1001 Evil plots. [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Evil plots. [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Lennart
06-04-05, 10:00 AM Okay primary intro to Hard for you people?

(Steel cobra excluded of course)

Well let’s keep it simple then.

What...is...your…most…evil…plot?

#1 A Evil and perverted priestess has a crush on a dude in the team and kill people that bother him or make her jealous, wile they are sent on a quest with 40…39…38…37 other people. And still counting down.

Lennart the title less one.
Steel Cobra
06-04-05, 10:20 AM 2)when players wake up they relize someone stole their money.
3) you have themm drafted into an army with no weps just all unarmed fgts
Lennart
06-08-05, 03:07 PM #4. So this week end I was DMing again like every week end, BUT I got to wais my first PC.

So they are on a quest with about 18 other adventurers and a bunch of luggage carriers. (npc)

The pc the leader and a cleric go in to a dungeon because there leader wants to refill there supplies for the road.

They waist the first bunch of bad guys.

The leader held back to check the strength of his new recruits.

The Halfling suggests they move out because there is no apparent reason to be in here.
(Leader didn’t spell his plan out to the players before going in)

Leader says “okay tell you what lets raid the firs floor and get out of hear.”

Halfling says “no problem”

As soon as the little moron gets healed he stabs the cleric cus he doesn’t want him to heal the leader witch is his next target.

So the half ling rogue Level 3 Doesn’t get a chance to do any more damage.

Cuz the leader, who turns out to be a Level 7 Fighter, is standing in front of him the very next round and hits him in the head with the flat end of his great sword. (Sub dual damage)

That is – 28 hp sub dual damage of the Halflings 11 hp.

Half ling wakes up in a cage and the leader asks why.

Halfling says I don’t want to die and I don’t give a crap about the others.

So the leader impales the little buggers gut and kicks him down the stairs.

At this point the players don’t know that they were supposed to find the recurring BBEG lich in this dungeon.

Guess who found the Halfling…he WILL be back MWA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!
Rogue Newb
06-08-05, 03:50 PM 4.)Players are attacked by a level 13 Spellstiched Cleric Lich who wants to kill them all, with spoons.
MortalPlague
06-08-05, 04:03 PM Let's try something truly villanous... (if slightly cliche)

The villain is a cleric of a god who has been locked away in a planar prison. He is collecting items of power so that they may be destroyed, and the resultant energy used to unlock the prison, freeing the god. The god will destroy all of mankind, the villain included. The villain does not believe anybody truly deserves to live because of the filth and squalor our society lives in. He has a truly skewed view of morality and conscience.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Lennart 06-04-05, 10:00 AM	Okay primary intro to Hard for you people? (Steel cobra excluded of course) Well let’s keep it simple then. What...is...your…most…evil…plot? #1 A Evil and perverted priestess has a crush on a dude in the team and kill people that bother him or make her jealous, wile they are sent on a quest with 40…39…38…37 other people. And still counting down. Lennart the title less one.
Steel Cobra 06-04-05, 10:20 AM	2)when players wake up they relize someone stole their money. 3) you have themm drafted into an army with no weps just all unarmed fgts
Lennart 06-08-05, 03:07 PM	#4. So this week end I was DMing again like every week end, BUT I got to wais my first PC. So they are on a quest with about 18 other adventurers and a bunch of luggage carriers. (npc) The pc the leader and a cleric go in to a dungeon because there leader wants to refill there supplies for the road. They waist the first bunch of bad guys. The leader held back to check the strength of his new recruits. The Halfling suggests they move out because there is no apparent reason to be in here. (Leader didn’t spell his plan out to the players before going in) Leader says “okay tell you what lets raid the firs floor and get out of hear.” Halfling says “no problem” As soon as the little moron gets healed he stabs the cleric cus he doesn’t want him to heal the leader witch is his next target. So the half ling rogue Level 3 Doesn’t get a chance to do any more damage. Cuz the leader, who turns out to be a Level 7 Fighter, is standing in front of him the very next round and hits him in the head with the flat end of his great sword. (Sub dual damage) That is – 28 hp sub dual damage of the Halflings 11 hp. Half ling wakes up in a cage and the leader asks why. Halfling says I don’t want to die and I don’t give a crap about the others. So the leader impales the little buggers gut and kicks him down the stairs. At this point the players don’t know that they were supposed to find the recurring BBEG lich in this dungeon. Guess who found the Halfling…he WILL be back MWA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!
Rogue Newb 06-08-05, 03:50 PM	4.)Players are attacked by a level 13 Spellstiched Cleric Lich who wants to kill them all, with spoons.
MortalPlague 06-08-05, 04:03 PM	Let's try something truly villanous... (if slightly cliche) The villain is a cleric of a god who has been locked away in a planar prison. He is collecting items of power so that they may be destroyed, and the resultant energy used to unlock the prison, freeing the god. The god will destroy all of mankind, the villain included. The villain does not believe anybody truly deserves to live because of the filth and squalor our society lives in. He has a truly skewed view of morality and conscience.