1001 generic rumors [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 generic rumors [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Sergikins
07-29-06, 03:20 PM http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/tipomastr/rumors.jpg

so.... 1001 generic rumors. GO!
Witchblade
07-29-06, 04:30 PM The king is not the real king. It's a doppelganger who is making evil plans to destroy the land. The Landlords and the Dukes are aware of this. Everyone's in the conspiracy. They're everywhere. Trust no one.
- Roya 'Dirtface' Dillae, elven beggar at the Flyin' Inn.
Tichrimo
07-29-06, 04:38 PM Here's two that go together:

The king and queen are childless because the queen cannot have children... And one of the servants in the castle is pregnant with the new heir to the throne.

Or, go the other way:

The king and the queen are childless because the king is sterile... But the queen is now with child.
Tichrimo
07-29-06, 04:41 PM Tithes at the local church of [whatever] are increasing because the church is close to bankrupt after some ill-fated and ill-managed missionary work tapped the coffers.
illiterate
07-29-06, 05:11 PM The Duke keeps has an oubliette where he throws his enemies. it's full of ghouls.
Zombayz1
07-29-06, 06:56 PM Anyone caught wearing (insert clothing type here) is sentenced to impalement on the Tarrasque's eyebrow.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Sergikins 07-29-06, 03:20 PM	http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y288/tipomastr/rumors.jpg so.... 1001 generic rumors. GO!
Witchblade 07-29-06, 04:30 PM	The king is not the real king. It's a doppelganger who is making evil plans to destroy the land. The Landlords and the Dukes are aware of this. Everyone's in the conspiracy. They're everywhere. Trust no one. - Roya 'Dirtface' Dillae, elven beggar at the Flyin' Inn.
Tichrimo 07-29-06, 04:38 PM	Here's two that go together: The king and queen are childless because the queen cannot have children... And one of the servants in the castle is pregnant with the new heir to the throne. Or, go the other way: The king and the queen are childless because the king is sterile... But the queen is now with child.
Tichrimo 07-29-06, 04:41 PM	Tithes at the local church of [whatever] are increasing because the church is close to bankrupt after some ill-fated and ill-managed missionary work tapped the coffers.
illiterate 07-29-06, 05:11 PM	The Duke keeps has an oubliette where he throws his enemies. it's full of ghouls.
Zombayz1 07-29-06, 06:56 PM	Anyone caught wearing (insert clothing type here) is sentenced to impalement on the Tarrasque's eyebrow.