Best quate from YOUR game contest. [Archive] - Wizards Community

Best quate from YOUR game contest. [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
pierow37
07-31-06, 01:13 PM Me: Remember that ring you found?
PC: Yah, why?
Me: Well it doesn't fit ANY of your fingers.
PC: *****.

Example.
I will only judge the first 50 entries.
Draconian220
07-31-06, 01:22 PM Best quate from YOUR game contest.

Do i win?

Whats a quate anyway?

:thinks:
chaos10187
07-31-06, 01:26 PM Rogue: COMON! What can go wrong, its JUST a ring.
Fighter: Your absolutely right, but, just to be sure, im gonna stand on the other side of this 2 foot thick stone wall.
metamind
07-31-06, 01:33 PM Do i win?

Whats a quate anyway?

:thinks:
Commitee of Quality Assurance and Training Education.
olshanski_home
07-31-06, 02:22 PM When encountering an advanced Bugbear (levels of Barbarian) wielding a uranium greatsword, the party fighter said:
"uranium greatsword? Soon that will be MYanium greatsword!"
Tormsskull
07-31-06, 02:32 PM Party's Cleric: "I use my last curing potion."
DM (Me): "I thought you didn't have any left."
Cleric: "Just one, that was my last one."
DM (Me): "Can I see your character sheet?"
Cleric: "...No."
pierow37
07-31-06, 02:39 PM Do i win?

Whats a quate anyway?

:thinks:

Just because I can't spell doesn't mean you can tell me I lack gramatical skills.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
pierow37 07-31-06, 01:13 PM	Me: Remember that ring you found? PC: Yah, why? Me: Well it doesn't fit ANY of your fingers. PC: *****. Example. I will only judge the first 50 entries.
Draconian220 07-31-06, 01:22 PM	Best quate from YOUR game contest. Do i win? Whats a quate anyway? :thinks:
chaos10187 07-31-06, 01:26 PM	Rogue: COMON! What can go wrong, its JUST a ring. Fighter: Your absolutely right, but, just to be sure, im gonna stand on the other side of this 2 foot thick stone wall.
metamind 07-31-06, 01:33 PM	Do i win? Whats a quate anyway? :thinks: Commitee of Quality Assurance and Training Education.
olshanski_home 07-31-06, 02:22 PM	When encountering an advanced Bugbear (levels of Barbarian) wielding a uranium greatsword, the party fighter said: "uranium greatsword? Soon that will be MYanium greatsword!"
Tormsskull 07-31-06, 02:32 PM	Party's Cleric: "I use my last curing potion." DM (Me): "I thought you didn't have any left." Cleric: "Just one, that was my last one." DM (Me): "Can I see your character sheet?" Cleric: "...No."
pierow37 07-31-06, 02:39 PM	Do i win? Whats a quate anyway? :thinks: Just because I can't spell doesn't mean you can tell me I lack gramatical skills.