Bizzare DM Punishments [Archive] - Wizards Community

Bizzare DM Punishments [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
KVW
04-28-06, 01:22 PM What are your most bizzare DM Punishments ?
1.The first one I ever had was when we were joking about the hand and eye of Vecna. I thought Vecna was a woman at the time this was 2nd ed and I never read up. Anyway I started comming up with the **** of Vecna and the ***** of Vecna then the ******** of Vecna so the DM turned my character into a woman. I made him regret this because I starter complaining about PMS and was constantly telling the DM My character was on her period.
2.Another time our DM punished us for exploiting the rules by turning the whole party into pacificists and the residual effect turning the party gay.
3. In a Gamma world game the GM brought GWAR to beat us up humiliate us and steal our stuff
4. In cyberpunk the GM brought Batman in to do the same thing and when we shot Batman in the head the GM said Batman had a decentralized brain so head shots were not fatal.
5. We had on DM that had the Cleric with boots of speed x 1000 to run up and kick the offending pc in the nuts then run away
6. when I was DMing I had a player annoy me so much I turned him into a ocher jelly for 10 minutes therefore he ate all his own stuff.
Kakerate
04-28-06, 01:25 PM 4. In cyberpunk the GM brought Batman in to do the same thing and when we shot Batman in the head the GM said Batman had a decentralized brain so head shots were not fatal.

LOL!
KVW
04-28-06, 01:29 PM Oh yeah I almost forgot. Our party raided a Silver Dragons horde Instead of fighting us the DM had the silver dragon turn human run to town and return with the contsable and town watch to have us arrested for burglery
Board_Rider
04-28-06, 02:42 PM I had a DM once punish me by simply kicking me out of his game. It became bizarre when I took his girl with me.
SythusShadowhart
04-28-06, 09:51 PM ok iwas playing an evil assassin in a primarily good game this was the DMs idea in the first place i was sent by an old rival of one of the characters to gain as much intel and eventually kill him. The DM just figured i would lose the fight but when i got the help of the samuri in the group and we killed this guys character the DM sent the whole city in to Ravenloft and ended the campaign. I thought it was bizzare because he punishent everyone for his mistake.
pmurray@bigpond.com
04-29-06, 12:27 AM Never apply in-game penalties to out of game behaviour, like the time the DM sent the greeping apocalypse straight at my character just because I like to have a couple of beers and recite the lyrics to "the Jolly-Rock lighthouse".

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
KVW 04-28-06, 01:22 PM	What are your most bizzare DM Punishments ? 1.The first one I ever had was when we were joking about the hand and eye of Vecna. I thought Vecna was a woman at the time this was 2nd ed and I never read up. Anyway I started comming up with the ** of Vecna and the * of Vecna then the ****** of Vecna so the DM turned my character into a woman. I made him regret this because I starter complaining about PMS and was constantly telling the DM My character was on her period. 2.Another time our DM punished us for exploiting the rules by turning the whole party into pacificists and the residual effect turning the party gay. 3. In a Gamma world game the GM brought GWAR to beat us up humiliate us and steal our stuff 4. In cyberpunk the GM brought Batman in to do the same thing and when we shot Batman in the head the GM said Batman had a decentralized brain so head shots were not fatal. 5. We had on DM that had the Cleric with boots of speed x 1000 to run up and kick the offending pc in the nuts then run away 6. when I was DMing I had a player annoy me so much I turned him into a ocher jelly for 10 minutes therefore he ate all his own stuff.
Kakerate 04-28-06, 01:25 PM	4. In cyberpunk the GM brought Batman in to do the same thing and when we shot Batman in the head the GM said Batman had a decentralized brain so head shots were not fatal. LOL!
KVW 04-28-06, 01:29 PM	Oh yeah I almost forgot. Our party raided a Silver Dragons horde Instead of fighting us the DM had the silver dragon turn human run to town and return with the contsable and town watch to have us arrested for burglery
Board_Rider 04-28-06, 02:42 PM	I had a DM once punish me by simply kicking me out of his game. It became bizarre when I took his girl with me.
SythusShadowhart 04-28-06, 09:51 PM	ok iwas playing an evil assassin in a primarily good game this was the DMs idea in the first place i was sent by an old rival of one of the characters to gain as much intel and eventually kill him. The DM just figured i would lose the fight but when i got the help of the samuri in the group and we killed this guys character the DM sent the whole city in to Ravenloft and ended the campaign. I thought it was bizzare because he punishent everyone for his mistake.
pmurray@bigpond.com 04-29-06, 12:27 AM	Never apply in-game penalties to out of game behaviour, like the time the DM sent the greeping apocalypse straight at my character just because I like to have a couple of beers and recite the lyrics to "the Jolly-Rock lighthouse".