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Tevant_the_Bard

09-22-05, 06:56 PM
Ok you guys know the drill but i'll start out

1) I was a 1st lv. Dwarven Mercanary type guy and i was recruiting people to go on a quest to a bunch of caves. I found 2 fighters in a bar and they agreed to go with me the next day when we set off this is what they said

Me: Shouldnt we bring more people along it could be dangerous...

Fighter 1: Nah, the more people we bring along with us the more we have to share the treasure with!!!

Fighter 2: YEAH!!!!

When we got to the caves and went in we were ambushed by orcs and fighter 1 died.

Fighter 2: We should have brought more people with us.

So we all ended up laughing about it after i chopped the guys head off with my axe.