About Ted the 'flayer.... [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Zombayz1

04-07-06, 07:37 PM
WHERE THE HELL DID TED ORIGINATE!?!?!
Can someone post a link?
Starman IX

04-07-06, 07:42 PM
Seriously, he needs a Wikipedia article. Pun-Pun has one, why not Ted?
Tempest Stormwind

04-07-06, 07:56 PM
Because Pun-Pun creates more of a stir.

Ted the Mind Flayer started, as near as I can gather, in a thread discussing the various things Mialee is looking at in Complete Arcane's Prestige Class chapter art (she's reading a book and recoiling in shock. I personally think this was because she realized how overpoweringly strong much (but not all) of that book was, but that's just me). It was a 1001 thread.

A recurring gag was to do something like this:

4: Compromising pictures of Tordek.
5: Compromising pictures of herself.
6: 4 and 5 together.
7: ...with a mind flayer giving a thumbs-up in the background.


That illithid gag showed up so often that, as near as I can tell, they dubbed him "Ted".

I don't have a link, though it's on the Spells and Magic forum.
Count Arioch the 28th

04-07-06, 08:36 PM
. I personally think this was because she realized how overpoweringly strong much (but not all) of that book was, but that's just me).


Then both you and Mialee need to be shown the PHB. Especially the section marked "Druids".
BeyondFated

04-07-06, 10:00 PM
I'll confess, I am the originator of Ted (Full name Teddicus Tule Torander). At least, I named him. Ted is the Intermediate God of Madness, and Patron god of Mindflayers. He even a viable god to put in your cosmology. Theres a thread with more detailed stats and backstory (written by me). I'll try to scrounge it up...

-EDIT-
Haha! Found it! Behold, Ted! (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=563477&page=1)

A good thing to do, if your going to incorporate him as a serious evil god, si to remove the thumbs up and frying pan. Other than that, he makes for one baddass god of madness, if I do say so myself.
Tempest Stormwind

04-08-06, 12:31 AM
Then both you and Mialee need to be shown the PHB. Especially the section marked "Druids".
I'm an experienced optimizer, thank you. I'm well aware of the druid's power. I was referring to things like Persistent Spell, the Thought Bottle, the Initiate of the Sevenfold Veil, and so on. You can't ignore context when stating power levels -- otherwise the answer to every single "help me make my character better" question would be "Play Pun-Pun."
Rickiel

04-08-06, 12:35 AM
Oh great, now I gotta go and make yet ANOTHER pic of Ted now!

As if I didn't have enough projects to keep me busy already.
Starman IX

04-08-06, 12:42 AM
How did Ted get associated with bacon and frying?
ressurrector

04-08-06, 05:46 AM
:thumbsup: :ayyyy!: :dancin: :w00t: :shocked: :thumbsup:
Burgundy Lotus

04-08-06, 08:35 AM
(Full name Teddicus Tule Torander)

Then shouldn't his name be Tedd?
Planar Wanderer

04-08-06, 10:34 AM
This (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=560549) is the thread where ted originated, all (or nearly all) questions related to Ted can be found within (please note there may be some disturbing mental imagery in the linked thread, as would be expected from the thread that spawned Ted *gives the thumbs up* :cool: )
BeyondFated

04-08-06, 11:07 AM
Then shouldn't his name be Tedd?
I was wondering if anyone would get that reference. Have a :cookie:
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How did Ted get associated with bacon and frying?
It was either WeZil or Khael's doing. Someone mentioned a fry-up (I'm still not completely sure what that is) and it went from there. Its not supposed to be a big part of who Ted is, but its what the people wanted...
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Oh great, now I gotta go and make yet ANOTHER pic of Ted now!

As if I didn't have enough projects to keep me busy already.
Rockin! You have to let me know when it's done!
General_Ridley

04-08-06, 04:10 PM
as far as Ted's progeny goes, all credit to Mialee being his daughter is mine.