Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Eck 09-30-03, 12:12 AM	I'm looking for the video or audio clip that was about a DM trying to run a game, but his players were just messing around. Actually I think I've heard two seperate audio clips. I've done some searching on yahoo but can't seem to find any links to download them. Some of the quotes from the first clip are.... I cast magic missile at the darkness! I'm at a bar? Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk. Are there any girls there? If so I want to do them! Where's the mountain dew?!?! From the second clip... You brought your girlfriend to play? *sigh* Mark...This is ADVANCED dungeons and dragons... I turn my bag of holding inside out and walk through the wall...You can do that??? It's all in the dice. HEY! I made this world! You remember when you were almost dead last week and you searched the monster's body for treasure? You remember that healing potion you found??? *I* put that there! Thanks, - Eck
Asmodai_00 09-30-03, 12:23 AM	The DeadAlewives clips, as they are better known. Part 1, the most common, is at their website, http://www.deadalewives.com/ Part 2 is a mystery. I found it on Kazaa, and they even tell you to look for it on a P2P proggy like Kazaa, Napster, Blubster, etc.
Dash Branaghan 09-30-03, 12:24 AM	You can find the Summoner Geeks version at this link: http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=220487 There is also an 8-bit video version that I find very amusing, but I'm not sure where to find it.
Asmodai_00 09-30-03, 12:33 AM	http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html
Eck 09-30-03, 12:53 AM	I seem to remember more to that first clip than what was available. I remember the guy whining about the mountain dew asking where it was, while the dm screams, "It's on the bottom shelf!" whiner, "I don't see it!, Oh wait, here it is on the bottom shelf!". :) Thanks for the posts though. Gave me the laugh I was lookin for. :)
Kalanth 09-30-03, 10:36 AM	I heard that they made a sequal to that bit when the second Summoner game came out, does anyone know about that one?
Zael 09-30-03, 11:54 AM	If you want to see a funny (i mean truly retarded) movie about D&D, rent the movie: Dungeons & Dragons, its an insult to all who play the game :) HEY, LET'S ALL GO CONTROL RED DRAGONS AND BE IMMORTAL!!!!!
DMFTodd 09-30-03, 12:42 PM	Don't forget the movie, The Gamers, but out by these guys as well. Funny stuff.
Dudeeehm 09-30-03, 05:24 PM	camelot.allakhazam.com/mediabox-movies.html (http://camelot.allakhazam.com/mediabox-movies.html) You can also find the Always the first to die song here:cool:
imayb1 09-30-03, 09:41 PM	Thanks for the clip links! Those are really funny... :heehee
weezoh 09-30-03, 11:26 PM	Originally posted by DMFTodd Don't forget the movie, The Gamers, but out by these guys as well. Funny stuff. The Gamers is by Dead Gentlemen productions. The D&D clip is from the Dead Alewives. And yeah, get the Gamers movie it's hilarious. It has supplanted most of the D&D clip for annoying quotes, although it could be because we just saw it. So there's the immediancy thing.