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| Solik09-02-05, 06:41 PM | Here's my attempt at Lamest 1001 Thread Ever. Enjoy. So you've been adventuring in a group for awhile, and damn that half-elven bard/fighter chick is hot. You're sitting around a campfire, spelunking through a deep cavern, whatever, and finally, you know it's time to make your move. What do you say / do? Female forum-goers: feel free to use pick-up lines on the male character if you wish. Bonus points for drow lines. 1. Wanna see a new use for Perform (oratory)? 2. Nice sword. Wanna see mine? |
| Kadasbrass09-02-05, 11:05 PM | Okay I'll bite and respond with one 3) Okay I'll bite (hey! can be used for drow too!) |
| ShadowDragon868509-02-05, 11:07 PM | 4) "What're you doing for the rest of my life?" (Especially good when human is using the pickup line on elf.) 5) "So, have any plans for the evening?" 6) "Y'know... I'd bet that big tent is lonely all by yourself." 7) "Would a night of sex be interesting to you?" (Sometimes the direct approach works) 8) "Want me to wash your back?" |
| SodaGuy09-02-05, 11:11 PM | 1. Wanna see a new use for Perform (oratory)? L.O.L. |
| LCD2YOU09-02-05, 11:13 PM | 9) Hey, it's not a little wand you want so here, use my staff. 10) Didn't I meet you in the Underdark? |
| Vacerious09-02-05, 11:18 PM | sure, i'll give it a try. 1) hey. you know, i've got about 8 ranks in Use Rope, if you're into that kind of thing. 2) (this one's good if you're playing an especially 'cute' character) But it's so dark and scary over there, will you come with me? (*commence with the sad puppy face*) 3) You know, we could always share a room. 4) (good if you're scouting with the party rogue) Hey, I just noticed. Its just you and me in this corridor. Just us. ;) -----edit---- got one more. 5) Wanna see what my 18 Charisma is like under the hood? |
| kuhTHOOloo09-02-05, 11:19 PM | 11. (for that swashbuckling female character) Yer father must've been a pirate fer he hath looted the heavens and buried the treasure deep within yer eyes. |
| Iver Gearsham09-02-05, 11:30 PM | Gnome wizard to Elf female mage Let me show you my ALTself spell ;) . |
| REvil7409-03-05, 12:49 AM | OK, lets see, that leads us to 18. (Male Drow) They don't call us black elves for nothing... 19. This Ring of Protection guards from more than just swords you know. wow, this really is kinda lame lol. |
| tharivol26609-03-05, 01:52 AM | (druid to anyone) wanna pet my weasel companion? |
| Salookanana09-03-05, 02:11 AM | "Wanna see my fireballs?" |
| green_yawgmoth09-03-05, 02:54 AM | (for a sorcerer) "wanna see why I claim to have dragon blood in me? ;D" http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif |
| Derren S.09-03-05, 06:57 AM | 23?. You are good at use magic device aren't you? Wanna try it on my wand? |
| Fort deadly kick09-03-05, 07:45 AM | Genuine happening: Ebberon, in a barfight, I, the experienced adventuring wizard told my companions to be non lethal, and the party was having great fun. The ninja was dissapearing left and right, knocking everyone out with a sap. The shifter druid shifted and was punching everyone out left and right, the party ranger was throwing tables at everyone. *From behind me* Barguy: "nobody messes with sandbar pete!" *feel a crossbow point sticking into my back.* Me: "On the contrairy." *impossible jump and tumble check, used five action points* * two handcrossbows, impossible roll, two action points each, hit and kill the guy* DM: "the last person standing is you, the druid, and a lone barmaid" Me: "Care to make a swoon check?" |
| feartheinvinceblehamster09-03-05, 11:24 AM | i ready my bag of holding! and my rod of lordly might! |
| Dhavaer09-04-05, 03:03 AM | 26: Guess what I've got proficiency in! |
| Laranis Callirr09-04-05, 03:14 AM | Don't bother with pick-up lines. Take her to the local potion store and get a Romantic Lovers Discount Potion Six-Pack. Contains 2 units of: Potion of Love Potion of Enlarge Potion of Endurance No money-back guarantee. |
| Vaalingrade Ashland09-04-05, 03:26 AM | (As bard) *Suggestion* -- As an adventurer I'm set for cash, as a bard, I'm definately charismatic and as far as you know, I'm the caring, gentle type. Save vs. Dead Sexy. |
| feartheinvinceblehamster09-04-05, 09:21 AM | lol |
| Callista09-04-05, 04:09 PM | Hehe... you're right, this *is* totally lame. So why am I giggling?... Maybe I should start a "1001 Things to Do When A Male Member of Your Party Uses a Lame Pickup Line On You"... #1: "Create Water"! |
| Ze_Mighty_Vegetable09-04-05, 06:25 PM | I'm a CON 26, fort 50, raging barbarian with endurance. you have anything in mind for this month? |
| Lazzmaniandevil09-04-05, 07:26 PM | 29. Have you casted charm person on me ? 30. Do you know how easy the kama sutra become with cat's grace ? 31. (druid) They say I'm a real animal in bed.... litterally!! And one for after.... bard- So how was it for you ? girl- I've seen better... (bard cast modify memory) bard- So I was it for you ? girl- Amazing!!! |
| Tyler Do'Urden09-04-05, 09:40 PM | Here's a haiku from Kingdom of Loathing (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com): 32. Nice axe there, baby. Wanna latch onto my shaft? That line always works. |
| Karsus the Mad09-04-05, 10:06 PM | I suppose.......some nice cheesy D&D lines.... 33. Wanna try out my pleasure ring+5? 34. I may be a halfling, but there's nothing Small about me! 35. One night with me and you'll need to make a Fortitude save. 36. I have Fast Healing, so no need to be gentle. 37. I just failed my Will save against your Gaze. 38. I hope you have death ward going, cuz we're about to do some serious energy draining! |
| BeyondFated09-04-05, 10:25 PM | 39) Why yes, that is a bastardsword, and I am happy to see you. 40) I just took proficiency in whip, wanna help me try it out? 41) My great-grandfather was a duegar, so I can cast Enlarge on certain areas of myself... 42) That Breatplate looks mighty uncomfortable, want me to take care of that? 43) Baby, you better make a will save, cause I just cast Hewards Instant Love Shack. 44) I took Weild Oversized Weapon and I only use shortswords, you do the math. More later. |
| ArcImpulse09-04-05, 10:30 PM | A pretty dumb one, but meh. 45: (in a room with some type of chest with drawers) Hey, there, missing something? I could help you search your drawers for it. |
| Loren Pechtel09-04-05, 10:52 PM | 46) Holds up hand with a ring on it. "Ring of Perform: Sex +30. Need I say more?" |
| Lazzmaniandevil09-04-05, 11:03 PM | 47. I may be a halfling, but I can give you a full fling! 48. Ever done it in reverse gravity ? |
| MasterRookie09-04-05, 11:09 PM | 47. Can I put my sword in your sheath 48. You know they don't call me sir lancealot because of my weapon 49. I just saved your life do me 50. You know they call me the cleric of Looooove 51. I just slipped a potion of dominate person into your drink do me 52. Princess babe why don't you send the servants and guards out so we can talk 53. (for use on villains) you wanna plunder my village 54. You know if you used alter self you'd be a ten 55. Are you a medusa cause when I looked at you part of me petrified |
| Captain_Krunch09-04-05, 11:34 PM | 56: (gnome) Hey baby, Once you go gnome you never go back! |
| OctoberRaven09-04-05, 11:51 PM | 57: How I about I cast Bigsby's Stroking Hand on you? 58: I got a +5 Heavy Mace with your name all over it 59: Wanna try out my masterwork manacles? 60: Think of what I can do with my rapier. Or undo. 61: (For a Drow) Wanna get closer to Lolth? 62: Come on, you know you want to botch your Will save. |
| MasterRookie09-04-05, 11:53 PM | 57. Fighter: come on babe when in the underdark do as the drow do Sorceress: THE DROW DON"T HAVE THREESOMES 58. (when in an evil forrest) You wanna see some really dark wood |
| Karsus the Mad09-05-05, 12:16 AM | 57. Fighter: come on babe when in the underdark do as the drow do Sorceress: THE DROW DON"T HAVE THREESOMES 59. Fighter to Sorceress: Just cuz the drow don't doesn't mean we can't. |
| ticattack09-05-05, 12:20 AM | 63: Are you half-celestial? 'Cause you look like Heaven. 64: Intelligent Skeleton, to the 25 Charisma female elven bard: Hey, baby, -- Bard: If you make a crack about a bone, I'm going to kill you. |
| Black Kitten09-05-05, 03:48 AM | One we used in the party a lot: "Hey, do you know why we Gnomes get a constitution bonus? *wink*" |
| Lazzmaniandevil09-05-05, 09:58 AM | 68 (I think). If you don't find me attractive, you can always cast blindness on yourself... |
| JakeQuistis09-05-05, 11:06 AM | (I started counting from the 47-48 post, and this one will be 71) 71. You just scored a critical hit on my heart. Inspired by the song, Critical Hit on my Heart. |
| MasterRookie09-05-05, 11:08 AM | 59. Fighter to Sorceress: Just cuz the drow don't doesn't mean we can't. ah good one. |
| Orpheon09-05-05, 11:58 AM | (For when you are lost) 72. Who needs a compass? I am pointing straight at my target. |
| Sir Nerdsworth09-05-05, 12:46 PM | I think that the actual pick-up line is superflous. What's more important is how you deliver it - thick Sean Connery-style accent, anyone? :D |
| Lyinginbedmon09-05-05, 12:58 PM | 73. I'd like to tap that keg 74. I can see someone doesn't need an alter self to get by 75. If we work together, I won't need a move earth to shake the tavern. It'll be cost effective for both of us! |
| Prince Indirian09-05-05, 05:37 PM | LOL, what a thread. There has to be a hall of fame for threads. |
| hazel monday09-05-05, 09:08 PM | i think this thread is the perfect answer to all those "why don't more girls play d&d ?" threads. |
| Solik09-05-05, 09:41 PM | Hehe... you're right, this *is* totally lame. So why am I giggling?... You don't give women enough credit, hazel. The female playing in my group enjoyed this thread as well. |
| Stormrunner09-06-05, 03:44 AM | Stormy has been known to use #7 ("Hey, let's have sex!") in actual play. But then, she's a centaur, and the horse-folk are a lot less ... embarassed... about such things. Callista, I'd like to see that thread! And the reason you're giggling is these are SO lame ... I think so far the only original one has been #47 (halfling ... "full fling"). |
| Druk09-06-05, 04:11 AM | #76: (Using bluff) That Wizard just put a curse on our clothes, we better take them off |
| MasterRookie09-06-05, 10:26 AM | I like the last one. 77. (to maids) You can wipe my floors any day 78. you know they call me the slayer of maidens |
| Zyklon09-06-05, 10:50 AM | 79. I heard theres some evil cult whos sacrifising virgins, want me to protect you from that? |
| ShadowDragon868509-06-05, 10:57 AM | 80. "I may be short and thin and totally not strong... But that means I'm like cuddling up with a downy pillow." 81. "Backrub?" 82. (After 81.) "Wanna just see where this goes?" 83. "Have we got any good reason not to?" (After 82.) 84. "Besides... I want to make you feel good." (Good generally... But best after 83.) 85. "The night is young... And I hear the best repellant for the undead is love. Or holy water. But we're fresh out of the water." 86. "May I kiss you, mi'lady? 87. "You know, times are changing, mi'lady - and you are very beautiful. Would you mind overmuch if I swoon at your courage and valor?" 88. "You saved my life. How about I pay you back on my knees, my lady?" 89. "So... Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?" (it needed to be said.) 90. "Well...Can you really think of a reason we shoulden't?" |
| LCD2YOU09-06-05, 10:57 AM | I like the last one. 77. (to maids) You can wipe my floors any dayFemale's reply: I do that already with your a**. 78. you know they call me the slayer of maidensFemale's reply: Could it be something due to your breath? |
| MasterRookie09-06-05, 03:16 PM | Wow a pc getting beaten up by a level one commoner maid. That sucks. Okay all evil ones now 90. You know I might be (pause) persuaded not to invade your village 91. I'm a hot evil enchantress do me (seriously thats all a chick needs to say) 92. How bout I lock you in the dungeon 93. What shall we do first the interrogation or the luv'n 94. You know they call me the Looooove arch lich 95. you know if do it with an undead its not cheating 96. You know they don't call me Vishrok the impaler because of my executions 97. How bout I ravage your countryside 98. You've anexed my heart 100. Hows about I breach your fortress |
| MasterRookie09-06-05, 03:17 PM | 79. I heard theres some evil cult whos sacrifising virgins, want me to protect you from that? reminds me of an X files episode |
| OctoberRaven09-06-05, 03:30 PM | You skipped 99 MasterRookie. But I got that covered 99. Male: What if it's the cure for mummy rot? Female: I seriously doubt that. Male: Only one way to find out. 101. Of course I got protection. I got a Glyph of Warding on my door. :D |
| Lyinginbedmon09-06-05, 03:38 PM | 102. Would you feel better if I used a very well shaped wall of force? Only I'm not sure I can make one that big ;) |
| MasterRookie09-06-05, 03:51 PM | 103. "Hey gaurds lady you wanna get buisy" "Your under arrest" "I like where this is going GIGIDYGIGIDYGIGIDYGOO!" 104. "hey cleric baby how bout I put a crack in your temple wall" |
| Count Nerindil Van Seraph09-06-05, 03:56 PM | 103) I put all my skill points in "sexual prowess". 104) I can summon a chain devil if you'er in to that kind of thing... 105) Man: I'm actualy half-ogre. Woman:You look human to me Man: I'm ogre were it counts. |
| kam_Islash09-06-05, 04:06 PM | All of these can be said to a drow high priestess: 103. They say I'm like a demon in bed. Wanna test that theory? 104. I can cast shapechange...want a blast from your past? 105. Your hair is like spider silk...does the carpet match the curtains? General Ones: 106. Got any dwarf in you? Would you like some? 107. Your eyes are like Ioun stones. Reject line for the Priestess: "I know what went in first, and I dont wanna follow!" |
| kliate09-06-05, 04:14 PM | 108. Between your bow and my staff, we can create a legion never to be forgotten by time. 109. Grease? I thought he said it was a scroll of Geas!. Oh well...are you busy this evening? 110. I'm sorry I slaughtered your entire tribe and all, but if it makes you feel better we can get started on a new one.... |
| Power_of_Kung_Food09-06-05, 04:34 PM | Can I put my immovable rod in your portable hole? |
| MasterRookie09-06-05, 07:07 PM | 111. Wanna see my ten foot pole 112. Wanna see my portable ram |
| Salookanana09-06-05, 11:44 PM | *Spell caster to another spell caster* Howz about some hot mage on mage action? I R TEH WHIGHT MAGE!!1 I HEALZ TEH CUTZORZ AND TEH BOO BOOZ!!!1 Heheheheh wanna see my immovible rod? heheheh Huhuhuhuh i got iron wood cast on my pants. huhuhuhuh Huhuhuh hey baby...huhuhuh Want me to cast rope trick, baby? I may be a paladin, but baby, you can lead me to evil any time. My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself Are the good planes missing an angel? Cuz you got great knockers! Hey baby, if your into it, i got a bag of tricks with our names written on it. Me Krog! Me want do it! *For the arch liches: heheheheheheh... wanna bone? heheheheh I got a rod of dominate person if you are into that stuff. |
| Journeyman Samwise09-06-05, 11:53 PM | NWS- "You made me just cast 'Create Water' in my undies." |
| LCD2YOU09-07-05, 08:24 AM | 126: Hey babe, you know how many shots a high level mage gets with his Magic Missile? 127: What? A Summoning Spell? Do you really want to summon a real monster? 128: It's late, I haven't had a female in a while and I don't see anyone else asking you. 129: No, there's no love involved. I'm just offering you pure hot and heavy, animalistic and fantastic sex for the next 6 hours. 130: Oh? You're not a woman but a male elf? Ok, you look close enough so let's go. 131: Male hobbit to human female. No, the term "little people" is not 100% accurate. |
| OctoberRaven09-07-05, 01:50 PM | 132: You wanna hold my +1 Longspear? 133: My Eye of Vecna sees all, and it sees you looking below my waist. 134: Ya know, I have to wear a bag of holding just so my pants dont tear up. 135: You're a druid eh? Well I got a grove with two big fruits just for you. 136: To a Mindflayer: You can wrap those tentacles around my head any time. 137: As a Cleric of Nerull: You know, this scythe isn't overcompensation... |
| Vrykolas2k09-07-05, 03:31 PM | Your head would look great on my mantle... want to go to dinner? |
| Disco09-07-05, 09:56 PM | I hope you're not a fey, because I'm enchanted by your beauty. |
| OctoberRaven09-07-05, 11:50 PM | Not a pickup, but something you could see being heard in a 8-Bit Theatre-Esqe gaming session. 140 Male "Hey, why are you hanging out with that ugly orc" Female: "That ugly orc is my boyfriend..." Male: "Is bestiality legal in Greyhawk?" Female: "No, why?" Male: "Then never mind, because if you're with him you have to have a 2 in intellegence" |
| Valgaav09-08-05, 07:46 AM | I'm a CON 26, fort 50, raging barbarian with endurance. you have anything in mind for this month? I'm no wordsmith, but I know what I like. and this one I like! |
| Morka09-08-05, 10:57 AM | 141. Yeah, I know, I have the feat Rapid Shot. But I have Rapid Reload too... 142. Do you happen to have the feat Monkey Grip by any chance? 143. The swashbuckler, captured by an amazon tribe: "I'm ok for a whirlwind attack..." 144. The party is captured by a red wyrm. The ugly half-orc chick: "Oh, is there any man here that can make me feel like a real woman only once in my life?" The sexy bard, removing his shirt: "Ok, I allow you to clean my clothes." |
| MasterRookie09-10-05, 12:01 PM | 145. You wanna clean my flying broomstick 146. With a Charisma 20 I technically just have to look at you |
| Swarms09-10-05, 07:22 PM | I can't believe this hasn't been done! 147. Rogues do it from behind. |
| MasterRookie09-10-05, 08:38 PM | 148. Hows about the three of us hook up. The rogue and me can flank for bonuses. 149. Lets see if I can peirce your armor 150. You know I'm way better then a rod of vibration |
| Lyinginbedmon09-10-05, 08:51 PM | 151. We don't need Fusion to get together you know |
| ridiculous09-10-05, 08:53 PM | 151: Male: So, when did you multiclass as a psion? Female: What are you talking about? Male: Well duh, you're doing telekinesis all the time! Female: What are you talking about??? Male: You're making things lift without touching them! |
| MasterRookie09-10-05, 09:09 PM | This is the best 1001 list ever |
| ShadowDragon868509-10-05, 11:16 PM | Haha-ahahahaha-ahahaaah! I love this thread. |
| Salookanana09-11-05, 01:18 AM | 152. Riddle: What has hundreds of teeth and holds back a monster mightier then the tarrasque? Answear: My zipper! Say that to an attractive sphinx! They love riddles! :P |
| Gwenfloor09-11-05, 04:09 PM | After a female kills a Cyclops: "You can whack my one-eyed monster anyday!" |
| janusthinker09-11-05, 06:50 PM | 154) [From an amnesiac intelligent zombie former military officer to one of his former subordinate officers, a changeling rogue currently appearing as a beautiful woman] Can I order you to let me hit that? |
| SodaGuy09-11-05, 07:02 PM | Haha-ahahahaha-ahahaaah! I love this thread. ^^^ |
| MysticalDruid09-11-05, 09:46 PM | 155. You want to see my greatsword? |
| Salookanana09-12-05, 01:54 AM | 156. "Do you work for a parcel delivery buisness?" "No, why?" "Because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package!" For the sorccerors: 157. We can do it more times a day then anybody 158. Wizards may have big brains, but thanks to our charisma, we got big.... For the Palidan (Or anyone who likes riding horses) 159. *Points to mount* Yeah, i make him jealous. Alignment based: 160. True Neutral: What ever your into, I'm fine with 161. Lawful Good: I like commitment. 162. Chaotic Good: Lets just go in the bushes and do it, and maybe something beautiful will happen. 163. Chaotic Neutral: Lets just go in the bushes and do it 164. Chaotic Evil: Lets just go in the bushes and do it or we could set something on fire 165. Lawful Evil: If your turned on by power baby, I'm your man. 166. Say, do you happen to have proficiancy's in whips or chains? Or any points in use rope? And the one and only pick up line needed for the party's female to use: 167. Wanna go do it? |
| Molitor09-12-05, 03:42 PM | I seem to have lost my portable hole, can I have yours? hahahahah |
| skywyze09-12-05, 03:53 PM | 1) hey. you know, i've got about 8 ranks in Use Rope, if you're into that kind of thing.Wow, I always wondered why nymphs had +3 to their Use Rope skill... Why didn't I see that before? *ponder* |
| skywyze09-12-05, 06:26 PM | 157. (Zombie or Illithid talking) "I'd sure like to pick your brain some time." 158. "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched." 159. "I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on." |
| Super_Demolition_Christ09-12-05, 09:22 PM | 160)Female:*licks males greatsword seductively*This is a nice greatsword.*smiles* Male:Thats nothing, I just use this one so the other guys dont get jealous 161)Halfing rogue:"Rogues do it from behind, halfing rogues do it from behind and below, you might want to be careful or I might sneak attack you with my swift dagger" 162)(best if dwarf)To Princess: "I can see fair maiden, that you have been well...endowed. But I fear my dowry dwarf's your own" 163)Princess to dwarf:"You can dwarf my dowry anytime" |
| Taim Kelrathos09-12-05, 10:47 PM | Rogue: You know, I like to do it from behind... Druid: I can do it doggie style. Paladin: I'm always fully protected. Sorceror: With great Charisma comes great times... Wizard: You know, this spell book isn't the only book I carry. Ranger: I like bushes. Cleric:I like missionary. |
| Nithendil09-13-05, 04:13 AM | 164) I put on my robe and wizard hat. |
| Master of the Wild09-13-05, 05:00 AM | The druid: "You, know, I know all about you women. I've got a +30 on my knowledge(nature) check!" The bard: "I know you're uncertain what you should do, but I've got a +4 inspire courage to help you with that!" "So, have you found your G yet? - "My G?" "I have a +20 op spot checks..." |
| Solik09-13-05, 10:28 AM | 164) I put on my robe and wizard hat. Win. |
| Morka09-13-05, 11:19 AM | "So, have you found your G yet? - "My G?" "I have a +20 op spot checks..." It's like secret doors, elves get an automatic search check... |
| skywyze09-13-05, 12:15 PM | 164) I put on my robe and wizard hat.Win.Second that. >.< |
| Da Dinictus09-13-05, 01:00 PM | 164) I put on my robe and wizard hat.You, sir, win this thread. 165. "Hey babe, want me to become your familiar?" |
| Flushmaster09-13-05, 03:45 PM | Somebody reads bash. I think that would be better for an out of character pass on a female player though...preferably one with a good sense of humor to avoid the potential backlash (if she knows the context, at least). |
| hiroshimahamster09-13-05, 05:25 PM | From the halfling lesbian CG wizard 12/rogue 1 (dex 20, cha 17): - Hey, i may not be able to sneak attack you very well, but i am cute and my height is good for something ;) - Wanna pet my furry rat? - I'm cold - wanna keep me warm? |
| Skyblade09-14-05, 12:28 AM | To female Sea-Elf: "How about finishing the day off with amplexus?" |
| Kohdok09-14-05, 01:26 AM | Pick up lines: (WARNING!) some of these get kind of naughty... cover the eyes of your children!! For Barbarians: "Say, that loincloth looks good on you, but it'd look better on this dungeon floor!" "I'm sure you know more than one way to be savage, right?" For Bards: "The way you play that flute makes me feel all warm inside" "Can your Bardic Knowledge tell you how much I love you?" For Clerics: "You can cure MY minor wounds ANY day." "You sure you're not an Aasimar? you look like a GOD to me!" For Druids: "Can I go back to nature with you?" "What say you leave ol' wolfy here and we find a nice rock to sit on?" For Fighters: "I bet you'd look better without the armor on." "What else can you do with your feat?" For Monks: "I have ways of finding tranquility I know you'd like." "So what else can you do with those hands?" For Paladins: "Hey, what say we get away from all this evil and do some good lovin'?" "You can "lay on hands" me anytime." For Rangers: "Have you picked a "Favored position"?" (I'll just end this one here... I've done enough harm.) For Rogues: "I bet you can do ANYthing with those hands" "Aww, baby, why do you have to play so hard to find?" For Sorcerers: "Is it hot in here or is it just you?" "I bet that Charisma is good for more than just spellcasting." For Wizards: "I got a nice book written in India, you interested?" "Have you prepared any good spells lately?" |
| Aldarionn09-14-05, 03:15 AM | Cornugon says to a Sucubus "You make me horny baby! YEAH!!" Fighter says to a female Monk "Show me your flurry of blows" :D |
| darkhellion2109-14-05, 10:32 AM | CE male human rogue to a succubi Since I'm going to the nine hells anyway, would you like to show me a little piece of heaven? ;) |
| NinjaE09-14-05, 12:36 PM | CE's go to the Abyss upon death. She might think you were insulting her with that "nine hells" bit. |
| Lyinginbedmon09-14-05, 01:28 PM | Some for Pun-pun: Are you done yet? Did you start?Of course, it being Pun-pun, his partner would probably spontaneously combust from touching himAnd now, a general line that is surprisingly effective when said shivering: There's something crawling up my leg, could you get it out for me? |
| Lurk3r09-18-05, 04:04 PM | Ehh...here's a couple bad ones from someone else in my group...both for clerics, since the particular person who thought them up always plays them... "Did you know the most powerful position is on your knees?" (Using Power Word) "Strip!" eww..... |
| UndeadMouse09-19-05, 10:46 AM | "You know, this lock grease isn't only used for locks" [halfling rogue]"Most people say shorter is better, but if you don't like it I have a scroll of Enlarge in my pack" /*man, this is lame*/ "you know, we elves have to learn something useful to pass the centuries" |
| felinoel09-19-05, 04:01 PM | Hehe... you're right, this *is* totally lame. So why am I giggling?... Maybe I should start a "1001 Things to Do When A Male Member of Your Party Uses a Lame Pickup Line On You"... #1: "Create Water"! lol now that is good |