1001+ Things to do with my necromancer. [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001+ Things to do with my necromancer. [Archive] - Wizards Community

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SquibThePirate
01-14-08, 02:42 AM In an upcoming campaign I am playing a Wizard 3/ Cleric of some evil deity 3/Mystic Theurge 4 (we start at level 10). Now we are all roleplayers, and I want my necromancer to be really childish so I ask you guys....what are some things I should do during the course of the campaign. Here are some of my Ideas.

1. Wear my Slaymate like a backpack.

2. The first time we meet any type of undead I turn to the party and scream "CAN WE KEEP EM?!?!? PLEASE?!?!?!"

3.Ask my DM to let us fight some raptors at some point so I can have enlarged, awakened zombie raptors.

4. upon failing to svae the townsfolk, I bring them back as zombies, and if needed lead them back to the town, so they can go back to their "Normal lives."

5. Army of zombie children.....nuff said.

6. and last but not least, I see alot of "Look what I made" moments happening.

So what are your thoughts?
Pudge_is_cute
01-14-08, 03:52 AM Is it female or male? Nevertheless here's my slice...

7. Use your large bambi eyes to the fighter and say happily, pointing to an undead female you just created "She's my gift to you, please hug her so we can see some hot undead action!!" >:3

8. Carry some shrunken heads and always toy it around like using it as a soccer/bowling ball. If they ask who's head it is, told them happily(with a glint of being a loony/maniac) with bambi eyes "It is my last boy/girlfriend, he/she leaves me a lot of times and I get terribly lonely a lot of times too so I need him/her to be alway with me... "(which of course not true, just dug the head in some random grave) :weep:

9. Have terrible tantrums when they don't like your actions and cry a lot of times if they don't go with your stuff(like keeping your new "pet"). Don't act in combat in your moodswings unless it is dire.

10. Use a seperate hand when you slap someone.
Morbid
01-14-08, 09:42 AM 11. Carry the stuffed Cthulhu.

12. Trendy rat-skull puppets do all of your talking.

13. Randomly wet yourself, and then yell "Someone wet my pants!".

14. Wand + Nose = Ultimate Joy.
Behaigo
01-14-08, 04:25 PM www.lfgcomic.com

Do a lot of the things Richard does.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
SquibThePirate 01-14-08, 02:42 AM	In an upcoming campaign I am playing a Wizard 3/ Cleric of some evil deity 3/Mystic Theurge 4 (we start at level 10). Now we are all roleplayers, and I want my necromancer to be really childish so I ask you guys....what are some things I should do during the course of the campaign. Here are some of my Ideas. 1. Wear my Slaymate like a backpack. 2. The first time we meet any type of undead I turn to the party and scream "CAN WE KEEP EM?!?!? PLEASE?!?!?!" 3.Ask my DM to let us fight some raptors at some point so I can have enlarged, awakened zombie raptors. 4. upon failing to svae the townsfolk, I bring them back as zombies, and if needed lead them back to the town, so they can go back to their "Normal lives." 5. Army of zombie children.....nuff said. 6. and last but not least, I see alot of "Look what I made" moments happening. So what are your thoughts?
Pudge_is_cute 01-14-08, 03:52 AM	Is it female or male? Nevertheless here's my slice... 7. Use your large bambi eyes to the fighter and say happily, pointing to an undead female you just created "She's my gift to you, please hug her so we can see some hot undead action!!" >:3 8. Carry some shrunken heads and always toy it around like using it as a soccer/bowling ball. If they ask who's head it is, told them happily(with a glint of being a loony/maniac) with bambi eyes "It is my last boy/girlfriend, he/she leaves me a lot of times and I get terribly lonely a lot of times too so I need him/her to be alway with me... "(which of course not true, just dug the head in some random grave) :weep: 9. Have terrible tantrums when they don't like your actions and cry a lot of times if they don't go with your stuff(like keeping your new "pet"). Don't act in combat in your moodswings unless it is dire. 10. Use a seperate hand when you slap someone.
Morbid 01-14-08, 09:42 AM	11. Carry the stuffed Cthulhu. 12. Trendy rat-skull puppets do all of your talking. 13. Randomly wet yourself, and then yell "Someone wet my pants!". 14. Wand + Nose = Ultimate Joy.
Behaigo 01-14-08, 04:25 PM	www.lfgcomic.com Do a lot of the things Richard does.