1001 Curses [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Curses [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
turalisj
12-02-06, 01:25 PM That's right, curses. What are some curses you could inflict on your players?

1) A hafling bard with regeneration 100 who has no ranks in perform and follows the group everywhere. :D
CitizenCaine
12-02-06, 01:32 PM 2.) Everything you eat tastes like paper.
Regular_K
12-02-06, 01:51 PM This thread was made last month some time.

here it is: http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=744173
turalisj
12-02-06, 02:12 PM But this is 1001 curses...
Slightly_Unscrewed
12-02-06, 07:03 PM 3: Once per day at random, the cursed PC must smash the nearest object to bits, yelling "No spiders, No spiders!"
turalisj
12-02-06, 11:38 PM 4) Every day, the character is struck with a random, nonlethal, STD. This is realy effective for those womaniser rouges :P

5) Everytime the character says a specific word, or implies at the word, random objects fall from a random height in a fifty foot radius.

6) Every six hours, the character randomly changes bodies (and thus physical stats) with one other character.

7) Variant on 6, at the start of everyday, the character must perform some ritual or change into a diffrent body (including gender and race).

8) Everytime the character tries to talk to someone of the opposite gender, he/she instead emits a spout of alchemists fire.
memberZ
12-03-06, 12:48 AM 9) All the Npcs turn into kenders and start salivating over the players cool stuff
megageek12
12-03-06, 12:58 AM #9: Every 5 minutes the pc's are forced to run around yellng Ooga(cake in hebrew, sounds like gibberish:D !).
turalisj
12-03-06, 01:19 AM That would be ten megageek....
megageek12
12-03-06, 01:29 AM Oopsies! Well my math skills have certainly gone down the proverbial drain!
Nathreet
12-03-06, 02:47 AM 11. Every time the PC hears "falafel" he gets diarrhea. All creatures friendly to the PC automatically learn the word.

Removal: Remove Disease, speak "lefalaf", Remove Curse
Another creature must say "lefalaf" for him. A PC cannot say it to help himself.
pita
12-03-06, 04:17 AM But I like falafel!
12) A character is infected with Lynchitise and must now scream lyrics to Stephen Lynch songs every round.
I have to tell you, it is a very embarrassing disease.
boundlesslimits
12-03-06, 03:00 PM braces of force
these are actually handcuffs immuun to dammage.
like the force of wall spell.
if they try to open them with pick lock,(and fail) it will jam.
leaving its wearer unarmed..

roques will hate you. :evillaugh
dengarbountyhunter
12-03-06, 04:54 PM 14) (13 being the bracers): Constrictor codpiece.
megageek12
12-03-06, 05:07 PM All the pc's have forgotte how to count.
Korethr
12-03-06, 05:18 PM 16) The character glows brightly and/or becomes noisy whenever they try to act stealthy. The stealthier they try to be, the worse they glow/make noise. This could translate to a penalty which scales with how high the roll is, lets say, -2 for every 3 on the dice (as 1 is an automatic failure and 20 is an automatic success). So that 17 you rolled becomes a 5. This would especially ruin the day of the rogue, until he'd spent a few levels maxing out Hide (which he should have done in the first place).:evillaugh

Or was this supposed to be a thread of silly and harmless curses? :angelhide
CryoSilver
12-03-06, 05:25 PM 17: Everything tastes like a pig...!
Druid_of_the_storm
12-03-06, 05:31 PM ...simple...all weapons the PCs use turned a bright glowing pink....screws with stealth, ego, and the fact not even the orcs can take you seriously now:devil:
Far_Traveler
12-03-06, 10:39 PM 19: Every mature female instantly thinks that a PC is a baby, rather, thier baby and will attempt to care for them thusly.

Means of curing: convince a nymph (who are unaffected) to submit to the curse willingly, and endure for 1 week.
Sphere
12-03-06, 11:11 PM 20. Pigeons start viewing the PC as a statue, perching on them ( and doing other things that pigeons are known to do :eek: ) whenever the PC walks outdoors.
Goiter
12-04-06, 01:57 AM 21. dancing boots
CryoSilver
12-04-06, 02:04 AM 22: "Ring ring ring ring, banana phone...!"
turalisj
12-04-06, 04:37 PM 23. People start viewing the pc's as an ex-lover, and treat them as such. :D
Sareld
12-04-06, 05:23 PM 24: The cursed one can no longer lie

25: The cursed one can no longer tell any truths. At all.

26: The cursed one cannot sleep, or otherwise gain equivalent rest.

27: The cursed one cant think anything without doing it. This is especially devastating if the cursed person KNOWS this. "I must not think about jumping off that cliff... DOH!".

28: The cursed one suffers from total amnesia on a day to day basis, waking up every morning not knowing who or where he is.

29:The cursed one turn emo.

30: The cursed one believes that he is the rightful ruler of whatever land he is in, stolen at birth by kobolds who has placed one of their own in his place. The king only looks human/elven/whatever because of an illision spell.

31: The cursed one believes to be a kobold.

32: The cursed one believes to be a horse. Curse a druid like this for extra fun.

33: The cursed one believes that he is a vampire.

34: The cursed one cannot heal injuries, not even with the aid of magic.
dmjacques
12-04-06, 06:18 PM 22: "Ring ring ring ring, banana phone...!"

Have you been to killsometime.com? also that trap would **** me off lol
platinum_mongoose
12-04-06, 09:15 PM 12) A character is infected with Lynchitise and must now scream lyrics to Stephen Lynch songs every round.
I have to tell you, it is a very embarrassing disease.

Brilliant one, mate.

Special Ed/His mama dropped him on his head/Now he's not so bright, instead/he's just a little bit special./Just a little bit special...

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
turalisj 12-02-06, 01:25 PM	That's right, curses. What are some curses you could inflict on your players? 1) A hafling bard with regeneration 100 who has no ranks in perform and follows the group everywhere. :D
CitizenCaine 12-02-06, 01:32 PM	2.) Everything you eat tastes like paper.
Regular_K 12-02-06, 01:51 PM	This thread was made last month some time. here it is: http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=744173
turalisj 12-02-06, 02:12 PM	But this is 1001 curses...
Slightly_Unscrewed 12-02-06, 07:03 PM	3: Once per day at random, the cursed PC must smash the nearest object to bits, yelling "No spiders, No spiders!"
turalisj 12-02-06, 11:38 PM	4) Every day, the character is struck with a random, nonlethal, STD. This is realy effective for those womaniser rouges :P 5) Everytime the character says a specific word, or implies at the word, random objects fall from a random height in a fifty foot radius. 6) Every six hours, the character randomly changes bodies (and thus physical stats) with one other character. 7) Variant on 6, at the start of everyday, the character must perform some ritual or change into a diffrent body (including gender and race). 8) Everytime the character tries to talk to someone of the opposite gender, he/she instead emits a spout of alchemists fire.
memberZ 12-03-06, 12:48 AM	9) All the Npcs turn into kenders and start salivating over the players cool stuff
megageek12 12-03-06, 12:58 AM	#9: Every 5 minutes the pc's are forced to run around yellng Ooga(cake in hebrew, sounds like gibberish:D !).
turalisj 12-03-06, 01:19 AM	That would be ten megageek....
megageek12 12-03-06, 01:29 AM	Oopsies! Well my math skills have certainly gone down the proverbial drain!
Nathreet 12-03-06, 02:47 AM	11. Every time the PC hears "falafel" he gets diarrhea. All creatures friendly to the PC automatically learn the word. Removal: Remove Disease, speak "lefalaf", Remove Curse Another creature must say "lefalaf" for him. A PC cannot say it to help himself.
pita 12-03-06, 04:17 AM	But I like falafel! 12) A character is infected with Lynchitise and must now scream lyrics to Stephen Lynch songs every round. I have to tell you, it is a very embarrassing disease.
boundlesslimits 12-03-06, 03:00 PM	braces of force these are actually handcuffs immuun to dammage. like the force of wall spell. if they try to open them with pick lock,(and fail) it will jam. leaving its wearer unarmed.. roques will hate you. :evillaugh
dengarbountyhunter 12-03-06, 04:54 PM	14) (13 being the bracers): Constrictor codpiece.
megageek12 12-03-06, 05:07 PM	All the pc's have forgotte how to count.
Korethr 12-03-06, 05:18 PM	16) The character glows brightly and/or becomes noisy whenever they try to act stealthy. The stealthier they try to be, the worse they glow/make noise. This could translate to a penalty which scales with how high the roll is, lets say, -2 for every 3 on the dice (as 1 is an automatic failure and 20 is an automatic success). So that 17 you rolled becomes a 5. This would especially ruin the day of the rogue, until he'd spent a few levels maxing out Hide (which he should have done in the first place).:evillaugh Or was this supposed to be a thread of silly and harmless curses? :angelhide
CryoSilver 12-03-06, 05:25 PM	17: Everything tastes like a pig...!
Druid_of_the_storm 12-03-06, 05:31 PM	...simple...all weapons the PCs use turned a bright glowing pink....screws with stealth, ego, and the fact not even the orcs can take you seriously now:devil:
Far_Traveler 12-03-06, 10:39 PM	19: Every mature female instantly thinks that a PC is a baby, rather, thier baby and will attempt to care for them thusly. Means of curing: convince a nymph (who are unaffected) to submit to the curse willingly, and endure for 1 week.
Sphere 12-03-06, 11:11 PM	20. Pigeons start viewing the PC as a statue, perching on them ( and doing other things that pigeons are known to do :eek: ) whenever the PC walks outdoors.
Goiter 12-04-06, 01:57 AM	21. dancing boots
CryoSilver 12-04-06, 02:04 AM	22: "Ring ring ring ring, banana phone...!"
turalisj 12-04-06, 04:37 PM	23. People start viewing the pc's as an ex-lover, and treat them as such. :D
Sareld 12-04-06, 05:23 PM	24: The cursed one can no longer lie 25: The cursed one can no longer tell any truths. At all. 26: The cursed one cannot sleep, or otherwise gain equivalent rest. 27: The cursed one cant think anything without doing it. This is especially devastating if the cursed person KNOWS this. "I must not think about jumping off that cliff... DOH!". 28: The cursed one suffers from total amnesia on a day to day basis, waking up every morning not knowing who or where he is. 29:The cursed one turn emo. 30: The cursed one believes that he is the rightful ruler of whatever land he is in, stolen at birth by kobolds who has placed one of their own in his place. The king only looks human/elven/whatever because of an illision spell. 31: The cursed one believes to be a kobold. 32: The cursed one believes to be a horse. Curse a druid like this for extra fun. 33: The cursed one believes that he is a vampire. 34: The cursed one cannot heal injuries, not even with the aid of magic.
dmjacques 12-04-06, 06:18 PM	22: "Ring ring ring ring, banana phone...!" Have you been to killsometime.com? also that trap would **** me off lol
platinum_mongoose 12-04-06, 09:15 PM	12) A character is infected with Lynchitise and must now scream lyrics to Stephen Lynch songs every round. I have to tell you, it is a very embarrassing disease. Brilliant one, mate. Special Ed/His mama dropped him on his head/Now he's not so bright, instead/he's just a little bit special./Just a little bit special...