Advice Thread: Ask Thor [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Mock26

06-20-07, 09:35 PM
Self explanatory. Ask Thor (through his disciple) any question.
Thegans

06-20-07, 09:41 PM
Since your doomed to die in battle against the world serpent I think its name starts with a j. Do you have any plans to take advanatage of this such as betting against yourself and becoming the richest divine ghost in the new world?
Comus

06-20-07, 09:56 PM
Thor:

I have a great idea! Meet me at Thrym's house. Bring a dress. This will be such an awesome practical joke!

~ Loki
Draginja

06-20-07, 10:00 PM
What is the deal with ThorPrayer?
Mock26

06-20-07, 10:08 PM
Since your doomed to die in battle against the world serpent I think its name starts with a j. Do you have any plans to take advanatage of this such as betting against yourself and becoming the richest divine ghost in the new world?

I'll just pillage, plunder, and **** that stilly serpent!
Mock26

06-20-07, 10:09 PM
Thor:

I have a great idea! Meet me at Thrym's house. Bring a dress. This will be such an awesome practical joke!

~ Loki

Yeah, fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, and I'll pillage, plunder, and **** you!
Mock26

06-20-07, 10:10 PM
What is the deal with ThorPrayer?

It's a hotline to determine whether you should pillage, plunder, and/or **** something.
Thegans

06-21-07, 01:41 AM
I'll just pillage, plunder, and **** that stilly serpent!

So basically your going to ignore a prophecy that your doomed to die by its poison and use magic and other stuff to give your self an immunity to the poison?

Oh and does fenrir have rabies?
maharai23

06-21-07, 03:26 AM
What is the best way to deal with two villagers disagreeing over which sheep belong to which villager? It seems a broken fence mixed the flocks, and both believe not in the pain caused in branding.
Stoyrm

06-21-07, 08:23 AM
Oh and does fenrir have Babies?


FIXED :)
AffableDoomwalker

06-21-07, 08:31 AM
Has mighty Thor ever eaten a Paladin, if so, how do they taste? Any preferred cooking methods? If not, does he want to at some point in time?
Evil DM Mk3

06-21-07, 09:11 AM
Donald Blake or Durkon?
askandarion

06-21-07, 01:17 PM
10: SMITE
20: GOTO 10

Is this valid programming for a cybernetic representative of you?

Much Obliged,

Reed Richards
Mock26

06-21-07, 01:23 PM
The answer to all questions is to pillage, plunder, and **** it!
Einvaldurinn_mikli

06-21-07, 01:24 PM
Self explanatory. Ask Thor (through his disciple) any question.

Skilur þú þetta? Því að ef þetta er í alvörunni Þór ætti það ekki að vera neitt vesen. Annars er ég með spurningu fyrir þig, bardagamenn/njósnarar ur Austri(Þú veist hverja ég er að tala um) eða sjóræningjar?
Sarrazon

06-21-07, 07:03 PM
Skilur þú þetta? Því að ef þetta er í alvörunni Þór ætti það ekki að vera neitt vesen. Annars er ég með spurningu fyrir þig, bardagamenn/njósnarar ur Austri(Þú veist hverja ég er að tala um) eða sjóræningjar?

That is AWESOME!....Can we have a translation on that?
Einvaldurinn_mikli

06-22-07, 05:59 PM
That is AWESOME!....Can we have a translation on that?

I asked him whether he preferred ninjas or pirates(not very originial, I know). It's in Icelandic(which you might have guessed) which is about as close as you can get to what the Vikings spoke back when they were the terror of the Western world.
Evil DM Mk3

06-23-07, 03:18 AM
Interesting fact, the Normans where vikings to really france and britan are both part viking, and so america is a little viking too...

Ergo Vikings are STILL the terror of the western world.

Oh and why would he prefer either, Viking is the traditional third road on that debate.
maharai23

06-23-07, 07:14 AM
10: SMITE
20: GOTO 10

Is this valid programming for a cybernetic representative of you?

Much Obliged,

Reed Richards

You FOOL! The great gods useth not BASIC!
askandarion

06-26-07, 12:08 PM
You FOOL! The great gods useth not BASIC!

True, but we can rebuild them, make them better... (http://mightygodking.livejournal.com/298916.html)
Waterhammer

06-27-07, 12:21 AM
If someone hit me with a hammer, would I be mighty Thor?
Mock26

06-27-07, 09:35 PM
In the end it all follows down to a simple list to follow in order to find out what Thor would do.

Drink it!
If you can't drink it, eat it.
If you can't eat it, seduce it.
If you can't (or shouldn't) seduce it, kill it.
If you can't kill it, pillage it.
If you can't pillage it, plunder it.
If you can't plunder it, burn it.
If you can't burn it, hit it repeatedly with your blessed hammer until it is pulverized into a find powder!