Arguing player problems at the table [Archive] - Wizards Community

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The_Unfan

06-04-06, 04:46 PM
So I have 2 psychos who punch people that play in my game. Player (14) is my son and player (12) is my grandma. However they always argue over kukris being stupid and monsters being released from the cold dark distant dungeon of despair. When they get mad at each other they hit each other and swear at me and it makes me feel lonely :(. However last gaming session player (2) polymorphed into a really old lady (probably t3h w1ck3d w1tch!) and cussed out a small child! What should I as a DM do?
Engilbrand

06-04-06, 05:06 PM
Methinks you're mocking one of the other posts on the board right now. I also find situations like this to be rediculous. It's like somebody in an abusive relationship leaving the hospital for the 10th time asking, "Do you think I should leave him? But he says he loves me." It's absolutely rediculous and I think people like this have other things to do than try to game. Like get professional help.
The_Unfan

06-04-06, 05:13 PM
Multiple posts actually. The boards seem really wacky today.





















But the part about the 12 year old who polymorphed into an old lady and cussed out a child really happened.