Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Jonrea 09-18-05, 02:01 PM	Title is kind of self explanatory. Enjoy. 0. Be a cleric with +100 in bluff and convince all the gods to give you their powers
Black Kitten 09-18-05, 02:16 PM	Title is kind of self explanatory. Enjoy. It's generally a good idea to start yourself? :raincloud
kuhTHOOloo 09-18-05, 03:01 PM	1. Be a 12th level kobold psion.
Particle 09-18-05, 03:12 PM	The Co boards are down to 6th lvl. Its a Mage/some OrC then. 2. Be a bard with +100 to Diplomacy and cause the most massive war imaginable. 3. Be an undead necromancer with infinite amount of time and create an infinite army of undead. um cant remember other most broken CO builds. maybe later some more... um, 4. attend to the Co boards ;)
Salookanana 09-18-05, 03:16 PM	5. (For epic levels) Attempt to sunder something, roll a 1 and accidently sunder the fabric of reality.
NinjaE 09-18-05, 03:25 PM	6: A wraith.
Yushang 09-18-05, 04:04 PM	7. Be a druid with +100 in handle animal and call upon the squirrels to destroy all intelligent life ^_^
Evered 09-18-05, 04:30 PM	8. Make the Tarrasque a vampire. He will no longer have the need to sleep, and he can't take non-lethal damage because he is undead. Plus he can dominate people and make them walk into his open mouth.
Lyinginbedmon 09-18-05, 04:45 PM	8. Make the Tarrasque a vampire. He will no longer have the need to sleep, and he can't take non-lethal damage because he is undead. Plus he can dominate people and make them walk into his open mouth. With the slight problem that you can't have Regeneration if you can't be affected by Nonlethal damage.
ShadowDragon8685 09-18-05, 05:13 PM	9. Mix gunpowder, saltpeter and nitriate-rich bird droppings. 10. Attempt to solve your problems with an Evil goddess by seduction roll - and rolling +120. :) 11. Opening that damned door. (Really. About 60% of apocaplypsi could be avoided just by not opening the @^@^@^-ing door.) 12. Sleeping with the night hag.
TheChilliGod 09-18-05, 05:41 PM	Saw this one on another forum. 13) Grab a few iron pellets. Head to the magnetic south pole. Create a vacuum tube about the size of a large person. Shove the iron pellets into the tube. Create a looping teleportation system. (teleport from the bottom of the tube to the top) Get some minion to watch over them for a few months. Due to being at the south pole, the pellets will exceed terminal velocity while trying to get to the south pole a bit more, or something like that. After a few months, dispel the teleportation system and the iron pellets will fly straight through the centre of the earth. Instant Apocalypse! Well, there could be flaws to the system, but don't ask me. I don't do physics.
Loren Pechtel 09-18-05, 10:46 PM	I forget the name of the spell but there's an epic one that conjures 20 cubic feet of material. Conjure anti-neutronium. You better have time-stop up and teleport away immediately. I forget just how big the bang is but my memory is that it would wipe out everything beyond the microbe level. I worked it out before over on the epic board--look for the thread about how to destroy a planet.
OctoberRaven 09-19-05, 12:15 AM	Being a Cleric of Hextor who, with ranks in bluff and disguise, becomes "Supreme Archpreist" of all the good religions.
Rhomphaia 09-19-05, 01:38 AM	Push the big red button.
Ridureyu 09-19-05, 02:14 AM	Milk Orcus.
Solidcobra 09-19-05, 02:22 AM	Kill the DM.
Xaxor 09-19-05, 03:08 AM	Post yet another thread like this, causing everyone's heads to explode.
Rhomphaia 09-19-05, 05:26 AM	Milk Orcus. Just...Ick...What kind of cereal would you put that on?
ShadowDragon8685 09-19-05, 08:05 AM	Just...Ick...What kind of cereal would you put that on? DOOM-Os, of course. :) Or whole-soul Hate-Bran. :)
Dartanel 09-19-05, 08:52 AM	(Serious) - 20. Cast two overlapping gates, one to the plane of positive energy, the other to the plane of negative energy. 21. Be a high level planeshifter (MoP), and abuse Planar area swap to disassemble the planet/bombard it with meteors.
Ridureyu 09-19-05, 12:33 PM	Just...Ick...What kind of cereal would you put that on? In one of the 101 threads, a DM mentioned one of his players trying to do that, and rolling a 20. Milking Orcus has now become a buzzword for doing something very, very wrong in D&D. It's also a way to end the world, if you think about it.
PhaedrusXY 09-19-05, 02:33 PM	Milk Orcus.That is just the sickest thing I've ever read on here... I love it! :devil:
GFC_Seracule 09-19-05, 04:05 PM	This wouldn't destroy the world, but it would completely destroy all life. 22. Manifest genesis on the material plane over and over and eventually wipe out all life. Then engineer your own race of super obedient slaces to populate the world and attend to your every whim :evillaugh !
GobalinKing 09-19-05, 04:17 PM	23. "Hey, Mr. Balor! You SUCK!!!"
McBAMF 09-19-05, 05:41 PM	24. Hulking Hurler...nuff said.
deneb 09-30-05, 08:07 PM	summon a shade...... at night ...... in a city ....... that has no magic..... lose controll of shade
OctoberRaven 09-30-05, 08:13 PM	Sculpt all the gods in the D&D Pantheon holding hands with each other. Then run for cover.
Caros 09-30-05, 08:34 PM	Craft Contingency, four times. Cast Sadism. Say Death (Cast's Apocolypse from the sky, radius = caster level), To (My caster level has gone up for every thing that my 20 mile radius apoc from the sky killed. Its probably now 200 miles), All (4000 miles), Mortals (the world?) Over the course of four rounds.
Acheron 09-30-05, 09:14 PM	Milk Orcus. I'm such a noob. Who's orcus? 28. Ask the the question above :( . ahhh, i'm sooooooo a noob in....whatever orcus is from
TheChilliGod 09-30-05, 09:35 PM	I'm such a noob. Who's orcus? 28. Ask the the question above :( . ahhh, i'm sooooooo a noob in....whatever orcus is from Orcus is the Demon Prince of the Undead. Almost a god, he is, but not quite. Rages eternal war with two other demon lords in the Abyss. He looks like a balor that spent a few years on the telly, kind of a demon cow if he's lying on the couch (which explains the milking). He has this rod thing that he likes to poke people with to make their heads explode. See Libris Mortis or Book of Vile Darkness for further details.
Starlight Knight 10-01-05, 01:15 AM	Push the big red button. That is my favorite. I've always felt that if you got a wish spell, and you said, "I wish for you not to grant this wish." it would cause the world to imploed on itself. Get a wish spell and wish for all the kender to die. The gods would be so angry the would destroy the world. Look at the DM with a straight face and say, "Don't give me that. You couldn't destroy the world in a way that fits into the game."
-Shade- 10-01-05, 05:01 AM	1). Take one part positive energy plane. Bottle it up in a fragile glass bottle (like alchemist fire container) and wrap it in a strong magical barrier.. 2). Take one part negative energy plane. Package it the same like step 1. 3). Affix the two together in a metal container. 4). Rig impact detonator with magic switch that deactivates the bottle's magic shield barriers. 5). Drop from airship or suicidal dragon's talons. 6). Watch an entire castle or city go up in smoke. 7). Repeat. Or if you're lazy... 1). Open portal to positive energy plane, then one to negative energy plane, make them intersect in the material plane. The ensuing conflaguration of energies will cause widespread panic. Magic researchers are too scared to research the potential megatonnage of such weapons.
tarrasquelord 10-01-05, 10:56 AM	Don't know what number we're on. 1. Have a single normal (no adjustmants) kobold defeat a 30th level party in even battle. The very laws of creation would unravel at the thought of a kobold winning but against a party of level 30 characters? Judgement Day
speeblefreak 10-01-05, 02:28 PM	XX: You only need two things to destroy the world: Disintegrate on your spell list and a LOT of patience. XX+1: Develop an epic spell that creates a few hundred gallons of Oil of Impact. XX+2: Cast Proctiv's Move Mountain on the largest mountain in the world and tell it to go up a thousand miles or so. Dispel Proctiv's Move Mountain.
Light of Day 10-01-05, 04:32 PM	Play a chaotic neutral kender with WIS 6 armed with a rod of wonder. The rest will sort itself out.
Ni! 10-01-05, 07:21 PM	Two words. Pun. Pun. (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=491801&page=1&pp=30)
IceFractal 10-02-05, 03:41 AM	I was bored, so I did some calculations, based on an undead 20th level Warlock trying to destroy the world by using Vitrious Blast + Eldritch Doom 24 hours a day. The calculations assumed, for hardness and hp/inch purposes, that the crust was dirt, the mantle was rock, the outer core was iron, and the inner core was superdense metal much like adamantine. This may actually be underestimating the density a bit, but even so, that Warlock, working 24 hours a day would need 53 trillion millenia to destroy the world. Thus, I don't think direct damage is the way to do it, except perhaps with a Hulking Hurler. However, if you gave that Warlock an undead Psion/Metamind and used the Synchronicity trick, those 53 trillion millenia could be finished in just 6 seconds. 6 very, very tedious seconds, which is why I doubt even the undead would try it.
Valgaav 10-02-05, 11:22 AM	XX+4: Let Kender into Eberron. My DM actually did this and while I didn't destroy the world, I was only level 3 at the time. Kender and artificiers have a very odd synergy.
Jagnis 10-02-05, 01:00 PM	XX--Unleash the epic commoner.... XX--Bring george bush into witchever realm and rig the election.... XX--Wish that unerversal solvant was really universal solvant... self explanitory.. XX--Get a sphere of annihilation in the core of the world, gravity will have effect and by the time gravity stops working its already too late
ercpkr 10-02-05, 05:42 PM	Kill the DM. QFT XX- Two words: Paragon Kobold
Landman 10-03-05, 01:26 AM	Throw a lit match into my bag of holding. (As a packrat/arsonist rogue, Im carrying well over 5,000 gp in gunpowder) :)
Devin, The Rogue Princess 10-03-05, 12:57 PM	XX: Summon a certain Jackson to the world, then proceed to make him a god. :help:
Bane 10-03-05, 02:10 PM	If you let this work... 12 geysering Decanters of Endless Water. Inside an extended Otiluke's Resilient Sphere. Until the water reaches critical mass, and becomes a singularity. Or, there isn't enough time for that, and the pressure release from the spell ending launches plasma through the planet. Divine Metamagic a Persistant Gate to the Material Plane. From Avernus. Spread the word. Release Levistus to the Material Plane. Without binding him in any way. Reach epic levels. Sell all of your equipment for copper pieces. Bring them back to the Material Plane, and throw the world out of orbit. Wraith Nuke.
Blazara 10-03-05, 02:58 PM	be a bad DM
seret 10-03-05, 04:48 PM	ligth a little fire in the dm notes while hes looking away.
feng the red dragon 10-16-05, 11:17 PM	the greatest way to do this is put a bag of holding in another bag of holding thus creating a sphere of annialation that keeps on growing till universe is destroyed
cere 10-16-05, 11:28 PM	Whats a "kender"?
feng the red dragon 10-16-05, 11:39 PM	a kinder is a creature about the size of a halfling that isnt very smart and likes shiny objects
Selena Ombrenoire 10-17-05, 12:30 AM	48: Using the DM's custom made Buffy D&D setting... The Buffyverse is really apocalypsy... (at least one apcalypse per year)
guru7892 10-17-05, 12:32 AM	49: did anyone say anything about inlaws?
UndeadMouse 10-17-05, 09:51 AM	a kender is a halfling in the Dragonlance campaign. very stereotypical. 50: 1: call a balor. 2: call a pit fiend 3: watch the world collapse 51: wish that the sun would go away. then let the drow know. 52: start an epic level mage war.
Feriin 10-17-05, 11:27 AM	a kinder is a creature about the size of a halfling that isnt very smart and likes shiny objects Not quite ... Kinder = German for Child Kender = Race from Dragonlance setting, replaces halflings. The race as a whole is curious about any object they find, tend to have short tension spans. Objects just naturally find themselfs in a kenders pouch(es).
Crimson Innocence 10-18-05, 01:58 AM	Five Miglets: Knock up the Terresque... Five Miglets +1: take the red pill next time Five Miglets +2: make use of disintergation, even one casting a day will eventually destroy everything...
edgy_rhinx 10-19-05, 07:39 AM	Saw this one on another forum. 13) Grab a few iron pellets. Head to the magnetic south pole. Create a vacuum tube about the size of a large person. Shove the iron pellets into the tube. Create a looping teleportation system. (teleport from the bottom of the tube to the top) Get some minion to watch over them for a few months. Due to being at the south pole, the pellets will exceed terminal velocity while trying to get to the south pole a bit more, or something like that. After a few months, dispel the teleportation system and the iron pellets will fly straight through the centre of the earth. Instant Apocalypse! Well, there could be flaws to the system, but don't ask me. I don't do physics. They will not exceed terminal velocity because G is constant.
Lyinginbedmon 10-19-05, 11:42 AM	If you add an item that casts haste on everything that enters an area it might, because they'd leave the area through the bottom and then re-enter it at the top, get hasted again, etc...
Parrex 10-19-05, 12:43 PM	56. Step 1: Find one of those black orbs that look like spheres of annihilation, but are actually living creatures. Step 2: teach it 25 levels worth of Wizard experience. Step 3: Have it cast Permanency: Contingency: Enlarge on itself, with the Contingency trigger being it getting enlarge cast upon it. Step 4: Flee to alternate universe Step 5: Mke fun of the DM because you actually killed him. 57. Step 1: Achieve deity status Step 2: Regularly interfere in the affairs of man, blatantly and heavily Step 3: Allow all evil deities to do the same. Step 4: (Optional) Punch Ao in the kidneys (does Ao have kidneys). 58. Step 1: Start out as Chaotic Evil Wizard / Cleric Step 2: Achieve Epic to the third power status Step 3: get real chummy with orcus and demigorgon Step 4: get 'em real drunk Step 5a: cast permanent silent image to record their demonic passions Step 5b: trick them into doing something of absolute good while drunk, permanent silent image that event. Step 6: Wait for the morning after and exhibit silent images to the entire world.
Landman 10-19-05, 02:55 PM	They will not exceed terminal velocity because G is constant. There is no "terminal velocity" in a vacuum. As for the OP's idea... the gravitational acceleration on the iron will be far greater at any point on the earths surface than the acceleration due to the earth's magnetic field would ever be. So technically, the use of magnetism doesn't really do anything for you that gravity wouldn't already have done. On the other hand, whatever body of energy had to supply the energy to teleport the iron upwards through the magnetic/gravitational field would probably get drained, if you want to imagine teleportation spells as having to draw their energy from somewhere...
Lyinginbedmon 10-19-05, 03:07 PM	To put an immediate crimp on that idea though, the iron would disintegrate as soon as it hit anything near terminal velocity because of the friction caused from it moving through the air that fast. So if anything, you'd have a rather odd bomb
Need_A_Life 10-20-05, 07:38 AM	Mind giving a page number on this 'terminal velocity' and 'friction'? :P This is D&D, not the real world; this is a thread where there is a post saying "Milk Orcus" not a science thread... besides, D&D is broken... not that I mind. --- Y: (Assumes that you are pun-pun) Cast create water and wait a minute or so, then drink it (hey, there's nothing in the rules stopping you). Duck as a Dungeon Masters Guide comes flying towards your head. Y+1: apply real-world science to D&D while maintaining existing rules... watch adventurers collapse under gigantic pressure (I tried making a character who could lift the appartment building I live in... as a light load), watch how Fireball suddenly extinguishes half-way to its target, watch lightningbolt miss your opponent in favor of a doorframe. Y+1b: Add a realistic trading system. Y+2: Get disintegrate at will and begin digging...
Lionhearted 10-20-05, 08:59 AM	xx: release fenris the wolf and help loki to throw down odin from his throne. then enjoy ragnarok xx1: open the gate to hell and watch as judgement day unfold xx2: defreeze the 8th hell. and watch leee. whatever his name, ruin all of world xx3: get a BFG.. use it xx4: summon the 10th avatar of vishnu xx5: make the four horsemen gather in the same place and trigger apocalypse xx6: accidentily fire one of USA Nukes. WW3 takes care of the rest xx7: summon Tiamat and the rest of the dragon patheon into dragonlance i dont really know how to destroy eberron ... xx8: steal the tablets of faith. call yourself Ao. use the tablets (has actually been done) xx9: wait (world will end it self eventually) xx10: get a DM that dont know all the rules. exploit it. end the world yourself (at lvl 5 [ eat that pun pun]) xx11: summon middleearth rules sauron (all stats state : you lose)
LeafDancer 10-20-05, 04:25 PM	Gather the dragon orbs Give them to an evil and retarted kobold Pop some popcorn Enjoy the show
Ayodrinn the Silver 10-20-05, 08:12 PM	p*i*s*s* on Catti-brie in front of Drizzt Do' Urden. :D :eek:
Lord Dastir 10-20-05, 08:36 PM	To put an immediate crimp on that idea though, the iron would disintegrate as soon as it hit anything near terminal velocity because of the friction caused from it moving through the air that fast. So if anything, you'd have a rather odd bomb I cant believe I am doing this, because, as another poster mentioned, there is no room for physics in a world where magic exists, but... The person who posted this idea specified a vacuum tube... There is no air in a vacuum, so there is (obviously) no air friction. No terminal velocity either. The only limit to an object's speed in a vacuum is c (speed of light). Yeah, relativistic iron particles would certainly do a job on the earth!!! Here's another one: zz: Use a wish to make the sun go nova :)
homey188 10-20-05, 08:53 PM	zz: Use a wish to make the sun go nova :) even better is this ??: do something to put a sphere of anhilation in the center of the sun step 2:use the last 8 minutes of earths existance casting genisis repeatedly, gotta have somewhere to go right?
Rabid Dire Wolverine 10-20-05, 09:38 PM	Become a 48th level master of many forms. Shift into the Tarrasque. Enjoy.
Xeio 10-20-05, 11:38 PM	*does some math* 6 months (approx) * 30days/1month * 24hours/1day * 60minutes/1hour * 60seconds/1minute = 15,552,000 seconds of acceleration 15,552,000 * 9.8m/s^2(acceleration due to gravity on earth) = 152,409,600 m/s KineticEnergy = .5 * 1kg(slightly fudged guess, since i forgot mass is in kg, not g :P ) * 152,409,600^2 = 11,614,343,086,080,000 Joules Largest practical atomic bomb (supposedly) 10 megatons * 4,184,000,000,000,000 joules/1megaton = 41,840,000,000,000,000 Joules So, assuming you had 4 pellets, its approximately equal to a 10 megaton nuclear explosion when it collides (assuming no explosion from friction once it hits the air). Better to let it go a few years ^_^ thats no world ender.... lets have some fun with it so... if we would drop a ball with a mass of 10kg for 100 years.... .5(10)((100*365.25(days/year)*24*60*60*9.8)^2) = 4,786,154,642,342,707,200,000 J = 114391 Atomic Bombs Now thats a world ender :) As a side note, i didn't bother with 'theoretical speed limits' and such like the speed of light. (plus, this system would actually create infinite energy, given time, so the whole thing is moot as far as real life physics are concerned) EDIT: Noticed some errors in calculations (like 25hours in a day, lol)
steenan 10-21-05, 02:04 AM	There is a little problem with the physics here, Xeio... ;) The farther you go from earth, the weaker it's gravity is (it changes as 1/r^2). You cannot get any energy you want by letting something fall from enough height - earth's gravity won't accelerate it to more than approximately 11km/s, if it is stationary at the beginning. I can put here a mathematical proof of this if you really want...
spectralphoenix 10-21-05, 02:27 AM	That's true in a magic-less universe. However, the teleport spell lets the object fall over an very large distance by using the same few meters over and over again. In RL, of course, this drastically violates conservation of energy because the object would gain potential energy when teleported upwards. However we are assuming that: a)conservation of energy does not apply, or b)whatever powers teleport spells has an indefinitely large, but finite, supply of energy If a is true, then we can cast physics to the wind and the device will work. If b is true, then the maximum energy achievable will be (energy powering teleport+starting potential energy). Sooner or later, the magic would run out, the teleport would stop functioning, and the device would go off with whatever energy it had. Has anyone ever read "The Magic Goes Away" by Larry Niven? It has a similar concept.
Bane 10-21-05, 01:43 PM	IRL, teleport violates physics and common sense in multiple ways anyway. When you teleport, you somehow manage to change your momentum to some figure that happens to be perfectly aligned with what it would take to not kill you. When I say perfectly aligned, I mean it, as even a 0.1% difference in speed or direction would result in the sudden death of who or whatever happens to be teleporting. Wrong angle, and you will either be flung off the planet, or buried in a very deep, very messy hole. Wrong speed, and you will either be flung off the planet, or some feature on the planet (like a tree) will smack you at a relative speed exceeding 100 km/hr. If you're lucky. Otherwise, we could consider winds that ravage your body before your vector equals everything around you, sudden painful death from coexisting with other matter, namely air. If that doesn't sound so bad, consider that when even a little air gets in your bloodstream, you can expect an aneurism. This is an incredible amount of air in your bloodstream. You will die quickly and painfully. If we ignore the fundamental forces, and the effects of suddenly having that many extra atoms in the same space. The nuclear forces would shred your body faster than the Lady of Pain's shadow. Of course, we could just use teleportation to destroy the world then.
Lionhearted 10-21-05, 03:54 PM	it takes an extensive ammount of air in the veins to kill a human.. so all junkies out there dont worry the air bubbles wont kill you besides... why bother to even calculate it? it is in every aspect of logic impossible. thank god the evil villains doesnt have these kind of plans... the only success would be that their enemies and the audience die of boreness. D&D isnt logic, psychics or anything like that. its just plain imagination. read my lips: techno babbles = no one knows what it mean BUT it work nevertheless, myself i plan to start ragnarok... if it hasnt already started :P that's just my two copper btw anuerism? ... anuerism isnt that a weakening to the vein that eventually leads to the veins collapse. a very long term effect...
mike_o_spike 10-21-05, 06:53 PM	Number ???: drop your ''load'' in the DM's DMG
Bane 10-21-05, 07:30 PM	it takes an extensive ammount of air in the veins to kill a human.. so all junkies out there dont worry the air bubbles wont kill you besides... why bother to even calculate it? it is in every aspect of logic impossible. thank god the evil villains doesnt have these kind of plans... the only success would be that their enemies and the audience die of boreness. D&D isnt logic, psychics or anything like that. its just plain imagination. read my lips: techno babbles = no one knows what it mean BUT it work nevertheless, myself i plan to start ragnarok... if it hasnt already started :P that's just my two copper btw anuerism? ... anuerism isnt that a weakening to the vein that eventually leads to the veins collapse. a very long term effect... Yes, it does take an extensive amount of air in the veins to kill a human. Does 50% air, 50% blood count? That's essentially what teleportation would give you, assuming none of the other side effects I mentioned killed you first. May I ask which calculations you feel were unnecessary? If you feel something is impossible, fine, but you can't know for sure until someone does the math. I have a book that was published just 30 years ago that states that a computer could never play chess, because of the sheer number of possible combinations. Now computers not only play chess, they beat the best humans two out of three times. At one time it was considered impossible for an aircraft to go faster than the speed of sound. That idea held on so long that we still use the term "sound barrier," despite the fact that we first exceeded Mach 1 in 1947. There is always something impossible, and it never stays that way. "Techno babbles," as you put it, may not interest you, but information transfer is a valid use for the Internet, even when it is well thought out, punctuated, capitalized, and grammatically correct. I would wager that there are at least a few people who would prefer to see more posts like that than posts that come from the 12 year old AOL Instant Messenger crowd. In short, I disagree with both your opinions and your methods for making them known, as I'm sure you do with mine. Let's agree to disagree, as you will likely never sway me, and I have better things to do than attempt to sway you.
Moon-Lancer 10-21-05, 08:14 PM	Burn down a forest and tell the druid "the *bad* people did it".
Callista 10-21-05, 08:35 PM	You could always research an epic spell to destroy the world... apparently the people on the Epic Level boards have done it with a spellcraft DC of something like 30.
Xeio 10-21-05, 09:43 PM	Create a gate from the center of the sun to the center of the planet. Elevate a PC to a god. Give the turrasque the ability to duplicate. (once per minute... just to be evil) Give level 1 PCs a cursed ring of unlimited wishes (when they activate it, will save DC 25 to resist wanting to wish again, all wishes are corrupted) Ok... so that last one might be a bit too evil ^_^
sqmaster666 11-15-05, 09:58 PM	7. Be a druid with +100 in handle animal and call upon the squirrels to destroy all intelligent life ^_^ YES!!!!!!!! why not either Teleport or create water in a massive supply to the earth's core coolong the center of earth then as the water boils the super heated steam will burst to the surface and steam boil everything to death like a lobster at happy hour at the sea Grill, the cooling of the center of the earth has a good chance of stopping its rotation thus causing masive storms to rip across the earth and the ozone to disintigrate baking us all in solar winds.
sqmaster666 11-15-05, 10:12 PM	52: start an epic level mage war.[/QUOTE] that actually happened in the history of the "world" my olayers are playing in and it created a wave of magical energy that sweeps over the world repeating itself every 2,000 years or so decimating all magic and turning 2 very large tracts of land(the original points where it started)into a solid fused glass crater
Jonrea 11-15-05, 11:13 PM	that actually happened in the history of the "world" my olayers are playing in and it created a wave of magical energy that sweeps over the world repeating itself every 2,000 years or so decimating all magic and turning 2 very large tracts of land(the original points where it started)into a solid fused glass crater Can we say Mercedes Lackey fan? And if you started disintegrating/eldritch blasting your way to the core of the earth, you wouldn't have to get the whole way since the asthenosphere would just pour out (kind of).
Lionhearted 11-16-05, 05:05 AM	Yes, it does take an extensive amount of air in the veins to kill a human. Does 50% air, 50% blood count? That's essentially what teleportation would give you, assuming none of the other side effects I mentioned killed you first. May I ask which calculations you feel were unnecessary? If you feel something is impossible, fine, but you can't know for sure until someone does the math. I have a book that was published just 30 years ago that states that a computer could never play chess, because of the sheer number of possible combinations. Now computers not only play chess, they beat the best humans two out of three times. At one time it was considered impossible for an aircraft to go faster than the speed of sound. That idea held on so long that we still use the term "sound barrier," despite the fact that we first exceeded Mach 1 in 1947. There is always something impossible, and it never stays that way. "Techno babbles," as you put it, may not interest you, but information transfer is a valid use for the Internet, even when it is well thought out, punctuated, capitalized, and grammatically correct. I would wager that there are at least a few people who would prefer to see more posts like that than posts that come from the 12 year old AOL Instant Messenger crowd. In short, I disagree with both your opinions and your methods for making them known, as I'm sure you do with mine. Let's agree to disagree, as you will likely never sway me, and I have better things to do than attempt to sway you. my point is why waste your time on besting posters on the board when you can use your (obviously) infinitve wisdom to save the world or something... my point isnt that its impossible its that you dont have to be a genius to play D&D thats the good part! wanna blow the world? sure go ahead! how? who cares its just a game ffs
sqmaster666 11-17-05, 03:28 PM	Can we say Mercedes Lackey fan? And if you started disintegrating/eldritch blasting your way to the core of the earth, you wouldn't have to get the whole way since the asthenosphere would just pour out (kind of). yes i am a Mercedes Lackey fan and i thought i'd take a few aspects of the books written into my campaigns As for the magical energy wave i may not be putting that in after i saw the people that would be playing my campaign(one of them is a complete moron that slows down the game and wont think up anything more complicated the "i kick the door in" kind of stuff)
sqmaster666 11-17-05, 03:29 PM	Can we say Mercedes Lackey fan? And if you started disintegrating/eldritch blasting your way to the core of the earth, you wouldn't have to get the whole way since the asthenosphere would just pour out (kind of). yes i am a Mercedes Lackey fan though I dont think ANYONE else on the island(nantucket) reads her books and i thought i'd take a few aspects of the books written into my campaigns As for the magical energy wave i may not be putting that in after i saw the people that would be playing my campaign(one of them is a complete moron that slows down the game and wont think up anything more complicated the "i kick the door in" kind of stuff)
Jonrea 11-17-05, 06:52 PM	Hey, I'm not accusing or anything, I happen to be a fan of Lackey too. Were you planning on playing in her world or just using the Mage Storms? 53: Epic level Kender.
Xaktsaroth 11-17-05, 07:38 PM	Create a Kender Spellthief/Rogue with a level of MindBender. Steal. Everything. Even secrets. :evillaugh
Thomar_of_Uointer 11-17-05, 09:51 PM	Ahh... Whenever I start creating a setting, the third page in my notes is always the best way the BBEG can completely destroy it. 55: Tarrasque and Mirror of Opposition.
shadowsofwhite 11-18-05, 04:36 AM	apparently several people have gone on a series of tangents and stopped posting ways to destroy the world (preferring to discuss the physics of it instead) how disappointing. :nonono: this is easy for even low level characters whatever number this is... wish for an infinite amount of clubs. which would bludgeon the world to death for all eternity. :evillaugh
Thomar_of_Uointer 11-18-05, 08:26 AM	wish for an infinite amount of clubs. which would bludgeon the world to death for all eternity. :evillaugh What's really neat is that that actually works. :D
sqmaster666 11-19-05, 01:56 PM	Hey, I'm not accusing or anything, I happen to be a fan of Lackey too. Were you planning on playing in her world or just using the Mage Storms? 53: Epic level Kender. I was planning to play some aspects of here world like the vales except have gray elves in there and i have decided not to play here world almost completly just because of the people playing my campaign/world I am also using some of here other concepts but the world is 80% all my own creation but i'm using concepts from alot of books i've read.(hey there good idea's)
Swarms 11-20-05, 09:00 PM	infinitve wisdom Infinitve? Even spelled correctly that doesn't make sense.
Always-Late 11-20-05, 09:09 PM	The hypermitotic awakened tarrasque.
Ekranoplan 11-21-05, 01:09 AM	In the Net Libram of Random Magical Effects, one of the random effects is for the "nearest star to explode in a massive super nova" See my signature for more great stuff relateing to the Net Libram of Random Magical Effects.
OctoberRaven 11-21-05, 01:26 AM	Vampire Terrasque, and a Miracle spell to keep the sun blocked while the Terrasque is awake. That or Abyssal Kythons.
Sangredwarf89 11-21-05, 01:28 AM	I hope your all kidding. MWCL
DemonsOfRazgriz 11-21-05, 10:04 PM	1.Use revenge of the sun(I think thats the name of the weapon) *For those who don't know what it does you have a 1% chance of creating instantlly a sun on location. 2.Releasing Chaos 3. Kill the supreme gods of good, evil, and netrual. and watch the other gods fight for control of each alignment. 4. A kender making god status and just doing anything as its first testament as a god.
Rashomon 11-21-05, 11:30 PM	Turn yourself into a ball of iron massing 120 solar masses with the Metamorphosis power. A mass of such size will immediately implode into a hypernova and collapse into a quantum singularity. Not only do you destroy the world, but you annihilate the solar system and tear it to its component quarks at the same time. If the DM freaks out at that, just point out that under the improvised weapons rules, a ball of iron massing 120 solar masses will easily do quintillions of hp damage.