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catowar

02-18-05, 12:53 AM
how do I make a dragon VERY VERY mad? right now im thinking that some spell (is there one like this) that makes all/some of there hord's gold into stone or something? what other things besides there hords do dragons realy care about? I need to make this dragon MAD
Anthus_Longblade

02-18-05, 01:01 AM
What kind of dragon is it?
catowar

02-18-05, 01:04 AM
black ... that makes it EZ'er im sure
catowar

02-18-05, 01:14 AM
oh! ok I was just reading that black dragons LOVE coins... so I must ask agine, is there a spell out there of lets say.... 5th level or lower that can ruin coins?
Heironymus_Vann

02-18-05, 01:24 AM
Rusting Grasp?

Summon a Xorn and have it eat them, or thoqquas to melt them together and then hit the slag with disintegrate?

To REALLY make him mad, put an otilukes resilient sphere around you and the pile of coins, and start slowly pushing the coinis through one end of a ring gate... then wave, smile, stick your tongue out, and teleport away (to where your other ring gate and you new pile of coins are)...

HV
catowar

02-18-05, 01:28 AM
what is this ring gate you talk of?
green_yawgmoth

02-18-05, 02:01 AM
what is this ring gate you talk of?Planar HB item. There are 2 rings that together form a gate to one another. You can put a certain amount of stuff from one end to the other a day. it's nifty, but expensive, and if you go through it, I'm pretty sure you can't take it with you.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/yawgmoth/kittyjig.gif
Nardo Polo

02-18-05, 02:54 AM
How do you make a black dragon mad??

Be within 10 miles of it......


Run up, hit it on the nose with a sword and run like hell....


Attempt to seal up its lair so it can't get out, then when it does anyway, run like hell again....

I mean, honestly, its not that hard to make a dragon mad.
Aricandor

02-18-05, 09:51 AM
It's easy, but unwise. Ticked of dragons are a prime cause of death among adventurers :rolleyes:
Nardo Polo

02-18-05, 11:18 AM
Oh. Well...if you want survivability........... :rolleyes: :)
Mrdeathclaw

02-18-05, 11:25 AM
If i was you i would make sure you can take the dragon
Then i would go over to a pile of coins and begin to urinate all over them, make sure its that really dark yellow kind you get when you drink to much mt.dew. Then go over to another pile of coins and take a Poop make sure to smear the poo all over the coins using other treasures that you can use. After that use your imagination(puke on them, Spooge on them ect.

That would be enough to **** even the pope off :devil:
fallabel

02-18-05, 12:10 PM
If i was you i would make sure you can take the dragon
Then i would go over to a pile of coins and begin to urinate all over them, make sure its that really dark yellow kind you get when you drink to much mt.dew. Then go over to another pile of coins and take a Poop make sure to smear the poo all over the coins using other treasures that you can use. After that use your imagination(puke on them, Spooge on them ect.

That would be enough to **** even the pope off :devil:


I'm astounded by the maturity level exhibited above.
Mrdeathclaw

02-18-05, 12:19 PM
yes i know
hot dam