Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Kimokeo 06-14-07, 08:14 AM	Frodo adventured and returned home. Shea Ohmsford adventured and returned home. Lara Croft adventured and returned home. Characters adventure...they don't go home? Living in inns and roadside houses, adventurers lead a life that is constantly on the move. But, do they ever return home DURING their life or only at retirement? So, I ask: why won't you go home? 1. The job pays better.
Evil DM Mk3 06-14-07, 08:22 AM	2 The mission is not over (it is never over...). 3 Their home is destroyed. 4 They still haven't reached the horizon. 5 ...(For the PC with no back story) 6 They are lost.
foxtail 06-14-07, 08:38 AM	7) Because home is worse than being stabbed by these kobolds. 8) Because home could use another owlbear-skin rug, first. 9) Because home isn't the king's castle... yet.
Aryxbez 06-14-07, 08:38 AM	10.) There is something that makes them not to want to go home, such as the wife/children, taxes and what not. 11.) They have no home because they sold it to use the money to start adventuring in the first place. 12.) Home is everywhere, whether it be under the stars, in a dank and dark dungeon, or even in a fine mansion.
Evil DM Mk3 06-14-07, 08:39 AM	10) If you went home then you would not be an adventurer anymore.
Potato Weasel 06-14-07, 09:42 AM	11. Because home is -just like- these kobolds stabbing me 12. Because I got this darn horse and I'm gonna ride it till the hooves wear out. 13. Because if I'm gonna impress everyone at the highschool reunion I'd better get above tenth level.
RealSorceror 06-14-07, 09:58 AM	14). Your alignment has changed to "Pure Evil" 15). You're a turtle-folk 16). You're dead 17). You're undead 18). You've aquired the "Shapechanger" subtype.
Madfox11 06-14-07, 10:16 AM	19) Because you have many enemies, who don't know where your home is, and you prefer to keep it that way. Note that Frodo actually never went home permanently and neither did Bilbo (and it is hinted that even Sam eventually had to leave the Shire).
Evil DM Mk3 06-14-07, 10:22 AM	23) (several people posted at the same time so this is the right number) Your home is on the run...
Kimokeo 06-14-07, 10:25 AM	Frodo returned home and didn't have any more adventures save one - which is how Bilbo described his last. Sam supposedly left at the very end, last seen, if I remember right, by his daughter. My old copy of ROTK has a full outline of the ages with Legolas and Gimli leaving together. I like the class reunion - but, only 10th? 21) I'm still looking for my long, lost love. (edited to 21)
Need_A_Life 06-14-07, 10:48 AM	25) Your landlord hates you. 26) Your mother-in-law moved in on the couch. You moved out the very same night (Thank the Host for Featherfall Tokens!).
Skrillex 06-14-07, 11:10 AM	27) It's for the wonderous treasure.
Evil DM Mk3 06-14-07, 11:10 AM	28) Home? THIS IS RAVENLOFT!
TMX 06-14-07, 11:12 AM	29) The BBEG slaughtered my Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife, Sister, Brother, Cousin, Goldfish, Cat, Dog, Sheep, Yak, Alcoholic Uncle, Insane Grandfather, Pet Rock, Teachers, Neighbours, Patio Chairs, Fireplace etc etc. I have no home.
Grogmir 06-14-07, 11:20 AM	30) Home – but I’m an orphan – in fact ALL my characters are Orphans (Backstory what backstory?)
DracoPhoenix 06-14-07, 11:24 AM	31) Home is where the spouse is. Why d'ya think I left!
Zankue 06-14-07, 11:38 AM	32) I'm near epic now, my shear awesomeness will destroy my hometown
Zaver 06-14-07, 11:42 AM	33) Homelife is suicidally boring life.
Karish 06-14-07, 11:50 AM	34) I'm not quite a God yet.
Mindolin 06-14-07, 11:50 AM	35.) Because ever since I accidently brought up that volcano/summoned that demon, any welcome home party would end with a parade that, not suprisingly, ends at the gallows.
RealSorceror 06-14-07, 11:53 AM	36). I've already robbed that town.
RobbyPants 06-14-07, 12:02 PM	37) Every time you're on your way home, you stop at an inn or a tavern to rest, and someone runs up to you with another quest, requiring cross-continent travel!
Evil DM Mk3 06-14-07, 12:08 PM	38) My home became anti-matter the second I became an adventurer.
DeathsAudit 06-14-07, 12:35 PM	39) The King of Sweden is still on your couch. Guess the web comic reference.:D
Chaoticn 06-14-07, 12:46 PM	40) Your home exists in another dimension which you can't get to no matter how hard you try.
Vrael 06-14-07, 12:48 PM	41. Pun Pun. 'Nuff said.
Hydryh 06-14-07, 02:31 PM	42) 42 43) I really didn't know that that old stick was a wand of Meteor Swarm...
Pyro_Azer 06-14-07, 03:41 PM	The charecter might not return home because 44 enslaved 45 imprisoned 46 dominated 47 gaes 48 charmed 49 insane
Nived 06-14-07, 05:36 PM	50) Because all I ever wanted to do when I was there was leave. 51) Owe a lot of money to a lot of people. 52) Faked your own death in your hometown and returning would just raise awkward questions (in connection with 51)
mists_cloud 06-14-07, 05:36 PM	53) Turns out all your magical wards keeps everything out...even you.
Nived 06-14-07, 05:38 PM	54) Exiled.
maharai23 06-14-07, 05:39 PM	55) You've changed, and realize there's nothing left for you at home other than small people and disappointment. 56) Home is a weakness, an advantage your enemies could exploit to torment you. 57) God, Elminster STILL lives there!? Sigh. 58) While adventuring, you fell in love with the sea, and settle down in a shanty when you're not crab fishing for a living.
Evil DM Mk3 06-14-07, 05:42 PM	59) Blue cheese fireguards.
Zaver 06-14-07, 05:54 PM	52) Faked your own death in your hometown and returning would just raise awkward questions (in connection with 51) I usually answer the weren't you dead question with "I got better." 53) Turns out all your magical wards keeps everything out...even you. :heehee
Mindolin 06-14-07, 08:16 PM	because of the Holy Grail reference: 60: The Black Knight doesn't let ANYONE pass, that one person aside.
Xavorin 06-14-07, 08:44 PM	61) You still haven't found that epic-sized mug of ale... and you're a dwarf... barbarian...
Anodai 06-14-07, 08:52 PM	62) lets just say Ted the mind flayer gives thumbs up in the background at home.
Emjaysmash 06-14-07, 09:00 PM	63) 'Cause Mom's waiting... and you forgot to buy the Milk she asked for.
Radijs 06-14-07, 09:06 PM	64) One word: Inlaws
Johnny_Angel 06-14-07, 09:13 PM	64.5) Arranged Marriage + Ugly Wife 65) home is where there heart is; my heart was stolen...literally; I'm kept alive by supernatural forces as I quest to retrieve it 66) I'm trying to get home, but the gods have been delaying me for about 20 years or so 67) I'm still paying off my college loans from Wizardy School 68) I'm trying make enough money to put my kids through Wizard College 69) One epic spell gone wrong; now I'm in an alternate timeline, and all I have to eat are these lousy brains 70) It's all about the benjamins baby
Zaver 06-15-07, 12:01 AM	71) It's not that I have amneisa but it's been a while so I don't really remember where it was. 72) Lover that doesn't want to settle down.
VerdugoExplode 06-15-07, 04:00 AM	73) Well, you know how the saying goes, "Don't burn bridges behind you"? Well, as it turns out if your going to break this rule you shouldn't do it literally.
AffableDoomwalker 06-15-07, 04:07 AM	74. There are rats in the cellar, and I've had it up to here with ****ing rats.
Evil DM Mk3 06-15-07, 04:24 AM	75) Home is where the gold is. Gold is rarely in a cottage.
Radijs 06-15-07, 05:01 AM	76. Rule of acquisition #75: Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
Archangel62 06-15-07, 07:39 AM	77) Home is where your friends are 78) Given the enemies your group has coming home is closer to 'Zombies of my hometown volume 3" 79) After returning you would have to explain to your compatriots why everyone calls your 12 foot tall Ogre beserker 'Skippy' 80) You still might have that evil monkey in your closet, and with all this time he may have gained character levels.
Class_A_Infidel 06-15-07, 11:04 AM	81) As a Small child, I really didn't know that a Tarrasque had the exact same speed as me when I ran home to try and get away from it.
justin_byrne 06-15-07, 11:55 AM	82) you haven't built it yet (1 acre of land thread) 83) your home is a swamp.... 84) it has become infested with balors 85) you though your annoying family would be dead after the 1,000 years time difference that you had in that other plane- only to discover they decided to embark on a month long tour to Crypt Island and are now all zombies (look holiday photos)
Identitystolen 06-15-07, 12:23 PM	86) You blew up you home town as your final wizardry school project... Gave yourself an 'A' 87) 'How was I suppose to know she was the Baron's daughter?'
duboisjf 06-15-07, 01:24 PM	88) My DM decided that my reputation and my high CHA would give me too much influence within my hometown and it would get the game out of balance. So he "railroaded" our party anywhere else forever !
Mindolin 06-15-07, 02:14 PM	89: I still haven't found that shrubbery. And no matter how epic a fighter I am, I still can't cut down a tree with a herring. 90: I actually did cut down a tree with a herring. I didn't know I was in the treants part of the forest. And I didn't know one of them had the track feat to follow me home.
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 06-15-07, 04:44 PM	91: Theres a pile of dishes in the kitchen with a cr in the 20s, and Im hoping my roomie will do them or my home town falls into the sea or something before I have to go back. 92: Avoided cleaning by simply abandoning rooms when they got too bad, my home consists of boarded off door ways and a hall that is uninhabitable. 93: Who says I dont go home, its where all the bestadventure hooks are.
Ack 06-15-07, 07:07 PM	94) Sure I go home once in a while. It's called 'downtime between adventures'. And then, inevitably, I get bored, don the old armour, pack the trail rations, strap on the sword .... and sneak out of the house so I don't catch an earful from the missus.
Sarrazon 06-15-07, 10:30 PM	95 - Because you went gnome.
Identitystolen 06-15-07, 10:31 PM	91: Theres a pile of dishes in the kitchen with a cr in the 20s, and Im hoping my roomie will do them or my home town falls into the sea or something before I have to go back. Mind if I sig this? Very relevant for me :P
ChimericPhase 06-16-07, 01:51 AM	95 - Because you went gnome. 96 - Once you go gnome, you never go home. :rofl: 97 - I ..ermm... lost it. I'm still trying to find it. Would mind helping me with these flyers?
vineyard 06-16-07, 01:59 AM	98. Papa was a rolling stone. Where ever he layed his hat was his home.....yeah, I am just like that. 99. Home? I have no home. My parents and siblings were all...um...raped, killed, buried, raped then killed again by a...a...uh, mysterious stranger in the darkest hours of the night and.....well...I...uh...am on a quest to discover his identity and bring him to justice or something.
Archangel62 06-16-07, 03:09 AM	100) I try, but the town keeps moving somewhere else whenever I try to go home.
DX2052 06-16-07, 04:12 AM	101)Everyone knows that you have become a rich adventurer that makes more in a day then the rest of them make in a year, so they will mooch off you when your there.
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 06-16-07, 06:04 AM	Mind if I sig this? Very relevant for me :P Certainly, I'm always very flattered when my words end out in peoples signatures.
Potato Weasel 06-16-07, 09:03 AM	102) Everytime I go home and go to sleep, I wake up in the middle of the woods and hear footsteps running off in the distance.. 103) I cant go home. I already killed everything in a 8 mile radius of it that could possibly give me exp. 104) If I went home I'd either have to explain to the DM how i've been managing to feed my dog, three cats and water my houseplants for the past three years. As is, if I dont visit, they arent dead.
Stafir Ortnev 06-16-07, 11:06 AM	105) Because if I went home..my DM would know I have family, friends, kids, pets, and a house. I'd rather live alone and keep my loved ones safe.
Hydryh 06-17-07, 11:09 AM	63) 'Cause Mom's waiting... and you forgot to buy the Milk she asked for. Seriously, I don't think this would be half as funny, except that it's paired with your avatar. Something about that combo is just :rofl: inducing. 106) Rod of Wonder
Jaith 06-17-07, 04:14 PM	107. Because I'm an elven fighter... and we're on a floating island... the size of a parking lot... in limbo... AND THAT DAMN PRISMATIC DRAGON KILLED ALL THE SPELLCASTERS AND THE ROGUE... sometimes I wish I didn't have this cursed ring of sustenance.
BillTheManiac 06-17-07, 04:52 PM	41. Pun Pun. 'Nuff said. Pun-Pun has infinite actions. He is everywhere at once. Including home. Win.
booze 06-17-07, 05:10 PM	108. home's where the heart is... too bad, you're a heartless undead
Dnarris 06-18-07, 01:34 AM	109 There's an evil dire ape in my closet.
BitingNermal 06-18-07, 02:16 AM	My home has these chicken legs and has a tendancy to wander off.:D
Archangel62 06-18-07, 02:27 AM	111) Let's just say that what will be referred to as the 'Halfling Cannon Incident" has made me a bit of a pariah in my homeland. 112) In soviet Russia Home goes to you! 113) Because tar and feathers is only really fun once
Demon Lightfoot 06-18-07, 07:09 AM	114: You don't want to have to explain why you traded the cow for "magic" beans. 115: Your people are nomads. 116: Your hometown is Innsmouth. 117: It burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. 118: One thing about living there you never could stomach; all the damn vampires.
Evil DM Mk3 06-18-07, 08:47 AM	119: Yes because I enjoyed my childhood enslaved to a CE Titan overlord whos details would get this thread moved to the mature forums that much I want to go back. 120: The monster under my bed is still too high a CR.
DracoPhoenix 06-18-07, 08:52 AM	121. I was born in the Underdark. I am a drow. I was given 2 scimitars and told to "go away" in a non polite fashion. 122. I was born in the Underdark. I'm not drow. :(
Zaver 06-18-07, 11:11 AM	118: One thing about living there you never could stomach; all the damn vampires. Lost Boys reference, nice. 123) In the words of Kang the Mad, craters are remarkably under aprieciated.
RagingPantsless 06-19-07, 02:10 AM	124) lets just say that people tend not to like you if your grandfather made a flesh golem that got loose... and everyone speaks in a transylvanian accent. 125) you're a wanted criminal in the 12 surrounding countries. 126) you do. if by "home" you mean "massive crator"
Radijs 06-19-07, 04:42 AM	116: Your hometown is Innsmouth. Ooow yeah! (http://www.khaosworks.org/filk/deepone.html)
Generic_NPC 06-19-07, 04:58 AM	127) I can't, because ever since the alignment change, I would have to kill everyone if I went back. 128) I can't, because I told everyone that if I came back I would somehow bring about the doom of the town.
Evil DM Mk3 06-19-07, 07:01 AM	129) The local high preist has declared my the Anti-Hexor.
Potato Weasel 06-19-07, 09:28 AM	130) You worship Zagyg. The townspeople apreciate this and gave you a nice white coat that hooks up in the back. (Zagyg is a god of insanity) 131) They weren't as tasty as you thought they'd be. 132) You'd have to burn the fields and salt them behind you. While pleasant and reassuringly simple, salting the earth is quite tedious. 133) You did the timewarp. 134) You switched campaign settings after the first adventure, your not really sure how that worked, but it did. 135) You have a Daerns Instant Fortress. Mom didn't appreciate you using it in the closet last time you went back. 134) You did the time warp. Again.
duboisjf 06-19-07, 12:21 PM	135 : Why would leave a place where people get +2 Cha to go back where they have -2 Cha and -2 Int.
BloodDragon 06-19-07, 02:51 PM	# 136: Epic level monsters spawn from in children’s closest and underneath beds. After the blankets stopped working what are you suppose to do? # 137 I still go home... but only for family reunions though. Dad gets all high and mightily with his Divine ranks asking “What have you done with your mortal life son!? Have you slain any Evil Gods yet!?” Then mom starts yelling at him to watch his tongue because she’s SURE the neighbours are actually very nice people despite the fact they keep spilling brimstone and bodies onto our lawn, ruining it. My brother usually tries to eat my brain a few time which isn’t really his fault he is a Mind Flayer, but that’s ok, on occasion I’ve been know to attempt to slain him once or twice. But my sister! Jeez… I don’t really care if she IS some sort of Arch-Devil I want her to keep here crazy cultists out of my room and stop- … Sorry… That’s why I don’t go home often. # 138 I can’t wait to bomb some Dodongos!
Evil DM Mk3 06-19-07, 03:35 PM	139) I am a foundling of an Knightly order. Home = Order Temple-Fortress = Base of operations. So in fact I am there a lot.
Thegans 06-19-07, 09:07 PM	140. Yog-sothoth is going to have my hometown as a snack so I would rather not be their. 141. I moved into Arkham but I summoned the apocolypse to that spot so I can't return 142. I don't want the Doctor to know that another of us survived the Time War. 143. Speaking of the Time War I don't really remember when home is. 144. I don't feel like dealing with the problems that will arrise if I return before everyone else was killed. 145. There is probably someking of super demon resting in the core of the planet, better to be on one that has other people for it to attack if it awakens while I retreat. 146. Come to think of it is home still there.
Secrets Untold 06-19-07, 11:10 PM	147) I don't drink eucalyptus tea, I drink Apocalyptus tea. The only slight problem is that every cup of tea I drink causes one world to self-destruct. My home was on one of those worlds... But, on the upside, the tea was really good! :D
Evil DM Mk3 06-20-07, 02:17 AM	142. I don't want the Doctor to know that another of us survived the Time War. :w00t: Although I still want to know what happened to all the other exiled time lords...
Mindolin 06-20-07, 01:59 PM	:w00t: Although I still want to know what happened to all the other exiled time lords... Well at least we'll soon see what happened to the Master for so long.
Evil DM Mk3 06-20-07, 03:06 PM	No we won't. We NEVER do. EVERY SINGLE TIME he was left in a death trap he turns up again with no explanation. All save one time he wasn't even hurt! (Once he got shrunk down tiny, depsite the fact that it should have done a lot worse)
Thegans 06-20-07, 04:26 PM	No we won't. We NEVER do. EVERY SINGLE TIME he was left in a death trap he turns up again with no explanation. All save one time he wasn't even hurt! (Once he got shrunk down tiny, depsite the fact that it should have done a lot worse) Doctor - "How did you survive and how are you still a time lord?" Master - " I did and I am." Thats proably what would happen.
Adamaro23 06-21-07, 02:13 PM	148: Because you know when you get home, there will be an arranged mairrage.... with a half-orc duchess. :D
Master of the Daemon Tide 06-21-07, 02:48 PM	149. With all of the fun you had with the local girls at your going away party, the child support payments will make it too expensive to go back. 150. You havent cleaned out the litter box in 20 years. By now, the stench would be at LEAST CR 50.
justin_byrne 06-21-07, 06:22 PM	151. It's the next thing on your to-do list 152. you afraid of you abusive - now epic level commoner father, if he he hard back ten whats he gonna be like now? 153. You family had to go into a decade of counseling after the truma of your last vist, you dont want to risk you mom another stroke at her age 154. Every time you atempted a dungeon or fought a BBEG you wrote a letter to mum saying you slew it and/or cleared it out, its getting embarasing now - you should be lord Supreme champion and single handed victor over all evil in the land, in truth you are an Epic 3d Technishan (?)living with your "Human" room mate and half cat- half Human pet in the Red Dwarf. in passing you discover the entire staff is dead except the barkep "HOLLY".
Zaver 06-21-07, 11:14 PM	154. Every time you atempted a dungeon or fought a BBEG you wrote a letter to mum saying you slew it and/or cleared it out, its getting embarasing now - you should be lord Supreme champion and single handed victor over all evil in the land, in truth you are an Epic 3d Technishan (?)living with your "Human" room mate and half cat- half Human pet in the Red Dwarf. in passing you discover the entire staff is dead except the barkep "HOLLY". Now I want a beer milk shake. 155) I've killed every thing from a horde of orcs, the entire horde single handedly, ancient wyrms and even the demogorgon. My mom still compares me unfavorably to my cousin who runs a butcher shop and is married to a girl with one tooth and three nipples.
Ebonarc 06-22-07, 10:51 AM	62) lets just say Ted the mind flayer gives thumbs up in the background at home. 156) Ted gave the thumbs up one too many times, and I have to sworn to defeat him before returning home. 157) I am a bard. My brother is a Exalted Paladin and my sister is an Epic Archmage, and I hate Thanksgiving. (:cookie: for the reference)
justin_byrne 06-22-07, 12:46 PM	158. You ARE still at home - you never got out of clearing out your first dungeon, The Basement 159. Youv'e changed your identity and so can never go back to your home town, for fear of being arrested by an inspector that has been chasing you for years, ever sine you only stole a lof of bread for your sisters child, and was put in a chain gang for 19 years, only to break your parole once set loosse- and steal from a bishop :) (I'm unsure about the cookie/prize system, can i give one to whoever get this last one?) 160. You fear you father -a constable- may not be very forgiving about the fellonies youhave commited
Chrys 06-22-07, 03:53 PM	159. Youv'e changed your identity and so can never go back to your home town, for fear of being arrested by an inspector that has been chasing you for years, ever sine you only stole a lof of bread for your sisters child, and was put in a chain gang for 19 years, only to break your parole once set loosse- and steal from a bishop :) (I'm unsure about the cookie/prize system, can i give one to whoever get this last one?) Les Mersrbela [Aka that broadway show about the revolting french ;) ]
Ebonarc 06-22-07, 09:35 PM	159. Youv'e changed your identity and so can never go back to your home town, for fear of being arrested by an inspector that has been chasing you for years, ever sine you only stole a lof of bread for your sisters child, and was put in a chain gang for 19 years, only to break your parole once set loosse- and steal from a bishop :)Les Mersrbela [Aka that broadway show about the revolting french ;) ] Les Miserables. It was an 1800s novel by French author Victor Hugo, originally.
Thegans 06-22-07, 11:31 PM	161. Why go home the partys wizard can summon in interdimensional mansion with free food. 162. I am a lawful evil mercenary working for the devils and I prefer Bel's place to my own. My soldiers are not too happy but thats why I have them on a geas. 163. I made an army of wood, brick, flesh, and random stuff golems from my home town. I forgot that I might need my house later. 164. My house isn't the dark tower I plan on building and ruling from once I crush the pathetic kingdoms below my iron fist. 165. I don't know what plane its on a little incident involving a portable hole and a bag of holding. 166. I shrunk it but I never learned the spell to fix it.
TheWhirlingDeathaxe 06-22-07, 11:47 PM	167.)Mom is a Druid, and the house smells like mistletoe and wolf pee.
poxjedi 06-23-07, 12:25 AM	168. Home is where Leomund's Tiny Hut is. 169. What house could contain this massive amount of gold in it? 170. Prob'ly should not go back there until you learn the rules for "Wail of the Banshee" a little better. 171. You can't sneak attack a house! 172. Because all the drow except me are evil.
Zaver 06-23-07, 12:55 AM	173) I don't know who said "You can't go home again," but they were appearently the most powerful wizard ever because no one can remove the curse. 174) Noober. 175) Neeber.
Optimized_Commoner 06-23-07, 08:55 AM	176) You lost your housekeys and locksmiths are expensive. 177) Your based your house on the homes of BBEGs and thus: 178) There are plenty of traps everywhere. 179) In order to get up to your bedroom you have to assemble the six mystic orbs from different rooms of your house, place them on an altar, fight a summoned balrog and answer a riddle. It's just not worth that kind of effort every time you go down to the kitchen for a glass of milk and cookies. 180) Your house doesn't have a toilet in it. 181) Your home is underground and you like to be in the fresh open air. 182) You're having too much damn fun. 183) You've got a crush on that hot elvish ranger and don't want to leave the party until you tell them how you feel. Unfortunately between one life and death situation and another it never seems to be the right time. 184) You painted the walls of your house beige. 185) You're subconciously addicted to the rush of healing magic. 186) Mordenkainen's magnificent mansion... you ARE home.
Vannenrok 06-23-07, 10:34 PM	187 - Because your mom makes you eat your own puke.
Thegans 06-23-07, 11:15 PM	188. As soon as I get home there will be another disaster making it necessary for me to leave again.
Randmc 06-24-07, 02:01 PM	189. Because to you, your family is nothing but NPC's
Xavon 06-24-07, 03:03 PM	157) I am a bard. My brother is a Exalted Paladin and my sister is an Epic Archmage, and I hate Thanksgiving. (:cookie: for the reference) Ron White. 105) Because if I went home..my DM would know I have family, friends, kids, pets, and a house. I'd rather live alone and keep my loved ones safe. Is you character named Schroedinger? --------- 190. Because they keep tagging me out at third! 191. I no longer have any interest in mating with my own species. 192. I never got over my rebellious phase, and have the opposite alignment as my parents.
Ebonarc 06-24-07, 03:51 PM	Ron White. Congrats, you got the cookie. I was worried no one would get it. Here you go. :cookie:
Dnarris 06-24-07, 09:14 PM	193. I married a night hag.