1001 things that can happend when the pc is in prison [Archive] - Wizards Community

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coldfire_x

08-25-06, 09:21 AM
its my first 1001 things so i hope for a lot of post

1.the king and his body guards come to the pc cell ordering him "back to wall"
while they enter the cell the pc realize his cell has a secret way out to the swers

2.while the pc sitting in his cell{at night} he hear scary noises and littel steps but human going right to him{no bar door} after the steps stops near the door, the door slowly but noisefully opens-no one,the pc getting outside
and find none-no one thare
Deadninja352

08-25-06, 12:19 PM
3.the chief of police walks in puts on a gauntlet and says "let's get this over with" :eek:
SnowSage

08-25-06, 12:49 PM
4: They run into "Buba" the dwarven monk who's been in prison for FAAAAAR too long.
Romtos

08-25-06, 12:56 PM
5: The door seems to be an illusion.

6: There's one giant cell, containing hundreds of prisoners.

7: The rats seems to be super intelligent and have created a futural society right under your sleepingplank.
coldfire_x

08-25-06, 01:08 PM
7: The rats seems to be super intelligent and have created a futural society right under your sleepingplank

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kimokeo

08-25-06, 01:20 PM
8. Your father leans over to you and while crying he says, "it's not prison. It's marriage. You'll get used to it."

9. You discover your mistake to late. You've been going around town looking for your material component for Read Magic. You were just getting so frustrated that you finally grabbed a guard by the arm and demanded he show you were you can find a crystal clear prison. If only you didn't have a lisp.

10. You find yourself surrounded by a host of nymphs in your prison cell. Your wife just showed up with the bail money.

11. You discover your prison is actually a giant's privy.

12. This mobile tin can enters the prison through the wall and in a strange gravel voice you hear, "Exterminate....exterminate...."
coldfire_x

08-25-06, 01:25 PM
8. Your father leans over to you and while crying he says, "it's not prison. It's marriage. You'll get used to it."
and again

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. You find yourself surrounded by a host of nymphs in your prison cell. Your wife just showed up with the bail money.

damn like a dream something must happend in the good part!