Where is the Empire Clan. [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Tbaron009

03-29-05, 10:43 AM
After flying around in my Pimped out Tie Fighter I noticed a Jedi Clan. At the risk of sounding like a nerd (I am) I'm thinking where is the Empire Sith boys to take them down. I would love to fly down and take them out but need help. Where you at guys.
Casca_Longinus

03-29-05, 11:11 AM
I am feeling the geekyness also. I'm in!

Grand Moff Casca :P
Hawkeye101

03-29-05, 12:00 PM
If you attack us we "will" be forced to defend ouselves.To full extent of our power.*Eyes turn red*
Stormtrooper

03-29-05, 12:21 PM
I'm in! I'd love to crush this upstart Jedi Clan as part of the overwhelming might of the Empire! When and how do we attack?
Pablo Domi

03-29-05, 12:35 PM
I'm willing to join the imperial clan. I started an Imperial thread to discuss all the stuff you want about the Empire. Feel free to open debates about any issue here or in the other thread ;)

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities... some to be considered ...unnatural
spiderfish

03-29-05, 12:44 PM
I would love to help crush all of those that oppose the empire. I am new to this game (only played a few times) but it is obvious to me the empire is the place to be. Death to all infidels


How does this clan thing work? Are there going to be vassal battles or what?
Diseased Vermin

03-29-05, 01:18 PM
**At the risk of copyright infringement ~ the original idea of the below character and all references of said character are the sole property of Darth Goatboy**
~End of Disclaimer~

We need to rally and state who we are:

http://www.rainbowtrainer.homestead.com/files/Darth_Cuddles__Sith_Warrior.jpg
Darth Cuddles, Ewok Sith Warrior

Cost - 47 pts
HP - 110
Att - +12
Def - 21
Dam - 20

Special Abilities ~
Unique
Melee Attack
Double Attack
Flurry Attack
Jedi Hunter

Force Abilities
Force Points - 4
Sith Rage
Sith Lightning

From the moon of Endor, Cuddles never really fit in with his clan as he was always the one that hid things from his siblings, pulled the wings off of flies, and other things that others thought were "Unnatural". So feeling... different, Cuddles decided to leave and pursue his interest in leaning about this thing called "The Force". During his travels he found that through deep meditation that he could do things that he had never seen any other Ewok do. During such a meditation sessions is when he actually discovered the power of Sith Lighting that was applied to a swarm of insects that were insistent of interrupting his session. During his training, he happened across a strange metal-shafted object, being an inquisitive little Ewok and some singed fur later; he was able to figure out how this saber weapon functioned as well as how it was assembled. Wanting to be different, he was able to manipulate the weapon so that the saber was emitted from both ends, very similar to the spears and other weaponry that he fashioned for himself. Practice he did until the wee hours of the night to become extremely proficient with his new toys. Now with his training complete it was time to get off this very limited moon and find his fortune beyond the stars.
Bluebane

03-29-05, 01:51 PM
What a good idea! An anti-nerd club.

I want to be a bounty hunter that doesn't work for geeks.

Bluebane (35) - Fringe
HP: 90
Attack: +10
Defense: 18
Damage: 10

Special Abiliites
Triple Attack
Bounty Hunter +4
Geek Hunter: +10 damage to anyone who is part of the "Jedi Council", "Jedi Clan", or "Army Against the Mods"
DarthMalak

03-29-05, 01:53 PM
Yeah, I guess I don't get the point of these clan threads. How many pre-teens do we have visiting this forum anyway?
Tbaron009

03-29-05, 02:12 PM
For the record I am not a preteen. I am a 23 year old college student with way to much time on my hands. And in my view these treads are for people to come inand have fun so what better way than a thread of nerds running around sissy slapping each other. That being said I have a few thoughts.

In order to fight these Jedi we need to have a leader to bring us all together and the people joining should decide who there are and what they are doing with powers and stuff like that. Once this is done we can Crush the Jedi and all the mindless fools who dare follow them.

I am going to think of a name and some powers. Who wants to lead this group? If no one wants to I can.
Hawkeye101

03-29-05, 02:13 PM
Well you're one DarthMalak so that makes 1.What a concept ya f###### moron.
Hawkeye101

03-29-05, 02:18 PM
*Ithorian master Wyc lies in wait as a few sith walk through the kitchen* Sith 1:Yeah did you see those thrusters?? Sith 2:yeah! Those were Pimp! *Wyc jumps out from behind the wall and scares the 2 sith to death* Ahhharg *The sith run away screaming and wetting their pants*
weirdboy_1

03-29-05, 03:07 PM
Well you're one DarthMalak so that makes 1.What a concept ya f###### moron.
*Ithorian master Wyc lies in wait as a few sith walk through the kitchen* Sith 1:Yeah did you see those thrusters?? Sith 2:yeah! Those were Pimp! *Wyc jumps out from behind the wall and scares the 2 sith to death* Ahhharg *The sith run away screaming and wetting their pants*

That's it, I'm starting a new club. I'm going to go and read every thread that Hawkeye writes in, because everytime he types something, I laugh. All I need are a few more members and together we can follow him around laughing and pointing. Man, this'll be one awesome club!
Casca_Longinus

03-29-05, 03:55 PM
Geek Hunter: +10 damage to anyone who is part of the "Jedi Council", "Jedi Clan", or "Army Against the Mods"


OMFG HAHHAHHAHHAHH
Tbaron009

03-29-05, 05:24 PM
Alright gang we need to get going here. The Jedi are like really on the ball here. We are The Empire the model of justice and leadership in the whole galaxy. So besides me here are the people who stated that they wanted a peice of this
Grand Moff Casca
Stormtrooper
Pablo Domi
Spiderfish
Bluebane
I would hate to see us lose to a bunch of people tht follow a freaking puppet that talks backward.
Vader_The_Pimp6916

03-29-05, 05:34 PM
To tell you the truth, we don't follow Yoda, we follow ourselves...hence the name Jadi Outcasts? I will take great pride in destorying your empire
jedimastersandage

03-29-05, 05:36 PM
I'm in. **** the jedi :evillaugh Lets do this
spiderfish

03-29-05, 05:37 PM
Alright I am still not really sure what this clan is for. Are we just posting back and forth or are there going to be some Empire vs Jedi vassal battles in the future but I will stay on board for a while and see where this leads.

Besides I liked the idea I had for a mini

George the jedi hunter
55 points
Hit points 110
Attack +12
Defense 21
Damage 20

Double attack
Ysalamiri - has a pet ysalamiri on his shoulder named Sam. The force can not be used by a character or agenst a character that is within 6 spaces from this character.
Jedi hunter (just like Aurra)
Accurate shot

He retired from his life as a bounty hunter to breed ysalamiri for the empire when jedi destroyed his farm. Now he hunts them when not working on his new ysalamiri farm.
For those that have not read the Thrawn trilogy ysalamiri are creatures that negate the force.
Tbaron009

03-29-05, 05:42 PM
To answer your Question Spiderfish. It looks like right now it is just some silly smack talking back and forth. But I am sure we can set up some Vassel battle to really get this going.
spiderfish

03-29-05, 05:44 PM
eather way I can smack talk with the best of them
Tbaron009

03-29-05, 05:49 PM
I just threw eggs at the Jedi HQ HEE HEE HEE. Dog poo on fire. This is the best war ever.
Bluebane

03-29-05, 05:50 PM
Screw Vassel. Let's all meet in one central location and beat the sh-t out of each other. Eh?


KIDDING!!!
Vader_The_Pimp6916

03-29-05, 05:51 PM
*travels to the empire's base and activates his lightsaber, cutting down all of the trees in the area destroying....ooops, one of them fell on the cleaning lady...*

*Sneaks inside the compound and has relations with Tbaron009's mother then heads back to the enclave*
Bluebane

03-29-05, 05:55 PM
*travels to the empire's base and activates his lightsaber, cutting down all of the trees in the area destroying....ooops, one of them fell on the cleaning lady...*

*Sneaks inside the compound and has relations with Tbaron009's mother then heads back to the enclave*

Too bad for you, Vader, she doesn't date 14-year-olds.
Vader_The_Pimp6916

03-29-05, 05:56 PM
too bad for you bluebane that i'm not 14...i don't think 14 year olds have the intellectual skills that i possess. I can't help but feel sorry for you that your imagination doesn't work the same way as mine does...you must be a lonely soul.
Hawkeye101

03-29-05, 05:57 PM
The Outcasts outnumber you at least by 50% if you attack now you will be decimated.I would like to resolve this in a healthey non slicing manner but...Holy **** was that an egg you threw at me???!!! That's it your dead bit#h! *Activates Lightsaber*.
































J/K ;)
Bluebane

03-29-05, 05:59 PM
too bad for you bluebane that i'm not 14...i don't think 14 year olds have the intellectual skills that i possess.

Good point. You must be 8.

I can't help but feel sorry for you that your imagination doesn't work the same way as mine does...you must be a lonely soul.

Thank freaking God my imagination doesn't work like yours. Now let me go ask my girlfriend whether I'm a lonely soul or not...
Vader_The_Pimp6916

03-29-05, 06:05 PM
for one, having a girlfriend does not mean you're not a lonely soul since she may quite possibly be as dull as you. and for two if you don't have an imagination then why do you like Star Wars? I guess George Lucas is 8 years old as well because he has one of the greatest imaginations ever? i think not. You may speak again when you have some validity in your words, until then, please do not speak
Bluebane

03-29-05, 06:10 PM
for one, having a girlfriend does not mean you're not a lonely soul since she may quite possibly be as dull as you. and for two if you don't have an imagination then why do you like Star Wars? I guess George Lucas is 8 years old as well because he has one of the greatest imaginations ever? i think not. You may speak again when you have some validity in your words, until then, please do not speak

Oh, come on.

I have a great imagination. I don't waste it on naming my "shaft" or starting "Jedi Councils."

I'll tell Amy that some kid who creates clubs on a Star Wars website thinks that she is a dullard. She'll be crushed, let me tell you.
Lennon

03-29-05, 06:11 PM
Ok. This one seems better. More "bada$$" than the Jedi thing. I'm in.



John Lennon

Cost-39
Hit Points-50
Defence-22
Attack-+12
Damage-0

Special Abilities:
Unique
Advantegous Cover

Force-3
Force Renewal-1

Nerd Smite 30-Force 2-Whenever an opposing player pushes glasses up on his/her nose, uses computer jargon(i.e. "That was some hard-drive action."), makes a Jedi Council, or smells like stagnant body odour that player's Unique characters all take 30 damage.

Repulsive Odour Attack-Force 1-John Lennon, Nerd Smiter, may make an immediate attack against any chatacter of a player who exhibits 1 or more of the qualifacations for Nerd Smite 30. When attacking, John Lennon, Nerd Smiter, deals 20 damage to characters, 40 damage if the character's owner displays all of the previous qualifacations.
Lennon

03-29-05, 06:13 PM
Screw Vassel. Let's all meet in one central location and beat the sh-t out of each other. Eh?


KIDDING!!!



I'm up for that. You can all even bring your lightsaber.

Almost Kidding...
master yaral poof

03-29-05, 06:23 PM
Ahahahahahahaha tbaron you have fell for our trap prepare to be defeated
Vader_The_Pimp6916

03-29-05, 06:25 PM
Oh, come on.

I have a great imagination. I don't waste it on naming my "shaft" or starting "Jedi Councils."

I'll tell Amy that some kid who creates clubs on a Star Wars website thinks that she is a dullard. She'll be crushed, let me tell you.

the ability to speak does not make you intelligent, now get out of here
Lennon

03-29-05, 06:28 PM
the ability to speak does not make you intelligent, now get out of here



Chill out dude. It's a game.
master yaral poof

03-29-05, 06:36 PM
hey guys how about a treaty
Hawkeye101

03-29-05, 06:49 PM
My fellow council members have informed me that you may be interested in a treaty.Is this correct?
Vader_The_Pimp6916

03-29-05, 07:37 PM
i am here as well to discuss a treaty on your empire.
wampa_shepherd

03-29-05, 08:03 PM
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiwwwwwill sine noootreaddy!!!!!!!!!!!
Legato, The Dark Lord

03-29-05, 09:23 PM
Are you guys a guild or what?
Tbaron009

03-29-05, 10:29 PM
I will sign nothing. I just watched Star wars to get my Sith thing going. You all be deqad soon. And Btw Vader the pimp. My mom want her buck fifty fee you never paid her
Hawkeye101

03-29-05, 11:26 PM
Ok I've had enough.Lets just mind our own buisness and keep to our respective clans.Thanks.
Dyne

03-30-05, 12:54 AM
Looks like another guild that was moved here (from the SW Minis forum I'm guessing?). Anyway, welcome everybody.
Tbaron009

03-30-05, 01:09 AM
ACK!! we have been moved. No matter are war with the Jedi shall still go on. WASA POW
Orcy The Green Wonder

03-30-05, 01:15 AM
ACK!! we have been moved. No matter are war with the Jedi shall still go on. WASA POW

Then you've been moved to an excelent place. This board happens to be in character as well as out. Here we are in the midst of rules creation for a war games that will involve all of the board that wishes to participate. Being at war with the Jedi is quite possible in that way. Of course, these rules are based around the Dugeons and Dragons system. We may also be including modified versions of the star wars roleplaying game in the rules. Orcy is a GM for this board section, he welcomes you and the rest of the dark side (as well as the light) here to the Guild House.
Darth_Sideous

03-30-05, 04:31 PM
The Sith Clan decided to Join the Jedi as well!!!!! Though Grand Admiral Thrawn sound really awesome!!!! As a Bounty Hunter you're all under arrest!!!!

Master Bounty Hunter Sidious

Master Jedi Raith Burrak

Admiral Thrawn
masterdarthsidious

04-09-05, 08:10 PM
Hmm. Nice place here. Pity it is dying.