Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Harmor 08-08-04, 07:06 AM	Found this gem on the web: http://www.geocities.com/whoisceres2/dndquotes.html *The bard begins to sing and strum a tune that sounds strangely like an Earth Christmas song* "Slashing through our foes With a good two-handed blade Over the corpses we go And through the gore we wade. Mace on helmets ring Making bodies fly What fun it is to sing out slayinng song and watch these suckers DIE! Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells don't let them get away! We're brave and bold for fame gold We'll make a lot to day! Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells don't let them get away! We'll hack and slash and blast and trash And blow these dudes away!" -- Moe Comments: Moe is a half-orc bard. Anyone got any other 'songs' their bard sings? Please no need to quote Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript).
Lia Nightdemon 08-21-04, 02:03 PM	wow what a friendly song
wereooze 08-30-04, 11:26 PM	"Oh when I get home and get my pay/ I'll go and visit my Essie-Mae She'll hike her skirt and toss her shoe/ She'll clean my pipes, my buddies too No I don't need a church to find my way/ 'Cause I've found heaven with my Essie-Mae" -Song of the sailor
StMage 08-31-04, 03:49 PM	This is the olny way I can play a bard now. My wife played one in the last campaign and set all the major events to music. The day the were-crow died (our rogue) = The day the music died. Syler's last stand = Stand(R.E.M.) There are more but I can't remember the specifics she used ida-gota-davida, a few Kiss songs, on and on. Our group loved the Filk Songs.
primemover003 08-31-04, 10:29 PM	I am Vrock! I'm a Tanar'ri...