1001 Bargain Bin Magic Items. [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Bargain Bin Magic Items. [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Jirin
03-02-07, 09:41 AM #1. Potion of Cat's Grace.
-It's in the bargain bin, a potion of Cat's Grace. Who wouldn't want +2 DEX? When they drink it, a label appears reading, "Effective tomorrow." When they wake up the next day, they find they have Cat Ears and a Tail. They continually grow larger until full-sized, and are permanent unless magically removed.

#2. Ring of "Protection" +2.
A 1G Ring of Protection +2? Yes please! Until you found it doesn't really protect you, but instead makes it easier for the enemies to hit YOU. More like a Ring of Attraction +2.

#3. Scroll of Empower Person.
Supersize me please! Wait... I'm not bigger... Woah, my hand is HUGE.
damixmastermike
03-02-07, 11:49 AM #4. 1001 Bargain Bin Magic Items Forum Thread: You think it will be funny but you just loose IQ by reading it!
ravenshrike
03-02-07, 06:12 PM #1. Potion of Cat's Grace.
-It's in the bargain bin, a potion of Cat's Grace. Who wouldn't want +2 DEX? When they drink it, a label appears reading, "Effective tomorrow." When they wake up the next day, they find they have Cat Ears and a Tail. They continually grow larger until full-sized, and are permanent unless magically removed.

Assuming a +2 on balance and listen checks, this would be awesome.
Prator_the_Legendary
03-02-07, 06:17 PM 5. +6 Berserking Playerbane greatsword- You buy it because you figure the huge enhancement is worth the curse. However, given that it's PLAYER-bane...

6. Wand of Short-range fireball= 40 ft blast radius, 10 ft. range.

7. Arrow of Orc(us) Slaying- Someone scribbled the word "Us" next to the word "Orc." In crayon. This screws up the magic so it will no longer kill orcs, and Orcus will hunt you down personally if you carry one of these.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Jirin 03-02-07, 09:41 AM	#1. Potion of Cat's Grace. -It's in the bargain bin, a potion of Cat's Grace. Who wouldn't want +2 DEX? When they drink it, a label appears reading, "Effective tomorrow." When they wake up the next day, they find they have Cat Ears and a Tail. They continually grow larger until full-sized, and are permanent unless magically removed. #2. Ring of "Protection" +2. A 1G Ring of Protection +2? Yes please! Until you found it doesn't really protect you, but instead makes it easier for the enemies to hit YOU. More like a Ring of Attraction +2. #3. Scroll of Empower Person. Supersize me please! Wait... I'm not bigger... Woah, my hand is HUGE.
damixmastermike 03-02-07, 11:49 AM	#4. 1001 Bargain Bin Magic Items Forum Thread: You think it will be funny but you just loose IQ by reading it!
ravenshrike 03-02-07, 06:12 PM	#1. Potion of Cat's Grace. -It's in the bargain bin, a potion of Cat's Grace. Who wouldn't want +2 DEX? When they drink it, a label appears reading, "Effective tomorrow." When they wake up the next day, they find they have Cat Ears and a Tail. They continually grow larger until full-sized, and are permanent unless magically removed. Assuming a +2 on balance and listen checks, this would be awesome.
Prator_the_Legendary 03-02-07, 06:17 PM	5. +6 Berserking Playerbane greatsword- You buy it because you figure the huge enhancement is worth the curse. However, given that it's PLAYER-bane... 6. Wand of Short-range fireball= 40 ft blast radius, 10 ft. range. 7. Arrow of Orc(us) Slaying- Someone scribbled the word "Us" next to the word "Orc." In crayon. This screws up the magic so it will no longer kill orcs, and Orcus will hunt you down personally if you carry one of these.