1001 Decorations For Your Tavern [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Decorations For Your Tavern [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
sessle
08-29-06, 07:20 PM 1. dragon heads mounted on walls.
2. large hole in ceiling
3. splinters everywhere

you know what to do
tharivol266
08-29-06, 08:59 PM 4) a medusa's head sitting right above the bar.
Wormwood
08-29-06, 09:13 PM 5) Mismatch chairs and tables.
6) Sawdust on floor with few darker, wet looking spots...
7) Couple of teeth on floor under the table.
8) Big glass jar full of ears on table behind the bar (á la Wildcat Jane from Gangs of New York).
9) Passed out hobo in the corner.

Ordinary fantasy taverns are boring. :P
Toloran
08-29-06, 10:19 PM 10) A Fireplace designed so that the shards from glasses thrown into it don't fly out of it.
11) A toasting line to throw glasses into said fireplace upon completion of the toast.

A cookie to whoever recognises the reference.
Far_Traveler
08-29-06, 10:22 PM 12: Scratches on the wall
13: a thieves guild insignia
14: Dark brooding individual in corner
15: Fire everywhere.
sessle
08-29-06, 11:31 PM 16. A table made of some strange material, perhaps marble, or, if an evil campaign, bones.
17. Paintings of the owners deity, or even stained glass windows
18. barrels for chairs
Melpomene
08-29-06, 11:43 PM 19. ~I use antlers in all of my DECORATING!
sessle
08-30-06, 03:38 AM 20. intricate (or simple) artistic engravings on the floor
21. a drunk wizard (uncustomery, I know) flinging pointless spells such as "ghost sounds"
22. an NPC reading a guide to local dangerous creatures titled "Monster Manual"
23. floors recently cleaned (and thus wet): a fiendish trap!
Thubby
08-30-06, 03:50 AM 24)bartender the size of an m-1abrum (its a tank), yes, i conseder teh bartender a decoration
25)glyphs of warding traps keyd to the bartenders secret command word (gotta keep the more "interesting" patrons in check) and targeting the support struts
26) pixie waitress (something i know id pay to see)
Free1983
08-31-06, 04:27 AM 27) A jar with some goldpieces in it, plus a poisonous viper. You can take the goldpieces anytime you want.
28) A barrel where the bartender throws in all the leftovers (beer, wine, ...) (also gangs of new york)
Queenjesus
08-31-06, 04:37 AM 29) A liberal application of blood tastefully splattered across the wall.
30) A halfling shaped hole (when will they learn?)
Horemheb442
08-31-06, 05:20 AM #31 A group playing "Tweezlywop" in one area, with betting going on as to the outcome. (10' long peeled log with four legs in it. Two individuals kneel on it, facing each other, and try to knock each other off with leather bags full of feathers.)

#32 Lanes for daggar throwing contests, with appropriate targets. ( You know, for the Daggar Throwing League every Tuesday.)

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
sessle 08-29-06, 07:20 PM	1. dragon heads mounted on walls. 2. large hole in ceiling 3. splinters everywhere you know what to do
tharivol266 08-29-06, 08:59 PM	4) a medusa's head sitting right above the bar.
Wormwood 08-29-06, 09:13 PM	5) Mismatch chairs and tables. 6) Sawdust on floor with few darker, wet looking spots... 7) Couple of teeth on floor under the table. 8) Big glass jar full of ears on table behind the bar (á la Wildcat Jane from Gangs of New York). 9) Passed out hobo in the corner. Ordinary fantasy taverns are boring. :P
Toloran 08-29-06, 10:19 PM	10) A Fireplace designed so that the shards from glasses thrown into it don't fly out of it. 11) A toasting line to throw glasses into said fireplace upon completion of the toast. A cookie to whoever recognises the reference.
Far_Traveler 08-29-06, 10:22 PM	12: Scratches on the wall 13: a thieves guild insignia 14: Dark brooding individual in corner 15: Fire everywhere.
sessle 08-29-06, 11:31 PM	16. A table made of some strange material, perhaps marble, or, if an evil campaign, bones. 17. Paintings of the owners deity, or even stained glass windows 18. barrels for chairs
Melpomene 08-29-06, 11:43 PM	19. ~I use antlers in all of my DECORATING!
sessle 08-30-06, 03:38 AM	20. intricate (or simple) artistic engravings on the floor 21. a drunk wizard (uncustomery, I know) flinging pointless spells such as "ghost sounds" 22. an NPC reading a guide to local dangerous creatures titled "Monster Manual" 23. floors recently cleaned (and thus wet): a fiendish trap!
Thubby 08-30-06, 03:50 AM	24)bartender the size of an m-1abrum (its a tank), yes, i conseder teh bartender a decoration 25)glyphs of warding traps keyd to the bartenders secret command word (gotta keep the more "interesting" patrons in check) and targeting the support struts 26) pixie waitress (something i know id pay to see)
Free1983 08-31-06, 04:27 AM	27) A jar with some goldpieces in it, plus a poisonous viper. You can take the goldpieces anytime you want. 28) A barrel where the bartender throws in all the leftovers (beer, wine, ...) (also gangs of new york)
Queenjesus 08-31-06, 04:37 AM	29) A liberal application of blood tastefully splattered across the wall. 30) A halfling shaped hole (when will they learn?)
Horemheb442 08-31-06, 05:20 AM	#31 A group playing "Tweezlywop" in one area, with betting going on as to the outcome. (10' long peeled log with four legs in it. Two individuals kneel on it, facing each other, and try to knock each other off with leather bags full of feathers.) #32 Lanes for daggar throwing contests, with appropriate targets. ( You know, for the Daggar Throwing League every Tuesday.)