"Steve" players? [Archive] - Wizards Community

"Steve" players? [Archive] - Wizards Community

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savagetroll
06-15-07, 01:53 PM What does it mean when someone refers to a fellow gamer as "steve" when thats not really his name? Can I have some examples so I know how to spot this type of person.
Far_Traveler
06-15-07, 02:26 PM Whenever someone is beign a really big douchebag, you say this:

"Steve, your being a douchebag, stop it." Then, you use the magic +4 folding chair of steve bane to whack him upside the head. repeat as needed.

Thus, a Steve is a really big douchebag, and you must identify them as a Steve to make the folding chair able to bypass the DR/Epic that the douchebag template provides.
CryoSilver
06-15-07, 02:32 PM Whenever someone is beign a really big douchebag, you say this:

"Steve, your being a douchebag, stop it." Then, you use the magic +4 folding chair of steve bane to whack him upside the head. repeat as needed.

Thus, a Steve is a really big douchebag, and you must identify them as a Steve to make the folding chair able to bypass the DR/Epic that the douchebag template provides.

Correct in some respects, wrong in others. The Folding Chair of Salvation is a +3 Merciful Greatclub with other properties. See link in my sig for details. If you kill Steve, then you have to find a new player, which is counterproductive. The Chair is a correctional device more than it is a weapon.

You call the guy Steve originally because I happened to dislike that name and I invented the whole "folding chair" thing. It has now become an official title in the Cult of the Chair, taking a similar role to the title of ha-Satan (adversary) in Judaism.

You are correct in that Steve is the title you give to the douchebag loser in your group, however.
GunmasterG9
06-15-07, 05:38 PM Merciful in deed. You know, just a few years ago, standard policy on these boards was to whack players like Steve over the head with a shovel, then bury them in the backyard.
CryoSilver
06-15-07, 05:48 PM Ah, but with my method, Steve is reformed and becomes a productive memeber of the group again. Why waste a perfectly good player with just a few problems?
Evil DM Mk3
06-15-07, 06:01 PM I still prefer my group's tried and tested method. I even took Exotic Weapon Proficiency Monster Manual.
Soluphobe
06-15-07, 08:30 PM EWP Monster Manual? Nah...

UA variant Weapon Group (Monster Manuals)! You can switch between MMs at a moments notice! Plus, if Steve is a:

"3.5 is about options, so my character gets fractional BAB and the gestalt option. I don't care if you think otherwise, this is a fantasy game!"

guy you can beat him using his own variants!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
savagetroll 06-15-07, 01:53 PM	What does it mean when someone refers to a fellow gamer as "steve" when thats not really his name? Can I have some examples so I know how to spot this type of person.
Far_Traveler 06-15-07, 02:26 PM	Whenever someone is beign a really big douchebag, you say this: "Steve, your being a douchebag, stop it." Then, you use the magic +4 folding chair of steve bane to whack him upside the head. repeat as needed. Thus, a Steve is a really big douchebag, and you must identify them as a Steve to make the folding chair able to bypass the DR/Epic that the douchebag template provides.
CryoSilver 06-15-07, 02:32 PM	Whenever someone is beign a really big douchebag, you say this: "Steve, your being a douchebag, stop it." Then, you use the magic +4 folding chair of steve bane to whack him upside the head. repeat as needed. Thus, a Steve is a really big douchebag, and you must identify them as a Steve to make the folding chair able to bypass the DR/Epic that the douchebag template provides. Correct in some respects, wrong in others. The Folding Chair of Salvation is a +3 Merciful Greatclub with other properties. See link in my sig for details. If you kill Steve, then you have to find a new player, which is counterproductive. The Chair is a correctional device more than it is a weapon. You call the guy Steve originally because I happened to dislike that name and I invented the whole "folding chair" thing. It has now become an official title in the Cult of the Chair, taking a similar role to the title of ha-Satan (adversary) in Judaism. You are correct in that Steve is the title you give to the douchebag loser in your group, however.
GunmasterG9 06-15-07, 05:38 PM	Merciful in deed. You know, just a few years ago, standard policy on these boards was to whack players like Steve over the head with a shovel, then bury them in the backyard.
CryoSilver 06-15-07, 05:48 PM	Ah, but with my method, Steve is reformed and becomes a productive memeber of the group again. Why waste a perfectly good player with just a few problems?
Evil DM Mk3 06-15-07, 06:01 PM	I still prefer my group's tried and tested method. I even took Exotic Weapon Proficiency Monster Manual.
Soluphobe 06-15-07, 08:30 PM	EWP Monster Manual? Nah... UA variant Weapon Group (Monster Manuals)! You can switch between MMs at a moments notice! Plus, if Steve is a: "3.5 is about options, so my character gets fractional BAB and the gestalt option. I don't care if you think otherwise, this is a fantasy game!" guy you can beat him using his own variants!