100 EVIL adventure ideas [Archive] - Wizards Community

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KiloTheRogueElf

11-23-06, 10:49 PM
one hundred EVIL adventure ideas, the adventures the DMG forgot to mention.
GaffeR

11-23-06, 11:10 PM
1. Destroy the world.
(as opposed to saving it)
Regular_K

11-23-06, 11:12 PM
2. Kill all of (insert species here) and wear their shunken heads as a belt.
shinjinbukai

11-23-06, 11:15 PM
3. Make Achohol legal for all ages.
philnicau

11-23-06, 11:49 PM
Go to each Character class and whisper "You're not going to exist when the 4.0 rules come out next year"
CryoSilver

11-24-06, 12:10 AM
5: A heist.
dmjacques

11-24-06, 12:14 AM
uhh I got one, rob every known bank/ place with valubales, with out getting into a single fight ( more of a hard fight but still.) also reg k about your sig I have to disagree I see many benifites to licking zombies.
CryoSilver

11-24-06, 12:17 AM
In other words, Jacques, a heist :P
dmjacques

11-24-06, 12:23 AM
uhh hiest? do you speak japanese? ooo ooo I got one how do you say , no fuggin durh , in japanese
CryoSilver

11-24-06, 12:36 AM
Is there some holiday that coincides with Thanksgiving that no one tells me about? The "Be a Dick to Cryosilver Day" celebration? 'Cause everyone's doing it today.
dmjacques

11-24-06, 12:37 AM
aww every one meen to me waaawaa waaaaaa ( cryo dont let life get you down, let me do it your friendly neighborhood ass hole)
CryoSilver

11-24-06, 12:39 AM
So it is a holiday. Interesting. I'd always suspected.
dmjacques

11-24-06, 12:41 AM
Uhh oh, look out theres a second sherlock homes in this world ( dieee dieeeeeeee!!!) sherlock holmes is a man with many things. you a thing with many men( hahaha):P
CryoSilver

11-24-06, 12:47 AM
Could you at least insult me coherently, please? Your grammar actually bothers me more than the insults. Thanks a million :P

And to keep us on topic:

6: Sneak/break into a temple of Pelor/Lathander/other good deity and desecrate the altar (as by the spell, or some ritual).
dmjacques

11-24-06, 12:49 AM
not to brek use of topic but me gramer jusst fin k? allso I culd probly out gramer yu any time.
CryoSilver

11-24-06, 12:52 AM
Uh huh.
Durin413

11-24-06, 01:59 AM
7. Fight the Lich of eternal darkness to retireve the orb of unholy doom and use it to level the capital city of the kingdom

8. steal the crown jewels (duh)
9. Open the gate to bring the dark lord (DM please insert evil of your choice, such as Cthuhlu) to the material plane
10. Capture the princess and hold her for ransom
11. A cabal of necromancers has set up shop in the city and your invited.
12. *NPC players would care about* was smote by a pally.
13. The DM has made himself known as an all powerful diety of all things evil and he demands sacrifice.
14. Adventurers are trying to destroy the temple of elemental evil...
Kobold_Avenger

11-24-06, 10:41 PM
15: Try to get a law passed that requires elves to wear shirts saying "Kick Me!" on the shirt.
16: Take over a drow noble house.
17: Take over a drow city.
Regular_K

11-24-06, 11:25 PM
18) Kill people and sell their meat in pies.
19) Rob graves and then smack up the corpse a little too!
20) Bury important people alive
21) Kill every boy child that is less than 3 years old.
22) Wake up the Terrasque (sp??)
Doom_Linnorm

11-25-06, 10:21 AM
23: Elven Genocide!!!.. oh wait.. thats a good thing.. nevermind.

Real 23: Summon a Demon Prince or Arch-Devil to the meterial plane.
24: Start a cult worshipping an evil deity.
25: Steal and then sell souls of inocents on the lower planes.
26: Assist Mindflayers in assualting a drow slave caravan. (walking buffet)
27: Participate in Neogi slave raids.
28: Create a new evil monster.
29: Murder the princess and then ressurect her as a Vampire under your control.
30: Help a Dracolich destroy a kingdom.
Rancorpit

11-25-06, 03:36 PM
1. Destroy the world.
(as opposed to saving it)

Why stop there? Destroy the whole multiverse while you're at it!
YamiSouru

11-25-06, 04:07 PM
The Local wizard has developed a spell that can destroy evil without out fail, this is a obvious threat to you but you want to capture the spell so that you can modify it to destroy good and so you can use it for the pathetic so called villains whos plains run counter productive to your own.
THETUNNELRAT

11-25-06, 06:12 PM
Everything you do doesn't have to be openly evil or it can be like.

Role-reversal= The party is tiring to do something like hold up trade caravans and their are heroes that are attempting to stop them.

Kidnapping , murder, go adventuring and use your resources for evil things.


The Book of Vile darkness I love this thing
d24478667

11-25-06, 07:13 PM
6: Sneak/break into a temple of Pelor/Lathander/other good deity and desecrate the altar (as by the spell, or some ritual).
Or urination/defecation.

30... Create a permanent breach from the abyss to the Material Plane.
JackSnape

11-25-06, 07:32 PM
31. Kill the gold dragon protecting the town.
32. "Raise" an undead army to assist in an assult on some location.
33. Destroy/Steal a powerful magic item being used for good.
34. Destroy the monster nest close to your base. (bad guys have monster trouble too)
grok_grok

11-25-06, 07:44 PM
not to brek use of topic but me gramer jusst fin k? allso I culd probly out gramer yu any time.

What the f*ck, how many times were you dropped on your head as child?
Myrddin Wyllt

11-25-06, 08:30 PM
What the f*ck, how many times were you dropped on your head as child?

Don't feed the trolls.
Toloran

11-25-06, 08:50 PM
35. In a grey elf campaign: Purge the lesser elf races. (stolen from another thread).
36. Why destroy the world when you can STEAL IT. (*cough*Dragonlance*cough*)
grok_grok

11-25-06, 10:06 PM
37 - Start a roit for some evil power
38 - Start a rebel group againt the government and assainate government leaders
39 - Become Pirates
40- Start a raiding party
41 - Steal from the poor and give to rich
42 - mimic "The Army Of Darkness" movie... "Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and im all out of gum"
43 - Do some old fashion arson
44 - Sell Drugs
45 - Make Drugs
46 - Start a Mafia
47 - Poison a towns water supply
Regular_K

11-25-06, 11:55 PM
(this one should be 50)

50. Replace everyone's shirts with Shirts of Gender Change
51. Make a town watch Speed 2: Cruise Control
52. Kill and disguise yourself as the king of a village
Archmage_of_Blood

11-26-06, 09:46 AM
Umm yeah... my first DM actually made us do this... 53) Mass sacrafice of eating 666 babies to resurect Lucifer, original Lord of the Nine Hells.
sabrewolf

11-26-06, 10:34 AM
54- Become a blighter and take a walk into the wilderness.
55- Be a high level druid or get a iten with the spell "Turn Stone to Magma" and cast it on the worldīs forestīs ground... Use mud to stone on rainy days if simple ground is not considered stone. :P
56- Incinerate the world and change it into an outpost of the fire / magma elemental realms. :mage:
57- Set a plan to destroy the Grandfather Tree... Blast, chop, burn......
58- Set a plan to defile the Grandfather Tree.
59- Set a plan to corrupt the Grandfather Tree.
60- Make a structure inside a portable hole holding as many decantlers of endless water as possible. Go in search of underground entrances to dwarb/gnome/whatever race cities, turn your flooding device on maximum and drown everyone..
61- Flood the world and change it into an outpost of the water elemental realm.
62- Raise every dead thing you find or people in every cemetery you hear about.
63- Defile and dry the forests with desert spells, turning them into sand plains / wastelands.
64- Defile and dry the world with desert spells, changing it into an outpost of the earth elemental realm.
65- Retrieve the old olive jelly from the old editions, use chimeric-like templates to become one with it and the mastermind behind it. Then spread it and convert the world into a huge verdant swarm.

66- (6) Not only try and kill the Tarrasque, but use him as a sacrifice and/or component and/or part of a cerimony to use the moon to open a huge gate for the return of the Ogdru-Jahad and wake up the mighty Kuthulu. :evillaugh :coolcthul :evillaugh


I guess thatīs enough for now...
Rancorpit

11-26-06, 06:11 PM
41 - Steal from the poor and give to rich
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
without a merry band
He steals from the poor
and gives to the rich
Stupid b:eek:
EternalSeeker

11-26-06, 08:41 PM
67. Start a merchant empire, and drive the competion out by selling your **** cheaper than they can. You do this by having factories full of slaves, and children as laberers.

68. You must now kill/ pay off anyone who can get the government after you.

69. Arange with your vast wealth to have your son married to the princess so you can have the government on your side.:D
speeblefreak

11-26-06, 10:41 PM
70. Say "Hastur" three times.

71. Gather all the kobolds in existence together and teach them all how to become Pun-Pun. Let them fight it out until all the survivors have leveled up sufficiently to Pun-Punize themselves. Stand back and watch the gods weep.
Kobold_Avenger

11-26-06, 10:59 PM
70. Say "Hastur" three times.

71. Gather all the kobolds in existence together and teach them all how to become Pun-Pun. Let them fight it out until all the survivors have leveled up sufficiently to Pun-Punize themselves. Stand back and watch the gods weep.LOLOL great!
72. Make drow priestesses of Lloth watch comercials for exterminator comanies!:D
grok_grok

11-27-06, 12:48 AM
73 - Start the church of Jedism, make sure to have a goblin sorc. named Yoda
74 - After starting said church teach everyone mage hand and claim its the force
theblindman

11-27-06, 08:23 AM
75. Poison the Captain of the Guard.
76. "Disappear" the daughter of a rich merchant. Ransom her back to him for his help in securing a position on the town council.
77. Defeat the Sage of The Deep Jungle Brush in combat. Torture him until he tells you of secret techniques.
78. Capture and bind a Djinn into granting you more power.
79. Sell yourself to a demon prince in exchange for greater power.
80. Search out a vampire lord, and convince him to bring you into his fold.
81. Steal an infant from an isolated town and sell it to the witch who lives in the forest nearby. In exchange, she will tell you an important secret about how to enter the King's palace.
82. Break into a prison in order to free a comrade. So that there are no witnesses, slaughter the guards and all of the prisoners.
83. Drown the man who spurned your sister's advances.
84. Hunt down the female rogue who seduced you and stole a powerful magic item from you. Torture her until she tells you the village she was born in. Lock her in a dungeon somewhere and let her starve to death. Go to the village and slaughter everybody in it.
85. Through brute force and scare tactics, gain control of a hobgoblin army. Use it to launch raids on nearby townships. Slowly expand your power. Then convince the local red dragon to ally with you and plunder the nearest metropolis.
Kobold_Avenger

11-28-06, 12:37 AM
86: Teach kobolds how to make m-16s for thier size.
87: Help Kobolds develope their own Spartan(as in Halo) project.
Slightly_Unscrewed

11-28-06, 01:39 PM
88: The party is hired by a Lich to kill a group of good aventurers.
89: Stop a Wizard/Druid from forging peace between a nation and a drudic sect.
90: (Epic Only) Assinate Pelor.
91: Unearth "Corruption" in an evil church.
92: A evil king hires the party to eradicate a group of pesky rebels.
93: Find and extract Blackmail worthy infomation from a street rogue.
94: Conquer a nation.
95: Steal a spell from a wizard's spellbook.
96: Guard an evil priest while he completes an profane ritual.
97: Defend an evil nation from invading Paladins.
98: Root out celestial infuence in royal court.
99: Kill a good dragon.
and finally,
100: Stop a party of adventurers from alerting good authorities about a agony (BOVD) factory.
wordserpent

11-28-06, 03:10 PM
101: Go to a good-aligned community and convert the populace to your dark faith, with orgiastic festivals, then convince them to hold a lottery among themselves to find a sacrifice to your dark god.
RodinGates

11-28-06, 04:56 PM
102: Have the king hold a competition for evil mages to create the most twisted magical creature or construct imagineable. And then test it on the enemies of the kingdom.
103: Breed Rust Monsters and set them loose on a warforged settlement.
KiloTheRogueElf

11-28-06, 05:35 PM
I've never had so many replys to my any of my posts. This is awesome. You guys have crazy ideas.
Goon_for_Hire

11-28-06, 06:07 PM
104. Establish an "adventurer's guild." Build credibility for it by staging a few successful adventures and buying as many magic items as you can at half price from your dupes. Once you have enough materiel, send them all to death-traps, with no adventurers to oppose you and legions equipped with hundreds of minor magic items, sweep across the land.

105. Seek a means to acquire the fiendish template, and then set yourself up at the heart of a cult as a Fiend of Blasphemy (FIEND FOLIO.)

106. Search out the tomb of a long-dead evil illusionist and discover how he misled vision and commune spells. Use his lore to bring down a religion form the inside using false prophecy.

107. Use illusion and necromancy magic on selected targets to make it appear that one group/race is carrying a plague, and watch people slide into a mob mentality, bringing about "purges" segregationist laws, etc.

108. Subjugate a well-respected and progressive statesman, use him to legalize the worship of dark gods in the name of "equality."

109. Seek out disaffected and struggling youths at the local arcane college, help them find a shorter road to power as warlocks.