1001 Things to do with Infinite Power [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Things to do with Infinite Power [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Lyinginbedmon
03-13-06, 05:11 PM With the advent of the most powerful infinite damage/energy combination, the Jovoc Generator (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=592857), I was thinking what could be done with it. Some uses are obvious, others a touch more secretive and unseen. So, let's see what the possible users of the Generator could do?
To power a bomb (Duh)
Eternal lighting
Space travel (Use it as the source of power for the propellers on a ship, the thing reaches escape velocity pretty quickly)
Sadism and/or Masochism infinite boosting
An energy weapon (Seal the generator in a demiplane, then make a gate to said demiplane and stand well back)
SokenzanMarauder
03-13-06, 06:28 PM 6: Create your own race if sentient toaster pastries. (I mean honestly)

'Nuff said,
-Gene
epifreak
03-13-06, 06:46 PM [SHAMELESS SELF PLUG=Lyinginbedmon]With the advent of the most powerful infinite damage/energy combination, the Jovoc Generator (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=592857), I was thinking what could be done with it. Some uses are obvious, others a touch more secretive and unseen. So, let's see what the possible users of the Generator could do?
To power a bomb (Duh)
Eternal lighting
Space travel (Use it as the source of power for the propellers on a ship, the thing reaches escape velocity pretty quickly)
Sadism and/or Masochism infinite boosting
An energy weapon (Seal the generator in a demiplane, then make a gate to said demiplane and stand well back)[/SHAMELESS SELF PLUG]
:P
Ziggaraut
03-13-06, 10:42 PM 7. Destroy a city block.

8. Destroy a LARGER city block!

9. Laugh maniacally.
Tempest Stormwind
03-13-06, 11:41 PM Derivative of number 5: Boosters. Just brace the generator in such a way to provide output due Up, and through kickback, it should press on the surface of the planet. Silly planets and their imperfect orbits....
Suzaku455
03-14-06, 02:35 AM 10: Create of race of metal self aware constructs and name them Cylons.
Rumple_Cragstan
03-14-06, 03:08 AM 11. Anything You Want.
Silverthumb128
03-14-06, 05:36 AM 12. Make a lot of gold. People are willing to pay great prices for infinite power.
13. If they don't want to pay, blow em up and take the gold.
14. Create a demiplane in your image.
15. Block off all travel to your demiplane from anyone but yourself.
16. Become a Lich for a little more power, and then hide your phylactery on your demiplane.
17. Wenches.
Callista
03-14-06, 08:05 AM 18. Become a deity.
19. Go one-on-one with the Lady of Pain.
Purkake
03-14-06, 08:39 AM 20. Roll it up and hit a bad DM over the nose with it.
21. Use it as a garden decoration.
22. Donate it to your local villain for "world domination" purposes.
madhatter619
03-14-06, 11:16 AM 23. Nuke France.
24. Reenact 8-Bit DnD
25. Sell it to any given god with a detonator built in, press the button, and plug your ears, then argue with your DM about the concept of killing a diety and stealing it's power.
26. Elevate yourself into godhood.
27. Idiot cleansing. Gather all the world's idiots and put them right in front of it, make it into a giant laser, and boom. No more idiots.
28. Kill the BBEG in any campaign, causing your DM to start pulling his/her hair out because you aren't supposed to beat a level 30 at level 14. Classic.
Bruunwald
03-14-06, 12:10 PM Infinite Power is boring. It's limitless and uncontrollable, which means any and all outcomes are positively going to happen, including those that even Infinite Power itself couldn't think of, were it to have a mind, which it must, since it's infinite. It just gets too confusing. We're talking cosmic here.

Now, Ultimate Power, Infinite Power's poor white trash cousin... that's interesting.

You could ninja that, or just call someone up on the phone to taunt them with promises of it:

"Ultimate Power."

Now you're talking something... worthy of... a thread...

No, sorry. It's just silly either way.
Need_A_Life
03-14-06, 03:58 PM 30. Kill Pun-Pun (and probably die in the process *shrugs*)

31. Force ideals on people, creating a new world in your image

32. Become a lich, make your phylactery a demiplane (Planeshifter10). Let good-aligned beings inhabit it. Watch paladins cry.

33. End every sentence with 'I dare ya!'
Callista
03-14-06, 04:18 PM 32. Become a lich, make your phylactery a demiplane (Planeshifter10). Let good-aligned beings inhabit it. Watch paladins cry.Either that or go to their Wizard buddies with questions about how to imprison a lich without killing it. Paladins ain't stupid, you know. (Or most of them aren't. Sometimes you'll run across one whose mount is smarter than he is... this is usually quite amusing when it occurs...)

Anyway...

33. Re-name yourself "Ao" and watch as the real Ao tries to figure out whether to challenge you
34. Hold the Prime Material hostage (and REALLY watch the Paladins cry)
FromTheShadows
03-14-06, 05:31 PM 35. Paladins always seem to be the victims of machinations like this; who says that the forces of good can't have horribly powerful superweapons?
I just have this image in my mind of a paladin sending a formal request for surrender to some evil wizard's tower and then attempting to meet with the wizard in person. In a typical BBEG move, the wizard promises to repent and then goes right back to nefarious scheming, opressing the people, and other generic misdeeds.

Soon thereafter, the clouds part above the tower, and a single beam of sunlight breaks free. A single beam that, of course, is being reflected off the exterior of a giant metal tube with the words Holy Annihilator written on the side in Celestial. The wizard is able to look out a window just before the light intensifies...

From a safe distance away, the paladin watches the mushroom cloud, calmly sipping a cup of tea and shaking his head in disapproval.
36. Kill the BBEG. Then kill the people who would revive the BBEG. Then kill the people who would revive the people who would revive the BBEG. Then...

37. Carve off a chunk of the world for use as your own private kingdom/island/moon, depending on size.

Oh, and a little (coincidental?) reference that I noticed on an earlier post in this thread:
You could ninja that, or just call someone up on the phone to taunt them with promises of it:

"Ultimate Power."
Kresalak
03-14-06, 05:50 PM 38. I've said it before, and I shall say it again. [...] infinite damage implies infinite energy, and... well, assuming that the heat released by said blast didn't just incinerate everything, you'd probably get a ball of pure energy. Assuming we didn't all die, of course.

Kresalak's guide to destroying the universe.
Step 1: Get Javocian generator.
Step 2: Get Delayed Blast Fireball.
Step 3: Get planar portal.
Step 4: Drop DBF on Javocian Generator.
Step 5: Get the hell out of there.
Step 6: ???
Step 7: Profit!

Or maybe the nature of Javocs doesn't allow the energy to be released from the area of effect? If so, that's a 30 ft. circle of pure endless energy.

Or hell, it's magic already, just say it happens while the laws of physics are sleeping.
Telinar Beln
03-14-06, 06:05 PM 39. Summon various Celestial, Abyssal and Infernal creatures...then stage a DnD version of Ultimate Showdown (of ultimate destiny! Amongst the Celestial types is Chuck Norris...if you've seen it you know what I mean......;))
40. Vaporise the DM
41. Summon Magical Item: Dungeon Masters Guide from the Plane of Future Timelines and rewrite it. Send it back to the future, watch as reality warps.
42. Build another Jovoc
43. Sell it on Ye Olde eBay
speeblefreak
03-14-06, 09:05 PM 44. Tourist trap.

"Come see the astronomicastical once-in-a-lifetime Jovocian Bomb, only 15 miles down the road! Keep your children away, or they'll blow themseves up on it. Keep away pets, the elderly, and just about anything else you don't want sacificed to its unbelievable power. Yessir, this is something you'll never see anywhere else, unless some smart-alecky wizard builds another one! But that will never happen, because if he tries, we'll give him a guided tour of [LOOP]
Silverthumb128
03-15-06, 01:02 AM 32. Become a lich, make your phylactery a demiplane (Planeshifter10). Let good-aligned beings inhabit it. Watch paladins cry.

16. Become a Lich for a little more power, and then hide your phylactery on your demiplane.

45. Use clever re-wording to add to the quota. :D
metamind
03-15-06, 06:59 PM 46. Kill Pun Pun

47. Bring him back to life

48: Kill him again!
Vestigial_Thumb
03-15-06, 07:17 PM 49. Show people that "because there's more of us than you" is a flawed argument.

50. After you show them, destroy all authority and bring anarchy into the picture.

51. Destroy more authority.
Kresalak
03-15-06, 08:44 PM 46. Kill Pun Pun

47. Bring him back to life

48: Kill him again!
It should be noted that the Javocian Generator has limits. It does nothing more then produce infinite damage in a 30 ft. radius.

52. Set something on fire.

Twice.
Novacat
03-16-06, 08:51 AM 53. Start working on your evil monologue. Make it a 10-pager. With Infinite Power, people are gonna sit and listen, so you might as well make it big.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Lyinginbedmon 03-13-06, 05:11 PM	With the advent of the most powerful infinite damage/energy combination, the Jovoc Generator (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=592857), I was thinking what could be done with it. Some uses are obvious, others a touch more secretive and unseen. So, let's see what the possible users of the Generator could do? To power a bomb (Duh) Eternal lighting Space travel (Use it as the source of power for the propellers on a ship, the thing reaches escape velocity pretty quickly) Sadism and/or Masochism infinite boosting An energy weapon (Seal the generator in a demiplane, then make a gate to said demiplane and stand well back)
SokenzanMarauder 03-13-06, 06:28 PM	6: Create your own race if sentient toaster pastries. (I mean honestly) 'Nuff said, -Gene
epifreak 03-13-06, 06:46 PM	[SHAMELESS SELF PLUG=Lyinginbedmon]With the advent of the most powerful infinite damage/energy combination, the Jovoc Generator (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=592857), I was thinking what could be done with it. Some uses are obvious, others a touch more secretive and unseen. So, let's see what the possible users of the Generator could do? To power a bomb (Duh) Eternal lighting Space travel (Use it as the source of power for the propellers on a ship, the thing reaches escape velocity pretty quickly) Sadism and/or Masochism infinite boosting An energy weapon (Seal the generator in a demiplane, then make a gate to said demiplane and stand well back)[/SHAMELESS SELF PLUG] :P
Ziggaraut 03-13-06, 10:42 PM	7. Destroy a city block. 8. Destroy a LARGER city block! 9. Laugh maniacally.
Tempest Stormwind 03-13-06, 11:41 PM	Derivative of number 5: Boosters. Just brace the generator in such a way to provide output due Up, and through kickback, it should press on the surface of the planet. Silly planets and their imperfect orbits....
Suzaku455 03-14-06, 02:35 AM	10: Create of race of metal self aware constructs and name them Cylons.
Rumple_Cragstan 03-14-06, 03:08 AM	11. Anything You Want.
Silverthumb128 03-14-06, 05:36 AM	12. Make a lot of gold. People are willing to pay great prices for infinite power. 13. If they don't want to pay, blow em up and take the gold. 14. Create a demiplane in your image. 15. Block off all travel to your demiplane from anyone but yourself. 16. Become a Lich for a little more power, and then hide your phylactery on your demiplane. 17. Wenches.
Callista 03-14-06, 08:05 AM	18. Become a deity. 19. Go one-on-one with the Lady of Pain.
Purkake 03-14-06, 08:39 AM	20. Roll it up and hit a bad DM over the nose with it. 21. Use it as a garden decoration. 22. Donate it to your local villain for "world domination" purposes.
madhatter619 03-14-06, 11:16 AM	23. Nuke France. 24. Reenact 8-Bit DnD 25. Sell it to any given god with a detonator built in, press the button, and plug your ears, then argue with your DM about the concept of killing a diety and stealing it's power. 26. Elevate yourself into godhood. 27. Idiot cleansing. Gather all the world's idiots and put them right in front of it, make it into a giant laser, and boom. No more idiots. 28. Kill the BBEG in any campaign, causing your DM to start pulling his/her hair out because you aren't supposed to beat a level 30 at level 14. Classic.
Bruunwald 03-14-06, 12:10 PM	Infinite Power is boring. It's limitless and uncontrollable, which means any and all outcomes are positively going to happen, including those that even Infinite Power itself couldn't think of, were it to have a mind, which it must, since it's infinite. It just gets too confusing. We're talking cosmic here. Now, Ultimate Power, Infinite Power's poor white trash cousin... that's interesting. You could ninja that, or just call someone up on the phone to taunt them with promises of it: "Ultimate Power." Now you're talking something... worthy of... a thread... No, sorry. It's just silly either way.
Need_A_Life 03-14-06, 03:58 PM	30. Kill Pun-Pun (and probably die in the process shrugs) 31. Force ideals on people, creating a new world in your image 32. Become a lich, make your phylactery a demiplane (Planeshifter10). Let good-aligned beings inhabit it. Watch paladins cry. 33. End every sentence with 'I dare ya!'
Callista 03-14-06, 04:18 PM	32. Become a lich, make your phylactery a demiplane (Planeshifter10). Let good-aligned beings inhabit it. Watch paladins cry.Either that or go to their Wizard buddies with questions about how to imprison a lich without killing it. Paladins ain't stupid, you know. (Or most of them aren't. Sometimes you'll run across one whose mount is smarter than he is... this is usually quite amusing when it occurs...) Anyway... 33. Re-name yourself "Ao" and watch as the real Ao tries to figure out whether to challenge you 34. Hold the Prime Material hostage (and REALLY watch the Paladins cry)
FromTheShadows 03-14-06, 05:31 PM	35. Paladins always seem to be the victims of machinations like this; who says that the forces of good can't have horribly powerful superweapons? I just have this image in my mind of a paladin sending a formal request for surrender to some evil wizard's tower and then attempting to meet with the wizard in person. In a typical BBEG move, the wizard promises to repent and then goes right back to nefarious scheming, opressing the people, and other generic misdeeds. Soon thereafter, the clouds part above the tower, and a single beam of sunlight breaks free. A single beam that, of course, is being reflected off the exterior of a giant metal tube with the words Holy Annihilator written on the side in Celestial. The wizard is able to look out a window just before the light intensifies... From a safe distance away, the paladin watches the mushroom cloud, calmly sipping a cup of tea and shaking his head in disapproval. 36. Kill the BBEG. Then kill the people who would revive the BBEG. Then kill the people who would revive the people who would revive the BBEG. Then... 37. Carve off a chunk of the world for use as your own private kingdom/island/moon, depending on size. Oh, and a little (coincidental?) reference that I noticed on an earlier post in this thread: You could ninja that, or just call someone up on the phone to taunt them with promises of it: "Ultimate Power."
Kresalak 03-14-06, 05:50 PM	38. I've said it before, and I shall say it again. [...] infinite damage implies infinite energy, and... well, assuming that the heat released by said blast didn't just incinerate everything, you'd probably get a ball of pure energy. Assuming we didn't all die, of course. Kresalak's guide to destroying the universe. Step 1: Get Javocian generator. Step 2: Get Delayed Blast Fireball. Step 3: Get planar portal. Step 4: Drop DBF on Javocian Generator. Step 5: Get the hell out of there. Step 6: ??? Step 7: Profit! Or maybe the nature of Javocs doesn't allow the energy to be released from the area of effect? If so, that's a 30 ft. circle of pure endless energy. Or hell, it's magic already, just say it happens while the laws of physics are sleeping.
Telinar Beln 03-14-06, 06:05 PM	39. Summon various Celestial, Abyssal and Infernal creatures...then stage a DnD version of Ultimate Showdown (of ultimate destiny! Amongst the Celestial types is Chuck Norris...if you've seen it you know what I mean......;)) 40. Vaporise the DM 41. Summon Magical Item: Dungeon Masters Guide from the Plane of Future Timelines and rewrite it. Send it back to the future, watch as reality warps. 42. Build another Jovoc 43. Sell it on Ye Olde eBay
speeblefreak 03-14-06, 09:05 PM	44. Tourist trap. "Come see the astronomicastical once-in-a-lifetime Jovocian Bomb, only 15 miles down the road! Keep your children away, or they'll blow themseves up on it. Keep away pets, the elderly, and just about anything else you don't want sacificed to its unbelievable power. Yessir, this is something you'll never see anywhere else, unless some smart-alecky wizard builds another one! But that will never happen, because if he tries, we'll give him a guided tour of [LOOP]
Silverthumb128 03-15-06, 01:02 AM	32. Become a lich, make your phylactery a demiplane (Planeshifter10). Let good-aligned beings inhabit it. Watch paladins cry. 16. Become a Lich for a little more power, and then hide your phylactery on your demiplane. 45. Use clever re-wording to add to the quota. :D
metamind 03-15-06, 06:59 PM	46. Kill Pun Pun 47. Bring him back to life 48: Kill him again!
Vestigial_Thumb 03-15-06, 07:17 PM	49. Show people that "because there's more of us than you" is a flawed argument. 50. After you show them, destroy all authority and bring anarchy into the picture. 51. Destroy more authority.
Kresalak 03-15-06, 08:44 PM	46. Kill Pun Pun 47. Bring him back to life 48: Kill him again! It should be noted that the Javocian Generator has limits. It does nothing more then produce infinite damage in a 30 ft. radius. 52. Set something on fire. Twice.
Novacat 03-16-06, 08:51 AM	53. Start working on your evil monologue. Make it a 10-pager. With Infinite Power, people are gonna sit and listen, so you might as well make it big.