Post/Author/DateTime	Post
WoT Fan 07-07-06, 05:51 PM	So lets hear them! 1001 ways to curse/swear. Any obsenities for DnD. However, we don't want the normal "arse" and "shite" we want DnD style curses. So, anything you heard that just fits the DnD world, won't offend anyone in THIS world, and is considered rude? Yes, they can be from other sources. 1. Fist of Kord! 2. Moridins Beard! 3. Mothers milk in a cup! 4. Blood and ashes!
bekeleven 07-07-06, 05:59 PM	5. "Elf's ears!" 6. "By the abyss..." 7. "Well, slap me with a shoe and call me a demigod!"
Vanguard 07-07-06, 06:03 PM	7. "Well, slap me with a shoe and call me a demigod!" Man i cant think of any right now but that one is a Great one!!!
WoT Fan 07-07-06, 06:23 PM	I can imagine a wee little gnome bard sitting there just told he inherited money "well slap me with a shoe and call me a demi-god, who'd have thunk it?"
stargate525 07-07-06, 06:35 PM	8. (when used on someone) May his beard WITHER! 9. Croppenmaggen!
Fiery Avenger 07-07-06, 07:23 PM	(In replacement of everyone's favorite four-letter S-Word) Scrag!
Golden Zealot 07-07-06, 07:23 PM	10. Herald of confoundedness!! (or confodditty) 11. By the bile of Nerull
Far_Traveler 07-07-06, 08:16 PM	12. By Grummsh's eye! 13. Ogre ****! 14. Dragon Dung
Archmage_Vall 07-07-06, 08:50 PM	15. May the troll that eats you get indigestion and vomit up your partially digested remains! 16. (Halfing to medium-sized creature) You giant! 17. (Dwarf to elf) You bald-faced, weak-wristed, tulip-tiptoeing fairy! 18. (Elf to dwarf from #17) Silence, peasant!
Secrets Untold 07-07-06, 10:07 PM	19) -To dragon- Io wants you ! 20) -Human to Dragon (or anything else)- It pains me to kill you, because Nerrul does not want you! 21) -Dragon's response to 20- It pains me to kill you, for Garyx shall be displeased that his talents are wasted! 22) -Draconic version of 14- Human dung.
Whisper_Swiftblade 07-07-06, 10:16 PM	23) oh, burn it all! 24) I hope you see every place there is in a dragon 25) curce your eyes, curce them!! 26) I hope you die with your beard full of vomimt and empty of ale. 27) What in a balor's wreched, twisted bouls...... I could do this for days if I needed to.
Amon_WinterfallIV 07-07-06, 10:48 PM	28. Son of a Medusa 29. You Orcish mongrel! 30. Less than a copper piece 31. Looks like a harpy, smells like a trog!
BRJN 07-07-06, 10:56 PM	32. (to a Bard): May your tongue fall out of your mouth. 33. (Bard replies): I add Poetic License (spell from Scarred Lands) to your reputation ... not to your credit. 34. You couldn't hit a flat-footed commoner if you had a readied sneak attack. From behind. At point-blank range. With surprise. There are some good curses (not cusses) in Testament. One for-instance: every time you pass a dog, it howls at you. edit: typoes
stargate525 07-07-06, 11:03 PM	35. May you die swifty by my hand, and not choking on a wad of your own vomit!
TwiddleStootch 07-07-06, 11:11 PM	36. Great Vorpal Bunny's Teeth!!!
tharivol266 07-07-06, 11:11 PM	36: your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries (or a variation because its really easy to make that one dirty) 37: may the flees of a thousand camels invade your tent tonight. 38: (to any but an orc) go kiss an orc 39: (to an orc) go kiss an elf
Sergikins 07-08-06, 03:13 PM	40) May you be shot. In the face. By a hammer.
icuall 07-08-06, 03:24 PM	37. "Orc Projectile Diarrhea! 38. "Smells like orc! 39. "Step off, cheese and crackers!
tharivol266 07-08-06, 03:41 PM	44) may several small primates hurl fecal matter in your general direction.
DecepticonHQ 07-09-06, 01:32 AM	45. By the Saint's cudgel! 46. By Pun-Pun's left dewclaw!
Lord_Canius 07-09-06, 02:02 AM	47. "If I had 10 platinum for every time you're an idiot, you'd still be an idiot." 48. "You're so dumb, you eat ogre soap!" (In my campaign world, ogres are accepted fairly common in normal society, but they use thier own dung for soap) 49. "Every time you breathe, Pelor kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens."
Zillah 07-09-06, 02:06 AM	{insert diety name here} dammit!!!
WoT Fan 07-09-06, 02:27 AM	{insert diety name here} dammit!!! Moridin damn it! Pelor damn it! Nerrule damn it! Kord damn it! Boccob damn it! Doesn't flow off the tounge very well
Ralvuimego 07-09-06, 03:31 AM	Kord damn it! That kinda sounds right... 50: I've known Eye Tyrants more sociable than you.:behold:
Griff 07-09-06, 08:56 AM	51: Quiet Knave!!!! or i'll stick my staff of the magi where the sun dont shine and kick you so hard you'l be kissin' Pelor's moustach a'fore the retributive strike tear's ya guts out!!!