1001 funny or wierd PC's [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 funny or wierd PC's [Archive] - Wizards Community

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dragor_shadowfury
04-20-06, 08:57 AM well, i'm looking to share som laugther with you other guys. thus i've made this tread, and i've gotten the first 4:

1*minotaur monk worshipping santa claus

2*bozak sorc named bozak, trying to invent a spell named create coca cola

3*elf ranger worshipping the god of minotaurs, and having a succubus girlfriend

4*centaur samurai with a brain from a flesh golem
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Need_A_Life
04-20-06, 09:15 AM 5* Having a sorcerer/cleric who convinces parts of the group (okay, just 1) that the deity they just talked to might in fact not be a god. (No cosmic mojo, no proof of his identity).
Mobar2006
04-20-06, 12:47 PM 6) A wizard who liked to polymorph into a pig.
Kakerate
04-20-06, 01:28 PM 7) I once played: Sulla "the Saucy" a stout fat little human about weighing in at 180lbs and only about 5' 3". He was extremely lazy. Lazy to the point that he only used a short sword made of bronze because other weapons were too heavy. He took a ton of flaws from some book(cant remember) and started the game with like 14 feats(if you take a flaw you get a feat). Then I spent those feats to take the low brow feat chains from the 3.0 book of feats. I was never attacked, because the enemies allways overlooked him as any challenge(because of the feats), not that he was a challenge! He had all his stats under 14 except for con. I think he had like two 8s and the rest were like 10s and 11s. He was so much fun to play!

8) I also played a disco dancing wizard black guy with a huge afro! He used some spell(cant remember) to make a disco ball float and spin and cast burning hands to "light up the joint"!

9) I also played some sort of psionic cat folk thing( I was playing it to make fun of psionics and cat folk which the DM allways played....he had some sort of strange fettish or something). The Cat psion/barbarian thing was so stupid it could hardly cast 2nd level powers, and I was always running around naked. And once when I had been in the sewers I fell in to raw sewage. Then later in the town square I licked myself clean infront of the whole town! LOL! And I think I got sick from that too. Such fun!

I have more funny chars, but I cant think of them now. I'll post later when I remember better.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
dragor_shadowfury 04-20-06, 08:57 AM	well, i'm looking to share som laugther with you other guys. thus i've made this tread, and i've gotten the first 4: 1minotaur monk worshipping santa claus 2bozak sorc named bozak, trying to invent a spell named create coca cola 3elf ranger worshipping the god of minotaurs, and having a succubus girlfriend 4centaur samurai with a brain from a flesh golem ________________________________________ __ evry one try this site www.crystalkeep.com (http://www.crystalkeep.com)
Need_A_Life 04-20-06, 09:15 AM	5* Having a sorcerer/cleric who convinces parts of the group (okay, just 1) that the deity they just talked to might in fact not be a god. (No cosmic mojo, no proof of his identity).
Mobar2006 04-20-06, 12:47 PM	6) A wizard who liked to polymorph into a pig.
Kakerate 04-20-06, 01:28 PM	7) I once played: Sulla "the Saucy" a stout fat little human about weighing in at 180lbs and only about 5' 3". He was extremely lazy. Lazy to the point that he only used a short sword made of bronze because other weapons were too heavy. He took a ton of flaws from some book(cant remember) and started the game with like 14 feats(if you take a flaw you get a feat). Then I spent those feats to take the low brow feat chains from the 3.0 book of feats. I was never attacked, because the enemies allways overlooked him as any challenge(because of the feats), not that he was a challenge! He had all his stats under 14 except for con. I think he had like two 8s and the rest were like 10s and 11s. He was so much fun to play! 8) I also played a disco dancing wizard black guy with a huge afro! He used some spell(cant remember) to make a disco ball float and spin and cast burning hands to "light up the joint"! 9) I also played some sort of psionic cat folk thing( I was playing it to make fun of psionics and cat folk which the DM allways played....he had some sort of strange fettish or something). The Cat psion/barbarian thing was so stupid it could hardly cast 2nd level powers, and I was always running around naked. And once when I had been in the sewers I fell in to raw sewage. Then later in the town square I licked myself clean infront of the whole town! LOL! And I think I got sick from that too. Such fun! I have more funny chars, but I cant think of them now. I'll post later when I remember better.