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thasis 07-20-05, 12:46 PM	Guild Name: Guild of Ultimate Evil This is a new and revised Guild of Ultimate Evil. This is a brand new start for the guild... and also with the pruning I took the suggestion of starting a new thread :D. All members who were in the previous GoUE will still be members of this guild... that is unless you have betrayed us and joined the light side :P As you come up to the Guild of Ultimate Evil you relize how big the guild realy is. It's a giant black fortress that's kind of evil churchish. As you walk into the guild you see a giant hall. It's walls are made of black stone and the walls have tapestrys of torture, evil, and war on them. As you travel around the guild you see a meeting hall were there are several chairs and one main chair that is comprised of half-elven skulls. It's also much larger then the others. Througout the building there is a humungas libary, a torture chamber with all the most vile and evil torture devices known to man, a watch out tower, and a numereous rooms to stay in. The guild is obviously built for the evil. Guild Charter: The main goals of the foundation are as follows: -To stop good from hunting down evil -To oppose the Half Elven Foundation and other guilds of good -To gain political and millitary power -To gain access to the most vile of machines, spells, artifacts, and weapons Member List: Guild Master 1.) Thasis Guild Members: 2.) Droga 3.) Chaos Evoker 4.) Demonfay 5.) Turalisj 6.) Dyne 7.) Von Crown 8.) VampiricBloodlustNemesis 9.) Redhase 10.) Drake the Dragonslayer 11.) Shandrakor 12.) Malik21 13.) Masamune 14.) Zombiemaniac 15.) KidDeath 16.) Arshes 17.) Sargatanas 18.) Master of Flames 19.) IM_TIM 20.) Alek Knell 21.) Mid-Boss Alliances: -Stormhand Foundation -Blackstar Syndite -Children of the Planes (Sub Ally) Enemies: -Half Elven Foundation -Purple Dragons Guild Leadership Score: Comming Soon Districts: Comming Soon Resource Income: Comming Soon Monthly Expenses: Comming Soon Guild Treasury/Items: Comming Soon Total Cost: Comming Soon Remaining Gold: Comming Soon Total[B]: 1,000,000 gp starting gold [B]Miscellaneous Guild Items: Comming Soon Guild Creations: Skygge as a Race (http://boards.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=7186786&postcount=180), Skygge Droga Prc (http://boards.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=7189414&postcount=187), Servent of the Skygge Prc (http://boards.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=7194650&postcount=189)
thasis 07-20-05, 12:47 PM	-For Future Use- Not quite sure what this will be used for quite yet but this might be useful in the future
thasis 07-20-05, 12:47 PM	-For Future Use- Another post for future use. Still unsure about the use yet.
Demonfey 07-20-05, 12:52 PM	Didn't I have Igor tame that escaped creature with stolen chickens because it wasn't going anywhere? It happened in the Blackstar Syndicate, so Von Crown could experiment with it.
Tenzhi 07-20-05, 12:53 PM	Evil Churchish? Sounds like a good place to get fried Elven Wings with a side order of black rice and curry. Or for more portable food, you could always get an order of Extra Crispy Drizzt-Bits.
Demonfey 07-20-05, 12:57 PM	Evil Churchish? Sounds like a good place to get fried Elven Wings with a side order of black rice and curry. Or for more portable food, you could always get an order of Extra Crispy Drizzt-Bits. And the fey'ri, as one being, take a step away from Tenzhi after he mentioned "Fried Elven Wings". Mmm, fried elf...the other other white meat.
thasis 07-20-05, 01:42 PM	Ah yes, the creature. I shall remove that from the list of stuff to do. I kinnda cut and pasted most of the stuff from the old GoUE. :D
Ashariana 07-25-05, 09:49 PM	The rain pours down over the dark building. Water spilling from the mouths and eyes of gargoyles and demons alike. Their figures carved into the stone of the looming building. A pair of figures stand before the doors to the building. The doors swing themselves open, wind and entering through the open doors. A flash of lightning reveals the figures as they enter through the now open doors. One stands tall, a large figure, far larger than a man should be. Metal covers every inch of his body, from his sword to his massive shield. Standing infront of this mass of metal is a pale woman. A dress of black silk clings tightly to her slender form, a stark contrast to the pale skin that it hides. Looking up and around the room she glances from person to person. Her mouth curves into a slight grin as her gaze finishes moving across the room. Sliding the hood that covers her head down, she removes the cloak she wears and drapes it over the arm of the large metal clad man. Her silvery hair falls across her shoulders as she bows her head in a token show of respect. Speaking, her words flow in a gentle tone. Peaceful and begnin, quite the opposite of most dark creatures. She seems almost good of heart by her tone, but her words are something different entirely. "Greetings Gentlemen, I am Ashariana. Called the dreadful by many of those who have... crossed my path. I have come to this place to speak with you gentlemen. It is obvious that you men are the true power in this land. I believe you need a woman's touch as well. Perhaps I can be of... service to the ideals of this organization. My abilities will be a great addition to your own strengths, I assure you."
thasis 07-25-05, 10:16 PM	A towering beast stands in front of you. He is about 10ft tall. His body is covered in shadows and he has large demonic wings on his back. His face is that of a devils and he seems to have a fiendish grin. He says in a deep voice "It is nice to know there are women in this pitiful land that respect are ways. You are readily welcome here. Oh, I should introduce myself. I am Thasis the Evil, and yes the evil title sounds corny but it is useful for separating myself from my good side. I am the owner of this guild here. Welcome, you may find you and your... companion, a chamber".
Demonfey 07-25-05, 10:37 PM	A half draconic creature, seven feet tall and with large batlike wings, sits on a chair of metal and stone, molten like lava. It looks at you, with glowing red eyes. I am Sulkyr, placed here as proxy for Crowley. Welcome.
Ashariana 07-25-05, 11:03 PM	Nodding her head Ashariana looks toward her companion. She sweeps her arm across the room and the building beyond. Her slender body slips toward any nearby chairs. Seating herself in the chair she crosses her legs, stretching her arms above her head she rests them on the arms of the chair. Meanwhile, her large companion moves onward into the building. Moving through hallways until finding a room and entering. He stands by the door and looks around the halls. Growling menacingly at any who come near. The massive man rests against the wall, his shield resting on the floor infront of him, leaning it's upper area against the rest of his metallic form. Out front, Asharian rests in the chair, running her hands across her pale skin where the water runs. Looking toward the demon being called Thasis, she tilts her head a slight bit. She seems to be thinking, straightening her dress a bit. She taps her fingers along the arm of her chair, smiling and nodding to the draconic creature as well. "So gentlemen, these wars are to begin soon I trust? It seems that currently there is an uneasy peace. The world is changing and empires will go to war to rule it. Of course, they cannot win. What say you on this matter? You are wise in the ways of the world Mr.. the evil." Ashariana grins slightly at the name. "So you must have plans for this world. Ideas that will teach those who are called good, what they truely are in the end. Tell me, what powers exactly do you possess, I wish to know what I work with. The power of the pieces adding to the power of the whole. We should know what those pieces can do."
Demonfey 07-25-05, 11:24 PM	You and your partner first. We need good reasons to trust you, after all.
Ashariana 07-25-05, 11:43 PM	Ashariana smiles, and glances toward the hallway her companion had walked down. As if heeding a call he returned, still fully covered in metal. Moving across the hall he stopped beside Ashariana. Her eyes moved toward him as he nodded and set his shield down, reaching up to remove his helmet. Behind the metal there does indeed beat a heart it would seem. The face of a large humanoid with savage features rests behind this particular cold metal. Perhaps of ogre ancestry, that lead to this large human like creature. Ashariana nodded and looked back toward the others. "This is my bodyguard, Skartog, he is a descendant of the ogres. He is a powerful creature who at times is as a human wall. Myself, my powers lie in the minds of others. I can... influence the minds of others in short. The minds of others are simple things really, toys to one who knows how to play with them."
thasis 07-26-05, 03:38 PM	"Mmmmm, I like your ideology. What is to say that you will not use your power over the mind, or atleast attempt to use your powers, on us? It is commonely known that evil cannot trust evil. We need some proof that you are loyal, not just common flatery"
Ashariana 07-26-05, 03:48 PM	Ashariana places a finger on her cheek and seems to be thinking. Sliding the finger down her cheek she places her hand on her leg and smiles. Looking toward the demonic man she winks. "How do I know you wont use your big strong muscles against me? Words cannot proove a thing, because words can be false. But I have no real reason to betray you right now. That would not benefit me in any way. Like I said, this place is the real power in these lands. I believed I could find allies here that would help my own plans, and I would help theirs."
Demonfey 07-26-05, 06:06 PM	Your point is valid. I was hoping someone would bring that up. :D PS: Ashariana, don't forget to put in a character on one of the pages, and that two characters in the same guild is, unfortunately, not allowed.
Ashariana 07-26-05, 10:31 PM	Ashariana looks toward the others as she stretches her arms over her head. Resting against the chair she moves her hair back behind her ears. Her bodyguard places his helmet back upon his head and moves off down the hall. "So gentlemen, will you be answering my earlier question? Or have I told you more than you plan to tell me?" ((Fortunately they arent two seperate characters, but rather Skartog is Ashariana's cohort))
Demonfey 07-27-05, 02:06 AM	Pyroclastic half dragon demonfey crossbreed with warlock powers.
thasis 07-27-05, 05:41 PM	"I still don't trust you... but I only trust other Skygge so don't take it personally. Mmmmm, so your intressted in are powers. Well my powers are many. I have brute strength, infernal powers, and magical prowress. My skills of manipulation and deception have yet to be riveled. My main strength is this guild I own. It provides and oppurtunity to work with other beings of the same alignment in a generally... safe enviroment. The strength in this war is in numbers, not one being trying to powerhouse. Now you know my powers. Do you have any more questions or are you done?"
Ashariana 07-27-05, 05:58 PM	Ashariana looks toward Thasis the evil and smiles sweetly. She stands and stretches her arms a bit then straightens her dress. "I didn't expect you to trust me right away. I don't expect you to trust me ever really, but I do expect you to respect me. Respect my powers and my abilities, and I shall respect yours. We can each attribute our own to this place, and in the end, become the true power of the world. Ruling over it with strength. Until then, we'll have to deal with eachother here." Ashariana winks at Thasis then turns toward the hallway. She waves to the two others and heads off down the hall. Stopping before the door that her bodyguard had stood infront of earlier. Entering, she closed the door behind her, a voice echoing in the heads of the others. "If you need me, I'll be in my room."
thasis 07-27-05, 07:02 PM	Thasis looks inquisitivly. "Well that was an intressting discussion". With that he slumps back into his chair. He has a tired expression on his face and a grim look. "Dark times are comming, it's going to be great. But much hardship and sacrifice is going to be needed to get to are goal". With that Thasis walks slowly down to his private chambers. "I'm tired of all these afairs. I'm going to be resting. Don't disturb me unless it's inportant". With that he opens the door to his chambers, walks in, and then closes the door tightly behind him.
turalisj 07-27-05, 07:26 PM	A red half-dragon stonechild walks into the room, knocking the door down in a burst of flame. " Damn door. the thing always gets in my way..
Ashariana 07-27-05, 09:41 PM	In her room, Ashariana glances toward the sound that has just echoed through the halls. She shrugs to herself and ignores it, continuing to go about her business. It seemed that there were some loud and obnoxious individuals in this place as well.
Demonfey 07-27-05, 11:32 PM	A red half-dragon stonechild walks into the room, knocking the door down in a burst of flame. " Damn door. the thing always gets in my way.. Pull up a chair, brother of stone and flame. Note: pyroclastic dragons are like volcanoes and lava, as, in a way, is your character.
turalisj 07-27-05, 11:41 PM	born of the earth, blood of the flame ;) Laruak closed his eyes for a second, then spoke, I see we have a new member. Judging by the new elemental presences. Laruak is a shugenja. he can 'feel' the diffrent elements. no one can snoop around with him near. :P
Von Crown 08-06-05, 12:27 PM	Quite unexpectedly, a loud and persistent flapping, like the beat of many wings, is heard from outside. From the hole where the front door stood before our latest arrival comes a swarm of giant black moths, the smallest being nearly as large as a halfling, while one looking in through the door seems to be almost the size of an adult dragon. In the middle of these coalesces a thick purple fog, coming together in the shape of a man about five and a half feet tall. He looks to be of about nineteen summers, but his geneeral posture and the look in is red eyes seem to suggest that this may not be the case. He wears elegant but durable clothing, and through one of his slightly pointed ears is a gold earring bearing a skull-and-crossbones motif. On his left hand he wears a ring of darkened adamant set with a large blood-red ruby that almost seems to be staring at you. On his right hand is a viscious looking black gauntlet adorned somewhat large claws, and upon the palm of which a sinister red rune glows. he steps forward. "Ah I see we have new members, as well as a new building. It is my pleasure to meet the three of you." He snaps his fingers "Ursteth, our bags. Kialyyr, you may enter." At his command, two beings enter. One, a veritable behemoth covered large , is pulling a large cart filled with multifarious bags of every shape and size. The other is a short woman in an elegant blue silk dress, who's longbrown hair seems... odd somehow. A small handbag falls of the cart, and she wheels upon the large man, if it is indeed a man. As she turns, her hair turns a fiery orange-red and draws up in stiff spikes "Idiot! How many times do I have to tell you to be careful with my stuff!" "I'm sorry... it just fell... please stop yelling." Seems to be the giant's only response. "Now now," says he man most present recognize as Mordred Von Crown, "Let's not fight. This is a new building, and I don't want to pay to have it rebuilt like that inn we stayed at last night." Her hair droops straigh down, and turns black. "Yes, father." "How many times do I have to repeat this: Just because I created you does not technically make me your father. I drew on far to many genetic sources when creating you for you to have any real 'father', and I get self-concious when you call me that." Okay, just so you all know, in a week or so I'll be running a tour of Dauthaar. It'll be at the Blackstar Syndicate, check my sig for a link. Anyways, anyone who's interested should post there.
Von Crown 08-13-05, 08:50 PM	What? I'm gone a whole week and nothing happens... Anyways as soon as whoever wants to come posts at the Blackstar Syndicate, the tour of Dauthaar shoud get underway.
Dyne 08-13-05, 09:46 PM	The whole forum is slowing down from inactivity. I'm not sure if any of their schools started up at about the same time as mine, but that might be part of it.
thasis 08-13-05, 11:18 PM	Jus got back from 2 week vacation. Starting to post again. I have rusty typing skills though cause lack of keyboard for 2 weeks... grrrr!
Von Crown 08-14-05, 01:26 AM	I know what you mean there, though I think I'm picking up pretty quick. Anyways, anyone who wants to go on he Dauthaar tour should post as soon as possible.
thasis 08-14-05, 03:22 AM	What's this Dauthaar? Wasn't here to know about it.
turalisj 08-14-05, 11:30 AM	his birthplace. :D (probobly right in character)
Demonfey 08-19-05, 02:07 AM	Just got back tonight from 12 days in Ireland. It was nice there.
Zombomaniac 08-19-05, 10:14 AM	Just got back tonight from 12 days in Ireland. It was nice there. :eek: Ireland?! :cool: Did you bring me a present? :D
Demonfey 08-19-05, 12:46 PM	Sorry, I didn't know where to send it.
thasis 08-19-05, 01:59 PM	Mmmmmm, Ireland is cool. Me bes friend went there once. Said it was awsome. Said he could drink lotz without worrying about the Legal Age. Hell he said there was practically no legal age. He could have been bull******** though.
thasis 08-19-05, 02:09 PM	By the way, I updated the format of the front page for this guild. And if anyones intressted I'm re-starting the GoPG.
Orcy The Green Wonder 08-19-05, 04:56 PM	A soldier bearing the crest of the Knights Von Drache enters the halls. He looks about and opens a scroll in his hands. He quickly reads off the scroll to any of those gathered in the guild's main hall. "Greetings good sirs, you are hereby invited to Ghashmal Keep for a ball held in the spirit of peace and brotherhood. It is our hopes that you, the members of this guild, will come to join us for this event. It is required that any weapons be left in the care of our own, so as to keep the peace should tempers rise."
Demonfey 08-19-05, 05:24 PM	A soldier bearing the crest of the Knights Von Drache enters the halls. He looks about and opens a scroll in his hands. He quickly reads off the scroll to any of those gathered in the guild's main hall. "Greetings good sirs, you are hereby invited to Ghashmal Keep for a ball held in the spirit of peace and brotherhood. It is our hopes that you, the members of this guild, will come to join us for this event. It is required that any weapons be left in the care of our own, so as to keep the peace should tempers rise." Sulkyr looks as though he is thinking about something. You can hear him muttering Hmmm...free food, free drink, someone else's place meaning we don't have to clean up...I'm in.
thasis 08-19-05, 05:35 PM	Thasis thinks. "Well along with Demonfay's points... it gives us a chance to see what the good ones are up to. They are probally inviting the other evil guilds to so we can see what they're plans are to."
jagggar 08-19-05, 10:24 PM	Hmm, this being the Guild of Evil, would anyone happen to have suggestions on evil campaigns?
Ashariana 08-19-05, 10:28 PM	Evil? Sure I know evil. I know it's cousin Vile as well. What exactly is it you would be looking for?
Arshes 08-19-05, 10:31 PM	i have 14 books (11 not including the core) so i have a pretty good reference list. i can give you anywhere from an army of demons invading tyranor, to a creation of my own, tainted archons. they're like regular archons, but are completly evil. and i know deomfey sure has alot of info on evil monsters.
Von Crown 08-20-05, 12:42 AM	If you want an obscenely complicated long drawn-out plot towards some end, I'm the one to talk to. I can also come up with some odd creatures and devices.
Demonfey 08-20-05, 01:02 AM	i have 14 books (11 not including the core) so i have a pretty good reference list. i can give you anywhere from an army of demons invading tyranor, to a creation of my own, tainted archons. they're like regular archons, but are completly evil. and i know deomfey sure has alot of info on evil monsters. I have information on most topics, except for stormwrack, weapons of legacy, some Faerun stuff, and most Eberron stuff. I own the BoVD and BoED, and all current monster manuals. I am very well informed on monsters.
Zombomaniac 08-20-05, 01:09 AM	I have information on most topics, except for stormwrack, weapons of legacy, some Faerun stuff, and most Eberron stuff. I own the BoVD and BoED, and all current monster manuals. I am very well informed on monsters. but he can make them up real fast like. :D
Von Crown 08-20-05, 02:36 PM	Yeha he's good at that. I'm nowhere near as fast (though I'll admit my ideas are often somewhat more unusual, a lot of them never get finished because I come up with a dozen more while I'm working)
Arshes 08-20-05, 05:53 PM	i'll just give ya an adventure hook: A demon prince declares war on the continent of Tyranor. :D
Demonfey 08-21-05, 10:16 AM	How about an infestation of Scyllans in the bay, which we want to recruit since they are evil, CR 13, and live by sinking ships and eating whatever comes out of the ship thats edible. Including people.
Arshes 08-21-05, 10:48 AM	:twitch: eh, why should i care. i'm just a psycopathic shaper. :D i can just send a beefed up astral construct to deal with them. or maybe an army of believers.
thasis 08-21-05, 02:02 PM	Mmmm, evil. I run the Guild of Ultimate Evil and I've never played a non-evil campaign in all the years of playing D&D (9?). I think I can help. What exactly are you looking for?
Demonfey 08-21-05, 02:30 PM	:twitch: eh, why should i care. i'm just a psycopathic shaper. :D i can just send a beefed up astral construct to deal with them. or maybe an army of believers. WANT TO RECRUIT. Scyllans would definitely cause an amount of gridlock in the docks, and cause a little friction between us and water based guilds.
Von Crown 08-21-05, 11:55 PM	I agree, they would be useful allies. Perhaps with a few lacedons to aid them?
Arshes 08-21-05, 11:58 PM	hey! i'm head of the ocean dwellers foundation, remember? thought, i could launch an assulat with a few dozen siege crabs loaded with my best warriors.
Sargatanas 08-22-05, 01:24 AM	The doors swing wide and the souls scream loud. A band of spirits sing a song of sorrow and despair. Inside the houses all is locked for evil is in the air. A tall figure enters through the open doors. His skin is a dark red, his body covered by black armor. A cloak stretches down his body, covering one side while the other arm is exposed. A large and muscular clawed arm. Tusks protrude from the figure's lower jaw, and his eyes burn a firey red. His hair is long and black, swept back behind his ragged ears. The screams of the damned echo around his body as he walks into the building. A booming voice that screams with a darkness unheard of in mortal man, sounds from deep within his throat. "Creatures of evil and darkness. Those who lurk in the shadows and who wreak havoc on man and his brothers. I am Sargatanas. I am lord of the damned souls and master of all I wish. I have come to these lands to bring damnation and darkness to it's people. For terror and fear are the most pure of emotions. Showing the true nature of the pitiful scum that walk this world. Here, I intend to stay while this goal is accomplished. HERE, I intend to find brothers in goal, and brothers in power. To the world we shall be GODS! Until the darkness consumes it utterly."
Arshes 08-22-05, 01:35 AM	Arshes looked up towards the man, bodly entering. Crystal began to thread throughout the mans body, stopping just below the chin. Tell me, why should I release you? I can keep you inside of a crystal prison for all eternity, never to feel death yet never to breath. You can stay like that and live as long as a god. Not needing breath nor drink. he's mentally unbalanced. ;) having an intelligence of 26 (20 without magic) can do that.
Von Crown 08-22-05, 01:42 AM	48 :P "Now now, lets not fight children." Says Mordred as he manfests dismiss ectoplasm. "In case you've forgotten, we're all on the same side here. Also, newcomer, are you by any chance a yugoloth? You appearance reminds me of a certain type, though the name escapes me at the moment."
Arshes 08-22-05, 01:49 AM	you can't dismiss it in any way. well, you can, but i'm not about to tell. (btw, dismiss ectoplasm only works on astral cosntructs and the like. this is super saturated crystalline essence.) and anyway, i'm not talking about diety level stats. i'm talking about slighting epic level.
Sargatanas 08-22-05, 01:53 AM	The large man's body easily resists and he moves toward Arshes with speed, wrapping his hand around his head. He squeezes tightly and growls again. Leaning down to place his face inches from the psions he grins. The screams of hundreds echo from around the massive man's body as he speaks. His eyes taking on a burning black flame as his putrid breath flows out to Arshes' nose. "Careful who you threaten scum! I will not stand for threats from any puny beast like you. I would first crush your head before hear your insults again. So shut thy mouth and make no threats. If I were here to fight you, I would have torn the bricks from the very building to bring it down upon you. Or rather... this close... I could tear your soul from your body, and make it one of mine for all eternity. Doomed to feed my hunger and my power until I see fit to release it." Letting go of the elf's head he stands to his full height again. Looking toward the other man who had spoken he shooks his head. The black flames of his eyes fading back to their reddish hue. "No, but a creature that brings fear just the same. It does not matter to others what you are, but what you appear to be. It is a flaw of the beasts that walk this world. They fear that which they do not know, and fear can be a powerful weapon." (maybe we can wait till I actually have a finished character before I have to kill someone)
Demonfey 08-22-05, 10:16 AM	hey! i'm head of the ocean dwellers foundation, remember? thought, i could launch an assulat with a few dozen siege crabs loaded with my best warriors. Gives your guild something to do, to prevent boredom. And causes some conflict, considering this is supposed to be a guild WAR.
thasis 08-22-05, 04:34 PM	"Welcome newcomer. Do you come here to request a membership in my guild or to just scream out random idle threats? If you're hear for membership, you are welcome to join. If not... well then you leave now before I have to resort to my powers".
Sargatanas 08-22-05, 06:38 PM	The massive man growls toward Thasis. His eyes narrow as he straightens himself and looks toward the guld's leader. He shakes his head and laughs a deep and loud laugh. "If you had been listening to me. You would have heard that I do indeed seek to reside here. It was this scum that wishes to be seen as powerful that has brought 'idle' threats. But make no mistake, my threats are not idle. I would not think twice to slay this arrogant fool. Challenge as you will and speak of your power freely. But do not make threats you will not keep. It would be far better to have an ally than an enemy."
thasis 08-22-05, 07:11 PM	"Well I apologize about not catching your question to reside hear. I was to caught up in your threats and insults. But enough of that. You may stay. Down the hall is a resting quarters so if you would like to put your stuff in a room you can."
Sargatanas 08-22-05, 07:25 PM	"Well I apologize about not catching your question to reside hear. I was to caught up in your threats and insults. But enough of that. You may stay. Down the hall is a resting quarters so if you would like to put your stuff in a room you can." The man growls in the general direction of Thasis. He slams a foot to the ground and bears his teeth. His eyes turn a deep black as he clenches a fist infront of him. "Then you are a deaf fool. I threw no threats or insults until your man decided to bring an attack upon me. Do you treat potential allies in such a way always? I brought NO ill will until this fool of an elf decided it would be a good idea to threaten ME. So do not accuse me of that which I did not do. You insult me with your words and do little to instill in me any confidance in your ability to lead."
Dyne 08-22-05, 07:34 PM	What alignment are you, Sargatanas?
Arshes 08-22-05, 07:39 PM	The 'insulent elf' suddenly grew three times his hieght, tusks extending from his mouth and fur growing around him. Within seconds, where the elf once was a fully grown mammoth now stood. don't throw around insults to someone who can turn into a large furry creature and launch orbs of crystal at you. :P
Von Crown 08-22-05, 07:43 PM	"Come now, let's not rip each other to bit, okay? It wouldn't do us any good, and in the long run will only help the good guys. They've already got a big lead over us in co-operation and working together. It may sound lame, but if we can focus on supporting each other's abilityies as well as they do, it'd also have the added benefit of surprise. This is what they're expecting, I'm sure. For example, I could probably cut each of you down, but it'd only weaken me, as then I'd be the only villain the good guys had to worry about, and honestly I've got enough work in a dozen different realities to keep me busy enough as it is. That and, well, I'm not actually here."
Sargatanas 08-22-05, 07:46 PM	The 'insulent elf' suddenly grew three times his hieght, tusks extending from his mouth and fur growing around him. Within seconds, where the elf once was a fully grown mammoth now stood. don't throw around insults to someone who can turn into a large furry creature and launch orbs of crystal at you. :P Looking back toward the elf the man leaned in close and laughed in the newly grown mammoth's face. He shooks his head and stood to full height again. "You impress no one elf. A mammoth is no more than food, would you like to be food? Sit down and cease your games, you are not proving anything to anyone with your actions. You are simply making more of a fool out of yourself as you do this." Crossing his arms beneath his cloak he looks at the mammoth and grins. Shaking his head as he looked it over with ammusement. Alignment is chaotic evil. And your quite a welcoming group aren't ya. Also, trying to tell the big man who can THROW a mammoth isn't a good idea either. We aren't going to get anywhere measuring wangs, I can keep this up all night.
Von Crown 08-22-05, 07:54 PM	I was personally curious as to why he chose a mammoth, they aren't particularly threatning, in my experiance. "Since it seems like this isn't going to happen if I don't do it, welcome to the group. If you don't mind, I'd like to do a few tests. They aren't required, but I'm certain they will help everyone to trust you. All I need is a small blood sample." As he says this, a thin tail tipped with a long needle emerges from behind him.
Sargatanas 08-22-05, 08:41 PM	"I am not so sure ones who act so foolishly are worth an alliance. If showing off powers that are all too comon in this world is the extent of this guild's ability, it is not worth my time. Do you believe so strongly that your little elf here is worth such effort? That he is infailable? Any leader with intelligence would have seen that such a foolish action should be punished. But instead you hurl insults at me rather than punish your insolent member. Foolish indeed." The large man looks across those within the guild's halls. His lip raised in a bit of a sneering smirk. His eyes drift once again to the mammoth/elf. Moving his cloak away from his right arm again, his fist clenches and un-clenches at his side. The sound of screams and cries of terror continue to echo around him. He raises his hand upward and points a clawed finger toward Thasis. "What do you plean to do to punish your foolish elf for this offence?"
Arshes 08-22-05, 08:55 PM	At the sight of the needle, Arshes dissapeared in a burst of ectoplasm. he's needlephobic. and Sargantas, my character is chaotic neutral. this guild has no control over him.
Sargatanas 08-22-05, 08:57 PM	At the sight of the needle, Arshes dissapeared in a burst of ectoplasm. he's needlephobic. and Sargantas, my character is chaotic neutral. this guild has no control over him. Then why is he sitting in the guild's halls and threatening people, while being backed up by the guilds leader?
Arshes 08-22-05, 08:59 PM	*shrugs* dunno. somehow though,i think thasis will try and use that to his advantage...
Demonfey 08-22-05, 09:34 PM	Now that I think about it, the elf never declared his intent to join...he was just brazen enough to bluff his way in...eh. He was entertaining, at any rate.
Zombomaniac 08-22-05, 11:42 PM	“I sensed a large increase in the amount of Ego in these our great halls and know I must return for a time.” A light suddenly flashes and forms into what appears to be a veritable rip in the dimension, bringing with it a freezing cold wind. Once the light fades you see a tall figure standing in front of the portal as it closes. “I leave for five minutes and you all start killing each other. I am certain that Droga in rolling in his grave right now!” You realize that this is the Drow Cazic standing in front of you and can tell that he has changed a great deal. What was once a Dark Velvet Cloak has been replaced by what appears to be solid Ice covering his form in place of clothing and instead of the darkness that once surrounded him and surrounds all those present he now shines with the light of the Sun off a frozen wasteland that shatters your own concealing darkness. Even his form has changed, his ears are at least three inches longer than the norm of Elves, his eyes spark with Arcane energy and he is at least a foot taller than you last saw him. “Do you know what you have become my Evil Kin? Nothing more than squabbling children!” Cazic then moves close to the newcomer, no more than a foot away, pushing back his darkness with the light of his power and with the force of his will he quiets the screeching Souls. “If you seek membership ask it, if you feel insulted by one you feel is weaker ignore it, if you wish to die I will oblige!” OOC: Ok everyone calm down and lets get to work here. As you can tell Cazic is different. :rolleyes: Not all the stats and such have been worked for this change, but they will be soon enough. :) Right now we need to focus on our goals. :cool: Like killing good people and why there is a Non-evil person in a Evil-only guild. :eek: :confused:
Master_of_Flames 08-23-05, 12:14 AM	"You people realy have to get better security." A voice said from the hallway. Li'ruak walked towards the group, a dagger in his hand from Cazic's personal collection. "Oh, and I'm sure many of you have heard of me. If not, then start guessing." He said, throwing the dagger behind him.
Sargatanas 08-23-05, 12:31 AM	The large man growls, his eyes turning black again as his fist clenches again. The souls fly around his body as he moves low into the elf's face. His tusks come inches away, almost touching against the elf's own face. His size increased to double what it was and he grabbed the elf's head. Hurling him down the hall he growled and stomped on the ground a few times. Raising his hand into the air he hissed as he turned toward the door. "I am sick of your pointless threats. Enough of you fools. This is no guild of evil, this is a home for fools with delusions of grandeur. Asmodeous take you cowardly fools. You speak big but have nothing to show for it. You act as if you are evil and a force to be reckond with, but you are nothing. You lose an ally today because you cannot see past your own claims of power where no real power exists. You disgust me, you are nothing but children who wish to play with the 'big boys.' You are not worth my time." The large man turns and wraps his cloak around him, exiting the halls of the guild. He walked off into the darkness and disappeared. Ya know, this guild would have been cool. But everyone seems to be too busy being cocky and threatening my character. Its like I walked in on a buncha kids with rulers.
thasis 08-23-05, 02:44 AM	Sorry about my rudness in character and apparantly out. I havn't been in a paticularly good mood in reality lately. I'm normally much more calm... if you read previous posts in the past Guild of Ultimate Evil. Other members, I suggest you calm down like I have chosen to do. We seem to have been getting off to a bad start with a newcomer. "I am sorry for mine and my acomplished actions. We are both in a angry (or atleast I am) and festive mood. Combined with drinks from the party... doesn't lead into a great mass of joy to people not expecting it". He chuckles to himself. "Now if we can get to a better start"
Master_of_Flames 08-23-05, 03:00 AM	speak for yourself. and Li'ruak wasn't even at the party (his face is on wanted ads throughout the land) for him to go to the ball would be like demonfey walking into a castle full of cold iron knights.
Zombomaniac 08-23-05, 09:21 AM	The large man growls, his eyes turning black again as his fist clenches again. The souls fly around his body as he moves low into the elf's face. His tusks come inches away, almost touching against the elf's own face. His size increased to double what it was and he grabbed the elf's head. Hurling him down the hall he growled and stomped on the ground a few times. Raising his hand into the air he hissed as he turned toward the door. "I am sick of your pointless threats. Enough of you fools. This is no guild of evil, this is a home for fools with delusions of grandeur. Asmodeous take you cowardly fools. You speak big but have nothing to show for it. You act as if you are evil and a force to be reckond with, but you are nothing. You lose an ally today because you cannot see past your own claims of power where no real power exists. You disgust me, you are nothing but children who wish to play with the 'big boys.' You are not worth my time." The large man turns and wraps his cloak around him, exiting the halls of the guild. He walked off into the darkness and disappeared. Ya know, this guild would have been cool. But everyone seems to be too busy being cocky and threatening my character. Its like I walked in on a buncha kids with rulers. You hear stange words beinging spoken and look to the Drow. He still lives, as the ice protected him and his form is changing as the ide about him grows increasing his size. Then when he stands head and chest over you with a massive swing of his arm you are flung from the guild halls. "Takata lu' harl l' charnaggen!" As you land upon the grounds ice and water flows around you and grabs you strong. IT pulls you away and to the harber. OOC: If you dont like it here than leave. Beside you are the one who came in and made yourself high-and-mighty, but we dont care. We goofed off with a little crystal and you act like we killed you dog. Leave if you want. If all we lose is someone wo makes us fight each other than we have gained a great deal this day. I hope you find a guild that will like you mabye you could make your own guild. :)
Sargatanas 08-23-05, 11:29 AM	You hear stange words beinging spoken and look to the Drow. He still lives, as the ice protected him and his form is changing as the ide about him grows increasing his size. Then when he stands head and chest over you with a massive swing of his arm you are flung from the guild halls. "Takata lu' harl l' charnaggen!" As you land upon the grounds ice and water flows around you and grabs you strong. IT pulls you away and to the harber. OOC: If you dont like it here than leave. Beside you are the one who came in and made yourself high-and-mighty, but we dont care. We goofed off with a little crystal and you act like we killed you dog. Leave if you want. If all we lose is someone wo makes us fight each other than we have gained a great deal this day. I hope you find a guild that will like you mabye you could make your own guild. :) First, your little magic trick does absolutely nothing because I'm not here. I made nobody fight anybody. I didn't come in here acting high and mighty. I came in here COMPLIMENTING you people. Saying that we, as a guild, would be gods. But you people chose to whip it out and try to impress lord knows who. My character was attacked as soon as he walked in, in his mind, that is an insult. Not some 'goofing off with a little crystal.' Instead of doing something about it, the rest of the guild joined in with a guy who isn't even in the guild to act like dicks. What would you do if you were to walk into a room and somone were to say, put a knife to your neck and say "hi, I can kill you."
thasis 08-23-05, 11:57 AM	Like I have said, I am sorry. I didn't mean to seem insultive. I think what we have hear is a big batch of misunderstanding. Our side seems to have taken your speach as insultive when you didn't mean it so. And I think you overeacted with the crystal thing. It was ment to be all in fun and games. Maybe we can put that behind us and stop quaralling... despite the fact that we are evil.
Von Crown 08-23-05, 12:00 PM	Hey, has anyone even noticed me trying to help things?
Sargatanas 08-23-05, 12:06 PM	Yes Von Crown, I noticed. But the fact still remains, that walking into a foundation and ranting about it being powerful and asking to join, I was met with a psionic power that would result in death if used. Keep in mind my character isn't even finished yet, and theres some idiot threatening to kill him just because he WALKED INTO A ROOM. Then you've got Mr. Drow there who just had to whip his out and pull out a ruler as well. Obviously, as a character, Sargatanas is not exactly the calm forgiving type. Using his crystalize thing is the equivalent of walking into a room and someone holding a knife to your throat. Which, personally, would **** me off.
thasis 08-23-05, 02:04 PM	Yes yes, but obviosly you don't know that things like that happen all the time. A.) It's all in fun, B.) It wasn't officialy in-game, and C.) I'm pretty sure it was ment as a joke. On the Zombiemaniac thing... well... I don't know what provoked him O.o o.O. He can speak for himself. Actualy he better not cause it'll probally lead to squaballing between you to. But PLEASE just drop it.
Sargatanas 08-23-05, 02:17 PM	Yes yes, but obviosly you don't know that things like that happen all the time. A.) It's all in fun, B.) It wasn't officialy in-game, and C.) I'm pretty sure it was ment as a joke. On the Zombiemaniac thing... well... I don't know what provoked him O.o o.O. He can speak for himself. Actualy he better not cause it'll probally lead to squaballing between you to. But PLEASE just drop it. Actually, I don't remember seeing it happen that much when I looked at the old thread. I also think some of your old members would have killed him on the spot. I think that even MORE because he isn't even a part of the guild. I think that since these games things have started, and I'm in character, it DOES make it in character, and thus in game. I don't appreciate the crap, and I REALLY don't appreciate the bull about it being a "joke."
thasis 08-23-05, 05:57 PM	Well the games have started but nothing has realy happened in-character. But anywayz, can we please get off this freakin topic. It's jus provoking anger on all sides. Let us be a Guild of Ultimate Evil not a Guild of Ultimate Chaos :rolleyes:
Master_of_Flames 08-23-05, 06:11 PM	yeah, thasis still has to make the guild of chaos and the guild of law. :D (and on a side note, i thought i had put a message about wanting to be a member of this guild in the old thread, but i guess not)
thasis 08-23-05, 08:15 PM	I added you. I didn't get everybody like I said. Most of the newer members...
Zombomaniac 08-23-05, 09:20 PM	Ok this is my damage control post. Sargatanas, I have reread all the posts from when you came here too now and Thasis is right, there has been a large missunderstanding and a great deal of overreacting on all sides. You did not start it, but Arshes was joking. Though you were In-Character so it makes sence if that is how the PC is :cool: , but with something like that it is wise to make a Out-Of-Character remake where you are a bit nicer and asking what the heck Arshes is doing(seriusly why are you here Arches? :confused: ). I edmit that I overreacted and your where right my throwing you out and to the harbor didn't work (i skimmed your post so I didn't see you leave :embarrass ). Sorry for the missunderstanding on our parts and as advise you might want to remeber the OOC thing it could have save a lot of headaches. :) Arshes, why are you here and why didn't we kill you? ;) You are Neutral. I can understand making an alliance with your group, but not membership of you (ya'know the whole "evil only" thing). :confused: Also Thasis you might want to change the "Cazic" in the members list to "Zombomaniac" since I changed usernames. :D Aswell I dont think you should ever remove Droga from the list. He has been such a huge part of the Guild house that even if we was kicked out for whatever reason we should keep him on the list. :cool: I think it is time we just put this away and go from here on a clean slate. Continuing this argument will only cause a bigger argument. Sargatanas I welcome you to this guild if you still wish to be Gods with us. :)
thasis 08-23-05, 10:06 PM	I'm glad that this is over. Zombie, I changed the whole Cazic to Zombiemaniac thing. Also, why did you change users? Jus curious. And I was never planning on getting rid of Droga. Still hoping he'll find a way back with a diffrent email or something. HAHA!
Zombomaniac 08-23-05, 10:12 PM	I'm glad that this is over. Zombie, I changed the whole Cazic to Zombiemaniac thing. Also, why did you change users? Jus curious. And I was never planning on getting rid of Droga. Still hoping he'll find a way back with a diffrent email or something. HAHA! I changed because I had a PC named Caizic and I didn't want that to interfer. In the end there was no big reason other than "I wanted to" really. It also spawned the "Poeple allowed to call me by...." in my sig. It have been pretty fun. I hope Droga comes back to. :(
Orcy The Green Wonder 08-23-05, 10:53 PM	I changed because I had a PC named Caizic and I didn't want that to interfer. In the end there was no big reason other than "I wanted to" really. It also spawned the "Poeple allowed to call me by...." in my sig. It have been pretty fun. I hope Droga comes back to. :( Once someone has been banned, they are free to come back. The only catch being that they can't let anybody know who they are. If they do, they get banned again. At least this is what Orcy has heard.
Zombomaniac 08-23-05, 11:33 PM	Once someone has been banned, they are free to come back. The only catch being that they can't let anybody know who they are. If they do, they get banned again. At least this is what Orcy has heard. So for all we know Droga could be back but unable to tell us. Thats kinda cool, though I dont think he is back. i have not seen anyone with his posting style. @Droga If you are out there send PM to those who you can trust (thats me :D ) we wont tell a soul, but insdead be very happy. :cheer: But if that gets you banned then dont tell.
Master_of_Flames 08-23-05, 11:33 PM	:shifty: that means he could be anyone..... :shifty:
Zombomaniac 08-23-05, 11:43 PM	:shifty: that means he could be anyone..... :shifty: But no one is useing his style. :( That is what would most tell us. Also no one is useing his favorite race. He used it in everything. It would be easy for him to use it without telling people it is him. He could just say it is cool and wants to us it. :cool:
Dyne 08-24-05, 12:26 AM	"Evil only?" Huh, that complicates things with Stormhand, since he's Lawful Neutral.... I've seen these kinds of disagreements happen too often. They seem to be caused by people simply getting carried away in-character, caught up in how happy they are with their character that they realize they can't control the fate of others. This is, afterall, just RP. In order to actually "do" anything, it would require stats, approved characters, GM moderation, etc. So most in-character chat doesn't really affect things in-game, it just upsets people. Sargatanas, if you would feel more comfortable in the Stormhand Federation, you would be welcome there (although it has Lawful Neutral interests, which might clash with your Chaotic Evil alignment). We try to maintain a good public appearance and reputation (at least, I do), so you might find it more restrictive than you'd like. But you would be welcome, and I'm sure we could work something out with you being some kind of behind-the-scenes villain or something of the like.
Zombomaniac 08-24-05, 12:35 AM	"Evil only?" Huh, that complicates things with Stormhand, since he's Lawful Neutral.... I've seen these kinds of disagreements happen too often. They seem to be caused by people simply getting carried away in-character, caught up in how happy they are with their character that they realize they can't control the fate of others. This is, afterall, just RP. In order to actually "do" anything, it would require stats, approved characters, GM moderation, etc. So most in-character chat doesn't really affect things in-game, it just upsets people. Sargatanas, if you would feel more comfortable in the Stormhand Federation, you would be welcome there (although it has Lawful Neutral interests, which might clash with your Chaotic Evil alignment). We try to maintain a good public appearance and reputation (at least, I do), so you might find it more restrictive than you'd like. But you would be welcome, and I'm sure we could work something out with you being some kind of behind-the-scenes villain or something of the like. But Stormhand is an ally not a member. Allies as far as i know have no true restirctions on alighnments only members. :confused: Hmmmm...Mabye Neutral is allowed, but only mean Neutral alomost Evil in nature. We need Thasis for this.
Dyne 08-24-05, 12:45 AM	He was a member. The Stormhand Federation is an allied guild, but Stormhand himself was actually a member before the SF even existed.
thasis 08-24-05, 04:56 PM	Mmmm, well Stormhand has a slightly evil but not realy tendancy. His personality suits the guild. I don't realy mind if his character is a member. Plus, even if he was a good guy he as a user could still be part of this guild, just his character couldn't. But like I said, I don't mind Stormhand as a member. Also, Droga, if you are their you can trust me to PM me about it. You were one of my favored members (no offense to anyone :) ).
Master_of_Flames 08-24-05, 05:01 PM	"Evil only?" Huh, that complicates things with Stormhand, since he's Lawful Neutral.... I've seen these kinds of disagreements happen too often. They seem to be caused by people simply getting carried away in-character, caught up in how happy they are with their character that they realize they can't control the fate of others. This is, afterall, just RP. In order to actually "do" anything, it would require stats, approved characters, GM moderation, etc. So most in-character chat doesn't really affect things in-game, it just upsets people. Sargatanas, if you would feel more comfortable in the Stormhand Federation, you would be welcome there (although it has Lawful Neutral interests, which might clash with your Chaotic Evil alignment). We try to maintain a good public appearance and reputation (at least, I do), so you might find it more restrictive than you'd like. But you would be welcome, and I'm sure we could work something out with you being some kind of behind-the-scenes villain or something of the like. yeah, li'ruak is a meber of the stormhand foundation, yet he's NE. he's just good at disguising his alignment. AN then there's his cohort, who is like an eldritch assasin...
thasis 08-24-05, 06:20 PM	Mmmmmmm assassins *drools*. I love Assassins. Thrall Herds are even cooler though. <<...>>...
Zombomaniac 08-24-05, 08:18 PM	yeah, li'ruak is a meber of the stormhand foundation, yet he's NE. he's just good at disguising his alignment. AN then there's his cohort, who is like an eldritch assasin... I was talking about the GoUE. SF welcomes all of all alingments.
thasis 08-24-05, 09:02 PM	Mmmmmm, so what is the motives of the Stormhand Foundation anywayz.
Dyne 08-24-05, 09:10 PM	The Stormhand Federation will unite all of Tyranor, in one way or another.
Master_of_Flames 08-24-05, 09:25 PM	but i want control of Nun. i may have the username Mast_of_Flames, but have you ever heard of iceland? valcanoe haven :D plus, i'm going give my character a mansion there.
Dyne 08-24-05, 10:47 PM	but i want control of Nun. i may have the username Mast_of_Flames, but have you ever heard of iceland? valcanoe haven :D plus, i'm going give my character a mansion there. That's because Iceland is misnamed, it actually isn't icy at all. Nun, on the other hand, is frozen to the core. I doubt there would be any active volcanoes up there. In any case, even if the Stormhand Federation conquered the world, the different districts would be put under the jurisdiction of different members, which would act as sort of governors. Think of in Star Wars the Galactic Empire which has Moffs in charge of star systems, and Grand Moffs in charge of sectors, despite the whole thing technically being under the control of one man (the emperor).
thasis 08-24-05, 11:36 PM	So the Stormhand Foundation is like the Empire. Wouldn't that make it Lawful Evil. Doesn't have to mean they fancy themselves as Evil though ;) .
Sargatanas 08-25-05, 12:34 AM	The sound of beating drums echoes from outside the walls of the guild. Marching feet accompany the sound as the doors are swung open by a pale skinned man. His hair long and black, with blood red eyes and a wicked pair of fangs. Entering into the halls, he is accompanied by a group of what appear to be zombies and skeletons. They total 21 in all, one of which is rather bulky and clad in a fancy set of armor. The armored corpse stands tall from among the others, looking throughout the room with cold icy eyes. "Good day to you among the living. I am Lord Sargatanas, Commander of the undead legions. I have come here to offer my assistance in bringing the living to their rightful places beneath my boots. For each of theirs that fall, a new soldier shall rise up for us. But you should know these things already. Who is your leader, I come to join you, and will fell any who should stand in my way... and give them life anew as one of my brethren!" (lets try this again...)
Dyne 08-25-05, 12:44 AM	So the Stormhand Foundation is like the Empire. Wouldn't that make it Lawful Evil. Doesn't have to mean they fancy themselves as Evil though ;) . Yes and no. It has some similar themes as the Empire, but it's more a "trying to do something good but going about it the wrong way" kinda thing. More will be revealed about Stormhand and his Federation in due time, especially with the Initiation Quest.
Master_of_Flames 08-25-05, 12:58 AM	I prefer my soldiers living, but each to his own. Li'ruak said, his form suddenly waving in and out.
Sargatanas 08-25-05, 01:25 AM	Sargatanas looked toward the warlock and raised a dead eyebrow. His hair was long and braided, daggers woven into the braids of his hair at the ends. In a circle around his mouth there is no longer flesh, simply a skeletal mouth. No eyeballs remain but icy blue orbs remain where the eyes once were. A large mace rests on the ground at his feet, one hand placed upon the end of it's handle. He shooks his head in the warlocks direction and shrugged his shoulders. "The problem with the living is that they are so untrustworthy. The dead however, well, you can trust a dead man. He knows that stabbing a corpse in the back won't do much good, can't kill you in your sleep either, if your dead too. Never tiring, never needing to eat or sleep. The dead are the perfect soldiers. Fearless, strong, and loyal. What more could one ask for in a soldier?"
Master_of_Flames 08-25-05, 01:38 AM	The problem with the dead is that they take no initiative and do not think for themselves. They cannot adapt to situations like a living soldier can. And plus, the dead make poor warlocks.
Zombomaniac 08-25-05, 08:32 AM	"I perfer golems my self, but your dead are most welcome here, brother." Glad to see you back Sargatanas. Your one of the more evil looking user I have seen for awile now. Welcome aboard. :) Arshes no crystals this time. :P
Demonfey 08-25-05, 08:51 AM	Welcome.
Sargatanas 08-25-05, 12:25 PM	Sargatanas shook his head and attempted to sigh, but had no breath with which to do so. He looked toward a couple skeletons behind him then back toward the warlock. "So say you, but the dead are not always as brainless as you might think. While we may not HAVE a brain, our intelligence is great. We have the knowledge of years in our bones. We can do anything you living can do, and more." Nodding again toward the skeletons, they bring their hands together. Black energies flowing around their hands before they point their hands toward a single point, sending blasts of eldritch energy through the room. Sargatanas looked back toward the warlock and nodded. "You see, the dead make fairly nice warlocks. They are intelligent, and out lack of flesh makes us faster, and allows us to hit the target must easier. Some of us can react much faster to threats than the living, and all are everliving. We make good... everythings."
thasis 08-25-05, 04:59 PM	"Welcome Sargantas. I'm glad you have decided to join us. I hope your stay will be longer then the last time" and he continues with a grin "and I hope my associates recieve you better. Basically your one of us now." He then continues "I see you are an undead. I actualy enjoy the use of undead. For the same reason as you actualy. As a fellow necromancer I think we can relate". Welcome back :D . I'm glad you have decided to return :P .
Sargatanas 08-25-05, 05:39 PM	Sargatanas nods and looks toward Thasis. He waves a hand dismissively. A bit of flesh flapping about as he does. He adjusts his lower jaw and cracks his neck. He motioned toward the undead behind him, who move off to find a room, a few entering from outside carrying caskets follow the first set. Sargatanas rolls his shoulders and nods to Thasis. "Very well, we'll be staying in a room when we find it. We don't really need sleep, but its always good to have a place for your... things. Might have to do a few experiments as well... so don't mind any screaming and all of that." A low hiss escapes Sargatanas' jaws, possibly an attempt at laughter.
thasis 08-25-05, 09:08 PM	"Mmmmm, the rooms are just down that hall". He then points down a corridor. "We also have a lab underground for experminents".
Von Crown 08-25-05, 09:22 PM	"Ah, it is good to have another... vitally challenged member." Says Mordred, grinning in a way that shows his fangs more clearly than normal. "It's good to know villany isn't completely the domain of demons yet. Welcome aboard!"
Master_of_Flames 08-25-05, 10:06 PM	you do know that ingame wise, zombies and skeletons lose all class abilities and intelligence. so your remark about them being better than the live thing is all bark and no bite :P i on the other hand, have a private army of warlocks.
Dyne 08-25-05, 10:09 PM	I assume his followers are a different type of undead than the regular zombies and skeletons, since there are plenty of intelligent undead that don't face the same disabilities as the mindless skeletons and zombies.
Sargatanas 08-25-05, 10:09 PM	you do know that ingame wise, zombies and skeletons lose all class abilities and intelligence. so your remark about them being better than the live thing is all bark and no bite :P i on the other hand, have a private army of warlocks. ZOMBIES and SKELETONS do, but I never said they were mere zombies or skeletons, did I?
Master_of_Flames 08-25-05, 10:32 PM	what else could they be? ghoul warlocks? my men could still take them on.
Dyne 08-25-05, 10:41 PM	what else could they be? ghoul warlocks? my men could still take them on. Don't brag, you'll only frustrate people. Which I believe is the reason everyone seemed to target you during the Gladiator Match....
Sargatanas 08-25-05, 10:48 PM	what else could they be? ghoul warlocks? my men could still take them on. If you insist, I can prove you wrong. But I doubt you'd want all your followers to die already.
Demonfey 08-26-05, 12:48 AM	They're characters using the two undead templates in the BoVD, aren't they. The intelligent undead that look like zombies or skeletons. Any necropolitans?
Master_of_Flames 08-26-05, 12:57 AM	necropolitans have to have a high level of sorcerer or wizard to take that template. hooded pupils maybe?
Sargatanas 08-26-05, 01:07 AM	They're characters using the two undead templates in the BoVD, aren't they. The intelligent undead that look like zombies or skeletons. Any necropolitans? The first wave of followers are corpse and bone creatures. A few Necropolitans will be showing up (my character is likely to be one when I finally decide on his race... its amazing how much of a character you can make without fully deciding on race).
Demonfey 08-26-05, 01:15 AM	Nice. Also, consider making undead spliced creatures (lots and lots of grafts)
Sargatanas 08-26-05, 01:21 AM	Nice. Also, consider making undead spliced creatures (lots and lots of grafts) I'd make a couple spell stitched if I knew an LA for the template. The problem with lots of grafts is that I still have to pay for them.
Master_of_Flames 08-26-05, 01:43 AM	spellstitched is supposed to be for mindless undead, so i guess the folks at WOTC didn't give it an LA.
Demonfey 08-26-05, 12:38 PM	Spellstitched apparently isn't for character use, although it requires a wisdom of 10 at least
Solmund 08-26-05, 04:53 PM	could just cast awaken undead on all of you undead followers. that's my plan. :D
thasis 08-26-05, 04:59 PM	Yah, that tends to work. Also, Undead Leadership is a kick ass feat. I suggest taking if you already havn't. It's from Libris Mortis.
Solmund 08-26-05, 05:02 PM	that's what i'm giving my second character. my main one is going to be an elven swashbuckler. (actualy, thier slightly based off your three personifcations. one is solmund the liberator, the other is solmund the tainted) :D
Dyne 08-26-05, 07:33 PM	Stormhand strides into the room, cold anger in his every movement. "Are you my ally?" he says, simply but boldly.
thasis 08-26-05, 08:15 PM	"Well it seems as if you are. I'm not going to risk my whole entire guild for you but I will help you if it benifts my cause to".
Dyne 08-26-05, 08:23 PM	"Then you are my ally. War has already broken out upon the land. The Stormhand Federation shall support the Guild of Ultimate Evil in its interests, but it expects the same kind of support in return. Now, I apologize, but I must depart to the Council of Archmages, for there is much to be discussed there. We shall meet again." Stormhand then vanishes from the halls.
thasis 08-27-05, 02:04 AM	"Fellow guild members. It seems as if we are officialy allies of the Stormhand Federation. He has declared that he will support all of are causes. Despite what I said earlier I think we should do the same in return. Of coure many of our cause are the same so it will be easier to ally with them"
Sargatanas 08-28-05, 03:45 PM	Sargatanas appears outside with his army, rising up over a hill. They march toward the halls and Sargatanas enters with a small group. Undead gather outside the doors, many different types of them and many different versions. Ranging from those dressed in noble wear to those who wear a pauper's clothing. Sargatanas stands within the doors and looks toward his allies in the guild. Turning back toward the undead he raises his hands into the air, silencing them. "My eternal brothers, we prepare for war. The damned shall march against our enemies, and we shall add to our ranks!"A cheer rises from those undead who are intelligent and can still speak. They raises fists and claws into the air, a chorus of voices from the rotting throats of the damned. Once again he raises his hands, and they are silent. "Brothers and sisters, be ready when the call arises. For when we march the world shall take notice. When the damned march the world will have no choice but to watch. When the damned send fort cries and shouts, the heavens themselves shake! We are the damned, we are the immortal! We are life become death, we are death become life once more. We are life become eternity! NONE SHALL STAND IN OUR WAY! NONE CAN HOPE TO DEFEAT US!" Turning toward Thasis and the other memebers of the guild, Sargatanas nods. Sweeping a hand toward the masses assembled behind him he almost smiles. "From ashes we come, to them all must eventually return. Today is not the day we shall fall.... the damned are ready for war."
Von Crown 08-28-05, 04:30 PM	A shadow darts out from a corner, drawing itself up to full height. In a rasping voice it speaks "Mordred says he will send a prototype he has been working on. It is nearly ready, and should arrive in a matter of days." The shadow then recedes.
thasis 08-28-05, 04:33 PM	"A prototype. What is this prototype? And Sargantas, it's nice to see your all ready for war. I wish I could say the same" Have yet to create my character...
Von Crown 08-28-05, 09:54 PM	"I'm afraid that information is quite confidential, but my master is quite confidant that you will be pleased"
thasis 08-29-05, 03:31 AM	"Mmmm, knowing his past work I think I will be satisfied"
Sargatanas 08-29-05, 01:14 PM	Walking through the halls with a pair of vampires at his sides. Sargatanas looks over the room and and guards or things of the sort that are around the room. He turns and approaches Thasis. Looking him over he nods and looks toward the doors, beyond which the armies of the dead stand ready. "How progresses the gathering of the dark armies? Soon we must be ready to go to war. I have seen no activity from the guards lately, perhaps they will be an easier target than I had once thought. The only problem will lie in passing the walls of Tyrannor to strike at them. Of course, if that is where they choose the battle to take place, many of their people will die and become servants of the damned. Which I would have no problem with... When do you believe the soldiers will be ready?" I'm almost finished with my character. Theres just a whole lotta spawn and followers and commanded undead to sort through before finally posting up all of the character's stats. It should be soon, within the next few days most likely.
thasis 08-29-05, 01:39 PM	Unfournetly I haven't even started. I think I'm going to have to go back to the GoUE and check Droga's Skygge post. It has all of his Skygge stuff.
thasis 08-29-05, 09:59 PM	A chill enters the air of the Guild of Ultimate Evil. A disembodied voice booms through the halls "Who I am is uninportant for now. I will just cut down to buisness to save time. I wish to be a member of the Guild of Ultimate Evil. I feel that I could make a contributation to the guild. May I join?" "Yes you can join. It would make all of our lives easier if you could reveal yourself though" "I'm sorry, that's not possible at the time. My services can be contributed with actual information about me. Everything will be revealed in due time. Have patience"
DarknessElemental 08-29-05, 10:13 PM	Out of the shadows apears a figure sheated in darkness. "Hello, my name is Vash. I am a Shadow Assassin. I wish that you will welcome me into this guild as one of your assassins" Hey guys. I just joined the boards and this looks like a cool place.
Wilds 08-30-05, 12:00 AM	A robed figure was into the main area. "The Breath and Blade has returned." He turns and walks out. As he walks out a dagger falls from his hand, imbedding its self in the ground. On it is a slip of clothe listing the guild new location.
Demonfey 08-30-05, 07:55 AM	Out of the shadows apears a figure sheated in darkness. "Hello, my name is Vash. I am a Shadow Assassin. I wish that you will welcome me into this guild as one of your assassins" Hey guys. I just joined the boards and this looks like a cool place. As a piece of advice, also check the Shadow's Breath and Blade. Thasis makes the call on letting you in or not.
Sargatanas 08-30-05, 11:14 AM	Sargatanas walks to a chain in the room and takes a seat. Behind him, a large pale minotaur takes up position. To his right side a female vampire who appears to have been one of the catflok in life. To his left, the vampire that has been him since he arrived stands at his side. A large floating creature enters the halls from the army that rests outside. It's appearance is that of a dead baby, it's legs are twisted and dead. It's arms are short and it's body is deformed. It floats over and stops infront of Sargatanas, after a short whispered conversation Sargatanas nods and it heads back out the door. "Ah, the soldiers would like to taste blood soon. They grow hungry for mortal flesh once more. Let us hope our allies wish to press this war soon. I could use a few new soldiers to add to my ranks, give them something more to worry about." Sargatanas laughs deeply and leans back in his chair. The female vampire to his side grinning widely, but the others keeping their postures without change. Turning his head toward Thasis he nods. "Need you any help assembling the soldiers?" He blinks a moment then turns his attention toward the newcomer. He taps at his exposed jaw bone and shrugs. "Ah, a newcomer... I seem to have missed you, eyes aren't what they used to be. Greetings... perhaps you'd like to join the ranks of the damend? Or you could join the guild itself. Whichever you'd prefer. I don't feel like giving my usual speech right now, but welcome, that is if Thasis here accepts you."
thasis 08-30-05, 03:13 PM	"Welcome Vash, you are welcome here. Any assistince we can have in this war would be useful"
Von Crown 08-30-05, 09:52 PM	Bursting in quickly through the doors come Kadena, obviously in a great hurry. She seems quite worried, and as she looks around the room she asks "Has anyone here actually seen Mordred in the past few days?"
Sargatanas 08-30-05, 10:03 PM	Sargatanas turns toward the woman and looks her over. He tilts his head to the side a bit then cracks his neck. Rising from his seat he turns toward the minotaur that stands beside him. Whispering to him the minotaur nods and exits the room. "Earlier, I did. But I believe it was a mere image. Or he enjoys showing off, one of the two. Why do you ask my dear? You seem to be a bit upset, tell me... why is that? Though I have not seen him in these halls for a time... That does seem a bit... curious. What is the probly my dear..?"
Von Crown 08-30-05, 11:42 PM	"I haven't seen him around the palace for several days, and he usually leaves some sort of notice when he's going to be gone for any extended period of time. Normally I wouldn't be terribly worried, but while he's been gone, two men claiming rights to the throne have appeared and situated themselves in the palace. I've also heard rumors that there's something or someone attacking random passersby on the way to the capital. More unusual still is the fact that the person described seems to at least bear an uncanny resemblance to Mordred. To further complicate matters, the Tiral'Dien has fallen ill, and Mordred is the inly one who may be able to cure it. What strikes me as strangest, however, is that he dissapeared the day after his one hundred and eleven thousand, one hundred and eleventh birthday. I do not know if that is important of not, I just though it could be important. Would anyone be willing to come to Dauthaar to help me resolve this? Or at the very least, help to hold at bay those who would claim the throne in his absence?"
Dyne 08-30-05, 11:58 PM	A man cloaked in black robes stirs in the shadows. No one had previously noticed this stranger, but he seems to be on their side. "If you would, madam, I would accompany you. I am not the most powerful of wizards, but my master is currently away on an important task."
Demonfey 08-31-05, 12:11 AM	And my boss regards Mordred with high standards, so I'll join you.
Sargatanas 08-31-05, 12:26 AM	Sargatanas nods. He taps his chin a few times and appears to be thinking. Looking toward the assembled soldiers outside the halls he looks off to his side, thinking again. "I would indeed wish to go. But war comes soon to this land, and I must partake. I cannot simply leave my soldiers without a leader in this time of need. When this war comes I must be ready, and it comes more swiftly than you might know."
Demonfey 08-31-05, 12:31 AM	Representative force also works on missions like this.
Master_of_Flames 08-31-05, 03:05 AM	"Hmm, I suppose that will mean plenty of slaughter, death, and destruction in the form of keeping said claimers away." Li'ruak said, walking in, his many warforged warlock's following behind, "Sound's like a party."
thasis 08-31-05, 09:18 PM	"I have pledged my alliegence to the Stormhand Federation and I must also partake in this war. I am sorry. If you have yet to find him after the war I can also join in the search though"
Von Crown 09-03-05, 09:51 PM	Sorry for the long wait, I've been a tad busy. "Well, I suppose those who can come should get going. Lets see, how did it go now? She pulls from a small handbag a thin fluteon which she plays a short melody. A few moments pass, and is seems as if nothing is going to happen. Just then, a pendant she is wearing begins to glow, and a thin red ray strikes the floor in the center of the room. beginning where the ray strikes and growng from there, a circular portal opens in the floor. "Well, let's go on in then, alright? Oh, those staying behind, you can watch our progrss with this." She pulls outan ornate hand mirror set in bronze and gold, handing it to Thasis. She then steps into the portal.
turalisj 09-03-05, 10:11 PM	A cloaked figure strode gracefully into the GoUE headquaters, pale fure being the only thing visible. I am Denrik, chosen of The Bloodspiller. I have heard of your guild from my home in the Mendal Plains, and ask for alligence. His voice sounded raspy, as if his lung's didn't work right. (he had lost them some 400 year's ago when a paladin decided to try and end his murderings)
thasis 09-03-05, 10:50 PM	"Welcome Bloodspiller. I gladly accept you into my guild. Any allies are good"
Demonfey 09-04-05, 12:28 AM	Sulkyr walks towards the portal, when he stops and begins to look as though he is concentrating on listening to something. He then steps through after nodding, and muttering something that sounded like "the third body..."
thasis 09-04-05, 02:19 AM	"Third body aye. This seems like it could enravel to be fairly intressting"
Demonfey 09-04-05, 02:40 AM	A figure steps out of the shadows, wearing an apparent cloak made out of darkness and a white, featureless mask. It looks around, and then asks in a male voice Where is either Sulkyr or Mordred Von Crown? I have an order for one of them to claim. The fun with this begins after the success.
Von Crown 09-04-05, 11:28 AM	You come out to find yourself standing in a circular room some thousand feet or so in diameter. Upwards the room stretches up far, just how far you cannot tell. The walls and floor are made of an elegant marble inlaid with gold. Every forty feet up there is a large bronze band encircling the entire length of the wall, with doors set quite intermittently between them. Between these bronze bands are large windows through which a considerable amount of sunlight streams in. You can hear a very faint but constant ticking in the otherwise silent room. There is one more very striking feature of the room- In the center of the floor there is a pattern of light and shadows, laid out in a the form of a massive and immensly complex clock face with at least half a dozen hands. The one you presume is the seconds hand comes to what must be the top, for then the minute hand moves around the hour, and the hour hand moves in turn. Suddenly there is a series of loud clanks, as the bronze bands rotate and the are moved to other locations. Kadena turns to you, seeming slightly calmer than before. "Welcome to the Royal Palace of Dauthaar."
Dyne 09-04-05, 02:04 PM	The cloaked man looks around with some interest. He then nods to himself and turns to Kadena. "I am at your service, Your Majesty. What object would you task me with?"
Demonfey 09-04-05, 02:19 PM	The assassin walks through the portal, heeding orders unheard by anyone else. Sulkyr! I have the sample that the boss desires. With that, he pulls out a small vial with a few hairs in it. Ah, excellent. I'll hold onto them until we find Mordred. With that, the ninja walks back through the portal, and leaves the guild hall.
turalisj 09-04-05, 05:32 PM	Denrik walked through the portal, looking around at interest at what he saw. Ah, a wonderful place this appears to be. Tell me, where is the torture chambers? I would like to bring some of my, ahh, guests that I have at my own fortress here.
thasis 09-04-05, 11:09 PM	Yipe! I poster here something about Torture Chambers. Must have missed the walking through the portal thing in your post. <<...>>...
Von Crown 09-05-05, 12:54 AM	"Well, I'm afraid we don't have any here at the palace, but you might be able to use one of the laboratories, I'm pretty sure number seventeen isn't being used for anything. Oh, no..." She says, as a footsteps can be heard coming down two hallways at either side of the room. From the left comes a man in elegant grey robes. He stands somewhat tall, but not particularly massive by any description. He has sharp features, and a face that reminds you quite a bit of Mordred's, if it were not for the white hair and cool, grey eyes. He holds a staff made of a silvery metal, and along it's length are several protrusions reminiscent of gears. From the other side comes a shorter man dressed in a wildly colorful outfit that looks like it belongs on a jester. He too bears a resemblance to Mordred, However his bright orange eyes and unkempt green hair give him a rather disorganized appearance. He holds in his hand a staff made of some sort of radiant crystal, which shifts colors wildly from moment to moment, and the shape of which seems to waver slightly in his hand. "I'd like you to meet Aurias and Perias, both of whom seem to believe that not only will Mordred not come back any time soon, but that they should rightfully be on the throne." "It is a pleasure to meet you all, be assured." Says the man you now know to be Perias "Though I do not think my glum opponent would really agree. I don't think he ever smiles, he so busy making sure everything runs perfectly. "Well, some of us are trying to work on proving our right to the throne. It's not my fault if you can't take enough time from you constant merrymaking to actually work on claiming what you think should be yours. Though honestly, I don't see why I'm bothered by you, it's not like you could ever organise yourself enough to prove you were even able to speak properly, let alone run a political campaign. "well maybe I've got a strategy all my own, and maybe you're just to close minded to see it." "Humph. Well see." And with that the two turn and go off their own ways once again. "And, well, now you've met the two who both claim to be the rightful heirs. Neither of them, however, have even once hinted at why they should righfully be the new rulers, or how they know that Mordred won't come back. I've managed to hold them back in council for those reasons, but once they speak up, I doubt it'll be long... And I wouldn't be surprised if whichever one was chose put the other to death. I'm not sure why, but I have the strangest feeling that that would be a very, very bad thing. Anyways, we should work on finding Mordred. I'll take you to his study. She then walks over to a nearby door and opens it. On the other side it a small spiral stairway upwards. She climbs the spiral stairs and continues to lead you out onto a platform beneath one of the bronze bands, three floors up. Even from here you cannot see the ceiling, though you do not doubt that there is one up there somewhere. As she leads you around to a door, the brinze band starts to move again, this time for the half-hour. Kadena looks confused, and turns back towards you. "I... I don't think I've ever seen this floor move on the half-hour before. I've heard rumors that there are several rooms built into the palace that only open every year, every, decade, or even every thousand years. I've never though them to be true, but..." She motions toward a door that was just uncovered. "I've also never seen that door before. I think we shoud head in, if the room seals up, there should be an emergency open mechanism inside, I think... " She opens the door and steps inside.
Master_of_Flames 09-05-05, 01:06 AM	"There's an artifect that could help solve this problem. The fusion ear rings, they permanently combine they physical bodies of the two that put them on for all eternity. It's a wonderfull way to torture someone by forcing them to share your body. As for how they would know of Mordred not returning, have you looked into the thought og them being splinter personalities?" Li'ruak said, hovering a few feet above the ground.
Von Crown 09-05-05, 01:15 AM	"If they are splinter personalities, then what caused him to suddenly split? And what of the person attacking travelers? You may be on to something however. For the time being, though, I think we should see what's on the other side of this door while it stays open." She then steps in.
Dyne 09-05-05, 10:35 AM	"My sincerest apologies, Your Highness, but I cannot continue with you any further. My master requests my presence, I fear he is in dire peril." The man in black then walks back through the portal and teleports away.
Demonfey 09-05-05, 07:38 PM	Those two definitely remind me of my Boss's Law and Chaos sides...or even the two personalities of Demogorgon. I remember Boss saying that each head has a different personality that hates the other, but can't live without the other.
Sargatanas 09-05-05, 07:42 PM	Outside the Keep, Sargatanas stands with his soldiers. He brings his hand into the air and turns, his hand falling foreward and pointing off into the distance. Suddenly, the force of undead begin to march. Undead feet stomping in unison all in the same direction. The damned begin their march toward Ghashmal Keep.
thasis 09-07-05, 06:34 PM	Hey guys, I've decided to repost the Skygge considering I'm going to be playing one. It is a direct quote of the one Droga posted. The Skygge The Skygge as a Race The Skygge are a race of shadowy beings from a border plane called Dromkar. On the edge of the shadow plane, their own is filled with shadows and darkness. The world is littered with black bones that rise from the grounds as if they were trees. It's rivers flow with a thick red liquid. The central piece of their world is the Skull of Dromkar. A massive horned black skull, it's eyes pour forth the red liquid that forms their rivers, called the Blood of Dromkar, it is a thick and evil substance. The mouth of the skull stands open, and periodically skygge will emerge from within, being born when enough shadowstuff and skygge energy has been collected. Before this massive skull sits a throne of polished black bone. This, is the seat of power on Dromkar, the throne of the lightbane. Droga the lightbane, a massive creature of shadow, so dark is his nature that a shadowy field surrounds him, obscuring the view of any but those with the best of eyes in the darkness. His own eyes glow with a blood red anger. He is a vengeful lord, and strikes down the enemies of his kind. Often the Skygge travel forth into other lands under his command. Seeking great power and thrill. The skygge are a warrior race, they enjoy battle and would wish to die in no other way. To lose is dishonorable, to surrender is cowardice, and to flee is unforgivable. Skygge enjoy "fair" battles, fair in the sense of numbers for the most part. If they agree to one form of battle and another is what they discover when the battle starts, they are greatly angered. History of the Skygge The first appearance of the skygge in known history happened many many years ago. Most records of this time are lost, yet there is mention of a great shadow. It is said that the Skygge came through offering their services to the king of the human lands. When he saw these creatures he believed they had hidden motives and struck out against them. Angered by this blatant insult, the Skygge came through cracks in the very world, what we would today likely call portals. In one night the skygge had annihilated the kindom completely. The soldiers were all dead or in hiding and the royal family was lost forever. The clearest note in these documents recalls the aftermath of the battle. It reads as follows: "And in the end, the city lay in ruins. The towers of the great keep had fallen into the streets below. The palace burned like some great funeral pyre. As the shadow's fled back from whence they came, a hideous laughter echoed through the night sky. Looking upon these vile cracks in the sky, a pair of great eyes gazed down upon the world. Red orbs of terror and malice that shook the very foundations of the earth." Many later stories tell of similar things. Skygge laying waste to cities and countries in short time. Then, abruptly their story ends. They skygge go unheard of for many years. Until recently, when the creatures have once again emerged from the shadows. With nothing but horror following behind them. The Stats Skyggekin Medium Outsider (evil) Hit Dice: 1d8-1 (3 hp) Speed: 30ft Armor Class: 13 (Dex +1, Leather Armor +2) Base Attack/Grapple: +1/+6 Attack: Claw +3 (1d4+1) Full Attack: 2 Claws +3 (1d4+1) Space/Reach: 5ft/5ft Special Qualities: Powerful Build, Shadowtouched, Darkvision 60ft Saves: Fort +1, Ref +3, Will +2 Abilities: Str 12, Dex 12, Con 9, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 8 Feats: Weapon Focus (Claw) Emvironment: The Shadow Plane of Dromkar Organization: solitary, pair, Training Clan (10-50) Challenge Rating: 1 Alignment: Always Chaotic Evil Advancement: By class Level Adjustment: +1 Although like their brethren being agile and powerfully built, a Skyggekin's shadowstuff body isn't formed as solid as it's other brethren. They are also very forward and nieve. These Skygge are a result of the remains of energies left from the creation of a half-skygge. The sliver of mortal energy left when it is torn from the being and replaced with shadowstuff occasionally forms into a new creature. Mixing with shadowstuff and skygge energies to form the skyggekin. They stand around seven to eight feet tall and their hands end in sharp claws. Their skin is not as dark as most skygge's but rather a duller black. Their eyes are usually a solid color, but not as bright as their brethren. Through certain rituals a skyggekin can be infused with shadowstuff and made into a full fledged Skygge grunt, but they must train hard before their bodies can withstand the pain these rituals involve. Shadowtouched (Ex): While within 20 ft. of any shadow (no matter the size) the Skyggekin gain a +10 bonus on all Hide and Move Silently checks. Powerful Build (Ex): Skyggekin can use weapons a size category larger than normal for their size. They are also treated as large for opposed rolls when it would be beneficial (grapple, overrun, bull rush, etc). Skygge Grunt Large Outsider (Chaotic, Evil) Hit Dice: 4d8+8 (26 hp) Initiative: +4 Speed: 40ft Armor Class: 16 (+1 Dex, +6 natural, -1 size) Base Attack/Grapple: +4/+11 Attack: Claw +8 (1d8+3) Full Attack: 2 Claws +8 (1d8+3) Space/Reach: 10ft/10ft Special Attacks: Shadow Meld Special Qualities: Spider Climb, DR 5/good, Darkvision 60ft Saves: Fort +6, Ref +4, Will +5 Abilities: Str 16, Dex 13, Con 14, Int 7, Wis 13, Cha 8 Skills: Hide +11, Intimidate +10, Jump +10, Listen +8, Move Silently +7, Spot +8 Feats: Weapon Focus Claw, Improved Initiative Environment: Shadow Plane of Dromkar Organization: solitary, pair, warband (10-30), invasion force (31-200, 5 Skygge Elders, 1 Droga) Challenge Rating: 3 Alignment: Always Chaotic Evil Advancement: By Class Level Adjustment: +3 Skygge Grunts are the most abundant creatures on the plane of Dromkar. Formed from shadowstuff and a mixture of the Blood of Dromkar. A thick reddish blood filled with magical power that flows from their central artifact, the Skull of Dromkar. Their bodies are a dark black, so dark that their skin appears to absorb the light around them. Their eyes are a glowing yellowish color and their arms are massive. The claws at the ends of these arms are almost as large as a human's body. Easily larger than a halfling or other small races. These creatures stand about 12ft tall. Spider Climb (Ex): A skygge has the ability to climb up walls and even across celings as if it were under the effects of a spider climb spell. It moves at it's full base speed and can move up to two times it's base speed in a charge action. This ability comes from a natural action of the Skygge's body, it's shadowstuff (in it's hands and feet) forming to hold onto a wall or other surface when it walks up a wall. Shadow Meld (Su): In any condition of illumination other than full light a skygge may take a move action to melt away into the shadows. This grants the Skygge total concealment. They are treated as if invisible while in this state. Artificial illumination, even a light or continual flame spell, does not reveal a skygge. A daylight spell, however, does. As does a true seeing ability. Because the skygge is not actually invisible, forms of magic to see invisible creatures have no effect. A skygge may move normally while in this state and not be detected as long as it remains within 10ft of a shadow cast by a creature or object of size small or larger. If the Skygge attacks it becomes visible for the round in which it attacked, disappearing again at the begining of it's next round, again, as long as the skygge is within 10ft of a shadow. Skygge Elder Large Outsider (Chaotic, Evil) Hit Dice: 6d8+12 (39) Initiative: +3 Speed: 40ft Armor Class: 18 (-1 Dex, +4 Natural, +6 Skygge Shadow Mail, -1 size) Base Attack/Grapple: +6/+13 Attack: Claw +11 (1d8+4) Full Attack: 2 Claws +11 (1d8+4) Space/Reach: 10ft/10ft Special Attacks: Shadow Meld, Spell Like Abilities Special Qualitites: Spider Climb, DR 5/magic and good, Darkvision 60ft Saves: Fort +7, Ref +4, Will +6 Abilities: Str 16, Dex 9, Con 14, Int 9, Wis 12, Cha 15 Skills: Bluff +11, Hide +11, Intimidate +15, Knowledge (any one) +8, Listen +10, Move Silently +8, Spot +10 Feats: Weapon Focus (Claws), Improved Initiative, Power Attack Environment: The Shadow Plane of Dromkar Organization: solitary, pair, invasion force (31-200 skygge, 5 Skygge Elders, 1 Droga) Challenge Rating: 5 Alignment: Always Chaotic Evil Advancement: By class Level Adjustment: +3 When Skygge are born from the blood that flows within the Skyll of Dromkar, sometimes an Elder is created. These elders are slower than their cousins, but they gain innate magical power. Giving them the ability to call upon a limited selection of spell like abilities. Their bodies are a dark black, so dark that their skin appears to absorb the light around them. Their eyes are a glowing orange color and their arms are massive. The claws at the ends of these arms are almost as large as a human's body. Easily larger than a halfling or other small races. These creatures stand about 14ft tall. Spider Climb (Ex): A skygge has the ability to climb up walls and even across celings as if it were under the effects of a spider climb spell. It moves at it's full base speed and can move up to two times it's base speed in a charge action. This ability comes from a natural action of the Skygge's body, it's shadowstuff (in it's hands and feet) forming to hold onto a wall or other surface when it walks up a wall. Shadow Meld (Su): In any condition of illumination other than full light a skygge may take a move action to melt away into the shadows. This grants the Skygge total concealment. They are treated as if invisible while in this state. Artificial illumination, even a light or continual flame spell, does not reveal a skygge. A daylight spell, however, does. As does a true seeing ability. Because the skygge is not actually invisible, forms of magic to see invisible creatures have no effect. A skygge may move normally while in this state and not be detected as long as it remains within 10ft of a shadow cast by a creature or object of size small or larger. If the Skygge attacks it becomes visible for the round in which it attacked, disappearing again at the begining of it's next round, again, as long as the skygge is within 10ft of a shadow. Spell Like abilities: 3/day- Protection from Good, Darkness, Minor Image, Cause Fear 1/day- Shadow Evocation
Zombomaniac 09-07-05, 08:10 PM	Great Post Thasis! Brings back good horrorfilled memories. :D If you can post Droga's classes and such for his race. There were some really good stuff in there and we cant lose it.
Demonfey 09-07-05, 08:19 PM	Has anything from it been posted on the materials approval board, though?
Sargatanas 09-07-05, 09:05 PM	Those things seem pretty cool. Evil, big... dangerous. Not bad. Might be something to play when some crazy crusader comes and tries to re-kill me.
Demonfey 09-07-05, 09:25 PM	That's right, you never had the chance to meet Droga...Basically, he was the instigator, the one person who had the greatest effect on the speed of the war. One of his actions was the decapitation of a half elf, tossing it into the HEF, threatening them, and then disappearing. All of that was with his main character's lieutenant. Then, he became a juggernaut in the arena, taking and beating all challengers. Finally, he broke the last thread that was the web of fragile peace we had, and causing the first (and hopefully last) time the WizO's were forced to intervene and nearly stopped the guild wars permanently. His character seemed to exist only to spite good characters. He got five :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: devil smilies out of five for villainy in my book. EDIT: on second thought, make it six out of five. An extra one since this is the GoUE, and all
Zombomaniac 09-07-05, 09:39 PM	Outside your halls you hear mighty thunder and see that it comes from the diraction of Bristol. As you look at it a mighty storm covers the city and lighty flashes again and again. The storm is like no other you have ever seen and looks almost alive.
thasis 09-08-05, 12:14 AM	Oi, Droga was my hero. He almost out-eviled the owner of the GoUE. Hell, he probally did. Haha! Well actualy I'm not realy THAT evil *shiffty eyes*. Anywayz, this was his greatest creation. So good that I changed Thasis the Evil around to make him a Skygge. And yes, I know this hasn't been approved... yet...<<...>>... still thought I should post it though. We don't wanan loose it.
thasis 09-08-05, 12:16 AM	Shadow Meld has been modified based loosely on the Shadow Dragon's ability of a similar name. Now, to post the first of the PrCs for the Skygge race in general. Based mainly on the Orc Warlord PrC. Skygge Droga The creatures just kept coming. A black tide poured forth over the horizon in a never-ending wave of chaos and destruction. The yellow eyed creatures struck down their strongest fighters, while the smaller ones disappeared before showing themselves once more, usually holding the head of a friend. They showed no mercy, all that stood before them fell. Then, came the most terrifying sight yet. A massive creature standing at least sixteen feet tall rose up from the shadows. Walking in the middle of the creatures, the black sea parted for it. It's red eyes shone in the darkness, staring right through and beyond. The others seemed to take great pleasure in it's arrival. They strcuk harder, and withstood more than they had before. All the while, the red eye'd creature laughed, amused by the weak resistance. It was now but a matter of time, before all was lost. A skygge Droga is the higest level among skygge society. The Drogas are the leaders of clans, and are seen as directly below their great lord, Droga the lightbane. The title is one of great respect and only granted to those the Lightbane deems worthy. Hit Die: d10 BAB Fort Ref Will Special 1. +0 +2 +2 +2 Skygge Leadership 2. +1 +3 +3 +3 Skygge Clan (150%) 3. +2 +3 +3 +3 4. +3 +4 +4 +4 Greater Skygge Clan (200%) 5. +3 +4 +4 +4 Shadow Lord Requirements Race: Skygge Elder Feats: Leadership Knowledge (Tactics): 8 ranks Diplomacy: 4 ranks Special: Must be initiated into his Skygge Droga position in a magical ritual performed by their lord, Droga the Lightbane. Class Skills Bluff (cha), Climb (str), Diplomacy (cha), Hide (dex), Intimidate (cha), Knowledge (Tactics) (int), Move Silently (dex), Sense Motive (wis) Skill Points: 4 + Int Mod Class Features Weapon and Armor Proficiency: The Skygge Droga gains no weapon or armor proficiencies. Skygge Leadership: The Skygge Droga gains the ability to call upon Skygge to serve under him. The Droga divides the number of his level 1 followers by two, gaining this number of Skyggekin under his command. His level 2 followers may be composed only of Skyggekin (with 1 class level) as well. Level 3 followers may be selected from Skyggekin (with 2 class levels) or Half-Skygge (with 1 class level). Level 4-5 followers may be gained from half-skygge or Skygge Grunts. For level 6 Followers, the Droga may choose between any of these or a single Skygge Elder, replacing any other level 6 followers. This ability replaces the normal leadership feat. (These figures are for non-epic leadership) Skygge Clan: At level 2 the Droga's power is well known to other Skygge. He gains an increase in followers and may now adapt a clan name. The clan name is then added onto his title (Droga of the Dark Claw Clan for example). At level 2 the Skygge elder can call 50% more followers to him. This increases all the previous statistics by 50%. At level 4, he may call an additional 50%, effectively doubling the numbers listed in the Skygge Leadership ability. Shadow Lord (Su): At this level the Droga's power over his followers reaches a new height. All skygge fighting under the command of the Droga gain a +2 morale bonus to attacks. In addition to this, they gain hit points equal to 5+the Droga's Cha mod. This ability effects the Droga as well. The ritual to become a Skygge Droga is a closely guarded secret like many of the Skygge's past. All that is know is that it increases the height of a Skygge elder by two feet. It also changes their eyes from an orange color to a glowing red. These are status symbols among skygge society. All Skygge below a Droga must obey it, or suffer consequences. While great respect is paid to a Droga, the Skygge under one are usually respected by it. As long as one does not retreat from battle or surrender.
redhase 09-08-05, 03:26 PM	It seems since I was away that some things have changed, and they remain the same. Karel says while looking over everone there. The elves and the one who call themselves rightess, are the ones who need to be taken over, the guilds who would try to stop us from persueing our goals. It does seem that the en of von Droca need to be brought to thier nees and made slaves. I with my clan of deamonfey always ike a challenge, did you lke the gift of the orb. I can see the change in you and you are better now. what to do frist, take some of the menof Droca and spy on them from their own castle or just blow up thier castle and watch. so many things to think about. a good orb could blow up tier castle and the fire works would be spetaclure. If you want some help just let me know, you know how to find me. at the warlock circle and maybe oneof my people could work here too. I sure some of you remember my head of security, she points to a deamonfey with 4 arms he canhelp in someways.
Orcy The Green Wonder 09-08-05, 04:17 PM	Since Orcy believes Droga never got around to posting it. This was made by Nightscreamer a while ago when we were looking for a Skygge related PrC (for use in a game). So, Orcy brings you... the servant of the skygge. Servant of the Skygge The Skygge are an ancient violent race of barbarians from the Plane of Shadow. They live to kill, and do so without mercy. In fact their favorite targets are humanoids, mostly humans, and attack them without second-thought. Though they are viscious their leader are more intelligent than the average Skygge, and know that they cannot live without allies. Therefore, the elders grant select humanoids with dark cloaks of immense powers, allowing them to become one with their kins abilities. The Servant's of the Skygge are natural born killers, and are selected when they prove their abilities. Mostly murderers and thieves are selected for this job, but many warriors are as well, for their toughness in battle. They are the Skygge's eyes and ears, and sometimes even blades to the outside world. Mostly used as spies or sentries, they are cunning and swift. Ready to pounce and strike their targets with a vigor unknown to normal mortals. Hit Die: d6 BAB Fort Ref Will Special 1. +1 +0 +2 +0 Shadow Cloak Ability 1 2. +2 +0 +3 +0 Shadow Cloak Ability 1 3. +3 +1 +3 +1 Hide in Plain Sight 4. +4 +1 +4 +1 Shadow Cloak Ability 2 5. +5 +1 +4 +1 Shadow Cloak Ability 2 6. +6 +2 +5 +2 Sneak attack +2d6 7. +7 +2 +5 +2 Shadow Cloak Ability 3 8. +8 +2 +6 +2 Shadow Cloak Ability 3 9. +9 +3 +6 +3 Always Sneaky 10.+10 +3 +7 +3 Shadow Transcensence Requirements To qualify to become a Servant of the Skygge, a character must fulfill the following requirements. Feats: Combat Reflexes, Improved Initiative, Stealthy Skills: Hide 6 Ranks, Intimidate 6 Ranks Special: Sneak Attack +2d6, Evasion class ability. Must be granted the Shadow Cloak from a Skygge Elder in order to start levels in this PrC. Class Skills Balance (Dex), Bluff (Cha), Climb (Str), Diplomacy (Cha), Disguise (Cha), Hide (Dex), Intimidate (Cha), Jump (Str), Listen (Wis), Move Silently (Dex), Sleight of Hand (Dex), Spot (Wis), and Tumble (Dex) Skill Points: 4 + Int Mod Class Features The following are class features of the Servant of the Skygge prestige class. Weapon and Armor Proficiency: The Servant of the Skygge gains no weapon or armor proficiencies. Shadow Cloak (Ex): The Servant of the Skygge is granted a cloak that looks like it was created of pure shadow. In reality it is the skin of Skygge slain upon the battlefield and made into a cloak. This cloak grants the servant of the Skygge the powers of their shadowy ways and allows him to utilize simple shadow tricks to his advantage. At 1st level it starts out with one of the abilities listed. The Shadow Cloak gains extra abilities that can be chosen from the respective lists below. 1st Level Abilities Smoke Aura- The Shadow Cloak emits what seems to be pure black smoke making their figure harder to see. Bonus: +2 on Hide checks Special: May not have this aura along with Mist aura Mist Aura- The Shadow Cloak emits what seems to be pure white smoke making your movements harder to distinguish. Bonus: +2 on Sleight of Hands checks. Special: May not have this aura along with Smoke Aura Chilling Aura- The Shadow Cloak gives off a chilling cold that makes you more frightening. Bonus: +2 on Intimidate checks Special: May not have this aura along with Warming Aura Warming Aura- The Shadow Cloak gives off a gentle warmness you feel more comfortable while talking. Bonus: +2 on Bluff checks Special: May not have this aura along with Chilling Aura 2nd Level Abilities Sensing Skin- This skin grows across the Servant's own, making him react quicker. Bonus: +2 bonus to Initiative Special: May not have along with Dense Skin Dense Skin- This skin grows across the Servant's own, making him more durable. Bonus: +2 natural armor bonus to AC Special: May not have along with Sensing Skin Resistant Skin (Cold)- Makes the Servant's skin more resistant to the element of cold. Bonus: Cold Resistance 5 Special: Must have the Chilling Aura ability. Resistant Skin (Fire)- Makes thes Servant's skin more Resistant to the element of Fire. Bonus: Fire Resistance 5 Special: Must have the Warming Aura ability. 3rd Level Abilities Mithril Scales- These scales grow across the Servan't skins, increasing his speed and agility. Bonus: +4 Bonus to Dexterity and gains the Dodge feat from free. Special: May not have these scales along with Adamantine scales. Adamantine Scales- These scales grow across the Servan't skins, increasing his strength and toughness. Bonus: +2 Bonus to Strength and DR 5/magic Special: May not have these scales along with Mithril scales. Spined Scales- These scales grow across the Servan't skins, allowing him to grasp objects easier. Bonus: Allows the Servant to use Spider Climb continuously, natural attacks that hit him deal 1d6 damage to the attacker. Special: May not have these scales aloing with Bladed scales. Bladed Scales- These scales grow across the Servan't skins, giving him a bonus to his offensive capabilities. Bonus: 2 claw attacks, deach dealing 1d6 damage plus 1 1/2 times strength mod. Special: May not have these scales along with Spined scales. Hide in Plain Sight (Ex): The Shadow Cloak allows him to duck down in shadows much more easily than without it. So much more easily in fact, he can use his Hide ability whilst being observed or in any other circumstance, as long as he's within 10 ft. of a shadow. Sneak Attack: The Servant's sneak attack ability increases in damage by +2d6 at 6th evel. This jump in damage is due to their more murderous and stealthy ways. Always Sneaky (Ex): The Servant always tries to move with as much stealth as possible, dodging the unwary eyes of commoners easily. They are great at stalking and the Shadow Cloak inproves this ability henceforth. At 9th level the Servant is always taking 10 upon his Hide and Move Silently checks, whether he is moving at full speed, or in a full-out run. He no longer suffers movement penalties for these checks whilst taking 10. Shadow Transcendence: His cloak has now become as powerful as the long dead Skygge it was created from. The master of the cloak may no longer remove it, for it is grafted itself around his body, borever part of him and transforming him. The Servant becomes an Outside with the Shadow descriptor, he gains a both Darkvision 60 ft. and Low-light vision. As an Outsider he no longer ages and therefore cannot die from old age, nor suffer the penalties of aging. His homeplane is that of the Plane of Shadow, and he can survive there without suffering any detrimental affects. He is no long affected by spells that target humanoids such as Hold Person but he can now be affect by spells such as Banishment and Magic Circle of Protection.
Demonfey 09-08-05, 05:07 PM	It seems since I was away that some things have changed, and they remain the same. Karel says while looking over everone there. The elves and the one who call themselves rightess, are the ones who need to be taken over, the guilds who would try to stop us from persueing our goals. It does seem that the en of von Droca need to be brought to thier nees and made slaves. I with my clan of deamonfey always ike a challenge, did you lke the gift of the orb. I can see the change in you and you are better now. what to do frist, take some of the menof Droca and spy on them from their own castle or just blow up thier castle and watch. so many things to think about. a good orb could blow up tier castle and the fire works would be spetaclure. If you want some help just let me know, you know how to find me. at the warlock circle and maybe oneof my people could work here too. I sure some of you remember my head of security, she points to a deamonfey with 4 arms he canhelp in someways. Redhase! Good to see you again on the boards! Good to see I am not the only one who still remembers the power of the demonfey...even if I have become something different... The air ripples and changes, as the now somewhat familiar Zamiel no oni form of Crowley walks through. It does my mind good to see that we didn't die from this place with my passing.
Von Crown 09-08-05, 05:42 PM	IN GOUE BUILDING- From the Dauthaar portal comes a strange cart being pushed by a rather odd-looking gnome. The gnome wears what appears to be some sort of uniform, white in color with golden trim. His rather dark brown hair is quite unorginized, and a large pair of goggle rests on his forehead. The cart itself seems to be made mostly of wood and is rather plain, save for the large device resing inside. It consists of a somewhat large metal box with a a very short tube on the forwards end, the end of which is covered with a cap. On the right side is a slot, appearing to be where one loads one of several large metal canisters also sitting in the cart. On the left side is wicked-looking device with two forwards-pointing prongs and an array of mirrors. On the top of the box is a small tube and myriad controls, presumably for aiming and using the device. The gnome turns, apparently just now noticing the other people present. Turning to Crowley in particular, he speaks. "Hey, I think I've heard about you. Crowley, right? Mordred commended you quite highly. I hope they manage to find Mordred soon. Kadena hasn't come out of that room for a while, or if she has, she's come out somewhere I don't know about. Anyways, the name's Grimmik. Not my real name, of course, but only the boss knows what that is. Anyways, I heard there was goingto be a big battle, so I decided it'd be a great chance to test this baby out" He gives the cart an affectionat pat "It hasn't been tested on moving targets before, so I don't know how well it'll work. But, I have a feeling it won't be too bad, seeing as how, you know, I invented it. With a little prompting from the boss, of course. Anyways, can anyone point me in the direction of the battle?" MEANWHILE, AT THE DAUTHAAR PALACE- Kadena hurries out of another door up a few floors, looking somewhat exhausted. "Has anyone seen a gnome come through here recently? I've found a few clues as to where we may at least find out what might've happened to Mordred, and only he knows how to get there. Well, him and Mordred, but... Anyways, he goes by the name Grimmik. if you saw him, he'd probably be pshing some large contraption around, if I know him."
Demonfey 09-08-05, 07:56 PM	Can you tell me what it does, gnome who hasn't even introduced himself yet? As well as your name? I would just read your mind, but then again, you work for Mordred, and that would be rude to both you and him.
Demonfey 09-08-05, 08:08 PM	stupid double post
Von Crown 09-08-05, 08:55 PM	"I told you. 'Mname's Grimmik. Anyways, as for this, why don't you just show me where I can test it out, eh? The last instrucions I got before Mordred went missin' were to finish up and test it out. It even said right where the portal here would be, so I didn't go in the wrong one like last time." Just then, Kadena steps out through the portal, and she heaves an audible sigh of relief when she sees the gnome calling himself 'Grimmik'. She hurries over towards him and Crowley. "Grimmik! I've been looking everywhere for you! You need to take me and any who want to help to Laboratory number five seventy-eight as quickly as possible!" "L-lab five seventy-eight? How do you know about-" "I'll explain on the way. Please, we must hurry! Any of you who want to come should follow me." Both Grimmik and Kadena walk through the portal, telling those on the other side to follow them. Grimmik leaves the device he was previously pushing back in the GOUE building.
Demonfey 09-08-05, 09:34 PM	<.<...>.> With a gesture and a word, Crowley shrinks the weapon and puts it in a pocket. Better keep this where it won't be f***ed with. Then, he walks towards the portal, interested in what is going on in the hidden lab. On the other side, he nods to Sulkyr, who hands the vial with the hair in it to Crowley.
Von Crown 09-08-05, 09:56 PM	Grimmik crosses the central room of the palace, walking over to an ornate carving of a wolf's head. He places one hand behind the left ear, while putting the other inside the mouth. A loud click is heard, and a section of wall moves aside to reveal a short stairway down into a large cavern, with a tunnel out beyond it. "Lab 578 is down by the other end of Duruun Gorge. Normally, it's take several hours to get there, but behold, I do deliver!" He removes a large tarp covering what appears to be a large bronze tube, about fifteen feet in length, which tapers to a sharp point and has a multitude of smaller tubes on the back. Onderneath it are two tracks, like those of a sled, and a sort of rudder-like contraption near the front. He taps on the hull, and it lifts upwards, revealing several cramped-looking seats behind complicated controls. "I present- the Sandrunner! It's hard to steer, which is why it isn't yet being used very widely. However, Duruun Gorge and the tunnels leading out to it from here are fairly narrow, so the walls should do most of the steering for us...I think... "Well then, get in! We haven't time to loose!" The two take seats inside the vehicle.
Demonfey 09-08-05, 10:05 PM	Sulkyr gets in, while Crowley turns into a cat and curls up on top of Sulkyr's head, the infernal gleam in all cats' eyes especially bright.
turalisj 09-08-05, 10:16 PM	Denrik followed behind, his lusterless black eyes observing everyone and everything.
Von Crown 09-08-05, 10:19 PM	"Better git yerself strapped in! Err... wait, no the one with the straps is in for repairs, isn't it... Aw, hell, let's go! With that the gnome slams a button on the controls, and the contraption instantly rockets forwards, as you are slammed with a rather impressive amount of gravity. Several windows open up, and after a few seconds the gloomy cavern wall gives way to a dusty brown rock face, the sun shining rather brightly off it, a sharp contrast to the dark of the tunnel before. Kadena turns to face you. "Here's what I know. I found a crumpled up piece of paper with a lot of nonsense on it. I figured out most of it leading towards lab 578, but there's one bit I don't get. 'The beginning again has wrought the knowledge that was sought. The hand of the end shall meet it's own, though I fear my own may indeed be at hand.' On the other side there's a some writing printed that just says 'Chamber nine has come to term. Energy transfusion to cylinder one complete.' Any idea what it means, either of you? "Sorry miss, I only know where lab 578 is, not what's going on there. I do know it has somethin' to do with weapons research or sumthin, but I dunno any specifics."
turalisj 09-08-05, 10:32 PM	Why do I get the image of Ganon everytime I think of von crown's character? :confused:
Von Crown 09-08-05, 10:39 PM	I'm getting better at drawing humanoids. Once I draw up a decent pic, I'll put it online w/ a link in my sig. Also, Mordred dosen't look much like Ganon at all. Maybe you picture Ganon because they're both from the desert?
turalisj 09-08-05, 10:44 PM	That, and they're both pure incarnations of evil.
Demonfey 09-08-05, 10:47 PM	"Better git yerself strapped in! Err... wait, no the one with the straps is in for repairs, isn't it... Aw, hell, let's go! With that the gnome slams a button on the controls, and the contraption instantly rockets forwards, as you are slammed with a rather impressive amount of gravity. Several windows open up, and after a few seconds the gloomy cavern wall gives way to a dusty brown rock face, the sun shining rather brightly off it, a sharp contrast to the dark of the tunnel before. Kadena turns to face you. "Here's what I know. I found a crumpled up piece of paper with a lot of nonsense on it. I figured out most of it leading towards lab 578, but there's one bit I don't get. 'The beginning again has wrought the knowledge that was sought. The hand of the end shall meet it's own, though I fear my own may indeed be at hand.' On the other side there's a some writing printed that just says 'Chamber nine has come to term. Energy transfusion to cylinder one complete.' Any idea what it means, either of you? "Sorry miss, I only know where lab 578 is, not what's going on there. I do know it has somethin' to do with weapons research or sumthin, but I dunno any specifics." Telepathically, everyone hears these words: The chamber is almost undoubtedly an experiment. Also, the thing about the hand of the end and the reference to himself may mean that he fears he is experimenting with something beyond him, that may extinguish his existence. The beginning has to mean something about either a prophecy or an experiment.
Von Crown 09-08-05, 10:49 PM	I think Mordred's probably subtler though. He once ruined a nation from the position of agricultural advisor. If that sounds ridiculous, just read up on the dust bowl. on to RP "You may be on to something. However, I'm curious about what he meant by the begining again. In the case of a prophecy, that would mean something like this has happened before, right? What other major research leaps has he made in the past..." "But what if he meant 'the begining again' as one phrase, as in something is begining again? It migh just be me, but the way Mordred speaks sometimes might even make me wonder how literal we're supposed to take all of that..."
Demonfey 09-08-05, 11:19 PM	Maybe rebirth. After all, one of my current projects is the creation of multiple bodies. Maybe something he abandoned long ago has begun again, maybe some genetic project he believed long stagnant.
Von Crown 09-08-05, 11:30 PM	"Well, we'll probably get it soon enough." Says Grimmik as he pulls a lever and the craft begins to slow down, accompanied by a shrill metallic shrieking from the underside of the craft. There is a sudden impact and stop, along with a loung crunching sound that does not bode weel for the craft. Grimmik and Kadena get out, and turn to face a massive wall of rock, with a narrow ledge leading up to a cave opening. "It's up there, but those here who can fly should probably carry those who can't." "Yes, that would seem to be the most expediant route up." As she speaks, there is a slight ripping sound, and wings fold out from Kadena's lower back as it from nowhere. Grimmik rummages around in the back of the ruined craft. "Better yet, I've got these!" He says, pulling out three packs with small cylnders like those on the back of the craft. Strapping one on, he pulls his goggles down over his eyes. "There's more'n enough for those of us what can't fly." He and Kadena take off up towards the cavern.
Demonfey 09-08-05, 11:48 PM	"Well, we'll probably get it soon enough." Says Grimmik as he pulls a lever and the craft begins to slow down, accompanied by a shrill metallic shrieking from the underside of the craft. There is a sudden impact and stop, along with a loung crunching sound that does not bode weel for the craft. Grimmik and Kadena get out, and turn to face a massive wall of rock, with a narrow ledge leading up to a cave opening. "It's up there, but those here who can fly should probably carry those who can't." "Yes, that would seem to be the most expediant route up." As she speaks, there is a slight ripping sound, and wings fold out from Kadena's lower back as it from nowhere. Grimmik rummages around in the back of the ruined craft. "Better yet, I've got these!" He says, pulling out three packs with small cylnders like those on the back of the craft. Strapping one on, he pulls his goggles down over his eyes. "There's more'n enough for those of us what can't fly." He and Kadena take off up towards the cavern. Reverting to his current form, Crowley flexes his wings, as does Sulkyr. Due to a lack of arms, I can carry two passengers safely, three if one decides to grab onto my back. Sulkyr can take one, maybe two if they are light enough. Anyone who doesn't want to use a cylinder thingy can get a ride with one of us.
turalisj 09-09-05, 12:01 AM	Batlike wings grew from Denrik's back, his teeth became jagged and his fingers became claws. I can only hold this form for about a minute. He casted greater visage of the diety. ^_^ While normally he couldn't do this, I'm going to have a backstory on how he lost some of his levels....
Von Crown 09-09-05, 12:08 AM	From above you hear a shout of "Oh BUGGE-" which is cut sharply off by an explosion. Kadena swoops out and catches Grimmik as he goes hurtling over the edge. "I think it's safe to say there're traps ahead..." "Hey, Kadena, is that you?" you hear from somewhere up near the top of the cliff. "Taris? Are you up there? What are you doing here?" "I was in the area and thought I heard a crash, so I decided to check things out. How's everything been with you two? "Things've been fine, until recently that is. Mordred's gone missing." "Hey, clear way, I'm coming down!" With that jumps down a man who bears a very slight resemblance to Mordred, with similar red eyes and black hair. However, unlike the royal finery Mordred wears, this man is dressed largely in furs, with a few fangs on a string around his neck. "Everyone, I'd like you to meet Mordred's half-brother Taris. It's quite fortunate he showed up, he a whiz at finding traps, and Grimmik should be able to disable them then." Two large worgs come bounding down the slope after Taris. They then sit quietly behind him.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 05:54 PM	Sweet. . .there really IS a guild of not-so underwhelming evil. . . I must join this guild!
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 05:58 PM	. . .I must have interupted something. . . ohhh how I do love the great (and forgotten) art of ruining the moment!
Demonfey 09-09-05, 06:11 PM	First off, greetings, I_M_TIM. Second off, don't worry about it, this happens all the time. We have come to understand that there will always be someone wanting to join, and we also interrupt things on our own anyway. Just make a PC (or PC idea, for now), and an IC post to enter IC, and you can join in.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 06:13 PM	Your use of two, capital letters confuses me. What is an IC? ELABORATE!!!
Demonfey 09-09-05, 06:17 PM	IC: in character. OOC: out of character.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 06:25 PM	I already have a character (A male Tiefling Sorcerer with an odd obsession with being clean, his name. . .is Gogmagog), but in order to post IC, I must understand what the current situation is. So, if you could be so kind, inform me on your current wrongdoings.
thasis 09-09-05, 07:48 PM	Oi, I ask the same. I havn't realy kept up to all the stuff that happens hear. I posted some stuff about Skygge and then I stopped keeping track. Oi, I'm the Guild Leader hear by the way. This is the second incarnation of the GoUE. I also run the Guild of Pure Good at the Guild of True Neutrality. But this is my primary guild.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 08:00 PM	Skygge? Was ist das? What is that? ¿Cuál es ése? それは何であるか。Qu'est-ce que c'est? Τι είναι αυτός;Que é aquele?
Demonfey 09-09-05, 08:00 PM	Currently, we are investigating what happened to Mordred Von Crown, Von Crown's main avatar who pops up everywhere, welcoming back Redhase, welcoming you into the guild, and we are still waiting to see if there will actually be a war just yet. If not, then we should probably figure out our defenses in the guild and set them up. If it does go to war, we will support our ally with the armies of evil.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 08:01 PM	Is Mordred a Vampire? Cause' with a name like that, Id' expect at least half-vampiredom-ness
Demonfey 09-09-05, 08:11 PM	Yes. He is also many things, including the resident mad scientist, a non combatant because his character was made to outpace everyone else's (and he hasn't bothered to make his characters), and head of the mad scientists, the Blackstar Syndicate. Skygge are explained on either page 6 or 7 on this thread. I'd recommend looking at both.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 08:12 PM	What do we have to gain from finding Mordred?
Demonfey 09-09-05, 08:22 PM	He's a member, he makes some of our most dangerous creatures (like insects concocted between me and him that cause characters they sting to become 1 step closer to evil with every botched will), and he's currently helping to alleviate boredom by having us go through an adventure that may involve the slaughter of people in it.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 08:24 PM	Hmm, that is a good reason, but is there any MATERIAL gain to be gotten from finding him? This is the Guild of Ultimate Evil, after all. Also, I looked up this Skyg. . .thing. I found somthing called Droma? Why the worship? What are his accomplishments of evil?
Sargatanas 09-09-05, 08:36 PM	Over the horizen the undead armies march. Returning to the guild of ultimate evil. At head head comes Sargatanas, his usual group of vampires in tow. He walks into the guild, setting his jaw as he does. Once again he takes a seat in one of the chairs. The massive vampiric minotaur standing behind him while his general stands by his side. The woman who resembles a cross between a feline and a human circles the newcomer, licking her fangs before coming to sit on the arm of the chair beside Sargatanas. He cracks a few joints, those he has left most likely, before speaking in a rather bored voice. His cold orbs turning to look upon the newcomer for a moment. "Well, that was a waste of my time. The Stormhand Federation and the Knights Von Drache made peace. Such a waste, I didn't even get to kill anybody. I'm starting to get a bit angry with all this peace crap. Keepin me from diggin into anybody and making me a few new servants in the process. I hope the royal guard is ready to die, because I'll be hitting them some time soon. they need to see that they can't guard a thing with my boys around." Sargatanas laughs as the minotaur behind him pounds his fist into his hand, roaring loudly.
Demonfey 09-09-05, 08:36 PM	He caused the last war from a conflict he had with another character and caused it to escalate so much that the entire guild war idea was nearly banned by the WizO's. He did that SINGLE HANDEDLY. Later, DROGA got banned for reasons I don't know, but he left a legacy in his wake. He decapitated a half elf as his way of saying "hi" to the Half Elf Foundation, defied everything put against him, and out eviled everyone here so greatly that he still has the record for greatest evil, and a few probably won't mention him out of fear he'll come back. More cunning than a devil, crueler than a demon, commander of an entire army of creatures who could travel through shadows, and a champion of the Mountaintop Arena. Net gain for finding Von Crown is a) his continued work on new weaponry, b) his continued experiments making more cannon fodder to protect us, and c) we get to learn more about his technology. Currently, my main avatar is carrying a shrinked version of one of Mordred's weapons, to make sure it doesn't get set off IG (in game).
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 08:42 PM	Gogmagog shuffels uncomfortably in his chair. "Dude. . .You scare me. . ." A small Imp appears from beside Gogmagog. "Why you soo extensive and eccentric with enterences," the Imp, possesing no tact sense, says.
Demonfey 09-09-05, 08:42 PM	nevermind. IC: A note floats down from the rafters, onto Gomagog's head. On it are the words "because certain types of evil like drama."
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 08:44 PM	That is a problem. . . . I mean the Droga dude. . .
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 08:47 PM	"But," the Tiefling says with a grin, " You underestimate me. . .I think . . .maybe. . .I hope. . ."
Demonfey 09-09-05, 08:48 PM	You mean the banning? Yeah, it is, but on the plus side, it gives a chance for a greater evil to rise. If you mean the near collapse of this board, that is what put him into the record books.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 08:49 PM	I shall leave it as mystery then. . .
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 08:51 PM	What kind of cannon technology is it that Mordred is developing? Is it a howitzer?
Sargatanas 09-09-05, 08:55 PM	Sargatanas pushes his fingers against eachother infront of his face. Sitting in a reclined position, his appearance that of one in deep thought. The vampiress on the arm of his chair leans over and runs her hand through his hair. A fang filled grin spreading across her face. "Master... wouldn't it be wonderful if we captured one alive? We could tie him down and slowly peel the skin away from his flesh. Flay him alive. Mmm... the blood would be everywhere. I would enjoy that. If we had to... we could even use magic to heal him, and keep him alive until we finish. Oh it would be wonderful. Think of the pain... and the suffering. Oh... it might be a bit too much." The vampiric catfolk laughs wildly. Moving back and forth, her hair falling over her face. She swings her head backward, her hair swinging back over her shoulder. She calms slightly, breathing heavily with a wild look in her eyes. Sargatanas simply looks toward her and grins, laughing soon after.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 09:03 PM	Gogmagog smiles, then punches his Imp in the face (sending it back to its' plane). " Man, you really like killing those commonors. . ." The tieflings' smile melts, forming a visage filled with what could only be described as absolute terror. " He. . hey! Umm. . .are those undead. .are they clean?" He says, visably quaking in his chair.
Demonfey 09-09-05, 09:06 PM	What kind of cannon technology is it that Mordred is developing? Is it a howitzer? He'll reveal his own secrets at his own pace
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 09:06 PM	Another mystery left unsolved. . .
Sargatanas 09-09-05, 09:16 PM	Sargatanas raises the remnants of an eyebrow, looking toward the newcomer. He grins and laughs a horse, hissing laugh as he glances toward the undead around him. "Well friend, most of these walking corpses are rather... un-kept. those outside more than any. Some however, such as this fine example of a woman here, is rather clean. More related to the living than those walking corpses without these halls." "Yes, I'm quite a woman. Of course, I enjoy a meal now and then. Say... thats a nice neck you have there. Mind if I take a... closer look?" She smiles wickedly and stands from the chair beside Sargatanas. Walking toward the newcomer she runs a finger along the side of his neck.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 09:23 PM	"Im' not afraid of the vampire but. . ." Gogmagog gets up slowly from his chair. " I am afraid of the zombies, ghouls, and the rest of those rotting corpses. . ." He says as he slowly backs away from the table.
Sargatanas 09-09-05, 09:39 PM	Sargatanas laughs as he stands up. The lack of flesh around his jaw would likely reveal a smile. He looks the man over with his cold orbs, circling him slowly. The undead outside stand as they are, taking up places to await their march to war. Sargatanas stops and stares at the man and shakes his head. The daggers woven into his long braids clanking together a few times. "Afraid of us are you? The dead are nothing to fear... at least here. If you join as a member of this foundation, then you will not have to worry about us. We will cause no harm. Unless of course, you wish to be harmed. Some of them might enjoy that. But as it stands, there would be no reason to fear... unless of course you just have a natural fear of walking corpses. In that case feel free to scream."
Demonfey 09-09-05, 09:39 PM	You're evil and scared of a few corpses? a fiery wolf with bat wings and horns walks into the guild hall. Then it speaks again. How are you going to hold out around blood and carnage, then? I mean, that's the dirtiest place you can be, combat.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 09:43 PM	"Im' a spell-caster; its' not like Id' be fighting in the front lines. . .," Gogmagog says, staring at the wolf with a confused look, then stopping in place for a moment.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 09:48 PM	"Its' not the corpses I fear," The tieflings face calms for the moment. "Just dirt, gore, plauge. . .to put it simply, I fear unclean stuff. . ."
Demonfey 09-09-05, 09:51 PM	I have multiple bodies. Another one of me is currently looking for Mordred. On not being in the front lines, how can you say that when you don't know where in the group a fight would break out, how far the opposing force would get into the force. That is the fact of war. Sooner or later, in combat, you would be near the front line. So how could you handle being forced into combat?
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 10:00 PM	" I have many secrets, many things you shall have to figure out on your own." The quasi-fiends' face becomes more serious. "You make assumptions of my fears based upon what I tell you, but whats' to keep me from adopting a guise to fool those who would think more of me had I shared my true nature with them," he says, facing the Jawless Lord of the Damned. " Today, the world may think me to be a mere bafoon. . .but tomorrow, who knows?"
Demonfey 09-09-05, 10:04 PM	Very well. All evil has to have some secret. But still, this is not the place for disguises. If you want to earn respect, you must go for the throat. @Sargatanas: Mind if I eat one of the mindless skeletons? for some reason, they just look amazingly tasty...
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 10:05 PM	"I must say that I was quite suprised that you diddnt' catch on to my little act," The Tiefling grins and points at the Wolf facing him. "You are gods, arent' you?"
Demonfey 09-09-05, 10:09 PM	No, we aren't gods. Our guild's Ascension is scheduled for Tuesday. ;)
Sargatanas 09-09-05, 10:10 PM	Sargatanas moves and takes his seat once again. His vampiric lady friend moving closer and sniffing the newcomer's neck. She runs a sharp fingernail across it and smiles sweetly. Giving him a pouty sad look. "Come on... I'm hungry. How about a taste? I find different races have their own distinct tastes. I can't say I've ever tasted the blood of one of your kind. I'll be gentle... well, no I won't, thats a lie." Again she grins wickedly. Putting her arms around his neck and looking at the veins running through it with wild eyes and a wide grin. Sargatanas looks toward the wolf and shakes his head. "No, they arent mindless. Most of those skeletons retained their minds and abilities."
turalisj 09-09-05, 10:11 PM	A killroen with black eye's walked in, looking at the tieling. They are not gods, well, not most of them. Some, such as my master, gain thier power from the darkest of dieties. Other's have been born into great power, slaughtering those that oppose them. I have no place of power, except being commanded by nature itself to torture and kill the foolish humans that live within the lands. Then to raise them back up as my minions. Looking again, you can see they fey has no pupil or iris. His eyes seem to be pitch black, like a bottomless well.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 10:11 PM	"Hmm. . . I see" :schemes: "Seriously though, If your little vampire thinks Im' actually a Tiefling, shes' dead wrong. (no pun intended)" Gogmagog gets back in his chair.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 10:16 PM	Im' curious, who is the player behind this. . . Mordred?
Demonfey 09-09-05, 10:16 PM	Sargatanas moves and takes his seat once again. His vampiric lady friend moving closer and sniffing the newcomer's neck. She runs a sharp fingernail across it and smiles sweetly. Giving him a pouty sad look. "Come on... I'm hungry. How about a taste? I find different races have their own distinct tastes. I can't say I've ever tasted the blood of one of your kind. I'll be gentle... well, no I won't, thats a lie." Again she grins wickedly. Putting her arms around his neck and looking at the veins running through it with wild eyes and a wide grin. Sargatanas looks toward the wolf and shakes his head. "No, they arent mindless. Most of those skeletons retained their minds and abilities." I knew that most of them are intelligent. What I meant, though, were the ones you raise as unintelligent sword fodder, or send in with stuff strapped to them that goes BOOM!
Demonfey 09-09-05, 10:17 PM	Im' curious, who is the player behind this. . . Mordred? Behind what?
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 10:19 PM	What is the screen name of the person who played Mordred?
Demonfey 09-09-05, 10:20 PM	Von Crown.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 10:21 PM	Hmm. . .tied in with the last name. . .I think I have a friend who knows the player of this character. . .
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 10:27 PM	How did the Half-Elf Foundation become a foe of the GoUE? What was their transgression?
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 10:42 PM	Hello (Echo . . .Echo). . .
Orcy The Green Wonder 09-09-05, 10:48 PM	Hello (Echo . . .Echo). . . The threads here are not constanty active, give people time to respond. As for the half elf foundation, their leader is a big anti-evil extremist. Wishing for the destruction of everything that goes against her views and is in any way slightly evil. Thats what it seems anyway.
Demonfey 09-09-05, 10:49 PM	First, Droga chopped off an NPC's head, broke one of the HEF's windows, tossed in the head after monologing, disappeared. Then, he repeatedly invaded the HEF, targeting the head of the foundation, whose character has two kids. He then threatened the kids, and finally, after a near constant assault on the patience of the head of the guild, turned a half elf NPC into a half skygge and brazenly had both of them appear at the front door, where Sil just basically went "THAT'S IT!" and it became war shortly afterwards...
Orcy The Green Wonder 09-09-05, 10:50 PM	First, Droga chopped off an NPC's head, broke one of the HEF's windows, tossed in the head after monologing, disappeared. Then, he repeatedly invaded the HEF, targeting the head of the foundation, whose character has two kids. He then threatened the kids, and finally, after a near constant assault on the patience of the head of the guild, turned a half elf NPC into a half skygge and brazenly had both of them appear at the front door, where Sil just basically went "THAT'S IT!" and it became war shortly afterwards... Yes, that too...
Von Crown 09-09-05, 10:59 PM	I think I know who you're talking about. If so, I've heard a great deal about you as well. I am somewhat surprised, I never though I would ever come into any correspondence with you. Anyways, on to IG- AT THE GUILDHALL- The shadows in the corners of the room deepen and grow, exanding until eventually the entire room seems to be one inky black void. From the recesses of this shadow rises a massive draconic skull, seemingly to large to even fit in the room that was, at least, previosly present. Within it's eye sockets, bright orbs of crimson burn out, almost seeming to threaten to expand and engulf the entire plane. It focuses it's attention from one creature to the other, looking over all assembled with an appraising eye. Finally, it speaks in a commanding voice. "So... I've finally found the world Mordred's been spending so much of his time in lately..." The being lets out an ominous chuckle "It seems a rather large protion of my power has returned to me... I wonder what has befallen the traitorous cleric? It matters not, in the long run. I have returned, and even been granted a new world to play with... I will enjoy this..." Just then, the portal Kadena opened shines through the shadow, and a ray shoots forth, dissipating the massive visage. The room now returns to normal, and a bit of brownish dust blows in through the portal. IN DURUUN GORGE- "Hmm... I think I have an idea on a faster way in." Taris barks sharply at the two worgs, who then begin thouroughly sniffing the area over. One stops at a specific spot, pawing at the ground. "Like I thought. I suspect only our pack would be able to smell it, however." Taris places one hand down on the spot the worg indicated, reciting a short chant in a language you can't quite understand. The ground opens before him, revealing a dank tunnel beneath. "Wait for a moment, I want to open a portal so that any others who want to come through can." She pulls out her flute, playing a short tune, and a portal opens near the tunnel entrance. Without warning, a sudden ray of light shoots out of the tunnel, dissapearing into the portal. Okay, just realize that those two sections occur simultaneously. And anyone who miised the opportunity to come along to Dauthaar to help in the search before can come through the portal now.
thasis 09-09-05, 11:00 PM	Thasis the Evil looks around the room. "Mmmmm, luckily I've kept things fairly peaceful at the momment. Mainly since Droga's unexpected and seemingly permenent disapearance. But I don't think peace will last in the land of guilds. And when the peace breaks we need to be ready to fight. Fight hard, and fight strong. We can't be bothered with backstabbing eachother for power when the war comes"
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:02 PM	Von Crown, are you talking to me? (About the "never expecting to meet you" thing)
Von Crown 09-09-05, 11:04 PM	In the opening bit, yes. Sorry if that wasn't clear, I started typing that directly after your post inquiring about my identity.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:05 PM	Nevermind, I just read about it. . . Yo estúpido. . .
Von Crown 09-09-05, 11:17 PM	Durrun Gorge is several hundred miles long, and runs west from the capital of Dauthaar (Kudaar) straight through the Jil'Bekak mountain range. It is a good thousand feet deep or so, carved by a river tha thas long since run itself underground. It is connected at many pounts with Dauthaar's equivalent of the underdark, and has recently been revealed as the location of Dauthaar Imperial Laboratory #578. The laboratory itself is the center of so many rumors, many people belive it is just an urban legend. However, if recent events are any indicaton, that would not seem to be the case. Enough info for ya? One more point for any who don't know- Dauthaar is a nation covering the entire continent upon which it is situated (kinda like australia). Most of the continent east of the Jil'Bekak range is desert, as the prevailing winds from the sea almost always blow straight into the mountains, most thus being redirected upwards, preventing a large amount of moisture from reaching the rest of the continent. The otherimpast of this is that the west side of the range is covered with lush rainforests. [/geological rant]
Demonfey 09-09-05, 11:17 PM	In Dauthaar: The demon sticks its head in after the beam, watching the beam hit the dragon and the effects. Any idea what that beam was for? Because it seems to have destroyed an undead dragon on the other side...
Von Crown 09-09-05, 11:21 PM	"Did you say... an undead dragon? Was it a full dragon, or just a skull? In any event, I have a strong feeling it won't happen again, or that if it does, we've nothing to fear. We should press onwards, but slowly enough to allow any others to catch up."
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:23 PM	"Hmm. . .this interests me, I shall visit this place." The quasi-fiend stands from his chair again, facing the wolf-being. "How might i use this portal?"
Von Crown 09-09-05, 11:25 PM	Generally, you walk through it.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:27 PM	Ops. . .the wolf left. . . "I guess I'll just pass through it." Taking a leap of faith, Gogmagog walks twoards the portal passing through it, and entering a strange cavern. He leaves his familiar behind. "Interesting. . .but for what are we searching?"
Demonfey 09-09-05, 11:27 PM	Wolf: body#2. Demon: body#1. Considered in order of creation. Looked like a skull to me. Actually, let me switch bodies for this part. The wolf will probably be better at moving around underground than my current frame. The wolf walks through the portal, while the demon walks back into the guild hall.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:29 PM	Thank god for DK Vision. . .
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:31 PM	"Hmm. . .a dragon CORPSE!!!! FILTHY, UNCLEAN CORPSE!!!!" The fiend shrieks as he leaps back a few feat. "Im' not cut out for this. . ."
Demonfey 09-09-05, 11:34 PM	Alright, I'm ready. Shall we head on? If so, I'll take point, since I'm already dead and merely possessing available bodies so that I can't be stopped by anti-possession magic. I_M_TIM, that was in the guild hall. And it died again.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:35 PM	"To were are we traveleing? Im' ready to go whenever you are."
Demonfey 09-09-05, 11:37 PM	Into the tunnel.
Von Crown 09-09-05, 11:38 PM	As the group heads down the corridor, it eventually turns upwards and slightly to the left. Eventually you come out into a larger cavern. Up ahead looms massive metal double door with the number 578 printed across in faded, chipped white paint. However, this door is set in awall directly across a sheer drop down into a slow-moving river of a foul-smelling substance that glows a bright electric blue.
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:39 PM	"Then into the tunnel we go!" The Tiefling speaks with a stangly charismatic air about him, but its' nothing special. "Im' assuming you have scent(ex)?" Gogmagog, stops walking, gasps, then jumps back again. "More filth! Is someone trying to torment me? . . .It does kinda' remind me of Vegas though. . ."
Demonfey 09-09-05, 11:43 PM	I'm a fiendish fire elemental wolf. Of course I do. Come on. He leads the tiefling sorceror into the cavern, and to the group.
Sargatanas 09-09-05, 11:46 PM	The vampiric catwoman appears through the portal. Approaching the rest of the group with a sinister smile. She waves at a few of those she had yet to meet and puts a hand on her hip. "My master has sent me to accompany you. He would rather stay behind for now, in case... troubles... should arise. I am sure you understand."
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:47 PM	"I shure do hope that the cave gets' less. . .filthy as we go." Gogmagog sighs, then, realizing that he is about to be left behind, rushes to catch up with everyone else.
Sargatanas 09-09-05, 11:54 PM	Lady Alanya quickly follows after the others. Stopping to look down into the drop-off then looking around for a possible place to climb across the wall. She looks around and toward the others. 'Well... I'm certainly not swimming across. But climbing across I can do. Is there supposed to be some sort of bridge maybe? Because that would make some sense, but I doubt this place makes much sense..."
I_M_TIM 09-09-05, 11:56 PM	[Ignore this post. . .
I_M_TIM 09-10-05, 12:01 AM	Gogmagog walks up to the ledge, a wild look is on his face. "Ill' Jump in if none of you will."
Von Crown 09-10-05, 12:07 AM	Upon closer inspection of the area around the door, you find a place on the right wall of the chamber where it seems some sort of device was torn off the wall. Whatever did it had fairly large claws, and generally did a fairly messy job of the removal. Some of the device remains protruding from the wall, and bits of metal and sections of wiring lay strewn about the floor under it.
I_M_TIM 09-10-05, 12:10 AM	Ill' be gone till the morning :D , so do with him as you please untill I return.
Demonfey 09-10-05, 12:12 AM	Shall we go get the flight cylinders? Otherwise, Sulkyr and myself can shuttle people across one each safely, two each if you feel like taking a chance with your lives.
Sargatanas 09-10-05, 12:13 AM	The vampiress walks over toward where it appears a bridge should be, if finding nothing, she waves her hands and a massive slab of ice lays itself out across the gap. She nods to the others and grins. Before hopping up ontop of it. "Well, I've got that part down, now who thinks they can open the door? Or will we even need that device thingy to open it?"
Von Crown 09-10-05, 12:15 AM	The magically formed ice crackles with electricity,quickly liquifying and resuming it's slow progression off into a hole
Sargatanas 09-10-05, 12:18 AM	The vampiress drops from the ice back onto the ground and sighs. She looks toward the residents of this strange place and motions for them to try something. "I'm begining to think that only you people can actually do anything in this place. We're just along for the ride it would seem... So, give it a shot and lets see what you can come up with."
Demonfey 09-10-05, 12:18 AM	Let's see how hard it is to cast with paws...you might want to move, since I haven't tried this yet...
Von Crown 09-10-05, 12:22 AM	"I... haven't a clue what this stuff is. Grimmik, any ideas?" "Well, whatever it is, it seems to be carrying an electric current. I wonder if we could use that somehow? Or at least divert the current elsewhere, then it'd probably freeze just fine."
Demonfey 09-10-05, 12:31 AM	The vampiress drops from the ice back onto the ground and sighs. She looks toward the residents of this strange place and motions for them to try something. "I'm begining to think that only you people can actually do anything in this place. We're just along for the ride it would seem... So, give it a shot and lets see what you can come up with." Alright, lets see how well this works... After a little work, Crowley stands on his hind legs, and with his front paws begins making arcane gestures. After a couple tries and some imaginative cursing, he manages to get the spell to work, sending an enormous blast of superheated flame at the doors.
turalisj 09-10-05, 12:38 AM	Try this. Denrik said, the symbol of the bloodfather glowing around his neck as a blue aura surrounded him. He put his hand into the electric current, barely flinching as the electrical force surged through him. He then summoned forth a shadow and sent it into the next room.
Von Crown 09-10-05, 12:38 AM	"Err- that may not be a good ide-" Grimmik is cut off as the river of sludge explodes violently into flame. The door seems relativly intact, presumably having been designed with the chemicals immense flammability in mind. Grimmik pulls himself up from having fallen on his back, his face blackened comically with soot. "-a." He finishes.
Sargatanas 09-10-05, 12:43 AM	Alanya leaps back as the flames spring up. She sighs and slaps Crowley (form whatever) upside the head. Looking toward the pit and the doors she shakes her head. "Well that didn't work, and I don't think my bridge idea is going to work with flames shooting up around us. This place is starting to bother me... I kind of want to blow it up. Or maybe torture it's owner slowly... I mean uhm... lets just try and keep going?" Also... how many friggin characters do you have Turalisj?
Von Crown 09-10-05, 12:46 AM	"Anyways, I think the door may be automatic. I think that wreckage over by the wall might have been the power supply. If we could get that running, the door might open..."
turalisj 09-10-05, 12:47 AM	3. I dropped golos. Too many elves in my character mix. Denrik is a killoren favored soul of Afllux/nightcloak. And why would poor old (old I say, because he is around 4,000years old) Denrik? Does she want a pack of shadow's after her?
Sargatanas 09-10-05, 12:50 AM	3. I dropped golos. Too many elves in my character mix. Denrik is a killoren favored soul of Afllux/nightcloak. And why would poor old (old I say, because he is around 4,000years old) Denrik? Does she want a pack of shadow's after her? First of all, shes undead. Second, her master is a cleric of Afflux. Third, I have more undead :P
Demonfey 09-10-05, 12:52 AM	I'm responsible for the flame, actually. Crowley begins to study the river. Sorry, but I TOLD you to get out of the way of the flame. It's not my fault you didn't listen. Besides, all the inventive cursing should have been a clue. Well, would the weapon that you were showing us before work? My other form shrank and picked it up. Wait a second, I'm a fool. Anyone have chains on them? Wire? Anything?
Sargatanas 09-10-05, 12:53 AM	I'm responsible for the flame, actually. Crowley begins to study the river. Sorry, but I TOLD you to get out of the way of the flame. It's not my fault you didn't listen. Besides, all the inventive cursing should have been a clue. Well, would the weapon that you were showing us before work? My other form shrank and picked it up. Ah, right, change that to crowley then.
turalisj 09-10-05, 12:56 AM	First of all, shes undead. Second, her master is a cleric of Afflux. Third, I have more undead :P I haven't completed his stat's, so that could change. And Denrik's higher up on the chain of command than you. :P Hm.. Denrik can communicate with anyone in 400ft that worships that same diety as him telepathically.
Von Crown 09-10-05, 12:56 AM	"Weapon? What weapon? Oh, wait, you mean that thing? When did I say it was a weapon? It's an experimental device for capturing images. I wanted to test it on soldiers in a battle to tweak it's abilities to capture images of moving subjects. Eheh... Sorry about the confusion..."
Demonfey 09-10-05, 12:58 AM	Oh...well :censored:. Anyway, got any wire?
turalisj 09-10-05, 01:00 AM	hey von crown... what does the shadow report seeing on the otherside of the wall?
Von Crown 09-10-05, 01:04 AM	It says there are a lot of large cylinders. Theres some weird stuff inside, but it can't even think how to describe it. There's also a large... You lost your connection.
turalisj 09-10-05, 01:07 AM	Denrik started swearing curses in several languages as his connection to the shadow broke. Well, atleast I got a bit of information about what's behind the door. It seems there are a lot of cylanders with iwerd stuff inside and a large something. Damn undead. You can't trust them to follow orders. He said, muttering the last part to himself as he continued to stand in the way of the electrical current.
Von Crown 09-10-05, 01:12 AM	just so you know, assuming your made of organic matter and not immune to acid, well, I wouldn't want to be standing there. Though, I don't think you can move your legs at this point. The stuff is A preservative agent that only functions when an electric currect runs through it. Basically, when electricity is present, it halts all cellular action. Nasty stuff, really.
Demonfey 09-10-05, 01:17 AM	You know what? I'll just waste some umbral fire. With that, black flames shoot from the wolf's eyes and make a length of wire connected to the thing in the wall with enough length to reach the river. Another bolt shoots out and gets rid of the fire. You all might want to get to the other side, in case my plan doesn't last that long. Here's your path: A third bolt of black fire shoots out and hits the wall above the river, causing the wall to form a path high enough off the ground to be unaffected by the current, ten feet wide, and stairs leading up to the pathway I really didn't want to do that, since it makes people expect it all the time.
Von Crown 09-10-05, 01:20 AM	Electricity runs along the wires, powering the door. The door opens, and a metal bridge shoots out underneath the one Crowley made.
Demonfey 09-10-05, 01:25 AM	Does that mean Turalisj can move again, or should one of us drag him out?
Von Crown 09-10-05, 01:27 AM	He's still in the gunk. It'll take a few minutes for the stuff to wear off once someone gets him out.
Sargatanas 09-10-05, 01:27 AM	Alanya shrugs and hops onto the bridge. Walking across the bridge to the other side, she pauses to wait for the others, her tail swinging side to side as she stands in wait. Her eyes maintaining they're wild look as she glances into the room ahead, from side to side trying to make out whats beyond the door.
Von Crown 09-10-05, 01:30 AM	The room beyond the door seems nearly pitch black, illuminated only by occasional flashes of colored ligh, seemingly random in duration and intensity. From the inconstant light, you can make out a large nmber of cylindrical glass chambers. It seems like there are several doors farther back in the room.
Demonfey 09-10-05, 01:31 AM	Flying above the killoren, Crowley takes the back of the killoren's shirt in his mouth and begins lifting, placing him on the other side with the newly opened door.
Von Crown 09-10-05, 01:36 AM	Once inside the room, you can hear the occasional odd fizzle or popping sound from the glass tanks. From this distance you can tell that they are not truely cyllindrical, but are instead oblong in shape, like a stretched out shere stood on it's thinnest point. You still cannot make out the contents, however. A dark substance seems to cling on the inside of the glass, or perhapes between two separate panes.
Demonfey 09-10-05, 01:40 AM	I will personally skin anyone who touches one of these. And I'll use a dull spoon. Let's just try and get through without setting anything off or causing a fight with some abberation made by Von Crown.
Sargatanas 09-10-05, 01:45 AM	Alanya turns toward Crowley with a wide grin as he mentions skinning someone. She walks over to him and walks beside him. Leaning in she laughs, wild eyes looking about with a twisted grin on her face. "Oh I like you... oh yeah. I really like your style. How about... a dull WOODEN spoon! Then... then it would leave slivers, and and... hurt a lot. Yeah..."
Demonfey 09-10-05, 01:48 AM	It'd catch on fire before I got there. This way, I get to skin them AND burn them horribly. And don't even get me started on what I'd do to their external organs...
thasis 09-10-05, 01:54 AM	Oi, I'm getting rather bored with MSN and the such, I think I'm going to jump into whatevers going on. Any way I can fit my character in?
Demonfey 09-10-05, 01:58 AM	Go to the portal, follow the footprints and the sounds of evil characters trying to work together and still getting used to it.
thasis 09-10-05, 02:06 AM	Around from a corner you see Thasis the Evil apears. "Hello fellow members of the Guild. I followed any clues that might have indicated your presence and I eventualy got here. What are we up to?" This good?
Demonfey 09-10-05, 02:16 AM	I just explained to them that if they dare touch anything, then I will use a dull spoon to flay them alive, and I will use a metal spoon, since that conducts heat. You don't even want to know what I'll do to their organs.
thasis 09-10-05, 02:33 AM	"I see. I think you might need a magical spoon to do much against my hide, but I get your point. I'll just back off untill we figure things out"
Demonfey 09-10-05, 02:40 AM	That would probably be for the best.
I_M_TIM 09-10-05, 02:39 PM	"Well, there are doors', right? Why dont' we have someone check one of them?"
thasis 09-10-05, 02:41 PM	"That might be a smart idea. Staying in one place has it's benifits but I think that exploration has more in this circumstance"
I_M_TIM 09-10-05, 02:45 PM	The tiefling sighs. "No, thats' just common sense. . .its' just not so common thats' all."
Demonfey 09-10-05, 02:47 PM	"Well, there are doors', right? Why dont' we have someone check a one of them?" Because Mordred seems like the type of guy who would lock something horribly nasty and powerful in a room and then experiment on it to make it much worse. Or connect doorways to horrible traps of death. Like teleporting someone into a room with a mirror of soul trapping that automatically takes their soul, or into a room right on top of a sphere of annihilation.
I_M_TIM 09-10-05, 02:48 PM	Because Mordred seems like the type of guy who would lock something horribly nasty and powerful in a room and then experiment on it to make it much worse. Or connect doorways to horrible traps of death. Like teleporting someone into a room with a mirror of soul trapping that automatically takes their soul, or into a room right on top of a sphere of annihilation. "Good point, he is quite the intelligent nutcase."
thasis 09-10-05, 03:00 PM	"You all have good points. But if we just stay here we're not going to accomplish anything. We need to find somewhere to go"
I_M_TIM 09-10-05, 07:54 PM	"Yes, the scary dude has a good point. If progress is to be made than we must first proceed with our little trek."
I_M_TIM 09-10-05, 07:57 PM	"So then, who amoung us is the most expendable?"
turalisj 09-10-05, 08:08 PM	Denrik summoned forth another shadow and sends it through the door, telling it to relay what it sees.
I_M_TIM 09-10-05, 08:09 PM	"Hahahahaha!! I love this shadow-monger!"
Demonfey 09-10-05, 10:26 PM	Sulkyr uses the innate warlock ability to detect magic
turalisj 09-10-05, 10:54 PM	^_^ I have 9 total shadows availible to summon, each lasting for 54 seconds or 9 rounds. Bad thing is I can only use them once a week. Once I use one of them for that week, it's gone.
Von Crown 09-11-05, 08:27 AM	Which door? There are 5. Two on the wall to the left (from the entrance), one on the back wall, and two on the right. For future refrence, you came in from the south. Here are descriptions Southernmost door on the west wall- This door seems to be made of a sturdy metal. It is thouroughly locked, bolted, and wedged shut on this side. A little green light shines through a small crack at the bottom. Northern door on the west wall- This door is made of a dark metal of a dull purple hue. Inscribed on it are large runes that glow a bright red. A bluish mist seeps from beneath the door, and several pipes run from the glass shapes in this room through the ceiling above this door. A faint bubbling sound can be herad from beyond it. Door on the north wall- This door is covered in ornate carvings of some sort of wormlike creatures, braided together in a large pattern that seems to mark some sort of symbol. It is made of a blackish polished stone, and the blue substance from outside runs in small depressions in the floor under it, leading to several places in the wall. North door on the east wall- This door is fashioned from a similar stone as the door to the north. It is covered in runes thet glow a bright pink. South door on the east wall- This door is made of plain wood reinforced by metal bars. A smell of ozone surrounds this door.
turalisj 09-11-05, 10:47 AM	the northside wall.
Von Crown 09-11-05, 10:53 AM	The report- The room is about twenty feet in every direction. As far as I can tell. And there's worms. A lot of worms. Covering every flat surface.
Demonfey 09-11-05, 12:02 PM	Sulkyr begins rattling off enchantments and locations. Southernmost door on the west wall- You detect strong trasmutation. Northern door on the west wall- Overwhelming transmutation and conjuration Door on the north wall- Overwhelming universal North door on the east wall- strong illusion South door on the east wall- overwhelming necromancy
thasis 09-11-05, 06:03 PM	"Let's head toward the south door on the east wall. I have some knowledge of the undead"
Demonfey 09-11-05, 06:19 PM	Can anyone raise unintelligent undead? It should be immune to most necromantic effects, considering many use negative energy, and if this happens to be something that hurts them, then it isn't someone that can contribute. And I would be truly surprised if there wasn't a usable corpse somewhere here...
thasis 09-11-05, 06:20 PM	"Unfournetly I specilize in Evocation magic. I don't have the ability to raise undead yet. I might be able to contact one of my... friends. They might have access to necromantic powers"
Demonfey 09-11-05, 06:27 PM	Actually, boss, I can animate the dead. Now, to find something suitable to use...
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 07:13 PM	"If only there had been some goblins for us to maul, then we would have some corpses. . .other than the vampire."
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 07:15 PM	"Hmm. . .is the portal still working?"
Von Crown 09-11-05, 07:40 PM	yes
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 07:51 PM	"Never mind, I think ive' got a better idea, but it may sound a bit crazy so just trust me. Im' probably not going to contribute much to this little trek anyway, so why not maul me and make me into some undead. Im' pretty sure I can arrange to have my state of undeath fixed."
***zuberman*** 09-11-05, 08:07 PM	Hello, i wish to allie with this guild with my character Arkham. My character is a pure blood, dandy, human, vampire, fighter. A tall, slender man, dressed in a red overcoat,with rounded full moon shaped glasses and a top hat walks into the room. His pale ,almost ghostly face, has a wide smile on it bearing his sharp teeth. You see that he has white gloves and is armed with a great sword with infernal writing and design on it. He says " tis a beautiful night... wouldnt you agree? " he slightly chuckles and begins to acsend upon the house like an ominous glooming shade. " where might I find the owner of this here house? ... it appears that no one would like to answer me so I will wait here for the time being" so there he waits at a table waiting for whom he would speak to about joining this guild...
Demonfey 09-11-05, 08:08 PM	Got any room for a meal uh...sorry, I never caught your name, my vampiric feline acquaintance...
thasis 09-11-05, 08:17 PM	A gohstly figure maniefests in front of you. "Welcome Arkham. I am Thasis the Evil. I am the leader of this hear guild. I cannot be hear in presence so I will be merely hear in spirit". Thasis then chuckles at his own joke. "But anyways, weclome. If you wish to meet the rest of us go into that portal there and follow traces of people. You will eventualy get to us"
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 08:21 PM	An Imp Flies up tom meet this newcomer, a look of glee on his face. "It always goods to have more evils friendses!"
***zuberman*** 09-11-05, 08:30 PM	" well then it appears that i am part of your guild. now what types of benifits will i get from this? "
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 08:31 PM	Translation: My Imp familiar welcomes you. The Imp continues its' babbeling. . . "On yourses way down, dont' touches any large, glasses ovals or Crowly willses skins you with dulls spoon."
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 08:32 PM	Ask Von Crown, Thasis or Demonfey. They will know.
Demonfey 09-11-05, 08:32 PM	Agreed. Its always good to have more "friendses"...Oh, and up here Looking up, you see a four armed, ten foot tall creature clinging to the ceiling, looking down at you with three eyes. Letting go, it uses its wings to flip its body and land on the ground in front of the newcomer with a thud that shakes the ground around it.
thasis 09-11-05, 08:33 PM	Thasis the Evil Spirt looks at Arkham. "You get the benifits of us not killing you. Let's put it that way"
***zuberman*** 09-11-05, 08:38 PM	" getting killed doesnt seem to bad of a deal but i have a regeneration ability that i can use but when i do use it it takes me quite a while to build up my strength. but with the blood of another i can almsot instantaneously "
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 08:39 PM	"Saysses, does anyesses one knows if this placess has any Vendings Machines? Me gettings thirst," The Imp says, flying around in a energetic manner.
***zuberman*** 09-11-05, 08:41 PM	" and what is this otherwise towering creature that has presented itself in front of me ? "
Demonfey 09-11-05, 08:42 PM	"Saysses, does anyesses one knows if this placess has any Vendings Machines? Me gettings thirst," The Imp says, flying around in a energetic manner. Down the hall, first door on the right, next to the torture chamber. " getting killed doesnt seem to bad of a deal but i have a regeneration ability that i can use but when i do use it it takes me quite a while to build up my strength. but with the blood of another i can almsot instantaneously " Think of it as a process of initiation.
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 08:44 PM	"Thankses much for the 411ss creepy dudesses," the now creepy Imp says as it flies down the hall.
thasis 09-11-05, 08:46 PM	"Which towering creature are you speaking of? Me? Or somebody else? There is many towering creatures in this guild"
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 08:47 PM	The Imp returns from the hallway, obviously dissapointed. "Alls they havsess left was Docter Pibbsess."
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 08:48 PM	The fiend raises his hand. "Me not so toweringsess!"
***zuberman*** 09-11-05, 08:50 PM	" im speaking of demonfays monster or whichever it was that came down from the ceiling and landed right in front of me"
Von Crown 09-11-05, 08:50 PM	Anyways, were you gonna make Gogmagog undead and have him go through the door or not?
thasis 09-11-05, 08:50 PM	Thasis the Evil picks up a rock and chucks it at the imp "Quiet you". Thasis then looks at Arkham. "Probally one of his many creations"
***zuberman*** 09-11-05, 08:52 PM	"hmm well then what shall we do now? assemble an assault upon the elves or half elves which ever is our sworn enemy ? "
thasis 09-11-05, 08:55 PM	"Not at the momment. They seem to have disapeared for the momment. We are currently looking for Morded in his fortress. Hence through the portal". Thasis in Spirit then points to the portal. Mordred is Von Crowns character.
Demonfey 09-11-05, 08:55 PM	" and what is this otherwise towering creature that has presented itself in front of me ? " I'm Crowley. This is an oni I have given my true name to, and have fused my soul with. As the original, it is a paragon of its kind, known as the Zamiel no Oni.
Demonfey 09-11-05, 08:57 PM	Anyways, were you gonna make Gogmagog undead and have him go through the door or not? We need a PC vampire in the area for the plan to work whose player is currently active.
thasis 09-11-05, 08:57 PM	Thasis the Evil stares at Crowley. "I see"
Demonfey 09-11-05, 08:59 PM	What? He asked. Anyway, I just mean full advancement.
***zuberman*** 09-11-05, 09:00 PM	" i beleive i might be of service "
I_M_TIM 09-11-05, 09:00 PM	Because I will be logging of for sleep now (school), I will allow either Thasis, Demonfey, or Von Crown to use my character for the following event(s). Just so you know, hes' a 6th level Sorcerer (The Tiefling in the Underground area).
thasis 09-11-05, 09:01 PM	"Service? What do you propose?"
***zuberman*** 09-11-05, 09:03 PM	" well u asked for a PC vampire character that was available and im a PC vampire that is available "
Demonfey 09-11-05, 09:05 PM	PC character? What do you mean? That sounded like you were trying to be IC, and none of us would know about that IC...
thasis 09-11-05, 09:06 PM	"This is true. Well head down through the portal and into where we are"
Demonfey 09-11-05, 09:24 PM	Here's a repost of the oni Now, to construct the oni...or at least the offspring of the original Zamiel no Oni, comparable to the Lord of Skygge to a lesser skygge. Notes on construction: Sanru no Oni base creature (Oriental Adventures), feral template for advancement and addition of powers that would fit well with it, two extra powers for added flavor NOTE: NOT MEANT FOR TRUE PC CHARACTERS. ONLY AS SOLDIER STOCK. Zamiel no Oni, lesser 6d8 HD, average 51 Initiative: +2 Speed: 40 ft, 40 ft fly (poor) attacks: 2 kicks+9, four claws +8/+3 Damage: kick 1d6+4, claws 1d8+4 Face/reach: 5 by 5 Special attacks: spell like abilities, fear aura, improved grab, pounce Special qualities: DR 10/jade; fast healing 3, regeneration 2; fire immunity Saves: fort 10, ref 7, will 8 Abilities: str 18, dex 15, con 20, int 9, wis 17, cha 16 Skills: balance +9, bluff +9, intimidate +9, intuit direction +8, knowledge (planes) +7, listen +8, move silently +9, search +7, spot +8, wilderness lore +8 Feats: alertness, flyby attack Climate/terrain: shadowlands/any organization: solitary or wing (2-8) CR 12 Treasure: standard AL: CE Advancement: 7-12 HD (medium), 13-18 HD (large) Creatures born from the essence of the true Zamiel no Oni, they are footsoldiers and aerial infantry forces. They are creatures 7 feet tall, with four arms, bat wings, demonic horns, black skin, and glowing yellow eyes, varying from two to three eyes. These creatures inherited the fire immunity and ability to change form from the soul that made Zamiel no Oni, but not its intelligence. Beware of their claws, for they tend to try sweeping attacks from the sky. Combat: Improved grab: standard rules Pounce: can make full attack after jumping-or swooping-upon an enemy. Regeneration: holy, jade, and crystal weapons harm them normally. Spell like abilities: at will: alter self, darkness, body blaze (see Sandstorm), desecrate
Sargatanas 09-11-05, 10:32 PM	The Vampiric catwoman glances at the new vampire with slight intrest then goes back to her own business. Curently she walks around the room looking at various jars. She hums to herself as she spins around and generally dances about. She comes back to the group and climbs up Thasis the Evil's back. Taking a seat just below his neck she leans on his head and sighs. "This is getting kind of boring. Someone bust down a door and lets get on with it. I wanna skin something!"
Von Crown 09-11-05, 11:19 PM	You hear an unidentified voice "Bust down a door? How barbaric. Wouldn't you rather just, you know, check to see if it's open first? I mean, I certainly wouldn't want to be... I mean, I wouldn't want to exert myself that much. Yes, thats it. No exertion, not for me."
Demonfey 09-11-05, 11:24 PM	The wolf turns its head to where the voice sounded like it was coming from Ms. Cat, go take a drink from the tiefling while I talk to the new voice. He said he wanted to be changed anyway. Addressing the voice: And who might you be?
Von Crown 09-11-05, 11:26 PM	"W-what!? Me? I'm... no-one important... I'll just walk away now, like us folks with legs often do..." You hear whistling in a poor attempt at making itsound like it's moving away.
Sargatanas 09-11-05, 11:30 PM	The wolf turns its head to where the voice sounded like it was coming from Ms. Cat, go take a drink from the tiefling while I talk to the new voice. He said he wanted to be changed anyway. Addressing the voice: And who might you be? Alanya sighs and shakes her head while looking around for the voice. Absently she talks to nobody really, but in answer to Crowley's words. "It doesn't work that way. The body has to be buried for a few days before he rises again as a vampire. I don't think we really ya know... have the time. Besides... I'd rather ya know... skin him, and that would take a while."
Demonfey 09-11-05, 11:35 PM	Oh. Damn, thought I had something there. Well, anyway, if the door doesn't hurt you, and isn't unlocked, feel free to bash it down after we have a shadow check inside to see if something horrible isn't lurking in there, Alanya. Sorry about forgetting the name before, too. My memory for names can be a bit off sometimes.
Von Crown 09-11-05, 11:38 PM	"NOw wait a second, I thought we'd disscussed that bashing down doors was out of the question!!!"
Sargatanas 09-11-05, 11:39 PM	Oh. Damn, thought I had something there. Well, anyway, if the door doesn't hurt you, and isn't unlocked, feel free to bash it down after we have a shadow check inside to see if something horrible isn't lurking in there, Alanya. Sorry about forgetting the name before, too. My memory for names can be a bit off sometimes. Alanya nods absently as she hums to herself then begins to sing quietly to herself. "Mr. Crowley, what went on in your head Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead Your lifestyle to me seemed so tragic With the thrill of it all You fooled all the people with magic"
Von Crown 09-11-05, 11:41 PM	How did I know that was going to happen eventually?
thasis 09-11-05, 11:45 PM	Thasis the Evil looks disaprovingly of the vampire women on his shoulder. He however doesn't make any movement to try to remove her. "Busting down doors is primitive, even though I was thinking of doing it earlier. How bout we simply try to open one of the doors through yah know, turning the knob"
Von Crown 09-11-05, 11:49 PM	"Yes, listen to the nice... er... thing..."
thasis 09-11-05, 11:53 PM	"Nice thing. Nice is to heavy of a word. How bout just there"
Von Crown 09-11-05, 11:55 PM	'Sure, whatever you want to be called, oh mighty proponent of not needlessly bashing down doors."
thasis 09-12-05, 12:01 AM	"Just thinking, I prefer to be called Evil. Or maybe Corrupt? Or yah know, if I'm feeling in a good day, Bringer of Darkness" Thasis then smiles. A wicked sort of smile. "So who are you anyways?"
Von Crown 09-12-05, 12:07 AM	"Well... I uh... see, that a funny thing... Do you promise you won't laugh at me?"
thasis 09-12-05, 12:11 AM	"I rarely laugh at people. I find very little in life humereous. The only things I find funny are when half-elven bodies are found on porchsteps flayed and ready to be made into soup" Thasis then chuckles at the thought. "So no, I won't laugh at you. Unless it has something to do with flayed half-elves".
Sargatanas 09-12-05, 12:19 AM	Alanya hugs the head of Thasis the evil. She grins widely as her eyes take on a wild feral look yet again. She lets go and pats the top of his head. "Oh I think I like you. All this talk about flaying. Mmm.... flayed elf sounds good."
Von Crown 09-12-05, 12:20 AM	"Well, I'm over here" Following the sound, you see no-one from where to voice originates, which seems to be near the wooden door. "No, I'm right here." You realize it is a lions head around the keyhole of the door which is speaking to you. "Listen, I'd really advise against going through me if you can't respond to this correctly and finish this line. 'Aku no iki zama-'"
Demonfey 09-12-05, 12:23 AM	Oi. A talking door with a riddle. Just great. Casts Tongues.
Von Crown 09-12-05, 12:25 AM	"No, a talking door concerned about the welfare of anyone who goes through unprepared. When you're ready, you'll know the answer." Translates to It's a demon's way on life
thasis 09-12-05, 12:26 AM	Thasis looks back up at the Vampiress, this time not so disaprovingly. "Yes, flayed elf is good. Have you ever tried it? I have once. Was a unique experiance. After I'm done with the Half-Elven Foundation I don't think it'll be so unique, realy tasty though". Thasis grins wickedly then. He then looks at the door. "We could just bash you and deal with the consequences, as much as it sounds brutual, it's MUCH easier"
Sargatanas 09-12-05, 12:31 AM	Alanya nods a couple times and pokes at Thasis' head. She lowers her face toward it and sniffs the top of his head. Opening her mouth she bites at his head. Poking it with her fangs she mumbles while trying to bite him still. "Ooh mo, er ed is ard."
Von Crown 09-12-05, 12:32 AM	"Well, if you're going to be like that, maybe I won't care if you go through. I wasn't even saying I wouldn't let you through, I was just saying I would advis aagainst it. Simply put, you shouldn't come throug hhere untill you figure out the main purpose of this lab. I can help a bit with that." It seems to concentrate for a moment, the the blakness sinks from the glass chambers. Inside you can see a roiling sea of colors and shapes, seemingly all moving in random patterns. Looking in, you recognize the contained areas as looking similar in their strangeness to the background behind the portals Mordred often used...
thasis 09-12-05, 12:35 AM	"Please refrain from biting my head. It might do some damage to those perfect teath of yours". He then once again turns to the door. He says in an extremly sarcastic voice "Oh, you scare me so much mighty door of power".
Demonfey 09-12-05, 12:37 AM	So in other words, Mordred has been experimenting with demons and his portal stuff. Has he been splicing demon and chaos energies, bychance, to make a stronger demon? Possibly the sample taken from one of my offspring (Mordred took a sample of one of the oni)?
thasis 09-12-05, 12:39 AM	Mein post got around after the other responses. I was writing the response well the other ones were already being posted... I missed the rest unfournetly
Von Crown 09-12-05, 12:40 AM	"Oi, who said it was me you were supposed to be afraid of? Did it ever cross your mind that doors have things behind them? In ths case, large armored undead things that you certainly don't stand a ghost of a chance against?" Wait a minute... I think the door might have a point. I've heard all the DreadWards were destroyed. However, I've only seen physical evidence that four are out of the picture. It wouldn't suprise me if Mordred had feigned the destrucion of one to transport it here... Honestly if you're going through that door, you can count me out."
thasis 09-12-05, 12:41 AM	"Undead don't scare me. They are simply there. Plus together we could take them on"
Demonfey 09-12-05, 12:43 AM	I remember Von Crown mentioning something about them, although it was during the time of the Throne Wards...could you explain what, exactly, a Dreadward is?
Sargatanas 09-12-05, 12:45 AM	Alanya looks up and looks toward the door with a smile. She hops down off of Thasis and walks up to the door, looking at the talking head she smiles. "Big bad undead? Think I can borrow it? Lord Sargatanas would be very happy with me if I brought him one of those. Then maybe he'll let me eat someone."
Von Crown 09-12-05, 12:46 AM	"Not DreadWards. They're the most powerful undead I can say I've ever seen, and that means a lot, when you live in Dauthaar. Short of Mordred, that is. One of them alone won the Ardurian conflict, and quite frankly, you lot are no Ardurian soldiers. Each of the DreadWards is, well, if you made it very basic they're knid of like immensly powerful Death Knights. Thing is, however, Mordred used quite a lot of divine power making them. In terms of power, I'd liken then to being maybe a bit weaker than your average quasi-diety."
Demonfey 09-12-05, 12:59 AM	Okay...that's bad. Good thing they're not here. So, undead, armorless, apparently chaotic energy is involved and demonic life...I'd say undead demon. Or demonflesh golem.
Von Crown 09-12-05, 01:03 AM	"You misunderstood. I think there is one here. They were all officially reported destroyed, but that doesn't mean anything of real importance, other tahn Mordred wanted people to think they were gone. I've confirmed the destruction of four. There were six originally."
Demonfey 09-12-05, 01:08 AM	Okay. Well, why not send another shadow over and have a look-see?I bet the Killoren still has a few more.
Von Crown 09-12-05, 01:13 AM	"I have another idea." Grimmik reaches into a bag and pulls out a small coffin, tapping gantly on the lid and setting it down. A pixie climbs outshaking it's head and streching. "it's about time. So, you're finally going to admit that I can be useful? Says the pixie, grinning widely and revealing... oddly large and pointed teeth for a pixie...
Demonfey 09-12-05, 01:17 AM	Why were you carrying around a vampire pixie? It just seems like something completely random.
Von Crown 09-12-05, 01:21 AM	nyways, I told you I'd come in handy. Umm... Anybody here have a hive node I can transmit to while I scout? If there's a DreadWard, I might need to rest in my coffin for a while after this. My, it sure is being weird, looking for Mordred. Usually I'm with him at all times, but then one day he just up and vanished..." The female pixie seems rather sad at the thought "I hope we can find him soon..."
Demonfey 09-12-05, 01:24 AM	I have one. From when Mordred implanted the node to control the swarms. What ever did happen to those insects, anyway?
Von Crown 09-12-05, 01:27 AM	"He's still got a lot aroungd the palace, and I'm sure the Worm Mothers could make more if necessary. Anyways, I'll go scout now that I'm sure I can transmit." She goes through, as the door opens a crack.
Demonfey 09-12-05, 01:36 AM	Transmitting the information from the pixie to everyone else via telepathy granted by hivemind: As the pixie rises, you seetwo large armored figures, each standing nearly twelve feet tall. The room seems to be some sort of control room, with screens showing several readouts. Mordred is attached to the wall, or at least his torso is. He seems immensly emaciated, and has a crazed look in his eyes as he looks over the screens rapidly. His gaze turns towards the pixie, and the one of the DreadWards walks over and raises it's greatsword high. The transmission ends. I have a plan, if you all just wait a few minutes... The demon form comes into the building a few minutes later, and the wolf leaves. I'm going to find out what exactly is going on from Mordred himself... Crowley is going to find out what's going on from Mordred and relay it to all of you. If he has been captured, then Crowley will try to summon the insects and maybe a siege kraken or two, anything available, and then we wing it fromo there.
Von Crown 09-12-05, 01:39 AM	"Oi, whaddya know. I thought the last Operator was decommissioned a long time ago too. I wonder what one of them is still doing around? I guess this project must've been apretty long-term one, where he'd only need to put in an appearance personally every few centuries... I wonder what he was up to?"
Demonfey 09-12-05, 01:44 AM	Wait, what? Care to explain?
Von Crown 09-12-05, 07:40 AM	"That was an Operator you saw. Mordred used to use them to monitor his labs while he was away, but they were notoriously unstable, so he had them decommissioned. Except that one, apparently. I wonder why he'd leave one running?"
thasis 09-12-05, 09:47 AM	"So that wasn't Mordred himself right? Mmmm, this could prove to be difficult. Well is there anything else in the room? Like any other doors? or the such, cause if there isn't there's no real point to going into the room, especialy with an epiclly powerful demon-undead in there. I suggest trying another room"
I_M_TIM 09-12-05, 06:31 PM	Hmm. looks like youve' all gotten alot done. Oh, and Sargatanas. . .get a freaking hobby you goon. . . :P
thasis 09-12-05, 06:35 PM	Yes, quite a bit has been acomplished. Now I'm just patiently waiting for people to post again. ^^
Sargatanas 09-12-05, 06:36 PM	Hmm. looks like youve' all gotten alot done. Oh, and Sargatanas. . .get a freaking hobby you goon. . . :P Excuse you?
Von Crown 09-12-05, 06:37 PM	No other doors or anything in that room.
I_M_TIM 09-12-05, 06:39 PM	"Hmm, it appears that you were able to check the room without killing me. This is good for me. What did you find?"
thasis 09-12-05, 06:45 PM	"Big epic, semi-divine undead and a Mordred Clonish thing"
I_M_TIM 09-12-05, 06:47 PM	"Im' guessing that this is the norm for you. . ."
thasis 09-12-05, 06:50 PM	"No, not realy. Mordred is one of these special cases. He actualy created these beings. Unfun to try to defeat them"
I_M_TIM 09-12-05, 06:55 PM	"Im' shure I wouldnt', but gettiung back to the case at hand. Now that we know we arent' using this door, which one shall we check next?"
thasis 09-12-05, 07:08 PM	"That's exactly what I said. Where is everybody anyways?"
Demonfey 09-12-05, 07:45 PM	I was pondering a solution. Maybe the clone has a link to the real one. Mordred also most likely has a hive node. Therefore, if my line of thinking is right, mental contact with the clone could act as a tracer on Mordred. Or fry my mind. One of the two. Just as well I have nine others to rely on.
thasis 09-12-05, 09:35 PM	"I thought your mind was fried long time ago" Thasis says with a mocking grin.
Demonfey 09-12-05, 09:54 PM	Do you want to try this? Because that can be arranged, Thasis.
thasis 09-12-05, 10:09 PM	"Oh, I think I'll pass. I'm not in the mind frying mood today. I feel more along the torturing mood today. I should capture some civilians and see how long I can keep them alive. It's rather difficult you know"
Demonfey 09-12-05, 10:27 PM	Not really. I knew a demon who could torture people for decades, sometimes even with things that would normally kill a mortal. I knew him because he skinned me completely, three times. He's where I got the spoon thing from. He's also another reason why I love grafts so much. Also why I decided to hunt demons. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to figure out exactly how to do this next bit. Oh, and just in case something goes wrong, you might want to get out of the room, in case this brings the Dreadwards into things. I'll only start once everyone's out.
thasis 09-13-05, 10:04 AM	"Yes Crowley, but any demon who has the ability to capture YOU for such a long period of time probally has abilities beyond mine. Plus I can't help myself. I usualy accidently kill them" Thasis gives a quick grin "Most mortals these days have skulls that are so fragile. It's hard to remember sometimes"
Demonfey 09-13-05, 01:02 PM	Yeah, that's true. After all, its why they die of head trauma. And they need all their organs in their body muttering to himself fragile, foolish meatbags...
Sargatanas 09-13-05, 01:22 PM	The vampiress sighs and shakes her head patting the Skygge on the top of the head. "Ya know... we would get further if you guys did something instead of talking about whos tortured who and whats killed what. That way we can get to Mordred and see if he'll let me have the big evil undead thing."
Demonfey 09-13-05, 01:53 PM	I WOULD if everyone would get out of the room in case this draws the attention of the Dreadwards into this room.
thasis 09-13-05, 02:37 PM	Thasis backs away. "Let's get this show on the road'
Demonfey 09-13-05, 03:47 PM	Casting telekinesis, Crowley picks up the others and sends them to the doors of the lab they entered from by ripping out of the ground the first inch of stone they are standing on. Now, to give this a shot... Attempting to contact the clone with telepathy. What happens next is up to you, Von Crown.
Demonfey 09-13-05, 06:39 PM	Breaking off mental contact, Crowley goes over to where the others are. The clone said something was empty, and that something else was complete behind the west door. Shall we check it out? Also: Summoning one swarm, so that we have no shortage of test subjects or scouts.
thasis 09-13-05, 07:57 PM	"Mmm, well can we reley on the suggestions of a clone? A mentally unstable clone at that? Well I guess why not. There's not TO much harm in JUST checking it out"
Demonfey 09-13-05, 09:07 PM	The mentally unstable can also be unstable enough to forget how to lie, or when to lie, so there's another thing. I say we try the west door, as soon as my scout swarm arrives.
Von Crown 09-13-05, 10:35 PM	A loud droning buzz is heard as a large swarm flies in through the tunnels.
Demonfey 09-13-05, 10:40 PM	They settle over Crowley, covering him completely. Two then separate from the swarm and fly over to the western door. One touches the door, while the other lands on teh ground. What happens to the bug on the door? Anything?
Von Crown 09-13-05, 11:29 PM	nope
Demonfey 09-13-05, 11:35 PM	Crowley walks towards the door, and checks to see if it's unlocked by trying to open the door. A:If the door is locked, he steps back from the door and casts knock B:if the door is unlocked, he opens it and sends the two bugs through.
Sargatanas 09-14-05, 12:51 AM	Alanya taps the Skygge's head a few times. Apparently drumming out a rythem on his skull. She watches Crowley with mild intrest as she goes about her playing. Obviously shes bored, it seems shes a fan of much action and easily distracted. She stops her drumming and lays on Thasis the Evil's head poking at his sharp teeth.
Von Crown 09-14-05, 12:54 AM	It's not locked, so two go in.
Demonfey 09-14-05, 01:02 AM	There's something you ought to see in here... Telepathically, Crowley relays the information to everyone else Inside, pipes run along the cieling conneting various cylinders along the walls. The rrom is laid out like a hallway. There is one slightly larger cylinder at the end full of a murky greenish liquid. You think you can make out a shape suspended in he liquid. There is a large number one printed on the base. Moving the two insects closer to the tank to see what's in there... Just make a general post, and assume I relay it to everyone else.
Demonfey 09-14-05, 01:04 AM	Alanya taps the Skygge's head a few times. Apparently drumming out a rythem on his skull. She watches Crowley with mild intrest as she goes about her playing. Obviously shes bored, it seems shes a fan of much action and easily distracted. She stops her drumming and lays on Thasis the Evil's head poking at his sharp teeth. Just like real cats! Enjoy action, distracted easily, and poke at stuff when playing with it.
Von Crown 09-14-05, 07:35 AM	Getting closer, it seems like the floating shape is at least vaugely humaniod, but you can't make out much more than that. There are myriad control panels on the wall next to the cylinder.
thasis 09-14-05, 09:34 AM	"Don't cut your pretty little hands on my teath there" Thasis says to Alanya. He then walks into the room and up to the figure invistigating it more closely to see who or what it is.
Demonfey 09-14-05, 12:01 PM	@ Von Crown's NPCs: Do either of you know how to work this?
Von Crown 09-14-05, 04:29 PM	"Well, I could probably figure it out if I could read it," Says Grimmik, indicating some odd script on the console, "But, it must be a really old dialect. I can only even make out a few characters, and the numerals are at least the same, but beyond that it's quite archaic." Here is an example, written in modern english, and then written in an old style. Hrsnxmpl,wrttnnmdrnnglsh,ndthnwrittnnnld styl. Big difference. (Really old style, by the way. Like, pre-King Arthurish times, IIRC)
Demonfey 09-14-05, 05:24 PM	Could it be deciphered via spell?
Von Crown 09-14-05, 06:47 PM	Well, yeah, but none of them know any
Demonfey 09-14-05, 07:59 PM	About how old is the dialect? Mordred may have introduced at least one being that could read it to me...do you, by any chance, know his infernal son?
Alek_knell 09-14-05, 11:00 PM	Alek walks up to the Keep on her Black warhorse. her armor is black fullplate, looking as if its half made of adamantite and half made from the hide of a black dragon. Around her shoulders is a black cloak embroidered with the image of an Eye. Her hair is a rich wheat-blonde kept in a tightly coiled bun, her eyes gleam like emeralds, beautiful but otherwise cold. a thin bright red scar mars her face, running from just under her left eye to her lips. She dismounts her horse, tethering outside, not bothering with the stable boy if there is one. She then walks inside almost as if coming home. she looks around
Sargatanas 09-14-05, 11:19 PM	Sargatanas turned his cold eyes toward the newcomer. His fleshless jaw moving from side to side for a moment. He tapped his chin with a rotting finger. What could possibly be considered a grin spreads across his dead face. "Greetings. Who would you be eh? You don't see many women in these lands... let alone living ones. You know that this is a place of great evil, and walk with pride. I like that. Tell me... what is your name?"
Demonfey 09-14-05, 11:20 PM	A buzzing suffuses the hallway, and then a swarm of the evil-inducing insects bursts through the portal, thrumming and flying all over the building. Then, as one insect, they fly towards each other and coalesce into something appearing humanoid and yet, at the same time, not quite humanoid in shape. A buzzing, rasping voice that sounds like the buzzing of a thousand bees comes out of what, for lack of a better word, can be considered its mouth. Welcome, new member. Zzzorry about the...strange form, but it was the best I could do on short notizze. Aagh, let me get my vvvocal chordsz straightened out...
Sargatanas 09-14-05, 11:29 PM	Sargatanas growls and holds a finger up toward the newcomer. Turning to face Crowley. "Just, just hold on a minute." He looks at Crowley and waves his arms about in the air. He points toward the insectoid body. "What is with you and all these forms! Would you just pick a body and stick with it already! Hell, I'll build you one if you want! Just stop having fifty different yous runnin about. It makes a man's head spin tryin to keep track of em all!" Sargatanas shakes his head and sighs, turning back toward the newcomer mumbling something about bigshot demon wanna-bes.
Demonfey 09-14-05, 11:35 PM	Sargatanas growls and holds a finger up toward the newcomer. Turning to face Crowley. "Just, just hold on a minute." He looks at Crowley and waves his arms about in the air. He points toward the insectoid body. "What is with you and all these forms! Would you just pick a body and stick with it already! Hell, I'll build you one if you want! Just stop having fifty different yous runnin about. It makes a man's head spin tryin to keep track of em all!" Sargatanas shakes his head and sighs, turning back toward the newcomer mumbling something about bigshot demon wanna-bes. It makes being dead but not UNdead more interesting. Besides, if there is anything I've learned, it's that it is easier to be destroyed with only one form than with multiple. And imagine the multitasking abilities! b***er demons, I want to confuse my enemies and keep my link to this world secure. Also, one of my next incarnations is a little surprise and payback. Just be glad I'm not posing as a demon god, or trying to out evil everyone here.
Von Crown 09-14-05, 11:38 PM	Actually, that form is possible thanks to Mordred. He created a type of insect that gathers in swarms, partially using the blood of the Skygge in his creation. He also implanted Crowley with a Hive Node, which allows him to control many of Modred's creations. On to IG- Kadena ponders for a moment. "Well, which one did you meet? This dialect... Akemza may know it, but I doubt any of the others would. However, Akemza is quite busy, he's presently at war with Orcus in an attempt to claim his layer of the Abyss for his mother. Oh, that'd be Lolth, by the way."
Demonfey 09-14-05, 11:44 PM	I met the one born to Glasya, daughter of Asmodeus.
Von Crown 09-15-05, 12:02 AM	"Ah, Gethrys? He not too bright, I'm afraid. He's the least likely to know it out of all of them. Perhaps another way could be found? Like if any of you could attempt to figure out how the control might be laid out? As far as I know, we'd need a release sequence, and then I think we'd pull the red lever right there. However, I have no idea how we'd need to configure the other settings. Presumably, the different settings control which cylinder is opened. However, since we can't read the settings we'd basically be guessing blind." Here's how the panel is laid out. Along the top there are five switches, each a different color (blue, green, yellow, brown, and white). In the middle there are sixteen buttons lain out in a circular arrangement, each with a symol that Grimmik informs you are Dauthaari digits. Below all this is a large red lever that seems quite important.
Alek_knell 09-15-05, 12:30 AM	She looks at the swarm curiously, then looks to the skeletal figure with a cruel smile. 'I haven't much to fear but the name of He whom i serve. My name is Alek Knell' she says, 'i know this place is evil, i could feel it miles from here. that is why i've come. it can be difficult holding up the facade of some Do-gooder Paladin whilst amung the scum'
thasis 09-15-05, 10:00 AM	An incorporeal figure apears. The creature that apears before you is about 16ft tall and completly black. He has large claws and a very demonic apearence. "My name is Thasis the Evil. I am the guild leader here. Sorry for this illusionary form. I am rather busy somewhere else. I welcome you here. Please stay as long as you wish". The figure then disapears and a small servent with a limp and a hunchback walks up. "Hello ma'me. If you neeeeed anything I... I... I willllll be hereeee"
Alek_knell 09-15-05, 01:23 PM	She looks down upon the small servant then at the incorpreal figure 'A pleasure to meet you Thasis, i hope to meet you personally soon'. 'You, take my horse to the stable and have her bathed and brushed. I then want a hot bath drawn up and a meal' she says with authority as she walks to the comfortable looking chairs by the hearth
Sargatanas 09-15-05, 01:29 PM	Sargatanas looks toward the minotaur that stands behind him. Smacking it on it's pale arm it lowers it's head toward him. He whispers in it's ear something along the lines of not eating the horse. The minotaur then heads out thr door toward the undead hordes gathered outside. He then turns his attention back toward the woman, setting his arms on the rests of his chair he laughs, a hoarse rasping thing, His cold orbs of eyes look the woman over as she approaches. "So dear, it seems you are no stranger to ordering around servants. That is a good thing... the world will serve eventually. They cannot withstand the march of the damned, never can they stop us. Tell me dear... what abilities do you bring to this... organization?"
Alek_knell 09-16-05, 02:01 AM	As i was saying earlier, i once paraded around these lands trying to smite the likes of you and your oganization. but over the course of time i became...lets say, disillusioned by the premise of Good defeating evil. The evil always learns, adapts and gains in cunning while the forces of good combat it in the same ways. I grew to respect Evil in ways i hadn't thought before, as such i lost my Paladinhood, though i didn't much care, i still do not. I bring myself here to offer my services to your cause, In exchange for my servitude to your cause, i want a position of rank in your army. with help from He i serve has granted me a commanding hand over simple undead,the ability to heal the wounds of myself and others as well as inflict damage on a foe. though i've not made much of a name for myself, as of yet, i am willing and able to do what must be done to bring down the forces of the stupid, ignorant and mindless servants of good and place them under the rule of the strong, the cunning and of course, the evil. she smiles as she utters the last word like a soft caress
thasis 09-16-05, 09:57 AM	The small hunched man runs of to your house, or more like limps over. He then takes it and disapears around the building. A large green gaseous Pit Fiend figure walks into the room. "Hello Madame. I am Thasis. No, I'm not the other one. I am no the leader of this guild. That's Thasis the Evil. I'm just plain old Thasis. You could call me the creator of the other Thasis's. But that is a long story. All shall be revealed in good time... good time being when I figure things out myself". He then starts to quietly mutter to himself. Thasis then wanders off through the halls of the building. "I like this place. I think I'll stay here..." Oi, Jus for clarification I have 3 characters plus 1 non-active at the momment characters. I have Thasis the Evil (who was my first character), Thasis the Good (The leader of the Guild of Pure Good), and then just plain Thasis. The history of them in a quick glance is about a millinia or so years ago Thasis was one of the most powerful being in exsistince. Not in these lands of course. In an alternate material plane (my custom campaign setting I run with mein friends). But anywayz, somebody challanged his powers. Thasis tried to cast one of his most powerful spells. It got rebounded apon him, struck him, and such forth. Now he was supposed to be killed but that never happned. Instead his essence was split into three seperate beings. They were then shot to this world. There were Thasis the Good (a never-aging human-like man Philosopher), Thasis the Evil (A large Skygge, Demon guy), and Thasis the Neutrul (I havn't realy figured out what EXACTLY he is). That's just a quick history in a glance.
Demonfey 09-16-05, 12:51 PM	As i was saying earlier, i once paraded around these lands trying to smite the likes of you and your oganization. but over the course of time i became...lets say, disillusioned by the premise of Good defeating evil. The evil always learns, adapts and gains in cunning while the forces of good combat it in the same ways. I grew to respect Evil in ways i hadn't thought before, as such i lost my Paladinhood, though i didn't much care, i still do not. I bring myself here to offer my services to your cause, In exchange for my servitude to your cause, i want a position of rank in your army. with help from He i serve has granted me a commanding hand over simple undead,the ability to heal the wounds of myself and others as well as inflict damage on a foe. though i've not made much of a name for myself, as of yet, i am willing and able to do what must be done to bring down the forces of the stupid, ignorant and mindless servants of good and place them under the rule of the strong, the cunning and of course, the evil. she smiles as she utters the last word like a soft caress Due to the nature of your past, I believe a little test is in order to see how evil you are. This test, you must completely agree to, and must not resist at all. One of the insects that compose my form will land on you and sting you. You must not fight its toxin, but rather let the effects show in full. The toxin in these creatures only affects those who haven't already found the path in darkness, and begins seducing their souls towards the darkness. This is to make sure no one else like Gurney Halleck sneaks in and spies on us. Do you consent?
redhase 09-16-05, 03:56 PM	the four armed deamonfey walks over to demonfey and puts a folded letter i n frount of him. He then changes into a drow and a potal opens and before he leave hes says, "if you agree with the perposel, when Karel comes back then say yes, if not then tell her no.the letter is for those you trust demonfey and yourself." the drow then goes into the portal an then aminute lterthe portl disappears. Karel would like to work with al you on destroying the castle. demonfey look in your pm box fr letter cotent.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 05:55 PM	A small black orb appears in the corner of the room, slowly growing in size and changing in shape till it becomes like a perfectly vertical shadow. The shadow shakes, writhes, and twists, slowly expanding as it does so. The The blackness suddenly melts away, revealing a handsome man of Netherese desent. His eyes are a deep green. his long, matted hair is black as a moonless night. He posses a shaggy goatee. His face shows no emotion, his mouth is neither smile nor frown. He has light tan skin, as if he had spent the majority of his time living in the desert. He is wearing a large, red and black cloak that covers his shoulders and drapes down over his chest. Under his cloak is typical noble dress, but seems suited more for a funeral thatn a ball. Oddly enough, he is wearing no jewelry, despite the obviously exquisite quality of his clothing. He steps forward, twords the large group of incorporial beasts who are talking to the new recruits. "Greetings, my name is Vincent and I would like to inquire how one might become a member of this guild?" Wow. . .I used a LOT of cli. . .generic descriptions. . .
thasis 09-16-05, 06:00 PM	Thasis the Evil looks at the necommer. "Mmm, I am Thasis the Evil. I am the leader of this hear guild. You are welcome here as long as you are sworn to evil"
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 06:02 PM	"Don't worry my demonic aquaintece, I happen to be quite a depraved person."
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 06:03 PM	I noticed a trip going on. I must know, who is the current DM?
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 06:34 PM	One other thing. Sargatanas, don't underestimate Demon Lords. Just because you are undead doesn't make you unbeatable. One other thing: you've had a demon lord in your midst for at least a month now and you have'nt even realized that yet. I guess he was right about you. :P
Sargatanas 09-16-05, 06:40 PM	One other thing. Sargatanas, don't underestimate Demon Lords. Just because you are undead doesn't make you unbeatable. One other thing: you've had a demon lord in your midst for at least a month now and you have'nt even realized that yet. I guess he was right about you. :P Now, who said anything about demon lords? I said wanna be demons. As in, he isn't a real demon. Also... never once did I say I was unbeatable. I don't even know who you are. So you should probably you know... back off. And if you mean our good pal Timmy there is a demon lord, I've got nothing to worry about do I? Since he can't actually play a demon lord in game because of the level rules! Whoa! ;)
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 06:42 PM	Ah, screw it :surrender . Say! Where is Tim's pertrified corpse or dead body? Oh, and you act very cocky regardless. . . however, because I am a gentleman, I shall back off. . .
Demonfey 09-16-05, 07:03 PM	Tim just hasn't shown up in a while. Von Crown's current story dm, and appears from time to time.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 07:05 PM	That's because he had to send his computer in to get it fixed. Also, I'm shocked! Tim usually get's one or more of his servants killed after a few days.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 07:08 PM	So, what is the current max ECL and where should I post my character's statistics?
Demonfey 09-16-05, 07:24 PM	ECL 15, post on the PC Thread, #4. Probably on the first page, and if not, then definitely the second page. PS: I'm the character DM. I've just been having computer issues this for a while.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 07:25 PM	Damn. My ECL is more than twice that. . .I guess I'll just post his stats anyway. . .
Demonfey 09-16-05, 07:26 PM	You could just send an ECL 15 version of him.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 07:27 PM	How? Also, where is this PC Thread#4 thing topic?
Sargatanas 09-16-05, 07:32 PM	I'm not cocky, my character is. There is a difference between the two. Alright, I lied, I am cocky.
thasis 09-16-05, 07:42 PM	Oi, Cocky can be good. Especialy if you role-play it properly. :D
Demonfey 09-16-05, 07:50 PM	How? Also, where is this PC Thread#4 thing topic? Should be first or second page of the board. The how is to figure out what abilities and/or levels your character would have at ECL 15
thasis 09-16-05, 08:10 PM	Mmm... indeed. I wonder if I'll get unaproved if my total items came to a little bit over the allowed... If so I'll justify it somehow...<<...>>...
Demonfey 09-16-05, 08:13 PM	Yes, unless you beat someone in the arena or got more money from PCs. Also, now that my computer is running without restarting like crazy, or losing its OPERATING SYSTEM, I should be able to begin approvals!
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 08:16 PM	Ah, screw it. I'll post my statistics In the morning. It's not like I plan on adventuring yet.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 08:19 PM	"So, what are the benifits of membership within this guild?"
Demonfey 09-16-05, 08:19 PM	Mid boss, the thread is seven threads beneath this one.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 08:20 PM	I know, I was typing It a minute ago when I wen't back a page, then opened a new page, thus, loosing all I had typed. I don't want to type THAT again today. . .
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 08:33 PM	So anyway, what are the benifits of being a member of this guild?
Demonfey 09-16-05, 08:50 PM	Siege kraken. Six or less decimated an entire army of followers in a round or two. Getting to loot the corpses, which is always fun, you don't have to have morals at all, and we are up there with the most active guilds. Ah! another one: you get to be on the winning side, since the good side tends to die out really, really fast. :D
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 11:25 PM	There, finished. I just posted my PC. That took 2 Hours!!!
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 11:39 PM	Sadly, he is far too powerfull for me to use in this forum and all of his servants are out working to spread the influence of Gogmagog throughout the Forgotten Realms. I shall just have to wait and watch. . .for now anyway. . . I'll add his descripsion, past and his servants stats(general) in the morning.
Demonfey 09-16-05, 11:43 PM	WHY did you post a vampire with 30 character levels, for a total ECL of 35? You could have made the vampire into a 10th level vampire monk (vampire: +5 ECL). Or a mixture of levels. Instead, you have a character that is unplayable and that I, ethically, can't allow as (in this form) anything more than a useful NPC that can only advise people on what to do.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 11:45 PM	That's an actual character from a gaming session I'm going through with some of my friends. I just copied that from my character sheet. Relax dude, It's not like I thought I would be able to use him anyway. . . oh, and the total ECL is 44, not 35. The XP that I needed to get to that level was WAY too big a number for that ECL.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 11:49 PM	Plus, that's what i have SERVANTS for. Like my 6th Level Warlock who happens to be a Human Vampire. I'll post his stats along with my three other right hand men's/women's stat's in the morning.
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 11:52 PM	He actually doesn't do much other than plan plots in the actual campaign either, because him fighting anything would result in Xp soo minimal that It would be ridiculous. He already acts like a mentor and nothing more (funding and advising. . .in his campaign anyway).
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 11:55 PM	IGNORE THIS POST!!!
Mid-Boss 09-16-05, 11:57 PM	Damn. My ECL is more than twice that. . .I guess I'll just post his stats anyway. . . Ohh. . .and did you NOT see that?! . . .I post too much. . .
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 12:01 AM	Nevermind. . .
Demonfey 09-17-05, 12:15 AM	Sorry. It's just that you didn't have to post the mentor. The ECL was just a quick glance at all the things I knew for sure, and I am currently lacking a few of my books which are at home... PS: no using mentor NPC for funding. Then everyone wants one.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 12:17 AM	I'm not referring to funding in this forum, just in my campaign. And it's a habbit for me to post him along with his followers. . . ILMATER!!! This thread is reaaaallly eampty today. . . Anyway. . . "Could any of you give me a tour of the facilities?"
jagggar 09-17-05, 12:26 AM	Mmm... indeed. I wonder if I'll get unaproved if my total items came to a little bit over the allowed... If so I'll justify it somehow...<<...>>... Umm, yeah, about that. . . I can't even figure how much you should be paying exactly. *actually opens DMG* Woah, okay. . . Your shield and your sword alone not only put you over the limit but they each break the 100,000 max per item. Shield - 100,000 + MW cost (What type of sheild is it exactly? Large steel or large wood?) Sword - 128.000 + MW cost (By the way, the damage should be 3d6, not 2d8 if I've got my sizes correct.) Assuming the Dromkarian Bone Bracers +7 are bracers of armor with a funky name, then that's another 49,000. So that's 277,000+ before the Skygge Shadow Mail. I'm browsing through the first GoUE to find Droga's stats for Skygge, hoping the armor and bracers are detailed there as well.
Demonfey 09-17-05, 12:26 AM	One of the bugs breaks off of the swarm that is one of the newer manifestations of Crowley. You hear a miniscule voice speaking to you If you would just follow me, I will show you around... We never really map out the place, so basically, it's a generic evil castle until further notice. Except for the soda machine that only has Dr. Pibb.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 12:29 AM	. . .Except for the soda machine that only has Dr. Pibb. :OMG! . . . .please explain. . . Ohhh, and that's evil. . .that's terribly evil. . .
Orcy The Green Wonder 09-17-05, 12:35 AM	Umm, yeah, about that. . . I can't even figure how much you should be paying exactly. *actually opens DMG* Woah, okay. . . Your shield and your sword alone not only put you over the limit but they each break the 100,000 max per item. Shield - 100,000 + MW cost (What type of sheild is it exactly? Large steel or large wood?) Sword - 128.000 + MW cost (By the way, the damage should be 3d6, not 2d8 if I've got my sizes correct.) Assuming the Dromkarian Bone Bracers +7 are bracers of armor with a funky name, then that's another 49,000. So that's 277,000+ before the Skygge Shadow Mail. I'm browsing through the first GoUE to find Droga's stats for Skygge, hoping the armor and bracers are detailed there as well. Orcy's message delivery service. Dromkarian Bone for Jaggar. Dromkarian Bone: Weapons made of dromkarian bone are treated as Unholy for the purposes of bypassing damage reduction, and deals an extra 1d4 vile damage with a successful hit. Armor and shields made of Dromkarian bone grant a 10% miss chance to the wearer, however when they are at least withing 10 ft. of a shadow this miss chance increases to 50%. The miss chance from armor and a shield do not stack. Weapons +2,500; Armor +2,000 Any other item made out of Dromkarian bone changes any bonuses it grants into a profane bonus, increase the price of the item by 650 gp This was something... Dromkrang or something had when he was approved. It was listed in the bottom of his character sheet when Stav approved the character.
Demonfey 09-17-05, 12:41 AM	:OMG! . . . .please explain. . . Ohhh, and that's evil. . .that's terribly evil. . . I_M_TIM's idea. He asked if there were soda machines, and I said yes there were. Then, he had his imp go there, who came back reporting only Dr Pibb.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 12:43 AM	I_M_TIM's idea. He asked if there were soda machines, and I said yes there were. Then, he had his imp go there, who came back reporting only Dr Pibb. Wow. . .even the soda machines are evil in this place. . . :bow: This really is the most evil place in the Uni, er, Multiverse!!!
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 12:44 AM	Who built these vending machines? They must have truely mastered the powers of evil. . .I must meat this person. . . . er, nevermind. I don't want to know anyway. . . But back to serious things, what major events have occured during the last month or two?
Orcy The Green Wonder 09-17-05, 12:50 AM	Who built these vending machines? They must have truely mastered the powers of evil. . .I must meat this person. . . . er, nevermind. I don't want to know anyway. . . But back to serious things, what major events have occured during the last month or two? Just so you are aware... threads over 1000 posts are going to be cut from the board soon... and Orcy predicts this going up there real fast with this rate of posting. ;) :P
Demonfey 09-17-05, 12:50 AM	The IFWG started, people are stockading for it right now, we have a little adventure going right now to not be bored, our ally the Stormhand Federation has changed hands, new members, old members returning, and nothing else, really. Oh, and the vending machine was a gift from Asmodeus.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 12:55 AM	IFWG? What is that?
jagggar 09-17-05, 12:55 AM	*shudders* Life with pop/soda but without the Dew from the Mountains is not worth living. Orcy's message delivery service. Dromkarian Bone for Jaggar. Dromkarian Bone: Weapons made of dromkarian bone are treated as Unholy for the purposes of bypassing damage reduction, and deals an extra 1d4 vile damage with a successful hit. Armor and shields made of Dromkarian bone grant a 10% miss chance to the wearer, however when they are at least withing 10 ft. of a shadow this miss chance increases to 50%. The miss chance from armor and a shield do not stack. Weapons +2,500; Armor +2,000 Any other item made out of Dromkarian bone changes any bonuses it grants into a profane bonus, increase the price of the item by 650 gp This was something... Dromkrang or something had when he was approved. It was listed in the bottom of his character sheet when Stav approved the character.Many thanks O' Green and Wonderous one. Would Skygge Shadow Mail happen to be detailed there as well?
Demonfey 09-17-05, 12:57 AM	IFWG? What is that? Inter foundation war game
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 12:59 AM	Was dat'?
Orcy The Green Wonder 09-17-05, 01:01 AM	*shudders* Life with pop/soda but without the Dew from the Mountains is not worth living. Many thanks O' Green and Wonderous one. Would Skygge Shadow Mail happen to be detailed there as well? Lets see if Orcy has it saved somewhere among all his masses of files... Well, he can't find it but he thinks he can remember the basics... 6 AC, 6 max dex... 2000gp for a skygge/skygge ally.... 4000gp for anybody else, thats all Orcy can recall off the top of his head. He'll have to check with Droga to find out anymore about it. Intersting side note... he did find this in the files: Blood of Dromkar: Injury poison, the damage is a change in alignment by one step for each effect. To resist it requires a fortitude save DC 22. The pure evil that flows through the targets body changes their appearance as well. With each step their skin becomes darker. If the second save is failed, their skin become black to mirror the taint that is now on their soul. They do not want to change back to their origional alignment, they instead like their new alignment. Wishing never to go back. An attonement spell cast immediately after a wish can restore the alignment to the person. This is because they will need to rid the body of the Blood of Dromkar first. (changes: LG => LN => LE, NG => TN => NE, CG => CN => CE) 4,000gp
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:03 AM	No offense ment to you orcy, but. . . :hoppingma I HATE DROGA!!!
Demonfey 09-17-05, 01:04 AM	Was dat'? Basically, a Guild free for all that has us duke it out, ally, and betray each other's guild until that one guild is victorious. There's more about it on the metathread, and its a better place to ask. @Orcy: the insects Von Crown made use that as their poison, after Droga gave me a "sample". Von Crown will probably post the insects on the materials thread, as well as hive nodes.
Orcy The Green Wonder 09-17-05, 01:05 AM	No offense ment to you orcy, but. . . :hoppingma I HATE DROGA!!! Why is that may Orcy ask? Also... Orcy thinks theres a group somewhere dedicated to that.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:07 AM	It's because everyone venerates him for being "sooo evil" when all he did was just go aroung a whack people! ANYONE CAN DO THAT!!! He is a great example of the diference between stupid and evil.
Demonfey 09-17-05, 01:08 AM	The HEF and GoPG?
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:09 AM	Yes.
Demonfey 09-17-05, 01:10 AM	It's because everyone venerates him for being "sooo evil" when all he did was just go aroung a whack people! ANYONE CAN DO THAT!!! He is a great example of the diference between stupid and evil. True, he did whack people, but he did it at just the right times, in just the right places, to truly launch the first IFWG. And technically, evil won that one...
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:11 AM	Yes, but it was all just random stupidity (or at least that's what it seemed to be). Evil should have a greater purpose than just whacking :censored: !!!
Orcy The Green Wonder 09-17-05, 01:14 AM	Believe Orcy, he has heard many of Droga's plans. They are far more than "smacking people around." The problem is that the first wars ended before he could go through with them. Everything he did was setting up for something else. Orcy rather likes Droga's evil characters. When he plays evil, he makes you think one thing while luring you slowly into a trap. He had many plans that, sadly, none of you will ever be able to see. Orcy knows most of the people here would appreciate them. Perhaps instead of screaming about how much you hate a man for being known as evil, you should instead show people how you believe evil should be played. It comes off a lot better than rants ;)
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:15 AM	No, I just think it was random whacking for fun.
Zombomaniac 09-17-05, 01:16 AM	Ok every one we are not only close, but are now flaming. We need to stop this now and move on to the next subject.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:17 AM	Yes, let's get back to the matter at hand. What do you know about the room of the dungeon you are currently in Demonfey?
Demonfey 09-17-05, 01:23 AM	Let's see...we're in a room that has what I'm just going to call a clone in a vat because we have no clue what it is, controls with labels we can't read due to obscure dialects that only one of Von Crown's eldest children can read, said offspring is in the abyss conquering a level of it, and I basically told anyone if they touched anything without knowing what it does, I'd flay them with a dull spoon, simply because it seemed reasonable when in the lab of any wizard that touching equals bad.
Alek_knell 09-17-05, 01:24 AM	She looks to the Insect-swarm and nods slightly. she then begins to unbluckle the gauntlets around her forearms, revealing the pasty-white flesh underneath. having not been out of her armor for any amount long enough to tan. she holds out her arm boldy 'Do as you must to believe me. I accept the test and will not resist, though i find this all to be rather stupid at the least.' she says, her green eyes cold as stone waiting for the test to begin. 'as our partnership stands i have nothing to loose going through this, but i think once my intentions are known i will have much to gain here, and all of you being as myself understand, gaining is everything'
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:27 AM	"No offense to you, but you shure do talk like a paladin." Vincent walks away, laughing as he goes.
Demonfey 09-17-05, 01:29 AM	She looks to the Insect-swarm and nods slightly. she then begins to unbluckle the gauntlets around her forearms, revealing the pasty-white flesh underneath. having not been out of her armor for any amount long enough to tan. she holds out her arm boldy 'Do as you must to believe me. I accept the test and will not resist, though i find this all to be rather stupid at the least.' she says, her green eyes cold as stone waiting for the test to begin. 'as our partnership stands i have nothing to loose going through this, but i think once my intentions are known i will have much to gain here, and all of you being as myself understand, gaining is everything' Very well. One of the insects alights on your arm, clinging to it. Then, the piercing blade that is its stinger springs out of its mouth and injects you with a liquid as black as sin...
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 01:37 AM	Sargatanas taps on the arm of his chair. He grinds his teeth back and forth as he sits. It would seem he has grown bored again. Leaning back he roll his shoulders and stands. Whispering to the minotaur beside him he growls. Sending the minotaur out of the building. "You know... I'm getting real bored here. I hope the federation goes to war soon or I'm going to lose it. I need to kill something soon... real soon... or at least find something else to do. The blasted royal guard needs a good kick in the arse. These wars are not even close to wars as they should be! Wheres the battle? Wheres the killin? Wheres the blood!?"
Demonfey 09-17-05, 01:42 AM	Enjoy some time in the Arena, then. Challenge someone so you have something to do.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:44 AM	Vincent looks at Sargatanas scruitinizingly. "Can't you controll your base emotions?"
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 01:47 AM	Sargatanas turns an eye toward one of the many forms of Demonfey. He laughed and shook his head. Looking out the doors toward the undead hordes outside. "Oh believe me... it isn't just me that is growing impatient. I've already signed up for a battle for the title of gladiator. Of course, that isn't to the death... so it isn't quite as rewarding. But I can do that when the time comes. For now I am simply disappointed in this so called war..."
Demonfey 09-17-05, 01:50 AM	Well, you have to have OPPOSITION to have war, and right now, we are the only active group, so therefore, we must either wait for more people to revitalize the other groups or just degenerate into in house fighting.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:52 AM	Vincent nods. "That's just were we happen to be headed."
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 01:52 AM	Vincent looks at Sargatanas scruitinizingly. "Can't you controll your base emotions?" Sargatanas glances toward the newcomer and laughs. He sighs and shakes his head. Taking a seat again he shrugs. "I can indeed control myself I just choose not to sometimes. As for you, perhaps you should control your mouth. It seems to flap at the most annoying moments, and has a rather annoying sound to it as well. Really you should just sew it shut..."
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:55 AM	Vincent faces Sargatanas again. "I guess it's just that I can't stand to be around scum like you. Nothing I can help," he says, with a shrug.
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 02:02 AM	Vincent faces Sargatanas again. "I guess it's just that I can't stand to be around scum like you. Nothing I can help," he says, with a shrug. Sargatanas laughs loudly. Slapping his knee as he does so. He looks back up at him, his eyes full of amusment. "Then you are in quite the wrong place. We are the scum of the world! The vile and corrupt, disgusting beasts that no others would even wish to speak to! So you see... you are in quite the wrong place if you want the best of company. Now if you'll excuse me, this scum has been around her longer than you, and doesn't quite like disrespectful newcomers."
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:05 AM	"I think i shall take a seat." The vampire lord says as he approaches the lone Imp sitting in a chair. "Hmm. . .this seat shall do fine." He says as he kinks the Imp out of it's seat, shortly afterward seating himself in it. "and Sargatonis, who said anything about me disliking everyone in the group? I only dislike bottom feeding scum like yourself as I find that it ofen gets stuck on my shoe as I squish it (not a threat. . .unless you want it to be)."
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:09 AM	"But enough of this. I shall apologise, as it may end this little . . .quarrel? yes, I guess that word would work."
Demonfey 09-17-05, 02:10 AM	Hey...ah, hells with it. I'm not getting involved again. If you need me, I'll be at the Blue Lizard.
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 02:11 AM	"I think i shall take a seat." The vampire lord says as he approaches the lone Imp sitting in a chair. "Hmm. . .this seat shall do fine." He says as he kinks the Imp out of it's seat, shortly afterward seating himself in it. "and Sargatonis, who said anything about me disliking everyone in the grop? I only dislike bottom feeding scum like yourself as I find that it ofen gets stuck on my shoe as I squish it (not a threat. . .unless you want it to be)." "Bottom feeding you say? Now exactly what makes you think that bloodsucker? You are new here after all, you havent been around... you don't know a thing really. So exactly what rights do you think you have insulting me? I've done far more than you here, so bottomfeeding would not be a very good word now would it?" Sargatanas puts a leg up on his knee and raises a rotting eyebrow.
Zombomaniac 09-17-05, 02:11 AM	Ok just to warn the IC posting may get violent IC and OOC. Just to remind everyone Mid-boss and Sargatanas are speaking IC. OOC they likely feel much different then they are saying. Just keeping the OOC peace. :)
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:12 AM	Ok ;) I apogoized already, not doing it twice.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:15 AM	"Wait! Before you go, er, thing. What is this 'Blue Lizard' you speak of?"
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:19 AM	"Wait, one last thing, Sargatanas. I don't have to respect you or anyone else in this group. Respect is something that must be earned."
Zombomaniac 09-17-05, 02:22 AM	"Wait! Before you go, er, thing. What is this 'Blue Lizard' you speak of?" The Blue Lizard Inn is a OOC joint for everyone to cool their jets and not worry about the Guild House. Everything that happens there is OOC and has no bearing on IC actions. You can speak IC there, but it will be OOC-IC. If that makes any sence. :D
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 02:22 AM	"Wait, one last thing, Sargatanas. I don't have to respect you or anyone else in this group. Respect is something that must be earned." "Why yes it is, and you aren't earning much at all yourself. Insulting already established members of this guild. Strutting around as if you were superior... no... no respect at all."
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:24 AM	"The same, er, sort of can be said for you, Sargatanas. So far you have earned very little respect from me with any of your actions, but that's because I just plain don't like you."
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 02:28 AM	"The same, er, sort of can be said for you, Sargatanas. So far you have earned very little respect from me with any of your actions, but that's because I just plain don't like you." Sargatanas raises a rotting eyebrow once more. He chuckles to himself lightly and leans back in his chair. "Then I suppose it is a very good thing that I do not care."
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:28 AM	Wait, Sargatanas, Is this what you (PERSON) think of me (PERSON), or is it just what your character thinks of mine? I'm becoming confused. . .
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:30 AM	Sargatanas raises a rotting eyebrow once more. He chuckles to himself lightly and leans back in his chair. "Then I suppose it is a very good thing that I do not care." "If you did not care, then why don't you just ignore me?"
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 02:31 AM	Wait, Sargatanas, Is this what you (PERSON) think of me (PERSON), or is it just what your character thinks of mine? I'm becoming confused. . . If its in color, its in character. If its typed like this, its out of character. So thats what my character thinks. The colors are for roleplaying, to help differentiate between in and out of character (so these exact types of situations don't arise).
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:32 AM	I understood that, It just seemed a bit heated.
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 02:33 AM	I understood that, It just seemed a bit heated. Never said my character was cool and collected. Besides, I'm good ;)
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:34 AM	"I'm not gonna keep insulting you, as infighting is pointless, but I'm NOT going to apologize again."
Sargatanas 09-17-05, 02:35 AM	Sargatanas shrugs, waving a hand dismissively he ignores the vampire. Standing, he heads out the doors to check on his soldiers. Walking up and down the undead ranks.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:36 AM	Vincent grins. "Thats' better. . ."
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:43 AM	"Now that he's gone, Umm. . .terrible beast. . .whose name is unknown to me, I believe that one of you is known as Crowly; are you still here? Do you know of an area where I could summon my servants to this land, perhaps a portal of some sort?"
Demonfey 09-17-05, 02:48 AM	Head towards the vending machine, hit one of the Dr Pibb buttons, a door will open, and beneath that is the summoning area.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:53 AM	:twitch: ". . . . Two things. . .what is your name and . . .are you sane?"
Demonfey 09-17-05, 03:09 AM	In that order: Crowley and betting on not sane. Seriously, though, where would you hide the summoning portal? You still have to spend a gold piece on a Dr Pibb just to get there, so what makes you think an enemy would be willing to do the same thing?
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 03:21 AM	Vincent Gasps. "I have to suffer under the cursed soda of Dr. Pibb?!"
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 08:48 AM	My character sheet has been updated and so, after reviewing who is open for work in this world and who must remin in the Forgoptten Realms, I have decided that, for the sake of expediancy, Clig shall be my current PC for now.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 09:07 AM	Vincent walks up to the the large table, moving a chair out of his way as he advances so that he might stand adjacent to the table. He stops directly in front of it. He Makes several odd motions with his hads, mumbeling as he does so. White light suddenly bursts from the table top. As the light passes and the room becomes dark once again, a large, toadlike creature foms on the tabletop. The repugnent thing jumps off the table, landing a good 15 feet away from the table (or into a wall). It lands on it's feat, stands semi-erect and greets those present in the room, except the Imp, with a repugnent croak that echos throughout the hallways, forming a hellish choir of sound as it resonates throughout the building. "Hello, I am known as Grgreedmlexxug'naputuat'clig, but you may call me Clig if you perfer." Now that a better view of the creature has been attained it is obvious of the species which it belongs to, that being the slaad family, but, even for a slaad, it is very repulsive. It's body is covered in purpleish-Black warts that to occasionally ooze puss from small wholes that form on the warts. It's skin is very rough and appears to be a mudish-blackish color, but, due to the skin's chamelion-like tendancy to change color, it cannot be determined what the origional color you saw was. "Can I have a chair?" :bigeyes:
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 01:25 PM	Hey, Demonfey. I got another question. Should I post the statsistics of Clig? My reson for asking is becuase he's just a common Death slaad with the same stats as those presented in the monster manual.
Von Crown 09-17-05, 01:37 PM	Probably, since you get to have items too... Anyways... IN THE LAB A portal opens in the middle of the chamber. Out steps what would seem to be a hulking Draegloth (sp?), save that much of it's back and arms are covered in a hard chitin. It reaches into a small pouch at it's waist and pulls out a small tome. Flipping from page to page it eventually lifts it's head towards you. "This place is people having who translation need?"
thasis 09-17-05, 01:50 PM	I'm not on for long so I have to make this quick. I finished up mein character. Changed some stuff, made him more balanced. Should be ready for battle.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:32 PM	On second thought, the ECL of a Death Slaad is a small bit over 15. I guess I'll just have to use one of my vampires. "Ohh, well. Goodbye everyone," said the Death Slaad as it traveled back to it's place of rest, via Pibb Portal.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 02:47 PM	But, of course, I'm not typing any statistics now. Me hands be too tired. . . :ayyyy!:
Alek_knell 09-17-05, 04:36 PM	She looks at the insect as it injects its poison into her blood, curious to see what will happen. holding her gauntlet in her right hand. flexing her left arm savoring for a time the pain of the sinister poison coursing through her body she gives Vincent a deathly look, pondering doing something awful to him. but uses her reasoning against it, for now. where do i go to put up my stats, just curious, OOC.
Demonfey 09-17-05, 05:47 PM	PC thread 4. It's on the first page of this. Just remember: ECL 15 max. You pass the test. Congratulations.
Von Crown 09-17-05, 09:10 PM	The Draegloth tilts it's head inquisitively. "You are translating, to need? I signal did recieve. I to help have come."
Demonfey 09-17-05, 09:26 PM	The Draegloth tilts it's head inquisitively. "You are translating, to need? I signal did recieve. I to help have come." Sorry, controlling multiple bodies. Anyway, could you translate that? Points to the instructions (demon form) *Other forms head to the Blue Lizard*
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 09:32 PM	It' appear's that no-one is using this, so I shall put it away now." The Vampire lifts the annoying Imp by it's tail ,throwing it away into some dimenshional portal. "Crowley, where would i find the mask?"
Demonfey 09-17-05, 09:38 PM	It' appear's that none is useing this, so I sall put it away now." The Vamopire lifts the annoying Imp by it's tail ,throwing it away into some dimenshional portal. "Crowley, where would i find the mask?" What mask? Also, the only Crowley currently here (meaning active) is off plane. I just sent the rest to the Blue Lizard, a place that was one of my favorites.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 09:39 PM	Oh, nevermind then. . . and the mask is the title for the 3rd Body-Double of Gogmagog (the tiefling).
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 09:40 PM	Ignore this post.
Demonfey 09-17-05, 09:45 PM	He'd be through the portal.
Mid-Boss 09-17-05, 09:51 PM	"Ah. . ." The Vampire Lord walks into the portal. Several minutes pass before he returns, carrying the Tiefling under one arm. The quasi-fiend is subsequently shoved into the very same portal, thus, returning him to his master's plane. Vincent begins to dust off his hands a bit. . . "There, finished."
thasis 09-17-05, 10:11 PM	Oi, I've missed three pages of posts. I'll have to go over them when I'm finished at mein friends. Anything inportant that might effect me or the exploration for Von Crown happen?
Demonfey 09-17-05, 10:35 PM	We got a translator and our crewman (Think red shirts in Star Trek) Tim's character was just taken away so that there wouldn't be complications. Oh, and the SKYGGE HAVE BEEN APPROVED!
thasis 09-18-05, 12:45 AM	Mmm, that is good. Now I jus need to go around fixing the rest of my character. Unfournetly I'm working within the 3.0 rules. So alot of my stuff is confused.
Demonfey 09-18-05, 01:10 AM	That actually explains quite a bit. Oh, by the way, weapons are no longer small-large, its light, one handed, and two handed.
thasis 09-18-05, 01:29 AM	Mmm, but what if you wanted a larger size weapon?
Demonfey 09-18-05, 01:39 AM	That part was right, I just wanted to mention it. I'm pretty sure you got the damage right, although I don't have my books entirely with me so its hard to check...
jagggar 09-18-05, 09:18 AM	Mmm, but what if you wanted a larger size weapon? If you mean the oversized weapon (Cloud Effect) then you take a -2 to attacks for every step the weapon is too big for you. If you mean a bigger weapon for a bigger creature, then it just uses a weapon of its own size category of whatever 'handing'. I think the easy way to figure this out is just to state it in the 3.0 and translate it to the 3.5 termonology. 3.0: Thasis the Evil, being a Large character, wields a Huge Greatsword in two hands (no penalties). Is that what you mean? When I don't have my books I tend to either use The Hypertext d20 SRD (http://www.d20srd.org/) or scare myself because I have the material memorized. I think as long as we know what we're talking about in 3.0 and what we're talking about in 3.5 we should be okay.
Von Crown 09-18-05, 12:32 PM	"Mmmm. You what cylinder released want?"
Demonfey 09-18-05, 12:35 PM	That's cylinder release? Then let's look for a label to find out what's inside the cylinder, shall we?
thasis 09-18-05, 01:52 PM	If you mean the oversized weapon (Cloud Effect) then you take a -2 to attacks for every step the weapon is too big for you. If you mean a bigger weapon for a bigger creature, then it just uses a weapon of its own size category of whatever 'handing'. I think the easy way to figure this out is just to state it in the 3.0 and translate it to the 3.5 termonology. 3.0: Thasis the Evil, being a Large character, wields a Huge Greatsword in two hands (no penalties). Is that what you mean? When I don't have my books I tend to either use The Hypertext d20 SRD (http://www.d20srd.org/) or scare myself because I have the material memorized. I think as long as we know what we're talking about in 3.0 and what we're talking about in 3.5 we should be okay. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Oi, I seriously need to update to 3.5...
I_M_TIM 09-18-05, 02:29 PM	Hey everybody. Just came back to say that I'm definitly not going to be posting in a while, cause' the only computer Ive' got to post on is my moms' crappy Windows 95, which has the less RAM than a half of a calculator. See ya!
Mid-Boss 09-18-05, 02:37 PM	While were at this "not posting thing," I think i'll add my two cents to it as well. I usually won't be posting during the week, as that is when i do allmost all of my D&D gaming with a group of my friends, on the weekends, I play videogames and post on less dice-related D&D boards like this one.
Mid-Boss 09-18-05, 02:39 PM	Oh, and if your still here, Hi Tim!
jagggar 09-18-05, 03:07 PM	This is exactly what I'm talking about. Oi, I seriously need to update to 3.5... Well, if you've got time and not money just spend some time looking at an online SRD. Before I could buy 3.5 PHB I printed out the classes and races so I'd be less confused. Okay, according to 3.5 rules you're wielding a large greatsword which is a two-handed weapon. The change in the rules about weapon sizes has two effects in my opinion. 1. You don't have to wonder what size greatsword a Colossal creature wields. (+) 2. Sizism becomes more obvious if you do not use the Weapon Equivalencies variant presented in the DMG. (-)
Von Crown 09-18-05, 07:29 PM	"No labels on it, can find."
Demonfey 09-18-05, 07:32 PM	Alright, who here thinks we should push the buttons?
Mid-Boss 09-18-05, 09:03 PM	You can hear words form in your head. "I suggest that you not push the buttons, as I belive traveling any further will not get you any closer to the person whom you are currently looking for, but that's just my intuition." This was directed at Crowly. Also, this message was not your basic form of telepathy.
Mid-Boss 09-18-05, 09:26 PM	Oh, and if Thasis the Evil is there, then he heard my suggestion as well.
thasis 09-18-05, 09:45 PM	Thasis the Evil looks around, disoriented. "Mmmm, I'm sorry for the absensence of response from me. My mind was elsewhere... literly. That's a story for another time though. What is going on now?"
Demonfey 09-18-05, 09:47 PM	You can hear words form in your head. "I suggest that you not push the buttons, as I belive traveling any further will not get you any closer to the person whom you are currently looking for, but that's just my intuition." This was directed at Crowly. Also, this message was not your basic form of telepathy. Alright, let's not press the buttons... I then tap into the clone moderator again and try to see how much I can glean from its mind, basically using it like using a computer and the internet. Hopefully, Mapquest, or Google. :D
Demonfey 09-18-05, 09:49 PM	Thasis the Evil looks around, disoriented. "Mmmm, I'm sorry for the absensence of response from me. My mind was elsewhere... literly. That's a story for another time though. What is going on now?" The two of us just got a message that didn't act like my normal telepathy. I am now using the Moderator clone to try and find out more about all of this, or get directions to things that may further our goal of finding Mordred
Von Crown 09-18-05, 10:16 PM	They are near the project... They mustn't take it... Then it will be alone again...
Demonfey 09-19-05, 12:40 AM	Mental search for all of these to the best of the moderator's ability: Project status Purpose Anything nasty heading towards us Complete map of building and location of all creatures
Alek_knell 09-19-05, 01:19 PM	She rubs the now sore, stung area with her other arm and looks around the room, looking for ambush sites and other nooks that could be used against her just as well as the enemy. After a time she tires of this and goes back to sitting by the hearth, waiting for the hunchback to come back to take her to her quarters.
thasis 09-19-05, 04:08 PM	The small hunchbacked man quickly comes running in. "Sorry about that Ma'me. I'm not great with horses. Follow me". He then runs a few paces toward a hall, beckons and then runs some more.
Alek_knell 09-19-05, 07:06 PM	she follows the hunchback, she walks at a brisk and ground eating pace, but still takes time to view the tapestries depecting scenes of destruction, chaos and blood.
Von Crown 09-19-05, 08:40 PM	Project status: Complete Purpose: *Corrupt Data* Anything nasty heading towards us: Something enters central room from outside Complete map of building and location of all creatures: All members accounted for, two dreadwards and the Operator in where you know they are, and a lot of little dots in the northern room. There are two additional rooms beyond the northern room, in a line, about twenty feet on a side each. There is something in the last room.
Demonfey 09-19-05, 10:08 PM	Forgot to mention that it was private That's not good...something just came in the building. Central room. I'll send scouts. With that, two insects fly out and begin searching the entire room We should head north.because there are smaller creatures and something that isn't quite being pinpointed as a creature. Crowley makes a giant illusory map, with the creatures shown with red and blue dots, us red (why not?) and them blue.
Sargatanas 09-19-05, 10:17 PM	The Vampiress sits up from Thasis' head and sighs. She pokes at his head a couple times then looks over toward the buttons and the switch. A grin spreads across her face as she stares at it. "Ooooh... buttons..."
Demonfey 09-20-05, 12:56 AM	From what I gleaned from our good clone, those buttons may cause lethal force from the Dreadwards. I'm not sure I could take even one with all my planned forms working in unison. And that would be probably ten more bodies besides this working together with their own powers. If you want something to do, there is someone dressed up as a priestess in the central room. Go scare the hell out of her. Trust me, some of the expressions you can get from appearing behind holy people are absolutely priceless.
Mid-Boss 09-20-05, 08:36 AM	Vincent looks straight down, shaking his head as he does so. He puts his face in one of his hands, pulling out a chair to sit in. He seats himself, putting both elbows on the table, setting his head in his hands. He burst ourt in laughter, his head bobing in his hands. He lifts a hand and bangs it on the table. He is unable to stop laughing. Laughing hysterically, he trows his head back and wraps abn arm around his chest, pointing his other hand striaght forward, but his sudden movement throws off the balence between him and his chair, which causes the chair, as well as Vincent, to fall on it's back. Vincent's face can be seen clearly now, and tears roll down his cheaks as he continues his hysterical laughter. He wraps both his arms around his chest and kicks his legs like a little child being tickled. Suddenly, blood shoots from his nose, forming a crimson line from the top of his moustache to the bottom of his beard. He finnally beginds to calm down about two minutes later, trying to speak as he gasps for breath. "You. . .ya. . .I . . .I love you guys. . ." He says bertween breaths. Telepathy+Gullibilty= :rofl: Suddenly, his face snaps back to it's usual, emotionless state. He stands up, pick's up his chair and sits back down, sending another message to the group he just fooled. "Seriously, guys, I was joking. I just did that to **** off Von Crown, but I decided against it as I may need his help in the future," He pauses for a moment, then continues on,"but you shouldn't believe whatever you hear just because it's telepathic. Anyone can lie, you've gott'a be more intuitive. I mean, did you even bother to ask the Drageloth what might be in the pod? Where's the harm in asking a simple question, huh?"
Mid-Boss 09-20-05, 08:43 AM	"Oh, and because I LOOOVEE to lecture, I shall lecture the ex-paladin! You seem to have the 'absolute loyalty to evil' ideal and, while you have a right to your style of evil, I must say that loyal evil never become's anything more than a pawn. Only self-serving evil can truly become great, why, just look at Sargatanas. As much as I dislike that empty husk, I must say that he is quite self-serving, thus, making him more likly to get ahead in lif, er, death. It doesn't really bother me, though, because if you wan't to be the evil servant then I will gladly manipulate you. . .why? Because I'm EVIL!!!!" :evillaugh
Demonfey 09-20-05, 09:00 AM	Vincent looks straight down, shaking his head as he does so. He puts his face in one of his hands, pulling out a chair to sit in. He seats himself, putting both elbows on the table, setting his head in his hands. He burst ourt in laughter, his head bobing in his hands. He lifts a hand and bangs it on the table. He is unable to stop laughing. Laughing hysterically, he trows his head back and wraps abn arm around his chest, pointing his other hand striaght forward, but his sudden movement throws off the balence between him and his chair, which causes the chair, as well as Vincent, to fall on it's back. Vincent's face can be seen clearly now, and tears roll down his cheaks as he continues his hysterical laughter. He wraps both his arms around his chest and kicks his legs like a little child being tickled. Suddenly, blood shoots from his nose, forming a crimson line from the top of his moustache to the bottom of his beard. He finnally beginds to calm down about two minutes later, trying to speak as he gasps for breath. "You. . .ya. . .I . . .I love you guys. . ." He says bertween breaths. Telepathy+Gullibilty= :rofl: Suddenly, his face snaps back to it's usual, emotionless state. He stands up, pick's up his chair and sits back down, sending another message to the group he just fooled. "Seriously, guys, I was joking. I just did that to **** off Von Crown, but I decided against it as I may need his help in the future," He pauses for a moment, then continues on,"but you shouldn't believe whatever you hear just because it's telepathic. Anyone can lie, you've gott'a be more intuitive. I mean, did you even bother to ask the Drageloth what might be in the pod? Where's the harm in asking a simple question, huh?" Well, considering that the only ones that would probably know are Mordred, the Moderator, and the Dreadwards, I don't think that I really want to know that badly. Also, I'm going to make you drink so much Dr Pibb for that...
thasis 09-20-05, 09:59 AM	Thasis the Evil looks at Crowley. "So what do you propose we do? We can't just sit here and do nothing, especialy if we have creatures... and a not-so creature, comming"
Mid-Boss 09-20-05, 10:37 AM	Vincent whipes the blood from his chin, then shrugs. "I'm not afraid of Dr. Pibb. I have tasted Tab, my friends, and nothing in Infinite Layers of the Abyss could be as horrible as that stagnent backwash they call a "soft drink!". . .Anyway, you don't really have any other choice than to press the button. You either press the button or endure a long, boring silence." This message was sent via Telepathy. Telepthy, It's the AIM of the Midevil era!
Mid-Boss 09-20-05, 10:45 AM	In case any of you are wondering what Tab is; Tab is a SUGERLESS SODA DRINK! It's the only damn soda drink my mom will buy!!! :banghead:
Demonfey 09-20-05, 12:31 PM	Thasis the Evil looks at Crowley. "So what do you propose we do? We can't just sit here and do nothing, especialy if we have creatures... and a not-so creature, comming" Actually, we just have the not-so creature coming. That's the thing dressed up like a princess. Someone go find out what that's about, and if you hear me begin cursing and running towards you, take the hint and run. Actually...I just got an interesting idea. I am going to try making contact with the thing in the tube.
Demonfey 09-20-05, 03:28 PM	Stepping back, Crowley looks at the others. Apparently, this thing has telepathic power. I felt like I was being read while trying to read its mind. Then, IT broke the contact.
Von Crown 09-20-05, 03:30 PM	The form within the tube begins slowly stirring. It shifts slightly, unfolding into a small humanoid shape. Through the murk you can make out a faint glow, two points of light on what you presume would be it's head. They widen slightly, and you feel a massive wave of mental energy that seems to send the room spinning through an empty space. A hand the size of a small child's presses itself against the inside of the glass...
Demonfey 09-20-05, 03:43 PM	The form within the tube begins slowly stirring. It shifts slightly, unfolding into a small humanoid shape. Through the murk you can make out a faint glow, two points of light on what you presume would be it's head. They widen slightly, and you feel a massive wave of mental energy that seems to send the room spinning through an empty space. A hand the size of a small child's presses itself against the inside of the glass... Oh ye gods don't let that be what I fear it is, I have fought too many abominations in my life, that being one... I try to make a telepathic connection again, this time to talk with it and see if we can make a deal. Just post the reaction. Someone bring the priestess in here, please...
Von Crown 09-20-05, 04:28 PM	Again you feel a strong presence, but cannot seem to make any kind of intelligible contact. You sense something slightly diferent this time, however, something familiar...
Demonfey 09-20-05, 05:02 PM	That's it. I'm pushing the button. Once again removing everyone from the room, Crowley uses the Draegoloth's knowledge of the language and pushes the button marked "release". Yes, I am using the draegoloth like a web translator.
Von Crown 09-20-05, 06:06 PM	The murky fluid drains from the cylinder through a fine mesh grate in the bottom. As it drains, the glass cylinder lowers into a groove in the floor beneath it and the shape that had been suspended in it is revealed as a young girl. She has silvery hair that looks like it's never been cut (and probably hasn't considering the circumstances), and her eyes dimly glow a light red, though this quickly fades and is replaced with a moderate shade of purple. She looks inquisitively at her surroundings, then sits down on the base of where the cylinder was, apparently lost in thought.
Demonfey 09-20-05, 06:19 PM	Now, what manner of being are you? You cannot be a mere mortal, for that which I sensed could not come from something without any power.
Von Crown 09-20-05, 06:30 PM	She tilts her head on one side and looks at Crowley. "What manner being are you?" She parrots inquisitivly
Mid-Boss 09-20-05, 06:45 PM	Vincent stands from his chair and begins heading for the door. "I have buisness elsewere," he both says and communicates through telepathy, before leaving. I' should be back by friday, if not, then I don't exist anymore.
Demonfey 09-20-05, 06:50 PM	She tilts her head on one side and looks at Crowley. "What manner being are you?" She parrots inquisitivly One that can only be classified as unbelievably confusing. *Croutches down to nearer her height, although his lower shoulders are still about four feet of the ground* And you? I know you to be not what you seem...
Von Crown 09-20-05, 06:55 PM	"Not what you seem?" She repeats.
Demonfey 09-20-05, 07:04 PM	Telepatically: Yes. Not what you seem. Out loud: Do you understand, in part, what I mean now? You seem to be a young child, normal in many respects, but then again there is the fact that you can shut off your mind from others, and of course, I saw your eyes flash red...there is no reason to hide it. You are among those who have secrets, and I do believe you have a few of mine with you. Tell you what, if you come forward with what you are, I'll try and explain what I am, even though these days I'm not completely sure myself...wait. You are still learning to talk, aren't you?
Von Crown 09-20-05, 07:07 PM	"Learning to talk?"
Demonfey 09-20-05, 07:10 PM	Telepathically: Can you communicate this way?
thasis 09-20-05, 07:16 PM	Thasis the Evil stares into the room and listens to the conversation. "Intressting. I wonder what this girl is. She is definitly not a human. Mmmm". Thasis then starts to pace and ponder.
Von Crown 09-20-05, 07:18 PM	Telepathically- (Or more, Telempathically) You get a feeling of strong curiosity, somewhat mixed with a dim affection
Demonfey 09-20-05, 09:41 PM	*Sends an image of her, and then an image of the tube, with a question mark.* Where words fail, pictures may work...
Von Crown 09-20-05, 10:12 PM	She stares blankly at the ceiling for a while. After a few minutes, she tilts her head the other way. "Huh? I don't get it...
Demonfey 09-20-05, 10:15 PM	Ah, so you understand what I say. What I asked was why you were in the tube here.
Von Crown 09-20-05, 10:19 PM	"Uhh... I don't know. Is there something strange about being in the tube?"
Demonfey 09-20-05, 10:26 PM	Here, no. I was just curious. So, what's your name? Anyone curious on what I have planned, PM me.
Von Crown 09-20-05, 10:30 PM	"Uhh... name..."
Demonfey 09-20-05, 10:41 PM	To be honest, I don't have one. I just make mine up.
Von Crown 09-20-05, 11:20 PM	The Drageoloth looks carefully at the base of the tube. He informs you mentally that a small inscription there reads 'Kybele'
Demonfey 09-20-05, 11:37 PM	The Drageoloth looks carefully at the base of the tube. He informs you mentally that a small inscription there reads 'Kybele' @little kid: Ah. Your name is Kybele. @drageoloth: (whispering)What does that mean?
Von Crown 09-20-05, 11:46 PM	"*Ahem* Kybele (also known as Cybele or Magna Mater) was revered as a goddess of mountains and nature. I *ahem* believe it was an attempt at ironic namingon Mordred's part, as it would seem to be an artificially created being." more (http://www.pantheon.org/articles/c/cybele.html)
Demonfey 09-20-05, 11:49 PM	*Ahem* Kybele (also known as Cybele or Magna Mater) was revered as a goddess of mountains and nature. I *ahem* believe it was an attempt at ironic namingon Mordred's part, as it would seem to be an artificially created being. Many thanks @Kybele: Care to find out more about this place?
Von Crown 09-20-05, 11:50 PM	"Umm... Why not?"
Von Crown 09-20-05, 11:51 PM	And... The GOUE has reached post 666!!! (Again...)
Demonfey 09-20-05, 11:52 PM	Just thought I'd ask first. Now, let's go find out who that person is in the central room. PS: Congrats on post 666!
thasis 09-21-05, 12:17 AM	Thasis walks into the room where this girl is. "Hello there" he says to her in the most non-threateningly way.
Demonfey 09-21-05, 12:22 AM	Thasis, has anyone gotten around to meeting the priestess in the central room? Also, Von Crown, checking on the moderator and seeing if anything else has moved in the building, updating the map.
thasis 09-21-05, 12:27 AM	Thasis looks up at Crowley. "No, nobody has met up with this Princess being. Should I send a minion?"
Demonfey 09-21-05, 12:32 AM	Sorry, I meant priestess when I was talking about her. I'm still somewhat confused when using multi-faceted eyes. It would probably be best to meet her yourself, since she is in the next room, after all.
thasis 09-21-05, 09:34 AM	"Mmm. Sorry, I misheard. I thought you sead princess. I was getting a little confused there. My mistake though" I've been tired as ever. Sorry for all the reading mistakes lately. ****ing sleeping problems :mad:
Demonfey 09-21-05, 05:42 PM	Well, that and before I was getting hat I meant wrong.
Demonfey 09-22-05, 07:06 PM	Thasis, Sargatanas, I present you both with your approval smilies! :devil: :devil: Sssargoth just cleared the last item issues.
thasis 09-23-05, 12:30 AM	*dances* Very x00tish. I shall celebrate with a glass of ale and a good D&D session :D
redhase 09-23-05, 04:51 PM	Karel appears with a man with blackish and reddish skin and has dragon eyes and walks over to demonfey and leaves two messages infrount of him, she walks away and changes into a sucabus, ajust her gear. the man leaves when Karel does and a smell of sulfur is left after they leave. :devil:
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 05:11 PM	(Back in in the Guildhall. . .)A loud clankinking sound is heard from the large, metallic double-doors in the front. The doors swing open and Vincent, who had fallen into them, falls face-first onto the floor. After a few akward seconds, he pushes himself up into a sitting position. He lifts a hand to wipe the dirt from his face. "This sucks. . .," he says with an annoyed tone. He is badly wounded, most of the cuts are fresh for the blood he is soked in is still a bright red. His clothing is ruined, sad because he payed a lot for them :waits: . . .Two paricularly nasty gahses, one right above his left knee and the other is on the left side of his hip, obviously hamper any kind of walking that he might attempt. Regardless of this, he attempts to get up anyway, proping himself up against a wall, but he falls down again shortly afterward. He curses loudly as he lies on his stomach again. "Agh. . .well. . .at least MOST of it went according to plan. . .," he says with a sigh. He pushes himself up into sitting position again and dusts off his face. "(Telepathy to Thasis) Hey, Thasis. . .you founded the GoUE, right?"
Demonfey 09-23-05, 05:32 PM	Karel appears with a man with blackish and reddish skin and has dragon eyes and walks over to demonfey and leaves two messages infrount of him, she walks away and changes into a sucabus, ajust her gear. the man leaves when Karel does and a smell of sulfur is left after they leave. :devil: Crowley opens the notes...
Sargatanas 09-23-05, 05:33 PM	Alanya hops out of the portal back into the guild halls. She walks toward the exit and pauses, looking at Vincent. She grins, points, and laughs at him before continuing out the doors. Outside the door, it seems rather barren, the undead armies have disappeared. She skips along toward the distant figure of Sargatanas on the horizon. Disappearing with him in a flash of blood red light.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 05:37 PM	. . . His clothing is ruined, sad because he payed a lot for them :waits: . . . Seriously dude. I'm gonna get you for that Tim. . .well I sort'a already did, BUT STILL!!!
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 05:39 PM	THIS POST WAS EDITED!. . .I decided to leave Abe out of this. . .
thasis 09-23-05, 07:40 PM	Thasis respondes telapthically "Yes, I am the founder of the GoUE. Why?"
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 08:14 PM	"(Telepathy to Thasis) Then you would know the structure of this Castle in and out, correct?"
Demonfey 09-23-05, 08:15 PM	Alanya hops out of the portal back into the guild halls. She walks toward the exit and pauses, looking at Vincent. She grins, points, and laughs at him before continuing out the doors. Outside the door, it seems rather barren, the undead armies have disappeared. She skips along toward the distant figure of Sargatanas on the horizon. Disappearing with him in a flash of blood red light. I guess its war time. Eh.
Von Crown 09-23-05, 08:17 PM	Hah. This castle in a paradigm of non-euclidian geometry that you puny mind could never hope to comprehend. Seriously, you can't map it. It's physically impossible. There are even some corridors that curve outside the walls as seen from outside. It's creepy like that.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 08:19 PM	Von Crown, I'm not asking Thasis if he knows the exact structure of the building, I'm just asking if he would know what types of rooms would be in this building.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 08:22 PM	Vincent grumbles, then he rolls over so he is lying on his back. "Why does this have to happen to me :nonono: ?"
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 08:38 PM	"I'm surprised that nobody has stepped on me yet. . .well, at least there's one self-esteem check on my list."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 08:52 PM	"I'm surprised that nobody has stepped on me yet. . ." Would it make you feel better if I did?
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 08:55 PM	". . . . " Vincent lifts one arm, his hand in a tight fist. Then he raises one finger (you know which one).
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:03 PM	*Lets claws out and steps on Vincent's face.* Lesson one: never do that to someone contemplating stepping on you.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:03 PM	:surrender
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:08 PM	Vincent lifts his other hand. Now, with both hands, he is giving Wolfy the finger. "My response. . ."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:14 PM	Lesson two: never do that to someone that can light you on fire by touching you. Moves paw to Vincent's eyes and stops concentrating on not burning what he's touching.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:23 PM	"OOOOhhhh!!! Fire!!! . . .I'm not afraid of fire. Please. . .just go away, as I am not in the best of moods. . ."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:24 PM	"OOOOhhhh!!! Fire!!! . . .I'm not afraid of fire. Please. . .just go away, as I am not in the best of moods. . ." Huh. Normally, vampires despise fire, especially because it is one of the few things that hurts them. Anyway, all you have to do to get me to go away is just LOWER THE FINGERS.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:27 PM	"Vampire? Me? You are confused. Also. . .If you would just take your paw off my face there would be world peace."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:28 PM	Wrong guy for world peace. I'm a worshipper of Garyx, dragon god of fire and destruction. Once again, lower the fingers, Vincent.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:30 PM	"World peace is great for evil, that's when mass destruction is least expected. . .(whistles). . ."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:32 PM	Try steak. That'll work. Come on, bribe me!
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:32 PM	"Bite me."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:36 PM	*Steps off Vincent's face and looks him in the eyes I'll give you a chance to think about what you just said, and to who, and to reconsider the wording.
Von Crown 09-23-05, 09:36 PM	A swirling mist enters the room, forming into a large mouth. It bites Vincent. Grr... cut in on my joke...
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:37 PM	"Ooooppps...umm. . .why do you still stand upon I?"
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:38 PM	A large, magical hand floats in the air, it is semi-solid. It forms a giant middle finger. "What was that VC?"
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:38 PM	To make sure you didn't get away in case you decided to say it again. *steps off Vincent.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:40 PM	Vincent rubs his face. "Why am I the but of all of today's jokes?"
Von Crown 09-23-05, 09:42 PM	Because you're almost completely helpless.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:43 PM	"I'm surprised you didn't sit on me. Thank you."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:44 PM	Vincent rubs his face. "Why am I the but of all of today's jokes?" Because you entered the GoUE like this, where taunting is practically a requirement.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:46 PM	Because you entered the GoUE like this, where taunting is practically a requirement. "Hey, it was either this place or the 789th layer of the Abyss which is currently trying to DESTROY ME (YES, THE PLANE WANTS TO KILL ME)!!!"
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:47 PM	There's a reason I don't go to the Abyss anymore...
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:48 PM	"Yes, well I do LIVE there. . .from time to time. . ."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:50 PM	" I miss. . . . having. . . .a working leg. . ."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:51 PM	So did I, for about 50 years.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:52 PM	"You had an. . . . . un. . . .functioning leg for 50 years?!"
Von Crown 09-23-05, 09:54 PM	In from the Dauthaar portal comes a famine spirit and a Ghoul, the fist wearing the dress of a noble in perfect condition, the other in a suit. The famine spirit looks as if it is contemplating sitting down somewhere...
Demonfey 09-23-05, 09:54 PM	Sorry, still concentrating on the "living in the abyss" thing. Although I did miss having both original arms for a long time...
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:55 PM	"Oh crap. . . ."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 09:56 PM	A second giant, incorporial floating, hand appears. It too gives VC the finger.
Von Crown 09-23-05, 09:58 PM	The ghoul steps towards Vincent reaching behind it and pulling out... A BRIEFCASE! Setting it on a table and opening it, he removes several papers. "Hello, I'm your government appointed representative for your trial. Clyde Beringston, at your service."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:00 PM	"You. . . .you. . . you evil, evil thing. . . .I loath you. . ."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 10:00 PM	In from the Dauthaar portal comes a famine spirit and a Ghoul, the fist wearing the dress of a noble in perfect condition, the other in a suit. The famine spirit looks as if it is contemplating sitting down somewhere... @Midboss:Limp, man, limp!
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:01 PM	"I CAN'T :censored: LIMP!!!! I HAD TO CRAWL HERE!!!"
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:02 PM	"Well, at least there aren't many people here to remember this. . . ."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 10:03 PM	THEN CRAWL! There's a recording spell in the ceiling for moments just like this, you know.
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:04 PM	"Well, since you did not declare your court representative by the deadline, one has been appointed for you.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:05 PM	Vincent crawls speediy twoards the door, a panicked look on his face. "Must. . .escape. . . .giant . . . .ass. . ."
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:08 PM	*Ahem* "I am here to finance your case. If you win, it could set an important precedant."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:10 PM	Vincent bumps into the door. He attempts to get up, but alas, his leg is in no condition for such a feat of dexterity. . .and he falls down on his face again. "Waaaaaah. . . ."
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:12 PM	"Would you rather fund your own defense, then? Your winning this case is important to future plans of mine."
Demonfey 09-23-05, 10:13 PM	What are you talking about, anyway? What case?
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:13 PM	Vincent lifts his head up. Looking straight at the goul he says, "I haaaate you. . . ."
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:18 PM	The ghoul clears its throat exceptionally loudly. "The accused stands charged with the unliscensed killing of a Government protected Overfiend or Greater Power. The standard punishment for this offense is, of course, immediate termination and prevention of return."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:20 PM	"Oh, your one to talk. . .wait. . .I can. . .fly. . .why the hell am I still here?" He floats off the ground and heads for the doors,"See ya! . . .I'm going to kill you when i come back. . ." Vincent rushes through the doors, a great flash of white light follows this. . . .I'm going to kill you ALLLL!!!!
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:22 PM	"Please note that your failure to appear on the appointed court date will be taken as a confession of guilt and action to locate and destroy you will proceed accordingly." He did also send this via a magic effect
thasis 09-23-05, 10:23 PM	Thasis the Evil walks back into the room. "Sorry about that. Something came up. Had to take me elsewhere". He then and turns to Mid-Boss *sorry, don't know your characters name* and says "I know the fortress very well. Mainly because I designed it. What is it you wish to know?"
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:23 PM	A very deep voice is heard, it echos throughout the room, "I doubt that you will ever find him."
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:27 PM	"If the escaped convict is not found within a reasonable time, then the Jes'Arkad will be called in. If they do now succeed... Well, I don't actually know what happens then. It never has."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:29 PM	"Due to a inability to scry him, I doubt you will be able find him. . . and even then I doubt you could destroy him."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:31 PM	First of all :censored: you VC! Second, Vincent will return in about 1 or 2 days, as I have decided to absorb the esence in his OWN home.
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:31 PM	"Scrying and divination are far too easily escaped to even be considered as a method of location after so serious an offense. And I believe you do most likely underestimate the Jes'Arkad."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:33 PM	Well, it depends on how the Abe would judge the . . .creature, as some things cannot exist in the Forgotten Realms Campaign, and you are underestimating me.
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:37 PM	Not as much as you think. And you also make two dangerous assumptions- That the Jes'Arkad is a single being, and that it is some creature I created. It is an elite Government group of assassins and locators, normally mobilised only on Mordred's command, but procedures have been set up for an offense of this magnitude. And you should know better than to think that assassins from Dauthaar would have more difficulty killing undead than anything else.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:37 PM	The booming voice continues to. . .er, boom. . . "But let's be serious now, you could not possibly have had some protection on Gogmagog, as he does not exist in your campaign setting (He is a being exclusive to the Forgotten Realms Abyss, like Malkazid), so you could have never actually met him either, as he would have informed his guises. Therefore, your case is invalid :P ."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:39 PM	And finally, if you continue, I will merly disreagrd your case as it IS impossible, you have never met Gog'y.
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:42 PM	"If you believe you have such a strong case, then why don't you avoid bringing the Jes'Arkad into this altogether and just come to court. I do have a rather good reputation, you know. With the Baron bankrolling this, I honesty believe you have at least a seventy percent chance."
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:43 PM	I'm no more of a coward than Mordred is, and seriously, your REALLY ******* me off with this, cut it out.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:44 PM	I'm really not going to continue playing along with this. Notice the out of character posts?
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:44 PM	His actions have already had at least a slight bearing on events in this world. The emperor had seen it fit to grant him temporary protection until the standard papers could be arranged.
Mid-Boss 09-23-05, 10:47 PM	You don't seem to get this. YOU COULD NEVER HAVE MEET HIM!!! HE EXISTS NOT IN YOUR WORLD!!! If you have some kind of problem, then I don't care, I'll be back in the mornig and I shall Ignore your case from here on in. Just talk to Ivan.
Von Crown 09-23-05, 10:51 PM	The two turn and step back ino the portal.
Orcy The Green Wonder 09-23-05, 11:35 PM	Orcy isn't quite sure whats going on... but it seems things have gotten a bit out of control and out of character. Which is always a bad thing. He can't even seem to make any sense out of what just happened. But he thinks people need to calm down... unless hes missing something. Also... was this supposed to be IC for the IFGW? If so, Orcy is terribly confused as to why such high level characters are being used. Anyway... Orcy has another reason for this visit. He urges you to support your local Green Wonder in the BBEG design contest. (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=507583) He figures a place full of evil should be a good place to mention this. Of course, vote as you wish, Orcy just doesn't want to lose to a pirate ;)
Sargatanas 09-23-05, 11:37 PM	:censored: you dude. You don't seem to get this. YOU COULD NEVER HAVE MEET HIM!!! HE EXISTS NOT IN YOUR WORLD!!! If you have some kind of problem, then I don't care, I'll be back in the mornig and I shall Ignore your case from here on in. Just talk to Ivan. I leave you kids for FIVE MINUTES! (or an hour or two... but still) Now just LOOK what you've gotten yourselves in to. Tsk tsk tsk. *shakes a finger scoldingly*
Zombomaniac 09-24-05, 12:16 PM	Ok everyone calm down. We cant let things get too far.
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 01:50 PM	:surrender . . .I . . .apologize for the flaming. . .
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 02:04 PM	Small, black balls form in the air, black like a void. They are drawn to the center of the room, pulled in like they are stuck in a vacuum. They slowly form a large (about 6'11") shadow shaped like a man. As with Vincent, the black ooze melts off, revealing a large, rather strangly dressed man. He is tall and very muscular, but in a lean way as opposed to a stocky way. He wears red hooded robe with the sleeves cut off. He has long, black and Red hair, it covers half his face, the other half reveals a very shocking thing. The man's pale face is covered in makeup! He has badly-smeared eyeliner under his deep red eyes, and his lips are painted blue with lipstick. He also has long, red nails, obviously painted red. His eylashes have been curled. He is otherwise slightly intimidating to look at. "Greetings, I am Ivan and I shall act In my Lord's place untill he returns, which should be in a couple of hours (it all depends on how long it takes to find the god damn DM!)," he says, or rather, bellows in a voice that sounds as if it is an echo from the deepest pit in hell. This is Ivan, he is a . . .special apprentice of mine. He is a Bisexual, Crossdressing Vampire (yes, I actually came across him, I did not make him. . .sometimes my DM scares me).
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 02:12 PM	Ivan turns to face Thasis. "About my Lord's question. He has decided not to do what he had been planning here (due to an annoying problem :waits: ). You not need answer my Lord's question." He extends a hand. "Nice to meet you."
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 04:39 PM	(Back in the Guildhall)The large, metal doors open again and Vincent walks in. He has some how recovered from his previous condition. He is wearing clothing very much alike what he had worn before (before it was ruined :waits: ) except that it posses no cloak. He appears agitated. "Damn Cleric," he mumbles as he heads for his seat. "So, anything new happen, Ivan?" Ivan looks over at Vincent. "No my Lord, nothing relevent occured in your brief abscense."
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 04:44 PM	Ivan faces Thais again. "What, may I ask, are you, good,er. . .evil sir?"
thasis 09-24-05, 04:45 PM	Thasis the Evil looks around "I must have seriously missed something". Thasis then shakes Ivan's hand "Hello there. I am Thasis the Evil. It's a pleasure to meet you"
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 04:47 PM	Ivan laughes, "Don't you fret . . .er thing. . .there is little to learn."
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 04:50 PM	Ivan continues, "I have come to realize that this place is almost completly insaine, so I don't bother myself with matters of logic here, but . . .really, what be you? You are not a mere man, I assume?"
thasis 09-24-05, 05:09 PM	Thasis looks down at Ivan "I am Thasis, and I am Evil, as my title states. I am a Skygge. I am one from the plane of Dromkar. I am not just a Skygge though. I am an incarnation of pure evil. And I'm not just bragging. I am the pure evil energy that was released from the great demon Thasis during his destruction. I also have a brother. He is the incarnation of pure good. He is the good energy that was released from Thasis during his destruction. He reincarnated per say as a Human"
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 05:10 PM	Ivan nods, "Ahhh. . . .sooo. . .your an evil twin then?"
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 07:01 PM	A loud pinging is emitted from Vinent's left pocket. He looks down at it, and pulls out (of said pocket) a long, thin, and flat metallic object. The object's top is crowned with an amazingly smooth, circular stone in a bright green. The stone is emitting the ping. Vincent presses a button on it, the pinging stops abrubtly and the space above the stone experiences a sudden, violent flash of bright green light. Vincent frowns, then places the object back in his pocket. "Hmm. . .It seems I has buisness to attend to," He turns to Ivan, "Ivan, I have a . . .'friend' who is in dire need of my assistance, I need you to stay here untill I return. Remember all that occurs and relay the information when I return." Ivan nods, "Yes my Lord. I shall be Law by your absence (a reeeeaaaaly old phrase which I like to quote). Should I expect you by twice next dawn?" Vincent turns from the doors, once again facing Ivan, "No, I cannot know when I shall be back, just be patient. You need not expect my oblivion, I am no fool like the Guise. I shall see you then love." Vincent continues his calm pace twoards the door, then stops a few feet before the exit, "it is a shame, if they had not destroyed the Satilite Cannon this would have been much easier," he mumbles before leaving through the massive black doors. I just met an old friend on a forum I use with my weekday group. He needs some help in our old modern campaign setting (I had once played in it, so that makes it an "Old Modern Campaign Setting"). I shall return . . .whenever. I looove using fancy talk :ayyyy!: !!!
Mid-Boss 09-24-05, 07:18 PM	Nevermind, I'll just ask the sentient zombie when it get's back.
Mid-Boss 09-25-05, 11:58 AM	Echo, Echo, Echo. . . did the board die?
Sargatanas 09-25-05, 12:11 PM	Echo, Echo, Echo. . . did the board die? No... you just happen to be the most impatient poster ever. So it would seem that way to you.
Mid-Boss 09-25-05, 12:12 PM	I may be. . .ahh whatever! I'm dancin! :dancin: . . . . :allalone: . . .that one was kind'a . . stu. . .st . . stupid. . . :looloo:
thasis 09-25-05, 08:35 PM	Oi, normally when I get back from a absence of 1 hour I have like 2 or 3 pages to go through. I've been gone since like yesterday morning (Basically off the boards for 36 hours) and there's been very few posts.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 04:36 PM	getting back to the adventure in Dauthaar... Out of the blue, you hear an abrupt shriek from the central room. You also feel a sudden presence near the back of your mind, grasping as if trying to find a way in...
Demonfey 09-26-05, 04:38 PM	I let it in to feel what it is, and at the same time switch over to the insect eyes.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 04:45 PM	You feel your connection to the hive mind strengthen, as well as a multitude of tiny fragments, immensly primitive hive nodes. They all seem, however, to be operating in unison. They shift slightly, seemingly trying to get themselves in some sort of order. In the central room you see the priestess on the floor, presumably unconcious. The northernmost door is open, and on the other side is a cubic room with footlong wormlike creatures covering the walls, floor, and cieling. You can just make out the outline of a door on the opposite wall. Also note- The hivemind is relaying through Demonfey to everyone else, despite their lack of nodes.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 04:51 PM	I wonder... With an act of will, Crowley tells the lesser nodes to clump together and then move into a circle, while watching the worm-things and, in relative perspective, near the door and away from the priestess.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 04:55 PM	The nodes hesitate for a moment, but continue with their previous movements.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 05:01 PM	Did the worms hesitate? Damn. Kybele, stay here with the nice draegoloth, okay? I'll be right back. With that, Crowley charges out of the room, and runs into the room with the priestess, two hands glowing with umbral flames.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 05:03 PM	"Umm... Okay." yes, they hesitated. The room is exactly as it was before, save the addition of an unconcious priestess and a bit of incense burning on either side of the now open north door.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 05:09 PM	Picking up the priestess, Crowley brings her back into the room where we found Kybele, putting her on the ground. He then heads back into the room and looks into the northern room.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 05:13 PM	The room is cubic, with each side being roughly twenty feet. The door you look through is set in the middle of its wall, as is the door across.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 05:17 PM	Stepping into the room, Crowley opens the door and sends two bugs through.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 05:20 PM	Do you close the door after them?
Demonfey 09-26-05, 05:22 PM	Yes.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 05:25 PM	You see a fairly plain room, also twenty feet cube, with another door on the other side. Otherwise the room is empty. In the room you're in- Your hear a loud click and a sound of gears, as well as a thud that sonds like something very heavy being moved into place.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 05:27 PM	I turn around. Let me guess, the door slammed shut?
Von Crown 09-26-05, 05:28 PM	The door behind you is still open.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 05:28 PM	I'm going to look for hinges on this side. Are there any?
Von Crown 09-26-05, 05:29 PM	The door you sent insects through or the door you came in through?
Demonfey 09-26-05, 05:31 PM	Yeah. I also try to open it again.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 05:36 PM	On the other side of the door is a room shaped as about a twenty feet cube, similar to the one you are in now (sans worms). There are four metal blocks about five feet on a side, on the floor, eight levers along the back wall, and one five-foot indentation on the floor, in the two walls, and in the ceiling. There is a heavy mechanical door on the other side of the room. Yes, there are hinges on this side. It opens towards you.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 05:40 PM	I head back to Kybele, the draegoloth, and the priestess, to check up on them.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 05:46 PM	Did you close the door? "What was that noise?" Inquires Kybele. Everything is otherwise as you left it.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 05:54 PM	No, I didn't close the door. Apparently, Mordred left some mechanism here to probably keep something out or in a room. *Try to mentally contact the unconscious priestess
Von Crown 09-26-05, 05:58 PM	She's out like a light. Seems like she fainted.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 06:06 PM	*Takes out a flask and changes it into water with umbral fire* What? I don't carry water around with me. It wouldn't be fitting. I do carry flasks because you never know when you'll find something interesting and liquid. Or oil. I like oil.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 06:13 PM	I presume you use said water... She awakens and looks around, seeming slighly bewildered. "Where am I, who are you, and what have you done to me?"
Demonfey 09-26-05, 06:17 PM	I said water. It was an empty flask. I'm Crowley, you're in a lab, and I just woke you up because I didn't feel like waiting. The little girl is Kybele, and the draegoloth is at draegoloth...um, say, I forgot your name. I'm sorry, I just have problems with names sometimes. at priestess Now, who are you, what are you doing here, and do you know where Mordred Von Crown is?
Von Crown 09-26-05, 06:29 PM	"My name Akemza is being." "Are you also here to destroy the Dark One in his moment of weakness? I attempted to, but... I can't really remember what happened. I am Madelia Elshia. I have been trained since my youth in accordance with the Prophecy to destroy the Dark One. It seems the time of his weakness has come, so I am here to finish him, by Order of the Holy Lords Alliance. So... I am still in Lab number 578, I presume? I don't recognize this chamber, but I saw several doors on either side. Is that where I am?"
Demonfey 09-26-05, 06:33 PM	Nevermind
Von Crown 09-26-05, 06:46 PM	You still need a damage roll. Coup de Grace: As a full-round action, you can use a melee weapon to deliver a coup de grace to a helpless opponent. You can also use a bow or crossbow, provided you are adjacent to the target. You automatically hit and score a critical hit. If the defender survives the damage, he must make a Fortitude save (DC 10 + damage dealt) or die. A rogue also gets her extra sneak attack damage against a helpless opponent when delivering a coup de grace. Delivering a coup de grace provokes attacks of opportunity from threatening opponents. You can’t deliver a coup de grace against a creature that is immune to critical hits. You can deliver a coup de grace against a creature with total concealment, but doing this requires two consecutive full-round actions (one to “find” the creature once you’ve determined what square it’s in, and one to deliver the coup de grace).
Demonfey 09-26-05, 06:58 PM	On second thought, I have a better idea. He's actually in the southern room. I'll send her to the Dreadwards.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 07:06 PM	"Do you expect me to believe that? You specifically asked a moment ago if I knew where Mordred was. You obviously don't know, and are probably trying to lead me into some sort of trap." She gets up and brushes herself off. "Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Prophecy to fulfill." She starts to head towards the door.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 07:19 PM	Very well then. Contacting both sets of hives, the insects he can control and the ones that he seems not to be able to control, he gives one command: Consume. Hopefully, the worm things will like that order enough to obey it. I'll let you decide how many hit, since they are your creatures. I'm just borrowing them.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 07:22 PM	For future reference, that means dice hate me. I roll badly consistently in real life, and I figure why should it be different here.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 07:36 PM	The worms continue to ignore your commands, but the swarms rise to your command, flying towards the priestess in a freny. She see continues walking out, seemingly oblivious to the foul insects hurtling towards her. At the last possible moment, she holds one hand up, making a gesture and uttering a short word. As she does so, a small field appears arounds her, shimmering green, and with violet visible through inconsistencies. The insects hurtle towards the barrier- Make a fort and will save for the swarm.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 07:38 PM	9,8 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=157128) *Casts dispell magic.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 07:49 PM	I do need a dispell check then. The insects flying into the barrier drop dead, but the swarm continues to fly onwards. 1/3rd of the swarm dies.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 07:55 PM	Standard caster level for Crowley is 26 (+5 archmage abilities, 21 caster level). Roll42 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=157142)
Von Crown 09-26-05, 08:01 PM	Targeted Dispel: One object, creature, or spell is the target of the dispel magic spell. You make a dispel check (1d20 + your caster level, maximum +10) You're using regular dispel magic, right?
Demonfey 09-26-05, 08:03 PM	Yes. I forget if I have to make an attack roll, though. It's been a while since I looked up the casting combat rules.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 08:16 PM	I don't think so. Anyways, you roll was 16, so 16+10=26 Dispel check fails The insects continue flying, heedless of the pile of fallen growing on the floor. They coninue to die in droves, none yet having penetrated the barrier. 2/3rds dead
Demonfey 09-26-05, 08:53 PM	Stopping the swarm's attack. Roll initiative? I'll be heading off, soon. In honor of the movie Serenity coming out, the Sci Fi club is having a Firefly marathon beginning at 9:30 at night.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 09:01 PM	1 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=157247) That's right, 1 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=157247) Well, there you go. Now for you and swarms.
Demonfey 09-26-05, 09:10 PM	Crowley: 10 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=157252) Swarm: 12 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=157252) Sulkyr (pretty sure he never left): 4 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=157254) I'll be headed out in a bit.
Von Crown 09-26-05, 09:12 PM	We'll wait until afterwards then. I still need a bit of time to prepare anyways...
Alek_knell 09-27-05, 12:32 AM	Alek comes out of her room, wearing skintight black leather. her light blonde hair falling down past her shoulders in soft curls, her longsword at her hip. she heads towards the Dr. Pibb machine.
Demonfey 09-27-05, 12:41 AM	Hey, Alek. You hear about what Sargatanas and Ashariana are doing? Apparently, they're striking at the Tyranorian Guards.
Ashariana 09-27-05, 01:12 AM	Yeah, and Sargatanas is making a fine mess of things!
Sargatanas 09-27-05, 01:13 AM	Yeah, and Sargatanas is making a fine mess of things! You take too long... and what can I say, Dicebot is an evil :censored:
Demonfey 09-27-05, 01:18 AM	Try invisible castle. The rolls here should lead you to it.
Von Crown 09-28-05, 06:50 PM	The worms in the next room suddenly surge out past the door of the north room, drawing together at one point and pulling themselves upwards. The overall result of the motion is an eight foot tall mound of the writhing worms, which moves in a crude, oversized imitation of the human form. Several worms near the top pull away, opening an eerie hole where the mouth would be. An incomprehensible hiss emanates from within, hower, there is simultaneously a very familiar voice in the back of your mind. Stop... This is my battle to fight... You have no... to interfere...
Demonfey 09-28-05, 06:54 PM	Come now, you know that I don't have honor. I'll fight by your side.
Von Crown 09-28-05, 06:56 PM	Not... needed... No honor... she's too strong... for you...
Demonfey 09-28-05, 07:00 PM	That may be true, but our little priestess here has shown that she's not too bright, and there is ALWAYS an ace up one of my many sleeves. Umbral fire Crowley manifests next to the oni. Besides, can she fight multiple versions? Since he's the same person, can he act on the same initiative?
Von Crown 09-28-05, 07:02 PM	sure. I have...a different way... do not interfere...
Demonfey 09-28-05, 07:04 PM	Very well Drat. I wanted to use the katana...
Von Crown 09-28-05, 11:57 PM	The priestess and what is presumably Mordred stand off at opposite sides of the room. For several minutes, they seem to just be staring at each other. Then, the priestess falls to her knees, clutching her head. "Get... out..."
Demonfey 09-29-05, 01:03 AM	Can I distract her concentration, at least?
Von Crown 09-29-05, 11:44 PM	Well, do you have an ability to penalize her will save?
Demonfey 09-30-05, 12:24 AM	No, but having the ceiling above you turn to p*ss might affect a person's concentration...or into acid...
Von Crown 09-30-05, 12:34 AM	1d20+27=46 (http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=159087) DC=10+6(Fiend of possesion level)+31(cha mod)= DC 47. She failed by 1. I'm... gonna laugh my head off now. :rofl: Anyways... The priestess collapses to the ground, followed by the pile of worms. Then, she gets back up, a wide grin now on her face. "Ah, it's good to have a completely solid body again. I'll admit, it's not my first choice for gender, but it is most definatly preferable to a pile of worms. Now, the next order of business, of course, is to find my real body. I don't really need it, but I find I've grown quite attached to it over the years. I do, fortunatly, think I know where you should start looking. However, that is not the only tast that need be done. I feel as if a bit of my mind may be missing, and would also like that to be returned. Lastly, of course, once these components are gathered, a ritual will need to be performed to bind it all back together. I know those who are needed. I shall have this priestess perform the rites to summon the other Six." She turns, noticing Kadena in the room beyond. "Ah, so one is here already. Now we need only the other five. I am going to enter negotiations with this priestess. She will be easily turned to our cause. I also have other business to attend to." With that, the priestess passes out.
Demonfey 09-30-05, 12:41 AM	Well, I don't know about disliking the bugs. Personally, being like that makes me feel all squishy and jello-like. :D @Kadena: The six? What does he mean by that?
Von Crown 09-30-05, 12:55 AM	"Ah, it has been so long since the seven have gathered... Six, of course, because Mordred did not count himself as one who had to be gathered. Well, at least not in that respect." She giggles softly "That's right, I suppose you don't know about The Seven, do you?" She closes her eyes, remembering words not spoken in a long time. "First of The Seven of all mind's pollution, Turns all one's thoughts towards retribution. Second of Seven desires more than it's need, And so turns itself against others to feed. Third of the Seven heeds not other's pain, It uses them all for it's own personal gain. Fourth of Seven does luxury crave, And so works others to an early grave. Fifth of Seven, source of much ire, What other's posses is the greatest desire. Sixth of the Seven, most sought for pleasure, Many have killed for just such a treasure. Seventh of Seven, deadliest of all, One by one the mightiest nations fall."
Demonfey 09-30-05, 01:04 AM	Sounds like what a religion on a small world calls the Seven Deadly sins: sloth, lust, pride, greed, gluttony, wrath, and envy/jealousy. I am especially fond of wrath and sloth, myself. They're so much fun. If I may...which one is Mordred and which one're you?
Von Crown 09-30-05, 01:10 AM	"Yes, and can you guess which one I am?" She grins conspiratorily "I expect since you named them after that recitation, the others should be showing up before too long. Ah, I feel one coming now." Fading in from seemingly nowhere, a figure in a large suit of ornate spiked black full plate appears in one part of the room. All it's features are concealed by the heavy armor, save for a bright orange glow from what seem as if they may be empty eye sockets. As it appears, you can feel thoughts of past indignations and offenses bubbling again to the surface, seemingly quite unbidden. It turns towards you. "Did somebody call me?"
Demonfey 09-30-05, 01:13 AM	"Yes, and can you guess which one I am?" She grins conspiratorily "I expect since you named them after that recitation, the others should be showing up before too long. Ah, I feel one coming now." Fading in from seemingly nowhere, a figure in a large suit of ornate spiked black full plate appears in one part of the room. All it's features are concealed by the heavy armor, save for a bright orange glow from what seem as if they may be empty eye sockets. As it appears, you can feel thoughts of past indignations and offenses bubbling again to the surface, seemingly quite unbidden. It turns towards you. "Did somebody call me?" @armorYes. You are Wrath, I assume? @Kadena: you're Lust, right? But that doesn't answer what Mordred would be.
Von Crown 09-30-05, 01:15 AM	"Well, try guessing. Your 2 for 0 so far. As the others show up, that'll rule out some possibilities. It's no fun if I just tell you."
Demonfey 09-30-05, 01:20 AM	Let's see...gluttony isn't likely, whatever Mordred is it isn't lazy, although he does have drive for power, making greed possible...or possibly pride...I'm guessing greed.
Von Crown 09-30-05, 01:27 AM	"Hm, wrong!" Says a female voice from behind you. She has well-kept blonde hair down her back, and wears a suit that looks quite out of place in these surroundings. She holds a small oblong silver device to the side of her face, which she speaks into one end of. "Right, so can you have the report on my desk by Monday? Good. Gotta go." She folds the device in half and places it in one pocket. "Oops, I guess I look a little out of place. Hmm... Something more fitting..." She snaps her fingers and her attire changes instantly to that of a wealthy noble, or , more likely from the overly done design, wealthy and upwardly-moblile merchant. "You almost got it though." Her eyes gleam a golden hue, and you find your mind turning to thoughts of great riches.
Demonfey 09-30-05, 01:30 AM	"Hm, wrong!" Says a female voice from behind you. She has well-kept blonde hair down her back, and wears a suit that looks quite out of place in these surroundings. She holds a small oblong silver device to the side of her face, which she speaks into one end of. "Right, so can you have the report on my desk by Monday? Good. Gotta go."[/i] She folds the device in half and places it in one pocket.[/i] "Oops, I guess I look a little out of place. Hmm... Something more fitting..." She snaps her fingers and her attire changes instantly to that of a wealthy noble, or , more likely from the overly done design, wealthy and upwardly-moblile merchant. "You almost got it though." Her eyes gleam a golden hue, and you find your mind turning to thoughts of great riches. Oh, YOU'RE Greed. Nice to meet you. Mordred is pride, then? That reminds me of a device I saw on the same planet as the seven sins, I believe they called it a "selfone" or something. I never learned the spelling.
Von Crown 09-30-05, 01:33 AM	"Hm, you got it. The Seven of us work around quite a bit. Mordred probably gets in the most travel out of all of us. Anyways, I'm getting close to a really great breakthrough. Get this- a drink that tastes unbelevably good, and makes you even thirstier. Oh, where do I get such great ideas?"
Demonfey 09-30-05, 01:37 AM	But what about your fire elemental crowd? You don't want to alienate the fire elemental population, because we can have trace amounts of valuable materials melted into us.
Von Crown 09-30-05, 01:40 AM	"Yes, well, it isn't like everyone is going to buy everything. I honestly have no idea what to sell to fire elementals. Coal, perhaps? I could definitly start up a few shops, see how it goes... Put a little research into it first, of course."
Demonfey 09-30-05, 01:45 AM	"Yes, well, it isn't like everyone is going to buy everything. I honestly have no idea what to sell to fire elementals. Coal, perhaps? I could definitly start up a few shops, see how it goes... Put a little research into it first, of course." Alcohol. Burns well, can be mixed with other flavors, and your idea could be easily converted into an alcoholic form if planned well enough.
Von Crown 09-30-05, 02:02 AM	"Hm... Yeah, hadn't thought of that. Normal mortals buy alcohol with unusual frequence themeselves, anyways. Regerdless, this is neither the time nor the place to discuss business plans. There are more pressing matters at hand, namely restoring Mordred. I have access to some of the technical information on this lab, and I can tell you what you're going to need to know. First of, that-" She gestures towads one of the oblong shapes filled with randomly moving forms and colors "Is an area of contained Far Realms essence. Effectively, a miniature Far Realms in each tank. The purpose of this area was to see what could be learned about the creation of a reality. As I'm sure you know, there are thousands connecting throught the Far Realms, and that's how we Seven get around. Anyways, the theory is that these realities are being created all the time, but so far spaced out it's hard to tell where and when. But with this, the stuff was just left to sit for about 60,000 years or so, and sure enough, one eventually formed. Exactly what data Mordred gleaned from this event I can't say, but I do know it has something to do with why and how he misplaced his body. I think, however, that from this room you should be able to plane shift into the alternate reality. I think that's where Mordred's body is."
Demonfey 09-30-05, 02:07 AM	"Hm... Yeah, hadn't thought of that. Normal mortals buy alcohol with unusual frequence themeselves, anyways. Regerdless, this is neither the time nor the place to discuss business plans. There are more pressing matters at hand, namely restoring Mordred. I have access to some of the technical information on this lab, and I can tell you what you're going to need to know. First of, that-" She gestures towads one of the oblong shapes filled with randomly moving forms and colors "Is an area of contained Far Realms essence. Effectively, a miniature Far Realms in each tank. The purpose of this area was to see what could be learned about the creation of a reality. As I'm sure you know, there are thousands connecting throught the Far Realms, and that's how we Seven get around. Anyways, the theory is that these realities are being created all the time, but so far spaced out it's hard to tell where and when. But with this, the stuff was just left to sit for about 60,000 years or so, and sure enough, one eventually formed. Exactly what data Mordred gleaned from this event I can't say, but I do know it has something to do with why and how he misplaced his body. I think, however, that from this room you should be able to plane shift into the alternate reality. I think that's where Mordred's body is." If you can find records of the last one he used, I'll go into that one. Meet Kybele, by the way. We found her awake in a tube nearby. Can you give any information on her?
thasis 09-30-05, 09:57 AM	Thasis the Evil apears from the shadows with an amused grin on his face. It seems as if he's been there the whole time "Intressting. The Deadly Seven?" Thasis sort of laughs and coughs at his own lame joke "It seems as if something intrestressting has happened at last. My name is Thasis, the leader of the Guild of Ultimate Evil" He then makes a bow.
Mid-Boss 09-30-05, 05:05 PM	(Back in the Guildhall) Ivan looks around, then he sighs, "Hmm. . .It appears my Lord can no longer keep me in his services. . .Hmhmhm. . .this is . . .interesting. I shall leave now, let's just sit back and see how far he can get without his eyes. . .yes, interesting indeed. . ." Ivan dissapates, completely gone from the room. Something, er, someTHINGS that were really bad have happened to my character, thus, I have lost controll of most of my servants. Oh, and the Ivan in the Guildhall was just an Illusion (sort of like a persistant image).
Demonfey 09-30-05, 05:53 PM	@the sins here:I wonder, when will the four horsemen get here? It just seems like the logical extension of this...in any case, Death still owes me twenty gold for when I bet I'd find a loophole...
Mid-Boss 09-30-05, 06:04 PM	(Back in the Guildhall) The main doors open and Vincent enters. As usuall, he has a look of frustration on his face. He walks over to the table and seats himself, "(Telepathy-ish to Demonfey) Hmm. . .it seems that you've almost found Morderd. Though I find his predicerment hilarious, I shall refrain from laughter. However, I must know, how did Mordered just lose his body?"
Demonfey 09-30-05, 06:21 PM	Why ask me? I just found out he lost it.
Mid-Boss 09-30-05, 06:22 PM	"(Telepathy-ish to Demonfey)I thought you would know."
Demonfey 09-30-05, 06:24 PM	I can't know unless I know what he did.
Mid-Boss 09-30-05, 06:25 PM	"(Telepathy-ish to Demonfey)Hmmmm. . .you have a point. . .I guess I shall just wait and find out, then I shall have a laugh." :plotting:
Demonfey 10-01-05, 06:32 PM	Anyone care about an alliance with the Kobold Foundation? It would be quite fitting for us to have kobolds in the ranks, considering how often they are used as challenges to good/neutral aligned groups.
Mid-Boss 10-01-05, 06:33 PM	Hmmmm. . .the more allies the better. . .regardless of size.
Solmund 10-01-05, 10:08 PM	I don't remember if I was in here or not, but I'd like to stick my thrallherd character as a member. On the subject of kobolds, they make easy mindslaves. :D
Demonfey 10-01-05, 10:11 PM	No! Bad Solmund! No enslaving our allies! No biscuit!
Mid-Boss 10-01-05, 10:14 PM	No! Bad Solmund! No enslaving our allies! No biscuit! :heehee Dude, I should threaten evil mindslavers by denying them their biscuit rites too!:ayyyy!:
Kadasbrass 10-02-05, 03:14 AM	Where ever trouble brews, I am bound to be there! Beware Kobold mindslaves ;) Little known fact, we all use the False Pretenses from Unearthed Arcana :P You may think we're under your controll, but we're selling your secerts to the highest bidder... Who I'm kidding we sell everyone's secerts to everyone else :P I do not speak for the Kobold Foundation, just merely myself. But I am willing to join evil for the greater good (pun intended).
Demonfey 10-02-05, 11:44 AM	Greetings, Kadasbrass.
Mid-Boss 10-02-05, 02:29 PM	So, how many people do we need (to agree with the idea) to get this alliance passed?
Kadasbrass 10-02-05, 02:59 PM	Couldn't say, the Kobold Foundation isn't really a very active foundation :( I am prepared to display some of my evil and wicked acts as both a player and as a DM. As a Warlock once I kidnapped two kobolds from a battle. I took them both into a dark woods (so party wouldn't see), and made one Kobold watch as I skinned and cooked his friend alive. Then made the watching kobold drink the boiled blood from the skull... and then bathed him in it. As a DM I plan to make heavy use of the Trap Weapons featured in the DMG II. "You find a Masterwork Bastard Sword" The lvl2 figther gladly gives up his sword for it... As soon as he uses it in battle the sword will shatter and spikes will come out of the handle :evillaugh I also created for my Kobolds a templete to applie to traps. Haven't had a chance to use it yet, but will soon... You use it when you have more then one trap in an area, but have all the traps connected to one. The trap is designed like a normal trap, except that it is designed to go off when someone disables it, and not only does it go off, it sets off some of the other traps as well. Its also a little easier to find. It lowers the Search DC by 5, Increases the Disable DC by 10, and has a special feature: for each point above 5 that the player misses the Disable DC, a random trap (not disabled) is set off, after all able traps are set off, a disabled trap is set off for every 2 additional points the player missed the DC. The CR is increased for the single trap by either 1 or 2 (not sure which yet), but treat all the traps together for an encounter level. A player who beats the DC by more then 5 realizes someone thing wrong/odd with the trap before he proceeds to completely disable it. Evil yes? Maybe not Book of Vile Darkness worthy, but evil nevertheless! :evillaugh I have more I believe, just need to remember some of it, but some I fear I can't show yet ;) Saving it for the RPG Design Test
Mid-Boss 10-02-05, 03:11 PM	Well, hopefully this Alliance will be formed, thus, bringing the GoUE one step closer to total Forums domination!!!! :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh . . .That is, as soon as we destroy those meddeling kids, er, bastards at the GoUG. . .sooner or later. . . :plotting:
Abicus Acton 10-02-05, 08:24 PM	A figure on a broomstick flies overhead. He points his staff, and sparks fly out, forming words: Come One, Come All! To the 1st Annual Quidditch World Cup To Take Place on the 5th of October At Conscientia, the Academy of Magic Bring Your Broomsticks! The figure then flies off into the distance.
Mid-Boss 10-02-05, 09:41 PM	"I must go now, as I have buisness elsewere." Vincent stands up and leaves via the main doors.
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 12:22 PM	A man with crysalline arms enters the doors of the Guild of Ultimate evil. He smiles and motions for something behind him. An einyes swoops down and lands beside him with a blank look. He smiles and bows to the members of the foundation. His crystalline arms bearing spiks from their backs. "Hellllooooo folks. My name is Glenn. I've come to tell you of a great new opportunity for you! I am a... crafter of types lets say. I build people!" He motions toward the Erinyes beside him with a smile. Moving his hand in a little spinning motion. The Erinyes turns slowly around till she is once again facing the group. She appears to be completely real until one takes a closer look.(DC 20 spot check) "Now, you too can own a powerful army of soldiers who need no sleep, no food, no drink and more! If you are indeed interested, then by all means, come on down to my shop in the merchant halls. It'll be the best decision ya ever made I says!"
Demonfey 10-03-05, 12:28 PM	An effigy master? Yay! :dancin:
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 12:36 PM	An effigy master? Yay! :dancin: Yes, one with effigies... for sale! Buy your army today, act now and Orcy will throw in your very own pitch-shork! Though technically hes an Artificer and not an effigy master. But hes still just as effective.
Demonfey 10-03-05, 12:40 PM	So you are skilled with constructs...hm. What type of range are we talking about for things you can build? Any skill with magical siege weaponry, golems, shield guardians, etc?
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 12:54 PM	So you are skilled with constructs...hm. What type of range are we talking about for things you can build? Any skill with magical siege weaponry, golems, shield guardians, etc? The man smiles and looks toward the one who had just spoken. He nods and taps his arms before waving for something else outside the halls. A huge creature carved from stone in the shape of a balor enters. It stands just behind Glenn and looks through the room with it's stone head. "Well my good man, I can craft many a thing. Golems are just another part of what I can build! I am very talented if I do say so myself. This golem here is one of my finest. Large... terribly powerful... quite the accomplisment! Of course, if you want special items it will cost a bit more. Effigies are my main business, but I DO take special orders."
Demonfey 10-03-05, 01:41 PM	Excellent. How long do you believe it would take to craft a nimblewright Also, how much?
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 01:57 PM	Glenn scratches his chin with one of this crystal hands. He pauses and looks toward the Erinyes then back toward the creature speaking. "Well, I'll have to check over my blueprints and all, but it shouldn't take too long. I can inform you better once I've had a chance to do that. Currently I'm not quite sure, I don't get that request often. I'll send word to you when I've got it all worked out." Orcy doesn't have all his books with him right now. But once he has a chance to look it over he can tell you the details. (Unless he gets the creation information some other way)
Demonfey 10-03-05, 04:00 PM	Here: Creation cost: 35,000 gp, craft/profession (mason) check 16, 18th level caster...drat, you can't really do it anyway. Geas/quest, limited wish, haste, and polymorph any object spells would be required. No listing on time, though.
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 04:01 PM	Here: Creation cost: 35,000 gp, craft/profession (mason) check 16, 18th level caster...drat, you can't really do it anyway. Geas/quest, limited wish, haste, and polymorph any object spells would be required. No listing on time, though. Time depends on it's price. But Orcy can't make it anyway so... it doesn't really matter that much.
Demonfey 10-03-05, 04:13 PM	And it would have been cool, too... :( Damn, you can't make it. Ah, well. How about possibly an effigy or a golem? Ah, I got it...an awakened sand dragon effigy. 13,000 gold, half upfront, for a very young sand dragon effigy. 6d12 HD, small size.
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 04:23 PM	"Sure thing, just tell me what ya want and I should be able to take care of it. If it can be done, I should be able to do it." Glenn nods and crosses his arms. Tapping his foot on the ground he seems to be thinking.
Demonfey 10-03-05, 04:30 PM	An awakened sand dragon effigy. 13,000 gold, half upfront, for a very young sand dragon effigy. See past post for the details. Sandstorm creature. If you could find a newly hatched one, or catch one somewhere between just hatched and ten years of age, I'd pay another 6500 gold for that. That is the best time to raise them as your own, after all...
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 04:47 PM	Glenn scratches his head and looks a bit confused. He looks toward demonfey with a questioning look. "Catch one? Why would I need to catch one? I build these creatures, I don't turn other creatures into them. That would be barbaric. I'll just need some general information about what you want. A picture perhaps, maybe information on it's abilities as well." Orcy doesn't have sandstorm. Also, where would awaken construct be in, since you want it awakened. (Which poses the problem that it wouldn't be under your control) Orcy doesn't quite recall seeing it.
Demonfey 10-03-05, 04:57 PM	The reason I wanted you to catch one is because dragons make good guardians, and for the long lived, friends. If you don't want to catch one, I understand. Since we are having so many issues with custom jobs, how about you just show me what you have made? Also, how did you make that erinyes? You shouldn't be able to do that, since you can't make outsider effigies. Awaken construct is Savage Species. Forget about it, though.
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 05:05 PM	The reason I wanted you to catch one is because dragons make good guardians, and for the long lived, friends. If you don't want to catch one, I understand. Since we are having so many issues with custom jobs, how about you just show me what you have made? Also, how did you make that erinyes? You shouldn't be able to do that, since you can't make outsider effigies. Awaken construct is Savage Species. Forget about it, though. Glenn smiles and puts an arm around the Erinyes, he spins her around and motions toward the tail, then the fanlike ears on her head as he turns her back to facing foreward. "Ah, well you see. Notice the draconic features of my... friend here. I was inspired by the daughter of a dragon and erinyes. She is more dragon than 'outsider' as you put it. As for your custom job. I can easily do it, I simply need information on the matter. As I said, I am not in a place I have access to my tomes. I cannot simply pull everything out of my head, I am only human after all. Glenn smiles and crosses his crystalline arms. Nodding a couple times. Half dragon can be applied to anything alive and coporeal. Then, it's type changes to dragon. So technically the Half Dragon Erinyes is a dragon and not an outsider.
Demonfey 10-03-05, 05:24 PM	Ah. It wasn't particularly obvious until you pointed it out. Anyway, a sand dragon looks like this, although I realize that it may not be what I desire anyway. An illusion appears. "This dragon's head is a mass of thick, short horns in irregular rings around its snout, jaws, and neck, giving its entire head a distinct appearance reminiscent of a lamprey. Its large scales are a dark gray-brown, and a crest of broad, short spines runs from its head to the tip of its tail. A membraneous frill runs between these spines down the length of the dragon's body, allowing it to undulate through the air rather than flap like other dragons." The image, as you can see, is of a creature no bigger than a halfling. That is the size of a very young sand dragon. As you can see, they are built for burrowing and life in the desert, and they can even sense prey through the ground. Now, may I see your wares? At that age: blindsight, burrow, flight (poor), tremor sense.
Demonfey 10-03-05, 05:26 PM	Glenn smiles and puts an arm around the Erinyes, he spins her around and motions toward the tail, then the fanlike ears on her head as he turns her back to facing foreward. "Ah, well you see. Notice the draconic features of my... friend here. I was inspired by the daughter of a dragon and erinyes. She is more dragon than 'outsider' as you put it. As for your custom job. I can easily do it, I simply need information on the matter. As I said, I am not in a place I have access to my tomes. I cannot simply pull everything out of my head, I am only human after all. Glenn smiles and crosses his crystalline arms. Nodding a couple times. Half dragon can be applied to anything alive and coporeal. Then, it's type changes to dragon. So technically the Half Dragon Erinyes is a dragon and not an outsider. I know about that trick. I had the idea for Mecha Dracotoncheires, remember? The half dragon hecatoncheires effigy that would be incredibly cheap for what you get out of it? I just hadn't seen any mention of draconic details.
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 05:34 PM	Glenn looks over the image and nods, circling it a few times. He heads back to his constructs and takes a seat in one of the huge golem's hands. "Well, if you wish to see my wares all you need do is visit my shop in the merchants guild. I will be there should you need anything else. Really I've stayed too long already. So little to do with so much time... wait... no... reverse that." The constructs turn and head out of the room. Glenn riding in the golems hands waving around randomly as if he were arguing with himself. Ah yes, Orcy remembers that now...
Alek_knell 10-03-05, 09:57 PM	Alek looks about, the tight leather leaving nothing to the imagination as she makes her way to the main hall. she stops and admires the figure encased in the black spiked fullplate , then to the woman in merchants clothes. then lastly to the man with crystaline arms toting his wears.
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-03-05, 10:08 PM	Glenn glances back over his shoulder and blnks. His eyes lock on the woman in leather and he smiles a bit. He continues traveling but his eyes don't seem to leave her as he fades out of view. It wasn't often he saw a woman walking around in such... revealing clothing. Perhaps these lands would be good after all! If only people would start buying his wares. After all, who wouldn't want a mount that never grows tired, or soldiers who never need to be relieved or fed. It was quite an opportunity!
Demonfey 10-04-05, 12:54 AM	I wonder how much explosive birds would cost... :plotting: :evillaugh *Originally, exploding chickens were an idea on how to strike at groups of hungry soldiers.
Von Crown 10-04-05, 11:30 PM	Sorry it's taken me so long to reply, been busy. "Well, as far as I know, only one of the chambers has actually formed a reality yet, so presumably that one." Kybele gets up and walks towards the pile of dead insects, leaning down and poking at one with her finger. She turns to Crowley and asks "Are they broken?"
Demonfey 10-04-05, 11:34 PM	@Kybele:I guess that's as good a way to explain it as any. They are, currently, irreparable, though. @Greed:Okay, I'll go into that one. Let me just get a feel for it. With that, the oni sits down and its eyes dull and no longer glow with life. Removing Crowley's soul from the oni body, using spectral/astral body to travel into the plane (after all, his soul could get here from Carcerai, so why not somewhere else?)
Master_of_Flames 10-05-05, 12:09 AM	I wonder how much explosive birds would cost... :plotting: :evillaugh *Originally, exploding chickens were an idea on how to strike at groups of hungry soldiers. depends on wat you want. I have owlbears, giant eagles, hawks, and rocs. :D
Demonfey 10-05-05, 12:14 AM	depends on wat you want. I have owlbears, giant eagles, hawks, and rocs. :D I meant effigies, so that you could put things like nails and gun powder into it so that it can head in without much problem and then act as a claymore in the middle of a group.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 12:21 AM	Unbeknowns to Crowley due to his having just left, Kybele tilts her head to one side. "Hmm, I don't think so." She gestures towards the swarms, and the fallen insects slowly begin to flit erratically back into the air. Crowleys attempt at entering the alternate reality tears a hole open, allowing anyone in the room to follow via plane shift or other appropriate magic. You arrive floating outwards from a bright ball of orange light, into which trail countless streams of blue and purple energy. The streams seem most clustered at two opposite ends of the sphere, and extend out towards two sheer rock surfaces above and below, pertaining to the initial orientation upon arrival. The rock extends out, coming to a horizon off in the distance. You drift weightlessly in the empt space, feeling that just a thought would propell you to either of the two surfaces.
Master_of_Flames 10-05-05, 12:23 AM	I meant effigies, so that you could put things like nails and gun powder into it so that it can head in without much problem and then act as a claymore in the middle of a group. but the live thing is more fun. :D *points through time back to the first gladiator match*
Demonfey 10-05-05, 12:27 AM	Unbeknowns to Crowley due to his having just left, Kybele tilts her head to one side. "Hmm, I don't think so." She gestures towards the swarms, and the fallen insects slowly begin to flit erratically back into the air. Crowleys attempt at entering the alternate reality tears a hole open, allowing anyone in the room to follow via plane shift or other appropriate magic. You arrive floating outwards from a bright ball of orange light, into which trail countless streams of blue and purple energy. The streams seem most clustered at two opposite ends of the sphere, and extend out towards two sheer rock surfaces above and below, pertaining to the initial orientation upon arrival. The rock extends out, coming to a horizon off in the distance. You drift weightlessly in the empt space, feeling that just a thought would propell you to either of the two surfaces. Now, I'm going to return. With the eyes flickering once again, the oni looks around That's...very interesting. Kybele, how did you do that with the bugs?
Demonfey 10-05-05, 12:29 AM	but the live thing is more fun. :D *points through time back to the first gladiator match* Yes, but my way should have the greater effect on an enemy army due to the nature of explosions and sharp projectiles being hurled at high speeds because of said explosions.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 12:32 AM	"I... Fixed them. Uhh... What else can I say?"
Demonfey 10-05-05, 12:36 AM	That is a very good talent to have, Kybele. Now, I just need to borrow them again... With a thought, the swarm seethes through the portal, and then each insect heads off as a thin wall of insects, each 30 feet apart from the others, into a long, horizontal line. Then, as one insect, they head off to the east. *Summoning ten more swarms.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 12:41 AM	"Uhm... What for? I wanted to play with them... Uh..." She places her hand on the stone floor of the room, and the substance seems to seethe with a presence beneath the surface. The stone reshapes and changes itself into a swarm of insects, but then collapses again to stone, falling into the newly created hole. "Ohh... It didn't work that time..."
Demonfey 10-05-05, 12:42 AM	Each insect 40 feet off ground, headed off to search ten miles east at the most.
Demonfey 10-05-05, 12:45 AM	"Uhm... What for? I wanted to play with them... Uh..." She places her hand on the stone floor of the room, and the substance seems to seethe with a presence beneath the surface. The stone reshapes and changes itself into a swarm of insects, but then collapses again to stone, falling into the newly created hole. "Ohh... It didn't work that time..." I use the swarms as my eyes sometimes, and as extensions of myself. Here, I'll bring them back. Calling the insects once again, they head back, circling above the heads of everyone present. This swarm is yours. I just called to a few more to help me find Mordred, my friend.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 12:48 AM	"Hmm... Okay. Can I help too?" You recieve notification from the swarms of a large bronze object approaching from the upper surface.
Demonfey 10-05-05, 12:52 AM	Yes, Kybele, you can help search. Just reach out with your mind, touch that of the swarm. Then, mold your will around theirs, and make them one and the same. Is that from the portal or from above us?
Von Crown 10-05-05, 12:57 AM	From the portal "Well, I don't see why we shouldn't just... go ourselves, y'know?" She heads towards the portal and steps through.
Demonfey 10-05-05, 01:02 AM	Crowley steps through I would have said because finding what you're looking for first gives a better idea of which way you want to go. I got lost five times for three total hours trying to find a movie theater. I mean exactly what I say, and mapquest did help a little.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 01:14 AM	"Well, we'll find it anyways, right?" You see what appears to be some artist's rendition of the result of combining an abnormally large pear and an old-fashioned diving helmet drifting by close to your location. You can barely make out a voice saying- "Look, now there's some sort of demon that's come out and is talking to the little girl. I knew it'd be strange when we got here, but I never expected... And look! More of those odd insects! Why've we never even seen or heard of anything even remotly like this? I mean we expected a few magical flares, but this seems a little... silly, dosen't it?" A second voice, this one sounding studious and wise- "There is much to yet be learned. Is that not why we undertook this venture? See, now were it not for this experience, who would've thought that the Inverse Sun had little girls, demons, and large quantities of insects flying around it? The first speaker- "Yes, but still, why wouldn't we have detected something with our instruments?" A third speaker chimes in with a more nasal tone- Well, the ambiguity caused by the distortion from the incoming flux of magical energy could have possibly caused interference. Or maybe it's something quantum. Yes, that'll do nicely. I'll call it 'Gerstrahd's theory of Quantum Ambiguity'. How's that sound?"
Demonfey 10-05-05, 01:18 AM	You...do realize we can hear you people, right? You just made a group of NPCs that act like the Unseen University mages, didn't you.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 01:30 AM	Oh, no, they're the finest scholars from around the... okay, yes. 1- "Look, now they're looking at us! What now? Should we greet them? Let them onboard? I think the demon is trying to say something... Something about 'I come bearing news of the great light'? 2- "No, I'm pretty sure it was plight, as in a terrible plague, or something. Perhaps I should contact others of the Holy Order of Final Truths to let them know to be looking for a god of Disease? I know we had one once, but I think the files got cleaned out in a maintenance run, due to a lack of updates. Maybe we've still got them around somewhere..." 3- "I told them they shoud've built this contraption with doors that can be opened mid-flight! But they were all 'No, it'll compromise the strucural integrity of the BLAH BLAH BLAH! And now just because we've got no doors, demons and little girls are coming out of the Inverse Sun bearing plagues and curses. And just who, may I ask, is going to be blamed? US! That's who."
Demonfey 10-05-05, 01:37 AM	I knew it! Telepathically: I SAID, you realize we understand you, and asked if you realized that. NOW, if you DON'T open the doors from the inside, I WILL melt my way through.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 01:46 AM	1- "Did you all hear that? The voice in your head?" 2- "Yes, at first I though I was about to recieve information for the Order, of course at a very inappropriate moment, and as such I's have to wait until such occassion as when it could be properly documented, and..." 3- "Wait... voices in the head... Shouldn't we name it? Like 'Tepelepathy' or something... And, if you heard us, then you know that the doors will not open in mid-flight. There are too many sensitive mechanisms that may be disturbed... This is Humanoidkind's first trip to Inner Space, after all. It's not like we could just go around opening the doors all over the place, then..." At that moment, Kybele floats over towards the craft and, placing her hand on the hull, closes her eyes. The hull begins to glow as if heating up, and a door appears in the side of the hull. The door swings outwards and open.
Demonfey 10-05-05, 01:53 AM	1- "Did you all hear that? The voice in your head?" 2- "Yes, at first I though I was about to recieve information for the Order, of course at a very inappropriate moment, and as such I's have to wait until such occassion as when it could be properly documented, and..." 3- "Wait... voices in the head... Shouldn't we name it? Like 'Tepelepathy' or something... And, if you heard us, then you know that the doors will not open in mid-flight. There are too many sensitive mechanisms that may be disturbed... This is Humanoidkind's first trip to Inner Space, after all. It's not like we could just go around opening the doors all over the place, then..." At that moment, Kybele floats over towards the craft and, placing her hand on the hull, closes her eyes. The hull begins to glow as if heating up, and a door appears in the side of the hull. The door swings outwards and open. Crowley steps into the ship, while standing at the doorway waiting for Kybele. Very nice, Kybele. I'm beginning to wonder if there's anything you can't do. @people inside via telepathy: Just shut up when we get inside and talk when spoken to. Otherwise, you will REALLY not like the consequences, people.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 02:13 AM	Once inside, you can see the three speakers. One is tall, and bears notable traits pointing towards an elven heritage of some sort, with a rather hungry look about him and a quite noticeable nose, noteworth for both it's unusual length and odd shape. He is dressed raher well, thou his clothing does show signs of being stained in a few places and in general look rather worn out. The second person inside is a more moderatly sized man in the robes of some monastic order. He is completely bald, oriental-looking, and wears rather large spectacles that give him the overall appearance of some sort of man-sized, orange owl. The third in this group is a gnome in a long coat that may, at some point, have possibly been white. It is, however, now noticeably... everything else. There are spots of green, patches of orange, and a few bits here and ther that you can't really put a name to, but 'hexarine' sounds oddly fitting. His hair is quite unkempt, and, prominently completely missing from the front of his face. Even his eyebrows look as if they're just beginning to grom back. You hear the half-elf, who's voice you recognize as the first speaker, pipe up. "But wait- does your tepelepathy count as being spoken to? Because technically you aren't moving you..." He recieves a sharp elbow from a fourth occupant of the pod, some small creature lurking in some shadows who you can't quite make out.
Demonfey 10-05-05, 02:18 AM	Once inside, you can see the three speakers. One is tall, and bears notable traits pointing towards an elven heritage of some sort, with a rather hungry look about him and a quite noticeable nose, noteworth for both it's unusual length and odd shape. He is dressed raher well, thou his clothing does show signs of being stained in a few places and in general look rather worn out. The second person inside is a more moderatly sized man in the robes of some monastic order. He is completely bald, oriental-looking, and wears rather large spectacles that give him the overall appearance of some sort of man-sized, orange owl. The third in this group is a gnome in a long coat that may, at some point, have possibly been white. It is, however, now noticeably... everything else. There are spots of green, patches of orange, and a few bits here and ther that you can't really put a name to, but 'hexarine' sounds oddly fitting. His hair is quite unkempt, and, prominently completely missing from the front of his face. Even his eyebrows look as if they're just beginning to grom back. You hear the half-elf, who's voice you recognize as the first speaker, pipe up. "But wait- does your tepelepathy count as being spoken to? Because technically you aren't moving you..." He recieves a sharp elbow from a fourth occupant of the pod, some small creature lurking in some shadows who you can't quite make out. Valid question. My telepathy does count, although right now, it will not be used except as the administration of either punishment or the information you need to answer my questions, since we are all inside. Now, for my first question, and remember, one at a time: Have you seen this man lately, and besides showing you this image? Creating an image of Mordred in their heads.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 05:13 PM	The half-elf perks up notably. "Well, ah... how recently would you be wanting to know? And do you mean in person, or in another picture... say... a wanted poster?"
Demonfey 10-05-05, 05:21 PM	Last few weeks, and either. Let me guess: you want the person that created this world behind bars, don't you. He goes through the trouble of making sure everything goes just right for 60,000 years to form this tiny little parallel reality from our own, and then you put Mordred Von Crown on wanted posters. Let me guess, once again: he is wanted dead or alive, preferrably dead. How right am I?
Von Crown 10-05-05, 05:45 PM	"Well, I'm not quite sure I got all that, but I've heard that recently there's some bloke who looks just like that working for some small-time bandit or something and it's making a big scene. As far as I can tell, the guy never says a word and just does everything he's told. Anyways, mostly I know about it because they almost delayed our launch because of a sighting nearby. Last I heard he was seen somewhere near Topoi. Er... Topoi is on Sume Gellon, by the way."
Demonfey 10-05-05, 05:47 PM	Make a mental image of the place.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 06:05 PM	"Eh... well... It's been a while since I've been there... Why?"
Demonfey 10-05-05, 06:24 PM	So I don't tear apart your mind and make you a brainless vegetable when I search your mind for the information.
Von Crown 10-05-05, 06:27 PM	"Eh... well... it's just that... you aren't thinking of trying to teleport this near to the Inverse Sun, are you?"
Demonfey 10-05-05, 06:29 PM	Can you give me a good reason not to?
Von Crown 10-05-05, 06:42 PM	"Well, we're not really sure what will happen. Maybe nothing, maybe not... We've never been this close before. What we do know is that most of the settlements near here along the rift tend to have odd effects on spells, so this close... Who knows?"
Demonfey 10-05-05, 06:44 PM	Alright. I'll just take this ship, then. :devil:
Von Crown 10-05-05, 07:14 PM	"Er... yes, of course... but... We can't steer."
Demonfey 10-05-05, 07:18 PM	Who said anything about steering? With that, Crowley smiles a slow, catlike grin, one that people use when they want to hammer the point home that, in fact, the person getting smiled at is completely f***ed to hell.
Kadasbrass 10-06-05, 12:04 AM	The Exalted General Nusiance reporting for duty. After speaking with my conclave of Sorcerers and Warlocks, and my top spy masters, we have devised an evil plan to undermine our enemies. By skinning an half-elf alive, we believe we can create an magical mask that will make the wearer appear just like the orginal. We also believe with the rigth refined techniques we can also have the mask carry some of the knowledge of the orginal creature. Unfortunately results are coming in slowly, test subjects do not live long once the procress begins. My team of alchemical makers report they may of discovered a more powerful form of Goblin Powdered, that my mineral managers claim can be easily deploy by use of fast mined kobold tunnels. It shouldn't be hard to dig enough tunnels to blast a hole in a heavy stone wall in under 6 days, 4 days in enough Dire Badgers are present. I shall keep the Guild of Ultimate Evil informed of any changes. Yours in Trouble, Kadasbrass, the Exalted General Nuisance
Mid-Boss 10-06-05, 06:16 PM	The large, metallic dors open once again and Vincent stepps in. He is wearing an amulet possesing some kind of obscure arcane symbol. Other than his new amulet, nothing has changed about his appearence, but he just doesn't seem the same. He has his usuall look of being woefully underwhelmed, and his movements are the same, but he just feels . . .different. As he approaches the table something odd occurs. As he nears closer to you the world around you becomes less real, colors gradually become less vibrant, sounds become less distinct, beauty becomes dulled, losing it's originality and it's grace and that which is ugly becomes less unpleasent. Your emotions are slowly fading, as anger and joy both become dead to you. He reaches a chair and stops. He speaks, but to you, his voice is nothing more than an udulent moan, but you can still understand out his speach, "it feels good to finally have some free time. . .and now that my goals have been achieved I think I shall spend my time here to study. . . .please, i you could, excuse my ignorance twords your current affairs, as this is the first time I have actually viewed this hall with my own eyes." He sits down. Out of his pocket he draws a rather large book, odd, as his suit pocket could have never held such a behemouth tome. The book has a rusted-black cover, a black that has long lost it's luster. The binding is a bit worn but the book still holds up well enough. On the cover of the book is an image of the symbol on the amulet Vincent is wearing, above which are strange carvings, words, you believe, but you cannot be sure. You, unfortunatly, cannot decipher the carvings on the cover (trust me, you can't). Vincent opens it, flipping about half-way through before stopping to read, but the page which he "reads" has no writing on it, it is just a tattered old and empty page.
Mid-Boss 10-06-05, 06:42 PM	Vincent lifts his face up from the book. He is looking ahead, "oops. . .forgot about those." He snaps. Suddenly, the giant, incorporial hands dissapate from the room. His head drops again and he continues reading the enigmatic, black tome.
Mid-Boss 10-07-05, 11:47 AM	Vincent closes the large tome he has been reading, "there, that's about all that needed to be added soo far." He takes the amulet off his neck and holds it to the symbol on the book (which is identical to the symbol on the amulet). A sudden but uninspiring burst of grey light is emmited from the symbol on the book. A second later, the books is gone and in it's place is a small bar of iron, but it also posses the obscure arcane symbol on it. Vincent puts the amulet back on, then he places the iron bar in his suit pocket. Oddly, the iron bar does not leave a bulge from the small pocket, on the contrary, it seems as if it had been dropped into some cavern of mammoth depth.
Alek_knell 10-07-05, 03:31 PM	Alek pulls up a chair in the Main Hall, giving a nod of greeting to the Two of Seven. If they are still here of course
Mid-Boss 10-07-05, 06:49 PM	The large, iron doors open. Two young children (about 6 years old) walk in. The child on the left has a long, tangled maine of inky black hair. His long, thin eyebrows hang just above his dark grey eyes. He is clad in an expensive italian buisness suit, well pressed black pants held up by a brown belt with a silver edging, and polished black shoes. He appears quite bored. The child standing next to the gloomy young lad looks almost exactly like his sibling, except that his hair is a bright blond and his eyes are a starry blue. Also, the suit that he wears is white. Despite the boy's apearence, he seems just as pessimistic as his sibling. The white-clad sibling steps forward. "What's with this grey thing, father? Are you trying to impress someone with this?" The black-clad sibling steps forward. "Quite pathetic. I thought you had better things to do with your time than to try to impress mortals with some odd aura. Pathetic. . . ." Vincent looks down, then sighs. "And what makes you think that this depressing aura is my fault? Did you ever take into consideration that this might be the problem?" He pulls the iron bar out of his pocket, showing it to the boys. After a second or two he tosses it to the black-clad child. "Here, take this back home. I have no use for it as of yet." The sibling with the metal bar nods, then speaks, "Fine, but next time. . .you can put your own crap away, got it?" He appears slightly agitated. Vincent laughs. "Yes, yes. . .sure. Now get along with your buisness Leo." Leopolt leaves via the metal doors. The remaining sibling looks back at his brother. Then, after the doors close, he walks up to Vincent. "May I take refuge here untill Leo returns?" "Does it really matter Anton? Why not?" That being said, Anton seats himself. The greying effect should be gone now.
Von Crown 10-10-05, 12:59 AM	The two (three are there so far, by the way) were in Lab 578 in Dauthaar. It's another reality nearby this one. There's a portal around somewhere that should take you to a short tunnel that leads to the central area of the lab, if you wan't to join in. Anyways, speaking of that... In the Central chamber... A small entourage carring a palanquin of sturdy black metal fades into view from nowhere. Gray curtains cover all openeings, and a deep voice issues from within. "So... it is time for a gathering is it? Sometimes I wonder why we have to have the blasted things so often." "Heh, This is unusual. You aren't the last one to arrive, for a change. And come on, it's been almost five thousand years since we last met. I'd say grow more backbone, but then you'd be out of a job, wouldn't you?" Greed grins at her little joke. And, back on the other side... "It's not so much a matter of we won't take you, good... er... sir... But that we cannot. We cannot alter course, and this vessel is currently headed for Wheyr Djack, which is on the opposite half from what you want. And, travel from Wheyr to Sume is quite, well, difficult. If you want to get from Sume to Wheyr, you can just sail off the edge and hope you land safely, but going the other way is quite a task. Usually, you have to have someone over there drop you a very long rope, and climb up through the waterfall. And I've always asked myself 'were does all the water on Sume come from? Why haven't they run out yet?' And there seems to be no good answer, either."
Demonfey 10-10-05, 01:07 AM	No, you misunderstand me. Here's what I'm going to do... With that, Crowley shows them images of the ship suddenly plummeting back to the ground, leaving a giant crater where it lands forms in there heads. ...unless, of course, you have some type of escape pods built in in case of emergency.
Von Crown 10-10-05, 01:18 AM	"Err... well... that... Which direction would that be going in? Because I imagine you could probably just fly up to Sume, seeing as you've got... you know, wings and all..." Time for a bit of description- This world is just like a normal planet- cut in half and solid rock all the way through. The 'top' half is called Sume, and the 'bottom' is known as Wheyr (yes, it's a lame joke. I don't care :P) Several continents or towns are present on both halves, so 'Sume' or 'Wheyr' are added to the front of the name toindicate which one. Djack and Djill were two underground communities that were along the split line- there are several others as well. The Inverse Sun is an enigmatic sphere in between the two halves that keeps them from drifting apart, and to which all magical energy eventually flows. Little else is known, but one of the biggest mysteries is where all the magis goes. The space around Kybele seems to wrap around her, and she disappears
Demonfey 10-10-05, 01:21 AM	Oh, blast, where'd she go? With that, Crowley begins scrying Kybele, and activating true seeing. I don't know where I'm going. Therefore, landing or crashing seem so much more fun than merely wandering around lost.
Von Crown 10-10-05, 01:34 AM	"Well, I thought you wanted to head after that bloke you were asking about. If not, well..." The one who was noted as looking like an owl speaks up. "If you wish, when we arrive I could have some memebers of the Order aid you in your sarch. They have very competent diviners, and I'm sure they could be of assisstance." Scrying turns up that she's at the HEF.
Demonfey 10-10-05, 01:36 AM	I do. I also understood that where you took off from would be relatively near his location @owl-looking guy: Do it. Now.
Von Crown 10-10-05, 01:38 AM	Owl-looking guy: "Well, I said when we land. Which should be in a few minutes, if you do not interfere with the flight."
Demonfey 10-10-05, 01:41 AM	Very well. Just know that I am in no mood for heroics. After all, the definition of a hero is "someone that gets people killed". At least, according to the people in a certain galaxy...what was the ship's name again? Ah, yes, I believe it was Serenity, or something like that. Had to quote the movie. :D
Von Crown 10-10-05, 01:45 AM	Haven't seen it. Yet. O-L G: "Name? Our ship has no name, though we pray to Ammut-Shameran that our flight may bring knowledge. And not result in our souls being eaten." He adds for good measure.
Demonfey 10-10-05, 01:47 AM	Different ship. Also, I don't eat souls. I just drag them down into the abyss and make them be horrifically tortured for the rest of eternity.
Von Crown 10-10-05, 01:53 AM	"Well, thank you for that bit of knowledge, but I was not actually referring to you. Ammut-Shameran is a diety recently discovered by the order. She is the goddess of knowledge and healing, and He is also the diety who consumes the hearts and souls of those judged unworthy in the afterlife. Pray tell, what is you name, so you may be added to the Order's tomes when we arrive, oh He-Who-Drags-Souls-Down-to-the-Abyss-and-Tortures-Them-for-All-Eternity?"
Demonfey 10-10-05, 01:56 AM	I am a nameless demon. You can call me Inferno, because that is a description that others have given me for the ferocity of my fits of rage.
Von Crown 10-10-05, 02:02 AM	"Very well, O mighty Inferno. Your file shall even be marked with a confirmed existence tab, seeing as I have met you myself. I am sure the others of the order will be pleased, since this is the first time we've ever gotten to use a confirmed existance tab. Did you earlier say you have met the Creator? Much time is spent at the order debating the Creator, since the it's identity is currently the center of a large Holy War covering most of Sume. If you could shed any light on this, I'm sure many would be estatic!" Congrats on your entry into a major religion!
Demonfey 10-10-05, 02:06 AM	He's the one I'm currently trying to find. His body, anyway. His soul is currently elsewhere. Yay! I'm a part of a world's religious beliefs! Now, to corrupt the followers...bwahahahaha...
Von Crown 10-10-05, 02:18 AM	"Eh... right. But do you think you could perhaps resolve the eternal debate? Is the Creator a Flying Creature made of Spaghetti, or is it an Invisible Pink Unicorn?"
Sargatanas 10-10-05, 02:22 AM	"Eh... right. But do you think you could perhaps resolve the eternal debate? Is the Creator a Flying Creature made of Spaghetti, or is it an Invisible Pink Unicorn?" Unicorn! UNICORN!
Demonfey 10-10-05, 02:26 AM	Actually, he is a vampire. In our dimension set, he has absorbed many items of great power into himself, and has made many things using that power. One of them is this world. Upon trying to get here with all his power at once, though, I believe his complete existence on the plane would have caused a dimensional collapse if he was to be here body and soul united, and so they schismed off, his body arriving here and still moving due to an advanced undead nature, his soul being jaunted back to our dimension as a protective measure from the dimension. It is also my opinion on why avatars are chosen by certain deities, although for them, not as extreme.
Von Crown 10-10-05, 02:32 AM	"A vampire? Well, I guess that could be considered... Are you certain that he was not really a Flying Sphagetti Monster or Invisible Pink Unicorn in disguise?
Demonfey 10-10-05, 02:36 AM	"A vampire? Well, I guess that could be considered... Are you certain that he was not really a Flying Sphagetti Monster or Invisible Pink Unicorn in disguise? Well, he does have a form that is a mass of tentacles, although they definitely aren't spaghetti and I've never seen him fly that way. Look, if your scryers can find who I'm looking for, I can ensure you meet him yourself directly afterwards, and of course be alive at the time, and even back here long enough for you to enlighten others. Until a unicorn believer would probably assassinate you, at least...
Von Crown 10-10-05, 02:44 AM	"Hmm... Tentacles, I guess that might work... Anyways, we should be arriving shortly" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monsterism Go there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn Go there too.
Demonfey 10-10-05, 02:48 AM	I could have definitely used this stuff for my high school senior anthology: "Fiction as a satire of the real world".
Von Crown 10-10-05, 02:51 AM	My dad emailed me about the FSM, I found other stuff from there. Just noticed two new things in the 'Joke Religion' category, better check those out.
Von Crown 10-11-05, 12:45 AM	"Uhh... Buckle up." The door swings shut. Moments later, the pod comes crashing to a halt. It then jolts upwards, and comes jerking to a sudden stop. A loud cheering can be heard from outside the pod. The door opens, and the three climb out of the vehicle, and the massive crowd outside becomes even louder.
Demonfey 10-11-05, 12:50 AM	Crowley exits the ship, with a new dent the size of his head in the ground, muttering Stupid lack of seatbelts for creatures my size...
Von Crown 10-11-05, 01:03 AM	The crowd draws ack suddenly, releasing a collective gasp. The owl-looking man steps forwands, holding both of his hands in the air. "People of Wheyr-Djack, do not be alarmed. This si the demon Inferno, He-Who-Drags-Souls-Down-to-the-Abyss-and-Tortures-Them-for-All-Eternity. He emerged from the Inverse Sun as we drew near, alongside a young girl who has since mysetiously vanished, and within a massive swarm of terrible insects. I present him, and he also has a request for the diviners of the Holy Order of Final Truths."
Demonfey 10-11-05, 12:43 PM	And now, for the gratuitous evil guy monologue: Very good, little one, but I just have to do some monologuing. It's probably genetic or something. With that, Crowley begins hovering above the heads of all there, umbral fire coursing around his body, and each of four palms coursing with eldritch energy, eyes glowing with the intensity of the fires of Hell, his voice booming with the volume of a volcanic eruption at point blank range. HEAR ME, PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD! I COME HERE TO FIND THE CREATOR OF THIS WORLD! HE IS HERE, AND IN HUMAN GUISE, AND A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM, THEN I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE EACH AND EVERY DENIZEN OF THIS WORLD BE FILLED WITH SO MUCH AGONY THAT AN ETERNITY IN HELL WOULD SEEM LIKE HEAVEN COMPARED TO FIVE SECONDS OF THE TORTURE I HAVE IN MIND*! Floating back to the ground, he turns to the group that just came off the ship Now, onto business. Lead on. *OOC: For I talk...of a vacation slide show that never ends and is held by Ben Stein! Hahahahaha! What, I can't joke about my own monologue when I'm bored?
Von Crown 10-13-05, 10:37 PM	The owl-looking man jumps a bit. "Err... Yes, of course. Walk this way."He then sets off with an unusual walk that consists of dragging his left foot every other step and hopping upwards every five steps. After he has walked about twenty feet, he suddenly vanishes into midair.
Wilds 10-13-05, 10:48 PM	"What need is there of torture?" A commonly dressed man says as he walks around aimlessly looking around.
Demonfey 10-14-05, 12:51 PM	The owl-looking man jumps a bit. "Err... Yes, of course. Walk this way."He then sets off with an unusual walk that consists of dragging his left foot every other step and hopping upwards every five steps. After he has walked about twenty feet, he suddenly vanishes into midair. I follow owl-looking man. "What need is there of torture?" A commonly dressed man says as he walks around aimlessly looking around. That's in a parallel dimension looking for Mordred, and an effect caused by an element that grows in PCs and BBEGs called "monologium"
Von Crown 10-14-05, 02:17 PM	You reach the point where he vanished, but nothing happens.
Demonfey 10-14-05, 02:29 PM	*Head back to the others and grab the tall guy to make sure he doesn't run away. Where did the owl-looking guy just go? It was the walk, wasn't it.
Von Crown 10-14-05, 04:04 PM	The half-elf is rather surprised. "Well, you didn't do what he told you. I mean, you just completely ignored what he said you had to do to reach the headquarters, so what do you expect?" Ayup.
Demonfey 10-14-05, 11:14 PM	The half-elf is rather surprised. "Well, you didn't do what he told you. I mean, you just completely ignored what he said you had to do to reach the headquarters, so what do you expect?" Ayup. Clutches the bridge of his nose with his claws* That statement can always be interpreted one of two ways. I followed one, and before trying the other one, I wanted to check and make sure I didn't just make myself look foolish in the attempt. Especially after that monologue. Curse you, monologium! Letting go of the half elf, Crowley then does the exact same walk as the owl-like guy.
WorldConquerer 10-15-05, 02:15 PM	A giant, hulking behemoth stands before you. Then a much smaller humanoin clothed in a red robe approaches and begins speaking. Hello. I see you have met my humble servant. Don't worry, he only smashes good things. I am *******. I am a representative from the THBOGGOF. I wish to join your guild. Hey y'all. Anyone know anything about the guild wars?
Demonfey 10-15-05, 11:06 PM	Yes. Make a character on the PC thread, ECL 15, tell me, I'll look, make comments via PM if things are wrong, and send you an approved PM when your character is truly finished. For rules and whatnot, the GMs are jagggar, necrodude16, and sssargoth.
Thomasyo4 10-16-05, 05:16 AM	You see a Giant human, who looks rather like an idiot,and 6 foot elf in bright pink robes stand before you. The pink one speaks. "Hello *bows* my name is Olaf I am an Evil wizard. (yay evil) and this is my human barbarian brother named 'fez'........ just, don't ask, I wear pink robes, for my father was a dreaded evil pink wizard and never took a point of damage, and i find it funny being evil and wearing bright pink muahahahahahahaha."
thasis 10-16-05, 03:58 PM	Hey, welcome to the guild. My character is supposedly dead so he's not going to in-game reply to you. But welcome to the guild. If your intressted in evil check out Sargantas's guild to... that is if your planning to join the Guild Wars.
Demonfey 10-16-05, 07:06 PM	Wait, when did Thasis the Evil die? The arena was a KO fight. All dead were returned to normal status after the fight.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-17-05, 12:00 AM	Guild Name: Guild of Ultimate Evil This is a new and revised Guild of Ultimate Evil. This is a brand new start for the guild... and also with the pruning I took the suggestion of starting a new thread :D. All members who were in the previous GoUE will still be members of this guild... that is unless you have betrayed us and joined the light side :P As you come up to the Guild of Ultimate Evil you relize how big the guild realy is. It's a giant black fortress that's kind of evil churchish. As you walk into the guild you see a giant hall. It's walls are made of black stone and the walls have tapestrys of torture, evil, and war on them. As you travel around the guild you see a meeting hall were there are several chairs and one main chair that is comprised of half-elven skulls. It's also much larger then the others. Througout the building there is a humungas libary, a torture chamber with all the most vile and evil torture devices known to man, a watch out tower, and a numereous rooms to stay in. The guild is obviously built for the evil. Guild Charter: The main goals of the foundation are as follows: -To stop good from hunting down evil -To oppose the Half Elven Foundation and other guilds of good -To gain political and millitary power -To gain access to the most vile of machines, spells, artifacts, and weapons Member List: Guild Master 1.) Thasis Guild Members: 2.) Droga 3.) Chaos Evoker 4.) Demonfay 5.) Turalisj 6.) Dyne 7.) Von Crown 8.) Gurney Hallek 9.) Redhase 10.) Drake the Dragonslayer 11.) Shandrakor 12.) Malik21 13.) Masamune 14.) Zombiemaniac 15.) KidDeath 16.) Arshes 17.) Sargatanas 18.) Master of Flames 19.) IM_TIM 20.) Alek Knell 21.) Mid-Boss Alliances: -Stormhand Foundation -Blackstar Syndite -Children of the Planes (Sub Ally) Enemies: -Half Elven Foundation -Purple Dragons Guild Leadership Score: Comming Soon Districts: Comming Soon Resource Income: Comming Soon Monthly Expenses: Comming Soon Guild Treasury/Items: Comming Soon Total Cost: Comming Soon Remaining Gold: Comming Soon Total[B]: 1,000,000 gp starting gold [B]Miscellaneous Guild Items: Comming Soon Guild Creations: Skygge as a Race (http://boards.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=7186786&postcount=180), Skygge Droga Prc (http://boards.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=7189414&postcount=187), Servent of the Skygge Prc (http://boards.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=7194650&postcount=189) There are no words that can describe this...primal god before you, save a few smatterings of Dark Speech...with a wave of his clawed hand, pantheons collapse, with one mighty word, faiths crumble.
Ashariana 10-17-05, 12:48 AM	Ashariana walks slowly into the guild of ultimate evil. Her black silken dress showing off her features in all the right places as she leans against her staff. A sweet seductive smile plays across her face as she looks across the members. She lets out a slight sigh and moistens her lips with the tip of her tounge. "Greetings oh great evil ones. I have come in service of the Temple. An offer of alliance I bear upon my lips. We will work well together if you accept. It is obvious we have many of the same enemies, and that our strength together will be great beyond words. We need only make this pact of alliance, and all of our enemies will cower before us, for what can they do against the combined might of our peoples? They can do nothing but cower in fear of the suffering they shall soon feel. For everything they have done to us in the past. Do we have an alliance?"
Demonfey 10-17-05, 01:24 AM	If I remember correctly, you already have the leader of the guild, namely Thasis. I thought the alliance was already agreed upon.
Ashariana 10-17-05, 02:00 AM	If I remember correctly, you already have the leader of the guild, namely Thasis. I thought the alliance was already agreed upon. Ashariana nods with her sweet smile still upon her face. She winks at whichever form of crowley is currently speaking and presses herself against her staff. "Yes... Thasis is one of our number. However Thasis the Evil is not... or has not shown himself. The original thasis says that his other selves have died, but I do not know how. We simply wish to make this alliance official, nothing more. We did not know if this guild was under new management with Thasis the evil's death or not... so this is why I have come here."
Demonfey 10-17-05, 02:07 AM	With you and your brother gaining your own guild hall, you have somewhat...dampened activity here. Hells, we haven't even seen A Thasis lately, not even Thasis the Good. You'd think he'd march on the GoUE or something, since we don't have anything set up, really. Anyway, feel free to make the alliance official if you like, but know that you probably have most of what would have become our newer members in your ranks anyway, and will continue to take the majority of any new blood for this hall, so we'll probably be like a withered limb attached to you as is.
Demonfey 10-17-05, 02:12 AM	There are no words that can describe this...primal god before you, save a few smatterings of Dark Speech...with a wave of his clawed hand, pantheons collapse, with one mighty word, faiths crumble. Make yourself at home. Rooms are to the right, past the library and the kitchen. Today's menu features fillet of soul (bad joke intended).
Ashariana 10-17-05, 02:22 AM	With you and your brother gaining your own guild hall, you have somewhat...dampened activity here. Hells, we haven't even seen A Thasis lately, not even Thasis the Good. You'd think he'd march on the GoUE or something, since we don't have anything set up, really. Anyway, feel free to make the alliance official if you like, but know that you probably have most of what would have become our newer members in your ranks anyway, and will continue to take the majority of any new blood for this hall, so we'll probably be like a withered limb attached to you as is. "I do not believe that this Guild of Ultimate Evil could ever truely fade from this world. It's existance has been far longer than ours, and it is a powerful force. There are many who are not allied with us that would come to these halls, seeking sheer destruction over our goals... though that is a part at times. This guild will never die, it cannot, and we would never allow it. Besides, these halls still have the power to take lands, and it still bears an army. As I have said... our combined might is the key to victory."
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-17-05, 02:31 AM	:devil: :dragon: Make yourself at home. Rooms are to the right, past the library and the kitchen. Today's menu features fillet of soul (bad joke intended). Member List: Guild Master 1.) Thasis Guild Members: 2.) Droga 3.) Chaos Evoker 4.) Demonfay 5.) Turalisj 6.) Dyne 7.) Von Crown 8.) Gurney Hallek 9.) Redhase 10.) Drake the Dragonslayer 11.) Shandrakor 12.) Malik21 13.) Masamune 14.) Zombiemaniac 15.) KidDeath 16.) Arshes 17.) Sargatanas 18.) Master of Flames 19.) IM_TIM 20.) Alek Knell 21.) Mid-Boss 22.) VampiricBloodlustNemesis The beast known only as "Nemesis" emerges from the darkened hallway and heads into his room, and begins setting up his things (NOTE: in humanoid form @ the moment)
Demonfey 10-17-05, 02:40 AM	"I do not believe that this Guild of Ultimate Evil could ever truely fade from this world. It's existance has been far longer than ours, and it is a powerful force. There are many who are not allied with us that would come to these halls, seeking sheer destruction over our goals... though that is a part at times. This guild will never die, it cannot, and we would never allow it. Besides, these halls still have the power to take lands, and it still bears an army. As I have said... our combined might is the key to victory." I never said anything about it dying. In fact, I have chosen to remain in these halls until such a time that it is prosperous yet again. I said that it would be like a withered limb-weak, withered, but still alive. Our army was originally Sargatanas' army, as you and Sargatanas were once fledgling members here. But now you've grown, and both of you have, in your way, splintered off from us, weakening us. The loss of Droga cost us his army, and the loss of Sargatanas cost us his army as well. Now, without Thasis, we must build an army anew.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-17-05, 02:42 AM	-deleted- once again, sorry
Demonfey 10-17-05, 02:45 AM	Okay...but you understand that you will never be allowed to use that thing here, right? Highest ECL at the moment that is allowed to take an active part is ECL 15, unless you gain levels. And with that, I turn in for the night.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-17-05, 02:56 AM	I REALIZE THAT, IT'S JUST A COOL CREATION SOMEONE MADE FOR ME, BUT I HAVE A ECL/CR 15 form of myself that i use too so its all good.
Von Crown 10-17-05, 04:55 PM	I just realized something about our guild that is very badly run. Guild Members: 2.) Droga 3.) Chaos Evoker 4.) Demonfay 5.) Turalisj 6.) Dyne 7.) Von Crown 8.) Gurney Hallek 9.) Redhase 10.) Drake the Dragonslayer 11.) Shandrakor 12.) Malik21 13.) Masamune 14.) Zombiemaniac 15.) KidDeath 16.) Arshes 17.) Sargatanas 18.) Master of Flames 19.) IM_TIM 20.) Alek Knell 21.) Mid-Boss 22.) VampiricBloodlustNemesis I am honestly really surprised no-one has noticed this yet. GURNEY HALLEK, REVEALED AS A TRAITOR AND A SPY, IS STILL ON THE MEMBERS LIST!!!! That... just... after the response from everyone... It hurts my... head... thinky... thing...
Demonfey 10-17-05, 05:03 PM	-deleted- once again, sorry That's okay. Thanks for deleting it. @von crown: I'll take care of it with the next installment. Thasis said it would be okay for me to run the place in his absence. IG... Oni Crowley does the strange walk.
Von Crown 10-17-05, 05:26 PM	You feel as if the world has been suddenly wrenched away from beneath you. As soon as the feeling comes, it is gone, and you are standing in a large entry hall of gleaming white marble. It is some sixty feet wide, and several hundred feet long. The ceiling is supported by massive marble columns a good hundred feet high spaced out every sixty feet or so. Between each set of colums on either wall to the left or right are huge arched wooden doorways. The owl looking man is standing a few feet away. "Hello, Inferno, and welcome to the grand record-hall of the Holy Order of Final Truths. I am Small Uncle. This order is where all the top religious scholars of our world gather in the search for the Final Truth of all divine beings. We presently have one confirmed divine being, as well as nine hundred and twenty two thousand, three hundred and eighty seven theoretical on file. We use the top thaumaturgical technology to attempt to learn further of which of these theories are true and which are just divine interference. Would you like to see some of our records, or would you rather head straight to the diviners?"
thasis 10-17-05, 05:27 PM	I never removed the name cause... never thought to. I'll get around to it. Sorry for the lack of posting by teh way. I'm busy, and realy, I've never done anything here other then introduce people into the guild. I might post some more later, but for now I'm going to be drift in the background, make an odd post. I need to work on my RPing skills anyways... I havn't played any real life D&D (as a player especialy) for some time...
Demonfey 10-17-05, 05:28 PM	I'd prefer just to go to the diviners. I'll look at the records later.
Von Crown 10-17-05, 05:31 PM	"Follow me" Small Uncle says, heading down the hall on the right side. After walking for a while, he turns and knocks on one of the doors. The door swings inwards, and Small Uncle motions inwards.
Demonfey 10-17-05, 05:33 PM	I follow him.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-17-05, 05:36 PM	ill handle any assassination / infiltration jobs. im having an odd moment and may make a pixie or kobold assassin.....im weird but i like it that way
Von Crown 10-17-05, 05:39 PM	Once inside, you see a fairly smallish room far less impressive than the hallway outside. The rooms is about 30 feet on a side, with the cieling at about 15 or so. Along the walls and standing free in the room there are a multitude of tables and desks, with crystal balls connected to some bizzare rectangular boxes spaced fairly evenly along on them. There is a small door on the opposite wall to the left. Small Uncle goes and sits near one of them, removing from underneath the table a metal rectangle with a multitude of small raised buttons, connected to the box by a wire. He sets this on the table in front of the crystal ball. He turns to you. "Now, wha information can you give me about this guy you're looking for?" By the way, has the Prune hit yet? I haven't heard anyone mention it recently, and I remember a little while back the boards were down for about a day or so. Was that it?
Demonfey 10-17-05, 05:55 PM	No. If it were, the HEF would be gone. This. And with that, Crowley carefully sends every bit of knowledge he has of Von Crown into Small Uncle's head.
Von Crown 10-17-05, 06:02 PM	"Right." Small Uncle begins to rapidly press the buttons on the metal rectangle and, glyphs appear in the crystal ball. After a time, he hits one button with particular force and leans back, slowly pressing one button repeatedly. "We'll, we've got three matches as close as it can read on physical appearance, and several matches on personaltiy, but none of these are concurrent. Which should I look into further?"
Demonfey 10-17-05, 06:17 PM	Look into the matches of physical appearance, matched with no personality, or like an automaton.
Von Crown 10-17-05, 06:50 PM	"Okay. One response." Monologium levels reached critical mass. I just vented 'em at the Knights.
Demonfey 10-17-05, 06:58 PM	So I noticed...
thasis 10-17-05, 10:23 PM	At that momment the doors to the Guild of Ultimate Evil burst open. A tall dark familiar figure walks in. It is Thasis the Evil. He is covered in blood, cuts, and he has an EXTREMLY large gash on his chest. Blood is pumping out with no end. He then collapses onto the ground. Two small hunched men run up to there master and they start chattering in an unknown languge. One runs off to the clerical area. One Thasis's clerical minions comes running out. "He's in critical stage. I have to cast my spells right away to save him". He then starts to chant, Thasis' gash on his chest starts to slowly close over. It doesn't get anywhere near healed though "He's going to survive but it'll require some time for recovery. My magic is limited so I can't heal him anywhere close to completly"
Demonfey 10-17-05, 11:28 PM	We can rebuild him. We have the knowledge of someone with the technology to make him faster, better, not bleeding as badly. *Loots the body* And his wallet. :D
thasis 10-18-05, 12:29 PM	Ummmm... I'm not dead you know. I'm recovering.
Demonfey 10-18-05, 10:56 PM	Yeah, I know, I just like the idea of having you upgraded (heartwise) so that you can heal yourself by a certain use of a sithilar heart.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-18-05, 11:42 PM	"Thasssssiisssss........."the small reptilian creature emerges from the shadows, shrouded in a tattered cloak, astride the back of a gruesome looking lizard which hisses as much as its master, a longbow strapped across his back and a spiked gauntlet encasing one hand, the other tucking a wickedly curved sickle into his belt. " I need your help Thassssiisssss" and you Demonfey, i wish to propose an alliance
Von Crown 10-18-05, 11:47 PM	[accent=british]He's not quite dead yet... He's gettin' better [/monty python refrence]
Demonfey 10-19-05, 12:01 AM	"Thasssssiisssss........."the small reptilian creature emerges from the shadows, shrouded in a tattered cloak, astride the back of a gruesome looking lizard which hisses as much as its master, a longbow strapped across his back and a spiked gauntlet encasing one hand, the other tucking a wickedly curved sickle into his belt. " I need your help Thassssiisssss" and you Demonfey, i wish to propose an alliance Technically, you already have one being a member of this guild and all. Also, Thasis is unconscious at the moment.
thasis 10-19-05, 12:34 AM	Thasis the Evil's eyes then flutter open. You can sense the pain he is suffering from the look he has in his eyes. He has a paranoid look in his eyes. He seems disoriented.
Demonfey 10-19-05, 08:52 AM	How'd you like a new heart that can repair you, Thasis?
thasis 10-19-05, 01:37 PM	Thasis' eyes dart towar Crowley "How'd I get here! What happened?"
Demonfey 10-19-05, 02:40 PM	You walked in looking like, well, how you do now, and then you fell unconscious. I began planning on having your heart replaced with a sithilar's heart, which is basically an auto-healing organ that can regenerate the body once every twenty four hours when reduced unconscious from severe damage, but can't bring back the dead. Oh, and make you pay for your own graft with your own money. *Drops Thasis' money in front of him.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-19-05, 03:22 PM	Technically, you already have one being a member of this guild and all. Also, Thasis is unconscious at the moment. then it is done
thasis 10-19-05, 03:33 PM	Thasis looks at Crowley with a slighly calmer look "How much will this new heart cost? And is there dangers in having it put in?"
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-19-05, 03:46 PM	The small, shadowy kobold holds up a still-dripping elf heart: "will thissss work?" :chicken:
Demonfey 10-19-05, 03:53 PM	The small, shadowy kobold holds up a still-dripping elf heart: "will thissss work?" :chicken: ...where'd you get that around here? I didn't notice you leave, Also, no, its too small. @Thasis: The only danger would be during the replacing of your current heart, and that'd be only if the grafter was knocked out. It would cost about 91,000 gold. If you wanted to replace your blood, and have it cause your body to heal faster naturally, it would be 182,000 gold.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-19-05, 03:58 PM	...where'd you get that around here? I didn't notice you leave hehehe, had it in my pack....dont ask
thasis 10-19-05, 09:01 PM	"I'm sorry, I can't afford it. That should be no problem though. I can recover on my own. It might take some extra time however"
Demonfey 10-19-05, 09:05 PM	You have access to the guild funds, remember? And keeping the leader as healthy as possible is guild business. Also, next time you leave, I'm going to begin investing in guild defenses.
thasis 10-19-05, 09:14 PM	"I don't plan on leaving again. If you want to be in charge of the Guild Defense at this period and time I would allow it"
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-19-05, 09:18 PM	^ ill do it :chicken:
Demonfey 10-19-05, 09:21 PM	Deal. 200,000 aside for other stuff (loans, hiring assassins, etc) 800,000 for defenses. Ideas on defenses?
Demonfey 10-19-05, 09:22 PM	^ ill do it :chicken: Finish a character, then we'll talk.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-19-05, 09:23 PM	Deal. 200,000 aside for other stuff (loans, hiring assassins, etc) 800,000 for defenses. Ideas on defenses? i wanna be an infiltrator/assassin kinda deal
Demonfey 10-19-05, 09:26 PM	I meant copious amounts of assassins (10, 20 if cheap enough).
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-19-05, 09:40 PM	but thats what i'd like to do also :chicken: - has become my new fav smiley,lol
Demonfey 10-19-05, 09:51 PM	You'd do it pro bono (no money), being a member of the guild and all.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-19-05, 10:06 PM	i still have funds from my Wyrm's hoard
Demonfey 10-19-05, 10:07 PM	200,000 gp limit for characters. Remember that.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-19-05, 10:10 PM	200,000 gp limit for characters. Remember that. got it :chicken:
thasis 10-20-05, 12:58 AM	So what sort of stuff would make a good defense?
Demonfey 10-20-05, 01:01 AM	Let's start with the basics: walls, siege weapons, stuff like that. What kind of fortress do we want? Do we want to have a flying ship, or maybe something that burrows to catch our enemies from below? Classic evil castle? Asking for suggestions.
thasis 10-20-05, 01:04 AM	Mmm... ground building. I was thinking Templeish... I dunno though. Magical defenses?
Demonfey 10-20-05, 01:24 AM	Few things from the Draconomicon, Power word spells, some undead, reinforced doors and windows, special siege weapons, an escape dirgible (because every good lair needs an escape pod), maybe some constructs (tell me type you prefer). Oh, and of course, the *insert water creature here* pit. First enchanted items: cloudgathering orb (for the right atmosphere), 33,000 gp; inscriptions of privacy (keep people from scrying), 14,000 gp; pitch black luminary (place it so that it activates when a group of people are near two pit traps, and rig the pits so that one will only go off when two pressure plates are pressed, namely one in front and one behind, so that where there was solid ground at first, there isn't any more :devil:), 15,000 gp without the pits; combine that with a cavern of the earthbound (no flying over the pits), 14,000 gp; greater pool of scrying, 33,000 gp; and finally, veil of obscurity, meaning no cheap paladin ability to give positions away, 25,000 gp. Starting: 33+14+15+14+33+25=134*1000=134,000 gp spent on these defenses for those.
thasis 10-20-05, 01:28 AM	Sounds good. How bout one of those golem dragons from the Dracanomican?
Demonfey 10-20-05, 01:34 AM	Hoping you'd say that. Ironwyrms cost 225,000 gp, and drakestone cost 175,000 gp. Drakestone are CR 15, Ironwyrm CR17. We could get at two of either, or maybe four drakestone and still be in the budget.
Demonfey 10-20-05, 01:36 AM	Need a building size before I can figure out prices for the building itself. Escape dirgible alone: 35,000 gp. Add, say, darkwood armor to cover the entire thing, 3000*12=36,000 more, that's 61,000gp and only 6000 pounds of armor, leaving two tons of cargo space. Couple ballistas would be 500 gp each, 1000 on rotating platforms, and 1500 lbs per ballista without rotating platform, 2500 lbs with the platform.
Cell 10-20-05, 01:45 AM	You see a man wearing a dark black cloak open the black hellish door of the gilld, drenched in rain he slowly aproches thasis. Then sayes "hey thasis old pal I had to kill alot of people to come and see you how ya been hows the whole guild thing working out for ya? hey I just came back frome masacring a whole town i thought i would just hangout at this guild for a while that ok with you? :D old friend of thasis like to build army kill whole races ya know the basics :cool:
Demonfey 10-20-05, 01:48 AM	Hello? Build army, you say? Perfect. I'm working on the building itself. What do you think about defenses so far?
Cell 10-20-05, 01:57 AM	umm yes i do build armys defece castles my personal fave def is gun powder lol um could i be of any asistance? good i like it hmmm i realize thasis is umm not so well right now lol good timing
Cell 10-20-05, 02:01 AM	i am willing to pichin some money if posible...if i have any
Cell 10-20-05, 02:08 AM	hey could one of you give me an exact size of the fortress posibly a discription
Demonfey 10-20-05, 02:15 AM	We got 1 mil in gold for defenses, so no need to pitch in money. I am currently working on defenses. This entire page has what I've been working on.
Cell 10-20-05, 02:25 AM	hmmmm 1 mill in defences.... how much defence do we need with a 23 membered gang.. anyways can i be of nay asistance i might be able to get a few tons of gun powder and explosives :D well i should probably talk to thasis about that but its too late to phone him
Demonfey 10-20-05, 02:32 AM	You bring the explosives, I'll bring the endless bag of caltrops. Also, at least two enemy guilds have an army (Stormhand and Tyranor training bases), so better safe, right? Besides, I noticed our allies don't have any defenses yet, so if they need something to hide behind, they bring their gold and armies, and we cover them, using their funds to help boost our own and get greater defenses up. If you make the army, then that'd also be something else for the defenses... Another defense: Claymore minefield.
Cell 10-20-05, 02:39 AM	i should be bale to create some sort of explosive field oh and army no prob i hope wll it might be or i might have 2000 zombies and 1000 ghoules 1000 orcs posibly i know wher to get them but i have to talk to thatsis about somthing first
Demonfey 10-20-05, 02:47 AM	Okay. I'll get back to you on that tomorrow, then.
Demonfey 10-20-05, 10:53 AM	Costs so far 134,000 gp (magical items to protect the building on hand, taking suggestions on more) 225,000 gp or 175,000 gp (golem prices) Personally, I'd go with the drakestone, because they are more affordable which means more golems. Let's say two drakestone golems for now 350,000 gp (pair of golems) Total: 489,000 gp spent Scrap the dirgible Optional: Bag of endless caltrops (2,300 gp, gives endless supply of pointy things, especially handy for claymore minefield idea.) Dwarven tunneler (70,000 gp, surprise the enemy by coming up right beneath their mages, or maybe heavy weaponry before getting away in the tunnel you make) Summon fiends, and maybe begin letting monsters lair here (happens in real D&D, so why not here?), using a table of indigenous monsters (check with GMs on this tactic) Anyone have the Stronghold builder's handbook?
thasis 10-20-05, 12:45 PM	I have a friend who has one. I'm not very good at using it or planning out fortresses thouhg. That's why I never got around to designing defenses or anyhting for the GoUE...<<...>>... And Cell, your limited to being ECL 15 (which is basically Level 15) and you have 200,000 GP to spend on equipment when designing your character. Any money you don't spend will be extra cash for in-game. When I come over to your house next I'll help you whip up a character and I'll go over playing online a bit more. Anywayz, I'll see if I can grab my friends Strongholy Builders Guide for refrence anywayz. And any combo of those dragons seems good. Do what seems fit.
thasis 10-20-05, 12:57 PM	Thasis the Evil looks at the newcommer "I am sorry sir but I am not sure who you are. I think you might have mistaken me for my father-of-sorts Thasis the Original. He is currently residing in the Temple of the Dammned. I think he is resting currently however. If you wish to stay here in my halls though you may. My name is Thasis the Evil, I am part of Thasis the Original. When he died his essence was split into to parts, Thasis the Good and Thasis the Evil. Those two parts of him were reincarnated into two diffrent bodies. For me it was the body of this monstrosity of a Skygge" he then points to his massive black demon-like body "and for Thasis the Good he was reincarned into a humans body. So if you are one of the evil kind I'd suggest staying away from Thasis the Good. Oh, and Thasis the Original, the one I'm assuming you know, has recently been restored to life. So once again, if you wish to see him he is in the Temple of the Dammned"
Demonfey 10-20-05, 01:02 PM	Okay, then lets start with two drakestone golems and go from there. The magical items, except for maybe the pitch black luminary, are necessary, for keeping our plans secret and allowing us to know the plans of our enemies. When you get the book, I need the price of the three stone walls you like the most, or even metal but preferrably stone so we don't need to worry about rusting grasp spells being our downfall.
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-20-05, 01:27 PM	*whistles and pretends not to be reading all the foundation's defenses*
Demonfey 10-20-05, 01:37 PM	Go ahead and look. It'll all be up here when completed anyway. Also, I may have business for you later.
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-20-05, 01:44 PM	Also.. come to Glenns if you have any golem needs. He can give you a discount. Also keep effigies in mind [/shameless plug]
Cell 10-20-05, 01:45 PM	hmmm sounds good I turn to look at thasis "hmmm at the temple of the dammed you say, I think I will stay here for a while. I will visit him but not now, I get a roof over my head and free food....... freeee fooood"
Demonfey 10-20-05, 01:45 PM	Drakestone are CL 16 to make, so that will have to be an NPC maker. Otherwise, we'll keep you in mind. Yeah, we're having a piranha swarm in here. Simply because it feels so right for this place.
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-20-05, 01:48 PM	Drakestone are CL 16 to make, so that will have to be an NPC maker. Otherwise, we'll keep you in mind. After a bit of confusion with a friend's PrC (the Artifex, which nightscreamer made and has used here before) we have determined that indeed Glenn can make things up to CL 17. CL 18 next level, so people should challenge him to a duel or two so he can get some experience.
Demonfey 10-20-05, 01:50 PM	Was that class ever approved? If so, then I'll see what I can do about a few duels.
Cell 10-20-05, 01:51 PM	i might be bale to create an ofence army while you get the golems for defence
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-20-05, 01:55 PM	Was that class ever approved? If so, then I'll see what I can do about a few duels. Orcy isn't really sure. It's basically an improved artificer, granting reductions to prices and such. Orcy thinks its a pretty good PrC. [UR:=http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=263657]Here[/URL] is the link. Also, Cell. Do you have a character made and approved for the games? (ECL 15) If not, you'll need to make one before actually creating any army or such for in game reasons.
Cell 10-20-05, 01:58 PM	oh dnt wrry i know this week end the owener of theguild is sleeping over at my place we will owrk there
Demonfey 10-20-05, 02:04 PM	Orcy isn't really sure. It's basically an improved artificer, granting reductions to prices and such. Orcy thinks its a pretty good PrC. [UR:=http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=263657]Here[/URL] is the link. Also, Cell. Do you have a character made and approved for the games? (ECL 15) If not, you'll need to make one before actually creating any army or such for in game reasons. Put it on the materials approval thread. Also, how's the progress on the grafts?
Orcy The Green Wonder 10-20-05, 02:11 PM	Put it on the materials approval thread. Also, how's the progress on the grafts? Orcy has heard nothing about them since Jagggar's post. So he isn't sure.
thasis 10-20-05, 02:28 PM	If Orcy's character can make the Golems that might be benificial to us. Maybe cheeper then a NPC? *hint hint to Orcy ;) *
Demonfey 10-20-05, 03:19 PM	Thasis, we aren't even sure if the class that will let him do stuff like that is approved. If it is, then I will also try to commision that nimblewright in addition to the other stuff, out of Sulkyr's funds, but, otherwise, its still up in the air. In the mean time, how let's get a demonflesh golem. CR 18, 260,000 gp, and is definitely a symbol of our guild. Created from the most evil parts of demons, it is completely made of fiendish grafts, has a fear and charm eye, sees in darkness and invisibility, has a claw arm, 18/36 BAB/grapple, has spell like abilities, and is actually intelligent. What do you say?
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-20-05, 03:47 PM	anyone looking to hire a merc?
Demonfey 10-20-05, 04:02 PM	To repost the list with some edits (took out pitch black luminary) Costs so far 119,000 gp (magical items to protect the building on hand, taking suggestions on more) 175,000 gp (drakestone golem price) 350,000 gp (pair of golems) Total: 474,000 gp spent Scrap the dirgible Optional: Bag of endless caltrops (2,300 gp, gives endless supply of pointy things, especially handy for claymore minefield idea.) Dwarven tunneler (70,000 gp, surprise the enemy by coming up right beneath their mages, or maybe heavy weaponry before getting away in the tunnel you make) Summon fiends, and maybe begin letting monsters lair here (happens in real D&D, so why not here?), using a table of indigenous monsters (check with GMs on this tactic) Demonflesh golem (260,000 gp, CR 18) On to main kind of army, since this needs to have input on materials needed before it can continue. Main mass few dozen normally evil races (giants, goblinoids, etc), with either a skygge in command of each group or a half fiend (insert low ECL race here) fighter, if low enough, with levels of blackguard, and each commander of the group reporting to a melee character. Scouts can be kobold/goblin/human, with VampiricBloodlustNemesis being one of those in command (he wants to, after all). Finally, casters mix of all races, mostly adepts, few wizards/sorcerors/warlocks, stuff like that. Sound good? Aerial support people with training to stay on dire bats/giant ravens. Naval power (since no one else has really decided to go with that since the sea farer's guild) can be pirates (rangers, rogues, and fighters that know how to sail), dread pirates being in charge of that.
Von Crown 10-20-05, 04:54 PM	Do you think your earlier idea about an allied guild setting up an HQ in here would be allowed, Demonfey? If so, I've been planning on reviving the Blackstar Syndicate for the guilds wars for quite some time. I'd put some og the funds towards further bolstering defenses, and the rest for a little idea I have in mind...
Demonfey 10-21-05, 12:11 AM	Make it so, Von Crown. Post that you're taking the Blackstar money with you, and we can ask the GMs if fusing the two would allowable.
thasis 10-21-05, 01:15 PM	A combined Blackstar Syndicate and a GoUE. I like the idea. It keeps allies close :D . We should probally create a new post though, especialy cause this one is already over 1000 Posts long.
Demonfey 10-21-05, 02:20 PM	Shall I?
thasis 10-21-05, 02:33 PM	Create a new post? Na, I want to do that. It is my guild afterall, and I am back and posting so I'm up for the responsibility. I'll do it toomarow though. I'm at my friend Tim's (he's Cell on the boards) all day today and all night and all toomarow morning so I'll see if I can get around to it toomarow.
Demonfey 10-21-05, 02:35 PM	Okay. Just add the post on current defense ideas/prices. Also, what do you think about the demonflesh golem?
thasis 10-21-05, 02:48 PM	Sounds killer. I love those guys. From the Fiend Folio right?
thasis 10-21-05, 02:53 PM	I posted the new GoUE. I'm basically saying don't post there yet though. How are we going to merge with the Blackstar Syndicate? Keep to seperate threads still... just same propery In-Game? Or are we going to make one thread for both guilds?
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-21-05, 03:14 PM	would be one thread for both, and merge the ranks and if you want ill help create jobs,safe houses, etc
Demonfey 10-21-05, 03:19 PM	First, I think you're right on the merging, Nemesis*. I think we're doing okay so far on stuff being made, though. *Just going to call you Nemesis, because it's shorter. I'll go get that demonflesh golem now, and yes, its FF.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-21-05, 03:34 PM	First, I think you're right on the merging, Nemesis*. I think we're doing okay so far on stuff being made, though. *Just going to call you Nemesis, because it's shorter. I'll go get that demonflesh golem now, and yes, its FF. Nemesis is just fine thats one of my nicknames irl too :chicken:
Cell 10-21-05, 07:10 PM	What's going on? Are we making two guilds into one thread or something?
Demonfey 10-21-05, 07:26 PM	We're planning on merging on the new thread, but Thasis needs time to set up before its good to post on.
Demonfey 10-21-05, 07:54 PM	Someone begin making standard soldiers. Use Dyne's work on PCT4, page 2, as a basis because it is a good template for soldiers
thasis 10-21-05, 08:47 PM	It's good for posting now. Thasis going to go change that now.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-21-05, 09:07 PM	I Posted Him On The Character Page
Cell 10-22-05, 01:20 AM	i finaly got my charecter posted yay! hehehe
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-22-05, 01:28 AM	where?
Demonfey 10-22-05, 03:29 AM	Same page as you.
VampiricBloodlustNemesis 10-22-05, 12:34 PM	ok ill go c it
Demonfey 10-23-05, 01:25 AM	For reference: stronghold rules (GM's own rules) (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=6147437)