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babysalesman 05-14-06, 11:40 PM	ok, i don't know if the "1001 blah blah blah..." thread name thing is "copywrited" or anything, but if it is, sorry. and also sorry if this has been done before. anyway... post here pranks or jokes you can pull on your fellow PC party members. (this may not yeild as many results as the pranks on the DM or from the DM to PCs, but i might as well try) please remember to number them 1. constantly roll a bluff check on one of them to try and convince them that they are the opposite gender. one you succeed, try and change their character sheet to reflect the new turn of gender.
Arcane 05-15-06, 04:42 AM	2. Be the biggest, strongest class your DM allows. Constantly and randomly throw your partners places. 3. Constantly make bad webcomic references and say 'I attack the darkness!' for the 10th time in 2 minutes.
Shaggy_Shaggs 05-15-06, 04:52 AM	4. Play a mean, uncaring (but grudgingly loyal) evil antihero in a good party for a year and a half. The in-game night before the final confrontation, go to the BBEG in private and join his side. Don't tell any of the other PCs (or their players) that you're planning a double-reversal. Let them think you've betrayed them until the first round of the final fight, when you use your starting position adjacent to the BBEG to unleash a full attack, disarming his world-ending artifact sword and running him through with it in the same round. :devil: (This might belong in the other thread, not even the DM saw this coming when it happened.)
Andorxor 05-15-06, 04:53 AM	5. Decide that the party must be a god,because he has supernatural powers. 6. Start to workship the party wizzard 7. Get your DM to allow you to multiclass as Cleric of party wizzard 8. Convert the party and every NPC you meet to the new religion
Lyranis 05-15-06, 02:20 PM	9. In the next town, build a monument to the Party's Tank. A very bad life-sized statue made of cheese. 10. Play a character who is against killing of any kind. Make said character refuse to attack anything without first trying to talk to it. Make sure you are the party's Tank. 11. Take Craft Paintint and insist your group sits for a portrait ever time you camp. 12. Snore loudly whenever your character is sleeping. 13. Be a high level monk with that ability where you can't get drunk. Don't tell party members that you can't get drunk. Challenge party members to a drinking game using Dragon spirits. Laugh when they all pass out. 14. Use prestidigitation to turn all your party members clothing, armor, whatever pink. 15. Insist that you cook every meal. Have no ranks in craft cooking. Roll baddly. Then cry whenever someone says your food tastes like crap. 16. Name your sword. Refuse to talk to any other players unless they address your sword first.
hmmmm 05-15-06, 02:51 PM	17. Steal the clothing and sell it back to them (I did this once, I took the orcs clothing right off of him)
stargate525 05-15-06, 04:48 PM	18. Take a party member's familiar/animal companion, and bury it up to its neck in the ground right near its master's head.
Richmud 05-15-06, 05:36 PM	19. Play as a charecter capable of taking on multiple party roles (binder might be good or chameleon at higher level). Attempt to play a diffrent role in the party every session, grow angry if any attempts to userp your new role.
Wonton2006 05-15-06, 05:39 PM	20. Be a spellcaster. Make sure that no one else in the party has high enough Spellcraft ranks. Commonly lie about what spell you're casting. The possibilities are endless... "What'd you just cast on us?" "Oh, uh... Mass Resist Energy. You're all pretty much immune to fire." "Great. So here's the plan. We lure them into a small area, you Fireball all of us. We should be fine, right?" "Ye-he-he-he-hes. :plotting: :evillaugh" 2% of the way there!
Tristan 05-15-06, 05:40 PM	4. Play a mean, uncaring (but grudgingly loyal) evil antihero in a good party for a year and a half. The in-game night before the final confrontation, go to the BBEG in private and join his side. Don't tell any of the other PCs (or their players) that you're planning a double-reversal. Let them think you've betrayed them until the first round of the final fight, when you use your starting position adjacent to the BBEG to unleash a full attack, disarming his world-ending artifact sword and running him through with it in the same round. :devil: (This might belong in the other thread, not even the DM saw this coming when it happened.) dude, that is awesome
monkadin 05-15-06, 08:32 PM	21. Play a red dragon and keep shapechanged into humanoid form. Tell the group that you're an eldritch knight. Then when you're at the end of an important adventure, about to fight a boss or someone, Revert to your natural form and toast them. The looks on their faces will be priceless. Then politely ask the boss guy to buy you a sandwich.
Krug_the_smasher 05-15-06, 09:58 PM	22. Put all ranks in Perform(singing) and sing OOC as off key as possible. Kinda like "Frank the tank" in Old School. 23. get the leadership feat, and have ONLY swarms as followers, and the always occupy your allies squares. Tell them it is "in case they get grappled". Yes, even on the sorc/wizard, who it would not matter. 24. Play a bard, and constantly bluff them into thinking abnormal things. Like "You are madly in love with this rock". 25. Run away from single orcs, but taunt the tarrasque. 26. Play a pun pun, and poke then from 20ft away with your infinite reach. 27. If your DM wont let you play pun pun, get a rod of lordly might and poke them with it. 28. Get a rod of lordly might and make sexual refrences to it.
monkadin 05-15-06, 11:24 PM	29. Get/cast a feast of heroes and keep it in a room at an inn while your party members are doing something in town.(healing up, etc) Then replace all the drinks with urine and fill the food with sovreign glue, or my favorite: alchemist's fire. Then when they come and eat it later, things might happen as such: hmm, this ish ay thashztie chikin, mhy mouf fewlz fhunny. (sovereign glue hardens completely). Ay khandt fheel mhi faysh. 30. When staying at an inn, cast delayed blast fireball and place it under a door. Then cast permanency on it. As soon as a party member walks close, recall the permanency and the door explodes in their face. 31. Polymorph a fellow PC's lover into a mongrelfolk, and if they already ARE a mongrelfolk, polymorph them into a medusa, can't get uglier than that.
Felyndaer 05-15-06, 11:59 PM	ANYTHING with sovereign glue. Examples? 32. Glue barbarian's greataxe into it's sheathe on his back 33. Glue canteen to anybody's platemail (this one's a classic~) 34. Glue Monk's fists together while they're sleeping Now for a few others... 35. Make an arcane mark of something profane or just humiliating right on somebody's face/head 36. While going into a town for the first time, cast Veil on the party to make them look like warpainted orcs and you like a bound up hostage
gkp79 05-16-06, 01:57 AM	5. Decide that the party must be a god,because he has supernatural powers. 6. Start to workship the party wizzard 7. Get your DM to allow you to multiclass as Cleric of party wizzard 8. Convert the party and every NPC you meet to the new religion Funny you mention this. I was in a game where this exact thing happened, and the player being worshipped started living it up with spells and such to make him look like an angel at the higher levels. Eventually he ascended to lesser dietyhood about the time the game ended :)
Wonton2006 05-16-06, 07:51 AM	37. Insist that your character has a bad English accent. Constantly roleplay. Some words for your vocabulary are: "Tea party." (paaah-tee) "Cricket." "Polo." (p-oh-l-oh) "Chap." "Bloke." "Heavens, no." "Goodness, yes." "Preposterous."
Eagle_13 05-16-06, 09:46 AM	Immovable rods are always a good way to play pranks. 38. Put the immovable rod over a sleeping persons neck, then wake them with warcries. 39. put the immovable rod between the legs of a walking person 40. Put the Immovable rod behind weapons that are being dragged or carried over shoulders. This is always fun, till you have a first-timer brake the freaking rod.
stargate525 05-16-06, 04:00 PM	ANYTHING with sovereign glue. Examples? 32. Glue barbarian's greataxe into it's sheathe on his back 33. Glue canteen to anybody's platemail (this one's a classic~) 34. Glue Monk's fists together while they're sleeping Those are just downright evil. I would have to make sure to have universal solvent in supply before pulling that though...
E. Ravenwood 05-16-06, 04:52 PM	#41: This is a true story, and one of the many times my party darn near lynched me. Our party consisted mainly of fighter types, our leader was a Half-Orc Paladin, we had a cleric, a three fighters, and Me. Everyone in the party was lawful in some way, the Paladin and Cleric both LG, and the fighters were LN. I was a CN rogue. We had just arrived back in town from an adventure that we had lost, rather badly. To give you an idea, we had no money, no armor, and had barely escaped with some of our weapons. In an effort to buy some much needed supplies, I stole the best weapon from the Paladin, a +1 Greatsword, an hawked it. I purchased some MW armor and weapons, and food, and was ready to start kickin' some new tale. To keep our leader from realizing I stole it, I replaced it with a rubber look alike. I planned on purchasing another +1 Greatsword when I got the money, and no one would be the wiser. He only used it on big jobs anyway, most of the time he used a Long Sword, so he could use his shield. On our way out of town, we could only purchase two horses with the money we could pile together, and we had a cart from a previous time in this town, and we all rode in it. We were heading for a cave that we had lost to some bandits a few missions before and thought we could make off with quite a bit of money, when we came across a patrol of seven Gnolls. Now these Gnolls didn't look like the kind to mess around with, but being the paladin he was, our fearless leader jumped from the cart and screamed a warcry and something derogatory about their leader's mother, and pulled his greatsword from across his back. So there he is with limp noodle in his hands and seven very p*$$*d of gnolls coming after him. He turns and glares at me, in and out of Character, so I do the only thing I can. I smack the reins and haul a$$. Needless to say he wasn't our leader for very much longer, and I wasn't the party's rogue for a very long time. :D
Shiikeras 05-16-06, 05:06 PM	#41: This is a true story, and one of the many times my party darn near lynched me. Our party consisted mainly of fighter types, our leader was a Half-Orc Paladin, we had a cleric, a three fighters, and Me. Everyone in the party was lawful in some way, the Paladin and Cleric both LG, and the fighters were LN. I was a CN rogue. We had just arrived back in town from an adventure that we had lost, rather badly. To give you an idea, we had no money, no armor, and had barely escaped with some of our weapons. In an effort to buy some much needed supplies, I stole the best weapon from the Paladin, a +1 Greatsword, an hawked it. I purchased some MW armor and weapons, and food, and was ready to start kickin' some new tale. To keep our leader from realizing I stole it, I replaced it with a rubber look alike. I planned on purchasing another +1 Greatsword when I got the money, and no one would be the wiser. He only used it on big jobs anyway, most of the time he used a Long Sword, so he could use his shield. On our way out of town, we could only purchase two horses with the money we could pile together, and we had a cart from a previous time in this town, and we all rode in it. We were heading for a cave that we had lost to some bandits a few missions before and thought we could make off with quite a bit of money, when we came across a patrol of seven Gnolls. Now these Gnolls didn't look like the kind to mess around with, but being the paladin he was, our fearless leader jumped from the cart and screamed a warcry and something derogatory about their leader's mother, and pulled his greatsword from across his back. So there he is with limp noodle in his hands and seven very p*$$*d of gnolls coming after him. He turns and glares at me, in and out of Character, so I do the only thing I can. I smack the reins and haul a$$. Needless to say he wasn't our leader for very much longer, and I wasn't the party's rogue for a very long time. :D Dang... #42 Scout ahead, open doors, and place tanglefoot bags balanced on top.
annalivvie 05-19-06, 04:17 AM	1. Play a bard, and put the buff and powerful barbarian to sleep, undress him and when he wakes up make sure he's wearing clothing entirely made of flowers. 2. Ask your DM for special items for your character that have no real in game effect that can only be used on your party members. For example one game I was playing a faerie and I asked the DM if I could have a bag of magic sand which had several uses but was never harmful and could only be used on friends. Uses: Player characters may speak only in the third person, players change colors to reflect their emotional state, players hair grows 2 inches, player feels the need to turn everything into a song. Everytime a player speaks bubbles come out of his mouth. It's really a riot. A lot of DMs will allow stuff like this as long as you aren't using it as a weapon on NPCs.
somethings90 05-19-06, 12:36 PM	44. be a cleric and "accadently" cast an inflict spell.
Trill_the_Ranger 05-21-06, 12:55 PM	lets not let this die!!! 45. PLay a rogue.....bluff, steal from, intimidate, diplomize, hide from, etc...your party :P 46. Bluff another PC into thinking he has a split personality 47. Continue to eat cheese untill you character has "those" problems and stop to relieve yourself whenever possible and insist that the other players wait just in case of a "problem" :yuck:
devilin_west 05-21-06, 04:42 PM	48. Play a bard that constantly drinks so that when ever he is in a bar he starts a bar brawl using your fighters greatsword, and whenever he is in a real battle he takes his mandolin(or other instrument) up as if he were holding a greatsword.(The great part of this is that sometimes you still take orcs heads off using your instrument.)
DaMullet 05-21-06, 04:56 PM	30. When staying at an inn, cast delayed blast fireball and place it under a door. Then cast permanency on it. As soon as a party member walks close, recall the permanency and the door explodes in their face. DBF can't be Permed. It only lasts for up to 5 rounds, no matter what.
devilin_west 05-21-06, 05:06 PM	#41: This is a true story, and one of the many times my party darn near lynched me. Our party consisted mainly of fighter types, our leader was a Half-Orc Paladin, we had a cleric, a three fighters, and Me. Everyone in the party was lawful in some way, the Paladin and Cleric both LG, and the fighters were LN. I was a CN rogue. We had just arrived back in town from an adventure that we had lost, rather badly. To give you an idea, we had no money, no armor, and had barely escaped with some of our weapons. In an effort to buy some much needed supplies, I stole the best weapon from the Paladin, a +1 Greatsword, an hawked it. I purchased some MW armor and weapons, and food, and was ready to start kickin' some new tale. To keep our leader from realizing I stole it, I replaced it with a rubber look alike. I planned on purchasing another +1 Greatsword when I got the money, and no one would be the wiser. He only used it on big jobs anyway, most of the time he used a Long Sword, so he could use his shield. On our way out of town, we could only purchase two horses with the money we could pile together, and we had a cart from a previous time in this town, and we all rode in it. We were heading for a cave that we had lost to some bandits a few missions before and thought we could make off with quite a bit of money, when we came across a patrol of seven Gnolls. Now these Gnolls didn't look like the kind to mess around with, but being the paladin he was, our fearless leader jumped from the cart and screamed a warcry and something derogatory about their leader's mother, and pulled his greatsword from across his back. So there he is with limp noodle in his hands and seven very p*$$*d of gnolls coming after him. He turns and glares at me, in and out of Character, so I do the only thing I can. I smack the reins and haul a$$. Needless to say he wasn't our leader for very much longer, and I wasn't the party's rogue for a very long time. :D Sitting ****ing myself laughing for ages. Wish someone would do that in our campaign. Our paladin would go balistic.
Krug_the_smasher 05-21-06, 08:33 PM	49.Turn the party's barbarian's face blue with presdigidation, and tell everyone he's suffocating. Have all your ranks in bluff too. 50. Use a tiny weapon, and get mad when the other PC's say something. 51. be a rogue, and constantly crack jokes about the fighter overcompensating for something else when he uses his big sword. 52. be a bard, and have "Preform (Jokes)" as your skill. Use it for bardic music. "Why does a VoP monk not have to worry about Master*bating? He cant pass his touch AC!!"
Razieliffied 05-21-06, 09:58 PM	#53 Play a changeling. The last campagn that I played in I decided to play my first changeling. I multi-classed so that I had a variety of skills and every 10 minutes I would simply become a brand new person trying to join the party. I would impersonate everyone and everything. In the end the party actually killed me :( , but it was much fun none-the-less :D
Fireclave 05-21-06, 10:05 PM	54. Cast Wall of Force on a door way. Laugh when they walk into it. 55. Cast Invisibility on yourself, then make a maze around your friends using Wall of Force. Keep changing the layout of the maze with additional castings. Follow them around town while invisible and pop-up random Walls of Force. 56. (If you're a sorcerer) Make your friends about paranoid checking all the doors and hallways with your constant casting of Wall of Force. Then bluff them into believing you cast it when you haven't. 57. When you're having a argument with one of your party members, cast Wall of Force to split the room in two. Patomime mime to them that you can't hear them, make obscene hand gestures, and laugh at them. Then split before the spell wears off.
somethings90 05-22-06, 04:52 PM	58. make their food taste bad with Prestidigitation 59. light tenderwigs under their shoes
Soulburn84 05-22-06, 05:12 PM	60. Play a Bard with full ranks in "Perform: Emo/Goth Poetry". Download some of said poetry off the web and read it whenever you would use Bardic Music. Now that's a morale bonus to kill the BBEG.
TheRubberBandit 05-22-06, 05:16 PM	#61: Daze, Flesh to Stone, Stone Shape. In that order.
feartheinvinceblehamster 05-22-06, 05:42 PM	#61: Daze, Flesh to Stone, Stone Shape. In that order. I prefer: #62: Flesh to stone, stone to mud, mud to stone, stone to flesh. In that order. A puddle of PC!!!
Wonton2006 05-22-06, 11:27 PM	I prefer: 63. Flesh to Stone, Stone to Mud, Profession (Sculpting), Mud to Stone, Stone to Flesh, Disintegrate that, Gust of Wind that, then suck their poor remains into a rift opened to the Astral Plane via a portable hole. Also, warn your fellow PCs that you have short temper. If someone says anything that comes even close to an insult, do that.
Shaggy_Shaggs 05-22-06, 11:33 PM	Bah, if we're talking lethal petrification pranks, you 64. Flesh to Stone, Stone Shape to put his head up his ass, Stone to Flesh, and let them enjoy the suffocation rules while you step outside to smoke a cigarette and laugh your ass off.
Norade 05-23-06, 02:01 AM	65. Make a bluffer, buy mundane, if fancy looking, full plate, and convince the party tank that he should exchange his highly powerful, valuable armor for yours, which is obviously *rolls bluff check* better than his. Not only do you get the satisfaction of screwing a fellow PC, but make some money and earn a friend from your "generosity". Last campaign we played, this was my first action. ****** the player off so bad, but luckily he 1. couldn't do anything about it, and 2. was a good roleplayer. I eventually settled the issue by bribing a caster to "detect magic" on the armor and lie for me.
Krug_the_smasher 05-23-06, 12:26 PM	Bah, if we're talking lethal petrification pranks, you 64. Flesh to Stone, Stone Shape to put his head up his ass, Stone to Flesh, and let them enjoy the suffocation rules while you step outside to smoke a cigarette and laugh your ass off. Nice one. How about this? 66. Flesh to stone, stone shape, spin his head around, as well as his hands, feet and then stone to flesh. He know walks backwards, and fights backwards. No backattack on that fighter! :P 67. Now for something not involving Stone, or flesh. Take the D&D wiki feat that allows you to make a spell have only visual effects, and target an inn with a Cloudkill spell, and watch people scream and run. Then direct it at the party, and laugh.
Amused Frog 05-23-06, 02:25 PM	It's actually on... #69. Use a Hat of Disuise, Veil, or some other form of magic to make yourself look like another member of the party. Walk into a bar, shout insults about everybody in there and then lead the ensuing mob to the rest of the party. Then dispel and hide.
Granpa_Weatherwax 05-23-06, 07:44 PM	70: Play an Initiate of the Seven Fold Vale, throw up one of the more powerful damaging veils and make personal range. Then needle another player until they make their char smack u upside the head. reflex for half, minimum ten damage if ur level 1 min 40 if u have teh yellow veil!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: i tried this, tricked someone into giving me a handshake. he crossed my veil, i didn't force him to. full yellow veil effect!! :rofl: best part was the dm had said we weren't alowed to attack eachother. But when he heard what i did he said, "he didn't attack you, he found a loophole" :D
DarthMarasmus 05-24-06, 02:00 AM	#41: This is a true story, and one of the many times my party darn near lynched me. Our party consisted mainly of fighter types, our leader was a Half-Orc Paladin, we had a cleric, a three fighters, and Me. Everyone in the party was lawful in some way, the Paladin and Cleric both LG, and the fighters were LN. I was a CN rogue. We had just arrived back in town from an adventure that we had lost, rather badly. To give you an idea, we had no money, no armor, and had barely escaped with some of our weapons. In an effort to buy some much needed supplies, I stole the best weapon from the Paladin, a +1 Greatsword, an hawked it. I purchased some MW armor and weapons, and food, and was ready to start kickin' some new tale. To keep our leader from realizing I stole it, I replaced it with a rubber look alike. I planned on purchasing another +1 Greatsword when I got the money, and no one would be the wiser. He only used it on big jobs anyway, most of the time he used a Long Sword, so he could use his shield. On our way out of town, we could only purchase two horses with the money we could pile together, and we had a cart from a previous time in this town, and we all rode in it. We were heading for a cave that we had lost to some bandits a few missions before and thought we could make off with quite a bit of money, when we came across a patrol of seven Gnolls. Now these Gnolls didn't look like the kind to mess around with, but being the paladin he was, our fearless leader jumped from the cart and screamed a warcry and something derogatory about their leader's mother, and pulled his greatsword from across his back. So there he is with limp noodle in his hands and seven very p*$$*d of gnolls coming after him. He turns and glares at me, in and out of Character, so I do the only thing I can. I smack the reins and haul a$$. Needless to say he wasn't our leader for very much longer, and I wasn't the party's rogue for a very long time. :D Sorry, but I have no sense of humor when it comes to stealing from party members unless it's for a DAMN good reason. Any character I've played would have killed you.
Dei 05-24-06, 05:34 AM	71: (based on a true story) At the victory ball where the high charisma, high diplomacy party rogue is going lady-hunting find Brunhilda on a visit from the strongest, hairiest and heartiest regions of Luskan and tell her that the poor boy really likes her and is just cripplingly shy. Then sit back and watch the grapple checks ensue as someone who is rumoured to have no small amount of orc blood in her veins drags him onto the dance floor. 72: (again, based on a true story) When he makes the escape artist and hide checks necessary to overcome 71 get every member of the party involved in tracking him down and reuniting the lost loves. For this there's nothing like a telepath.
R99 05-24-06, 08:56 AM	73:(this one's also based on a true story) Play a freakishly obese dwarven fighter, when the party wizard decide's he's going to mellee the dire rat and fails horribly, ending up unconcious, let the cleric finish the rats off and ask if you can eat the wizard............. My first game.... such happy memories :rolleyes:
BluEnigma 05-27-06, 01:54 AM	Use either the Stick cantrip or some sovreign glue to: 74. Attatch coconuts to the front of someone's breastplate. 75. Attatch a longsword to the front of someone's pants. 76. Attatch a small dagger to someone else's.
The_Desecrator 05-27-06, 08:42 AM	77. Play a Wu Jen who's taboo is to burn down at least one building in every town he comes accross. 78. Assasinate one of the PC's wile they sleep
Dei 05-27-06, 09:20 AM	78. Assasinate one of the PC's wile they sleep If something like this is done on a random whim not only is that not a prank, it's a very good way to get yourself kicked out of a gaming group and/or beaten up. 78(an actual prank this time): Run through 100 things Skippy the Dwarf can't do while adventuring and attempt to perform every single one.
Twippie_Diggs 05-27-06, 12:16 PM	80. (just because you say its not a prank doesnt mean its not a prank to others) was playing a doppleganger in a evil campaign, when we were attacked by a gold dragon. the party's wizard cast mirror image on himself, and out pops out eight copies of himself. me being dumb and not grabbing a ranged weapon shapechange into the wizard run next to him and begin to mimic the wizard perfectly using bluff, using hold action, to match up the actions. after a couple of rounds the dragon basically spares us and flies away. but as a parting gesture i shout out an insult at the dragon. which he took quite personnaly and vowed to get the wizard back for it. heh :D 81. playing as a warmage, i convinced the party's monk, who was from another country (pc) and wasnt familliar with our customs or even magic, that the proper way to greet a man was to hold your hand out about face level much like going to shake a hand but much to high, and if they took it, they were sailors and the proper way to greet a sailor was to crush their hand in a tight squeeze. another case, when he saw me use burning hands to burn away a dead body (the DM allowed me to do this, so please no rule lawering on this one) he asked me how i did this, and i told him it was a simple matter of slapping your hands to gether and rubbing them real fast (which i decided was going to be the somatic component :D ). he failed his sense motive and i had a good laugh. monk- my hands are starting to burn :confused: me- then your getting close, keep practicing soon you'll get it. :D the dm had a good laugh about this and decided that if the monk rolls 100 on a D%, he will cast burning hands, hehe
CriminalTruth 05-27-06, 06:31 PM	82- Toss the PC wizard a bowl of wizardly death... this accually happend... the dang wizard kept yelling at my char to give him the scrolls he found... so i said.. " you want magic? " he said " ya i want SOMETHING"... SO I toss him the bowl.... me being a fighter though... opps...
Shaggy_Shaggs 05-28-06, 08:02 AM	83: As a warshaper, when you hit a town, make a big deal of buying the biggest, roomiest trenchcoat you can find. Back at the inn/tavern, grow anywhere from 4-20 tentacles, strip, put on the trenchcoat, and head out. If anyone stops you and asks where you're going (and they will), tell them you'll be visiting the local brothel/nunnery/etc, and not to wait up. :smirk:
Dei 05-28-06, 12:55 PM	84: Push the big shiney red button/rune/lever
UndeadMouse 05-28-06, 03:29 PM	85: steal a player's sword/staff/etc. and switch it with another player's sword/staff/etc. really good if one of the players is a thick paladin.
Horseshoe_Hermit 05-28-06, 03:47 PM	86: Mage Hand to move garments around into embarrassing positions. 87: Cast minor attack spells at friends like Ray of Frost on thumbs and then laugh. 88: Polymorph your friend into a Squirrel. Then say FORM OF THE SQUIRREL!!! and hope your friend has seen the Unhinged Magic card.... 89: Cast Time stop and move people / objects into compromising positions.... like that Coffee Cup... and their pants.....
piromaniacson 05-28-06, 04:25 PM	90.Cast curse on the idiot of the party. The curse is whenever he talks, a fish falls on his head.
metamind 05-28-06, 04:33 PM	91) Play a bard with maxed out ranks in Bluff and Diplomacy. Whenever you perform in a city, play insulting music about the nobility and rolaylt of the area. Then use bluff and diplomacy to say that your fellow adventurers made you say it.
Damior 06-22-06, 12:35 PM	92. Sell the warforged for parts, especially if he took mythril or adamantine body as a feat 93. Something someone told me happened to them. They licked a wall (dont ask me why) and got flesh to stoned. THe party them stone shaped him into a women, removed his clothes and brain, and then stone to fleshed him in front of a nunnery.
Wisedragon 06-22-06, 02:05 PM	94. Use the party meatshield to detect for traps, with his face (happened) 95. Give the greedy-for-magic-stuff person in your group a "scroll" that says 'I prepared Explosive Runes this morning' 96. Cast magic mouth/permanancy on the PCs head. Make it say "Blah blah blady blah so and so is boring" or just make it say "LIAR YOU LIIIIIIIEEEE" every time he/she opens his mouth
Byral 06-23-06, 09:42 PM	97. Edge on the two strongest PC's in your party to argue who is stronger. Insist that the only way to settle it is to flip a coin, hand them a copper piece that you have casted "feather fall" on and when each PC has taken a turn to flip it, cancel the feather fall and flip it yourself. 98. Raise ranks in craft (Hedge animals) but have a low Int score, each hedge animal you make you believe is alive and evil. [I did this once and ended up burning down an inn.] 99. Buy and attach Bracelet of Friends to a paladin's horse while he's alseep then challange him to a friendly duel. When he summons his horse, call it to you and ride off with it.
Whisper_Swiftblade 06-23-06, 10:41 PM	100) constantly assume that whatever a member of your party is saying is some kind of inuendo and come to some insane conclution to what you think they "realy" ment ex) fighter; bard would you give this sword to the wizard bard: *stabs wizard to death with sword* fighter: what are you doing, I told you to give him the sword not impale him with it! Bard: I thought you where trying to tell me to kill him in code fighter: well I was not bard: oh, sorry boss..... hey whate you where telling me to kill the rogue with the sword after the wizard enchanted it whernt you? fighter: no! 101) keep records of when the last time members of the party use the restroom, was and bring it up often
Hroth 06-23-06, 11:56 PM	102) Here's one to play on a power-gamer, but requires DM participation. First, convince the PC that there is a power ring (an artifact) somewhere in the world that grants lots of power but corrupts the player (Think Lord of the Rings). After a while (aka when the power gamer is convinced), have the DM slip a magical ring into some treasure. The DM also has to alert you somehow as to when the ring shows up. When you get the ring, start doing Gollum. With luck this will convince the PC to fight you for the ring (which you finally surrender, but don't let him think he got it that easy). Laugh when the player puts on the ring and finds that it only has one magic spell enchanting it: gender change :D
Flushmaster 06-24-06, 05:22 AM	Some people here seem to think that "pranks to pull on party members" means "ways to be a jerk." Seriously, robbing, wounding, or killing party members isn't funny, it just shows that you're an *******. Now the doppleganger mimicking the mirror image wizard and then insulting the dragon, that is funny as hell. I do believe that #102 would be better described as "Get the DM to trick the powergamer into putting on a ring of gender change." Not exactly creative, as I've only heard of that one about seven million times...
Benicus 06-24-06, 07:54 AM	Yeah and you suck Flush, I find this hysterical and im going to perform each and every one i can when i start to play my friends "Shackled City" campaign. Heres an oldschool one for you; Use the spell Mass Suggestion on a group of NPC's while shopping, suggest that Hubert the Hack Slashy Fighter in your group is actually the child molester that everyone is talking about. Sit back and watch the fun. Cast Hallucinatory Terrain inside the inn the PC's are staying at to make it look like the nine hells of baator. When they wake up shout "OMG dont look downstairs," when they look out the door push them down the stairs and see the look on their faces as the dm describes "You fall down stairs...of lava...."
Vindus 06-24-06, 09:10 AM	Yet another of the many uses of sovereign glue. 103) While the NPCs and PCs of the local tavern are asleep go around and glue everything to the ceiling. (You'll need boots of spiderwalk for this part or have something proping you up...) When everyone wakes up, make sure you're in the main room 'sleeping' on the couch. When the other PCs enter, 'wake up', look at them and ask why they are walking on the ceiling. If you have a high bluff, bluff them into thinking they are the ones on the ceiling. Not especially prankish, but sure to be funny, especially if the other PCs don't know in advance. Another use for the imovable rod. 104) Have made an imoveable rod made that has a command word instead of the button, make it something that would be said in regular conversation like... It. Take ranks in Craft (Weapon Smith), remove the haft of your barbarian's axe, or heck the haft of any weapon, replace part of it with the imovable rod. Now wait for the chaos to ensue when someone says It and the weapon stops moving with the PC.
Whisper_Swiftblade 06-24-06, 09:25 AM	(you know if you do 104 with several spears that where prepared against charges in a small doorway, then make them invisible, it could be pretty helpful) 105) use sovereign glue to glue everyones weapons in evryone elces hands while they sleep, then laghf when the wizard tries to use the fighters battle ax, and the barbarian struggles with the monk's as the paliden charges with nothing but a dagger.
Benicus 06-24-06, 09:40 AM	Using the monks fists? Creepy much... Make Alchemists Fire Tacos
Flushmaster 06-25-06, 04:25 AM	Yeah and you suck Flush, I find this hysterical and im going to perform each and every one i can when i start to play my friends "Shackled City" campaign. Did I say they all suck? No. I just said that robbing, injuring, and killing fellow PCs is not a way to be a clown, it's a way to be a dick. Many of these, including the two you just posted, are quite funny and I might try a few sometime. As to the others, try killing your entire party in their sleep and see if the other players think it's funny.