Post/Author/DateTime	Post
nevick 09-03-03, 04:24 PM	What would be the worst times a spose, anti DD partner, or a parent to walk into your session... here are some. 1.) Mom walks in.. DM: "...and your war axe cleaves his poor head in two., His brain seeps out onto the floor!" PC "YEEES!" 2.) You are trying to act as a ghoul eating brains on the kitchen floor, snarling and muttering "BrRaAaaIiiins" as your girlfriend walks in.
Fixxxer 09-03-03, 05:17 PM	3) Your wife walks in as you're explaining and demonstrating exactly how the rogue is rubbing and touching the female player's character in her room at the inn. 4) Your wife walks in as you're explaining and demonstrating exactly how the rogue is rubbing and touching the male player's character in her room at the inn. ............what? :D
chris7476 09-03-03, 05:20 PM	Your game sounds very, umm, "interesting" Fix....
Hazzurath 09-03-03, 10:42 PM	"... and I eat the baby at the demon's behest to gain power over mortals."
Fixxxer 09-03-03, 11:45 PM	Originally posted by Hazzurath "... and I eat the baby at the demon's behest to gain power over mortals." The funny thing is that this phrase wouldn't get me a second look. :D
dafrca 09-04-03, 01:38 AM	Originally posted by Fixxxer 3) Your wife walks in as you're explaining and demonstrating exactly how the rogue is rubbing and touching the female player's character in her room at the inn. 4) Your wife walks in as you're explaining and demonstrating exactly how the rogue is rubbing and touching the male player's character in her room at the inn. ............what? :D I am not sure is 3 or 4 worse... ;) dafrca
Wizard 09-04-03, 01:42 AM	5)"Right. What is our master plan for overthrowing the evil government currently in place?"
Sheer_FALACY 09-04-03, 02:00 AM	6)"Well, I've got the goats blood, the human sacrifice, and a drawing of a pentagram. Can I summon the devil now?" (anyone religious walks in)
CaoSlayer 09-04-03, 05:31 AM	this hapened me in real life while talking about the last game in the college... "...and then we buried the corpse..." when someone walked by my side.
Greldinard 09-04-03, 05:54 AM	Filling in a player who missed a session. "Did you already hear it, Erik is shot death." "Realy, oh well, he was asking for it." We then discovered that his girlfriend was listening and didn't know we were talking about d&d.
Twisted Puppy 09-04-03, 09:03 AM	This was Cyberpunk 2020, not D&D, but: as her mother walks up behind her, a female player in our group says: "I go into the bar, wearing a miniskirt and tank top a size too small, and no bra.. go to the second floor of the club, lean over the railing, and SHAKE.." mother's response: "Typical."
Autopsibiofeeder 09-04-03, 09:47 AM	After each game on sundays, some of the players (including me) go home by train, because we live in another city........Usually this is very late (around midnight) and this is the time the scums of society awake, so to speak. So here we sit, having the following conversation, while not noticing the angered/frightened looks on some of the faces of the other passengers: #1: So, why didn't you kill him? #2: I don't know, does it matter? We've got what we came for... #3: Just slit his throat next time!! What else do you have that knife for? #1: Nevermind, who has the money? #3: Me. I'll keep it..... Auto
Erus 09-04-03, 01:31 PM	"I'm gonna grab ahold of that no-good whiney barkeep, toss him over his own bar and give him some good old fashion orc-lovin'............." ...describing my 1/2orc Cleric's reaction to finding out the innkeeper overcharged, and then cheated the party out of a handfull of gold. wouldn't my non-playing girlfriend be proud :devil: :D Erus.