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Wonton2006 03-19-06, 10:39 PM	Ever seen something outrageously funny in a game of D&D? Well, here you can list those wonderful things that made you laugh your [insert bodypart here] off. I'm not sure if this'll work, but, heck, I'm trying it. 1. The druid of our party got separated from us, and while the main party was fighting on a lower area of the cavern, the Druid walked into the cave (this was on the upper level), and here is what the DM described the scene as: DM: You see several water elementals planting high-grade explosives. They speak to you. Player: What?!? What language are they speaking in?? DM: Druidic. Player: Wait so, they're druid water elementals?... DM: Yes. Player: Planting high-grade explosives?... Dm: Correct. [pause] Everyone: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
StoneHead 03-19-06, 10:56 PM	This didnt happen in game but in real life in a local game store. I had to fart so I walked around this manga rack for a little peace of mind. So I let loose this silent offender when I hear someone gag behind me. Turns out there was this little kid who came around to look at the comics and had the misfortune of being caught in the fury. He didnt say a word, just gagged like he got punched in the throat and stumbled away.
DeadlyDM 03-19-06, 11:15 PM	In an old dragonlance campaign we played many years ago we had a tinker gnome that decided he'd be the first being to create a range of items that we use today. Having built history's first tricycle, he rode it down a path out of a village and over a hill out of sight. After a few moments he emerges back over the hill, knees pumping and a look of dire desperation on his face as the tricycle is, as we know, hardly built for speed. He makes it just a few yards over the hill before a stone juggernaut runs him and his new invention over, doing such damage that the gnome and his machine become roadbase. Throughout the scene the rest of the party are calling 'peddle! peddle!'. It has always reminded me of a mixture of Forest Gump and those monkeys that ride tricycles in the circus :D
Wonton2006 03-19-06, 11:21 PM	Make sure you number! Next one is 4.