1001 NPC secrets [Archive] - Wizards Community

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qlawdat

09-24-07, 08:32 AM
I try to give my npc's secrets. I find this can add a lot of life to them, and if the secret never comes out, well you can always move the secret to a another npc. So here we go;

1)The characters mother is the long lost princess of a foreign land
2)The character is really a werewolf/vampire/changling
3)The character once met a forest god in the woods and that had a profound effect on them
4)The character is a run away
5)The character has committed murder and and is always nervous because of it.
6)The character was in an insane asylum for two years.
7)The character has a great fear of blood
8)The character is really a functioning serial killer
9)The character is and alcoholic
10)The character is planning on killing his boss and taking his/her business
Andorxor

09-24-07, 08:54 AM
11) The character once saved a kingdom
12) The character runs the thiefguild
13) The character owns a hidden fortune
14) The character is a spy from another kingdom
15) The character is a Ex-Paladin (not everyone of them turns into blackguards)
16) The character was once a member of a evil cult
17) The character spend the last 500 years as a statue in the park
18) The character raises a dangerous monster in his basement
19) The character knows the secret of another character
20) The character has a gate to one of the outer planes in a wardrobe
ShadowF

09-26-07, 04:28 AM
21) The Rogue they highered is color blind
22) The character has an STD
23) The Cleric they highered has a paralyzing fear of the Undead and is rendered usless on sight if such creature.
24) The character runs around all night approaching people and saying "I'm Batman".
JohnnyWeird

09-26-07, 09:21 AM
All of these secrets seem to make the NPCs insane, useless or dangerous. A few secrets more conducive to functioning in-game.
25) Character is gay.
26) Character needs money for a sibling's medicine.
27) Character has a letter from her first love on her person at all times. She will go to any length to keep it safe.
28) Character was dominated briefly in the past and forced to perform an act he still feels guilty for.
29) Character's family is a long line of necromancers. As a result, she is not frightened at all of the undead.
30) Character never eats meat after being stranded in the mountains for a long winter. He avoids the other survivors whenever possible.
31) Character served as a page to a famous paladin for many years. She alone knows that he was a drunk, and conceals this knowledge out of respect for her old master.
32) Character is a masochist.
33) Character - NG to a fault - is a sadist, excited by the pain of others.
34) Character grew up a beggar, and will always side with the poor against the rich.
35) Character is a transvestite.
RobbyPants

09-26-07, 11:42 AM
36) The seemingly innocent NPC is really the BBEG.
StSteven

09-26-07, 12:09 PM
37) "I am your father."

Hey...you didn't say it has to be original..:P
Andorxor

09-26-07, 12:21 PM
38) The character rescued one of the PCs when he was a little child
39) The character owns a old map that shows a undiscovered island
40) The character used to be a adviser of the king,but left the court and gone into hidding 9 months before the princess was born
Angel Black

09-26-07, 01:18 PM
41 - Pirate NPC likes lolicon
42 - The pig is in fact a young boy cursed by the Goddess of the Steamy Waters.
43 - NPC carries around the skeleton of his former bride.
44 - The little fat bald guy was a beauty queen that was turned into a hideous shape by a Devil's Song.
45 - Little girl is an angel-in-training.
qlawdat

09-26-07, 10:56 PM
45 - Little girl is an angel-in-training.

Nice
qlawdat

10-01-07, 12:34 AM
Shameless bump.
Jenny With The Lantern

10-01-07, 12:48 AM
Some from our own world that commonly lead to problems:
46 - NPC has an affair with a married man/woman
47 - NPC steals from his boss
48 - NPS has an eating disorder
49 - NPC is a wife/childbeater
50 - NPC is in love with someone unreachable and will go to any length to see that person
Andorxor

10-01-07, 01:31 AM
51. The character is workshiped by a faraway koboldtribe as their prophesied savior
52. The character trains secretly to gain a level in a PC class
53. The character is married to two different womans in two different towns
54. The character has a halforc daughter he hides in his basement,that nobody discovers that had sex
with a orc.
55. The character has a strange attraction to fey
56. The character secretly paints a really beautiful picture on his antic
57. The character leaves town once in the month to visit his grandmother who is a druid that reached level 15 when she was 20.He keeps it secret because he fears that his wife will no believe that she is his grandmother.
58. The character keeps a dangerous orctribe away by bribing them every year with 50 barrels of beer
59. The character is was rescued from being a sacrifice to summon a demon when he was a baby
60. The character is ugly and hides it with a hat of disguise
icuall

10-18-07, 01:31 PM
61. NPC is an avatar from a god, incognito, exploring the world first hand.
62. NPC has a split personality
63. NPC is an genius serial killer, with each kill by a different method, he's up to his 37th victim.
64. NPC is a stalker of his first real girlfriend, he plans on kidnapping her.
65. NPC (human) love orc females!
Thevail

10-18-07, 01:51 PM
66. NPC has a secret addiction
67. NPC is a member of a vigilante group
68. NPC is on the run from an assassin
69. NPC secretly eats sorcerers believing he can gain their power this way.
70. NPC can "pass" as a full blooded member of a race, but isn't.
71. NPC's "reputation' in town as a hero is completely made up.
72. NPC is not who they say they are, but they're not anyone important either.
73. NPC has a curse, that affects only those around them.
74. NPC has been overwhelmed by an intelligent item.
75. NPC is a blackmailer
Kraikken

10-18-07, 03:22 PM
76. NPC is a former cut throat who took in and riased the daughter of former victim and hides this information from her.
77. A high priest of a strict LG religeos order took in a tiefling baby and raised him to be an upstanding citizen, all the while never telling the child that he was his biological father.
78. The lone survivor of an adventuring band sent out to route (insert BBEG) actually betrayed his friends for personal gain from BBEG that was never recieved.
79. A minor yet influential lord has a guilty fascination with the undergarments of half elvin females and often collects them.
80. The village Maypole where young unmarried women dance around during the spring festival is actually a totem of power used by the town council. A fraction of their life power is leeched, which in turn is used to improve what would be an otherwise barren land, yet can sometimes seriously deplete a womans life span.
81. That little urchin that snaked his hand into your purse to lift a few coins is actually the doppleganger of a now hundreds of years since deceased child. Indirectly responsible for the boys death, the doppleganger continues to live out in it's limited mind what it should have been like.

Kraikken, The Beast
"I fear no King with a thousand men and all the riches of the world! I fear but a single man, with a sharp blade, and nothing left to loose."
meto30

10-18-07, 06:11 PM
82. Is allergic to paper
DM_Shonuff

10-18-07, 06:26 PM
83. NPC is actually a defeated BBEG from a previous party. He/she has recently been set free from the dungeon and trying to make his/her way in a new world.
84. NPC happens to be related to one of the players
85. NPC has a tick or nervous twitch that comes out when he/she lies.
86. NPC is a retired member of a troupe of gypsies that stole children.
87. NPC is a high level Psionicist but has a head wound, giving him amnesia.
88. NPC is a retired adventurer, who unleashed the last regions BBEG ...accidentally.
89. NPC has a compulsion to touch people...alot. (Think Extacy)
90. NPC knows a secret that could bring down the entire Kingdom.
91. NPC has people after him for aforementioned secret.
92. NPC is experimenting in his basement with body parts of monsters and townsfolk.
93. NPC is in the process of setting up a shady deal on the side to take control of the local Brewing distribution market.
94. NPC is the prince in disguise.
95. NPC is the exiled bastard son of the King's one marital slip.
96. NPC had the king in her bed for that one time martial slip.
97. NPC is a polymorphed creature, forced to do pennance in town with townsfolk.
98. NPC is a cultist to a BBEG that has yet to emerge (foreshadowing to three campaigns from now)
99. NPC is my mother.
100. NPC knows Kung Fu. "Show me."
Prator_The_Golden

10-18-07, 08:08 PM
101. Female NPC is bald and wearing a funky wig.
102. NPC has a foot odor problem and will not remove his shoes while anyone else is present.
103. Male NPC likes chick-lit.
104. NPC has had a child with a member of another species. And I'm not talking something common, like a human-elf relationship.
105. NPC is addicted to drug X.
106. NPC is absolutely ordinary; he has none of the flaws mentioned above, and his only apparent fault is that he/she is extremely boring.
Tovec

11-16-07, 09:24 PM
This one is taken from my friend's game.

107. The NPC is common looking. Could get lost in a crowd of 2 common looking. Secretly he is a N thri-kreen lich and doesn't know it.
Andorxor

11-17-07, 01:42 AM
108. A ancestor of the NPC rescued a young knight,who was drowning in the river.This knight saved later the world.

109. The NPC is cursed every alcohol near him turns into water

110. The NPC wears a amulet ,that was stolen from the royal treasury

111. The NPC is the only one who knows the legend of "Pon the kobold and the thousand traps of wonder"
lentax

11-17-07, 01:01 PM
112. NPC is a level 15 dogooder who travels from town to town bringing justice to the people who are extremely good at hiding it from others.

113. NPC is capable of escaping any type of binding.

114. NPC was once a world renowned bard

115. NPC is working on a nonalchoholic ale that has the same taste as regular ale, but with half the carbs. ;)
Zousha_Omenohu

11-17-07, 01:11 PM
116. The NPC is a struggling playwright, trying to hide his secret passion from his mother, who insists he become a soldier.

117. The NPC finds overweight members of the opposite gender more attractive than slim ones.

118. The NPC was a ruler in a distant land, who's memory was permanently altered by some unknown figure, so he/she believes they were nothing more than a humble shoemaker in this country.

119. The NPC is a tailor, who wants to eventually become renowned as a fashion designer.

120. The NPC has an almost unhealthy obsession with emeralds.
otakuwolf

11-18-07, 12:36 AM
121) The ninth level monk is a 7 year old boy who acts like a runner of errands to his true persona.(i did that and no one suspected the boy of actually being the thief they were hiring)
122) The war vet has become a pacifist since his church burning at the end of the war.
123) The town drunk is the son of one of the gods
124) The blind begger can see spirits or undead
125) The aristocrat is addicted to potions of Eagles splender
126) The best fighter in town is a huge history buff