1001 funny or just plain cruel curses [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 funny or just plain cruel curses [Archive] - Wizards Community

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LordHawkeye
08-25-06, 03:32 AM Curses, always fun but enough with the tired old -x to attack or 50% chance to lose action stuff. Boooooring!

Come up with some real player annoyances

1. The "tourette's syndrome" curse. need I say more? ^^

2. were...what? Assumes a harmless or even downright humiliating form on the full moon.

3. Curse to make you emit a scent that most creatures can't detect but undead find it irresistable.

That gets it started. Let's hear more.
gorfnad the shiznit
08-25-06, 03:47 AM 4. theme song - constantly followed around by own theme song, that everyone else can hear except the one cursed by the theme song

5. ware-chicken, need I say more

6. divine flavor - celestial, fiendish, or other extraplanar animals/beings will pop out of nowhere and try to eat the cursed being

7. unintelligible famaliar - the cursed mage's famaliar can communicate with everyone else except its own master

8. kender ancestery - unknowingly attempts to steal stuff, gets caught easily, and has no idea why he has tried to steal anything

9. foreign accent mix-up - speaks elven with a dwarven accent, dwarven with a gnome-ish accent, ect...

10. medical student syndrome - the minute the cursed learns of a disease he starts to feel sick and believes he has said disease
Tordek
08-25-06, 04:04 AM 11. Compulsive shapeshifting curse: Every 12 or 24 hours, you have to take the form of whatever intelligent creature you see, and take on their str, con, dex, and average your CHA with theirs.
kelvinaw273
08-25-06, 04:33 AM 12: Curse of the Horn - originally from the land of Viagrovia, symptoms obvious .....

13: Loss of short term memory, a not completely debilitating curse but one that combined with the loss of short term memory can make functioning in any circumstances somewhat repetative, along with short term memory loss.

14: Curse of Incontenance - very embarressing, especially in battle if you are a warrior.

15: Curse of the Hum - you hear a catchy little tune and the d**n thing will not get out of your head ... soon you find yourself humming it constantly, and it drives everyone nuts.

16: Nasty Niff - you nottice nothing, but other people start avoiding you, and spending as little time in your presence as possible. What's wrong, do you smell or something?
coldfire_x
08-25-06, 07:11 AM 17. undead curse-slowly but painfully turns you to undead
oxybe
08-25-06, 09:21 AM 18 ) curse of the :censored: : every 3rd or 2nd word is censored by a farm animal sound.

19 ) curse fo the lost pants: at the most inoppertune time, your pants fall down (IE: alone in the foyer, chatting with a noble's wife, noble comes in, pants go down)

20 ) curse of the wooden stick boy: everytime you lie your nose gets bigger, when you tell the truth, it recedes

21 ) curse of jusenkuyo : for those macho guys - when doused with cold water, you turn into a "cute" girl with both your str & cha switched. when doused in warm water, you turn male (or vice versa if female).

22 ) curse of the jaguar : your skin turns yellow and you gain spots. you tend to extend your "r" sounds. nothing more.

23 ) curse of the wolf : your skin turns gray and your hair becomes shaggy. you extend your "o" sounds. nothing more.

24 ) curse of the curse : you think you're cursed. you actually aren't and the caster was bluffing, but paranoia is a great thing. especially if cast with a BIG grin.
NinjaPenguin
08-25-06, 09:46 AM I've always found curses appropriate to the target's normal activities fun

25: Curse a Rogue so his hands continuously exhude an adhesive.

26: Curse a Cleric to take damage for every wound she heals on others.

27: Curse a Fighter to grow larger each time he kills, though his gear does not.

28: Curse a Bard to only be able to communicate through their chosen Perform skill (Song, interpretive dance, pantomime, etc)

29: Curse a Sorcerer with worsening chills, but his spellcasting generates warmth enough to abate it for a time after casting. Impose penalties that worsen the longer a spell is not cast.
SnowSage
08-25-06, 12:28 PM 30: Curse of the cowardly hand: Your hand twitches whenever you are close to an enemy. from 90 ft or further away you take no penalty, -1 cumulative penalty for every ten feet closer than that you are. if they disarm you your hand twitches more, due to such a close encounter, therefore making it a -2 instead of -1, as above. especially good vs. rangers and barbarions.
TheDrowWarmage
08-25-06, 12:40 PM 31. The curse of Expulsion: Any time you fail a check, save or attack roll, diarrhetic waste oozes from every orifice, cavity, hole, and pore of your body
Nyxi
08-25-06, 12:57 PM 32. Curse of Awkwardness: Whenever the cursed is within range of a member of the opposite sex (family member, lover, random person ect.) He/she can omit nothing buthigh pitched kettle noises, dispite the fact that they are completely unaware of these odd noises.

33. Curse of the inexperianced laundress: Turns all of the "macho" Character's clothes neon pink. If female, mudd brown.

34. Curse of the wandering abilities: Every third day the Character's abilities shift down one, so that Str becomes Dex ect.
coldfire_x
08-25-06, 01:47 PM 33.curse of daydra-at a full moon the PC turns into a women who*e
the only way to cure is to drink unicorns blood
Nyxi
08-25-06, 01:49 PM 33.curse of daydra-at a full moon the PC turns into a women who*e
the only way to cure is to drink unicorns blood

um... that's actually a blue mage spell. It's a change gender spell, and it's not curable.
coldfire_x
08-25-06, 01:52 PM um... that's actually a blue mage spell. It's a change gender spell, and it's not curable.

well i see you dont understand what who*e is right?
Nyxi
08-25-06, 02:09 PM What? Nvm.
LordHawkeye
08-25-06, 02:58 PM Blue mage? That an official class? Let me see

oh yes...

34. Curse of truth. Forced to always speak the absolute truth. Go watch Liar Liar for a nice idea of how effective this is.
coldfire_x
08-25-06, 03:05 PM well althrough you said nvm
ill give you a clue
she sell hare body for money
Herald@Large
08-25-06, 03:34 PM 35. Everything you eat tastes like cabbage.

36. Everything you drink tastes like sour milk.

37. You can only speak in rhyme.

38. Your hair changes color every hour. So do your eyebrows, but to a different (and clashing) color.

39. Whenever you see three inanimate objects which are the same (three oranges, three daggers, three horseshoes, etc.) you have the irresistable urge to juggle them.

40. Pyromania! Anything you see that's burnable *must* be set on fire ...

41. Bathing turns your skin green.

42. You are compelled to add the words "you know" to every sentence you speak.

43. All music sounds like a catfight.

44. Your shoelaces simply will not stay tied.

45. You get a nosebleed every time you see a dwarf.
Andorxor
08-25-06, 03:46 PM well althrough you said nvm
ill give you a clue
she sell hare body for money
And things like that and the Viagra curse belong to the mature board
DraconsNighthawk
08-25-06, 07:52 PM Ring of false invisibity: You turn invisible to all good people, are visible to neutral people, have a huge red piller of light about a half-mile tall that surrounds you to evil people.

Yeah, took a looooong time before the party figured out that one.
Raiden Drake
08-25-06, 08:12 PM 45. You get a nosebleed every time you see a dwarf.

thats way too cruel...

47. Curse of the Lazy eye: -4 to all spot and search checks

48. Durse of the Litpin lip: 20% of failure on spell with verbal component

49. Curse of the pokemon: you can only communicate by saying your name

50. Curse of the phantom limb: you think you have and extra pair of arms and some times try to attack with them instead (50% of do nothing this round)

51. Enhanced piggy senses...
Sorcen_Anenooata
08-25-06, 08:21 PM 11. Compulsive shapeshifting curse: Every 12 or 24 hours, you have to take the form of whatever intelligent creature you see, and take on their str, con, dex, and average your CHA with theirs.

Ah, you beat me to it. As a note, the below things are very badly worded in terms of game mechanics, feel free to correct them and read my sig for the reasoning behind my lack of ability to apply the numbers and stuff to these curses.

52. Shapeshifting allergy: similar to number 11 but the cursed shapeshifts randomly and into weird creatures whenever they sneeze. Usually followed up by the curser with number 53.

53. Allergy curse: the cursed is allergic to just about everything and will sneeze 5d20 times a day.

54. Speak backwards curse: The cursed speaks all sentences backwards, pronouncing everything backwards and all. Hard feat for the DM or players to pull of so alternatively the cursed will just speak as if reading the backwards sentence.
ressurrector
08-25-06, 08:32 PM 55: Curse of the Power Ranger: Your character must allways appear doing some stupid pose, possibly a team formation pose if multiple characters are affected. Alternate: your character must climb up to the highest available perch and then attack from there (great if nobody has fly/featherfall).
*for those of you that have seen Slayers, think Amelia*
gorfnad the shiznit
08-26-06, 12:53 AM 39. Whenever you see three inanimate objects which are the same (three oranges, three daggers, three horseshoes, etc.) you have the irresistable urge to juggle them.

I knew I was cursed in some way!
(I'm a jester...very interesting side job, decent money too)

56. Saddle "sore" - you take a -10 to all ride checks

57. Aura of opposition- whenever anyone uses a detect alignment type spell, the character's alignment registers as the exact opposite of the one casting the alignment detection spell.

58. Inappropriate encore - Your character breaks out into song at extremely inappropriate times and in extremely inappropriate ways. (ie. singing ACDC's "She's Got the Clap" during the middle of a wedding would qualify.)

59. Failed greetings - You can never remember anyone's name, and when you try to introduce yourself you can't remember your name but for some reason you know with perfect clarity the name of the person you are trying to introduce yourself to, and then promptly forget their name a minute later.
Gallameed
08-26-06, 03:08 AM I've always found curses appropriate to the target's normal activities fun

25: Curse a Rogue so his hands continuously exhude an adhesive.

26: Curse a Cleric to take damage for every wound she heals on others.

27: Curse a Fighter to grow larger each time he kills, though his gear does not.

28: Curse a Bard to only be able to communicate through their chosen Perform skill (Song, interpretive dance, pantomime, etc)

29: Curse a Sorcerer with worsening chills, but his spellcasting generates warmth enough to abate it for a time after casting. Impose penalties that worsen the longer a spell is not cast.

Best curses evah! Permission to swipe them? :)
Isebas
08-26-06, 04:06 AM 60.Curse of the runny nose...there nose's run constantly but get even worse when they are doing battle.

61.Curse of the itching powder...They itch almost constantly and finally when they do get that perfect spot scratched it moves to somewhere else and they can never stop itching.The only way to keep the itching at bay is to be covered in dung, which has to be replenished every half-hour.

62.Curse of the exercise video's...It cause them to have dreams each night about themselves in tight spandex in a video(of course they dont know what either of these things are so they get more freaked out).The best part is when they see someone of the opposite sex that they "fancy" they cant do anything but mimic the moves on the exercise videos.

mwhahahahahahaha :evillaugh

63.The hair curse....the cursed pc's hair will continuously grow unless not trimmed every 6 hours; if they dont then they will look something like cousin it except with more hair.Plus it grows faster whenever they get scared.
Illithid_Tentacles
08-26-06, 05:14 AM 64: The curse of Al Bundy: The afflicted character must have at least one hand down the front of his/her pants at all times. Hands can be switched, but only one hand is ever usable at any given time. If the character doesn't wear pants, a pair magically appears and can't be removed. In addition to the obvious, this also imposes a -10 penalty to all Intimidate, Bluff, Disguise, and Diplomacy checks.
Rerecros
08-26-06, 05:36 AM 65: curse of the noisy brain, works the exact opposite of a detect thoughts spell. Any one in your cone instantly knows what you are thinking.

66: the un-midus touch, any platinum, gold, silver or copper you touch instantly disintegrates.

67: curse of perpetual motion, If you ever stop walking you explode.
Master of the Daemon Tide
08-26-06, 09:40 AM 68. Curse of the Amplifier: All sounds are amplified by 100x volume. Listen checks skyrocket, but even normal conversation is excruciatingly painful.

69. The Grandma's Apple Pie curse: Every word spoken by the PC is said in such a tone that everyone who hears it will believe it is some sort of bizarre explicit sexual innuendo.

70. The "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" curse: Upon hearing a certain word, the character flies into a barbarian-like rage. Great for battle, terrible for diplomatic negotiations, fancy balls, or romantic situations.

71. teh [ur53 uv 1337ness: The character can speak and write only in leet (esp. confusing with non-common languages. Elven 1337!)(Even more confusing when there's no such thing as computers).
TalonofTiamat
08-26-06, 10:06 AM 72. Too big for your briches: You grow so large you can no longer fit into your pants. This happens no matter how large the pants are. (Great for the smaller folk)
Rumda
08-26-06, 10:10 AM 73. Curse of tongues every time you speak it is in a language that you do not understand
SnowSage
08-26-06, 10:26 AM 74: The curse of Adam Sandler: Any time you attempt to speak it comes out in a retarted voice that makes everyone laugh. You're perform (sing) takes a -20 penalty, but that's OK, since everyone but you thinks that you did an amazing job by stringing random words togeather that make no sence, and they pay through the nose to hear it. Great for town roleplaying, not so good for dramatic situations or bards.
Laranis Callirr
08-26-06, 10:29 AM 75. The Curse of the Beard: Character sprouts a glow-in-the-dark beard with neon colours.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
LordHawkeye 08-25-06, 03:32 AM	Curses, always fun but enough with the tired old -x to attack or 50% chance to lose action stuff. Boooooring! Come up with some real player annoyances 1. The "tourette's syndrome" curse. need I say more? ^^ 2. were...what? Assumes a harmless or even downright humiliating form on the full moon. 3. Curse to make you emit a scent that most creatures can't detect but undead find it irresistable. That gets it started. Let's hear more.
gorfnad the shiznit 08-25-06, 03:47 AM	4. theme song - constantly followed around by own theme song, that everyone else can hear except the one cursed by the theme song 5. ware-chicken, need I say more 6. divine flavor - celestial, fiendish, or other extraplanar animals/beings will pop out of nowhere and try to eat the cursed being 7. unintelligible famaliar - the cursed mage's famaliar can communicate with everyone else except its own master 8. kender ancestery - unknowingly attempts to steal stuff, gets caught easily, and has no idea why he has tried to steal anything 9. foreign accent mix-up - speaks elven with a dwarven accent, dwarven with a gnome-ish accent, ect... 10. medical student syndrome - the minute the cursed learns of a disease he starts to feel sick and believes he has said disease
Tordek 08-25-06, 04:04 AM	11. Compulsive shapeshifting curse: Every 12 or 24 hours, you have to take the form of whatever intelligent creature you see, and take on their str, con, dex, and average your CHA with theirs.
kelvinaw273 08-25-06, 04:33 AM	12: Curse of the Horn - originally from the land of Viagrovia, symptoms obvious ..... 13: Loss of short term memory, a not completely debilitating curse but one that combined with the loss of short term memory can make functioning in any circumstances somewhat repetative, along with short term memory loss. 14: Curse of Incontenance - very embarressing, especially in battle if you are a warrior. 15: Curse of the Hum - you hear a catchy little tune and the d**n thing will not get out of your head ... soon you find yourself humming it constantly, and it drives everyone nuts. 16: Nasty Niff - you nottice nothing, but other people start avoiding you, and spending as little time in your presence as possible. What's wrong, do you smell or something?
coldfire_x 08-25-06, 07:11 AM	17. undead curse-slowly but painfully turns you to undead
oxybe 08-25-06, 09:21 AM	18 ) curse of the :censored: : every 3rd or 2nd word is censored by a farm animal sound. 19 ) curse fo the lost pants: at the most inoppertune time, your pants fall down (IE: alone in the foyer, chatting with a noble's wife, noble comes in, pants go down) 20 ) curse of the wooden stick boy: everytime you lie your nose gets bigger, when you tell the truth, it recedes 21 ) curse of jusenkuyo : for those macho guys - when doused with cold water, you turn into a "cute" girl with both your str & cha switched. when doused in warm water, you turn male (or vice versa if female). 22 ) curse of the jaguar : your skin turns yellow and you gain spots. you tend to extend your "r" sounds. nothing more. 23 ) curse of the wolf : your skin turns gray and your hair becomes shaggy. you extend your "o" sounds. nothing more. 24 ) curse of the curse : you think you're cursed. you actually aren't and the caster was bluffing, but paranoia is a great thing. especially if cast with a BIG grin.
NinjaPenguin 08-25-06, 09:46 AM	I've always found curses appropriate to the target's normal activities fun 25: Curse a Rogue so his hands continuously exhude an adhesive. 26: Curse a Cleric to take damage for every wound she heals on others. 27: Curse a Fighter to grow larger each time he kills, though his gear does not. 28: Curse a Bard to only be able to communicate through their chosen Perform skill (Song, interpretive dance, pantomime, etc) 29: Curse a Sorcerer with worsening chills, but his spellcasting generates warmth enough to abate it for a time after casting. Impose penalties that worsen the longer a spell is not cast.
SnowSage 08-25-06, 12:28 PM	30: Curse of the cowardly hand: Your hand twitches whenever you are close to an enemy. from 90 ft or further away you take no penalty, -1 cumulative penalty for every ten feet closer than that you are. if they disarm you your hand twitches more, due to such a close encounter, therefore making it a -2 instead of -1, as above. especially good vs. rangers and barbarions.
TheDrowWarmage 08-25-06, 12:40 PM	31. The curse of Expulsion: Any time you fail a check, save or attack roll, diarrhetic waste oozes from every orifice, cavity, hole, and pore of your body
Nyxi 08-25-06, 12:57 PM	32. Curse of Awkwardness: Whenever the cursed is within range of a member of the opposite sex (family member, lover, random person ect.) He/she can omit nothing buthigh pitched kettle noises, dispite the fact that they are completely unaware of these odd noises. 33. Curse of the inexperianced laundress: Turns all of the "macho" Character's clothes neon pink. If female, mudd brown. 34. Curse of the wandering abilities: Every third day the Character's abilities shift down one, so that Str becomes Dex ect.
coldfire_x 08-25-06, 01:47 PM	33.curse of daydra-at a full moon the PC turns into a women who*e the only way to cure is to drink unicorns blood
Nyxi 08-25-06, 01:49 PM	33.curse of daydra-at a full moon the PC turns into a women who*e the only way to cure is to drink unicorns blood um... that's actually a blue mage spell. It's a change gender spell, and it's not curable.
coldfire_x 08-25-06, 01:52 PM	um... that's actually a blue mage spell. It's a change gender spell, and it's not curable. well i see you dont understand what who*e is right?
Nyxi 08-25-06, 02:09 PM	What? Nvm.
LordHawkeye 08-25-06, 02:58 PM	Blue mage? That an official class? Let me see oh yes... 34. Curse of truth. Forced to always speak the absolute truth. Go watch Liar Liar for a nice idea of how effective this is.
coldfire_x 08-25-06, 03:05 PM	well althrough you said nvm ill give you a clue she sell hare body for money
Herald@Large 08-25-06, 03:34 PM	35. Everything you eat tastes like cabbage. 36. Everything you drink tastes like sour milk. 37. You can only speak in rhyme. 38. Your hair changes color every hour. So do your eyebrows, but to a different (and clashing) color. 39. Whenever you see three inanimate objects which are the same (three oranges, three daggers, three horseshoes, etc.) you have the irresistable urge to juggle them. 40. Pyromania! Anything you see that's burnable must be set on fire ... 41. Bathing turns your skin green. 42. You are compelled to add the words "you know" to every sentence you speak. 43. All music sounds like a catfight. 44. Your shoelaces simply will not stay tied. 45. You get a nosebleed every time you see a dwarf.
Andorxor 08-25-06, 03:46 PM	well althrough you said nvm ill give you a clue she sell hare body for money And things like that and the Viagra curse belong to the mature board
DraconsNighthawk 08-25-06, 07:52 PM	Ring of false invisibity: You turn invisible to all good people, are visible to neutral people, have a huge red piller of light about a half-mile tall that surrounds you to evil people. Yeah, took a looooong time before the party figured out that one.
Raiden Drake 08-25-06, 08:12 PM	45. You get a nosebleed every time you see a dwarf. thats way too cruel... 47. Curse of the Lazy eye: -4 to all spot and search checks 48. Durse of the Litpin lip: 20% of failure on spell with verbal component 49. Curse of the pokemon: you can only communicate by saying your name 50. Curse of the phantom limb: you think you have and extra pair of arms and some times try to attack with them instead (50% of do nothing this round) 51. Enhanced piggy senses...
Sorcen_Anenooata 08-25-06, 08:21 PM	11. Compulsive shapeshifting curse: Every 12 or 24 hours, you have to take the form of whatever intelligent creature you see, and take on their str, con, dex, and average your CHA with theirs. Ah, you beat me to it. As a note, the below things are very badly worded in terms of game mechanics, feel free to correct them and read my sig for the reasoning behind my lack of ability to apply the numbers and stuff to these curses. 52. Shapeshifting allergy: similar to number 11 but the cursed shapeshifts randomly and into weird creatures whenever they sneeze. Usually followed up by the curser with number 53. 53. Allergy curse: the cursed is allergic to just about everything and will sneeze 5d20 times a day. 54. Speak backwards curse: The cursed speaks all sentences backwards, pronouncing everything backwards and all. Hard feat for the DM or players to pull of so alternatively the cursed will just speak as if reading the backwards sentence.
ressurrector 08-25-06, 08:32 PM	55: Curse of the Power Ranger: Your character must allways appear doing some stupid pose, possibly a team formation pose if multiple characters are affected. Alternate: your character must climb up to the highest available perch and then attack from there (great if nobody has fly/featherfall). for those of you that have seen Slayers, think Amelia
gorfnad the shiznit 08-26-06, 12:53 AM	39. Whenever you see three inanimate objects which are the same (three oranges, three daggers, three horseshoes, etc.) you have the irresistable urge to juggle them. I knew I was cursed in some way! (I'm a jester...very interesting side job, decent money too) 56. Saddle "sore" - you take a -10 to all ride checks 57. Aura of opposition- whenever anyone uses a detect alignment type spell, the character's alignment registers as the exact opposite of the one casting the alignment detection spell. 58. Inappropriate encore - Your character breaks out into song at extremely inappropriate times and in extremely inappropriate ways. (ie. singing ACDC's "She's Got the Clap" during the middle of a wedding would qualify.) 59. Failed greetings - You can never remember anyone's name, and when you try to introduce yourself you can't remember your name but for some reason you know with perfect clarity the name of the person you are trying to introduce yourself to, and then promptly forget their name a minute later.
Gallameed 08-26-06, 03:08 AM	I've always found curses appropriate to the target's normal activities fun 25: Curse a Rogue so his hands continuously exhude an adhesive. 26: Curse a Cleric to take damage for every wound she heals on others. 27: Curse a Fighter to grow larger each time he kills, though his gear does not. 28: Curse a Bard to only be able to communicate through their chosen Perform skill (Song, interpretive dance, pantomime, etc) 29: Curse a Sorcerer with worsening chills, but his spellcasting generates warmth enough to abate it for a time after casting. Impose penalties that worsen the longer a spell is not cast. Best curses evah! Permission to swipe them? :)
Isebas 08-26-06, 04:06 AM	60.Curse of the runny nose...there nose's run constantly but get even worse when they are doing battle. 61.Curse of the itching powder...They itch almost constantly and finally when they do get that perfect spot scratched it moves to somewhere else and they can never stop itching.The only way to keep the itching at bay is to be covered in dung, which has to be replenished every half-hour. 62.Curse of the exercise video's...It cause them to have dreams each night about themselves in tight spandex in a video(of course they dont know what either of these things are so they get more freaked out).The best part is when they see someone of the opposite sex that they "fancy" they cant do anything but mimic the moves on the exercise videos. mwhahahahahahaha :evillaugh 63.The hair curse....the cursed pc's hair will continuously grow unless not trimmed every 6 hours; if they dont then they will look something like cousin it except with more hair.Plus it grows faster whenever they get scared.
Illithid_Tentacles 08-26-06, 05:14 AM	64: The curse of Al Bundy: The afflicted character must have at least one hand down the front of his/her pants at all times. Hands can be switched, but only one hand is ever usable at any given time. If the character doesn't wear pants, a pair magically appears and can't be removed. In addition to the obvious, this also imposes a -10 penalty to all Intimidate, Bluff, Disguise, and Diplomacy checks.
Rerecros 08-26-06, 05:36 AM	65: curse of the noisy brain, works the exact opposite of a detect thoughts spell. Any one in your cone instantly knows what you are thinking. 66: the un-midus touch, any platinum, gold, silver or copper you touch instantly disintegrates. 67: curse of perpetual motion, If you ever stop walking you explode.
Master of the Daemon Tide 08-26-06, 09:40 AM	68. Curse of the Amplifier: All sounds are amplified by 100x volume. Listen checks skyrocket, but even normal conversation is excruciatingly painful. 69. The Grandma's Apple Pie curse: Every word spoken by the PC is said in such a tone that everyone who hears it will believe it is some sort of bizarre explicit sexual innuendo. 70. The "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" curse: Upon hearing a certain word, the character flies into a barbarian-like rage. Great for battle, terrible for diplomatic negotiations, fancy balls, or romantic situations. 71. teh [ur53 uv 1337ness: The character can speak and write only in leet (esp. confusing with non-common languages. Elven 1337!)(Even more confusing when there's no such thing as computers).
TalonofTiamat 08-26-06, 10:06 AM	72. Too big for your briches: You grow so large you can no longer fit into your pants. This happens no matter how large the pants are. (Great for the smaller folk)
Rumda 08-26-06, 10:10 AM	73. Curse of tongues every time you speak it is in a language that you do not understand
SnowSage 08-26-06, 10:26 AM	74: The curse of Adam Sandler: Any time you attempt to speak it comes out in a retarted voice that makes everyone laugh. You're perform (sing) takes a -20 penalty, but that's OK, since everyone but you thinks that you did an amazing job by stringing random words togeather that make no sence, and they pay through the nose to hear it. Great for town roleplaying, not so good for dramatic situations or bards.
Laranis Callirr 08-26-06, 10:29 AM	75. The Curse of the Beard: Character sprouts a glow-in-the-dark beard with neon colours.