1001 funnest/dumbest/stupidist things that has happened when dming/playing [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 funnest/dumbest/stupidist things that has happened when dming/playing [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
rbrt_Spade
07-05-05, 10:32 AM ok dms/players what are some funny-dumb-stupid things that happened to you when playing and dming?-something crazy the dm did? say had you make l1 pcs and give you staffs of the magi?

some things in games ive seen
homesexual ng goblins who love peace-what happened here :confused: :weep:
a dm who would give us many magic idems-at level 3 i owned a +4 flaming longspear-rolled on high tables to "reward us"

so tell us your tales! :) :D :P :cool: :rolleyes:
Aeromus
07-05-05, 11:19 AM Reading this post ranks pretty high.
Telperion
07-05-05, 11:41 AM Hm...last year, while I was running session, I didn't remember that a d4 represented a camp fire in the middle of the PCs' camp site and not a character.

A couple of rounds later an orc charged said camp fire, got struck with swords and burned fairly bad.
Board_Rider
07-05-05, 11:53 AM Reading this post ranks pretty high.
Hear, Hear!!!
cambric
07-05-05, 12:35 PM Reading this post ranks pretty high.

Seconded, after Board Rider.

Come on...you don't even have to do a "search" to see these same ones going on...go to What's a Player to Do? and you'll find them.
Steel Cobra
07-05-05, 12:38 PM I was playing in a campeign with a minataur running at them inside a cave I forgot that I put at spike pit to prevent ppl from getting the treasre and he just ran right in the spike pit died the PCs just got a rope and got all the money that the 'boss' had collected
trogdor44
07-05-05, 01:50 PM I was DMing one of my first dungeons, which was leading into a campaign. I had this cult of goblins conducting raids on a nearby city. The PCs went and slaughtered the goblins, and then realized there were two of them hiding in the shadows. Our mage suggested questioning them about the nature of the carvings on the opposite wall, but the two fighters already stabbed them. "WHAT THE HELL?!" screamed the mage, but swiftly remembered charming one of them at the beginning of combat. Striding over to the entranced goblin, the mage gave it a "big hug" and promptly snapped its neck. The thief recalled the mage wishing to question it....The game quickly degenerated to everybody screaming "WOW! WOW! WOW!" at the poor mage. Heheheh.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
rbrt_Spade 07-05-05, 10:32 AM	ok dms/players what are some funny-dumb-stupid things that happened to you when playing and dming?-something crazy the dm did? say had you make l1 pcs and give you staffs of the magi? some things in games ive seen homesexual ng goblins who love peace-what happened here :confused: :weep: a dm who would give us many magic idems-at level 3 i owned a +4 flaming longspear-rolled on high tables to "reward us" so tell us your tales! :) :D :P :cool: :rolleyes:
Aeromus 07-05-05, 11:19 AM	Reading this post ranks pretty high.
Telperion 07-05-05, 11:41 AM	Hm...last year, while I was running session, I didn't remember that a d4 represented a camp fire in the middle of the PCs' camp site and not a character. A couple of rounds later an orc charged said camp fire, got struck with swords and burned fairly bad.
Board_Rider 07-05-05, 11:53 AM	Reading this post ranks pretty high. Hear, Hear!!!
cambric 07-05-05, 12:35 PM	Reading this post ranks pretty high. Seconded, after Board Rider. Come on...you don't even have to do a "search" to see these same ones going on...go to What's a Player to Do? and you'll find them.
Steel Cobra 07-05-05, 12:38 PM	I was playing in a campeign with a minataur running at them inside a cave I forgot that I put at spike pit to prevent ppl from getting the treasre and he just ran right in the spike pit died the PCs just got a rope and got all the money that the 'boss' had collected
trogdor44 07-05-05, 01:50 PM	I was DMing one of my first dungeons, which was leading into a campaign. I had this cult of goblins conducting raids on a nearby city. The PCs went and slaughtered the goblins, and then realized there were two of them hiding in the shadows. Our mage suggested questioning them about the nature of the carvings on the opposite wall, but the two fighters already stabbed them. "WHAT THE HELL?!" screamed the mage, but swiftly remembered charming one of them at the beginning of combat. Striding over to the entranced goblin, the mage gave it a "big hug" and promptly snapped its neck. The thief recalled the mage wishing to question it....The game quickly degenerated to everybody screaming "WOW! WOW! WOW!" at the poor mage. Heheheh.