1001 Things for Rich Adventurers to Spend Their Money On [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Things for Rich Adventurers to Spend Their Money On [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Clockwork-Deity
11-25-05, 09:41 PM Bizzare or mundane. Lets start it off with something simple.

1) Ship(s)
2) Strongholds
3) Artifacts
4) Trade Guilds
5) Human Lives
Mikal
11-25-05, 11:42 PM 6) Ale
7) Women

The only true things an adventurer spends his money on!
Vaelan
11-26-05, 04:20 AM 8) Vaults
9) Guards for said vault
10) Food or little black gems for said guards
11) Traps for said vault
12) Anti-Magic for said vault
13) Nondimensional space for said vault
14) Contents to justify said vault
lord_blackfang
11-26-05, 04:38 AM 15) My epic Bard built a Bardic College
16) Giving to the poor is always nice
17) Buy a town for your home base
18) +5 Manuals for every stat!
Azezel
11-26-05, 09:13 AM 19) Materials for every 'm' spell in one's spellbook.
homey188
11-26-05, 01:04 PM 20: this (http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue8/portablehq2.html)
21)a large kingdom to do stuff in
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht
11-26-05, 02:57 PM 22) Bedroom elf

Surprised it hadn't come up yet.
YaoiGoddess
11-26-05, 03:06 PM 6) Ale
7) Women

The only true things an adventurer spends his money on!

22) elven toy boys
Thiefer
11-26-05, 04:06 PM 23) Hire an assasin to kill another assasin that was hired by you to kill you....
24) Hire enough mercenaries so that you do not even have to do the missions
Iabes_Q_c_a_Mahorella
11-26-05, 04:22 PM 25) Rediculously overpowered Magic Weapons. Like a +5 vorpal keen flaming burst longsword

26) Hired 20th level Spellcaster.
27) An army of undead vampire-liches
28) Amulets of Sun Sheilding for said army
29) Two words: Wine Cellar
30) An elven dance team
31) A private island on which to store 25-30
32) A hobo. - Most theives won't worry about him, but you can use him as an (expendable) alarm!
Taim Kelrathos
11-26-05, 07:50 PM 26) Gnomish engineers

27) Elven Magical Reasearch Team

28) Dwarven brewing team:dancin: :pint:

29) Low Level adventurers

30) The Temple of Elemental Evil

31) The Terrasque

32) The Heart of Gold

33) +5 Vorpal Flaming Burst Monk (They have to be at least masterwork quality for their ki fist abilities)
larry_the_titan
11-26-05, 08:27 PM 34)Hire Personal Beholder Guard

35)warforged troops

36)Personal demi-plane
Koga:The ninja trick
11-26-05, 09:22 PM Slaves, and a shipment of illegal substances from a far away land. Why the slaves? To serve as cronies thus never pointing back at you when they get caught, slaves are cheap, you can buy them by the dozens, then you send them out to sell the goods and create a large net-gain in profit, forming an underground crime syndicate made of people who look to you as a saviour for taken them away from poverty and being sold like furniture to living like kings selling spices and herbs you command them too! :evillaugh

Oh wait, you probably wanted something more good aligned.. menh..

Donate them to a temple.. give them to poor people.. whatever..
CryoSilver
11-26-05, 09:42 PM 27,000 gray ioun stones!
Neonivek
11-26-05, 09:43 PM 37: Royal Clothing for you and your army you got through Leadership
38: People to act as furnature
39: Furnature to act as people
40: Buy a city, tear it down, and replicate it with one made of Adamantium
homey188
11-26-05, 09:51 PM some of this stuff isnt hard.
for a demi plane cast genisis.
for the adamantine city you buy a adamantine spoon and cast fabricate,it could take days but who cares?
jamez
11-26-05, 10:37 PM 41. Squid to put on your head and pretend you are an Illithid.
Kresalak
11-26-05, 11:42 PM 42. Ale
43. Women

They needed saying again!

44. A Rod of Excellent Magic, so that you can layer yourself in Permanancies! (Casters only)
45. A plane.
46. Your own personal villains, so that you need never get bored.
WhiteRaven810
11-27-05, 04:44 AM 47. Water Clock.
CaviosDaryll
11-27-05, 12:47 PM (I know there are mistakes on what number we are on, so whatever number this is) Thousands upon thousands of bags of holding. Go to a fairly rich town that gets its water only from a river that runs right through it. At night, have them all go to the river source and get all the water there in the bags of holding, then run away with those bags after successfully drying up the creek/river/whatever. Send an expendable messenger to the ruler and demand that they pay you, or else you will just dump the water out and keep drying up the water source. Then if they pay you, you will become even richer. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Gworraent
11-27-05, 12:53 PM 48. all the tomes of +5 for each stat
49. trunk monkeys
50. a really sweet castle, with magical illusions and secret passagways etc. then you host really wierd halloween parties for your enemies and set an epic ghost faced killer on them!
braindead345
11-28-05, 12:45 AM 51. Devine favors from dieties that control perverted domains.
BloodMagician
11-28-05, 02:48 AM Things that rich PC's of mine have done with their money:

1)Bought enough land so that he could establish a huge barony. This purchase overlapped existing baronies that were greatly in debt. Use his new clout to force the towns to tithe men for his army and young women for his harem. (Evil Fighter/Blackguard)

2) An enterprising Bard built a large casino/brothel/auction house/hotel specifically catering to the needs of adventurers. Eventually made so much money that he retired from adventuring altogether to run it full time.

3)Another bard, less enterprising than the above mentioned, created a philharmonic hall with a 20,000 seat accommodations. Spent almost as much money staffing it with the finest musicians, cooks and entertainers from around the land.

4)A studious Wizard used the money to create a University for Arcane and Extraplanar Studies. The next year, spent a huge amount of his fortune to fund an expedition to Mechanus.

I'll post more when they come to me.
Novacat
11-28-05, 03:25 AM 6) Ale
7) Women
You can all stop. Nothing else needs be said.
YaoiGoddess
11-28-05, 03:26 AM You can all stop. Nothing else needs be said.
Yes it does

Ale and aasimar toy boys!
Chep Zhuje
11-28-05, 03:27 AM 56. Enough power and wealth to create your own master plan to conquer world and gather small group of heroes to command them against yourself.
(of course nobody except you know about your plan) :schemes:

57. Get yourself a barony with deeds (exhalted or vile), build a city with a fort, then be rich enough to leave to fight in blood war without leaving half of your money pouch for expences.

58. Make trading routes across world. Celestial boy Elves as " personal servants" make top sales.
:plotting:

59. Use your money to debalance country economics and get even more richer on importing basic food.

60. Fund a war against evil and get all money back and more from selling weapons to both sides at higher prices.

61. Have special teams that will gather fallen weapon after its owner dies in war you funded.

62. Ofer ultimate weapon that will end war and offer it to one side for free then let other side know and set price 300%.
Lord Gwydion
11-28-05, 08:10 AM Step 1: Excavate a maze of tunnels in a mountain near a small town. Make sure the architect that designs it is deranged so that there is no rhyme or reason to it.

Step 2: Hire lower level adventurers to capture (not kill) exotic monsters of various types to populate your maze. Train them not to kill each other, even though by all rights they should do just that. Give each of your pets a bit of your treasure to guard. Make sure one creature is really powerful compared to the other creatures.

Step 3: Hire some high level spellcasters to make lots of daggers +1, wands of detect traps, potions of cure light wounds, etc. Also request one adamantium Holy Avenger. Make sure the powerful creature guards the Holy Avenger.

Step 4: Make semi-incomplete maps of your maze, and give them to creepy old men to hand out in taverns.

You've just bought yourself a classic D&D module!
Mikal
11-28-05, 01:04 PM You can all stop. Nothing else needs be said.

Nice to see another old school dwarf fighter player in here! *thumbs up*
feartheinvinceblehamster
11-28-05, 05:18 PM Minor magic items.

64. Boots of warmth
65. Everful Ale Mug
Bannek
11-28-05, 07:15 PM 66. Mules named Finnegan

Finnegan was a mule that was ridden by my 13th level dwarf and was a "war" mount. finnegan was the epitomy of dwarven personality in a mule :D.
Chaotis
11-28-05, 07:31 PM #68: Every elemental plane
#69: Every other place something that moves lives in.
#70: The Dieties(Buy the Gods!:rimshot: )
Charles the druid
11-28-05, 08:21 PM 27,000 gray ioun stones!
I did that :D

71. A swimming pool to bath in the money
72. lots of human brains
73. 2,000 crucifixes (with dead bodies)
74. the +5 rod of rulebreaking
75. your friends characters
76. an increibly large pile of completely useless junk
Oswald Krato
11-29-05, 11:41 PM 77. Whatever you want.
78. The souls of the damned.
79. While you're at it, buy Hell/lower plane/whatever.
80. Oh yeah, and that ((Complete Divine?)) goddess of lesser hedonism? ((pleasure based cg))
81. Divine favor from above goddess.
82. Your own personal sanctified ((or evil, if you're evil)) succubus.
83. A half-incubus, half-nymph combination person, just for the incredible charisma.
Iabes_Q_c_a_Mahorella
11-30-05, 05:03 PM I can't remember who, but someone had a Sword of True Strike in their sig.
JungeonJeff
11-30-05, 05:09 PM Simple: WotC company branch...
Red_Ninja
12-01-05, 09:08 AM 84. Large marble/adamantine/gold statues
85. Hedge mazes
86. A huge hot air balloon to tour the globe (you may want to also purchase a dragon escort for protection)
87. Depose the king!
88. Buy a huge track of land, plant the most beautful forests ever, and start a unicorn ranch!
89. Pay a 1000 bards to sing your praises for 1000 nights!
90. Give all your HUGE WEALTH to the church in exchange for the pardon of all your sins, assuring your entrance into heaven, despite your mortal deeds!
91. Hire gnomish engineers to build you a rollercoaster inside a huge mountain gorge that was carved by a giant waterfall. There should be animatronic dragons on your rollercoaster ride, if you can't hire real dragons.
92. Start your own microbrewery!
93. Pave the streets with gold (literally)
94. Buy a dragon mount and hire jewelers to make him jewelry! The your ride will have officially been pimped!
wizkid
12-01-05, 01:22 PM 95.)Pave the streets with platnuim. :P
bartleby42
12-01-05, 01:33 PM 96) All gold front (of biting +2)

97) Adamantine glasses (They won't break when you step on them...)

98) A dunegeon that is fully stocked with thier most valueable loot and has lots of nasties and traps to defend it. There is no way anyone can get to that.

99) 3000 everburning torches and a levitate spell = A new sun.

100) Commision an elf breeding program to make another varient race
lord_blackfang
12-01-05, 02:01 PM 101) bling
Reverend Duck
12-01-05, 02:12 PM 102. High-stakes Three-Dragon Ante games.
MongooseWarrior
12-06-05, 12:24 PM 103. Golem bodyguards
UndeadMouse
12-06-05, 04:50 PM 104: the Bregan D'arthe
105: House Baenre
106: the other 7 houses on the Ruling Council
108: a bed of endless prostitutes
109: the Holy Grail
110: for every god
111: a big castle with a small, vicious, white rabbit to guard it
112: time
113: ale
114: women
^it had to be said again.
115: enough blind seers to tear a hole in the universe
116: a patch for said hole
117: Asmodeus
118: Demogorgan
119: a +10 roll-modded (always 20) vorpal sword with epic fire, ice, sonic, and acid damage (if the vorpal doesn't kill it, everything else will)
**can I make 120?**

**YES!!!**
120: The Crystal Shard (Mark II :) )
TalonofTiamat
12-06-05, 05:13 PM 121: The most talented Bards in the land to create the story of their life in the form of an off Broadway Musical.
122: A city and name it "Boston"
123: A great chef.
124: Ingredients for the great chef, in the city of Boston, to create "Boston Cream Pie" :D
Endarire
12-07-05, 02:33 AM Not counting repeats...
117: The meaning of life™.
118: The ultimate weapon.
119: A larged spiked shield with every available weapon and shield property as well as every wondrous item property, including every spell at will.
120: The service of almost any creature in the multiverse.
121: Not only keeping up with the Joneses, but buying enough magical power as to erase them from history and the minds of all mortals.
122: 987,652 miles of silly string.
123: Yourself, because you deserve it.
124: The rest of the wealth in the multiverse, just for kicks.

-EE
larry_the_titan
12-07-05, 02:46 PM 125: Waterdeep and Undermountain
126: Hire gods to move Waterdeep and Undermountain to your own personal plane.
127: Hire gnomes to build the first Mech.
Far_Traveler
12-07-05, 09:08 PM 128. ale
129. wenches
130. a golem manual for a 10^10^1000 HD iorn golem with immunity to all magic, energy damage, and rust, colossal+ size, str higher then Pun-Pun's
Hochiu
12-08-05, 02:11 AM The Book of Exalted Deeds and Book of Vile Darkness
Pz.Az.04Maus
12-08-05, 02:17 AM 132. A Wvinky for a key.
133. The largest ever built Beer Keg. Filled with Jones soda to Annoy the Party goers.
Rhomphaia
12-08-05, 05:24 AM 134) Apparatus of Kwalish. I have been playing D&D for 15 years and have NEVER seen one of these in a game...
Chep Zhuje
12-08-05, 05:42 AM 134) Apparatus of Kwalish. I have been playing D&D for 15 years and have NEVER seen one of these in a game...

hahah a I have seen two of those and party member got then on lottery in sigil. He sold them right away....what r u gonna do with it?
ChaotikLawful
12-08-05, 11:54 AM 135) Your own personal megalopolis, built up from scratch.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Clockwork-Deity 11-25-05, 09:41 PM	Bizzare or mundane. Lets start it off with something simple. 1) Ship(s) 2) Strongholds 3) Artifacts 4) Trade Guilds 5) Human Lives
Mikal 11-25-05, 11:42 PM	6) Ale 7) Women The only true things an adventurer spends his money on!
Vaelan 11-26-05, 04:20 AM	8) Vaults 9) Guards for said vault 10) Food or little black gems for said guards 11) Traps for said vault 12) Anti-Magic for said vault 13) Nondimensional space for said vault 14) Contents to justify said vault
lord_blackfang 11-26-05, 04:38 AM	15) My epic Bard built a Bardic College 16) Giving to the poor is always nice 17) Buy a town for your home base 18) +5 Manuals for every stat!
Azezel 11-26-05, 09:13 AM	19) Materials for every 'm' spell in one's spellbook.
homey188 11-26-05, 01:04 PM	20: this (http://www.criticalmiss.com/issue8/portablehq2.html) 21)a large kingdom to do stuff in
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht 11-26-05, 02:57 PM	22) Bedroom elf Surprised it hadn't come up yet.
YaoiGoddess 11-26-05, 03:06 PM	6) Ale 7) Women The only true things an adventurer spends his money on! 22) elven toy boys
Thiefer 11-26-05, 04:06 PM	23) Hire an assasin to kill another assasin that was hired by you to kill you.... 24) Hire enough mercenaries so that you do not even have to do the missions
Iabes_Q_c_a_Mahorella 11-26-05, 04:22 PM	25) Rediculously overpowered Magic Weapons. Like a +5 vorpal keen flaming burst longsword 26) Hired 20th level Spellcaster. 27) An army of undead vampire-liches 28) Amulets of Sun Sheilding for said army 29) Two words: Wine Cellar 30) An elven dance team 31) A private island on which to store 25-30 32) A hobo. - Most theives won't worry about him, but you can use him as an (expendable) alarm!
Taim Kelrathos 11-26-05, 07:50 PM	26) Gnomish engineers 27) Elven Magical Reasearch Team 28) Dwarven brewing team:dancin: :pint: 29) Low Level adventurers 30) The Temple of Elemental Evil 31) The Terrasque 32) The Heart of Gold 33) +5 Vorpal Flaming Burst Monk (They have to be at least masterwork quality for their ki fist abilities)
larry_the_titan 11-26-05, 08:27 PM	34)Hire Personal Beholder Guard 35)warforged troops 36)Personal demi-plane
Koga:The ninja trick 11-26-05, 09:22 PM	Slaves, and a shipment of illegal substances from a far away land. Why the slaves? To serve as cronies thus never pointing back at you when they get caught, slaves are cheap, you can buy them by the dozens, then you send them out to sell the goods and create a large net-gain in profit, forming an underground crime syndicate made of people who look to you as a saviour for taken them away from poverty and being sold like furniture to living like kings selling spices and herbs you command them too! :evillaugh Oh wait, you probably wanted something more good aligned.. menh.. Donate them to a temple.. give them to poor people.. whatever..
CryoSilver 11-26-05, 09:42 PM	27,000 gray ioun stones!
Neonivek 11-26-05, 09:43 PM	37: Royal Clothing for you and your army you got through Leadership 38: People to act as furnature 39: Furnature to act as people 40: Buy a city, tear it down, and replicate it with one made of Adamantium
homey188 11-26-05, 09:51 PM	some of this stuff isnt hard. for a demi plane cast genisis. for the adamantine city you buy a adamantine spoon and cast fabricate,it could take days but who cares?
jamez 11-26-05, 10:37 PM	41. Squid to put on your head and pretend you are an Illithid.
Kresalak 11-26-05, 11:42 PM	42. Ale 43. Women They needed saying again! 44. A Rod of Excellent Magic, so that you can layer yourself in Permanancies! (Casters only) 45. A plane. 46. Your own personal villains, so that you need never get bored.
WhiteRaven810 11-27-05, 04:44 AM	47. Water Clock.
CaviosDaryll 11-27-05, 12:47 PM	(I know there are mistakes on what number we are on, so whatever number this is) Thousands upon thousands of bags of holding. Go to a fairly rich town that gets its water only from a river that runs right through it. At night, have them all go to the river source and get all the water there in the bags of holding, then run away with those bags after successfully drying up the creek/river/whatever. Send an expendable messenger to the ruler and demand that they pay you, or else you will just dump the water out and keep drying up the water source. Then if they pay you, you will become even richer. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Gworraent 11-27-05, 12:53 PM	48. all the tomes of +5 for each stat 49. trunk monkeys 50. a really sweet castle, with magical illusions and secret passagways etc. then you host really wierd halloween parties for your enemies and set an epic ghost faced killer on them!
braindead345 11-28-05, 12:45 AM	51. Devine favors from dieties that control perverted domains.
BloodMagician 11-28-05, 02:48 AM	Things that rich PC's of mine have done with their money: 1)Bought enough land so that he could establish a huge barony. This purchase overlapped existing baronies that were greatly in debt. Use his new clout to force the towns to tithe men for his army and young women for his harem. (Evil Fighter/Blackguard) 2) An enterprising Bard built a large casino/brothel/auction house/hotel specifically catering to the needs of adventurers. Eventually made so much money that he retired from adventuring altogether to run it full time. 3)Another bard, less enterprising than the above mentioned, created a philharmonic hall with a 20,000 seat accommodations. Spent almost as much money staffing it with the finest musicians, cooks and entertainers from around the land. 4)A studious Wizard used the money to create a University for Arcane and Extraplanar Studies. The next year, spent a huge amount of his fortune to fund an expedition to Mechanus. I'll post more when they come to me.
Novacat 11-28-05, 03:25 AM	6) Ale 7) Women You can all stop. Nothing else needs be said.
YaoiGoddess 11-28-05, 03:26 AM	You can all stop. Nothing else needs be said. Yes it does Ale and aasimar toy boys!
Chep Zhuje 11-28-05, 03:27 AM	56. Enough power and wealth to create your own master plan to conquer world and gather small group of heroes to command them against yourself. (of course nobody except you know about your plan) :schemes: 57. Get yourself a barony with deeds (exhalted or vile), build a city with a fort, then be rich enough to leave to fight in blood war without leaving half of your money pouch for expences. 58. Make trading routes across world. Celestial boy Elves as " personal servants" make top sales. :plotting: 59. Use your money to debalance country economics and get even more richer on importing basic food. 60. Fund a war against evil and get all money back and more from selling weapons to both sides at higher prices. 61. Have special teams that will gather fallen weapon after its owner dies in war you funded. 62. Ofer ultimate weapon that will end war and offer it to one side for free then let other side know and set price 300%.
Lord Gwydion 11-28-05, 08:10 AM	Step 1: Excavate a maze of tunnels in a mountain near a small town. Make sure the architect that designs it is deranged so that there is no rhyme or reason to it. Step 2: Hire lower level adventurers to capture (not kill) exotic monsters of various types to populate your maze. Train them not to kill each other, even though by all rights they should do just that. Give each of your pets a bit of your treasure to guard. Make sure one creature is really powerful compared to the other creatures. Step 3: Hire some high level spellcasters to make lots of daggers +1, wands of detect traps, potions of cure light wounds, etc. Also request one adamantium Holy Avenger. Make sure the powerful creature guards the Holy Avenger. Step 4: Make semi-incomplete maps of your maze, and give them to creepy old men to hand out in taverns. You've just bought yourself a classic D&D module!
Mikal 11-28-05, 01:04 PM	You can all stop. Nothing else needs be said. Nice to see another old school dwarf fighter player in here! thumbs up
feartheinvinceblehamster 11-28-05, 05:18 PM	Minor magic items. 64. Boots of warmth 65. Everful Ale Mug
Bannek 11-28-05, 07:15 PM	66. Mules named Finnegan Finnegan was a mule that was ridden by my 13th level dwarf and was a "war" mount. finnegan was the epitomy of dwarven personality in a mule :D.
Chaotis 11-28-05, 07:31 PM	#68: Every elemental plane #69: Every other place something that moves lives in. #70: The Dieties(Buy the Gods!:rimshot: )
Charles the druid 11-28-05, 08:21 PM	27,000 gray ioun stones! I did that :D 71. A swimming pool to bath in the money 72. lots of human brains 73. 2,000 crucifixes (with dead bodies) 74. the +5 rod of rulebreaking 75. your friends characters 76. an increibly large pile of completely useless junk
Oswald Krato 11-29-05, 11:41 PM	77. Whatever you want. 78. The souls of the damned. 79. While you're at it, buy Hell/lower plane/whatever. 80. Oh yeah, and that ((Complete Divine?)) goddess of lesser hedonism? ((pleasure based cg)) 81. Divine favor from above goddess. 82. Your own personal sanctified ((or evil, if you're evil)) succubus. 83. A half-incubus, half-nymph combination person, just for the incredible charisma.
Iabes_Q_c_a_Mahorella 11-30-05, 05:03 PM	I can't remember who, but someone had a Sword of True Strike in their sig.
JungeonJeff 11-30-05, 05:09 PM	Simple: WotC company branch...
Red_Ninja 12-01-05, 09:08 AM	84. Large marble/adamantine/gold statues 85. Hedge mazes 86. A huge hot air balloon to tour the globe (you may want to also purchase a dragon escort for protection) 87. Depose the king! 88. Buy a huge track of land, plant the most beautful forests ever, and start a unicorn ranch! 89. Pay a 1000 bards to sing your praises for 1000 nights! 90. Give all your HUGE WEALTH to the church in exchange for the pardon of all your sins, assuring your entrance into heaven, despite your mortal deeds! 91. Hire gnomish engineers to build you a rollercoaster inside a huge mountain gorge that was carved by a giant waterfall. There should be animatronic dragons on your rollercoaster ride, if you can't hire real dragons. 92. Start your own microbrewery! 93. Pave the streets with gold (literally) 94. Buy a dragon mount and hire jewelers to make him jewelry! The your ride will have officially been pimped!
wizkid 12-01-05, 01:22 PM	95.)Pave the streets with platnuim. :P
bartleby42 12-01-05, 01:33 PM	96) All gold front (of biting +2) 97) Adamantine glasses (They won't break when you step on them...) 98) A dunegeon that is fully stocked with thier most valueable loot and has lots of nasties and traps to defend it. There is no way anyone can get to that. 99) 3000 everburning torches and a levitate spell = A new sun. 100) Commision an elf breeding program to make another varient race
lord_blackfang 12-01-05, 02:01 PM	101) bling
Reverend Duck 12-01-05, 02:12 PM	102. High-stakes Three-Dragon Ante games.
MongooseWarrior 12-06-05, 12:24 PM	103. Golem bodyguards
UndeadMouse 12-06-05, 04:50 PM	104: the Bregan D'arthe 105: House Baenre 106: the other 7 houses on the Ruling Council 108: a bed of endless prostitutes 109: the Holy Grail 110: for every god 111: a big castle with a small, vicious, white rabbit to guard it 112: time 113: ale 114: women ^it had to be said again. 115: enough blind seers to tear a hole in the universe 116: a patch for said hole 117: Asmodeus 118: Demogorgan 119: a +10 roll-modded (always 20) vorpal sword with epic fire, ice, sonic, and acid damage (if the vorpal doesn't kill it, everything else will) can I make 120? YES!!! 120: The Crystal Shard (Mark II :) )
TalonofTiamat 12-06-05, 05:13 PM	121: The most talented Bards in the land to create the story of their life in the form of an off Broadway Musical. 122: A city and name it "Boston" 123: A great chef. 124: Ingredients for the great chef, in the city of Boston, to create "Boston Cream Pie" :D
Endarire 12-07-05, 02:33 AM	Not counting repeats... 117: The meaning of life™. 118: The ultimate weapon. 119: A larged spiked shield with every available weapon and shield property as well as every wondrous item property, including every spell at will. 120: The service of almost any creature in the multiverse. 121: Not only keeping up with the Joneses, but buying enough magical power as to erase them from history and the minds of all mortals. 122: 987,652 miles of silly string. 123: Yourself, because you deserve it. 124: The rest of the wealth in the multiverse, just for kicks. -EE
larry_the_titan 12-07-05, 02:46 PM	125: Waterdeep and Undermountain 126: Hire gods to move Waterdeep and Undermountain to your own personal plane. 127: Hire gnomes to build the first Mech.
Far_Traveler 12-07-05, 09:08 PM	128. ale 129. wenches 130. a golem manual for a 10^10^1000 HD iorn golem with immunity to all magic, energy damage, and rust, colossal+ size, str higher then Pun-Pun's
Hochiu 12-08-05, 02:11 AM	The Book of Exalted Deeds and Book of Vile Darkness
Pz.Az.04Maus 12-08-05, 02:17 AM	132. A Wvinky for a key. 133. The largest ever built Beer Keg. Filled with Jones soda to Annoy the Party goers.
Rhomphaia 12-08-05, 05:24 AM	134) Apparatus of Kwalish. I have been playing D&D for 15 years and have NEVER seen one of these in a game...
Chep Zhuje 12-08-05, 05:42 AM	134) Apparatus of Kwalish. I have been playing D&D for 15 years and have NEVER seen one of these in a game... hahah a I have seen two of those and party member got then on lottery in sigil. He sold them right away....what r u gonna do with it?
ChaotikLawful 12-08-05, 11:54 AM	135) Your own personal megalopolis, built up from scratch.