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Rurik "The Silent" 05-21-04, 05:27 PM	well or barbarian always seems to get into trouble, allong with oru rogue (who is me). WEll we have a tendency of gettign into too much we can handle... in taverns our barbarian decided to take on the owner of the tavern in arm wrestling and then tried to cheat using rage, and he still got beaten, so he then decided to over turn a table and yell out, "you cheated!!!" and this is even after the bar tended missing some of his teeth was insulted by our barb becasu ehe came up put 2 platinum pecies on the table and said "If you win god buy ur self some teeth" mean while i was throwing daggers at a wall.... with my newly aquired arm, yea the rogue (me) lost my left forarm in a battle vs some dark dwarves, they were invisible so we got them traped behind a door a somehow so i decided to try to toss an alchimist fire in and it didnt work out too well, i kind of stuck my arm in and it got hacked off... then the actual arm was burned to ash by the fire, along with the dark dwarves.... now we r on a boat, and the saliors wanted to take our wepons from us so i quick drew my shorts swords and put them near the salors neck and said "i dont part wiht my swords.." then he picked me up by my neck and slammed me against a wall saying " you can part with your swords or your neck, you choose" everyone else laughed at me as i said " fine u win..." and spun my short swords around to hand to him.... our barb didnt liek losing his hammers at all, so he decided to try to sulk around and complain. that made him a pretty big target, so when we got attacked by pirates its no surprize that when he held up his arm to call his returning hammer that he got nailed straight in the back with a cannon ball...then next round when he stood up he got impaled with a balista, all the whiel he says, "i can take it" but if it wernt for his damage reduction he would have died, i mean hes at -9 right now but hes stable. once too he decided to get in the way of my cross bow fire and i only have one arm so my aim is off, and so i hit him and sent him falling into a dire bear. he tripped the charging bear and rolled into a rock, then our ranger handled the bear, he punched me after ward, in game and out of game... later then he tried to charge on an icy ledge and slipped, then he got hit by the gnolls ambush boulder off the edge of the cliff...long fall down and almost a hundred damage later he was almost dead far out of the battle. then at the last part of getting my arm back we were in a ice giants cave to get his braclet made of mitheral, i spotted traps so i went to disarm them i was jsut finishing with the first trap in apparently a section of three when our babr heard a noise fomr inside the cavern, "AARRHHHH" he yelled as he went into rage and charged ahead of me, then he got hit with one, two, three lighting bolts....and we all had to follow him in to keep him from dying. i was DMing once too and my party was after these nice 3 inch in diameter golded spheres, well i planted a nice trap, i made a floating golden sphere in a door way when they opened it once, but the otehr PC's were in another room when the barb had ventured into the hall and opened the door, so they heard him yell "i found another golen sphere.." then they all cam running as they saw hiim grab the nice little glowing orange gold orb, it was slightly hot to the touch and the put it in his pocket as he walked back to the party, 3 rounds later the delayed blast fire balle detonated almost killing the wizard of the party lots of fun stories, what r urs, rogues and barbarians tend to get in a lot of trouble for us who gets in trouble for you?
Zonorhc 05-23-04, 07:48 AM	I'm currently the DM for our little campaign. The party was looting an abandoned thieves' guild, and they were in a long hall with an illusory spiked pit running down the middle. They had decided to walk down one side of the pit, triggering a pressure plate that almost impaled the wizard with a spear coming from the far wall. Of course, the wizard was shocked, and decided to run straight at the "unseen enemy." Bang. Fell into a pit trap, dropped to 1hp. Decided to climb out like a maniac, and ignoring the rest of the party, kept running. Bang. Hit another pressure plate and beat the reflex save of a scything blade by 1 and narrowly missed being decapitated. He was whimpering for the rest of the dungeon. Back in town, the same wizard decides to get drunk at a tavern and picked a fight with an (unbeknownst to him) off-duty guard. The lesbian half-elf druid tripped him with her whip (I allow druids to use whips without losing spellcasting ability) just before he swings his quarterstaff. Meanwhile, the rogue had decided to do town and try to bluff his way into part-time employment at a local counting-house. He succeeded, and managed to swipe some money as well as details on the richest people in town before bluffing his way out of the job again. He swipes the Adventurers' Guild ID off the fighter (who had joined the minute she found out that it had a pawn shop, which was that morning) and tries to pawn off the information to people there. Bang. Thieves' Guild operative catches him and almost drags him to the Guildmaster for operating without guild permission inside the city, if he hadn't managed to bluff his way out of THAT. While he was trying to save himself, the fighter goes up to the Adventurers' Guild guard and attempts to gain entrace, then finds out that she doesn't have her ID. Tries to charm her way into getting another one without paying the fee. Big mistake, because the guard that was on duty just happened to be a half-orc who hated elves. She was promptly thrown halfway across the street. Those three are still bothering authorities and important personages, despite being good-aligned.