1001 insane characters [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 insane characters [Archive] - Wizards Community

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captain_tracady_of_irons
02-02-06, 01:18 PM 1)Grumki Barrelbelly Dwarven barbarian from a very proud family, lost his family in an ogre raid, now travels his home mountain seeking a noble death in mortal combat.

2)Lord Letidwarf Noble of the house of Letidwarf, human youth prone to mood swings, mad depressions, fits of temper and insane giggling, however his swordsmanship is second to none and when on the battlefield he is a shrewd and able character.

3)Blaze Blitzfrag Fire giant, pyromaniac, mage. He dwells on a volcanoe and throws random fireballs down to nearby villages...just to watch them burn. Prone to annoying bad guy cackling.

4)High Priest Tobias Hessetar Gnomish cleric of Obad-Hai. Believes he is the god incarnate, enjoys growing forests in the middle of cities and levelling villages with freak weather conditions.
Mr_Kobold
02-02-06, 01:48 PM 5: Davie, the Slightly Off - An Elf by birth, found himself naturally dexterous. Picked the lock on his father’s alchemy room, because he could. Drank a potion he shouldn't of. Lost his mind, but gained intelligence. Died by eating yellow colored carpet of moss, the night after "god" told him he was going to die by sake of shiny thing. There was a great sword in the room with the carpet.

6: Gerrald, the Unskilled monk - Arrived shortly after the elf died (cough), found looting his body. Joined a group of adventurers, who were quickly "wowed" when he broke his arm on a cave bear. Then his wrist. Then his left foot. Almost killed by a mad carpet, and a party who thought stabbing the carpet was the best option. Eventually decided that life wasn't for him, and retired.

7: Geronimo, the Rider of Badgers - Arrived shortly after the monk gave up on adventuring, joining the party he the monk traveled with. Known for summoning a badger for the sake of riding it. A skilled healer, but not very bright. Almost died sticking his face over a glowing hole where a Thoqqua lay sleeping. Almost died falling into a spiked pit, but managed to leap off his badger mounts back as they fell, making it to the other side.

8: Crug, the Half-orc Cleric - With said party since the party was formed, known for beating the retarded elf till he finally passed out, tying him to the bed (so he cant sneak out and get them kicked out of another town), then healing his broken face. Couldn't speak common, but when a translating gnome finally wandered around, was found to be very wise. Also known for shouting "CRUG SMASH" when breaking down doors. He liked to open every door the party came upon, whether it was locked or not.
captain_tracady_of_irons
02-02-06, 02:03 PM 9)Reepo Cheap Celestial wererat bailif, had his mind removed when trying to reposes a prominent mage's illegal menagery of exotic fish. Now wanders city hall, napping in windows and licking orange metals.

10)Joe Foamy Insane, skilled, suicidal. A human gladiator that is known for pummeling his opponents with a pair of spiked gauntlets. Acquired his name because his mouth emits a yellow froth when fighting orcs, rats, goblins, elves... well just when he's fighting really

11)Smasher Hammerfist An amazingly large ogre that serves as the personal guard to a certain Lord Letidwarf. Madness is evidently catching and spread to Smasher, melting his brain and causing it to flow in a pink mist out of his ears. Serves his master absolutley but always mimics his moods.

12)Geldof Latvar Driven mad by his inate sorcerous talent for blowing things up. Couldn't stand being labelled a Sorcerer and rampaged through several major cities blowing up carts and wagons to prove he wasn't one. Finally caught and imprisoned in Latveria, his home town, there he now resides refusing to eat, living purely off magic energy from within and babbling incoherently about world politics and fried mongoose.
FreelanceTom
02-02-06, 04:17 PM 13) Jogjog the Bugbear: Wanders the land aimlessly since being hit too hard in the head as a child, while playing 'clobber the elf' with the other bugbear children. He wields a greatsword that can cleave a man in two with one hit, but since he sees everything in triple, it usually takes more.

14) Wendell Greybeard: Dwarven battlerager that likes to douse himself in greek fire oil and charge bands of torch-wielding orcs. Enough said.

15) F'lagninggnabriggan: A gnome artificer whose life-long dream is to build a giant war machine entirely from sugar and feathers.

16) Dwenar the tiny: A one-legged halfling acrobat with a nervous twitch. Refuses to eat anything but turnip stew, in honor of his late father, who ran a turnip stand. Travels with F'lagninggnabriggan, raiding candy shops and chicken coops across Faerun.
Mock26
02-02-06, 04:46 PM 17. Giltharius Fairhair: Elven fighter/mage who has a fondness for food, especially meat and ale. His height is 5' 6", but he weighs 290 pounds. He is a skilled adventurer, but he is constantly stopping to rest and eat some more food. He has a magical bag that provides him with up to 3 gourmet meals a day, each meal capable of feeding 4 people. He, however, often finds it to not be enough food.
OctoberRaven
02-02-06, 05:31 PM 18) Mehta Gaimer- Human Cleric who worships the "Great DM in the Sky"; and constantly uses "Owtovkarakturr" Knowledge to instinctively discover things he would otherwise not know.
da beast
02-02-06, 05:55 PM 19.Grahagador "The Land Stander": The mightest man alive! He stands on land! And he knows it!

20.Vandamagor "The Air Breather": A mighty mage who can substain himself with air!

21.Shiptmon "The Chiken Stomper": He likes to step on chikens!

Together they are a mighty adventuring party! :P
Hodo
02-02-06, 06:42 PM Baraka Amhed Sa'eed: Human cleric/rogue of Kossuth who was raised as a wealthy and priveledged student until he took up radical religious teachings while traveling abroad. Left his family and joined the church as a holy assassin and plotted to assassinate a Red Wizard of Thay that would in some way involve both him and his target being immolated in flames.

Oro Tassleborw: Halfling monk (that's right a MONK)/fighter. He used to be a famous performer, but an empty life of fame and debauchery drove him to become a travelling monk. He only uses bludgeoning weapons like the sling and qurterstaff, and usually only deals subdual damage with his unarmed attacks and never willingly deals the killing blow to an enemy.

Hodo Furfoot: Halfling rogue. His family was a settled pair of halflings that had integrated themselves into human society, which fostered in him a racial/identity complex. As soon as he was old enough, he set off to make himself the "quintessential halfling" and prove to everyone (but mostly himself) that halfling life and culture were just as rich and impressive as any other, if not moreso.
bhu
02-02-06, 07:47 PM Bob Bob's Son: Insane 4th level Rogue who has become further demented with time (and encounters with psionic monsters). Height and weight variable depending on his eating habits and curses he is currently (perhaps willingly) enduring. Hair color varies with whatever hes covered in at the moment (originally black). Proudly displays a lead ring on his left hand to everyone he meets and Says "This all powerful magic ring allows me to poop with the force of one thousand ostriches!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Currently disowned by his adventuring party who loudly proclaim not to know him in public.
Kresalak
02-02-06, 08:01 PM Crap, wrong thread. Ignore this.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
captain_tracady_of_irons 02-02-06, 01:18 PM	1)Grumki Barrelbelly Dwarven barbarian from a very proud family, lost his family in an ogre raid, now travels his home mountain seeking a noble death in mortal combat. 2)Lord Letidwarf Noble of the house of Letidwarf, human youth prone to mood swings, mad depressions, fits of temper and insane giggling, however his swordsmanship is second to none and when on the battlefield he is a shrewd and able character. 3)Blaze Blitzfrag Fire giant, pyromaniac, mage. He dwells on a volcanoe and throws random fireballs down to nearby villages...just to watch them burn. Prone to annoying bad guy cackling. 4)High Priest Tobias Hessetar Gnomish cleric of Obad-Hai. Believes he is the god incarnate, enjoys growing forests in the middle of cities and levelling villages with freak weather conditions.
Mr_Kobold 02-02-06, 01:48 PM	5: Davie, the Slightly Off - An Elf by birth, found himself naturally dexterous. Picked the lock on his father’s alchemy room, because he could. Drank a potion he shouldn't of. Lost his mind, but gained intelligence. Died by eating yellow colored carpet of moss, the night after "god" told him he was going to die by sake of shiny thing. There was a great sword in the room with the carpet. 6: Gerrald, the Unskilled monk - Arrived shortly after the elf died (cough), found looting his body. Joined a group of adventurers, who were quickly "wowed" when he broke his arm on a cave bear. Then his wrist. Then his left foot. Almost killed by a mad carpet, and a party who thought stabbing the carpet was the best option. Eventually decided that life wasn't for him, and retired. 7: Geronimo, the Rider of Badgers - Arrived shortly after the monk gave up on adventuring, joining the party he the monk traveled with. Known for summoning a badger for the sake of riding it. A skilled healer, but not very bright. Almost died sticking his face over a glowing hole where a Thoqqua lay sleeping. Almost died falling into a spiked pit, but managed to leap off his badger mounts back as they fell, making it to the other side. 8: Crug, the Half-orc Cleric - With said party since the party was formed, known for beating the retarded elf till he finally passed out, tying him to the bed (so he cant sneak out and get them kicked out of another town), then healing his broken face. Couldn't speak common, but when a translating gnome finally wandered around, was found to be very wise. Also known for shouting "CRUG SMASH" when breaking down doors. He liked to open every door the party came upon, whether it was locked or not.
captain_tracady_of_irons 02-02-06, 02:03 PM	9)Reepo Cheap Celestial wererat bailif, had his mind removed when trying to reposes a prominent mage's illegal menagery of exotic fish. Now wanders city hall, napping in windows and licking orange metals. 10)Joe Foamy Insane, skilled, suicidal. A human gladiator that is known for pummeling his opponents with a pair of spiked gauntlets. Acquired his name because his mouth emits a yellow froth when fighting orcs, rats, goblins, elves... well just when he's fighting really 11)Smasher Hammerfist An amazingly large ogre that serves as the personal guard to a certain Lord Letidwarf. Madness is evidently catching and spread to Smasher, melting his brain and causing it to flow in a pink mist out of his ears. Serves his master absolutley but always mimics his moods. 12)Geldof Latvar Driven mad by his inate sorcerous talent for blowing things up. Couldn't stand being labelled a Sorcerer and rampaged through several major cities blowing up carts and wagons to prove he wasn't one. Finally caught and imprisoned in Latveria, his home town, there he now resides refusing to eat, living purely off magic energy from within and babbling incoherently about world politics and fried mongoose.
FreelanceTom 02-02-06, 04:17 PM	13) Jogjog the Bugbear: Wanders the land aimlessly since being hit too hard in the head as a child, while playing 'clobber the elf' with the other bugbear children. He wields a greatsword that can cleave a man in two with one hit, but since he sees everything in triple, it usually takes more. 14) Wendell Greybeard: Dwarven battlerager that likes to douse himself in greek fire oil and charge bands of torch-wielding orcs. Enough said. 15) F'lagninggnabriggan: A gnome artificer whose life-long dream is to build a giant war machine entirely from sugar and feathers. 16) Dwenar the tiny: A one-legged halfling acrobat with a nervous twitch. Refuses to eat anything but turnip stew, in honor of his late father, who ran a turnip stand. Travels with F'lagninggnabriggan, raiding candy shops and chicken coops across Faerun.
Mock26 02-02-06, 04:46 PM	17. Giltharius Fairhair: Elven fighter/mage who has a fondness for food, especially meat and ale. His height is 5' 6", but he weighs 290 pounds. He is a skilled adventurer, but he is constantly stopping to rest and eat some more food. He has a magical bag that provides him with up to 3 gourmet meals a day, each meal capable of feeding 4 people. He, however, often finds it to not be enough food.
OctoberRaven 02-02-06, 05:31 PM	18) Mehta Gaimer- Human Cleric who worships the "Great DM in the Sky"; and constantly uses "Owtovkarakturr" Knowledge to instinctively discover things he would otherwise not know.
da beast 02-02-06, 05:55 PM	19.Grahagador "The Land Stander": The mightest man alive! He stands on land! And he knows it! 20.Vandamagor "The Air Breather": A mighty mage who can substain himself with air! 21.Shiptmon "The Chiken Stomper": He likes to step on chikens! Together they are a mighty adventuring party! :P
Hodo 02-02-06, 06:42 PM	Baraka Amhed Sa'eed: Human cleric/rogue of Kossuth who was raised as a wealthy and priveledged student until he took up radical religious teachings while traveling abroad. Left his family and joined the church as a holy assassin and plotted to assassinate a Red Wizard of Thay that would in some way involve both him and his target being immolated in flames. Oro Tassleborw: Halfling monk (that's right a MONK)/fighter. He used to be a famous performer, but an empty life of fame and debauchery drove him to become a travelling monk. He only uses bludgeoning weapons like the sling and qurterstaff, and usually only deals subdual damage with his unarmed attacks and never willingly deals the killing blow to an enemy. Hodo Furfoot: Halfling rogue. His family was a settled pair of halflings that had integrated themselves into human society, which fostered in him a racial/identity complex. As soon as he was old enough, he set off to make himself the "quintessential halfling" and prove to everyone (but mostly himself) that halfling life and culture were just as rich and impressive as any other, if not moreso.
bhu 02-02-06, 07:47 PM	Bob Bob's Son: Insane 4th level Rogue who has become further demented with time (and encounters with psionic monsters). Height and weight variable depending on his eating habits and curses he is currently (perhaps willingly) enduring. Hair color varies with whatever hes covered in at the moment (originally black). Proudly displays a lead ring on his left hand to everyone he meets and Says "This all powerful magic ring allows me to poop with the force of one thousand ostriches!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Currently disowned by his adventuring party who loudly proclaim not to know him in public.
Kresalak 02-02-06, 08:01 PM	Crap, wrong thread. Ignore this.