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Apocolypse_77 07-13-07, 12:44 PM	I just thought it would be fun if people listed some of their funny or nonsensical methods for BBEG to destroy the world, but lets try to keep them funny. 1. BBEG purchases 1 everfull magic bottle of water (i know such an item exists i just forget the exact name) trecks up the highest mountain around and sets the bottle to GUSH and turns it on its side. BBEG- HAHAHAHA in 10 000 years the material plane will be nothing but water. minions guard that bottle for the next 10 000 years.
Malcaor 07-13-07, 12:48 PM	BBEG attempts to build a giant sand castle so he can kick it in everyone elses face.
tonabricks 07-13-07, 12:52 PM	3.) BBEG Spends whole campaign finding magic items that extend range of spells that will stack. "HAHA! One more ring of double length and I can fire a Magic Missle into the sun causing a supernova that will wipe out this planet.
Potato Weasel 07-13-07, 01:19 PM	4) With fire and lots of it. 5) Weasels, and lots of them. 6) BBEG researches epic spell 'burn DM's notes' 7) Open a gate to the far realm, prepare for tentacular goodness 8) Open your worlds first Starbucks, then wait. It's only a matter of time before they reach critical mass. 9) Tell a group of adventurer's how much xp they'd get for destroying the world. 10) Houserule that three nat 20's on a sunder instantly breaks an object. Wait.
zelf_gale 07-13-07, 03:07 PM	11) Show a picture of Ted the Mindflayer at the WOTC company fry-up to every paladin in the world driving every last lawful good person insane.
darkneolink 07-13-07, 03:12 PM	12 gets acces to dimension door putting one at 30ft from him and the other one high on the sky (in such a way that if he launches something through the first door it will fall in such a way that will keep going between the doors) then he launches something (a small rock or even a club will suffice... amybe a coin) and makes it build up speed when is fast enough he dismisses the spell and let the object of doom destroy the world on impact
RobbyPants 07-13-07, 03:15 PM	13) Find the plantet's self destruct button under the roots of the world tree. 14) Get a reeeallly long fire-immune chain with a fire-immune grapple, and give it to a reeeallly strong munchkined (N)PC. Have him pull the world into the sun.
DX2052 07-13-07, 03:23 PM	15)become Pun-Pun 16)Put a Portable hole at the worlds center and toss a bag of holding in.
Satyrus 07-13-07, 03:38 PM	17. Create a portal to the elemental plane of water and then cast reverse gravity and make it permanent and watch the world become a second plane of water.
OatsMalone 07-13-07, 06:25 PM	12 gets acces to dimension door putting one at 30ft from him and the other one high on the sky (in such a way that if he launches something through the first door it will fall in such a way that will keep going between the doors) then he launches something (a small rock or even a club will suffice... amybe a coin) and makes it build up speed when is fast enough he dismisses the spell and let the object of doom destroy the world on impact Technically, that wouldn't work with just a club or coin; those objects would reach critical velocity at somewhere below 100 mph and stay at that speed. If magnets were involved... well... you've just established the world-kill railgun.
HellflameArcanite 07-13-07, 06:50 PM	What's critical velocity?
Lincoln Hills 07-13-07, 06:53 PM	18. Invent gunpowder, and then get it into the hands of the PCs. I'm not entirely clear on what natural law makes this happen, but inevitably, PCs with explosives will blow up the world.
Alexeduardo 07-13-07, 07:34 PM	19- creates an army of winged, demigod, shapechanging, vampire, weretiger, Kobold 20-level wizards 20- creates a spell to make the druid level 20, the druid no longer needs the party, he sends a succubs to (this bit of the post was transferred to the mature topics board) until she convinces him to become evil. The druid takes over the world. when he thinks he is omnipotent he painfully realizes that the BBEG is a cleric...
Vastiel 07-13-07, 07:44 PM	21. Give the PC's a atom bomb but hope they roll a low int check and figure its candy dispenser 22. Heavy Rain. Lots of it. We're talking Noah's ark type rain people.
Sajek 07-13-07, 08:53 PM	This is a crazy metamagic trick someone did on the CO boards. The radius is only seventy miles (at minimum CL), but it could destroy a city. Several people working together could easily wipe out a continent. Step 1: Take the Snowcasting feat (Frostburn) and apply it to Locate City (RoD). This gives it the [cold] descriptor. Step 2: Now that it has the cold descriptor, apply Flash Frost (CompArc?) to the Snowcasting Locate City. This makes it do 2 damage to everything in the area, which is 10 miles per level. Step 3: Apply Energy Substitution (CompArc) to the Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate city, turning the cold damage into electricity. Step 4: Now that it deals electricity damage, you can use Born of the Three Thunders (PhB II) to make the spell deal half electricity, half sonic damage. More importantly, your Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City now allows a reflex save for half damage, which lets you... Step 5: ...apply Explosive Spell to this mess. This makes the spell force an additional reflex save or be driven back to the extreme edge of its radius, making the subjects take 1d6 damage per ten feet travelled. The spell has a radius of seventy miles. Your Explosive Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City deals about 36,960d6 damage, plus another 5,280d6 per caster level. Best of all, all that only takes up a fourth level spell slot, so the average person could pull it off at about level seven. That also means you can have a wand of it... :bigeyes:
glorfon 07-13-07, 09:59 PM	23 8.3 million squirrels+16.9 tons of viagra=a troubling end of the world.
darkdrgon2136 07-13-07, 10:11 PM	24.A meteor, summoned by the BBEG, who has a large sword and an inferiority complex with his mother. 25.World gets eaten by evil extra-planar being, once again sumoned by the BBEG. 26.With Funk(TM), the one way to use an evil bard Ill give a cookie to the person who gets the inspiration for the first one, and a whole cookiejar to whoever gets the second one
Uratoh 07-13-07, 10:27 PM	24.A meteor, summoned by the BBEG, who has a large sword and an inferiority complex with his mother. 25.World gets eaten by evil extra-planar being, once again sumoned by the BBEG. 26.With Funk(TM), the one way to use an evil bard Ill give a cookie to the person who gets the inspiration for the first one, and a whole cookiejar to whoever gets the second one #1: What? Sephiroth. #2: there are far, far too many occurances of this to even count. You'd need to be more specific.
TwiddleStootch 07-13-07, 10:38 PM	This is a crazy metamagic trick someone did on the CO boards. The radius is only seventy miles (at minimum CL), but it could destroy a city. Several people working together could easily wipe out a continent. Step 1: Take the Snowcasting feat (Frostburn) and apply it to Locate City (RoD). This gives it the [cold] descriptor. Step 2: Now that it has the cold descriptor, apply Flash Frost (CompArc?) to the Snowcasting Locate City. This makes it do 2 damage to everything in the area, which is 10 miles per level. Step 3: Apply Energy Substitution (CompArc) to the Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate city, turning the cold damage into electricity. Step 4: Now that it deals electricity damage, you can use Born of the Three Thunders (PhB II) to make the spell deal half electricity, half sonic damage. More importantly, your Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City now allows a reflex save for half damage, which lets you... Step 5: ...apply Explosive Spell to this mess. This makes the spell force an additional reflex save or be driven back to the extreme edge of its radius, making the subjects take 1d6 damage per ten feet travelled. The spell has a radius of seventy miles. Your Explosive Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City deals about 36,960d6 damage, plus another 5,280d6 per caster level. Best of all, all that only takes up a fourth level spell slot, so the average person could pull it off at about level seven. That also means you can have a wand of it... :bigeyes: I don't care if you didn't do this, you still win this thread!
mikeymichaelmike 07-14-07, 08:38 AM	easiest way to destroy the world. 1. place one orb of disintergration into another....bye bye Mikey:D
RobbyPants 07-14-07, 11:01 AM	27) Follow these simple steps: Get a group of several high level PCs together (above 15th level) Have them go around collecting all number of magical items and artifacts. ??? Profit! Wait, that wouldn't work...:thinks: 28) The world is an object, right? So it must have some (high) amount of HP, and probably a hardness of 8 (for stone). Just get a bunch of people together with adamantine picks and swords and axes. After a looooong time, the world will run out of HP. Just keep all those casters with mending away from the planet.
Peregrine_Wolf 07-14-07, 11:48 AM	You'd need only one person.....a level (insert ungodly high number here) Barbarian with every single rage enhancing feat/item/whatever out there. Have him rage and power sunder attack(can you even do that?) the world for full. Give him true strike just to make sure he hits =P I think then he would greater cleave himself XD Oh, btw, critical velocity is when an object reaches the highest speed possible for its size, density, and mass. Not 100% sure that's the exact definition, but it's close enough to understand.
MasonMurdoc 07-14-07, 11:53 AM	24.A meteor, summoned by the BBEG, who has a large sword and an inferiority complex with his mother. 25.World gets eaten by evil extra-planar being, once again sumoned by the BBEG. 26.With Funk(TM), the one way to use an evil bard Ill give a cookie to the person who gets the inspiration for the first one, and a whole cookiejar to whoever gets the second one Would that be The Silver Surfer as the BBEG, and Galactus being the extra-planar being?
Commodore 07-14-07, 01:07 PM	12 gets acces to dimension door putting one at 30ft from him and the other one high on the sky (in such a way that if he launches something through the first door it will fall in such a way that will keep going between the doors) then he launches something (a small rock or even a club will suffice... amybe a coin) and makes it build up speed when is fast enough he dismisses the spell and let the object of doom destroy the world on impact Air resistance.
fun2223 07-14-07, 01:15 PM	Give the PCs some enriched uranium... (more fun letting them make the bomb the just giving it to them)
Braekor Dragonfang 07-14-07, 02:12 PM	25 = Lavos? 31. find Minsc, and kill Boo, prepare for impending world shattering rage
Rabid Dire Wolverine 07-14-07, 05:09 PM	Definitely the simplest way would be one of many uses of polymorph any object. Namely, making yourself incorporeal (so you can survive the many issues of being in space), and turning the world into a sheet of parchment, which you then cast magic missile on. Even simpler would be to turn something like a bunny or a pebble into a black hole. If you had any interest in surviving, you could turn yourself into the black hole. Or, you could turn the world into a radionuclide, which would then decay. Or turn it into antimatter, etc. etc. Any of these tactics would only require a level 15 wizard, or any arcane caster or Use Magic Device skill user with an appropriate scroll, which would cost only 3200 gp.
fun2223 07-14-07, 09:05 PM	^ Would any of that be possible... I know the polymorph spells are kind of limited... and i dont feel like moving to find the players handbook...
shadzar 07-14-07, 09:12 PM	Mother: Son its time to put your toys away and go to bed. Supreme God of the world: 5 more minutes Mom? Mother: No, do it now. Son: oh ok. DM: even though it is midday the sky starts to darken and it starts getting cold. soon there is no light and a terrible quake covers the ground shaking everything from the core of the planet to the heavens. PCs: :eek:
Sci_fi__Messiah 07-14-07, 09:27 PM	Cut-scene.
Ridureyu 07-14-07, 09:42 PM	Summon the Snarl. Really, you all should be ashamed that it took you so long to think of this.
carcrazy202 07-14-07, 09:54 PM	Give the PCs some enriched uranium... (more fun letting them make the bomb the just giving it to them) I can't remember where but some one acually did this. Then posted here asking about what he should do to prevent his players from breaking his game. wow... some people are stupid. :P
Corpsekin 07-14-07, 10:01 PM	define destroy, it would be easy to wipe out all life on a world by 32.(i think) letting a cleric control a wraith and then comaninding it to command the wriaths it spawns so you can create and control, indirectly, an infinite number of wraiths then have said wraiths hunt down every living creature 33.orb of storms, lots of them make it realy hot, then use storm of vengence droughts would occur then you pour acid on the area 34.use polymorph any object to turn a pebble into a mountain while a few hundred feet up in the air on a carpet of flying, should create some fairly large earthquakes
DarkflameX 07-14-07, 11:41 PM	divide by zero 1/0 OH SHI-
darkdrgon2136 07-15-07, 12:03 AM	[QUOTE=Braekor Dragonfang;13070890]25 = Lavos? yup have your cookie jar :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: and the person who gussed sephy is right too:cookie:
KillerVole 07-15-07, 12:12 AM	35. Summon Waldorf (I just heard about this guy here: http://www.enworld.org/archive/index.php/t-180177.html) 36. Polymorph into a beholder, then disintegrate the world, one 10 foot cube at a time!
Fluffykins0 07-15-07, 05:10 PM	37. Pollution. It'll take a good deal of time, but just have the BBEG have all his minions use styrofoam or some such.
FoolForThought 07-15-07, 05:27 PM	38) Have the BBEG find the local G.W.B. and make him the next pres....uh I mean king and watch the horror.:D
OneWinged4ngel 07-15-07, 05:27 PM	This is a crazy metamagic trick someone did on the CO boards. The radius is only seventy miles (at minimum CL), but it could destroy a city. Several people working together could easily wipe out a continent. Step 1: Take the Snowcasting feat (Frostburn) and apply it to Locate City (RoD). This gives it the [cold] descriptor. Step 2: Now that it has the cold descriptor, apply Flash Frost (CompArc?) to the Snowcasting Locate City. This makes it do 2 damage to everything in the area, which is 10 miles per level. Step 3: Apply Energy Substitution (CompArc) to the Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate city, turning the cold damage into electricity. Step 4: Now that it deals electricity damage, you can use Born of the Three Thunders (PhB II) to make the spell deal half electricity, half sonic damage. More importantly, your Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City now allows a reflex save for half damage, which lets you... Step 5: ...apply Explosive Spell to this mess. This makes the spell force an additional reflex save or be driven back to the extreme edge of its radius, making the subjects take 1d6 damage per ten feet travelled. The spell has a radius of seventy miles. Your Explosive Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City deals about 36,960d6 damage, plus another 5,280d6 per caster level. Best of all, all that only takes up a fourth level spell slot, so the average person could pull it off at about level seven. That also means you can have a wand of it... :bigeyes: ...Win...
Thegans 07-15-07, 08:00 PM	38) Have the BBEG find the local G.W.B. and make him the next pres....uh I mean king and watch the horror.:D Don't forget the warring barbarian tribes that hate each other, and the really old person that controls a bunch of blighters.
kyeudo 07-15-07, 09:17 PM	This is a crazy metamagic trick someone did on the CO boards. The radius is only seventy miles (at minimum CL), but it could destroy a city. Several people working together could easily wipe out a continent. Step 1: Take the Snowcasting feat (Frostburn) and apply it to Locate City (RoD). This gives it the [cold] descriptor. Step 2: Now that it has the cold descriptor, apply Flash Frost (CompArc?) to the Snowcasting Locate City. This makes it do 2 damage to everything in the area, which is 10 miles per level. Step 3: Apply Energy Substitution (CompArc) to the Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate city, turning the cold damage into electricity. Step 4: Now that it deals electricity damage, you can use Born of the Three Thunders (PhB II) to make the spell deal half electricity, half sonic damage. More importantly, your Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City now allows a reflex save for half damage, which lets you... Step 5: ...apply Explosive Spell to this mess. This makes the spell force an additional reflex save or be driven back to the extreme edge of its radius, making the subjects take 1d6 damage per ten feet travelled. The spell has a radius of seventy miles. Your Explosive Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City deals about 36,960d6 damage, plus another 5,280d6 per caster level. Best of all, all that only takes up a fourth level spell slot, so the average person could pull it off at about level seven. That also means you can have a wand of it... :bigeyes: Actualy, this deals more damage, since D&D uses a 6000 ft mile. This can be deduced from table 9-3 on page 162 by doing some math. The actual damage is 42000d6 damage plus 6000d6 per caster level.
Femme_Undead_Lover 07-17-07, 10:58 PM	39. Make your Gods bored... 40. Your BBEG it's a clone of Sephiroth (FF7), and wants to cast a meteor.
Drausktanchache 07-17-07, 11:03 PM	#(next number here): Create your Dnd world on windows and watch it destroy itself...
ed_zero 07-17-07, 11:27 PM	#41 Your mighty BBEG tired of waiting uses all his metamagiks and skill to cast a mighty Enlarge an Enlarged ENLARGEEED ENLARGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED magic missile towards the sky... The magic missile goes out the orbit... seven days latter The planet is invaded by aliens that kill everything on sight because some idiot damaged an starship and destroyed it. --- #42 Technology advances... time passes... And an insane dwarf begins creating cars of holding! yes a car that can store insane amount of things inside while keeping the driver comfortable And then an insane gnome makes the invention better making TRAILERS OF HOLDING! so that we can transport obscene amount of materials and things from one place to another THEN the dwarf creates the ULTIMATE HUMMER OF HOLDING! WOW A halfling buys it and drives it inside the trailer you get the figure. The world gets sucked in a massive implossion! lol
Generic_NPC 07-18-07, 04:29 AM	Through any means necessary (mass casting of some force effect, excessively-high strength build, giant lever with many immovable rods, etc), propel the earth toward any other stellar body. The earth is now your ammunition. If it hits, it is instantly destroyed, if it misses, there still exists the 50% chance that it will be destroyed.
Fwib 07-18-07, 01:28 PM	This is a crazy metamagic trick someone did on the CO boards. The radius is only seventy miles (at minimum CL), but it could destroy a city. Several people working together could easily wipe out a continent. Step 1: Take the Snowcasting feat (Frostburn) and apply it to Locate City (RoD). This gives it the [cold] descriptor. Step 2: Now that it has the cold descriptor, apply Flash Frost (CompArc?) to the Snowcasting Locate City. This makes it do 2 damage to everything in the area, which is 10 miles per level. Step 3: Apply Energy Substitution (CompArc) to the Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate city, turning the cold damage into electricity. Step 4: Now that it deals electricity damage, you can use Born of the Three Thunders (PhB II) to make the spell deal half electricity, half sonic damage. More importantly, your Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City now allows a reflex save for half damage, which lets you... Step 5: ...apply Explosive Spell to this mess. This makes the spell force an additional reflex save or be driven back to the extreme edge of its radius, making the subjects take 1d6 damage per ten feet travelled. The spell has a radius of seventy miles. Your Explosive Born of Three Thunders Energy Substitutioned Flash Frost Snowcasting Locate City deals about 36,960d6 damage, plus another 5,280d6 per caster level. Best of all, all that only takes up a fourth level spell slot, so the average person could pull it off at about level seven. That also means you can have a wand of it... :bigeyes:I was thinking about this trick today, and I realised that it doesn't work :( Either because a) You can't apply explosive spell to it (not a cone, cylinder, line or burst), or.. b) Since the spell lacks the 'Target:' line, it has no targets, and so the damage applies to nothing, so nothing has to make the saves, so nothing can fail the saves and nothing can be ejected. :( On the other hand, a 2nd level spell that forces all moving creatures within 10 miles per caster level to make a check or fall down is not to be sneezed at. Anyone know the original source of the trick? [edit]Also, the caster would need to be spontaneous, rather than memorised, since Snowcasting isn't a metamagic.
DoveArrow 07-18-07, 02:20 PM	Use one of the methods described in this guy's blog: How to destroy the Earth (http://qntm.org/destroy)
Eagle1993 07-18-07, 03:21 PM	Not sure what number we are on... Step 1: Steel Underpants. Step 2: ? Step 3: Destroy the world.
DaidojiTaidoru 07-18-07, 03:34 PM	I was thinking about this trick today, and I realised that it doesn't work :( Either because a) You can't apply explosive spell to it (not a cone, cylinder, line or burst), or.. b) Since the spell lacks the 'Target:' line, it has no targets, and so the damage applies to nothing, so nothing has to make the saves, so nothing can fail the saves and nothing can be ejected. :( On the other hand, a 2nd level spell that forces all moving creatures within 10 miles per caster level to make a check or fall down is not to be sneezed at. Anyone know the original source of the trick? [edit]Also, the caster would need to be spontaneous, rather than memorised, since Snowcasting isn't a metamagic. 1 - Charop is still debating whether or not the qualifiers are examples or a strict list (something that effects everything in 100' from a point (caster) is somewhat of a burst, but also might not be...) 2 - The damage occurs to everything in the area of the spell, so 2 points of damage does occur to everything in the AOE. Save for half. 3 - You can metamagic rod it too probably if you aren't a spontaneous caster. The original used Apocalypse from the Sky and was totally legit under all interpretations, but that's a 9th level spell, and thus not as amusing as blowing up everything with a 1st level spell.
Peregrine_Wolf 07-18-07, 04:18 PM	Hmmm.....you could always go to the center of the earth and cast a lot of cold spells on teh core =)
Alltat 07-18-07, 04:33 PM	Step 1: Get lots of bags of holding. Step 2: Start shovelling dirt, rocks, and anything else within reach into them. Step 3: Keep going until the world consists of only a whole lot of bags of holding. Oh, btw, critical velocity is when an object reaches the highest speed possible for its size, density, and mass. Not 100% sure that's the exact definition, but it's close enough to understand. Almost, you just missed that it's only applies if the object is moving through something, such as the atmosphere. The faster an object goes, the higher the air resistance becomes (pretty trivial). Eventually you'll reach a speed where the air resistance equals the gravitic pull, meaning you won't go any faster no matter how long or far you fall. Through any means necessary (mass casting of some force effect, excessively-high strength build, giant lever with many immovable rods, etc), propel the earth toward any other stellar body. The earth is now your ammunition. If it hits, it is instantly destroyed, if it misses, there still exists the 50% chance that it will be destroyed. I'm sure there's some way to abuse that rule without having to go through all the trouble of actually launching the world at some other planet.
Soluphobe 07-18-07, 04:39 PM	I'd like to clarify the Dimension Door trick (read is somewhere in the TO board). Get a glass box. Put a penny in said box. Close the box, then pull a vacuum on it (easy even without magic). Cast Teleportation Circle inside the box, with the output ring (one inch in radius) two inches above the input ring, which is below the penny. The penny falls, enters input ring, reappears two inches higher, and falls more - increasing velocity. Cast Permanency on the Teleportation Circle. Drop the box in a variant time plane (Say 1000 : 1 ratio). Wait a minute or two. Retrieve box. The penny is now traveling at quite near light speed, and thus has insane mass. Drop the box from a building. Get the Heck out of there, because the resulting explosion is sufficient to destroy a few galaxies at the least! Oh, and the Locate City bomb has been replaced with Find the Temple. Something like a radius of 40 miles/CL. You get the picture.
Ace_of_Night 07-18-07, 05:10 PM	#48 (or so): Have all the deities come together in a big meeting in which they decide that the multiverse is better off without earth being in the material plane, so they unleash their combined wrath upon it.
Fwib 07-18-07, 05:32 PM	1 - Charop is still debating whether or not the qualifiers are examples or a strict list (something that effects everything in 100' from a point (caster) is somewhat of a burst, but also might not be...) 2 - The damage occurs to everything in the area of the spell, so 2 points of damage does occur to everything in the AOE. Save for half. 3 - You can metamagic rod it too probably if you aren't a spontaneous caster. The original used Apocalypse from the Sky and was totally legit under all interpretations, but that's a 9th level spell, and thus not as amusing as blowing up everything with a 1st level spell.1) OK, if any area is ruled to be allowed, that's fine, my main problem is with 2) 2) Flash Frost Spell says: "<deals>...damage to all targets in the area..." Locate City has no targets, so nothing takes the damage. Born of the Three Thunders only applies the saves to "...creatures that take damage from the spell..." so no saves. Explosive spell only ejects creatures that fail their reflex save. No targets -> no damage -> no saves -> no ejection. :( Even if you want to say that Locate City implicitly has targets, the only possible ones are cities. Cities are not creatures, so no damage, etc etc. 3) Can't you only use one metamagic rod at once? In any case, not a serious problem. ...and finally - yeah, having to wait to be able to cast 9th level spells (requiring artifacts as material components) puts a bite in the plans for world destruction :)
Apocolypse_77 07-18-07, 07:00 PM	I'd like to clarify the Dimension Door trick (read is somewhere in the TO board). Get a glass box. Put a penny in said box. Close the box, then pull a vacuum on it (easy even without magic). Cast Teleportation Circle inside the box, with the output ring (one inch in radius) two inches above the input ring, which is below the penny. The penny falls, enters input ring, reappears two inches higher, and falls more - increasing velocity. Cast Permanency on the Teleportation Circle. Drop the box in a variant time plane (Say 1000 : 1 ratio). Wait a minute or two. Retrieve box. The penny is now traveling at quite near light speed, and thus has insane mass. Drop the box from a building. Get the Heck out of there, because the resulting explosion is sufficient to destroy a few galaxies at the least! Oh, and the Locate City bomb has been replaced with Find the Temple. Something like a radius of 40 miles/CL. You get the picture. technically with a perfect vacuum inside of it (and you would need a perfect vaccum for this plan) the glass box would implode due to pressure.
Khan2000 07-18-07, 07:43 PM	whatever number we're up to) The Dread Gazebo
matuty74 07-18-07, 07:51 PM	50) a) Open up the portal to an Plane of Ice b) Summon Rek's Yggdrasill's Star Sized Great Ball of Hail c) Have said ball of hail crash into planet of chose d) Watch what happens In theory, the star sized ball of hail will ether deal massive damage to a planet or destroy it outright.
wal9000 07-18-07, 08:07 PM	Summon the Snarl. Really, you all should be ashamed that it took you so long to think of this. It's not that we didn't think of it, it would just end up being a whole long quest about a bunch of well defended gates and take too long. If I was going for "101 ways to destroy the pantheon" I'd be tempted to use your suggestion. How about putting the world in a really big bag of holding and puncturing it from the inside? I believe the contents are lost forever. A Heward's Handy Haversack would probably work better, because worn items can resize themselves to fit larger characters. Just find someone really big to put it on.
soulnova 07-19-07, 12:01 AM	[QUOTE=Braekor Dragonfang;13070890]25 = Lavos? yup have your cookie jar :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: and the person who gussed sephy is right too:cookie: Erh... Darkdrgon... Im very sorry, but Lavos wasnt Summoned to the world. He fell in the prehistoric era... no one summoned him then. Magus only wanted to call him so he could destroy Lavos himself. But then crono and frog came and.... buu buuu Remember Ayla saying the meaning of Lavos? Big-Fire? La-Vos.
Andorxor 07-19-07, 01:21 AM	51. Turn it into a d20 1. Persude the the DM that collosal is the maximal size category 2. Get a Level 32 Cleric to cast Animate Object on the world 3. It counts now as a creature.Poly any it into permanently into a animated pebble. 4. Wait till Animate ends.Fabricate the pebble into a d20. 5. Play DnD with the dice
Ace_of_Night 07-19-07, 03:48 AM	51. Turn it into a d20 1. Persude the the DM that collosal is the maximal size category 2. Get a Level 32 Cleric to cast Animate Object on the world 3. It counts now as a creature.Poly any it into permanently into a animated pebble. 4. Wait till Animate ends.Fabricate the pebble into a d20. 5. Play DnD with the dice The problem with this is that when the earth becomes a pebble, you don't have any air to breathe anymore, so you can't really wait 'til Animate ends.
Generic_NPC 07-19-07, 04:02 AM	[B][U]1. Persude the the DM that collosal is the maximal size category Yeah! Summon transforming robots from the future to harvest the earth's energon from the past. I can see it all now:) . . .
Andorxor 07-19-07, 07:37 AM	The problem with this is that when the earth becomes a pebble, you don't have any air to breathe anymore, so you can't really wait 'til Animate ends. A level 32 cleric should have means to survive in space.
Ace_of_Night 07-19-07, 07:39 AM	A level 32 cleric shouldn't strife to destroy earth, rather dominate it :P But you're probably right.
Andorxor 07-19-07, 07:42 AM	He don't destroys the world.He creates a dice to play DnD.Playing DnD is more important than worlddominance. ;)
BaldTune 07-20-07, 12:38 PM	1)With the assistance of high level Bards, create global hysteria about a condition which is inadequately studied and documented. 2)Use this hysteria to help establish a totalitarian government disguised cleverly as a "for your own good" style Collectivist world rule, preferably fronted by a petty, jealous little man, his Dolores Umbridge-esque wife, and drug-addled son. 3) Wait it out. Starvation and pogroms to taste.