1001 PC Obituaries [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 PC Obituaries [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Dishliquid
03-11-05, 02:28 PM I though it would be interesting if players wrote obituaries on some of their favorite characters.

Kytan Merphistis

This young half-giant never had a chance to meet his personal hero, Drizzt.

Some would have called Kytan a drow clone, but Kytan would have carried that label proudly.

With his large and huge dual scimitars, Kytan was a veritable dance of death, critically threatening many, knowing just where to stab.

Kytan was dissected by another half-giant's huge greatsword, who found that sweet spot between the sternum and ribs. Three times. In the period of six seconds.
On_the_wings_of_TPK
03-11-05, 02:45 PM A las my pC 1001 thread for I knew it well. It was too stupid to stay in exsistance. All it ever did was annoy poeple, It really should ahve come into exsistance, oh it is unnataurally dumb and time consuming. It doth clogth the boards. For its sake and the sake off all those around it I had to light it on fire and flush it down the eternal tiolet of bad ideas.

Seriousely dude D&D is a game and your PC is no more real then your imaginary freind. when they die give it up, and move on. Or come up with a clever way to rais it from the dead.
DM_Erik
03-11-05, 03:21 PM First of all... learn how to spell

A last my pC 1001 thread for I knew it well. It was too stupid to stay in existence. All it ever did was annoy people, it really should have come into existence, oh it is unnaturally dumb and time consuming. It doth clogth the boards. For its sake and the sake off all those around it I had to light it on fire and flush it down the eternal toilet of bad ideas.

Seriously dude D&D is a game and your PC is no more real then your imaginary friend. When they die gives it up, and move on. Or come up with a clever way to raise it from the dead.

and second, give the man a break.. don't like his post? don't read it ...
Lord Dracos
03-11-05, 04:23 PM 2. [name?] met a swift death after drinking alchemist's fire. See sig.
kliate
03-11-05, 04:41 PM 3. Ballad of the fearsome barbarian:

The fearsome barbarian an ogre did fight
Blade to club, the ogres aim landed true
The barbarian stood not against this ogre's might
And out came the cleric with healing to do
Awakened again, the barbarian "tree'd"*
Tossing forth the token with a glimmer of a plan
but ogre was quick, and dodged it with ease
The barbarian saw need to stand up again
but was splattered like a squirrel under a boulder
And abandoned by friends his body grows colder.

*tree'd (v): To attempt to activate a Quall's Tree Token in the same space as an enemy, with the hopes of removing them from the fight.
UltimateReality
03-11-05, 06:44 PM Oh come on, TPK love, surely you can avoid reading this thread just for us? Pwetty please? *cute blinking and puppy eyes and hand-clasping for maximum cleavage* There's nothing wrong with a bit of fun in writing obits for characters. Thus, I present:

Sakura Yasuhaka, sole surviving party member from Kara-Tur, renowned wizard and feared dragon-slayer, questing to save her land from unspeakable demonic, abberant evil. She fell upon Yggdrasil, the World Tree, to an army of drow....after she and her party had attacked a small strike force, then gone back to town to sell the loot, then gone back and been attacked by a larger group, then gone back to town to sell the loot, then gone back again and noticed large amounts of bootprints, as though a regiment was passing through.
UltimateReality
03-11-05, 06:49 PM First of all... learn how to spellActually, I don't think even that is what he meant. I'm pretty sure "a las/a last" is supposed to be "alas", for example. Some people aren't natural-born writers, and spell check only takes ya so far, man.

Oh, and I really have to teach him about old English verb conjugations. :behold: Verily, it doth sound terrible unto mine ears to hear all ye folk use it so incorrectly. Not that I use it much better, but I do like to think I avoid the more obvious errors. If there's an English major hanging around this thread that can give me a lesson on this, I would LOVE to have it. :inlove:

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Dishliquid 03-11-05, 02:28 PM	I though it would be interesting if players wrote obituaries on some of their favorite characters. Kytan Merphistis This young half-giant never had a chance to meet his personal hero, Drizzt. Some would have called Kytan a drow clone, but Kytan would have carried that label proudly. With his large and huge dual scimitars, Kytan was a veritable dance of death, critically threatening many, knowing just where to stab. Kytan was dissected by another half-giant's huge greatsword, who found that sweet spot between the sternum and ribs. Three times. In the period of six seconds.
On_the_wings_of_TPK 03-11-05, 02:45 PM	A las my pC 1001 thread for I knew it well. It was too stupid to stay in exsistance. All it ever did was annoy poeple, It really should ahve come into exsistance, oh it is unnataurally dumb and time consuming. It doth clogth the boards. For its sake and the sake off all those around it I had to light it on fire and flush it down the eternal tiolet of bad ideas. Seriousely dude D&D is a game and your PC is no more real then your imaginary freind. when they die give it up, and move on. Or come up with a clever way to rais it from the dead.
DM_Erik 03-11-05, 03:21 PM	First of all... learn how to spell A last my pC 1001 thread for I knew it well. It was too stupid to stay in existence. All it ever did was annoy people, it really should have come into existence, oh it is unnaturally dumb and time consuming. It doth clogth the boards. For its sake and the sake off all those around it I had to light it on fire and flush it down the eternal toilet of bad ideas. Seriously dude D&D is a game and your PC is no more real then your imaginary friend. When they die gives it up, and move on. Or come up with a clever way to raise it from the dead. and second, give the man a break.. don't like his post? don't read it ...
Lord Dracos 03-11-05, 04:23 PM	2. [name?] met a swift death after drinking alchemist's fire. See sig.
kliate 03-11-05, 04:41 PM	3. Ballad of the fearsome barbarian: The fearsome barbarian an ogre did fight Blade to club, the ogres aim landed true The barbarian stood not against this ogre's might And out came the cleric with healing to do Awakened again, the barbarian "tree'd"* Tossing forth the token with a glimmer of a plan but ogre was quick, and dodged it with ease The barbarian saw need to stand up again but was splattered like a squirrel under a boulder And abandoned by friends his body grows colder. *tree'd (v): To attempt to activate a Quall's Tree Token in the same space as an enemy, with the hopes of removing them from the fight.
UltimateReality 03-11-05, 06:44 PM	Oh come on, TPK love, surely you can avoid reading this thread just for us? Pwetty please? cute blinking and puppy eyes and hand-clasping for maximum cleavage There's nothing wrong with a bit of fun in writing obits for characters. Thus, I present: Sakura Yasuhaka, sole surviving party member from Kara-Tur, renowned wizard and feared dragon-slayer, questing to save her land from unspeakable demonic, abberant evil. She fell upon Yggdrasil, the World Tree, to an army of drow....after she and her party had attacked a small strike force, then gone back to town to sell the loot, then gone back and been attacked by a larger group, then gone back to town to sell the loot, then gone back again and noticed large amounts of bootprints, as though a regiment was passing through.
UltimateReality 03-11-05, 06:49 PM	First of all... learn how to spellActually, I don't think even that is what he meant. I'm pretty sure "a las/a last" is supposed to be "alas", for example. Some people aren't natural-born writers, and spell check only takes ya so far, man. Oh, and I really have to teach him about old English verb conjugations. :behold: Verily, it doth sound terrible unto mine ears to hear all ye folk use it so incorrectly. Not that I use it much better, but I do like to think I avoid the more obvious errors. If there's an English major hanging around this thread that can give me a lesson on this, I would LOVE to have it. :inlove: