Post/Author/DateTime	Post
ShadowDragon8685 03-06-07, 01:38 AM	1. You describe the BBEG's black armor and he goes "Cool! Dibs." 2. He silences a witness to a crime whose version of things differs from his with a backhand. 3. When the town guard tell him he needs to surrender his sword, he shouts "What? No, I will not give you my sword!" When they insist he is breaking the law and must surrender it, he shouts "Break the Law? I AM THE LAW!" 4. He considers his Evildar to be liscence to dispense summary justice. 5. When told of a goblin village by the scouts, the first thing he shouts is "Let's do the villiage! Let's do the whole <bleep>ing villiage!" 6. He confiscates all charity money, citing "They'll only squander it on useless things anyway." 7. His war-cry is "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!" 8. He erects a totem to the Blood God. Decorates it with skulls and corpses. 9. He backhands every commoner who dosen't agree to everything he says instantly. 10. He has his gauntlet spiked on the top of his knuckles, so as to make his backhands maim. 11. Four words: "Skill Focus (Profession (Torturer))" 12. He excercizes jus primae noctis. Only he decrees it dosen't apply only on a maiden's wedding night. Or only to maidens.... Or that it applies to noblegirls, too. 13. He quotes Niccolo Machiavelli or Napolean Bonaparte. Constantly. 14. The Barbarian has to restrain him in brawls. 15. His weapon has been specifically Masterworked to cause the most pain possible. This has no mechanical benefit, but he was willing to pay an additional 1,000 GP for it. 16. He likes to collect bones. From living "donors".
Comus 03-06-07, 02:06 AM	Hmm... 1,3,4,5,7,13, and 14 all apply to an elvish paladin (raised by orcs) I played once. I might have kind of based his code of honor on 'The 7 habits of highly effective pirates.' I think it may well be the only elf ever rolled up who took the feat Exotic Weapon Proficency (Orc Double-Axe).
Cthulhu-LQ 03-06-07, 10:04 AM	13. He quotes Niccolo Machiavelli or Napolean Bonaparte. Constantly. What's wrong with Machiavelli? Paladins can't be philosophers?
CroBob 03-06-07, 10:10 AM	What's wrong with Machiavelli? Paladins can't be philosophers? They cannot seriously consider that evil is ever justified.
Andorxor 03-06-07, 10:16 AM	17. He spends half of his wealth-by-level to get his armor cleaned from the blood of his victims 18. He doesn't cares that his armor is full of blood and spends the money on torture devices 19. He call his followers "The paladin version of the spell 'Find traps'"
Soluphobe 03-06-07, 11:18 AM	I actually DMed a monk who did all these things: 20) He tries to stitch unconcious kobolds, orcs, gnomes and goblins to his skin, then acts confused when heavenly voices say 'That's really a bad idea.' 21) He picks up the dead (or unconcious) bodies of allies to 'find traps.' 22) He actually qualifies (in every respect but the 'LG' on his Sheet) for the Assasin PrC. Yes, he does. Yes, I know about the special requirements. 23) The tiefling rogue who is already an Assasin thinks of him as a role model. 24) When the gods meteor swarm him for doing all of the above, he starts trying to explain that a code of honor is 'really just guidlines and suggestions anyway, so I'm still LG!'
Khal Khalash 03-06-07, 12:04 PM	25) Eating all those dead babies has really made him put on weight.
Melpomene 03-06-07, 12:09 PM	26. The paladin's player has said several times 'I can't wait until I get my paladin levels high enough to trade in.'
Tarus 03-06-07, 12:15 PM	27) He begins seeking out texts on becoming a Blackguard while trying to get as many paladin levels as possible before his switch. 28) He uses 'Detect Evil' on every person and creature he encounters (including animals) in hopes he can find something to slay. 29) Foes slain by him often find themselves stabilized by his 'Lay on Hands' only to be Coup De Grace in a brutal way. Edit: Updated to fix the numbers since Mel got his post in about the same time as me. Though I can't help but notice his and my first one are rather similar...lol.
falcon_psb 03-06-07, 01:03 PM	30) He has seriously considered losing to a vampire in order to gain its benefits. 31) He has threatened to kill his party member because he was out of healing spells and wanted to put him out of his misery (and still wanted XP for the kill) 32) Forget the horse; I'm going to dispense justice from the back of a Black Dragon
TheChilliGod 03-06-07, 01:40 PM	33) "Pelor? Pfft, what a wimp. 'Heal the people!' You do know that his worshippers are half-begging to be stomped on by the real deities. Like, say, Hextor. 34) The paladin is actually interested in the motives behind the Evil Dude Whom He Wishes To Kill, and takes them into consideration himself. 35) The paladin considers the devil's offer of lots of money for his eternal soul... seriously. 36) "Tell me right this <bleep>in' instant where the assassin went, or I'll rend both your wife and your child limb from limb with my bare hands!" *After finding said assassin* "You did a marvelous job of killing that maiden back there." (Yeah, #36 actually happened. At least it wasn't a paladin who said it, but still, the party paladin was, like, right next door.)
CaptainPicard 03-06-07, 02:11 PM	I was going to run a Paladin once who wore spiked black evil-looking armour. The idea was that wearing black, intimidating armour is in fact not an evil act, so he just does it because "it looks cool". He was the nicest guy you'd ever meet, but seen initially he looked like he had just come forth from the Abyss itself. I didn't end up running him because there was already a Warblade and a Ranger in the party, but he's on the bench for a later game.
TheWyrmDude 03-06-07, 02:48 PM	37) *speaking to his sword* "What's that? You want me to kill the beggar? Well, you're the boss!" *stab* 38) "MY SWORD SPEAKS TO ME! HE SAYS TO CLEANSE THE TOWN OF IT'S EVILS! WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!"
valcarde 03-06-07, 02:49 PM	39) When moving through an evil temple at night, walks up the the naked, sleeping, evil priestess, and puts his sword through both her and the bed as she's asleep. When questioned about this, he shrugs and says "She was evil, so what?" Happened in an actual campaign I was a part of. The worst part is the DM didn't even take him to task on it, despite four out of five players (the fifth being the paladin in question) saying otherwise.
AntiDjinn 03-06-07, 03:04 PM	40) A new prestige class and organization has been formed specifically to end his reign of terror.
Stormbrand 03-06-07, 03:20 PM	39) When moving through an evil temple at night, walks up the the naked, sleeping, evil priestess, and puts his sword through both her and the bed as she's asleep. When questioned about this, he shrugs and says "She was evil, so what?" Happened in an actual campaign I was a part of. The worst part is the DM didn't even take him to task on it, despite four out of five players (the fifth being the paladin in question) saying otherwise. Guess what, the Paladin was right. Macabre act, yes. Evil act, no. Dishonourable? Depends on your view of honour. Giving your enemy chance to harm you is not honour by my description.
valcarde 03-06-07, 03:29 PM	Guess what, the Paladin was right. Macabre act, yes. Evil act, no. Dishonourable? Depends on your view of honour. Giving your enemy chance to harm you is not honour by my description. Killing someone in their sleep is the act of an assassin, not a paladin. Especially when said paladin is a paladin of Heironious.
Aloki 03-06-07, 03:32 PM	41) "Hmm, and why exactly can't i kill this rogue with out investigating? HE IS A ROGUE!!"
LCD2YOU 03-06-07, 03:53 PM	Killing someone in their sleep is the act of an assassin, not a paladin. Especially when said paladin is a paladin of Heironious.No, let the evil priestess wake up so she can kill the Paladin or one of his friends! Better yet, let her escape. No, in my game if a Paladin PC came across a sleeping bad guy, woke him up for honorable combat and the BBEG used it to escape and wreck more haovc, that Paladin would be stripped for foolishness and letting real evil kill more innocents. Sorry, but Stormbrand is correct.
Prator_the_Legendary 03-06-07, 04:02 PM	42) He carries around a sackful of flasks of alchemists fire, constantly giggling about how he'll "Burn them, burn them all!" 43) Nerull shows up in person to congratulate him. 44) When asked about his BO, he asks "What brimstone? I don't know what you're talknig about."
JulesCARV 03-06-07, 04:05 PM	45) He recently picked up "Faustian Bargains for Dummies" at a local bookstore. 46) He is always gallant, romantic, and chivalrous in his interactions with his girlfriend, partially because he's afraid that she'll energy drain him with her kiss if he gets her mad at him. 47) He wants to find a way to "turn off" the empathic link with his mount, because he's sick of the constant feelings of distress, horror, and moral outrage that keep coming from his mount's mind. 48) "Y'know? I just realized that this whole class is weak, and my levels in it are wasted. Well, at least I have enough wisdom to be a passable druid. Hmm... a pity there aren't any Unearthed Arcana paladin variants for paladins with neutral alignments. Ah well." 49) "Damn! Do I really have to multiclass into ninja to get poison use?" 50) "So if I'm a hound archon, I retain the [lawful] and [good] subtypes regardless of my actual alignment, right? So I'd still qualify for the paladin class regardless of my real alignment since I'm treated as lawful good for the purpose of game effects, right?"
Need_A_Life 03-06-07, 04:27 PM	No, let the evil priestess wake up so she can kill the Paladin or one of his friends! Better yet, let her escape. No, in my game if a Paladin PC came across a sleeping bad guy, woke him up for honorable combat and the BBEG used it to escape and wreck more haovc, that Paladin would be stripped for foolishness and letting real evil kill more innocents. Sorry, but Stormbrand is correct. Depends on whether you're willing to ignore your code of conduct that says you have to fight honourably. I've never considered killing someone in their sleep honourable, but of course one's milage may vary. In my opinion killing a sleeping cultist in cold blood wouldn't cause him to fall, but I'd put a mark on his record... eventually he'll fall if he doesn't learn how to behave.
Need_A_Life 03-06-07, 04:28 PM	51) Your player stresses very clearly that he knows the meaning of the word mercy, he just chooses not to show any.
MasonMurdoc 03-06-07, 04:34 PM	Guess what, the Paladin was right. Macabre act, yes. Evil act, no. Dishonourable? Depends on your view of honour. Giving your enemy chance to harm you is not honour by my description. Er...no Killing someone like that is MURDER Murder = EVIL There were much beter ways to deal with that 1 being knocking her out Tie her up and and gag her being 2 and you can't say you don't have the things you need because ripped sheets can make good gags and rope That Paladin should have at least be given a warning. Killing evil isn't justice, fighting it is. Ever heard of a prison cell? What he did was morally wrong. I mean.....she was naked and everything.
DocBeard 03-06-07, 04:47 PM	52) He uses the severed heads of his enemies to put on a puppet show.
Melpomene 03-06-07, 04:51 PM	Yeah... my group's paladin did a 42. It's not quite enough to make them fall yet... coupled with thier 26, though...
Cyanide300 03-06-07, 05:19 PM	53) He's seriously considering a run for political office under the republican party. 54) He's seriously considering a run for political office under the democratic party. 55) When asked hypothetically how he would make the decision of which damsel to save from a burning building if he could only save one, he simply points to his "NO FATTIES" shirt. 56) He is exploiting a loophole in paladinhood whereby he has come into possession of two intelligent chaotic evil weapons named "Law" and "Righteousness". 57) He has been overheard using pickup lines such as "Whadaya say we go back to my place and I'll show ya what those knee pads in the temple are really for", and "Ya know what the best part of being a paladin is? The special mount."
ArchonJohn 03-06-07, 05:27 PM	52) His theme song is 'Blood' (You can find it on 'The Black Parade' by My Chemical Romance) 53) Upon reciept of a writ with a typo on it (Instead of giving him the ability to stake out a house, it gave him the ability to do whatever he wanted) they instantly go to the nearest weapon shop and pay 277 gp for a 11,000 gp item. - A PC actually tried this, then complained that he 'paid' when his abilities disappeared. He was a newb, but still! 54) 'Making the prisoners pull the cart isn't really evil, I mean, they're bad people, they should be punished!' 55) He carries a big black book Entitled "The Book of Ness" Much of the title is covered up with construction paper. 56) He constantly asks why the party uses rope to tie people up when there is this great stuff called barbed wire. 57) His character seems to be based on Charles Manson or Christopher Walkin. 58) The paladin is quoted as saying "Necrophilia is perfectly normal, just like having a brewsky. Just lay back and crack open a cold one." 59) Those Zombies aren't armored or armed. Lemme just go talk with their leader for a second. I'm sure I'll be ri-i-ight back... 60) The rogue ion the group randomly sees (about every 20 rounds) that the paladin actually has tentacles on his face. When he looks again, they're gone. 61) Quoted as saying that "Tiamet isn't bad, just misunderstood"
mlund 03-06-07, 05:31 PM	Er...no Killing someone like that is MURDER Murder = EVIL Actually, people bandy about the word murder like they think the definition is something along the lines of, "Killing people in a way that makes me feel icky." That's not the definition of murder. Murder is distinguished from other forms of willful killing of human beings by its association with Malice and / or Criminality. If you have a righteous mandate to end the life of another person (such as a Paladin does), killing them in fulfillment of such a duty is not murder in the eyes of the Paladin's order. Whether you kill them in honorable combat or asleep in their bed does not impact the act on the Good-Evil scale, only the Lawful-Chaotic scale. This is why Grey Guards are distinguished from Paladins in conducting acts like this one. Grey Guards get to violate their Code of Conduct and Lawful alignment for the sake of Good. There were much beter ways to deal with that 1 being knocking her out Tie her up and and gag her being 2 and you can't say you don't have the things you need because ripped sheets can make good gags and rope That Paladin should have at least be given a warning. No. She was condemned to death for her wicked actions. Her life was forfeit. Bringing her back for an orderly execution doesn't change the actual outcome. Moreover, such indulgences introduce unnecessary risk to the equation. Instead of worrying about wards, meta-magic feats, and the like you end her. Killing evil isn't justice, fighting it is. A lot of the time "defeating the Evil doer for good" translates into, "making sure the Evil doer is dead and stays that way." It isn't always the case, but more often than not such a circumstance is why they sent a trained killer to handle the job rather than a guidance councilor. Ever heard of a prison cell? Yeah. Please try putting an evil Cleric in a prison cell some time. That'll work really well. What he did was morally wrong. I mean.....she was naked and everything. Yeah, because she's a female and naked she's somehow entitled to mercy? - Marty Lund
pres_man 03-06-07, 05:49 PM	His favorite saying has changed from "give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish, feed him for a lifetime" to "give a man a fire, keep warm for a day. Set him on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life."
tiercel 03-06-07, 08:16 PM	63) Has suddenly taken an interest in concealing himself from evildoers' sight, even though learning this ability is cross-class. Has picked up the odd habit of smashing his enemies' weapons instead of simply disarming them. Continuously "double dog dares" the wizard to summon some kind of demon or devil "just to see if he really can." 64) Walks into a room of noncombatant orc babies, children, elderly, infirm etc. (No matter what he chooses to do next, it's Fall from Grace time, if the 4325498759832749852074 paladin threads are any indication.) 65) Does not own (and use) a phylactery of faithfulness. Seriously, this thing should be like a class feature or something, given that *every* PC paladin winds up in sticky moral dilemmas -- being able to at least throw out a "lifeline" will help the paladin's player find out what his particular DM does and does not consider a Falling Offense.
nightside_samurai 03-06-07, 09:57 PM	66) "What do you mean I can't kill the Orc?"..."Ok, ok the Half-Orc. Tomato, tahmato." 67) "It's not evil if you're friends with a Cleric who can ressurect." 68) "I have enough money saved for 10 atonement spells."
CroBob 03-07-07, 01:11 AM	Tie her up and and gag her being 2 and you can't say you don't have the things you need because ripped sheets can make good gags and rope ... Ever heard of a prison cell? .....she was naked and everything. That's hot.
The Jake 03-07-07, 01:18 AM	69) He starts taking levels in fighter just to get Weapon Focus (Spiked Gauntlet) and Weapon Specialisation (Spiked Gauntlet) for all those backhands!
ravenshrike 03-07-07, 01:47 AM	Actually, people bandy about the word murder like they think the definition is something along the lines of, "Killing people in a way that makes me feel icky." That's not the definition of murder. Murder is distinguished from other forms of willful killing of human beings by its association with Malice and / or Criminality. If you have a righteous mandate to end the life of another person (such as a Paladin does), killing them in fulfillment of such a duty is not murder in the eyes of the Paladin's order. Whether you kill them in honorable combat or asleep in their bed does not impact the act on the Good-Evil scale, only the Lawful-Chaotic scale. This is why Grey Guards are distinguished from Paladins in conducting acts like this one. Grey Guards get to violate their Code of Conduct and Lawful alignment for the sake of Good. No. She was condemned to death for her wicked actions. Her life was forfeit. Bringing her back for an orderly execution doesn't change the actual outcome. Moreover, such indulgences introduce unnecessary risk to the equation. Instead of worrying about wards, meta-magic feats, and the like you end her. A lot of the time "defeating the Evil doer for good" translates into, "making sure the Evil doer is dead and stays that way." It isn't always the case, but more often than not such a circumstance is why they sent a trained killer to handle the job rather than a guidance councilor. Yeah. Please try putting an evil Cleric in a prison cell some time. That'll work really well. Yeah, because she's a female and naked she's somehow entitled to mercy? - Marty Lund Means -------> End. Whether or not it's murder depends on whether you think the end justifies the means, or the means the end.
Keiichi_m 03-07-07, 02:08 AM	65) Does not own (and use) a phylactery of faithfulness. Seriously, this thing should be like a class feature or something, given that *every* PC paladin winds up in sticky moral dilemmas -- being able to at least throw out a "lifeline" will help the paladin's player find out what his particular DM does and does not consider a Falling Offense. Where might I find this item?
Adam Smite 03-07-07, 02:16 AM	In the Dungeon Master's Guide with the other Wonderous Items.
babysalesman 03-07-07, 10:10 AM	70.) refuses to wear armor because, "armor's for wimps" 71.) casts Detect Evil after he kills something just to make sure, and claims that it was evil no matter the result
MasonMurdoc 03-07-07, 10:22 AM	Yeah, because she's a female and naked she's somehow entitled to mercy? Dude, it was a joke. Who, said anything about exicution? That's all I'll reply to because otherwise this will turn into yet another Paladin's Alignment discussion. That's hot. O_O I didn't mean that either!!!
LCD2YOU 03-07-07, 10:41 AM	72) When the Paladin constantly lets the BBEG go because, "I really like the chase and some of those things he does, ewww. Besides, each time he out does himself."
Stormbrand 03-07-07, 10:54 AM	No, let the evil priestess wake up so she can kill the Paladin or one of his friends! Better yet, let her escape. No, in my game if a Paladin PC came across a sleeping bad guy, woke him up for honorable combat and the BBEG used it to escape and wreck more haovc, that Paladin would be stripped for foolishness and letting real evil kill more innocents. Sorry, but Stormbrand is correct. Thank you. My definition of honourable combat is obeying any rules agreed to - so if no rules were agreed to, there are no rules to break. Er...no Killing someone like that is MURDER Murder = EVIL There were much beter ways to deal with that 1 being knocking her out Tie her up and and gag her being 2 and you can't say you don't have the things you need because ripped sheets can make good gags and rope That Paladin should have at least be given a warning. Killing evil isn't justice, fighting it is. Ever heard of a prison cell? What he did was morally wrong. I mean.....she was naked and everything. Why are either 1 or 2 better? Why does the hypothetical existance of prison cells make a difference? - if prisons were even used for more than storing away prisoners while preparing punishment. mlund makes a great point about how people often define murder. Waking her then killing her would be just as much murder. Otherwise this was simply ambush. Besides, if a Paladin starts tying up on naked priestesses, I would have very serious concerns. :rolleyes: :gah:
AntiDjinn 03-07-07, 11:49 AM	73) When he is trying to use the "if the victim is evil then the act is always OK" argument along with "The inverse of an evil act is always good" to basically do whatever he wants then justify it with semantics after the fact. See how well this works: Raping a good woman is evil, so raping an evil one must be good (sorry, evil in all cases). Coercing a good person by torturing or murdering his friends and family (individuals of any alignment) is an evil act, therefore, doing the same to an evil person is a good act. Sorry again, but simply playing out morality like you are filling in the blanks of a Mad Lib doesn't make you a good guy.
AntiDjinn 03-07-07, 11:54 AM	74) When all the other paladins of his order are holding a tournament to see who be charged with bringing him to justice.
AntiDjinn 03-07-07, 11:59 AM	75) When he has killed 3 prominent citizens based on "smite on sight" ("I know they have never been observed to do anything wrong, and were all considered upstanding members of the community, but I detected and they were Evil!") and then receives a note from an accomplished assassin (one known for his use of spells such as Hide Alignment, False Alignment, and False Lie) that reads: "Thanks so much for your help on this. You are such a good tool. I could not have completed my assignment is such a timely manner without your assistance. It has been a pleasure working with you."
Grognor 03-07-07, 12:35 PM	76.) When a local beggar accosts the paladin for food or coin, he runs his longsword through him. This actually happened. I made the player create a new character, because, if that was the way he was going to run a pally, he wasn't going to run a pally.
_Jayne_Cobb_ 03-07-07, 01:57 PM	77. The player is a git who doesn't know how a paladin should be run. 78. The DM is a git who doesn't know how a paladin should be run.
CroBob 03-07-07, 01:59 PM	O_O I didn't mean that either!!! Doesn't make it any less secsi.
CroBob 03-07-07, 02:01 PM	76.) When a local beggar accosts the paladin for food or coin, he runs his longsword through him. This actually happened. I made the player create a new character, because, if that was the way he was going to run a pally, he wasn't going to run a pally. What if he wanted to play a fallen paladin?
High Octane 03-07-07, 04:52 PM	79. If the paladin accidentally smites evil while shaving, nicks himself, and it causes a decapitation.
CaptainPicard 03-07-07, 05:17 PM	Can we not argue about the Paladin showing/not showing mercy to evildoers? Quite frankly, there is support in the code for both interpretations, and the two sides are never going to agree with one another.
Amon_WinterfallIV 03-07-07, 06:51 PM	80. Attempts to redeem a Erinyes by letting her go free (Someone posted this somewhere, I can't personally believe it--a LE outsider??) 81. Takes a level in a Shadowbane PrCs (Killing a town to kill a demon is good??? I think that's supposed to be a Blackguard PrC) 82. Paladin refuses to accept a surrender: "Sorry, we don't take prisioners", when there is no risk present. 83. Paladin joins a gladitorial ring, fighting others for sport, possibly to the death. 84. Paladin, when faced with a hostage situation, chooses to accept the death of the hostages and kill the hostage takers.
mearrin69 03-07-07, 07:48 PM	Oh oh. Looks like our pally is in for it. Starting with #1 (black armor..."it's not really evil, it's just black") and moving on he's done too many of these :) How about: 85) feeds unconscious foe to town owlbear?
Grognor 03-07-07, 08:21 PM	What if he wanted to play a fallen paladin? He was first level, grocery shopping, and had no knowledge of blackguardianage. And...who takes a longsword grocery shopping?! 86. Paladin "enriches" and "educates" the town's children with a macabre marionette show, the supplies for which include a parapet, 500ft of silk rope, a curtain, and the bodies of his fallen enemies.
AntiDjinn 03-08-07, 12:51 AM	87) Multiple previously rescued waifs and orphans come forward with allegations of inappropriate laying-on of hands. Former party members have no comment. Mount writes a scandalous tell-all. Prominent adventuring gear manufacturer drops their sponsorship.
CroBob 03-08-07, 01:10 AM	He was first level, grocery shopping, and had no knowledge of blackguardianage. And...who takes a longsword grocery shopping?! I didn't say "wanted to play a blackguard", I said "wanted to play a fallen paladin", so you didn't answer my question. I would totally take a long sword shopping if the law permitted.
Charlym_Zuardan 03-08-07, 01:20 AM	88) The paladin and the rogue are constantly walking seperate from the party, and occasionally look back at everyone else, rub thier hands together and laugh to themselves.
zombieoverlord 03-08-07, 03:04 AM	89) In order to stop the annoying cries of infants, he gives them "candies of special fun medication". Who wants a :cookie:?
Evil DM Mk3 03-08-07, 03:13 AM	"give a man a fire, keep warm for a day. Set him on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life." :w00t: GO Terry! 90) He has a collection of trophies. Said trophies are bottles of blood.
ArchonJohn 03-08-07, 04:17 PM	89) In order to stop the annoying cries of infants, he gives them "candies of special fun medication". I had a character who did this... He was a Chaotic Evil psychopath who was an assasin.
ArchonJohn 03-08-07, 04:20 PM	The Paladin puts 6 ranks into Craft - Taxidermy... to get the Trophy Collector feat. He gets the Mortifying Attack feat so he can sicken all onlookers with his death attack.
_Jayne_Cobb_ 03-08-07, 04:23 PM	:w00t: GO Terry! Seconded. Though I believe the actual quote was "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Ace the Dead 03-08-07, 07:48 PM	91) Asks "Exactly how far can I go before I fall?" durring character creation. 92) Likes alchool. Damn I'm glad we got destracted by that squirrel.
ShadowDragon8685 03-09-07, 02:34 AM	93. Wants a Chainsword. Not because of critical hit multiplier or range, or because of damage. Just because it makes nice sprays of gore.