1001 Random Encounters/ events at a dinner party [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Random Encounters/ events at a dinner party [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
vanarcus
12-21-06, 12:50 AM Alright guys, every party needs a party crasher. Let's compile a list of things that can happen at a dinner party. I'll start us off.

1. Someone poisons the drinks of the PCs.
2. The drunk Half Gold Dragon burps, accidently using his breath weapon, and burns the table. The cloth on the table catches fire.
Lord Karsus
12-21-06, 01:00 AM (3) The caterers run out of hors d'ouvres.

-Now, that's a bummer...
darksyngr
12-21-06, 02:17 AM 4. A female NPC hires a male elf stripper to jump out of the host's B-Day cake (may they be male or female... funnier if male... funniest gay male)
Andorxor
12-21-06, 03:43 AM 5. A adventurerparty chases a kobold throught the party
6. Undead servants
7. The host of the party is arrested
8. Everyone who ate the suspicious cake turns blue
DMaster42
12-21-06, 02:39 PM 8. One of the guests is a vampire.
9. A bunch of roudy half-orcs rushes in and starts a massive food fight.
10. The rum is gone.
Far_Traveler
12-21-06, 03:06 PM Why is the rum gone!?

11. puppies stampede into the room
12. as 11, but with bunnies
13. someone at the party doesn't cast a reflection...
Pippa
12-21-06, 04:39 PM Why is the rum gone!?

Haha! Nice.

14. The cook blows up his kitchen when working on the magical main course. There are some random wondrous effects, and the entire party is catapulted to some quasi-elemental plane, or the backside of the moon.

15. The cook serves his 'Halfling Flambé', enjoys the public's reactions and dissappears in a puff of smoke.

16. The lights go out. People hear a scream. Lights switch on again, and someone's murdered. (The butler did it.)

17. The dessert starts gobbling up people.

18. The host gives a speach, and finishes by announcing 'the end', upon which he puts on a ring and disappears.

19. A Djinni adventurer-spotter appears, and clobbers one of the guests unconcious, screaming "Why did you run away from the ogre pirate-ninja's? WHY? I put all my money on you you stupid twit!" He will probably then apologize for the interruption and conjure some great treasure or other.

20. A Marut wants to have a word with the one who 's having his 598th birthday.
Grandpa Gamer
12-21-06, 10:56 PM 21. The chandelier over the dining room table is actually a fiendish dire mimic!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
vanarcus 12-21-06, 12:50 AM	Alright guys, every party needs a party crasher. Let's compile a list of things that can happen at a dinner party. I'll start us off. 1. Someone poisons the drinks of the PCs. 2. The drunk Half Gold Dragon burps, accidently using his breath weapon, and burns the table. The cloth on the table catches fire.
Lord Karsus 12-21-06, 01:00 AM	(3) The caterers run out of hors d'ouvres. -Now, that's a bummer...
darksyngr 12-21-06, 02:17 AM	4. A female NPC hires a male elf stripper to jump out of the host's B-Day cake (may they be male or female... funnier if male... funniest gay male)
Andorxor 12-21-06, 03:43 AM	5. A adventurerparty chases a kobold throught the party 6. Undead servants 7. The host of the party is arrested 8. Everyone who ate the suspicious cake turns blue
DMaster42 12-21-06, 02:39 PM	8. One of the guests is a vampire. 9. A bunch of roudy half-orcs rushes in and starts a massive food fight. 10. The rum is gone.
Far_Traveler 12-21-06, 03:06 PM	Why is the rum gone!? 11. puppies stampede into the room 12. as 11, but with bunnies 13. someone at the party doesn't cast a reflection...
Pippa 12-21-06, 04:39 PM	Why is the rum gone!? Haha! Nice. 14. The cook blows up his kitchen when working on the magical main course. There are some random wondrous effects, and the entire party is catapulted to some quasi-elemental plane, or the backside of the moon. 15. The cook serves his 'Halfling Flambé', enjoys the public's reactions and dissappears in a puff of smoke. 16. The lights go out. People hear a scream. Lights switch on again, and someone's murdered. (The butler did it.) 17. The dessert starts gobbling up people. 18. The host gives a speach, and finishes by announcing 'the end', upon which he puts on a ring and disappears. 19. A Djinni adventurer-spotter appears, and clobbers one of the guests unconcious, screaming "Why did you run away from the ogre pirate-ninja's? WHY? I put all my money on you you stupid twit!" He will probably then apologize for the interruption and conjure some great treasure or other. 20. A Marut wants to have a word with the one who 's having his 598th birthday.
Grandpa Gamer 12-21-06, 10:56 PM	21. The chandelier over the dining room table is actually a fiendish dire mimic!