Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Xeio 11-27-05, 09:28 PM	1: Alchemists lab. (something has to blow up) 2: Portal to another plane. 3: Evil minions. 4: Helpless prisoners that need saving. 5: Fake prisoners to backstab the party. 6: Explosive barrels. (if #1 didnt work) 7: Evil minions. You get the idea :rolleyes:
feartheinvinceblehamster 11-27-05, 09:29 PM	8. A BBEG. It just ain't the same without one.
Gworraent 11-27-05, 10:02 PM	9. kinky torture devices with scantily clad prisoners tied helplessly to them
Rocketboy13 11-27-05, 10:03 PM	10) A large supply of sinful foods, either cheesecake, or babies. 11) Beutiful women in gold bikinis. 12) A trap door that drops into a pit of monsters. 13) A good guy being held captive, "Foolish Paladin." 14) Demonic alter. 15) Ninja Minions.* 16) Pirate Minions.* 17) Demonic Minions.* 18) A villianous sidekick, like that cackleing imp that always hung around Jabba the Hut. *More specific subset of evil minions.
shadowmimiiru 11-27-05, 10:05 PM	19. Badly lit hallways. later shadow
Gworraent 11-27-05, 10:06 PM	19. cool confusing illusion 20.riddles! 21. a torture chamber in which the pcs are surrounded by anime characters trying to invade dnd with their stupid anime-ness
Callista 11-27-05, 10:06 PM	23. An Ultimate Weapon with one, nearly-impossible-to-take-advantage-of weakness. 24. A Big Red Button. 25. A Self-Destruct switch. 26. A cute, grandmotherly cook who is actually a Lich in disguise. 27. Red-eyed constructs that smell like sulfur. 28. A maze, with or without Minotaurs.
feartheinvinceblehamster 11-27-05, 10:33 PM	26. A cute, grandmotherly cook who is actually a Lich in disguise. That is the most brilliant thing I have ever heard of.
shadowmimiiru 11-27-05, 10:37 PM	29. Indiana Jones style rock trap.
Stardrake 11-27-05, 10:55 PM	30] At least one Jacob's Ladder*. Preferably more. 31] A large pet monster with an ironic name. Like an owlbear named "Snookypoo". 32] A white Persian cat. It's in the rules. (* A Jacob's Ladder is the V of wires with a big spark flowing up it over and over--as seen in all the best (and worst) mad scientist movies. And yeah, I know it's fantasy--so it's a magic Jacob's Ladder.!)
Vacerious 11-27-05, 10:57 PM	33. Demonic Ninja Pirate Minions :D
b5201 11-27-05, 11:10 PM	This is for lower party level 34 Micheal Jackson1 35 Kobold infestation 36 dead things 1 needs 2-11 kids molested or not(the next one)
Rocketboy13 11-27-05, 11:14 PM	37) Ninja Pirate Minions* 38) Demonic Ninja Minions* 39) Demonic Pirate Minions* 40) Theme Music. 41) A secret Monster hidden in the shadows. 42) A view of something evil. (A big, slave worked gold mine like Christopher Walken had in the Rundown; or a forest of impaled bodies, like Vlad Tempus; a river of lava, a huge graveyard, a pit where men constantly fight to the death, those are all evil views) *All are subsets of previous minion entries :D
Marcus Aurelius 11-27-05, 11:21 PM	43) Loot! There must be loot. 44) An escape tunnel. Just in case, of course. 45) A doting, blind mother who thinks their kid is a saint while cleaning up entrails. 46) A huge library of various dusty tomes. One of which must be opened to a sacrificial rite. 47) Some kind of divination device to spy on the would-be heroes as they move through the lair.
Dotac 11-27-05, 11:24 PM	48)Contact poison... on everything 49)And in general, traps that make walking in and out of the lair just one big hassle.
WhiteRaven810 11-27-05, 11:29 PM	50: Water Clock 51: a giant 'lazer' 52: 'sharks with frekin' lazers on their heads' 53: Dueling pit
Silais 11-27-05, 11:30 PM	54)A creepy child in a white dress... 55)A grand large room with only a well in the center (The PCs will spend forever trying to figure out the secret of the room, even though there is none.) 56)A journal, detailing the BBEGs exploits. 57)A journal that details the BBEGs troubled past (cause the PCs to feel sorry for him, then he smites them) 58)A large sign in the entry hall that reads "Adventurers killed" With 30 or so notches below it. If this list gets big enough, I'm going to try to build a dungeon with all of these.
Xeio 11-27-05, 11:36 PM	59: A pendulum of doom 60: A pool filled with some kind of carniverous fish 61: A flimsy walkway over said pool. 62: Televators or Floating disk elevators. 63: Or both. Thats gonna be an interesting dungeon :P
Loren Pechtel 11-27-05, 11:54 PM	9. kinky torture devices with scantily clad prisoners tied helplessly to them Why should they be scantily clad? If the BBEG likes looking he will look--they'll be unclad!
Novacat 11-28-05, 12:30 AM	64: A podium from which he can give his time-wasting victory speech, allowing the heroes time to save the day. 65: Cable TV
Vaalingrade Ashland 11-28-05, 12:37 AM	21. a torture chamber in which the pcs are surrounded by anime characters trying to invade dnd with their stupid anime-ness 64. A troll. 65. A room inexplicably filled with water/insects or machine parts 66. an obcenely huge fireplace. 67. a basement filled with coffins. 68. no fewer than three badass looking retainers/warriors who are killed within seconds of seeing the PCs.
trappedslider 11-28-05, 12:47 AM	69. A gift shop :cool:
Novacat 11-28-05, 01:23 AM	70. A playplace out back, a la McDonalds, for those tired adventurer parents. 71. A large, impassable moat. 72. An equivalently large drawbridge which automatically lowers when anyone wants to come in. 73. Low-set lighting, so that shadows appear larger.
Vaalingrade Ashland 11-28-05, 01:36 AM	72. An equivalently large drawbridge which automatically lowers when anyone wants to come in. 74. Actually, the drawbridge is several feet too large and lowers rather violently onto whoever wants to come in :)
Silais 11-28-05, 01:42 AM	75. A overly large and ornate pipe organ. 76. A pool of sharks with wands of dissintagrate attached to their heads. 77. A room full of paintings and statues of the BBEG (Statues are golems? Paintings are traps?) 78. Some quotes from Mussolini and Machiavelli carved into the walls of the main hall. 79. A room with one or more mirrors of opposition. 80. A nymph (come on, you were thinking it.)
TLomon 11-28-05, 01:43 AM	81. A fruitcake once given to his grandfather and still being used as a doorstop. 82. "Being Bad for Dummies" 83. "Book of Vile Darkness" 84. An ice maker. 85. An ice cave filled with carniverous penguins. 86. A yeti to guard said ice cave. 87. A large barrel of raw squid to feed said yeti. 88. Calamari batter. 89. Sweet peppers. 90. Butter sauce. 91 Halfling chef to cook all of the above.
Novacat 11-28-05, 02:29 AM	81. A fruitcake once given to his grandfather and still being used as a doorstop. A Garfield gag, am I right?
Solidcobra 11-28-05, 02:51 AM	92. A weapons rack. 93. A bed. 94. At least two iron maidens. one must be occupied. i suggest elven princesses for shock value. 95. Several gold rings with gems in them. for no reason. they just exist so they can be added to the PC treasure as 'variations' for normal gold. 96. Sucky magical objects. The BBEG will be wielding a +8 evil longsword of whoa, but he will have several +1 longswords in his hoard. 97. Stupidly elaborate traps that require several rooms worth of size and cost hundreds of thousands of GP designed only and i mean ONLY to mercilessly slaughter whoever is stupid enough to push a button labelled "push me" 98. A ghost or five roaming the halls. (Combine with 54. for great effect) 99. Doors. 100: ...ehhh....socks. yeah. he needs socks. (hah! i got 100!)
Novacat 11-28-05, 03:19 AM	101. A Dukgote 102. A simple 10x10 foot pit trap in a 10 foot wide hallway, followed by 10 feet of normal floor, and a second 10x10 foot pit trap. They never see the second one coming! 103. A large room in which the BBEG has stockpiled his billions of gold pieces that he never intends to use. 104. A series of levers, which he stands by when the party enters his chamber and threatens to pull them. The levers don't do anything except make the party nervous. 105. Minstrels! "O, Brave Sir Robin!" 106. A long, black, twirly mustache. 107. A Gnome bed. Not a bed sized for a gnome, but several gnomes standing together, on top of whose heads sleeps the BBEG.
WolfHati 11-28-05, 03:58 AM	108. A book of evil monologues 109. An escape plan 110. A body double with cursed magic items instead of awesome ones 111. A chupacabra, just because
WCH 11-28-05, 04:28 AM	112 -- the latest issue of Playvillain.
Silais 11-28-05, 07:27 AM	113. Lots, and I mean lots, of bat guano (scares the Crap out of the wizard) 114. Wall to wall carpeting
Marcus Aurelius 11-28-05, 10:51 AM	115) Gargoyles. Not just the monster but a bunch of regular ones just to confuse the PCs. 116) Bobbit the Goblin toadie who is constantly running around mumbling about raw sausages. 117) A Salvation Army of Pelor cleric next to the front door, asking the PCs if they want to donate to their own resurrection fund. 118) A large, open courtyard the PCs must cross to continue to the BBEG. Fill with archers or just leave it alone if you want to see PCs twitch walking through the only safe place in the fortress. 119) Directly after said empty courtyard, have three full lines of crossbowmen (one line laying down, one kneeling, the third standing) waiting for them to open the door.
Esgay 11-28-05, 11:31 AM	120)dribbly candles 121)pentagram/octogram drawn in BLOOD!! (or blood substitute) 122)a nice echo (can't laugh evilly without one) 123) a throne (depending on how badass the BBEG thinks he is) 124) a noticable lack of toilets (BBEGs are to badass to use the toilet) 125) a small myconid guard that says "sorry the princess is in another castle" when approached
Kozeljnik 11-28-05, 11:46 AM	This (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) (adapted to the DnD world)
Evil DM Mk3 11-28-05, 12:11 PM	126) A combat arena. 127) A room with a perminant anti-magic field. 128) A room with a perminant Zone of Truth. 129) For when you want toture that leaves no marks, a sperical padded room that slowly rotates through all axies, to prevent sleep and other nicatles. 130) A rubish incinarator (far more efficient than compactors, use them for steam power!) 131) Several baracs for said minons, at least one for every gourp that hates any other group. 132) Sets of mess halls, training rooms and relaxation areas suted to each and EVERY kind of minion. A happy minion is a loyal minion. An unhappy minion gets locked in the "fiendish mions" relaxation area.
Rickiel 11-28-05, 12:47 PM	133. A Welcome Mat, one of those really happy-go-lucky Mid-Western types you can find at a flea market. 134. A Flea Market! Where did you think the minions picked up their weapons? 135. An Ominous Black Iron Door 13ft high and 7ft wide and 3ft long. Covered in motif's of screaming souls and tormented mortals anguishing under a cruel cruel light from above. And on this Ominous Door is a happy pink sign hanging from the door knob. "The Doctor Is In" 136. Said doctor is a Psion currently 'helping' a troubled mind-flayer. "You know, when your the middle child, in a family of a million tadpoles, you just don't get attention..." 137. Calendar with 'things to do': Monday-Shopping, Tuesday-Torturing, Wednesday-Summon Asmodeus for 3-D-Ante, Thurseday-Prepare for Company, Friday-Welcome Company (Friday is circled in blood)
FireJewel 11-28-05, 02:15 PM	138. An Intelligent Weapon with a NE alignement and an ego score of 25 whose ultimate goal is to squish PC's of (insert most annoying PC's alignment here). 139. Contingency spells... everywhere. 140. Identical rooms in separate locations of the lair with an item set up that will dimension door one of the party members into the 2nd room.
Rocketboy13 11-28-05, 02:20 PM	This (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html) (adapted to the DnD world) I was wondering when someone would link to this. 141) A soon to be animated, sentient flesh golem. 142) Spider webs. 143) An undead abomination. 144) A lich that hangs around just to see the look on the villians face when the heroes defeat him. 145) A cursed seeing orb, that flashes the image of a burning eye when touched. 146) Some orc minions that are plowed through by the party in seconds.
rbrt_Spade 11-28-05, 02:30 PM	147- A polymophed half-fiend unicorn that is actually a doppleganger that is tied up to a rock with pools of acid surrounding him 148-spiked pits- what bbeg does not like his oppenents being spiked threw the heart 149-a collisal nude dancing purple chicken advanced thats eating a orc sent to feed it. bbegs pet ;) :cool: 150- scroll of teleport- you never know when you need to leave if the good doers come in
l33t Shinobi 11-28-05, 02:37 PM	151: posessed gold(think: pirates of the caribean) 152: magic rings w/ insides smeared w/ black lotus extract.(who really checks the insides of those things?) 153: a treasure elemental( i forget where i saw it; "ahh, that pile of gold just sung on me!")
Rocketboy13 11-28-05, 02:40 PM	149-a collisal nude dancing purple chicken advanced thats eating a orc sent to feed it. bbegs pet ;) :cool: :confused: Why did you specificly specify nude? I don't know to many purple chikens that wear pants.
rbrt_Spade 11-28-05, 02:42 PM	just being creative
Callista 11-28-05, 03:34 PM	I figured he meant "featherless". :P
AlphaSquirell 11-28-05, 04:00 PM	154: A tall, dark, spooky tower. 155: A dark cloud that floats around said tower. 156: A series of lightning bolts that fall from said dark cloud. 157: An unnoticed magic aura that keeps said tower, dark cloud, and series of lightning bolts from being visible until the PCs are directly below said tower. (perferably looking up at it) 158: A door that opens into a wall. (nothing there) 159: A trapdoor that drops onto a slide that PCs must ride for near eternity. Upon landing, they find they are approximately 7ft lower than where they fell from. A spiral staircase going on for eternity acompanies this slide for getting back up that 7ft distance.
TalonofTiamat 11-28-05, 04:17 PM	160: An army of hobos, vagrants, vagabonds, drifters and any other form of homeless person. 161: Ham sandwiches for them. 162: A loyal vampire lieutenant to turn said homeless into vampire spawn to create a true army. 163: A kitchen (a guys gotta eat). 164: Pie in said kitchen. :D 165: Trash golems
lord warrior 11-28-05, 04:42 PM	167. Lots of Paladins 168. Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Chicks 169. :censored:
Dumat 11-28-05, 04:52 PM	170. A scantily-clad lieutenant of the opposite sex for your second-fiddle PC to kill while the reaaaly tough PC kills the BBEG. 171. Architecture rigged to collapse slowly and in fiery chunks following the BBEG's death. 172. A vicious trap-filled room, followed by an empty 10 x 10 room. The PC's will search it and waste half their spells trying to figure out what the deal is. 173. A factory producing food products poisoned with some diabolical substance that will produce mass unsavory effects when the general populace eats it. 174. A tombstone, a la "Oregon Trail."
The Vorpal Tribble 11-28-05, 05:15 PM	171. Anything with a british accent (ideally a young girl) 174. A tombstone, a la "Oregon Trail." :rofl: Ooooh man, the memories that brings up. Wonder how many others will catch the reference...
homey188 11-28-05, 05:38 PM	176:a book labeled "decorative cake making for dummies" 177:said book has explosive runes,20 on each page, and its a 200 page book 178:a hallway with a sign that says "treasury", but in reality it is a portal to gehhena/baator/hades/pbs/abyss ps: ive never played oregon trail so im clearly not worth talking to(I cant remember where I heard/read that)
Ryven 11-28-05, 05:44 PM	179: A jar labeled "Change", filled with small Soulgems, for those emergency market runs to the Abyss ^^
feartheinvinceblehamster 11-28-05, 05:47 PM	33. Demonic Ninja Pirate Minions :D your link is stupid, and you should take it out. PERVERT
Rocketboy13 11-28-05, 06:01 PM	your link is stupid, and you should take it out. PERVERT Leave him alone. I have been looking for this link to freak gamers out. :evillaugh
feartheinvinceblehamster 11-28-05, 06:08 PM	Leave him alone. I have been looking for this link to freak gamers out. :evillaugh I'm not going to leave him alone. He is a miserable little purveyor of deviancy.
General_Ridley 11-28-05, 07:11 PM	180. A teleprompter, because you never know when you'll forget your lines.
Lonestar 11-28-05, 07:24 PM	181. A tank full of mutant sea-bass 182. Statues that are actually petrified foes 183. Some monument he's built in his own greatness (what kind of BBG isn't the slightest bit egotistical?)
Vacerious 11-28-05, 08:01 PM	your link is stupid, and you should take it out. PERVERT done. i was just waiting for someone to click that link, and now that it's been done, i thought of the little children who would be mentally scarred by it and removed it. sorry, rocketboy, you'll just hafta find it urself.
OctoberRaven 11-28-05, 08:23 PM	First of all, Oregon trail tombstones= yay. Taken from my currently-on-hiatus webcomic: 184. Little Cid's Pizza (Preferably Tonberry with Extra Chocobo) 185. A library full of Garfield comics and Curious George books. 186. Battleship. 187. A mail-order minion. 188. "THINK EVIL" Poster with a red angry face on it. Non-webcomicy goodness: 189. Televangelist (this could very well be the BBEG himself) 190. Blueprints and prototypes of all the traps he made (think Jigsaw's hideout from Saw 1 and 2) 191. Papa Johns Pizza (even MORE evil than the televangelist.) 192. An Xbox (almost as evil as Papa Johns) 193. Arby's (the root of all evil...even their SODAS taste bad.) 194. Some guy called Igor.
Trarth 11-28-05, 09:00 PM	An army of minions to guard the BBEG incase they get by, jus to **** with them
CryoSilver 11-28-05, 09:10 PM	195: Thousands of random knick knacks with Nystul's Magic Aura cast on them. 196: A pit trap with a Wall of Force that closes over the top and triggers Reverse Gravity on the bottom... Down, up, down, up, down, up, down... *splatter* 197: Lemmings. RUnning into the chasm, to form a dead lemming bridge with their corpses as they hit the bottom.
shiruken_ravenheart 11-28-05, 09:33 PM	198. Samwise Gamgee and Bilbo Baggins. 199. Fake Inflatable weapons, Just to make the PCs angry ( I will slay you with this greatsword, you foul machination .Bonk. Uh oh) 200. A studio audience (I got 200!)
Always-Late 11-28-05, 09:55 PM	201: Symbols. Symbols of pain, sleep, sepia snake sigils, whatever. You open his desk cabinet, and Bam! Symbol of death, right there! Custom made symbols of fire, of ice, of force, of acid, of one-way teleportation, of room inversion, whatever! 202: His desk isn't just a desk. One of the desk compartments, when opened, is an extradimensional tunnel to who-knows where. You can try stuffing yourself into it, but after you get in it closes behind your. (Two, that's right, TWO cookies for anyone who gets the reference.) 203: A whole bunch of statues that look like screaming heroes. Which are, in fact, just statues.
CryoSilver 11-28-05, 09:59 PM	204: Doors that are actually portals back to the beginning of the corridor. 205: Reverse Gravity/ Strange Gravity rooms, with archers on the walls.
Rocketboy13 11-29-05, 12:30 AM	206) Winged Monkeys. 207) Odd looking soldiers that sing a repetative, albeit catchy tune. 208) A large menacing hourglass with colorful sand. 209) A captured farmgirl. 210) A big crystal ball that flashes with sad and intimidating images. 211) Torches, and an ample supply of water.
Mr_Hackman 11-29-05, 02:18 AM	212. Air Ducts 213. Weapon lockers next to prision cells 214. Minion laundry room next to previously mentioned weapon lockers 215. big book titled "my evil plan" 216. a symbol of death INSIDE the big book marked "my evil plan" EDIT:217. a dragon with tourettes syndrome 202: His desk isn't just a desk. One of the desk compartments, when opened, is an extradimensional tunnel to who-knows where. You can try stuffing yourself into it, but after you get in it closes behind your. (Two, that's right, TWO cookies for anyone who gets the reference.) Alice in wonderland? :confused:
Syllibull 11-29-05, 02:35 AM	218: 200 gold plated skeletons with shields forming two lines towards the door that the BBEG is waiting behind (the skeletons serve no other purpose than to sound the beat of "We will rock you" as the party walks towards the door)
Janusunaj 11-29-05, 02:59 AM	219.Satan. 220.Anton Levay 221.Hugo Chavez in the torture chamber, being tortured by a bald old man.
Leibel 12-04-05, 10:57 PM	222 - A guided tour - run by an out of work Paladin 223 - A pond with lampreys in it(Knowing roman history will help figure out why this is nasty) 224 - A free map handed out by the tour guide(of course it's not accurate) 225 - An elevator and/or escalator 226 - Digital TV 227 - A band playing everybody wants to rule the world 228 - A copy of the complete idiots guide to world domination 229 - A blood cellar(not a wine cellar); great for Vampire BBEG's
Steely Glint 12-04-05, 11:23 PM	230. A small white chair*. 231. A heavily trapped coffin (vampire BBEGs only). 232. An enormous stuffed monster, like a bulette or hydra (taxidermist BBEGs only). 233. A short dead-end corridor with some chests at the end. The corridor is a crushing wall trap, and the chests are illusions. 234. Glass jars with preserved organs floating in them. *A cookie for anyone who gets this reference.
spectralphoenix 12-05-05, 12:23 AM	235. An unreasonably complicated deathtrap for the BBEG to put dangerous and resourceful enemies in while he goes elsewhere and reads the paper. 236. A small, folded piece of paper reading "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning" 237. Three books that describe all of the workings of the universe, and refer to mysterious gods known as "players" and their overdeity, "the DM."
Silais 12-05-05, 12:48 AM	236. A small, folded piece of paper reading "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning" God, I love varsuvius. 238. A book that is labeled 'master plan', where every page reads: "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning"
The_EvilDungeon_Master 12-05-05, 01:09 AM	239. A Pimp stick*. *Adorned with a skull. Hey man, he's evil.
Neoatomic 12-05-05, 01:39 AM	240. A sign with the picture of a titan that says "You must be this tall to fight the BBEG" 241. Empty rooms, lots of empty rooms 242. Pirate Robot Ninja Minions* 243. Lawn gnomes 244. His own flag "BBEGia" 245. A obnoxiously tall tower 246. A closet full of about a dozen of the same black armor 247. Vacation pics of Satan and BBEG in miami 248. Pics of BBEG shaking hand with Hitler 249. A photo album full of provocative photos of Hitler 250. A cryogenic escape pod.
Deacon Liadon 12-05-05, 05:06 AM	241. A secret escape tunnel. Preferably well marked and signposted.
Far_Traveler 12-05-05, 09:48 AM	242. a series of rooms that teleport to other rooms that have scenes of forests and ships on the ocean and junk, just for a final-bossy mythical feel, also fun if they fall off the ship >:D, also good for new players so that they can feel the mechanics of battle setting and fighting in various places and conditions 243. internet to distract the PC's have the home page be www.ipreparedexplosiverunesthismorning.c om 244. Fire. and lots of it. 245. rooms that are the only way into the BBEG's lair have a teleport sigil in which only the BBEG or the BBEG approved use to enter the BBEG's lair, others get teleported into the room of endless magic missles
UndeadMouse 12-05-05, 12:46 PM	246: hot babes in the bedroom 247: a huge bed in said bedroom 248: a red line on the floor leading to the inner sanctum 249: poorly disguised secret doors leading to said sanctum 250: castle is floating over a pit of lava. when BBEG dies, Kaplunk! 251: an obvious pit trap that leads directly into the treasure room 252: 251 is right next to 246
TalonofTiamat 12-05-05, 04:44 PM	253: Hide Life cast on his left pinky toe which is in a lead box at the bottom of his moat. 254: A moat that is actually connected to the Elemental Plane of Water. 255: A room with a door at both ends. The door at the far end takes you back to the first door. The only way out is to utter the secret password. The password can be anything, but it should be something completely random such as "The moose is loose!" (two cookies to whoever can get that referance :D ) 256: Babies that randomly explode. 257: A hall lined with mirrors of life trapping. 258: Succubi :D
Koji 12-05-05, 06:36 PM	A level one human fighter who has powerful build and monkey grip AND THEY STACKED. This fighter should have already killed the BBEG and easily defeated his minions because these two feats are so powerful when you put them together.
walker on the horizon 12-05-05, 10:29 PM	254.) a box on the wall with the words Secret W scrached out and under it is Who ever opens this will die! It has word of death cast on who ever opens it. 255.) 6 Succubi with 2 have fighter levels, 1 Enchanter, 1 sorcer, 1 cleric, and 1 Barbarian and just for the hell of it there CR each is +2 of that of the partys. Just so mean :devil: 256.) A room with spicks on the top when the player walk into the room the fall up. the flore is smouth so there are no traps to find. drive em crazy. :evillaugh 257.) a self distuct butten that is big and red :bump: then :tantrum: then well you get the idea :ghosted: O and the BBEG get away when its prest. 258.) Players Kill BBEG then before they leave the keep they battel him agean but has CR+5 that of the partys. 259.) a portel to hell or the lower plane that you chose bing in the demonic minyons. 260.) A higher demon prines in his basment "Ohh you find Bel Rualer of the frist layer of hell". :ayyyy!: Oh ya get down with my nasty self.
arkerpay 12-05-05, 10:46 PM	261. Hot Chicks Room. 262. Bucket of Truth.
Dex 12-06-05, 04:16 AM	263. A tome of limericks 264. A +5 Unholy Humanoid (human) Bane Greatsword* 265. Black +5 fullplate of bad-ass spikiness and evil-red-glowy-eyes-ness* 266. An Echo Stone which plays his evil speech in case he's interrupted by the PCs *Preferably wielded by said BBEG And yes, I got the ancient Roman 'pond of lampreys' reference :cool:
Mr_Hackman 12-07-05, 06:24 PM	255: A room with a door at both ends. The door at the far end takes you back to the first door. The only way out is to utter the secret password. The password can be anything, but it should be something completely random such as "The moose is loose!" (two cookies to whoever can get that referance :D ) INVADER ZIM! do i get the cookies? also: 267: a machine that slowly moves a wand of "searing light" so that the beam travles along a table 268: previously mentioned table must have shackles on it
arkerpay 12-07-05, 06:46 PM	INVADER ZIM! do i get the cookies? also: 267: a machine that slowly moves a wand of "searing light" so that the beam travles along a table 268: previously mentioned table must have shackles on it Yes, from the movie Goldfinger: "Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
Always-Late 12-07-05, 06:48 PM	Alice in wonderland? :confused:Sorry. A bit more obvious (if you've ever seen it) than that.
metamind 12-07-05, 07:16 PM	21. a torture chamber in which the pcs are surrounded by anime characters trying to invade dnd with their stupid anime-ness I agree. I hate anime. 269) the BBEG's BBEG
OctoberRaven 12-07-05, 07:54 PM	270) A disco room. 271) Decapitated heads of people who hate anime, and therefore hate Ultimate Muscle, Ninja Scroll and Ghost in the Shell (although the second movie had too much philosophical debate for my taste...awesome animation though) 272) A jukebox that only plays awful mainstream garbage (Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, Audioslave, Coheed and Cambria...the list goes on and on)
witchhunter99 12-07-05, 10:49 PM	273)A giant flying pet for a climactic final battle,preferably an ancent black dragon 274)An object that none of the spell casters can identify, just to mess with them :D 275)A zombie/ evil/ vampire/ previously deceased/ demonic/ undead/ devil/lycanthrope/funkified deceased character that they players must fight(with aids, incase the female ranger decides to gets frisky) 276)some cursed artifact to screw over the treasure hoarder :P 278)THE EBON MAW(huge demon that eats anything, like cr 40)disguised as a fat kid ;) 279) angels to sing when they kill/banish/hump to death the BBEG
TalonofTiamat 12-08-05, 10:12 PM	INVADER ZIM! do i get the cookies? NO! You get no cookies, you have lost, good day sir! :nonono: :thumbsdow
ravenspawn 12-09-05, 01:12 AM	280 ) A honkin huge hall with a honkin huge pipe organ to play BBEG;s theme music, performed by Bobbit the goblin toadie. And said music can be heard in each & every room in the Lair :evillaugh
I_am_an_undead 12-09-05, 07:50 AM	281) A room full of stairs and doors that ignores completely the most basic laws of how the world work. (Reference to some painting (and to the film Labyrinth))
Fergal Stack 12-09-05, 11:28 AM	282) One Slaymate (From the Libris Mortis)(For Wizard BBEG only) Can then Silent and Still any Necromancy spell for free, :weep: It's so beutiful. 283) Iron Golem Sentries, Annoy the spell caster in your group 284) A hidden room that uncovers your BBEG weird side. (In a star wars game once, we discovered that Palpatine likes to meditate in a room full of little cuddly goat things.) 285) An annoyingly long staircase guarded by a horde of goblins, that leads to a chamber pot.
OctoberRaven 12-09-05, 11:33 AM	286) A dungeon, and I don't mean the kind with dragons in it.
Jesper 12-09-05, 12:58 PM	286 a few pet dragons 287 an enslaved evil god