Post/Author/DateTime	Post
coldfire_x 09-08-06, 07:40 AM	1. one of my PC wake up first when he saw the other was sleeping he tryed to waking him up by farting in his face{lol} he throwed D20 and got 1 so i said:as you farting you feel something else in your pants......
thadastardly1 09-08-06, 07:48 PM	2. Are you ready to die today? 3. You're so gonna die. 4. I hope you slept well, because its time to die. Etc, etc, etc... my DM prefaces every session with a mention on how we're going to die.
Sildatorak 09-08-06, 08:00 PM	The party was facing a mimic in a dungeon, and as the gnome cleric got stuck to it during the fight. They looted the room and were getting ready to leave. Nobody had yet pulled the gnome lose from the mimic's corpse so I asked if they intended to yank him free with the following phrase: 5. Is anyone going to jerk the gnome off? A few minutes later we quit laughing and someone did.
Kedami 09-08-06, 08:14 PM	6: Alright, you can take his liver, but I draw the line at the intestines!
Nived 09-08-06, 10:48 PM	7) "The Noble Salamander casts Dispell Magic." Said to a character playing a dwarf with a Cloak of Wings when he specifically flew over a lava pit to attack said Noble Salamander. The rest of the players thought it was freaking hilarious. The dwarf was later resurrected.
AlphaSquirell 09-09-06, 12:12 AM	8) This particular one involves 3 people of our 6 person group. The DM (me), the Ninja, and the Monk, Randy. (Monk is most likely to trigger traps, get bitten by diseased things, catch fire, fall off a cliff, etc, etc, etc) DM: You rolled what now? Ninja: A 15. DM: Let's see.... Ninja: Do I hit? DM: Randy, make a Reflex save. Monk: WHAT? Why? (jaw drops, confused stare, the works) It was great, because I made him do a Reflex save because he ran into a bugbear (head on, as it was walking towards them in a dark tunnel, and he failed his spot check and ran into it holding an "everburning torch" like an Olympic flame), he got bit by two dire rats (Fort saves vs disease), attacked by a thoqqua (Ref vs. catching fire), another Ref save to avoid a Crit. by another Bugbear (I sometimes allow Ref saves to avoid attacks, but ONLY when I ask for it, it's like letting them dodge an attack because I want them to, but only if they have the "reflexes") So he kept making saves, and was confused when he had to make a save and it wasn't even his turn. Not only that, but it wasn't MY turn either. The Ninja attacks a goblin and the Monk must make a Reflex save. (no real reason, I just said that to freak him out)
tharivol266 09-09-06, 07:14 PM	9) it was early morning irl and the evening in the game and the pcs were about to go to sleep and the cleric announced that he was going to heal everyone and he had enough cure spells left to heal everyone even if he rolled all ones. me being the dm replied with "okay every one is wholely feeled."
oxybe 09-09-06, 07:54 PM	10 ) rocks fall, everybody dies... haha just kidding. seriously though, everybody dies. moral = never cast spells able to move rock or cause very loud noises while within ancient, unstable kobold tunnels. 11 ) hmm... not enough. ok, guys... hand me more dice... (my various d6's were strewn across the table, outside arm's reach, so naturally, i only had 2 with me. they were :weep: i was :D) moral = ask for their dice, cause yours aren't scary enough 12 ) how did that BBEG's PrC's class ability work again... :( wait while i bring out the BoVD and check it out... moral = the BoVD is a great source of player torment... even if you're not actively using it
shadowfox628 09-09-06, 09:32 PM	13) (the night before the party was served food that was, well, bad) Me: Ok, everyone make a Fortitude Save. *insert rolling sounds, skip to certain PC* PC1: I rolled got a 7... Me: ... Didn't you sleep with the Drow the night before? PC2: Yeah... Me: Ok, you're not poisoned. Rest of PCs: :eek: I think I might make it a standard: sleep with a Drow, avoid food poisoning.
Piggyfreak6 09-09-06, 10:36 PM	13) (the night before the party was served food that was, well, bad) Me: Ok, everyone make a Fortitude Save. *insert rolling sounds, skip to certain PC* PC1: I rolled got a 7... Me: ... Didn't you sleep with the Drow the night before? PC2: Yeah... Me: Ok, you're not poisoned. Rest of PCs: :eek: I think I might make it a standard: sleep with a Drow, avoid food poisoning. I'll write that down. Thank you for the hint.
speeblefreak 09-09-06, 10:37 PM	We were talking after the session had ended, and somehow the pope came into it PC1: I walk up to the pope. DM (Me): On which side? PC1: Uh...the left side. Me: The left side is trapped! YOU DIE! PC2: I walk up on his right side. Me: The right side is trapped! YOU DIE! PC3: I jump in his lap. Me: His lap is trapped! YOU DIE! (we start discussing when to meet next) Someone: How about next tuesday? Me: Tuesday is trapped! YOU ALL DIE! "XXX is trapped! YOU DIE!" has now become a running joke in that group.
KurenaiYami 09-09-06, 10:45 PM	15 (I think) PCs enter a room with a Dire Bat sleeping upside down on the ceiling, and the Wizard had a bag of Dire Rat feces from the previous room (I do not know why.) Wizard: "I throw the bag of crap at the giant bat." *Rolls attack, misses the base 9 needed to hit a large sleeping creature with a touch attack.* Me: "You miss the bat. Everybody roll Reflex saves to dodge the poo." Fighter: (to Wizard) "Gods I hate you..." *Everyone makes saves.* Me: "You all managed to dodge the direct blow. Now, splash damage!" PCs: :bigeyes:
Mastermind_Omega 09-11-06, 07:18 PM	16) All of the PC's run out of the Yuan-Ti's temple and see an Abomination standing at the top of the temple in an altar. He places a gem into a pedestal and the temple rises out of the ground...and turns into a collossal construct :)
Seraphine_Harmonium 09-11-06, 07:45 PM	17. You are now a woman (to the fighter upon donning an unidentified Belt of Gender Change)
metamind 09-11-06, 08:33 PM	18: Last session: Me: :uh-huh: Are you sure you want to ask the Great Wyrm Red Dragon for a ride? The players had to perfom a service for the dragon for thier lives, and the party munchkin kept trying to mooch favors from it. Lucky to be alive, actually.
tsuyoshikentsu 09-11-06, 09:16 PM	19: "Oh, sure I'll read it for you, Mr. Minotaur. It says: 'Today I prepared Explosive'" BOOM.
speedy55 09-11-06, 09:28 PM	To a goblin char: "Fine, you can make it with the dead corpse."
rivaltuna 09-11-06, 09:42 PM	This is back when I played a Half Orc Vampire Barbarian at second level with 22 strength, 15 dex, 18 con, 8 int, 18 wis:uh-huh:, and 14 cha Well, I tried to make a move silently check to avoid some goblins in the cave. This is how it went. Dm: Roll a move silently check Me: um 7. Dm: minus 8 on your character sheet... Me: Neg 1. oh boy.. Dwarf: MORON! Dm: A drum set materializes in front of you, attacked to your chest. You feel COMPELLED to pound on it. The goblins see you and turn run at you, screamign words in goblish. Me: I rip the drums off my chest and use it as a bludgeon! DM: you make a war cry? Me: My int is 8, I say the only thing I know how: ME WANT SANDWHICH!!! Me want sandwhich is now a running joke in our group.
DM2 09-11-06, 09:45 PM	23: DM (ME): :uh-huh: Ookay roll to see if you succeusfully search the orc poo. *roll sounds* PC1:19 DM: Okay you find a brown leather glove and remiants of corn... PC1:Can I eat the corn? DM:Roll for fortitude. PC1:21 (on a twenty sided die) DM: you rolled a twenty sided die howd u get 21? PC1: It was Kyles poo.... DM: and PC1: He came from the tavern DM:and PC2Kyle: Power to the bed!!:cloud9:
Gold Medal Jedi 09-11-06, 10:29 PM	After handing a deck of many things to a fighter with an intelligence of 8, I ask him so how many cards would you like? his answer: 31...
JuanNavarro 09-11-06, 10:40 PM	The party was facing a mimic in a dungeon, and as the gnome cleric got stuck to it during the fight. They looted the room and were getting ready to leave. Nobody had yet pulled the gnome lose from the mimic's corpse so I asked if they intended to yank him free with the following phrase: 5. Is anyone going to jerk the gnome off? A few minutes later we quit laughing and someone did. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D Believe it or not, in my gaming group something similar happened with a Tangle foot bag, a dwarf and a wall. Pretty much killed the game for an hour: we just ordered pizza there and then and came back later to finish playing...
Gold Medal Jedi 09-16-06, 12:10 AM	Got a new one today... Its not what i said to my group but rather one of my players to me. Pink Dragon (half white, half red, half-dragon) think about it though... fire and cold breath weapon, with both immunities, not exactly the worst combination.
LordBolt118 09-16-06, 08:38 AM	Well, this has some funnyness said by me and my players: Behold, the reason I hate the dice gods! I have a player who doesn't like to be proved wrong. EVER. He never admits his mistakes. So, we were playing with a few miniatures I have, and he was a few squares away from the bugbears. Him: I attack! Me: Erm...how..? Him: With my Longsword! Me: Uh...look at the game board, and guess why you can't attack. Him: Why? Me: You're...15 feet away... Him: I know...I'm going to...err...throw my sword! So, he throws his sword. Critical hit. Me: :uh-huh: Erm...you decapitated the Bugbear...well done. A few rounds later, just one hobgoblin is left. Rogue: I attack him! Me: :waits: You've got to be kidding me. You only have a bow, and you're in close range! Please, tell me you're going to move... Rogue: I stab him with my arrow! *rolls crit, rolls max damage, rolls sneak attack...* Me: You have GOT to be kidding me! Your arrow goes...through his groin. Yeah, he's dead.
Shekias 09-16-06, 09:00 AM	One of my favorites has to be when I was giving my players a hard time because they wouldn't use the "take 10" rule and would role over and over until they finally got a good result. I finally convinced them that they can use it when they're not threatened, so one of my players (playing a human bard) decides to cast a healing spell: PC: I'm going to cast heal. Me: Ok role. PC: I'm just going to take a 10. Me: Do you feel threatened right now? PC: :confused: No, not really. So I jump up and slap him in the face. He just sat their for about 3 minutes :eek: until he finally grasped what had just happened. He brings that up all the time now and we always have a good laugh over it.
Feriin 09-16-06, 09:52 AM	DM(me): "Quick, how mny dce does a 52nd rogue get on sneak attack?" Party Wizard,"26 dice." DM(me),"You Sure?" Party Wizard," Yeah" Other Player: still in shock that the Advanced, Half-Fiend, Great Wyrm Red Dragon Also has Rogue Levels.. DM(me): " Well that is alot, I'll just use the average roll of them. The Dragon does 457 dmg to the Blackguard, he is dead." Note the Blackguard is the PC's major atagonist right now, he was trying to force the Dragon into working for him.
Saberus 09-16-06, 03:13 PM	- Hold on, I need more tokens... and - Hold on, I'm gonna need to use the 24 new 6's I just bought... :dancin: me :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: them
Saberus 09-16-06, 03:17 PM	you turn the corner and encounter :invasion::invasion::invasion::invasion: Several hundred lame goblins, armed with pointy sticks. (party wizard wiped them out with 2 ice storms and 3 fireballs!)
xrabohrok 09-16-06, 03:41 PM	On my last D&D session, a set of very odd circumstances had a smart ranger with a "speacial" sorcerer caught in a corner by a zombie ogre. The ogre had paralyzed the sorcerer, but he had come to just enough to cast a spell. Everyone else was waiting to see what had happened. sorcerer: I think we're screwed. Ranger: Ya think!? Me:I still need to know what you're going to do. Sorcerer: Well, it's stupid, maybe I can cast a spell to distract it. I cast "Ghost Whisperer". Me: I need to know what you make it sound like. another player: Oh! Make it sound like Weeeoooooowikiwikiaugghghglglnummmm!! Sorcerer: I so make it sound like that. The best part is, I got it on tape. :evillaugh
Trinoya 09-16-06, 04:16 PM	Well I have a few that I can think off of the top of my head. Not all are wholey D&D, the first one is from a serenity game. Pc1: Okay, I'm outside the ship, where does there look like there is damage. Me: You see none. Pc2: I radio where the problem is. Pc1: I head over to it. What do I see. Me: You see a hatch with a large sealed entry way. Pc2: I tell him how to open it. Pc1: I open it... do I see the problem? Me: A potato floats out of the entry way and into space. They had a hamster on board their ship that was stealing potatos... The best part yet was this was not the actual problem with the engine... They still do not know how the hamster got the potato inside the non-airtight engine shafts... The running theory is he has a mini-space suit... ^_^ Now on to actual D&D ones: Me: Before you is a little girl. She is jumping from square to square, saying a tune, "Calamaran, count to four, Calamaran, then three more, Calamaran, if you can see, Calamaran, you'll come with me!" *I make gestures* Pc1: HA! DS9 episode!! I do exactly what they did in the episode. Me: You get towards then end and get zapped by an invisible wall... take... 28 points of damage. Pc1: What did I do wrong Me: Nothing, you got zapped just like they did in the episode. The next one comes from a party wizard: Me: You see a large undead expload from the ground. He looks mean. Pc1: I attack the warforge.. Me: You what? Pc1: I attack the warforge.. Me: You attack the de-activated, obviouslly non hostile, not doing anything at all warforge? Pc1: YUP! Me:... You have awoken the warforge, he summons a demon to his aid. Pc1: AH HA! I knew he was up to something! Me: .... The demon kills you. BTW: The warforge was truly not doing anything at all... he was supposed to be the encounter on their way back OUT after they leveled a bit... My all time personal favorite: Pc1: I run ahead of the rest of the group Me: okay, you see a box... Pc1: I bust it open. Me:... okay, you see two gloves, made of silk, and some rings. Pc1: (big giant fighter PC, btw). I put them on! Me: ... What? Pc1: I put them on. Me: Okay... *rolls are heard* Please roll a D20, fort save. Pc1: 3! (lv 1 characters, btw). Me: ... please roll a D20. Pc1: 2! Me:... *looks at sheet* Please reroll that. Pc1: what? NO! I'm keeping the two. Me: This is your DM telling you to re-roll that, you won't enjoy what happens! Pc1: HA! I got something good. Other players: REROLL IT!! He is giving you a chance here man! Pc1: Nope... Me: Fine... fine... Your size changes. Pc1: to what. Me: C-cup. other players: DAMNIT! For the record, I was a long time fan of Ranma 1/2 and my players were very concerned that I might alter a gender or two. I dicided I wouldn't... but I felt I was being provoked. It was a basic transmutation table. 1 was human male, 2 was human female, and so on... I've never lived it down. ^_^ Size C-cup is often said when someone picks up a magical item with out figuring out what it does, as a warning.
lentax 09-16-06, 06:04 PM	The party rogue 'accidentally' feel down a well into an underground river. (Actually it was a spring trap they neglected to look for, because why whould anyone trap the town well? :D ) Anyway, he shouts up to the rest of the party that there are about 20 undead kobolds on the shore. Barbarian: I jump down the well, using the rope to keep from going into the river. Me: Okay, make a Use Rope check. *roll* 23. Me: Okay, you make it down okay. *make a d100 roll* Make a spot check. Barbarian: *roll* 3. Me: You see a bunny. It is very fluffy, and looks tasty. Barbarian: Oooo, bunny! Wizard: I go down the well. The wizard used the rope to stop about ten feet from the surface of the river, and looks around. He sees the undead, the rogue, and the barbarian. Wizard: Kryor, you idiot! You're on the wrong side of the river! Me to the wizard: Make a reflex save. The necromancer the party was chasing scored a crit on a attack to the rope above the wizards head. I gave him the save to see if he fell into the water or not. He didn't. Instead... Me: Zombie 1 moves towards you...
UndeadMouse 09-16-06, 08:51 PM	Quote: Originally Posted by shadowfox628 13) (the night before the party was served food that was, well, bad) Me: Ok, everyone make a Fortitude Save. *insert rolling sounds, skip to certain PC* PC1: I rolled got a 7... Me: ... Didn't you sleep with the Drow the night before? PC2: Yeah... Me: Ok, you're not poisoned. Rest of PCs: I think I might make it a standard: sleep with a Drow, avoid food poisoning. I'll write that down. Thank you for the hint. me as well.
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 09-16-06, 09:01 PM	"Guys I wont have time to look over your charicters before the start of the cameghn next week so just make your charicters as you want them for then and we'll get right to it."... well they all laughed. :help:
torchflame 09-16-06, 10:12 PM	First one; PC: i listen at the door *listen check* 24! me: you hear muttered conversation in a language you don't understand, along with some grunts, a swooshing sound, and jingling like that of keys or coins. PC: Sounds nonviolent enough, ok i move silently and put my head through the door to see what's going on. me: *rolls* you hit the door face first, making a loud noise and alerting whatever's on the other side to your presence. Take 3 subdual damage. PC: WHAT!!! :eek: Pc2: omg... Did you check to see if the door was locked? PC: *slaps own face* next up: A large Black Dragon walks into the bar and orders a Shirley Temple. (said to the party to quell one of those "the DM won't let anything bad happen to us" arguments to justify a potentially stupid course of action... it became a running joke whenever someone was about to do something stupid)
wackywizjr 09-16-06, 10:46 PM	Said in reference to another player that was out of the room at the time. Player 1; "I am going to use the wish to raise Jean's Intelligence to an 18." Me Said in impressive godly voice; "It is beyond the power of a wish to raise her intelligence that far." Player 1; "Ha then I will use it to lower her intelligence to that of an earthworm." Me Said in impressive godly voice; "It is beyond the power of a wish to raise her intelligence that far." Group; :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
ravenspawn 09-17-06, 06:48 PM	Last nite, Gregor, the half-dragon monk died from the `destruction` spell, while in the City of the Spider Queen module. After the fight and after Tiberius, the cleric of Tempus, called a Planetar (via Planar Ally) to cast True Ressurection, as one of the only ways to bring him back. FYI: Tiberius is still not high enough to cast it himself. Since Gregor`s patron is Bahamut, not Tempus (god of War) the planetar asked why he should be brought back! Many of the other PC`s lauded the monk`s valor & prowess & courage. Even the drow wizard Plugar was praising him despite the occasional head butting between the 2 characters. That`s when I (the DM) piped up, as Rizzo the rat familiar said telepathically to his master; `But master, you often said the monk acted as if he has his quarterstaff up his a**!! :heehee :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :heehee
batmanjr 09-19-06, 12:41 AM	I'm not sure if this is still in my sig or not, I didn't say it, but this was said, 15 years ago. "Things are looking grim for the PC's."
Kraleck 09-19-06, 08:58 AM	Not me, my DM (keep in mind, we were all various Evil): Me (after nearly soloing a Young Adult Red Dragon (13 HP left and I could have done it if my Magic-Bracer-weapon didn't explode and partially freeze me) with a Level 12 Ranger/Sorcerer/Dragon's Bane Hunter (DM homebrewed Prestige class) and getting eaten as a killing blow): Aw, crap. There goes all my items. DM: What did you have? Me: Vest of Escape, Various (don't remember exactly) Magic Rings and Ioun Stones, 4 Potions of Cure Moderate... DM: *rolls for 4 Cure Moderate potions* ...and the Dragon is at full health. Me: Well...that fight was pointless then... Even I laughed at my own bad luck. It was even funnier later: Fellow Player (Vampiric Blood Magus): I go to visit my ally, (whatever in the Nine Hells the Dragon's name was). DM: You get to his cave and see him throwing up various magic items. A... Me: ...Vest of Escape, Several Ioun Stones, a pair of Magic Rings, a Dragonbreath Bracer, and...oh, yeah...my dignity. DM: A Vest of Escape, Several Ioun Stones, a pair of Magic Rings, a Bracer in the shape of a Dragon's head, and his dignity. We all laughed for the next 4 or 5 minutes.
Puritan13 09-19-06, 01:38 PM	In a Rifts campaign. Two of the players ended up buying chest amalgamates. They're these symbionts that cover the chest of the character. Imagine a huge fanged mouth in the center of your chest with a long tentacle with a smaller fanged mouth at the end of the tentacle coming out of the mouth. The two players were sitting side by side and the tentacle of one symbiont ended up exploring a little and it started feeling the other character, whose symbiont got curious and started exploring back. Seeing what the symbionts were doing, the players separated. Both players went outside to smoke. I looked at the rest of the group and said "Scott's is a female and Justin's is a male" We cracked up, they came in to find out what was going on. We didn't tell them for a while. We just kept laughing at them from time to time.
Quarion_Fireblood 09-23-06, 10:48 AM	In our latest session, not funny things I actually said or did, but from one of my players: x) Against a Ragewalker (MMIII), both the tank and the rogue of the party succumbed to the Ragewalker's Blood Frenzy ability, and promptly started hacking into their allies (the tank took out the poor little Mystic Theurge before it wore off). Anyway, the Half-Golem Shapeshifting (PHBII) Druid thought it would be a good idea to grapple the Rogue, and put him in his Portable Hole to cool off (the Rogue had a Ioun stone that let him not breathe). He succeeded, but then, a few seconds later: PC: (To Rogue) "Hang on, don't you have a Bag of Holding..." DM(me)::evillaugh Needless to say, the Rogue was lost to the Astral Plane... x+1) Later in the same campaign, the PC's snuck into a cave, rounding a corner, they saw the BBEG. Then, the Druid tried to sneak after them: PC1: (rolling d20) 4, plus the -4 check penalty, so 0. DM(me): The man turns, he is dressed entirely in black robes. Under his hood, you can see his pale, bone white, skin. He is clutching a scythe in his hand. PC2: I charge him. DM: Aren't you going to talk to him? For all you know he could just be a haemophiliac hanging out in a cave. PC1: And emo. An Emophiliac! Everybody::rofl:
Gottwick 09-23-06, 03:30 PM	"The mountain troll Awesome Blows Colin."
Forgedwar 09-23-06, 11:31 PM	The cleric in the party was introducing himself, it was the begginning of the campaign. When he was done explaining his god and how religious he was I added " And here are some brochures, just in case you change your mind".
markador 09-24-06, 03:30 AM	"there are three wooden doors in this room and one secret"
Gottwick 09-24-06, 12:23 PM	From an infamous local DM: "You hear footprints coming up behind you."
bassist33333 09-24-06, 01:15 PM	We have a pretty loose campaign going. Everybody sort of jokes around and stuff, and it kind of gets immature at times...but it's oh so funny: In a city: Cleric: I'm going to go chick-spotting in the city. DM (me): Shouldn't you be, like, praying at the local temple or something? Cleric: ...Well, Wee Jas told me to go chick-spotting; I don't think I should disobey him, you know? DM: [sigh] Fine...[Roll a few dice, just to look official] Cleric: Alright, what babes do I see? DM: There's one mediocre-looking commoner carrying a jug of water and a cat. Cleric: I ask her if she wants to come to the Inn with me so I can show her some divine stuff. [rolls a d20--natural 20] DM: She says 'Yes.' Cleric: Okay, I bring her up to my room (he bought one earlier). DM: Alright...Make a Handle Animal check, a Ride check, and a Knowledge (Sexual Fantasies) check. <_< ~Bass'-ist.
Kerik 09-24-06, 03:48 PM	In an unded adventure in Karrnath, there was a party of a half daelkyr warmage (me, as well as the DM), a dread necromancer (Alex), a vampire spawn rogue (Alecia), and two nearly identical vampire spawn fighters (Matt and Joe). They had snuck into a town an hour and a half after sunset, asked the guards if we could come into city hallf for a while because it was cold, killed them, and killed the mayor. Matt: Alright, let's get those papers. Check for traps. Alecia: I search. *rolls, succeeds* Me: Alright, the drawer has had Explosive Runes soldered on, and contact poison smeared on the handle.:D Alecia: Geez, that's bad... Me:...:confused: and? Alecia: I, um, don't know what to do... Me::uh-huh: :banghead: Other Players: :censored: :censored: :censored: : Matt: If she can't figure it out, I'm NOT telling her. Alex: Alright, everyone, get out. *Everyone gets out of the room.* Alex: I jiggle the handle with the hilt of my greatsword. Matt: :censored: :censored: Me:...:twitch: :bump: Everyone outside the room, make reflex saves; Alex, what kind of character did you want to play next? Players: :OMG! *Everyone succeeds, dodging out of the way as the fireball enchantment on the drawer is ignited by the explosive runes, sending two of the wooden walls of the room crashing down.* Me: The skill is written down right on your :censored: sheet, you :censored: retard! Other Players: :headexplo
Mkire 09-24-06, 09:21 PM	"the troll rips off it's own foot and *roll D20, get 20, roll d20, get 20, roll d20 get 20* throws it at Jiang. (the party's psion) As the foot nears jiang's body it jerks, and slices off his head. Thus the Vorpal Foot was born... Three sessions later the party's half-bronze dragon monk gets a tattoo that enchanted his feet to be +1 keep vorpal feet of returning and buys a ring of regeneration