Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Echo35 10-25-04, 11:26 AM	That's right! The 1001 thigs in D&D that sound wrong, but actually arent. Let me start off the first few.... 1)Mine is exotic! 2)Don't I add some extra strength bonus because I'm using two hands? 3)Stop beating my weasel! 4) Come on, you're a paladin, just touch yourself! 5)I get paid for preforming right? 6)I'm rushing up to the priestess and smacking her! :invasion: :invasion: :invasion: :invasion:
Board_Rider 10-25-04, 11:29 AM	7. Lets flank her and do EXTRA damage!!
Gryllmyre 10-25-04, 12:47 PM	8. I can't kill him if you hold him down, you have to knock him out!
Black Kitten 10-25-04, 12:49 PM	9) Mine's bigger!
CuCulain42 10-25-04, 12:49 PM	5)I get paid for preforming right? 5)I get paid for preforming, right? see the emphasis change? 10)Can I use that with monkey grip? Oops, took to long.
odhen 10-25-04, 12:49 PM	10) We're being attacked by Bone Ooze!
Nyvinyd 10-25-04, 01:20 PM	11) I'll be able to come faster if I activate my rod of swiftness!
Echo35 10-25-04, 01:22 PM	10) We're being attacked by Bone Ooze! :uh-huh: ......... I'm not gonna ask.
CuCulain42 10-25-04, 01:23 PM	12) I touched myself but it wasn't enough, can you touch me?
Ricky 10-25-04, 01:53 PM	13) That's my favored mount.
Blane 10-25-04, 02:15 PM	14) Ride it!
Ironykitten 10-25-04, 02:18 PM	15) (when speaking of Wands of Cure Light Wounds) You see, I call them happy sticks, because you touch people with them, and then they get happy!
CzarGarrett 10-25-04, 02:20 PM	16. I'm going to use my immovable rod
Cantankerous 10-25-04, 02:22 PM	17) She said he was stoned, not stoned. (Maybe you had to be there) 18) Hold on to that bad boy and RIDE! Isshia
Didge 10-25-04, 02:36 PM	19) It's ok to kill them, they're evil. That's it...I got nothing else that I can think of right now.
Ryoohki 10-25-04, 03:41 PM	20) Did you try talking to the devil and working out a deal? 21) Oops. We accidentally killed the angel. 22) Don't worry about dying. We can bring you back. Kyle
Cyan Wisp 10-25-04, 04:39 PM	23. The ogre pins you. 24. Yeah! Great Cleave-age! 25. The comely 3' tall enchantress smiles salaciously and licks her lips... 26. Draw your swords, boys, we're going DOWN! 27. We should get the Queen some chocolate body wash and liquor... 28. I use mage hand on myself 29. Don't worry, baby, I've got a philter of love in my back pocket. 30. He's only a very young half-elf - a sprout! [say quickly] 31. I warp his longspear 32. I use grasping hand around the sorceror's bone golem Yep. I think I'll leave now. :mymy:
green_yawgmoth 10-25-04, 05:18 PM	11) I'll be able to come faster if I activate my rod of swiftness!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's so wrong. It's even worse if the one who said this didn't realize what he said until after he said it. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
Sucineri 10-25-04, 06:05 PM	33. Psst..hey you over there..looking for some..action? Talk to my drow friend in the corner over there..yeah, the one with the darkwood staff. Sounded better in my head :P
orcslayer 10-25-04, 06:11 PM	34. I penetrated through his defence.
Darth K'Trava 10-25-04, 06:23 PM	35. I get out my Rod Of Lordly Might!!!! :D 36. The dawn comes! 37. The sun rises! Which led to the inevitable.... (as this was an FR campaign) And you wonder why Lathander's such a happy god......... Ok. The last two sent us to the gutter late one night.....that's what tiredness and general silliness will get us..... :D
Black Kitten 10-25-04, 06:39 PM	Since this is terrible WRONG anyway: 38 "yeap, I brough the 10 foot pole!" :D
ck2001wendt 10-25-04, 06:46 PM	Sigh...does it all have to be sexual? And, on that note: 38. My Wizard: "I look down at my Rod. Hmm...that's not gonna do any good..." And...non-sexual: 39. "We might as well kill the babies...we already killed their parents." 40. "Who cares if we just killed everyone in that village...they were only orcs...
Vharuck 10-25-04, 07:19 PM	41. DM: You see that two of your fellow party members have assualted the your paladin friend, and are fighting viciously." PC: "Well, I'm TN, so I walk back into the thieves' cave cuz I don't care."
Elemental 10-25-04, 07:24 PM	41: "So, you take 13 points of damage from Estivan's ass...." (A little background: A drow illusionist had cast Phantasmal Killer on Galan, a half-dragon Mystic Theurge, and he failed the first save and made the second. The GM said "You see your worst fear. What is it?", and the player flippantly replied "Estivan's ass." (another PC, whom he didn't get on with)).
Adraedan 10-25-04, 10:38 PM	42: "So if I raise this dead horse, I can ride it, right?"
Lordofthebean 10-25-04, 11:11 PM	42: "So if I raise this dead horse, I can ride it, right?" 43) "Can I flog my dead horse?" This was really late at night, after about 8 cups of coffee (my drug of choice :D ) : DM (me): You look into the room and see four elves calmly breathing in the purple fumes coming from an incsence plate. PC3: Do they look..umm...wasted? DM: Yeah, them's high elves!
bootor 10-25-04, 11:54 PM	44) PC(monk/rogue): "I slowly come out of the closet and attack the thief from behind with my flaming staff, using both hands for extra damage."
Mordmorgan the Mad 10-26-04, 12:38 AM	45) I use my flurry of blows on the whole group!
MortalPlague 10-26-04, 02:57 AM	46) Can I put my immovable rod in your portable hole?
Thanqol 10-26-04, 02:58 AM	Before this thread is locked... 46: Don't worry baby, I've got an exotic saddle!
SnowbearK 10-26-04, 04:12 AM	47. (to the hebrew barbarian) "That was an incredible blow, Job!" 48. "Hack it off! I said to hackitoff! What the hell did you think I meant?" 49. (old school) "Ha! I've only gotta roll a three to avoid any rod, staff, or wand!" 50. "Whoa! That's a greatclub." 51. "How much to ride the centaur?" 52. "Is it slightly smaller to ride the bairaur?"
Crossover-Chronicler 10-26-04, 10:30 AM	This one actually happened in-game: 53 &54) "He wants to take your Rod of Wonder." "Nobody touches my rod!"
xmcknight 10-26-04, 12:19 PM	55. You know, no matter how hard you try, it is very hard not to notice a one-eyed giant. 56. Send the pint-sized one in first! The evil guys will probably swing right over him.
Echo35 10-26-04, 12:57 PM	57) I'm activating flurry of blows! 58)Use your rod of enlargement!
LoCoCoNeJo69 10-26-04, 01:22 PM	59) After it got cut off, I had to apply a stump knife :devil:
Draco Strang 10-26-04, 01:58 PM	Honestly now.....i can't believe no one's used this one yet: (said to the paladin) Hey, i'm not feelin too good. Can you lay me?
silvermist 10-28-04, 12:20 PM	we have a warforge, he likes to randomly announce that he wants to "use magical device" particularly when there is no magical device around for him to use.
deadDMwalking 10-28-04, 01:40 PM	62) I'm going to play with my wand for a little while. Said in reference to a wand of CLW. Of course we now all call it his "pleasure wand".
Slider33 10-28-04, 01:47 PM	63)"I dive into the bush"
Cantankerous 10-28-04, 02:17 PM	64) I drink it quickly and wait for the burn before I belch it back at the Prince. (Said by a player who's character who had just gulped a potion of Fiery Breath) 65) Ohhh, *gag* she's filthy and she smells like she's been rolling in dragon guts! I'll take her. (Don't ask.) 66) Get your wand out of my face before I snap it off! Isshia
ShadowDragon8685 10-28-04, 02:21 PM	64) I drink it quickly and wait for the burn before I belch it back at the Prince. (Said by a player who's character who had just gulped a potion of Fiery Breath) 65) Ohhh, *gag* she's filthy and she smells like she's been rolling in dragon guts! I'll take her. (Don't ask.) 66) Get your wand out of my face before I snap it off! Isshia I really have to ask... 65 and 66: Please tell.
Stefanjames 10-28-04, 02:36 PM	67. "Stay hidden until you can take him from behind..." :rolleyes:
Cantankerous 10-28-04, 02:52 PM	Oh well, I didn't go into it before because it requirtes some set up, but you asked for it. 65) In an old campaign wherein the characters had become tremendously powerful they were aquiring "pets" from an outer planar source in Sigil with the proceeds they had earned from driving a dragon off of it's hoard. Part of the problem was that they knew that they were going to have to deal with the dragon (the survivor of a mated pair, the other of which was gutted during the titanic battle that started the whole thing) and so while they were just "spending like drunken sailors for the sake of spending like drunken sailors", they were also looking to get themselves ready for a nasty return match with the surviving dragon. Anyway, this Merchant was selling these various beasties with a Ring that would absolutely control them while it was worn and the party was looking over his wares. To cut to the chase, one of the characters, a half insane Mage, caught sight of a really viscious looking beastie called a Meratoor (a semi sapient half sphinx/half spined devil looking thing) and as he approached it's cage to get a better look he caught a wiff of it and I simply described it as horrificly foul smelling. Wanting a more exact description he asked me what it reminded him of. After the last session and waxing poetic about the stench of half acid disolved dragons bowels, I simply told him that it smelled vaguely like that. He then turned to the Merchant, an Eyrine as it so happened, and uttered that line. 66) Was uttered by the sorely wounded and terribly tired 11th level Fighter(Soldier kit, 2E) to a minor functionary of the army he was serving with who was using the Wand of Detect Magic to check him over before allowing the tired soldier into the commanders tent to give his report. Isshia
ShadowDragon8685 10-28-04, 03:10 PM	And now we see the *real* purpose of looting a dragon's horde: blow it all on junk and crap you're gonna wake up in the morning and go "I bought WHAT?!"
Cantankerous 10-28-04, 03:31 PM	*lol* When the average level in the party is 12th and because of a curse, you can never settle down or own lands (until the curse is lifted atleast), then you gotta spend that cash on something. In my old 2E campaigns it was almost unheard of, except in a few select places in Sigil, to find ANYONE who sold magic items and even dealers in the most basic alchemaical potions were relatively rare, and there were no "banks", so it was invest the money and hope for the best or live like lords on dope (or most often a bit of both) whenever you were able and try not to think about it too much. At a party average of 15th level or so, after completing the Dead Gods campaign, the PC's were finally released of the curse that had been layed on them and did settle down to become powerful Lords (or in one case a Baroness) themselves and spawn the next generation of the Fated. It was a fun campaign and long lasting. The full campaign, of which the Dead Gods was just a part, took over 130 sessions before it passed on to the next generation, but like any mega powered campaign, it had it's blatantly silly moments. Isshia
Stefanjames 10-28-04, 03:33 PM	"Can I throw the goblin?" :D
Ironykitten 10-28-04, 08:30 PM	This one will only be understood by people who read 8 bit theature (http://www.nuklearpower.com): 68) Goblin-Chucks, HOOOOOOOOOOOO! (insane fighter trained in the art of tieing goblins together and using them as weapons. he even had the exotic weapon proficency (goblin-chucks) so he could use them without penalty!)
SnowbearK 10-28-04, 10:34 PM	Let us not forget: 69) Where's the Monk going? Upstairs. To his private room. To be one with himself...
Callista 10-29-04, 02:06 AM	"I'm going to kneel down... spread your legs!" --Said by a halfling who wanted to shoot at enemies from between a medium-sized character's legs. We didn't stop laughing for at least ten minutes, and the poor player turned bright red...
ermedic 10-29-04, 04:16 AM	71) "Why is mine smaller than his?" -said by a gnome PC compairing his weapon to the human's after 3.5 conversion 72) "I'm never going to stick my hand in a dark, wet hole again!" -said by rogue after attempting (unsuccessfully) to disarm a trap. 73) "You better stay away from my sack!" -said by fighter to the rogue
was_fired 10-29-04, 06:41 AM	74. Jesus saves, for half damage. 75. Jesus is slain as... 76. The undead never win! Really name one time in all of history the undead have ever won a war.
Death Unlimited 10-29-04, 10:04 AM	75. 'Quick, grab the wand from my belt!' Ya know, I cant help but notice about every table experiences these. From more experience, you cannot put 'Immovable Rod', 'Rod of Wonder', 'Wand of Anything' and 'Portable Hole' in the same sentence. It just doesn't work. :D
Cantankerous 10-29-04, 10:38 AM	Or even #75 if it were old school: "I yank my Wand of Wonder out from the front of my pants." I know it's rhetorical, but this one I have to use! Deanna looked up and said; "I grab Mike's Immovable Rod, Tim's Rod of Wonder, Jack's Wand of Anything and stuff them all into my Portable Hole." Huh. What's the problem? :devil: Other than my possibly getting this thread shut down from skating too close to the edge. Group of mature adults shouldbe able to... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Or maybe not. Isshia
Echo35 10-29-04, 01:01 PM	Hey, don't worry. It's not shut down yet! 76) "Im hiding in the back alley and flanking the first commoner I see!"
ck2001wendt 10-29-04, 01:17 PM	One of my players, from last night: 77: "How hard do you think it is to get a decapitated head out of a full-mask?" 78: "Should we go back for her arm? It's just laying there, and it's still holding her mace..."
Gamebird 10-29-04, 01:40 PM	79. DM: So what do you have the zombies do now that you control them? Player: What sort of attacks do they get again? DM: They have slam attacks. Player: So they bang on stuff? DM: Yeah. Player: Okay. They bang him. (refering to the evil necromancer - the image of being gang banged by your own zombies was too much) 80. "The next time the paladin touches me, I'm hitting him with a Stunning Blow." 81. Our high level party visits the castle of a noble. He introduces his family to us, including his 13 and 15 year old daughters. One of the players, who had decided he wanted his character to get married soon, and hopefully to the nobility, blurted out, "But do you have any virgins?" (A few minutes later, he said he had meant to say, "But are either of them virgins?" - which is hardly better.) 82. "Lay your hands on me" 83. "I throw it up at you." 84. Player 1: "My character goes down!" Player 2: "Ew, I didn't think you did goblins."
Didge 10-29-04, 01:42 PM	Said by a fellow player in an older campaign... 85) "I'm in a strange mood...I think I'll go mount my horse." Everyone: :uh-huh: ...then... :rofl:
a18ffe 10-29-04, 02:09 PM	Happen once a long time ago. After a long battle and killing the BBEG, the party was looting the dungeon, and encountered a shrine with an alter. PC: " I wonder what happens if you put a virgin on the alter." Me: "I don't know...go lay on it."
Darth K'Trava 10-29-04, 02:37 PM	75. 'Quick, grab the wand from my belt!' Ya know, I cant help but notice about every table experiences these. From more experience, you cannot put 'Immovable Rod', 'Rod of Wonder', 'Wand of Anything' and 'Portable Hole' in the same sentence. It just doesn't work. :D Heck. You can't even say any of them separately. Never mind the sheer chaos that would ensue with all of them in one sentence...... :D ::FLUSH!:: What was that? The whole group diving into the sewer system (as by now, they totally bypassed the gutter)
Darth K'Trava 10-29-04, 02:39 PM	Paladin: Can I lay hands on myself?
Arindor 10-29-04, 03:05 PM	86. Mike: How am I going to store this? Player: Don't worry Mike. I've got a strap on.
The Vorpal Tribble 10-29-04, 03:49 PM	87. The beast gobbles down the schwag 88. Through the course of the measurement, Tinuvael bumps Faaza's crotch several times, each time apologizing with less and less protest. 89. And you waggled the poor old man's self, you should be shamed. (I swear that none of this was in any way dirty in the game context, but maaaan how it sounds...)
Nifftin 10-29-04, 07:48 PM	90) Geez! How many times do I have to spear him until he goes down? That actually happened in a game.
Jaziks 10-29-04, 07:57 PM	91. "I see her and start beating away!"
SnowbearK 10-29-04, 10:58 PM	92) The harpy's got a SNATCH ATTACK?!?!?
Ratheus 10-30-04, 05:01 AM	93. [casting spell] I'm going to hold that guy! 94. Page 145 of the 3.0 PHB: Look at Lidda's hand! She's really savoring that reward! 95. I bang on the door 96. Who needs me to lay my hands on them? 97. I hit it from behind with my staff 98. [while loading gear and saddlebags onto a donkey, unable to load a heavy suit of armor by self] Can somebody help me pack my ---?
Sigh Clone 10-30-04, 05:08 AM	99. I tie him up and take him to my room. (said by a NE rogue that wanted to interogate the NPC in question) Can't think of any more...I'm too tired
Jakal Ramaras 10-30-04, 05:52 AM	actualy happened in a recent game 100: PC:i enter a gaseus form and enter the crack not as good as the others but our local pervert wasn't in the game then otherwise it would go to 110.
The_one_wit_a_reason 10-30-04, 08:22 AM	101.dm what are you putting on the wand (wait its not done yet) pc-mordenkainens lubrication dm- :mymy: please dear god i hope you mean lucabration me- :rofl: other :twitch: :rofl: pcs
Echo35 11-01-04, 11:10 AM	102) Just hit it up with melf's acid! :bounce:
Ironykitten 11-03-04, 10:36 AM	Ironic story: The PC's succeed in climbing a cliff that has given them trouble. On of the PC's decides that his character grabs a large, bright yellow silk scarf and begins waving it around randomly as he dances and sings for joy at the top of his lungs. This attracts the attention of a pair of griffons, who summarily dive bomb him. One of the griffons distracts his companions, while the other snatches the dancing snack. The party ranger, seeing this, decides to kill the griffon. So he uses rapid shot to try and hit it. Instead, he manages to hit his companion. Twice. In the back. This puts his friend as 1 hp. He is doomed, right? Wrong. Through an incredible series of events, the dancing elf managed to escape the griffin in its nest, climb down 120 feet, fall the other 120 feet, and use the griffin and a natural 20 reflex save to survive the whole ordeal. At one hit point.
Jakal Ramaras 11-08-04, 10:58 AM	103) DM: its now the crack of dawn PC1: whos dawn you havent intorduced us yet. DM: its the time of day you twank PC2: whats it smell like? dont ask what happened after wards.
Darth K'Trava 11-08-04, 11:11 PM	103) DM: its now the crack of dawn PC1: whos dawn you havent intorduced us yet. DM: its the time of day you twank PC2: whats it smell like? dont ask what happened after wards. I guess that goes along with our version of the whole "Dawn" thing (posted on previous page) that sent all of us to the gutters. ;)
Jakal Ramaras 11-12-04, 09:34 AM	104) PC: i hit her with my whip of searching PC2:nice whip action why did i create that item!
ShadowDragon8685 03-24-05, 11:49 PM	104) PC: i hit her with my whip of searching PC2:nice whip action why did i create that item! :shocked: :heehee Whip it, baby. Whip it all night. :)
Carn Vandoril 03-25-05, 06:43 AM	Monk pc who 'r'eally plays the chinees-accent in-game: " I'm using Flu'fl'y o' blows!"
Carn Vandoril 03-25-05, 07:38 AM	I found this one in the board:'Charging DM's'. you all have read this board I guess. Great idea, that is another way to show some consideration for the DM. I like this idea, good one Callista. Payment does not always have to be given in cash. Again, great add-on. ~~~
Cantankerous 03-25-05, 08:47 AM	#105) "But I swear, she asked me too. I'd never just bang a little girl with my cudgel like that unless she asked me too! She wanted it! She even begged for it." When the players managed to stop falling into gales of laughter everytime anyone said anything, five minutes later, the perpetrator honestly said "What's so funny?"* The next five minutes were a loss too. Isshia *Note: English was not this guys first language.
Donacin 03-27-05, 09:01 PM	106) I'm gonna roll a handle animal check.
Uberman 04-09-05, 04:42 AM	107. the female halfling rogue.. gives a whole new meaning to the term "flurry of blows" 108. "She was asking for it!" after throwing a woman out the window of a bar... In my defense, she actually quite litteraly DID ask me to throw her out the window.. long story.
Cantankerous 04-09-05, 05:53 AM	#105) "But I swear, she asked me too. I'd never just bang a little girl with my cudgel like that unless she asked me too! She wanted it! She even begged for it." When the players managed to stop falling into gales of laughter everytime anyone said anything, five minutes later, the perpetrator honestly said "What's so funny?"* The next five minutes were a loss too. Isshia *Note: English was not this guys first language. The back story for this: The "little girl" was a fully adult female halfling and the cohort of one of the party members in the Ravenloft campaign this happened in, infected with Lycanthropy (by a were-rat) who was facing her first change and when she just couldn't hold off much longer she did indeed ask Heinrich to knock her over the head with his walking stick (using it to do subdual damage), bludgeoning her into unconsciousness. He had just hit her the second time, stretching her out senseless on the floor, when the rest of the party finally came in to find him standing over her. Poor old Heinrich, who was new to the party, was dressed for bed, nothing on but a long night shirt and the halfling's skirt had rucked up when she fell. Just then the door to the cottage they are staying in flies open and there are the other party members staring at Heinrcih standing over her with his "cudgel" in hand. Hillarity ensued. Isshia
Vahenir 04-09-05, 07:20 AM	This is from an actual game.. some time ago. Female Monk to party about Baddie: "I'm going to give him a stunning blow. Remlan, you grab his Rod, and Tymor - you give him a good squeeze." The player stopped after that.. then we all just started laughing. Remlan was the Rogue. And Tymor could shapeshift into an anaconda - at which time he constricted people.
urial angel of death 04-09-05, 09:59 AM	The back story for this: The "little girl" was a fully adult female halfling and the cohort of one of the party members in the Ravenloft campaign this happened in, infected with Lycanthropy (by a were-rat) who was facing her first change and when she just couldn't hold off much longer she did indeed ask Heinrich to knock her over the head with his walking stick (using it to do subdual damage), bludgeoning her into unconsciousness. He had just hit her the second time, stretching her out senseless on the floor, when the rest of the party finally came in to find him standing over her. Poor old Heinrich, who was new to the party, was dressed for bed, nothing on but a long night shirt and the halfling's skirt had rucked up when she fell. Just then the door to the cottage they are staying in flies open and there are the other party members staring at Heinrcih standing over her with his "cudgel" in hand. Hillarity ensued. Isshia your a rather descriptive DM and evil :schemes: :inlove: therefore I give you a :cookie:
Big Tom 04-09-05, 12:11 PM	They're orphans, no one cares about orphans. When you make them Zombies, then they care, but no one cares about orphans.
pkrerc 04-09-05, 01:26 PM	Just stick your immovable rod into her portable hole.
Aricandor 04-09-05, 02:48 PM	Just stick your immovable rod into her portable hole. That one is so low. :rolleyes:
Donacin 04-09-05, 04:45 PM	It would appear to be a potion of enlargement.
kuras 04-09-05, 05:33 PM	This was a quote from another player: "I wonder if the paladin gets his charge bonuses with his lance if he's riding the weretiger?"
rbingham2000 04-10-05, 02:35 AM	I can't believe no one mentioned the obvious: "Feel my Quivering Palm!"
Cantankerous 04-10-05, 08:38 AM	your a rather descriptive DM and evil :schemes: :inlove: therefore I give you a :cookie: *Bows and eats the cookie.*
jackeboy6 04-10-05, 10:00 AM	POkes siggy
jazzman831 07-30-05, 03:57 PM	I was going through my subscriptions and found this thread. It can't die!! I will now cast the board form of true res.... :bump:
Jayr 07-30-05, 04:12 PM	114: "How can his spear be better than mine? My spear is a greatspear! A magic greatspear! His is only a garden variety longspear!" 115: "Wanna feel my sword? It's glowing because I'm happy to see you."
deathmanalmighty 07-30-05, 04:39 PM	# 116- Elder Monk to monk student: "Time to show you the art of the Quivering Palm." # 117- Who wants the Amulet of Mighty Fisting?
rbrt_Spade 07-30-05, 04:41 PM	katanas being masterwork bastard swords than those ones on the htreads :)
WCH 07-30-05, 06:02 PM	"Well, my husband is out of town for the week, so let's get that rod of lordly might and salve of slipperiness out and do some adventuring."
angelshelper81 07-30-05, 10:25 PM	'The monk stunning fisted the horse. Wait a minute... that just sounds wrong.' ^ Me, recapping a chase scene for someone who wasn't there that session. :blush:
FrostyObsitnic 07-30-05, 11:02 PM	"I cast animate object on his big stick" And then later "Okay, the big stick will attempt to wriggle free"
RavenoftheCrags 07-31-05, 05:49 PM	47. This really happened! " You walk through the door and see a beautiful elven enchantress." " Right, I'll need some protection then."
Ruric 11-13-05, 04:49 PM	118 (I think)... "I cast Flesh To Stone on my 'party member.'" :rimshot:
Verdaloth 11-13-05, 09:16 PM	This happened one session when my friend made his first char... ninja: ill draw upon my inner power reserve and go invisible me: why in the name of jubilex are you doing that?! ninja: (meekly) i have to get into the basement somhow without being seen... me: why would you need to do that? ninja: i got a knocked out nymph down there and its time for some....interigation... party :rofl: the DM randomly threw crap on us...turned out that he had a character flaw (he got a bonus feat) but he was a control freak....
mrmoot 11-13-05, 09:37 PM	120. "My ***** is erect, and I want to have sex!"