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Uratoh 07-30-05, 01:59 PM	What are the best lines spouted in character, either by you the DM or by one of your PCs? I said one myself...the PCs remembered it for weeks...background: PCs are approached by a lizardman, asking them to help him save his people...theyve been enslaved, tortured...etc, the usual. the PCs then want to take a 3 week hiatus to prepare and come back to help. his response: "Your concern for my people's well-being is overwhelming."
GilaMonster 07-30-05, 02:17 PM	Best lines ever. 29 pages of goodness and counting... http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=304933
Berzerker_prime 08-02-05, 01:29 AM	Good lord, I've got a whole notebook full of 'em. Some of them I've been asked not to repeat, others just aren't fit for these forums (keep it family rated, after all), but I always have one in my sig. He's a few others from the Company of the Combustible Commode, an adventuring party currently wintering in Waterdeep... "Into the crapper! Now!" - "Junior" the Monk. "I'm going to pierce all his organs in alphabetical order!" - Valithar the Elven Archer. "I do not frolick." "You are so gay." - Xyphael the Elven Bard and Dooly the Gutbuster. "99 orks coming out of the cave, 99 orks from the cave, take one down, he falls to the ground, 99 orks coming out of the cave." - Dooly the Dwarf, fighting orks. "Do dire rats burn well?" - Alton the Halfling rogue. "Shut up, Points, I wanna sleep!" - Ghan the Dwarven fighter to Xyphael in the midst of a song. "Just because he's evil doesn't mean he's not decent." - Ghan. "It is my goal to be a better bush." - Alton. "You're armed and hormonal!" - Hadoriel the Elven Ranger to "Junior." "It's time to go through the alphabet!" - Valithar. "I'm casting Detect Drow, with a blast radius starting there." "Wait, 'Detect Drow' is a Fireball!?!" - Amarthir the Elven Wizard and Xyphael. "He doesn't want to eat us; Elves are stringy." - Hadoriel to Xyphael. "Is [the red stain on the wall] adventurer-sized?" - Alton. "I need your bard song!" *puuuuuukkkkeeee* - Hadoriel and Xyphael. "But for you it would be more like..." *mimes and upward stabbing motion.* "No, I would aim straight across; that would hurt more." - Hadoriel and Alton (he's a Halfling... think about it... smart people, help the dumb people...) Fun times, my friends... fun times... :pint: Berz.
Corrado 08-02-05, 01:57 PM	Early on in my campaign. The 1st-level party is attacked by a horde of kobolds. Ximon, the wizard, uses up all of his spell-casting ability by the middle of the second wave. He tries to hide behind other characters, only to have a few kobolds sneak past and threaten him. With no other recourse, he whaps one over the head with his staff. As the stunned kobold collapses, an exasperated Ximon shouts, "Look what you've reduced me to!"
Mephibosheth 08-02-05, 02:13 PM	The party I was in had just finished doing the pirate thing and raiding a small town. We captured the pasha (administrator) of the town, who was noticeably plump. When asked how he got so fat in a poor desert town, his reply was, "<awkward pause followed by a half-crying terrified pronouncement of...> I eat people!"