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Rabidredneck

08-26-05, 07:36 PM		Post your favorite battlecries. Funny ones, dramatic ones, warcries that make no sense, post 'em all!

1. Giving blood is a duty, here let me help!

2. One (favorite weapon) in the face, coming RIGHT UP!

3. Vae Victus!

4. I want a word with you...

5. You are an abomination in the eyes of (character's deity). and I shall pluck you from his sight!

6. Hoody-Hoo!!!
ShadowDragon8685

08-26-05, 07:45 PM		7. "SURPRISE! WHAM!" (Just before making a Sneak Attack with something silly like a greatsword.)
AlphaSquirell

08-26-05, 07:50 PM		8. LEEEEERROOOOOYYY!!! (yeah, duh)

9. Don't make me smite you!

10. Behold the wrath of (diety's name here)

11. OH SNAP (a favorite of my PCs....)
Rabidredneck

08-26-05, 07:58 PM		Could someone explain to me this Leroy Jenkins thing? I've seen it around and don't get it.
AramilWindwalker

08-26-05, 07:59 PM		7. "SURPRISE! WHAM!" (Just before making a Sneak Attack with something silly like a greatsword.)

*mutters something about his next character, the word rogue, and a greatsword*
l33t Shinobi

08-26-05, 08:22 PM		Could someone explain to me this Leroy Jenkins thing? I've seen it around and don't get it.

im not sure by your post if youve seen it or not, so here it is.
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/leeroy.html

that should explain it, so i wont kill it if you havent seen it.

back on topic:
12:(to a party of orcs, in orcish) GRUMMISH IS A GIRL!
(wasnt me, but it was funny at the time...)
13:OMFG PWNT!!!!(i like this one, even if it is OoC)
Callista

08-26-05, 08:37 PM		14. KIIIIIILLL!

15. *sneak* *sneak* *sneak* *stab* (Paladin/Rogue... yes, she used surprise tactics, at least against enemies in a declared war--DM had no problem with it. And there's something just plain kewl about a Smite-empowered Sneak Attack.)

16. FIREBALL!!! (Followed by an illusionary one): 2nd-level gnomish wizard

17. "Surrender or be killed!" (Justiciar.)

18. Lemme at 'em!!! (Barbarian)
geekboy87

08-26-05, 08:45 PM		19: yay a monkey

20: buuuuurp
Minister_for_Moral_Truth

08-26-05, 08:47 PM		12. Kiss my axe!

13. T'dr'duzk b'hzg t't! (Today is a good day for someone else to die!)

14. Blood for the blood god!

15. Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn!

16. The day cannot save you, and we own the night!

17. Justice is served!

18. You call that a sword? THIS is a sword!

19. Mercy is for Paladins, I deal in vengeance!

20. Kill them all! The Saint will judge his own!
Pippa

08-26-05, 08:53 PM		21: "Will you hold my (arrow/bolt/fireball) for me please?"

22: "Eeeeeeeewwwww" (against undead)

23: "My sword! It's doing it again!"
Lao, Ninja of the Dragon

08-26-05, 09:21 PM		From my PCs

24) You have issues!

25) Caught in your own web now, are you.*agains't drow*

26) The combined might of Pelor and Gaia shall...um...do bad things to you...yeah...lets go with that.

27)*ripped of star wars* This is what I call agressive negotian.

28)Ohhh, shiny armor. Can I poke it?

29) Back, for I wield arcane might that can cast asunder the laws of physics....and a pointy stick.
Argon_Asimov

08-26-05, 10:28 PM		30) "Let us die, and rush into the midst of arms"

[for really really serious characters only. Free cookie if you know where this is from]
Tyler Do'Urden

08-26-05, 10:36 PM		SPOOOOON!!!
BeyondFated

08-26-05, 10:41 PM		30) "Let us die, and rush into the midst of arms"

[for really really serious characters only. Free cookie if you know where this is from]

Son-of-a...It sounds so familiar...I'm gonna go with Braveheart.

Anyway:

32) "Now Bob, while I have him distracted!" -Enemy lookes behind him, and THWACK!

33) "You see this Axe? Whabam! Well you sure as hell didn't see the other one!" -An actual quote from my dual-axe-wielding elf.

34) "I didn't make you, but I sure can deystroy you!" -modified quote from the movies.

More later.
ShadowDragon8685

08-26-05, 11:17 PM		35. "EVERYBODY SCATTER!!! Oh [explitive], RUN AWAY! RUN-A-WAY!!"

The battle cry you shout when you pick a fight with a CR 16 Dragon.... With 7 level 11 PCs. 12d10 damage nearly dropped a few PCs in the opening round.
l33t Shinobi

08-26-05, 11:36 PM		Toten Sie sie alle und lassen sie Gott sie sortieren. :D

my players insist on useing RW languages as bonus languages... its fun tho

EDIT: cookie for the 1st to translate
TacoClone

08-26-05, 11:44 PM		36. YARRR!!!!!

37. I'm not afraid to die!

38. We're screwed . . .

39. I never run from a fight.
jktrondarr

08-27-05, 01:50 AM		"you better pray to whatever pityful god you worship that that was not your best shot" - ME GRIMLOCK (my stupid barbarian tank to an npc rogue/fighter after taking a 60 point critical sneak attack and passing his save vs massive damage).
Mirikon

08-27-05, 02:07 AM		41. DEATH!

42. Do NOT mess with the hair!

43. *boom* "Does anyone else want to negotiate?"

44. Oh goody. I haven't tasted blood in hours. (Dragon Disciple, who used Claw-Claw-Bite to great effect.)

45. I'm going to devour your soul for that one, Kobold!
braindead345

08-27-05, 02:23 AM		"No-in-the-face! Not-in-the-face! Not-in-the-face!" (appolgies to Arthur)

not really a battlecry as such, but fun anyway:
"Does anybody know how to say 'OW!' in (monster's language Orc, Goblin, Drow, whatever)? Hold on while I check." (Thump-Thawk-Slice) "Apparently its, 'Uuuhhuugghh'; who knew?"

for archers: "Oh look, target practice!"
Valgaav

08-27-05, 02:42 AM		"BY THE POWA OF CLEARSKULL!"

I was bored and apologize, but it was actually used. I'm trying to imagine the castle, and can't.
ShadowDragon8685

08-27-05, 02:56 AM		57. "Pray! To whatever Gods you worship!"

58. "Prepare to become one, with eternityyyy.."

59. "Nah hah hah ah haah...."

60. (In a southern baptist evangilist voice) "Attack! I saa-aa-aa-aaa-aay attack!"
Tyler Do'Urden

08-27-05, 03:39 AM		61. "I can't see. Are we boned?"
"Yeah, we're boned."
62. "Trolls?"
"Yep."
"How many?"
"Couple dozen."
"Armed?"
"Probably."
"...bring it on."
63. :sigh: "Okay, fine, just let me get my SNEAK ATTACK!"
TacoClone

08-27-05, 04:37 AM		64. Your mom's a goblin!

65. This job calls for Da da dida da dida The Meatshield!!!

66. Well, it would be an interesting way to die.

67. Well, here we go again.
TheChilliGod

08-27-05, 05:43 AM		60. (In a southern baptist evangilist voice) "Attack! I saa-aa-aa-aaa-aay attack!"

My DM, who plays NWN (where the quote comes from, I believe), says this so often during our sessions, it's lost all meaning now. GRR!
I'm going to make a few quotes from Warcraft 3, because it's cool.

68-"Say hello to my little friend"
69-"Hey you! Catch!"
70-"Your soul is mine!"
71-"It's clobberin' time!"
72-"This will please me..."
73-"Die smiling!"
74-"Take your punishment!"
75-"No retreat!"
76-"Off to the wild willy yonder! Wheee!"
77-"By the blood of the high-bourne!"
78-"For honor! For freedom!!!"
79-"They're dead."
80-"By the power of the light, burn!"
81-"Shoot to kill!"
82-"This is for you, chum!"
83-"One shot, one kill."
84-"By the light of the moon!"
85-"None shall survive"
86-"I am the law"
87-"Time for killing!"
88-"Tis' time for a little blood..."
89-"I pity da fool..."
90-"Feel the ground tremble"
91-"Fear my moo of FURY! moooo..."
92-"Blood for Blood!"
93-"To battle! Hold my teeth."
94-"You may feel a sting."
95-"You will know endless torment!"
96-"Your pain shall be legendary!"
97-"Humans check in, they don't check out."
98-"Oblivion awaits!"
99-"They'll all be mine, in the end..."
100-"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood, and maybe that would be enough blood. But probably not..."
101-"Let screams fill the air"
102-"For the highest bidder!"

There, that's about all that's good enough for this board.
Woah, it's a lot, really.
Samusic

08-27-05, 07:31 AM		I usually find battle cries to be tacky. Off topic, though, I play Final Fantasy XI Online and I can TOTALLY appreciate that Leeroy Jenkins thing (just watched it). I've had that happen to me more than a few times.
Agent Rasp

08-27-05, 08:44 AM		SPOOOOON!!!
:bow:

Other battle cries that come to mind:

"Eat 'a delicious fondant sugar creme infused with delightfully rich and creamy raspberry filling wrapped in mysterious dark chocolate'... you grey bastards!"

"Get back in the damn car!"

"HADOKEN!"

"Who wants some?"

"You! I KEEEEL you! I KEEEEL you to death! I gonna KEEEEL you so bad, you gonna DIE!"

And of course, the ever-popular:

"Saotome Final Attack!" *Pause* "Run away!!!!"
Fort deadly kick

08-27-05, 08:57 AM		103: You wish to die for the black dragon? Good, then we share a goal!

LE kobold sorc, after a full campaign, my DM let me take over a tribe of Kobolds and launch an attack on my previous tribe that had thrown me out.
Olly

08-27-05, 09:53 AM		104: 'Smack the witch up!' - My lawful neutral fighter/occult slayer. :D
BeyondFated

08-27-05, 10:07 AM		100-"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood, or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire and it was raining blood, and maybe that would be enough blood. But probably not..."


Who said that one?
Rim-Soulfang

08-27-05, 11:44 AM		105: I will teach you to fear fire. - My pyrokinetist to a dire bear the size of a small house.
sabrewolf

08-27-05, 12:15 PM		106 - "Atack!! Destroy them All!!!!"
107 - (maniac voice) "Die! Die!! Diii-iii-ii-ee!!!!!"
108 - "My might cannot be matched..."

109 - "Barbecue!!!!"
110 - "Buuurn!!!!"
111 - "One shot, three kills.." *Boom!*
112 - "Get your rear off da waaay!!!!"
113 - *ROAAARR!!!!*
114 - *HISSSSSS!!*
115 - "For the Hive!! For the Core!! Kill them all!!!"
116 - "Trouts!!!"
the skilled fighter

08-27-05, 12:55 PM		in the name of truth and justice I'm the rep. "my chaotic good fighter said that yesterday"
Salookanana

08-27-05, 12:58 PM		"Maximized Empowered Fireball: What makes me keep casting spells"

"PREPARE TO BE SMOTE!!!... Smited? Smoted? Smititeed?"

"SURRENDER YOUR TP!!!"

"BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALLMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!!!"

"Stabbing time!"
TacoClone

08-27-05, 01:05 PM		123. "Your GP or your HP"-Theif 8-bit theatre

124. Today is a good day to die!

125. I shall be your end.

126. Prepare yourself for the end!
JohntheDM

08-27-05, 01:35 PM		124- Your not worth a scar!- Orc Barbarian fighter Koth Naclan
125- Blood as penance for your weakness!
126- Deeath...don't worry....it's not so bad.. (insert bloodstained toothy smile here)- Gravetouched ghoul rogue
127- FOR HONOR!!!!!! FOR COUNTRY!!!!!! FOR LARGE AMOUNTS OF GOLD!!!!!
l33t Shinobi

08-27-05, 02:03 PM		Who said that one?

that would be the blood mage's last quote, and its really funny..
Verenal

08-27-05, 02:20 PM		128 - Please don't kill me, I'm kinda new at this!
129 - We really don't have to do this...
130 - Skulls for the skullthrone of Garl Glittergold! No, wait, that's not right.
131 - Poor people, Crouch! (Bah, this loses all meaning with trarnslation)

Toten Sie sie alle und lassen sie Gott sie sortieren.
Ooh, there's a cookie involved. My German is a bit rusty, but here goes:

Kill them all and let God sort them out.
OctoberRaven

08-27-05, 03:01 PM		"You dare challenge my kung-fu?! I shall show that supreme is my technique"
"You have no chance to survive make your time!"
"There are only four of you and one of me. You guys are REALLY outnumbered."
Deadlion

08-27-05, 03:18 PM		"How?" he asked. "How did you win?"
"There is no mystery, Acuas," said Decado softly. "He was only a man."
"But so are you!"
"No. I am Decado. The Ice Killer! Follow me at your peril."
- The King Beyond the Gate by David Gemmel

Alright, so strictly speaking it's not a warcry, but "I am [insert name here]. The [insert title/nickname here]! Follow me at your peril." would make a pretty good one :D
Dhar Sedai

08-27-05, 04:13 PM		"Do you see my axe, do you see it???*waving axe in their face*...You should've watched my foot instead!*smashing their B***s*"

"I Will kill you Till you DIE of it!"
Ax'Orl

08-28-05, 12:24 AM		"Keep it up buddy, and I'm gonna beat you to within an inch of MY life"
pheonixfrostmourn

08-28-05, 03:39 AM		die, die you bastard, Die, DIE, DIE!
ShadowDragon8685

08-28-05, 03:42 AM		"It's <your name, preferably short>'s day!"

"Now, don't make me have to get up and beat you boys..."

"My name... Is Micheal J. Caboose! And. I... Hate...... Babies!!!"
Hochiu

08-28-05, 04:32 PM		"Confessions over...it's time for Judgement."
Always-Late

08-28-05, 04:37 PM		How could you leave "You are past redemption!" out of the WC3 battlecries?
Norhg

08-28-05, 04:44 PM		132. My duck is on fire!
Wolf72

08-28-05, 10:20 PM		SPOOOOON!!!

'nuff said! :D
ChimericPhase

08-29-05, 01:06 AM		133. Blood and souls for my dark Lord! Skulls will be f*****d in the name of (insert evil deity)!! (got this from some random warcry generator, but it was so cool/creepy/gross/awesome when the necromancer used it in game - and he had the lich love feat from the BoVD)

134. You shall know my wrath!

135. Potatoes!

136. Allow me to introduce my friend . . . PAIN!!
ChimericPhase

08-29-05, 01:09 AM		Oops, almost forgot!

137. SPAM!

my female half-orc barbarian, named Spam. Yes, she shouted her own name as her war cry. The first time it happened, the cleric in the party ask why she just shouted her own name. She explained that she meant to yell "Spam Smash!" but she got too excited, and forgot the second half. In more or less that many words (Spam wasn't very bright).
Skyblade

08-29-05, 12:01 PM		How can one leave out the dryad quotes when quoting Warcraft III? :tongue:

138. "Fear the fearsome fury of the forest fawn!"
139. "FALL LIKE LEAVES!!... in... fall..."
140. "I'll attract the enemies with my human call...I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!!!"
Baron Von Chaos

08-29-05, 12:58 PM		This became a very frequent battle cry as we were opening a door that we had no idea what was behind it.

141. YOU'RE FREE! WE SAVED YOU!

It only ever worked once but was funny as hell when a player would scream it.
Mephisto13

08-29-05, 03:35 PM		After finding a dragon's lair within a mountain, my dwarf fighter (2nd ed), who was a bit easy to anger, didnt like the way the dragon made him feel when they were discussing (he felt puny and insignificant, like all dragons like to make u feel), He yelled

142. "Give me ur best shot!"

So the dragon breathed, killing everyone in the party and leaving my dwarf fighter with only 4 HPs. He then looked at the dragon, wiped the blood from his lips, and charged the dragon...only to get a critical hit self on a fumble. He died with his own axe stuck in his head as he swung for the dragon.
The Spellsword

08-30-05, 12:08 PM		143. "One should be enough!" (Troll using a giant club and neglecting to use his full attack, so as not to kill the Paladin. Said Paladin is clunked over the head and knocked to -7. Obviously the CR was to high... *Evil DM grin.*)
ShadowDragon8685

08-30-05, 12:38 PM		144. "Mon canard est en fue!"

145. "Prepare yourselves for a proper thrashin'!"

146. "It's hammer time!"

147. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"

148. "Just slit your own throats. Save us all some time and agony."

149. "I'm going to do a bizzare, lewd, and not mildly disturbing dance over your corpse."

150. "Please try not to get too dismembered when you die. That kind of thing really ruins a good re-animation."

151. "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

152. "I'm feelin' lucky!"

153. "Ooooooh, you're gonna regret that!"

154. "Look, friend. It's obvious that you're antagonistic towards me, and I'm not too fond of you, either. There is no reason we can't be civil chaps about this, though. The rules are simple. I swing my sword, you suffer. Cheerio?"

155. "It looks like we've got a problem with each other. And when we have a problem, you have a problem."
ShadowDragon8685

08-30-05, 12:43 PM		Whooops. Please disregard.
Gurthoron

08-30-05, 12:51 PM		Alright, I'll bite. Since WC3 was already done, I present Starcraft battle cries.

144.) Need a light? (Great for pyros)
145.) Let's burn.
146.) You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind.
147.) I'm about to overload my aggression inhibitors (maybe change to "violate my Vow of Peace" or something similar.)
148.) Target designated (Good for warforged or constructs.)
149.) I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indiscriminate justice!
150.) I long for combat!
151.) Honor guide me!
152.) Drop your weapon. You have 15 seconds to comply.
153.) For vengeance.
154.) My path is set. (The monk/psion/whatever proceeds to calmly wlak up and beat the $hit out of the target, calmly and serenely.)
155.) Destroy! Annihilate! Obliterate! Eradicate! (Didn't think they justified individual numbers, but great anyway.)
156.) You can no more evade my wrath than you could your own shadow.
157.) Must consume, or oblivion will take us.
158.) Must feed!
159.) All the various Protoss qoutes that do not translate are quite excellent, but I feel listing them would just be a waste. Those that play Starcraft know what I refer to, and those that don't wouldn't get it.
160.) Direct my wrath.
161.) State your will.

Thats all the ones I really liked. Damn, now I want to play Starcraft or go running into combat against dragons or something in D&D and yell "En Taro Adun!" Damn starcraft addiction . . .
Herald of Jupiter

08-30-05, 02:13 PM		- 10...9...8...7.BAM! WHAM! POKE!........tooo slow!
- PREPARE TO BE PURGED!
- For Pelor, the Light, Katrina Silverhand, the Church,.....
- *bump* *poke* Oh look, there's a goblin hanging from my greatsword! :cheer:
maestro_takatak

08-30-05, 05:44 PM		Surrender now! Don't make me loot your corpse!

Burst into flames I shall make you!

. . . and, of course, the ever-popular . . .

Tickle, tickle!
GnollLord

08-30-05, 06:04 PM		Death is too good for you

You'd better not get your blood on my armour
Trusk

08-30-05, 06:53 PM		Toten Sie sie alle und lassen sie Gott sie sortieren. :D

my players insist on useing RW languages as bonus languages... its fun tho

EDIT: cookie for the 1st to translate

Kill them all and let god sort them?

PS: It may not be the best translation but Im Austrian so I understand the meaning!
Card_Wizard

08-30-05, 08:13 PM		I guess we're on 162) eh?

And for all the warcraft and starcraft references on this topic, one would think this one would already be posted...

but all well, more fun for me :D

162) FOR THE HORDE!!!

and a few more less 'craft based ones for my next couple

Best used by a villian whose essentially a bully, or has complete control of his minions via enchantment or psionic control

163) Disperse my loyal battle monkies! Go forth and bust a cap!

164) *swing weapon* YOU! *connect, deal lots of damage or kill the target outright* SUCK!

165) This is divine punishment! *smack*

166) *Perform a sneak attack that kills the opponent instantly, preferably with a sword* You fail *make sure your tone is low and condecending.*

167) *when the odds are against you* Up boy, we're all gonna die...

168) Get down! *best used by bards who find a way to kill with their music, or at least literally make an opponent fall down with it.*
tharivol266

08-30-05, 10:59 PM		im too lazy to look. can anyone tell me if "LEEEEROY JENKINS" has been used more than five times on this thread yet?
ShadowDragon8685

08-30-05, 11:17 PM		It has been used once already. Leeroy's a 'tard, BTW. :)

169. "Stick to the plan, chums, stick to the plan!"

170. "PLAN B!"

171, upon seeing that the other side's leader ALSO shouted 170. "PLAN C! PLAN C!!!!!"

172. "Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggggghh hhhhh!!!!!"

173. "I have no fear of death!" (Best for Paladins)

174. "It's time to die!"

175. "It is a good day for you to die!"

176. "Reposession men!"
Hairfoot

08-30-05, 11:24 PM		"Look out! He's behind you!"
Trevor Goodchild

08-30-05, 11:34 PM		When using a min/maxed monk with Karmic Strike and Defensive roll, with uber AC

177. Naaaa na na na, na na, na na CAN'T TOUCH THIS

A psyche out from Baseketball

178. Hey Mr.Zombie, got milk? (Spray milk blessed like holy water out of nipple onto zombie)
Pryrates

08-30-05, 11:36 PM		As a great mage once said "Time for plan B! Back stabitty bad man!!"
Mock26

08-31-05, 03:43 AM		179. Retreat!!!

This is great because you can use it to retreat, but more importantly, image if someone yelled retreat while charging directly at you. Wouldn't you be just a bit confused and taken aback?

Of course, Tyler beat me to the only battlecry that really means anything, and that is Spoooooon!
TheChilliGod

08-31-05, 05:24 AM		It seems I was a bit too hasty in my own quotes... Oh well, it was a simple summary.
But I completely overlooked this one, that SO deserves to be here.

180-Do not run. We are your friends. :schemes:

The quote works best in a monotone.
UndeadMouse

08-31-05, 04:13 PM		Screw this... just die --i said this when i was in a foul mood at some goblins

DIE SHORTY!! --my favorite one for dwarves

psst- this might hurt a bit
ShadowDragon8685

08-31-05, 05:46 PM		181. "We are the Borg. Your financial and magical distinctiveness will be added to our own. Your biological life-cycle state will adapt to suit ours. Resistance is futile. Lower your arms and prepare for the inevitable."

Best delivered in a monotone deadpan, by all players at once.
OctoberRaven

08-31-05, 07:57 PM		"Sarah Connor." -Said in a slightly accented monotone
TheWarriorSkyy

09-02-05, 07:24 PM		"Come over here and talk with me..."
"It is unwise me angry when I can plant an arrow up your @ss from 120 feet, but, of course, I can do it from right here as well..."
"You have envoked the wrath of the Shur'tugal!!!"
"Thud! 'What was that?!' Oh! that was just my Dragon, now what were you saying about my mother?"
"PIE!!!!!!!!" (My character was drunk)
tharivol266

09-02-05, 08:01 PM		"no body loves me!!!!"
Always-Late

09-02-05, 09:39 PM		"For my slain family! For my fallen king! For my For my tarnished honor! For ANGST!"
ShadowDragon8685

09-02-05, 09:58 PM		190. "For honor! For glory!"

191. "For my ancestors!"

192. "By the god/dess!"

193. "I LOOOOVE THIS PART!"

194. "I shall eat your liver with a nice Chianti..." (Said in a disturbingly calm voice)

195. "By your deeds shall ye be judged!"

196. "Prepare yourself! Thy Judgement Day is at hand!"

197. "Thou'rt beyond mortal redemtpion! Prepare to meet the Gods!"

198. "I shall see thee in HELL!"

199. "Are you out of your mind

200. (And because it needed to be said again,) "LEEEEEROYYYYYYYYY JEEENKINNNNNS!!"
Knurl

09-03-05, 03:55 AM		201) Loud, maniacal laughter.

202) "The green ones make me horny!"
Fort deadly kick

09-03-05, 07:11 AM		203: "Greetings, I am Ixidor, and these (indicates party) are Ixidors Exploders. We have plans to install your doom in this room. Please be quiet."

204: "Greeting bartender, I am interested in starting a barfight to slow down my assailents from the mercenairy's guild. what would you suggest?"
*stunned silence*
"Oh well. *grabs sombodies glass and smashes it* BARFIGHT!"
*It's about 2 oclock, and the entire bar just stares at him*
"DIVE!" *dives for back door, fails tumble check*

Upon entering the office of the very-much outraged archmage of the cities wizards academy

204: "Greetings Archmage speltor, I have a box of frogs for you."
*throws frogs on his head*
"Secret tunnel DIVE!"
*Fails tumble check*
Kozeljnik

09-03-05, 07:52 AM		varying cheese-factor on these...

204: I shall carve my path in carnage, and inscribe my saga upon the scrolls of legendry in the spilled blood of slaughtered kings!

205: Bleed for the gods of war! Flesh to sate the worms!

206: Black cloud of arrows, red storm of swords, dark wave of carnage... slaughterfall!

207: To the slaughterous embrace of the fray!

208: Your will fall as wheat before the harvest blade!

209: There is no ignominy, there is glory
There is no servitude, there is dominance
There is no defeat, there is victory
VICTORY ETERNAL!

210: Yield to me, throw down your sword! Obey and I promise that your death shall be swift, if not entirely devoid of suffering!

211: (preferably for a skald) hearken, the clarion is upon the winds
The call to arms is upon us all
The glory of battle is nigh at last
We fight to the last man!
feartheinvinceblehamster

09-03-05, 11:18 AM		HUGNAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my online game warcry)
HULLAYLIAGAN!!!!(another online game warcry)
let's go pillage a village(my intelligence 8 frost wurm fighter)
he's got a board! with a nail in it!!!!!
Oops...(my marvel universe character, after vaporizing instead of interogating enemy)
CHARGE-A-LUGGA-A-LUGGA-A-LUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SMITE SMITE SMITE!!!
goblin swings axe
*misses*
too late, i smote you!


WAPOO!!!
-warcry of my combat oriented wizard. all he ever did was cast stone fist and smash orcs into oblivion
feartheinvinceblehamster

09-03-05, 11:20 AM		no ones said these?

I EAT YOUR SPLEEN!!!
cookie reference, btw

YOUR MOM!!!!
okay, it's stupid, but it had to be said
pres_man

09-03-05, 11:30 AM		221: "Say hello to my little friend!" (relevant for anyone who is wielding a weapon in two-hands, heavy crossbows (repeating?), oversized weapons)

222: "I must break you." (said in a heavy Dolph Lundgren voice, calmly. see Rocky IV)

223: "Gillius!" (the battlecry of my merfolk fighter that I made up after 5 minutes and only played for the rest of that session after my goblin rogue/ranger died, evidently his trident and his name were both Gillius)

224: "I'm an elf and I hate you!" (originally came about because the elf sorcerer tried to hide behind my half-orc ranger after attacking. My ranger got a little upset, so he attacked with his bow, yelled this out, and moved leaving the elf open. Hoping the elf would draw the attacks, didn't work though. Now it is used by elves most of the time in my campaign)
ArcImpulse

09-04-05, 11:07 PM		225: "Let the hunt begin!"

226: "Vile and corrupt souls will not live unpunished in this realm."

227: "Be glad death is the only gift I give to you."
TheNatealator

09-05-05, 01:28 AM		132 should read:

Mon canard est en feu!
OctoberRaven

09-05-05, 01:45 AM		"Take off every Zig! You know what you doing! For great justice!"

"Let's get this over with! I'm missing Family Guy!"

"I will poke you in the eye... with DEMOCRACY!"
atog_eater

09-05-05, 08:30 AM		231: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh hhhhhh!

232: where are you going?! thats towards him! no dont attack it! youll die! oh well, [insert 231]!
UndeadMouse

09-05-05, 10:27 AM		233: hit that guy first! (a rogue/disiple of mammon)
234: I will advance 10 paces, steal your sword, and kill you with it (same char)
235: *sneak* *sneak* *sneak* *swish* *stab* (same char when he sneaked up on a fighter, stole his longsword, and stabbed him with it)
236: *climb* *climb* *climb* *swish* *whistle X3* *stab X3* (same char when he used a potion of spider climb to climb on the ceiling and he dropped 3 greatswords he had stolen on some trolls)
kirellagen

09-05-05, 11:31 AM		With all the german ones going around, I remembered a time when a certain gp-happy player in one of my games would run into battle screaming:

Geld! Geld! Geld! Geld! Geld!

(it's "money" in german)
Callista

09-05-05, 12:16 PM		This one...209: There is no igominy, there is glory
There is no servitude, there is dominance
There is no defeat, there is victory
VICTORY ETERNAL!...sounds vaguely familiar. Where's it from?
Coren

09-06-05, 04:12 AM		Burning in the darkest depths, may the flames of Gahenna consume you, may the fires of Hell become my sword and strike you down.(yes, he said this every time)
Kozeljnik

09-06-05, 07:36 AM		This one...
Quote:
209: There is no ignominy, there is glory
There is no servitude, there is dominance
There is no defeat, there is victory
VICTORY ETERNAL!
...sounds vaguely familiar. Where's it from?

That one (and all others) are taken from the lyrics of various Bal-Sagoth songs* (i couldn't help it, they're so damn quotable i had to write some of them down...)

*the one you quoted is from "Draconis Albionensis", track #3 of the Atlantis Ascendant album
Raymond_Luxury_Yacht

09-07-05, 01:58 AM		To quote the third Monkey Island game:

239. Taste cold steel, feeble cannon restraint rope!
Morlen Crutz

09-07-05, 08:37 AM		240 My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father. Prepare to Die ...

241 Give me your LIVER !!! Barbarian running into battle with a skillet and carving knife.
pres_man

09-07-05, 09:17 AM		242: "Right!" (said in your best british accent)
mvander

09-07-05, 09:22 AM		:fight!: AHHHHHHHHH! :fight!:
or something like that.
TheNatealator

09-07-05, 03:10 PM		242 should be "Right ho!" (still in British accent, though. Do Brits still say that though? I'm not sure, as I was forced into being an American)
PhaedrusXY

09-07-05, 03:17 PM		243. Ni!
GobalinKing

09-07-05, 07:07 PM		244. "..." (my oddly powerful wizard, very strong and battled a lot, but was very quiet)

245. "DAVE SMASH!!!" (One of my favorite characters, a barbarian named Dave. This not only was his battle cry, but became his actual catchphrase)

And who can forget good old...

246. "RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

I love this thread - I'm getting so many ideas for battle cries it's not even funny.
Demonfey

09-07-05, 08:54 PM		rahh! Asc Angry! Asc Smash World!
Swarms

09-07-05, 09:13 PM		181. "We are the Borg. Your financial and magical distinctiveness will be added to our own. Your biological life-cycle state will adapt to suit ours. Resistance is futile. Lower your arms and prepare for the inevitable."

Best delivered in a monotone deadpan, by all players at once.

DAMN! That was mine! Oh well.

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.

245. "DAVE SMASH!!!" (One of my favorite characters, a barbarian named Dave. This not only was his battle cry, but became his actual catchphrase)

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Dave the Barbarian? HAHAHAHA!
Rabidredneck

09-08-05, 11:24 AM		247: Nac Mac Feegle!!!!!
2nd Ed Paladin

09-08-05, 01:19 PM		Can't believe this one hasn't been said yet:

248. Cry 'HAVOC' and let slip the dogs of war, so that this terrible action will smell above the earth, with rotting corpses, begging to be buried."

-The Bard
Black Knight Geno

09-08-05, 07:17 PM		249. Time for some old fashion fun.

250. Hold the line!

251. Fear not pain nor death, for we defeat these vermin so that those we cherish shall suffer no more!

252. Do you smell, what I gonna cook later?!?

And my personal favorite...

253. For god, honor, and glory.
ShadowDragon8685

09-08-05, 09:50 PM		This works best if you can get "Ghost Sound" and "Prestidigitation" at will from your DM.

254. (For notable confrontations with an exchange of dialouge before the exchange of spellfire.) Start up your Creepy Battle Music, and use prestidigitation to create a howling wind. "The black wind howls. Can you hear it? The reaper awaits!"

(Yes, I'm talking about Magus from Chrono Trigger.)
Card_Wizard

09-08-05, 10:30 PM		255) For the everlasting glory of Imperia! (replace imperia with kingdom of choice for best results.)

256) Fires of Battle reveal my true heart! PSYCHO BURGANDY!
-----OR-----
Light of my soul, reveal the power I hold, PSYCHO BURGANDY!

Then proceed to erupt into flames as a fire elemental, or with that nifty spelltouched feat from UA. The first is more masculine, the later more feminine. Its a subtle difference, I know. :)

257) Don't blame me, blame my upbringing! (Evil characters who aren't hardcore bad guy IE local thugs, work best for this.)

258) Into the breach once more!

259) Ahh, Fresh meat... (Best said by the barbarian mentioned above with the cutlery weapons when he's demonically possessed.)

260) I am called [Name], and as per my master's orders, I have been sent here to destroy you. (Best said with little emotion, but lots of power in the voice.)

261) Into battle I run! Its time to have a little fun! (Bard and/or Drunken Brawler type quote)
Kohdok

09-09-05, 12:47 AM		262: "I'll show you how I 'Inflict Serious Wounds'!"

263: "At my signal, flee like cowards!"

264: "Aagh! They're eating me!"
Nor'Morgwae

09-09-05, 02:04 AM		265. THIS....IS....MY....BOOMSTICK!!!!
(I can't beleive I didn't see this one. Or did I just miss it?)

266. "Demon blood is thick than.. regular... blood."

267. "Bad Man! Bad Man!" (animal form the muppets and funny as heck)

268. "Who ju' wann' me kill?" Trolls from WC2

269. "They're dead." Trolls again.

Favorites from BG:
270. "Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes! RUSH!"

271. "Buttkicking for goodness!"
Tiran

09-09-05, 02:45 AM		272. "If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." I suppose that only works in an epic-ish storyline and with the right type of PC.
ShadowDragon8685

09-09-05, 11:53 AM		272. "If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh." I suppose that only works in an epic-ish storyline and with the right type of PC.

Chrono Trigger. "What the Prophet Seeks" ending. It's Magus.
VonStrakovich

09-10-05, 12:13 PM		"Let peace be known forever, as Flash Gordon's naaaaaaaaame!" -Flash Gordon, works well if someone is playing Queen in the background
OctoberRaven

09-10-05, 12:51 PM		265. THIS....IS....MY....BOOMSTICK!!!!

You would win the thread...if you used the entire line.

273. This...is my CROSSBOW! It's an elven made Pureshot, made with polished willow, has a custom grip, and fires 12-inch crossbow bolts. Goes for about 35 gp, you can find this in the Adventuring Goods section. Shop Smart. Shop...S-Mart...YOU GOT THAT?!?

and who can forget...

274. Chaotic Evil? Lawful Good? I'm the one with the vorpal greatsword.

275. How are you gentle dragon? All your gold are belong to me.

A perfect one for a bard with a very long nose...

276. Ha! You think you can defeat me? I shall defeat you, and at the same time, write a ballad. And when I end the refain, I will kill you.

My LN Cleric of Wee Jas, who is a wandering cleric-for-hire:
277. "I pity you, for you have not realized the mistake you have made in crossing me. For I have nothing to lose, and everything to gain, and you have everything to lose and so little to gain. Even if you kill me today, I will still win. However, you will not get away with betraying me. I have a reputation to withold. However, I am mercyful. If you lay down your sword, I shall make this painless."

An NPC Emporer of a land dedicated to Hextor that is basically trying to rule the world, when my players get to it (if ever):
278: "You have defeated my generals, and have found your own king is a traitor. You, Angelus, even defeated your own brother. You've conquered everything I put up to take over the Elven lands. But all that was just the beginning of your end. Your futile stuggle ends here."
Kozeljnik

09-10-05, 07:25 PM		more Bal-Sagoth lyrics...

279: Noble warriors of *insert kingdom*... I salute your steadfast courage. This will be my final command to you. Now come... follow your King into battle one last time...

preferably followed by a massive battlecry and all-out charge

280: Come, fiends of the nether-void... face righteous pattern-welded death!

281: Come to me, darksome fiends, taste the edge of ensorcelled steel!

282: Dragonfyre in the fray, faith and steel shall win the day,
A god to serf and king alike, the Adamantine Hammer strikes!

283: O' grim gods of battle, empower us this night...
Anoint us with the crimson rain, feed our steel with slaughter...
Let every blow be a killing blow, grant us victory, or a warrior's death.

284: Onwards with our spear-heads gleaming,
Meet them with cold steel a'cleaving,
Fall only when our hearts cease beating,
Men of *insert kingdom*
Tiran

09-11-05, 01:18 AM		Chrono Trigger. "What the Prophet Seeks" ending. It's Magus.

Yea i know. Other guy who quoted CT made me feel like posting that one. Probably shoulda credited to CT.
Rabidredneck

09-14-05, 12:17 PM		For Druids: Do not feel sorrow at your deaths, for your remains shall nourish the forest for days to come.

Fighter quote from IWD2: Well, 'sigh', looks like i'm gonna have to go on a KILLING SPREE!!
Xaktsaroth

09-16-05, 11:36 AM		DM'ed a game that was quickly coming to an end. The BBEG was a True Necromancer, who was wearing DarkSoul Protection gear. He had just killed and beheaded the party cleric after the cleric had given him festering anger.
Party Paladin had just finished the last henchman and saw the beheading and flies into a rage. This follows:

Paladin: "FIEND! I will wipe your from existance! FIST OF HEAVEN!"(It's what he called his smite attack, rolled VERY low and with my Darksoul protection, I think is came out to like 6 or 7 damage.

Necro: "Has Celstia truely lost so much power? Very well, knight, I will meet you on even ground. FIST FROM THE HEAVENS!"

Necro casts Sudden Maximized, Sudden Still'd Crushing Fist of Spite, using the clerics head and disease as components.

Paladin was a greasy mark, still think 'FIST OF HEAVEN!' is a neat battlecry though.

I ended up making a Warforged Barbarian/Juggernaut(I think that's what it's called.)

Anyway, my battlecry was "Argh!" till my DM noticed I was an effective fighter, and since my DM was a munchkin who HATED anyone he perceived as a munchkin(i.e. - anyone with an effective character) he started bugging me about it.

Which was ok at first, I laughed along with him, but he constantly referred to my character as 'cheesy' and would always work the word cheese in when referring to my character(Cheese-bot/Cheesy Joe/Cheenstein, etc.....), eventually, this started to **** me off, and the following occurs:

DM: "As you walk through the town, the soldier asks Cheese-boy about......"

Me: "Stop calling me CHEEZY!"

DM: "Sure thing, Cheezy McCheese. As your talking to the guard, a swarm of drow drop over the walls and prepare to attack."

Me: *stony glare* "Fine then. I face the Drow and scream:

'BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE!'"

Had to stop the game after that one.
Rhomphaia

09-16-05, 11:49 AM		Okay, this is paraphrased, as I am working from memory, but this would be a great little poem for someone to spout before they entered a fight they do not expect to survive...and yes, it is from a movie.

'Lo there do I see my mother,
Lo there do I see my father,
And my sisters and brothers,
And the line of my people, back to the beginning.
And they bid me to join them in Valhalla,
Where the brave live forever.'

Then there is a favorite of my Barbarian, and those who knew him quickly learned he went into rage every time they heard this (and the quickly got out of his way)...
'Olaaaf...SPANK!'
Kohdok

09-16-05, 12:07 PM		"Ocean, I will kill you!" (Me, trying to beat up the ocean)

"Stand still, this won't hurt a bit..."

"YOU WILL ALL DIE IN THE NAME OF ... UM ... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!"

"whoopsie, my sword kind of flew at your face, it does that sometimes..."

"May you find redemption in the fuzzy bunnies of HELL!!"

(The last one has a story to it. Once time recently, I was SO tired that I was becoming delusional. I clearly remember seeing the hellfire, and a buch of round, fluffy, cartoony bunnies hopping around giggling, in pink, purple, blue, and green.)
yellowdingo

09-17-05, 08:19 AM		"No Prisoners! No Prisoners!"-Lawrence Of Arabia (for all the worst possible reasons you could imagine)
Black Kitten

09-17-05, 08:42 AM		"Cowar before my mighty... ehm... stick? *uses Rod of Wonder to stone opponent*"

"Watch the pretty light!"

"mlmlmlmmlmlmlmlmmmlmlmlmlmlmmlmmlmm," praying cleric charging. Side-effect of an atheistic group of players not knowing a single prayer
ShadowDragon8685

09-17-05, 12:44 PM		293 was the last one.

294. "CHEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!"

295. "Oh my GOD THE CHEESE!"

296. "Behold! My mace! It's very nice, isen't it?" *wham!*

297. "Don't worry, this won't hurt."

298. "Really, it won't hurt. I won't feel a thing."

299. "Miissstterrr Anddderrsssoonn.."

300. (It had to be done.) "LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEENKINNNNSS!!"
High Octane

09-17-05, 01:17 PM		301. ME GRIMLOCK, KING!!

Coincidentally, a samurai in one campaign in first edition is famous for critting when screaming "FOR HONOR!" (by the way, in first edition you had to roll natural 20 and back that up for a critical. No crit ranges beyond 20 and no more than double damage unless you followed it up with another 20. Which he did one time. Against a boss. He did 57 damage with a level 4 samurai.)

He also screamed "FOR HONOR!" Verse a pirate captain and got a natural 20 with a backup.

Anyway, speaking of which, my thief/cleric was fighting a demon. He did all these attempts at backstabbing, using luck points, getting huge bonuses and getting horrible rolls. He tried screaming things like "Eat a little DEATH demon!" and kept rolling bad. Finally it was almost dead and his scream was "Just go DOWN!" finally, no bonuses, no luck point, straight up attack, HIT! And did enough damage to be the final blow.

So for the list:

302. FOR HONOR! (works miracles)

303. Eat a little DEATH demon! (does not work)

304. Just go DOWN! (works)

and one more for the list.....

305. The hell I send you to will feel like heaven after what I'm gonna do to you. (cookie for the reference)
Meshakhad

09-17-05, 02:19 PM		I had a DM who would give us attack bonuses if we had good battle cries.

And continuing the tradition of stealing from video games:

306. Taste your mortality!

Other battle cries
307. For profit!
308. For charity!
309. (retort to "Today is a good day to die!") If you say so!
310. If might makes right, I'm an angel, and you're an insurance salesman.
311. (against mind-control BBEG) Mind-control THIS!
312. (against monk or rogue) Dodge this.
313. (against good enemy) Go to heaven!
Xaktsaroth

09-23-05, 05:24 PM		Ignore this, I can't read. :P
Lup1n3

09-28-05, 01:57 AM		(roared as charging) Little bunny fufu angry!

Run Away! (start hacking and slashing)
Nuntius128

09-28-05, 02:13 AM		(roared as charging) Little bunny fufu angry!

That's a bit like my Feral Orc's(made purely for RP reasons, I swear) battle cry. Well, it was sorta a battle cry, he was a horrible coward. But he loved to run around, tears raining from his eyes wailing "MOOGAR FOOD EAT!"
Grug the Just

09-28-05, 02:17 AM		314]OH YEAH. (Ala Kool-aid man. The warforged in my game had a war on doors.)
315]Bring me my brown pants!!! (From Whose Line is it Anyway)
316]It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum. (Duke Nukem)
speeblefreak

09-28-05, 07:51 PM		317. Hah! Hah! Hyai! (best combined with a floppy green cap)

318. Learn from your better, cat! *deals insane damage to said cat with claw attacks*

319. You will be OWNED!

320. Careful. Don't die.

321. I freeze your head!

323. You should have accepted my duel offer.

324. Goodbye!

325. Nice lungs. What time do they open?

326. Ooooooh, pwnage.
ShadowDragon8685

09-28-05, 08:50 PM		Best as you're administering the finishing blow,


327. "Have a nice Day!" (As in the Bon Jovi song.)
328. "You have much to learn, grasshopper/padawan. May your learning be complete in the next life!"
329. "I have rocked you!"
330. "That looked less painful than I bet it was."
331. (In a less serious campaign.) *Bust out with some random Aerosmith lyrics.*
talkingbeatles

09-28-05, 08:56 PM		"For Kord!!!!!"
It's funny, becasue Kord is like the only diety that doesn't like people doing things in his name. My barb had bad rolls for a reason...
Black Kitten

09-29-05, 04:32 AM		With all the german ones going around, I remembered a time when a certain gp-happy player in one of my games would run into battle screaming:

Geld! Geld! Geld! Geld! Geld!

(it's "money" in german)

Geld is also Money in Dutch. As these days is Euri (bad plural of Euro).

#xyz) "Goodday, how do you prefer to be smitten today?" *to Ghoul before burying axe in said Ghoul*

#xya) "Did I accidentally insult your mother's honour? No? Let me do so now! :censored: your mother :censored::censored::censored::censored: :censored:

#xyb) Oh-ie, ou-a-a, cling, clang whalla whalla bang bang! *singing while going through some metal-clad opponents.
carbonrodney

09-29-05, 08:07 AM		Toten Sie sie alle und lassen sie Gott sie sortieren. :D

my players insist on useing RW languages as bonus languages... its fun tho

EDIT: cookie for the 1st to translate

"kill 'em all and let god sort 'em out" -Duke Nukem, I believe.
carbonrodney

09-29-05, 08:15 AM		/* it seems no one knows where we are up to, so i will pick the number 50! (hey it must be right, in some base) */

(50) I choose you! Alchemist's Fire!

(51) You're lucky I'm unarmed. You're unlucky I'm a monk....

(52) Your money and your life

(53) You see this sword? Plunge it into your chest, it is your only escape from my wrath.

(54) Ugh... you fight like a girl... (after being dropped to 0 hp from a critical hit)

(55) A lucky hit! You will not land another (Brute BBEG, Halo 2)

(56) *be a monk, get the sunder/eagle claw feat then heat-butt enemy weapons (no battle cry even needed)*
msoya

10-02-05, 11:05 AM		From Pratchett:
"NAC MAC FEEGLE!"
"They can tak' oour lives but they cannae tak' oour troousers!"
"Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willnae be fooled again!"
"Ye'll tak' the high road an' I'll tak' yer wallet!"
"Crivens! I kicked meself in me own heid!"
"Hey, youse scunners, we got a cheap lawyer and we no' afraid tae use him wi' prejudice!"
"There can only be one t'housand!"

"Fireball!" (as a fighter-type tosses some alchemist's fire into the enemy - what, you've never wanted to confuse the enemy with a large fully-armoured guy with a sword chucking "fireballs" around?)

"Arioch! Arioch! Blood and souls for my Lord Arioch!" Ah, classics...

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Only really works against sworn enemies and the like.

"Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne of Corellon Larethian!"

Since taking lyrics from songs seems to be popular, how about "We are but men-- ROCK!" for a paladin/bard fighting a demon?

Or, perhaps, quoting from the infamous Doom comic? (googling it'll bring up a page devoted to it, in all it's *ahem* glory)
"Rip and tear out your guts! You are huge! That means you have huge guts! RIP AND TEAR!"
"There's nothing wrong with you that I can't fix... with my HANDS!"
"Allow me to communicate my desire to have your swords!"
I'll stop before I quote the entire thing. http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/ has the full comic.