D&D Square Dance Verses [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Kadasbrass

08-25-05, 01:59 PM
After using a NPC Bard with a fiddle, I started singing made up square dance verses when I used inspire courage. So I started thinking that maybe some of you out there have some verses as well. Here the three I've made, feel free to post your own :)


Swing your monster around and around
Don’t be shy, just knock him down

Kill those goblins one through three
Do it now before they flee

Pick up gold all over the place
Divvy the loot, and lets make haste
Nom

08-25-05, 05:37 PM
Five foot step and cast your spell,
Stay back or you'll be hit as well.
Kadasbrass

08-26-05, 06:40 AM
I like that one. Okay this another one I thought of when thinking of Haste and Slow.


Back through the center and then around
Speed us up and slow them down
eudas

08-26-05, 01:01 PM
This one's about Sunder:
Break their weapons and make them pay
Take their treasure and hit the hay.

Traps:
Whirling blades come swingin' by
Make that check or dead you'll lie

eudas
Leewei

08-26-05, 06:38 PM
Sashay left and sashay right,
Now promenade five feet and Smite.

Bow to the cleric, Do-se-doh,
Cast that Quickened, Silent Slow.
Bruunwald

08-26-05, 06:48 PM
Sashay left and sashay right,
Now promenade five feet and Smite.

Bow to the cleric, Do-se-doh,
Cast that Quickened, Silent Slow.


Nice.

Alaman left and alaman right,
Blind that drow with a quick daylight

Swing your elf back in her place
Promendade now, 'cross the dead orc's face...
schof

08-26-05, 07:15 PM
Hack and Slash and Bash that Drow,
And steal his gold if time allows,

Dodge that fire breath, to and fro,
fire that ice cone, let it go,

rape and pillage, don't forget to plunder,
this cities economy we shall sunder,

stroke your beard up and down,
drink some ale and lose that frown,
geekboy87

08-26-05, 08:49 PM
the dwarfs Square Dance Verse :
stroke your beard up and down,
drink some ale and lose that frown

that was a good one schof
Darklord Greywolff

08-27-05, 01:05 AM
Toss that fighter in the way.
or else your wizard will they slay.
Kadasbrass

08-28-05, 12:40 AM
Some of these are really good, even some with real square dancing words. Here is another one I thought of.

Fireballs bursting; what a sight
Promenade five feet to the right