Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Maxwell_Silverhammer 01-21-07, 11:38 AM	so the worst things while camping out or in an inn. 1. a pixie steals your pants. 2. a thief makes off with your valuables.
Regular_K 01-21-07, 11:42 AM	3. The inn gets lit on fire 4. You get Coup de Grace'd 5. Someone draws obscene pictures on your face.
Maxwell_Silverhammer 01-21-07, 12:04 PM	6. you snuggle up to one of your adventure buddies for warmth. 7. you wake up screaming (from a torture nightmare) and then embaressed try to calm down your friends. 8. you are eaten.
Radijs 01-21-07, 12:07 PM	9. Someone puts your hand inna bowl of lukewarm water. 10. Someone puts shaving soap on your hand and then tickles your nose with a feather.
Maxwell_Silverhammer 01-21-07, 12:09 PM	11. you awaken tied to a branch, hanging over a roaring fire.
WhiteRaven810 01-21-07, 12:59 PM	12.Chaotic/Neutral Barbarian run by the newb coup de graces you in your sleep. 13. Sword gets shoved up your bum. That one actually happened to me. As in me and not my character. It was that night I learned the fun way not to drink too fast and pass out before everybody else. 14. You wake up next to a 1 Charisma Half-Orc woman from the tavern last night.
JerBar 01-21-07, 02:02 PM	15. Your adventuring party has left without you (again). 16. The river you were sleeping next to is now all around you. 17. Nothing, absolutly nothing.
Samineru 01-21-07, 02:18 PM	18.Fail a DC 5 listen check.
JerBar 01-21-07, 02:28 PM	19. Fail a fort save.
freedeath 01-21-07, 03:10 PM	20) Brokeback Mountain.
Dm_Farble 01-21-07, 05:29 PM	21) A mind flayer eats your brain 22) Medusa petrifies you 23) You wake up in a room with 25 Mindflayers, 25 Beholders, next to a lake of aboleth mages. Oh and a duck.
Necrosis 01-21-07, 05:35 PM	24) Wake up been breathed on by a dragon 25) With a Kolbold greatsword in your brain 26) Pinned under the corspe of your friend's dead horse
Regular_K 01-21-07, 05:43 PM	27) You wake up to a loud brass band 28) Someone tracks mud all over your good sheets 29) You wake up in the street, when you were in an Inn
YamiSouru 01-21-07, 06:19 PM	30) you wake up in the body of one of your adventureing buddies and find out everyones soul was swapped around. 31) wake up the other gender 32) 30+31 happen and you realise you adventureing group has a importent meeting with a contact in a few hours.
Deekin 01-21-07, 06:22 PM	33. Quori.
Sajek 01-21-07, 07:06 PM	34. Someone traces explosive runes...on your face. 35. You wake up with your bum hurting and a hobbo passed out on the floor next to you. 36. As soon as your characters wakes up, the DM says "Ok, roll initiative."
Necrosis 01-21-07, 07:21 PM	37. You wake half drunk on your face in the grass, theres 5 dollars under your nose, your pants have been pulled down around your ankles and you butt hurts like you've been kicked in the ass. just on a persoanl note I know someone who would do this above to coma-tose drunks for the h@ll of it.
Ragix 01-21-07, 07:28 PM	38. Wake up with two heads. 39. Wake up gelatinous 40. Wake up with tentacles for arms 41. Not wake up at all 42. Get attacked by dwarves.
mcnoo 01-21-07, 07:31 PM	43) Someone commits a crime somewhere and you get accused of it. "Where was I? Why I was at home, asleep, on my own. No, really..."
metamind 01-21-07, 07:52 PM	44) Wet the bed. How could you miss that?!?
jera 01-21-07, 08:01 PM	45. wake up inside of a bag of holding. This actualy happened to one of my halfling players once. 46. ZOMBIE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! 47. Having the entire party jizz in your hair. (Dont fall asleep at an allnight DnD session full of teenage dudes.)
StrangeGuy 01-21-07, 08:10 PM	48) A badger (yes! a badger!) climbs up your horses leg, opens your saddlebags and steals/ruins all of your food....without you getting a listen check. (I got my DM back by having my character ( a Knight, who now that I think back, wasn't really that good of a knight) picket a Mercenary guild (with the assistance of my dwarf fighter buddy, whose "waterskin" was full of anything but water...) because they didn't pay him for delivering something (so what if the "Urgent rations" got there after the food was spoiled it wasn't HIS fault)... needless to say, the campaign was scrapped soon afterwards...) 49)A Great wyrm dragon stumbles upon you in your sleep and decides you're just his type.
mcnoo 01-21-07, 08:14 PM	46. ZOMBIE'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Did you mean zombies, or they awake to find they are surrounded by a swarm of exclamation marks belonging to a zombie?
RorixBladewing 01-21-07, 08:39 PM	50) You realise the rather uncomfortable bed you've been sleeing on was actually a mimic which you are now stuck to. 51) Anything at all involving a kender. 52) You don't wake up. 53) The Dm asks you to roll initiative before you're awake.
Necrosis 01-21-07, 10:06 PM	54) How could I forget-Dreams of damantion and portent muwhahaha, not only informative, but they inflict sanity damage dependign on how the PC's behave in said dreams. PC jumps in lake of fire confronting a demon in a dream?-PC's body spontanously combusts with blue flames, if hes lucky a companion has made their will save and managed to wake up to put him out :).
ZolDarklock 01-21-07, 11:00 PM	module: Curse of the Azure Bonds... you wake up with a strange tatooe on your arm
TheCrawlingSpleen 01-21-07, 11:27 PM	55.) Someone places a spoon in your mouth.* 56.) Someone glues your hand to a beer mug.* 57.) Can you say "itching powder?"* 58.) You discover upon waking that, while asleep, you sold your soul. To a Far Realm entity. For five copper pieces. *Supernatural reference.
TheChilliGod 01-21-07, 11:31 PM	60: I'm pretty sure Dominate would work on you if you're asleep. If not, I call house-rule for the sheer happiness of it! 61: You wake up in a different place to which you fell asleep. 62: Lycanthropy kicked in last night... Urgh... 63: You just so happen to be a vampire. And you didn't bother to pull the sheets over your head before you went to sleep under the stars. :eek: 64: You find a dog sitting on your chest looking at you. 65: Sorry, I meant a worg. Not a dog.
Solid_Saladin 01-22-07, 12:43 AM	66. Wake up in the capital Drow city in the Underdark. 67. Get stabbed by a lich who appears in your dream only to wake up and find you have been stabbed in the same spot in real life.