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Mrdeathclaw 04-16-05, 04:49 PM	I was wondering would certain looks with certain characters be a bad idea Examples 1. A white Ranger with an afro! 2.Fighter with glasses 3.Bard with a naughty magazine post more if you think of them
Mrdeathclaw 04-16-05, 04:56 PM	4. A rouge with a size 12 shoe 5.hippie wizard
Big Tom 04-16-05, 06:32 PM	Anemic barbarian Epileptic sorceror
HypnoticMonk 04-16-05, 07:45 PM	8. Hunchbacked monk 9. Effeminate barbarian ( "Oh, I could just smack him silly with my +2 purse!") 10. a 400 lb. human paladin 11. a 400 lb. gnome paladin 12. Buck-toothed bard
Fargren 04-16-05, 07:59 PM	2.Fighter with glasses Have you noticed flint fireforge(from the chronicles of the dragonlance) uses glasses? He puts them on at one moment when nobody's watching :P
dragonsbane1970 04-16-05, 10:06 PM	I have to disagree with the "bard with the naughty magazine" idea. One of my best and favorite PC's was a bard that sung bawdy/ filthy songs and eventually earned the nickname "The Naughty Bard". He became very famous and was sought after far and wide.
speeblefreak 04-16-05, 11:29 PM	Foul-mouthed pally "Now I'm gonna :censored: ing smite this :censored: er by the :censored: ing grace of :censored: ing Torm!" :shudders: Assassin with a cold Assassin with tie-dye Any gnome or bard
Soichiro Arima 04-16-05, 11:45 PM	Foul-mouthed pally "Now I'm gonna :censored: ing smite this :censored: er by the :censored: ing grace of :censored: ing Torm!" :shudders: That sounds like every paladin I've seen.
speeblefreak 04-17-05, 12:25 AM	Yikes. Monk that takes Martial Weapon Prof (heavy flail). I actually did this with my first character. How stupid I was.... Rogue with ski boots A monk with crutches. Oh man, I can just imagine a 20th-level monk with both legs amutated, flipped over so he is doing a "handstand" on his crutches, flying across the plains at speed 90, braining orcs with every stride. :bounce:
Draco Strang 04-17-05, 03:56 AM	Have you noticed flint fireforge(from the chronicles of the dragonlance) uses glasses? He puts them on at one moment when nobody's watching :P Yea, and then he died of a heart attack at one of the most inconvienent times ever presented in a fantasy novel. Good old Flint...king of reliability.
Arcen 04-17-05, 05:56 AM	A monk with crutches. Oh man, I can just imagine a 20th-level monk with both legs amutated, flipped over so he is doing a "handstand" on his crutches, flying across the plains at speed 90, braining orcs with every stride. :bounce: That reminds me of an old kung fu movie I saw once. One of the monks didn't have any legs. He walked around on his hands the whole time and did all these sommersaults and stuff. His partner was deformed where he just had hands coming out of his shoulders, no arms. But the mofo could use a bo staff like a mad man.
wordserpent 04-17-05, 04:41 PM	: Originally Posted by Fargren Have you noticed flint fireforge(from the chronicles of the dragonlance) uses glasses? He puts them on at one moment when nobody's watching Yea, and then he died of a heart attack at one of the most inconvienent times ever presented in a fantasy novel. Good old Flint...king of reliability. If you look at Flint Fireforge's stats from the old Dragonlance Modules you will see that he had an 18 Con!!!
Fargren 04-17-05, 04:52 PM	How on earth can a dwarf with a 18 con die of a heart attack?? Sturm on the other hand.....(no continuing in order to avoid spoilers(wich have already been made anyhow))
Callista 04-17-05, 07:25 PM	Basically, Flint died of old age... roll on the maximum age table, and he reached it. *shrug* Simple as that.
HypnoticMonk 04-20-05, 12:50 AM	a paladin with bad acne a crossdressing dwarf conjoined twins( one a wizard, the other a fighter)
Jerivar 04-20-05, 01:06 AM	An assassin or drow that doesn't use acid because they think it's "Icky". A cowardly fighter. Especially afraid of combat. Especially if a dwarf. A ranger or druid afraid of animals. A ranger or druid afraid of trees. A musclular, deep-voiced, orc-hacking bard. A rouge walking around in full plate when trying to sneak. A barbarian dressing as if 'tjushed' (sp? is there any way to spell it?) by the Queer Eye... and liking it. A monk in bling (you know, the chains and rings and stuff) A big burly half-orc barbarian riding around on one of those doberman-sized poodle dogs. Or a regular poodle. And finally, the classic image that my brother once drew... A half-orc barbarian in a fuzzy bath robe and slippers with glasses, drinking tea, and tending to his garden.
weasel fierce 04-20-05, 04:54 AM	Half-orc paladin ;) Anything resembling Drizzt
TheChilliGod 04-20-05, 05:03 AM	-A pure druid pyromaniac. It's possible. -A seasick pirate. Actually, that isn't very possible. -The king of a glorious human nation with trillions of platinum worth of national economy and thousands of elite legions at his beck and call. The King's a beggar. -A rogue which sneezes at the most inconvenient of times (hiding from an enemy.
Twisted Puppy 04-20-05, 12:40 PM	-A seasick pirate. Actually, that isn't very possible. Actually, yes it is. After an extended stay on land, it is not uncommon for even the most grizzled sailor to have a minor bout of motion sickness on returning to sea. If you have read any of C.S. Forrester's Horatio Hornblower series, you know that the fictional Royal Navy hero almost always suffered from seasickness at the beginning of a voyage. In one of the books, he replied to a superior officer, "As a midshipman, I was once seasick while at anchor in Spithead, sir. I believe the story is still told." As for true historical figures, Lord Nelson was also afflicted by seasickness.
Leibel 05-09-05, 06:30 PM	Bi-polar twins - one brother a ruthless, aggressive ranger(archer feats) who's very masculine and somewhat of a bad boy who's brother is a nerdy, feminized, pansy wizard who can't hit the broadside of a barn w/his crossbow. Actually had that in one game - we almost did not believe they were actually brothers.
HypnoticMonk 05-09-05, 08:46 PM	A paladin in all leather Dominatrix gear A dwarf anything in diapers A half-celestial character who likes to moon people
babysamurai 05-10-05, 08:40 AM	That reminds me of an old kung fu movie I saw once. One of the monks didn't have any legs. He walked around on his hands the whole time and did all these sommersaults and stuff. His partner was deformed where he just had hands coming out of his shoulders, no arms. But the mofo could use a bo staff like a mad man. I've seen that film too, doesn't the one with no legs also pummel people with his buttocks once he has them on the ground.
Kialindo 05-10-05, 10:43 AM	My baby sister the rogue "Shhh ... I am sneaking." "Sneak, Sneak, Sneak, HEY don't look at me .. you can't see me!" My Perverted friend the Paladin, has a female "friend" in almost every town Sir Didimus :-) Yes a friend of mine made him .... The Rogue/Wizard without an identify spell but has a 15 in Use Magic Device, yep once blindly activated a Bead of Force ... OUCH! The cleric with a 10 Con and whose answer to every battle is "CHARGE!" Usually followed by "Somebody please heal the cleric .... again."
Mrdeathclaw 05-10-05, 10:49 AM	Yeah we had a wizard with a 18 stg and a 9 int and he never used spells We also had a ranger that had a female "friend" in every town......I was the ranger