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Slightly_Insane_Mage

06-09-06, 02:54 PM
Previously at The Little Magic Shop (before I found a new love for dogs)

Hello, I am the Slightly Insane Mage but you may call me Brothetisomneaoupoup, or Bro for short. I have just opened a magic shop of odds and ends (much more odds than ends). Are you looking for a strange or little known magic item for a friend, an enemy, a loved one, or for your self, then come on by and buy.
This is also a nice to hang out for adventurers, so please stay and help your self to some salty treats, remember if it craws around it is most likely not dip. Also, please don't not open the iron flask on the top shelf, it's not dip either.
I may not be in all the time so if I'm not here, than you can pin your order to the wall and I will try to fill it.
Have fun and please don't mind the trash monsters and chaos beasts that live in the backyard

Got anything on special offer?

I am always offering pouches of Pyro-Lernean Snapdragon seeds and you can adopt an Exploding Hamster.

I dunno, this could be an interesting themed custom built magic item thread. Hell, I'll provide the bait, let's see if anyone bites

Bro, my fellow adventurers and I have had nothing but problems with the local thieves guild sending assassins after us. Fighting the dastardly buggers is simple enough, but finding them in the first place is the hard part, since they are fond of using both stealth and invisibility. I have 10,000 gp to spend, what can you show me in a goggle or forehead accessory?

In this shop, I buy and sell, so if you have an interesting product idea feel free to present it to me and we will come up with an agreement-on-paper-kind-of-thing that will profit us both.

Are the thieves orcs? If they are, I carry a line of elven swords that may be useful.
However, for headgear I cannot think of... wait I know what you need. A Circlet of the Air Dragon. This circlet becomes an invisible/ethereal dragon-like creature (actually a construct) that is completely blind to the material plane but perfectly sees invisible and ethereal creatures, and only other creatures that are both invisible and ethereal can see it in dragon-like construct form. In circlet form, it is easily visible and adjusts in size to new wears' heads. Speaking of heads, I stole the design from Tiamut, so you may want to hide it around blue and green dragons. I have quite enough gold, but I can give you the circlet for three quotes for my ever growing sig.
Beeblebrox

06-11-06, 06:22 PM
Ooh. I saw this when it was in the D&D General Forum.

My friend, I would like to adopt an Exploding Hamster. Or, if they're available, a Rather Large And Extremely Dangerous Exploding Hamster.
Beeblebrox

06-12-06, 03:12 PM
Also, what do you have in the way of magical utensils?
Slightly_Insane_Mage

06-14-06, 12:39 AM
Of course the RLAEDEH are available for adoption, I even have a care sheet for them.

Care sheet
RLAEDEH aka Rather Large And Extremely Dangerous Exploding Hamster
Description: RLAEDEH are Halfling sized hamsters with red fur.
Enclosure: It is imperative that the RLAEDEH be kept in an open air environment, as far as possible for hard surfaces and flammables. If your RLAEDEH should come in to contact with a hard surface it will detonate and the resulting explosion will be equivalent to a fireball spell cast by a 10th level wizard.
Temperament: RLAEDEH are very friendly creatures that like to be pet, very softly, and cuddled, again very softly, and are generally described as being in a good mood. However, NEVER ANGER A RLAEDEH! When you’re RLAEDEH is angry it will puff up its checks. If not claimed down quickly it will click audibly three times and then detonate and the resulting explosion will be equivalent to a delayed blast fireball spell cast by a 20th level wizard.
Diet: RLAEDEHs eat grains and fresh fruit. As a special treat they can be given very spicy foods and are especially found of Gehennan Death Peppers. Do not feed a RLAEDEH meat for this will case them to instantly detonate and the resulting explosion will be equivalent to a retributive strike from a fully charged Staff of Power
Owner Experience Level Recommended: moderate and above.

There is a adoption fee of 1 quote or phrase for my ever growing sig and you need to sign a waver; I don't really who you sign, just find someone waving their hand and sign your name on them. I never really cared that much about legal formalities, I just don't want the cats, err, I mean cops to close down my shop again. If you're looking for magical eating utensils, I have a special on Murlund's magic spoon, buy one and get the hypoallergenic version for free.
Aramar the Black

06-14-06, 12:51 AM
Do you sell spidersilk? Or perhaps Mallorn seeds? And what do you have in the area of ensorceled weaponry? Ammunition is mainly what I'm looking for.

I can offer wittiness, magic items, and/or exotic creatures in return.
Beeblebrox

06-14-06, 05:24 PM
Of course the RLAEDEH are available for adoption, I even have a care sheet for them.

Care sheet
RLAEDEH aka Rather Large And Extremely Dangerous Exploding Hamster
Description: RLAEDEH are Halfling sized hamsters with red fur.
Enclosure: It is imperative that the RLAEDEH be kept in an open air environment, as far as possible for hard surfaces and flammables. If your RLAEDEH should come in to contact with a hard surface it will detonate and the resulting explosion will be equivalent to a fireball spell cast by a 10th level wizard.
Temperament: RLAEDEH are very friendly creatures that like to be pet, very softly, and cuddled, again very softly, and are generally described as being in a good mood. However, NEVER ANGER A RLAEDEH! When you’re RLAEDEH is angry it will puff up its checks. If not claimed down quickly it will click audibly three times and then detonate and the resulting explosion will be equivalent to a delayed blast fireball spell cast by a 20th level wizard.
Diet: RLAEDEHs eat grains and fresh fruit. As a special treat they can be given very spicy foods and are especially found of Gehennan Death Peppers. Do not feed a RLAEDEH meat for this will case them to instantly detonate and the resulting explosion will be equivalent to a retributive strike from a fully charged Staff of Power
Owner Experience Level Recommended: moderate and above.

There is a adoption fee of 1 quote or phrase for my ever growing sig and you need to sign a waver; I don't really who you sign, just find someone waving their hand and sign your name on them. I never really cared that much about legal formalities, I just don't want the cats, err, I mean cops to close down my shop again.
Hmmm... I've seen this one around the boards. It's good if you like computer jokes.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those that understand binary, and those that don't.

If you're looking for magical eating utensils, I have a special on Murlund's Magic Spoon, buy one and get the hypoallergenic version for free.
I was looking more for something that assists in making food more delicious, or in making delicious food. Perhaps a magical pot, or something, would be good too. Just anything to make the Barbarian's "Ooga Stew" taste better. Please.

As for my signature, here it is.

I, Beeb, hereby waive all rights to whatever it is I'm waiving at. As long as I get my Hamster.

-Beeb
Slightly_Insane_Mage

06-16-06, 05:32 PM
Do you sell Spidersilk? Or perhaps Mallorn seeds? And what do you have in the area of ensorcelled weaponry? Ammunition is mainly what I'm looking for.

Yes I carry Spidersilk; but I try not to, it always sticks to me when I pick it up. Is there something in particular that you wanted made in Spidersilk. Mallorn seeds, Mallorn seeds.. Oh! You mean Mallorn nuts. No, I don’t have the nut of the Mellyrn, the gray elves are very stingy with them unfortunately. I have an impressive assortment magically weaponry, including arrows, bolts, and sling-stones. What kind of weapon do you need.

I can offer wittiness, magic items, and/or exotic creatures in return

That won’t be necessary, I charge in new quotes or phrases for my ever growing signature.

Mr. Beeblebrox, for “Ooga Stew” I would suggest adding some garlic.

Please take your pick of baby hamsters. I only let the babies be adopted, it keeps people from using them as ammunition and lets the Hamster get attached to you so it will be less likely to blow up on you. for image go to
http://www.hamsterific.com/images/hamsters/SyrianPups.jpg
Beeblebrox

06-20-06, 02:55 PM
Mr. Beeblebrox, for “Ooga Stew” I would suggest adding some garlic.

Please take your pick of baby hamsters. I only let the babies be adopted, it keeps people from using them as ammunition and lets the Hamster get attached to you so it will be less likely to blow up on you. for image go to
http://www.hamsterific.com/images/hamsters/SyrianPups.jpg
Thank you for the advice. A little wild garlic and "Ooga Stew" wasn't half-bad.

On a side note, I have decided to name my Exploding Hamster Wilbur. It seems like a fine name, for an Exploding Hamster.

Question, in your notes, you said that the Hamsters really enjoyed Gehennan Death Peppers, do you sell those here? Or do I need to find some for myself?

Thanks for everything!

-Beeb
Aramar the Black

06-20-06, 11:46 PM
Yes I carry Spidersilk; but I try not to, it always sticks to me when I pick it up. Is there something in particular that you wanted made in Spidersilk. Mallorn seeds, Mallorn seeds.. Oh! You mean Mallorn nuts. No, I don’t have the nut of the Mellyrn, the gray elves are very stingy with them unfortunately. I have an impressive assortment magically weaponry, including arrows, bolts, and sling-stones. What kind of weapon do you need.


Hmm...I didn't think that spidersilk was usually that sticky....where do you get yours?
Do you happen to sell it in yards? If not, then maybe in sq. feet?

I would like to purchase some general enhanced ammunition, of varying power level, if possible; perhaps 10 arrows, 10 bolts, and 10 sling-stones.
Also, if you have any kind of ammunnition ensorceled with specific properties, I would like a few a of those as well. Say, three or four varieties, with a copy or two of each.
Lady Rolindin

06-22-06, 08:14 PM
what types of arrows do you sell, with different types of spells on them?
arrows of slaying with lighting bolts, arrows of change aligment, arrows of far shot.
Slightly_Insane_Mage

06-29-06, 12:01 PM
Question, in your notes, you said that the Hamsters really enjoyed Gehennan Death Peppers, do you sell those here? Or do I need to find some for myself?
I do have some, although they are better fresh. I'll make you a deal post this in you sig "Visit The Little Magic Shop. For all your needs, wants and whims we have what-its, dohickies, and exploding hamsters. We are convenently located in the Guild House." and i'll give you some preplanted Gehennan Death Peppers plants free of charge

Hmm...I didn't think that spidersilk was usually that sticky....where do you get yours?
Do you happen to sell it in yards? If not, then maybe in sq. feet?

I would like to purchase some general enhanced ammunition, of varying power level, if possible; perhaps 10 arrows, 10 bolts, and 10 sling-stones.
Also, if you have any kind of ammunnition ensorceled with specific properties, I would like a few a of those as well. Say, three or four varieties, with a copy or two of each.

I get my spidersilk from the back end of spiders, is there anywhere else you can get it? I sell it in square meters; I would sell in square feet, but feet smell bad and tend to be kind of rounded. I did sell it in square yards, nut it keep getting grass stains.

Talk more later a shipment just arrived, this could either be messy or dangerious, FUN! :cheer:
Aramar the Black

07-01-06, 12:08 PM
Ah.
I had envisioned a less direct approach.
Slightly_Insane_Mage

07-01-06, 05:10 PM
I have three new products
Aroma of Dirty Dreams
Boots of Random Teleportation
Rug of Welcome

I would like to purchase some general enhanced ammunition, of varying power level, if possible; perhaps 10 arrows, 10 bolts, and 10 sling-stones.
Also, if you have any kind of ammunnition ensorceled with specific properties, I would like a few a of those as well. Say, three or four varieties, with a copy or two of each.

what types of arrows do you sell, with different types of spells on them?
arrows of slaying with lighting bolts, arrows of change aligment, arrows of far shot.

If you're looking for what I think you're looking for, I can get them. but I'll need to special order them, and I'd have to charge you regular price. In the shop, right now, I have Cupid's Arrows and Bullets of Gender Change. Would those do?
Aramar the Black

07-02-06, 10:45 AM
In the shop, right now, I have Cupid's Arrows and Bullets of Gender Change. Would those do?

How much?
Slightly_Insane_Mage

07-02-06, 04:13 PM
1 new quote or phrase for my ever growing signature for one quiver of either.
Aramar the Black

07-03-06, 12:13 PM
here a slightly ad lib first line from a version of "Row, Row, Row your boat", as sung by King Firday from Mr. Rodgers.

"Propel, propel, propel your craft, evenly along the watercourse."

The next is a sample of military logic:

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
Slightly_Insane_Mage

07-03-06, 09:06 PM
Thank you very much, now was that one of each or two of one or the other

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Maybe one shouldn't keep his frineds close but his enemies closer. I love the phrases, thank's again
Aramar the Black

07-03-06, 11:06 PM
One of each, please.

How much do you want for the Boots of Random Teleportation?
And a couple quivers/bags of generic enhanced ammunition?
Lady Rolindin

07-04-06, 04:19 AM
this is what I would like:
a robe of many pockets, {that is also a +2 or 3 protection} (20 to 30), also bolts of disingrate spell, lighting bolt spell, and other such spells, and far shot at the same time each arrow).
ring of teleportation 1 ro 2 a day. charges 10 or more. maybe a ring of secret message like the spell (see the coa library for spell), 1 or 2 times a day.