1001 OOC tangents that were funny and original. (ironic) [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 OOC tangents that were funny and original. (ironic) [Archive] - Wizards Community

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SwitchUK
10-13-05, 03:45 AM 1: Level 1 druid with a badger for an animal companion. The badger rages, and proceeds to mince a hobgoblin. The player declares that the badger's fur is now yellow and pointy.

2: When the entire group starts to sing "Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die" after an orc gets bull-rushed of a cliff.

3: DM: "You arrive in the town of Norle"
Player: "Where's the Brothel?"
DM: "Are you SURE you're a monk?"

4: PLayer: "Can I roll a spot check to see the elf's nipples?"
green_yawgmoth
10-13-05, 09:55 AM I don't see how those were funny or original in any way, but then again, I'm not 14 anymore; I can say "nipple" without giggling. :bored:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
SwitchUK
10-13-05, 10:07 AM Apologies. I forgot that irony translates poorly into text.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
SwitchUK 10-13-05, 03:45 AM	1: Level 1 druid with a badger for an animal companion. The badger rages, and proceeds to mince a hobgoblin. The player declares that the badger's fur is now yellow and pointy. 2: When the entire group starts to sing "Glory, glory what a hell of a way to die" after an orc gets bull-rushed of a cliff. 3: DM: "You arrive in the town of Norle" Player: "Where's the Brothel?" DM: "Are you SURE you're a monk?" 4: PLayer: "Can I roll a spot check to see the elf's nipples?"
green_yawgmoth 10-13-05, 09:55 AM	I don't see how those were funny or original in any way, but then again, I'm not 14 anymore; I can say "nipple" without giggling. :bored: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
SwitchUK 10-13-05, 10:07 AM	Apologies. I forgot that irony translates poorly into text.