Alcohol + PHB = Crazy Char concept [Archive] - Wizards Community

Alcohol + PHB = Crazy Char concept [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Saberus
05-12-07, 09:48 PM I found this written on a sheet of paper on my PHB after a night of boozing w/ my buddies:

"Jack" - CN (the last AL not scratched out) Human Male
Bbn2/Brd2/Clr2/Drd2/Ftr2/Mnk2/Pal2/Ran2/Rog2/Sor2:eek:
ECL 20
Spd 40
BAB +14
HP 154
Fort 26
Ref 17
Will 21
Cleric domains: Destruction & Strength (no Diety)

Stats: Str 10, Dex 16, Con 17, Int 16, Wis 18, Cha 16
Feats:
H =Great Fort.
1 =Lightning Ref.
3 =Iron Will
6 =Weap Focus (rapier)
9 =Weap Focus (dagger)
F1=Imp. Init.
F2=Combat Expertise
M1=Imp. Grapple
M2=Combat Reflexes
12=Weap Finesse
15=Dodge
18=Imp. Toughness

He has a mediocre attack for his level, won't impress a commoner w/ his spells, but he's two weapon, eligible for the Crescent Moon Style, and has saves like a Mutha!

IDK if he gets his rage back for going Chaotic again, but he had switched from CN to LN at Cleric, to LG at Paladin, to CG at Ranger, and back to CN at Sorcerer.

I'm thinking of putting him in a joke campaign, and equip him to max out his AC and saves, Ideas?
JulesCARV
05-12-07, 10:36 PM Perhaps this is taking the whole idea too seriously, but consider replacing the paladin levels with wizard levels. That's the only PHB class you don't have, and furthermore paladin levels are effectively warrior levels if you're CN (i.e., a fallen paladin), whereas monk levels, for instance, are still functional when you're CN even if you can't advance them.
MethaneGranola
05-12-07, 10:40 PM dude! and he needs to ride a hippogriff- a fiendish half gelatinous hiffogriff!!
AffableDoomwalker
05-13-07, 07:05 AM He must end every sentence with

"I am Jack; shut up jack! Never!"
Solian
05-13-07, 08:46 AM He must end every sentence with

"I am Jack; shut up jack! Never!"

Hilarious, made me laugh alot, still wiping away the tears.
RainerNader
05-14-07, 02:20 PM To be honest, I usually do other things when I get drunk...

Anyway, Improved Unarmed Strike is a prereq for Improved Grapple.
RobbyPants
05-14-07, 03:05 PM Perhaps this is taking the whole idea too seriously, but consider replacing the paladin levels with wizard levels. That's the only PHB class you don't have, and furthermore paladin levels are effectively warrior levels if you're CN (i.e., a fallen paladin), whereas monk levels, for instance, are still functional when you're CN even if you can't advance them. not drinking and making characters
fixed :P

Don't worry. I've done plenty of (D&D related) stupid things while drunk ;)

He must end every sentence with

"I am Jack; shut up jack! Never!"
"I am Jack's abundant, multiple classes."
Mageknight
05-14-07, 04:15 PM To be honest, I usually do other things when I get drunk...

Anyway, Improved Unarmed Strike is a prereq for Improved Grapple.

One level in Monk covers Improved Unarmed Strike.
Psychoticpsymon
05-14-07, 06:03 PM Big smirk, no lols.

6/10

:P

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Saberus 05-12-07, 09:48 PM	I found this written on a sheet of paper on my PHB after a night of boozing w/ my buddies: "Jack" - CN (the last AL not scratched out) Human Male Bbn2/Brd2/Clr2/Drd2/Ftr2/Mnk2/Pal2/Ran2/Rog2/Sor2:eek: ECL 20 Spd 40 BAB +14 HP 154 Fort 26 Ref 17 Will 21 Cleric domains: Destruction & Strength (no Diety) Stats: Str 10, Dex 16, Con 17, Int 16, Wis 18, Cha 16 Feats: H =Great Fort. 1 =Lightning Ref. 3 =Iron Will 6 =Weap Focus (rapier) 9 =Weap Focus (dagger) F1=Imp. Init. F2=Combat Expertise M1=Imp. Grapple M2=Combat Reflexes 12=Weap Finesse 15=Dodge 18=Imp. Toughness He has a mediocre attack for his level, won't impress a commoner w/ his spells, but he's two weapon, eligible for the Crescent Moon Style, and has saves like a Mutha! IDK if he gets his rage back for going Chaotic again, but he had switched from CN to LN at Cleric, to LG at Paladin, to CG at Ranger, and back to CN at Sorcerer. I'm thinking of putting him in a joke campaign, and equip him to max out his AC and saves, Ideas?
JulesCARV 05-12-07, 10:36 PM	Perhaps this is taking the whole idea too seriously, but consider replacing the paladin levels with wizard levels. That's the only PHB class you don't have, and furthermore paladin levels are effectively warrior levels if you're CN (i.e., a fallen paladin), whereas monk levels, for instance, are still functional when you're CN even if you can't advance them.
MethaneGranola 05-12-07, 10:40 PM	dude! and he needs to ride a hippogriff- a fiendish half gelatinous hiffogriff!!
AffableDoomwalker 05-13-07, 07:05 AM	He must end every sentence with "I am Jack; shut up jack! Never!"
Solian 05-13-07, 08:46 AM	He must end every sentence with "I am Jack; shut up jack! Never!" Hilarious, made me laugh alot, still wiping away the tears.
RainerNader 05-14-07, 02:20 PM	To be honest, I usually do other things when I get drunk... Anyway, Improved Unarmed Strike is a prereq for Improved Grapple.
RobbyPants 05-14-07, 03:05 PM	Perhaps this is taking the whole idea too seriously, but consider replacing the paladin levels with wizard levels. That's the only PHB class you don't have, and furthermore paladin levels are effectively warrior levels if you're CN (i.e., a fallen paladin), whereas monk levels, for instance, are still functional when you're CN even if you can't advance them. not drinking and making characters fixed :P Don't worry. I've done plenty of (D&D related) stupid things while drunk ;) He must end every sentence with "I am Jack; shut up jack! Never!" "I am Jack's abundant, multiple classes."
Mageknight 05-14-07, 04:15 PM	To be honest, I usually do other things when I get drunk... Anyway, Improved Unarmed Strike is a prereq for Improved Grapple. One level in Monk covers Improved Unarmed Strike.
Psychoticpsymon 05-14-07, 06:03 PM	Big smirk, no lols. 6/10 :P